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03:12Are you kidding me?
03:13It's wonderful for those very young children.
03:17Are they exaggerating?
03:18No.
03:18Don't be so modest, you raised more than anyone else.
03:21Yes, it's true, he raised more money than everyone else.
03:24A marathon on skates, a 10-hour marathon skating Czechs.
03:30Instead of raising money, I should skate too.
03:37Do you know how to skate?
03:38They said I know how to skate, but the boys used to call me...
03:42Mappleton Wheels!
03:45Are children really that cruel?
03:49No, no, no, they called me that because I was a great skater.
03:54Larry didn't know.
03:56Here, place your bet.
03:57We need any help we can get.
03:59Well, I have to go. I'll see you on Saturday.
04:01Bye bye.
04:01It's been a pleasure, wheels.
04:03Goodbye, son.
04:04Bye bye.
04:05Valky, you skate too.
04:06Oh, I'd like to, but... but I don't know.
04:10Well, ask Wheels to show you.
04:15Do you have wheels?
04:18Why not?
04:25I'm extremely nervous.
04:27He's going to teach me how to skate the famous Appleton wheels.
04:30Tell me, wheels.
04:37How long will it take me to learn to skate?
04:40Don't know.
04:43How long did it take you to learn to skate?
04:46Don't know.
04:47I had never worn skates in my entire life.
05:02Yes, yes, I'm so sorry Guara's taking a nap, but...
05:06Does that mean you lied to Jennifer and that you don't know how to skate?
05:09What the hell do you want me to do?
05:12Let Gran waste all that money and come across as a hero to Jennifer?
05:15But you won't get her to stay with you by lying to her.
05:19God knows you've tried.
05:22And every time you try, you end up like a handful of babasstiqui.
05:27It's time to talk about reality.
05:35It's time to talk about the harsh facts.
05:39It's time to talk about the anger of the gabuquis.
05:53The gabuquis?
05:57The gabuguis?
06:00The Mipocian troll furies?
06:04Eve, Magda and Zaza.
06:12They are the daughters of Beretash, god of the path, and his beautiful wife, Zagotash.
06:20Each gabugui has a piercing eye, right in the middle of the nasal septum.
06:38He who sees everything.
06:41And they punish those who dishonor the truth by telling lies.
06:51Fascinating.
06:52Valgui, I'm sure I have nothing to fear from the wrath of those gabuguis.
07:01Because I do it for a good cause.
07:04Helping little children.
07:08I'm sure Eva, Magda, and Zazá won't care about a tiny, small, dwarfish, unimportant lie.
07:15If it's to help children.
07:22But, cousin...
07:23Children.
07:24To help the children.
07:26Poor things.
07:26Cousin, you know, I think there's a logic error somewhere, but I can't find it.
07:38Well, as long as you can find the mistake somewhere, why don't we just learn to skate?
07:42And how is that done?
07:44The fastest way to learn is to put on your skates and never take them off again.
07:51Go ahead, try it.
07:53It's very easy.
07:54Do you see that I left you?
08:12Well, we haven't moved yet.
08:15If this sport were practiced standing still, we'd get a 10.
08:21Okay.
08:22Now we'll start moving, ready?
08:25Okay.
08:26Let's go.
08:37Do you see it?
08:41Do you see it?
08:43I think we're great.
08:55Well, well, technically we're not skating.
09:00For now we're just skating around.
09:04We need a little speed.
09:06Are you watching it?
09:15Learning to skate is just like learning to ride a bike.
09:20All you need is speed.
09:23Now, push me hard.
09:25What's that?
09:41What's that?
09:41T 1969.
09:43I think someone is reviewing the process.
09:43B-d-d-d!
09:45Until the decision!
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13:07Cousin, that's not going to happen
13:12Because?
13:14Because you don't lie to help the children
13:18But to impress Jennifer
13:21And until you count the path
13:24Eva, Magda and Zaza
13:26They'll always be a thorn in your side.
13:34Okay! And I'm going to impress Jennifer!
13:36And if the gabudis think of arresting me
13:38Let them try!
13:44Come on in, ladies!
13:47Place your bets!
13:52Bet
13:53Cousin, you're lucky
14:06It was Magda
14:08She is the kindest
14:09So, this is patinolantia
14:31It's not a professional view, but I'll do.
14:35Money is what's important to you.
14:38Larry, how did you manage to raise $12,000?
14:42Not even Grant could raise that much
14:44It's probably a matter of charisma.
14:47Or a matter of sheer nerve
14:51Oh! Jennifer, let's get started watching
14:54Hi, Grant!
14:55Hello, Wheels! I'll see you later!
14:56Oh! Jennifer, let's get started watching
14:57Jennifer, let's get started.
14:58Jennifer, let's get started.
15:00Hi, Grant!
15:06Hello, Wheels! I'll see you later!
15:10Cousin
15:10This is your last chance to tell Jennifer the truth.
15:15The air is thick with gabugis
15:19Oh! The gabugis are attacking
15:25You know, Valky? I'm starting to understand.
15:29Why in my post can a sheep run for public office?
15:36The roller skating marathon has already begun
15:39Everyone on the move!
15:50Three hours to go!
15:52Hang in there a little longer, skaters!
15:55Come on, guys!
16:08Only twenty seconds left!
16:11Go ahead, Larry!
16:12Go Valky!
16:13No, Larry!
16:14No, Valky!
16:15Why don't you ever cheer on my girlfriend?
16:19Go, Larry!
16:22No, Larry!
16:23No, Larry!
16:25Three, two, one!
16:34I did it! I did it!
16:37I've collected more money with Rolan!
16:40You've been wonderful!
16:42Valky? Did you hear that?
16:45He thinks I'm wonderful!
16:47You've been wonderful too!
16:50And my heart is pure!
16:54I'm so proud of you!
16:56You've raised more money than anyone else!
16:58Oh really?
16:59Well...
17:00It doesn't matter who remembered more money!
17:05I never thought of this as a competition!
17:07I am glad to have had the opportunity to dedicate my time and skill without reservation to skating for those in need.
17:15Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention.
17:20Cunningham Hardware has offered to donate $500 to the Bee Brothers on behalf of the person who can jump over the most barrels.
17:29Good!
17:31They'll save that money. Nobody will have the energy to try it after 10 hours.
17:36I do.
17:38Did you?
17:40Yes. I'll go into detail.
17:44How exciting, Jennifer! Making paths to take a picture!
17:49No. This can't be happening. The marathon's over. I won and they're going to take my picture! Great!
17:55Come on, great Spider! Anion! I can do it!
18:01Anion! Come on! Anion!
18:23Come on.
18:24Your lies haven't helped you, but it won't be too late to escape the wrath of the Gabugis if you tell Jennifer the truth.
18:33Perhaps you're right.
18:35Larry, have you seen the great flying over the barrels? It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
18:45I want another barrel!
18:50Larry, do you barrel jump?
18:52I'm from Wisconsin, the state of barrel jumpers.
18:58I'm going for Merian's camera.
19:01Cousin, no, no, no, no, I can't allow it. The gabugis, I feel they were waiting for me to be on those barrels.
19:10Valky, I can't let that big Meganequita get in my way.
19:13No, cousin, I have to save you.
19:15Oh, mother!
19:16That?
19:17Valky was right, I see them.
19:19To whom?
19:20To the gabugis.
19:21Where?
19:21That way?
19:24Aww!
19:27Aaah!
19:28You're a pain!
19:29Larry!
19:31Vadimpate!
19:39Larry!
19:42Vadimpate!
19:45Vadimpate!
19:46Vadimpate!
19:47No, no, no!
20:17The network
20:22I know you're a great skater
20:25But it was crazy trying to jump over so many barrels.
20:27Jennifer, I have a confession to make to you
20:31Until four days ago I had never skated in my life
20:36And Wisconsin is actually the dairy state
20:41And I'm not six feet tall.
20:47Wow, when you decide to cleanse your conscience, you leave the bathtub a mess.
20:51Why did you lie to me, Larry?
20:57Because he was jealous of Gran
21:00Jealous of Gran? Gran is a happily married man.
21:05You never mentioned that he was married.
21:11Why didn't I think it mattered?
21:15I guess I've just made a fool of myself, Jennifer
21:18Well, don't think so
21:20Except, perhaps, by jumping over barrels, but...
21:26You raised a lot of money for the Big Brothers
21:29Thank you for that.
21:31Valky, I had fun
21:36Maybe you'd like to come with me to the roller skating race tomorrow.
21:40Remember that moment, my little rascal.
21:46Okay, goodbye, Larry
21:52See you tomorrow
21:53Oh yes, and we'll have the photos developed by now.
21:56We will be able to relive it all
21:57I shouldn't have lied to her, Valky
22:10That's true
22:11You were right.
22:12That too
22:13When I lie, something bad happens
22:16The Gabugis take care of it
22:19Yes, Valky
22:21No, they left here when you told the truth
22:24They will have returned to their home in Washington
22:26No, they left here when you told the truth!
22:30Thank you
22:30Thank you.
23:00Thank you.
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