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Balki hace de casamentero con Lydia y, sin querer, la empareja con un gigoló que pretende quedarse con todo lo que ella tiene. Larry trama un plan para revelar su verdadera naturaleza antes de que sea demasiado tarde.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
02:00I know you've had a really tough week, how are you?
02:03Oh, I'm fine.
02:05I don't know why everyone is so worried
02:08Men are like...
02:11If you miss a bus, another one will come along soon.
02:14Three, two, one
02:19This isn't the first time we've gone through this.
02:26Cousin, I got it
02:31I've thought of something to make Miss Lidia feel better
02:35With flowers
02:36How cute
02:39Cousin, the flowers are fine, but they don't keep you warm at night.
02:45I've found her a man
02:48Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute
02:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:58Valky
02:58Finding a man for Lidia is not your responsibility.
03:01Technically, it's true.
03:02But actually, my mom's job is matchmaker
03:05I used to bring him the books.
03:08Was your mother a matchmaker?
03:13And it is.
03:13For six generations
03:15My post has depended on the Bartókomus for matchmaking matters
03:18In fact, our house was known by the name The Love Connection
03:23And who is that guy?
03:27It's not someone you met on the street, is it?
03:29Of course not, don't be ridiculous
03:32I met him across the street while having breakfast
03:34His name is Jack Colby
03:37And he's coming this afternoon just to meet her.
03:39Just to chat
03:40Just testing the waters
03:42Thanks Harriet, I'm feeling better now.
03:46Goodbye guys, have a good weekend
03:48Wait a minute, Lidia, Lidia, don't go yet
03:51I've found the perfect man for you.
03:53His name is Jack
03:55He's tall and good-looking.
03:59And listen to this, he doesn't spit when he speaks.
04:01Lidia, I have to say that Valky has played matchmaker for you
04:05I tried to convince him that it was a mistake
04:08Oh Valky, thank you for what you have done
04:10But you know, I've been thinking about this.
04:13I'm fine, I have friends.
04:15A nationally circulated column
04:17And some money
04:19Okay, I have a lot of money
04:21The last thing I need in my life is a man
04:24Valky!
04:26Jack!
04:27Hello how are you?
04:28Good, good, good
04:29Hey, Jack
04:30This is Lidia, whom I already told you about.
04:34Lidia, this is Jack, whom I already told you about
04:36Lidia, you're not what I expected.
04:43I was expecting
04:43I read your column every day.
04:46And the advice you give is so wise.
04:49So clearly born of experience
04:51I wasn't expecting someone so young
04:55Oh, no
05:00Hey Jack, sorry if Valky has caused you any trouble
05:05But Lidia has decided
05:06Shut up, Larry
05:07So you read my column
05:11Yes, every day
05:12I don't want to seem presumptuous
05:13But...
05:14Will you have dinner with me tonight?
05:16Oh ok
05:18Well, well, why wait?
05:20I haven't eaten anything all day.
05:21Due to a minor trauma in my life
05:24And I'm hungry
05:26Goodbye, guys
05:27Jack, I want you to tell me everything about yourself
05:30Ah
05:31Oh
05:33Another Bartókomus union
05:35We have done more than three thousand
05:37This deserves a picture in my mother's brochures
05:43Amazing
05:45Valky, you're quite the matchmaker!
05:48Tell me something I don't know.
05:50Was Jack Colby the one with Lydia in the parking lot?
05:57Mr. Coldplay, do you know Mr. Colby?
05:59Only his reputation
06:00What is its reputation?
06:02Well, he's a success story despite never having worked a day in his life.
06:05He charms women into giving him money, clothes, cars
06:09And then he says goodbye with a kiss
06:11He has been married four times and has two children.
06:13Listen carefully, two ex-wives who pay him alimony
06:17That man is a boy, isn't he?
06:21Yes, he's my hero
06:22Cousin, I've gotten Miss Lidia into a serious mess
06:33He/She does not answer
06:45No, cousin, I can't believe he's gone all weekend
06:48It was my fault
06:50He shouldn't have been a matchmaker with only an apprentice's license.
06:54Cousin, but what if Jack has already deceived her and...
06:58Did he break her heart?
06:59What if Jack has already deceived her and taken all her money?
07:02Enough, enough, enough, that's enough
07:05Relax
07:06Take a deep breath
07:07Don't fall, you're heavy
07:13Listen, listen
07:15Lidia is not stupid
07:16She probably went out with him and quickly realized he was only after her money.
07:20She will have overcome it and will be sadder, but wiser.
07:23Deo
07:25Deo
07:28Dawn breaks and the sun rises.
07:33Miss Lidia, we called you all weekend
07:39Where has he gone?
07:41In Jamaica
07:42With Jack
07:45Jamaica?
07:47But I thought you were just going out for dinner?
07:51Well, that's how it was, but when we left we realized that we got along really well.
07:56Oh, Val, I don't know how to thank you.
08:00I might change my mind right away.
08:02Lidia, listen
08:06I know this will hurt, but there are things you should know about Jack.
08:10First...
08:11He has been married four times
08:13Do you already know?
08:15Of course, he told me everything.
08:18Yeah?
08:19Did he tell her that two of his ex-wives have a passion for him?
08:26It's called a pension, and he feels very bad about it.
08:29Miss Lidia, no, no
08:33As her friends, what we want is to encourage her to find out what kind of person Jack is.
08:40Before taking it too seriously
08:42Oh, let's go much further.
08:46We got married on Saturday
08:49Are you getting married?
08:52Saturday!
08:53Oh, I knew you'd be happy
08:56We're having the engagement party tonight at eight o'clock, don't be late!
08:59Oh, Valky, thank you.
09:02I would never have met Jack without you
09:05Oh, heavens!
09:06Cousin, I've managed to ruin his life
09:16Jack is going to take her money, break her heart, and it's all my fault.
09:22According to the matchmakers' code, I will now abstain from eating smoked meat.
09:33Wait a minute, Valky
09:45Don't do anything drastic
09:47We'll think of something.
09:50What a cousin, he wouldn't listen to reason!
09:52I know, so we'll have to prove to him that Jack would go after any woman with money.
10:03Cousin, we're doing well
10:13Good!
10:13Good!
10:14Good!
10:25Good!
10:26Good!
10:28Good!
10:28Good!
10:33Cousin, usually your plans take precedence, but tonight your plan is ahead.
10:52How do I come up with these things?
10:59This wasn't my plan, my plan was for you to be the woman.
11:02Well, cousin, we have to convince Lidia that Jack is only after her money, not her body.
11:10And I think we both agreed that I reminded me too much of Sophia Lore.
11:16Let's see.
11:19I'm shitting myself.
11:21I told you not to wear heels.
11:24Do we have two plans with this?
11:26No, I don't think so.
11:31Come on, take me to Jack.
11:37So that's when you plan to attack him?
11:39No, I'm not going to attack him.
11:42I'm just going to subtly hint at how rich I am and how lonely I feel.
11:47Come on, dance.
11:48No, wait a minute.
11:49I'm the man, shouldn't I be the one to ask you to dance?
11:57Will you grant me this dance?
11:59With great pleasure.
12:03Hello, Valky.
12:15Who is your friend?
12:16She's my cousin Larry's aunt.
12:20Cousin Larry wasn't feeling well.
12:23And my cousin Larry's aunt visited us, and I told my cousin Larry's aunt to come with me.
12:29I'm Lidia Marca, and this is my fiancé, Jack Colby.
12:34Desiree Appleton.
12:35How are you, G?
12:35Well, I loved it.
12:37It's a pleasure.
12:39You can call her Desi.
12:43So, Desi, what brings you to Chicago?
12:46I'm traveling around the world because my husband died and he inspected its hotels and casinos.
12:51The late, very dead husband owned shipping companies and was quite the crook.
13:12Excuse me?
13:14Tycoon.
13:15Navi tycoon.
13:16Tycoon.
13:20Fascinating.
13:21Honey, we must attend to the other guests.
13:23Excuse me.
13:24Sure, goodbye.
13:26See you later.
13:26Bye bye.
13:29You won't achieve anything that way.
13:32You need to stop playing hard to get and...
13:36to show a little bit of thigh.
13:38I missed it.
13:40But only up to the knee.
13:46Nice party, huh?
13:48Oh yes, delicious.
13:51Larry?
13:54Harriet, I can explain.
13:56Uh, I don't know what you're doing and I don't want to know.
13:59Harriet, Harriet.
14:00Harriet.
14:03Cousin.
14:04This chocolate mousse is to die for.
14:06You have to try it.
14:07I can't, Valky.
14:08If I want to continue using size 10.
14:11Water, hello again.
14:12Oh, Jack, look, it's Jack.
14:16Desi, how long are you going to be in the city?
14:18One week, one week, and one month.
14:21Five weeks in total.
14:23Then to the Far East, China, Japan, they have a post.
14:26My aunt loves to post.
14:29He should go to Las Vegas five or six times a year.
14:31Does he like Las Vegas so much that he's thinking of buying it?
14:36Oh, bad.
14:37But first I would have to think about selling Atlantic City.
14:41It was very interesting once.
14:45Can you bring me a glass of water?
14:47Keep mine, I haven't touched it.
14:49Where was I?
14:50It was very interesting once.
14:54Can you bring me a glass of clean water?
14:57Oh, sure, sure.
15:06Aunt Desi loves clean water.
15:09And boy, does he like it.
15:18How does he come up with those things?
15:22In three months?
15:23Yes, of course, thank you.
15:28You have to forgive Valky.
15:30He's a sweetheart, but he gets a little nervous around me.
15:35Probably because I'm incredibly rich.
15:38Are you lucky that your husband left you in such a comfortable situation?
15:43I suppose so.
15:45But I think Lidia is luckier.
15:49Do you have him?
15:50Oh, thank you.
15:52Oh, I'm sorry if I've put you in a difficult position.
15:56But I've always thought that if I found the right person,
16:01My life would be perfect.
16:04Someone to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
16:07May they share loving glances.
16:10Someone to walk hand in hand with.
16:16of the many shopping centers and stores it owns.
16:27I hope you find what you're looking for.
16:30Excuse me.
16:31What more does a woman have to do?
16:42No, mother!
16:56Jack!
16:58Jack!
16:59I can't resist you.
17:02Jack!
17:03About what?
17:03What are you talking about?
17:05As soon as you walked through the door, I felt something special.
17:07When you spoke of whispering sweet nothings in someone's ear,
17:10of sharing glances and taking long walks,
17:12I realized...
17:13Oh, God!
17:14...what were you talking about to me,
17:16looking at me,
17:17walking with me.
17:22Oh, Jack!
17:23Yeah.
17:24You can't imagine how much I wanted to hear you say that.
17:29Dear,
17:30Let's run away together tonight
17:31and let's get married.
17:33And what about Lidia?
17:37Who?
17:37Lidia!
17:39Ah,
17:40Forget her, she's one of those.
17:41And you, a woman?
17:42No, no, no, no!
17:45First you have to tell Lidia.
17:48We can't join until she's safe
17:50that everything is over between you.
17:52I'll call her from Las Vegas.
17:58You have to tell him.
18:00now.
18:03Of course.
18:27Valky,
18:28It has worked.
18:29Cousin,
18:35You're great.
18:37Jack took the bait.
18:38Now retrieve the fishing line
18:40And on and on about the hermit.
18:45This is how we fish in Mipos.
18:48Jack,
18:49are you there.
18:50Listen to me, everyone.
18:52Jack and I
18:52We have something to announce.
18:54Tell him, Jack.
18:55Jack.
18:58Be tactful.
18:59I will do that.
19:02Lidia,
19:02You are history.
19:05I'm going to marry someone else.
19:10Leaving Lydia
19:11It's the topic of the month.
19:14I thought I loved you,
19:15But I have met Desiré
19:16and I have discovered
19:16what true love is.
19:19Desire?
19:20I desired that.
19:22It can happen.
19:30Are you going to leave me?
19:31by a woman
19:31that you just met?
19:32No, Miss Lidia,
19:33He leaves her for a man
19:34that he just met.
19:41It doesn't matter.
19:43We will look
19:44the best psychiatrist
19:44that you can afford.
19:45I have no money.
19:48Don't you want to?
19:50Lidia,
19:51The wedding is still on.
19:53Let's announce it.
19:55Wait a minute.
19:56I am a jíbarón.
19:58I'll tell you.
20:00I am a pager.
20:02Search for lives.
20:04I'm a shooter.
20:07Traitor.
20:09Do you want to tell him?
20:10You go next.
20:11You're doing great.
20:12Go on.
20:12Who do you think you are?
20:16What are you?
20:17A Don Juan
20:18any?
20:22Well, you are
20:23very wrong.
20:26Miss Lidia
20:27has been abandoned
20:28by better men
20:28than you.
20:30And this week
20:31without going any further.
20:36It is a person
20:38wonderful
20:39and gets dressed
20:40with great pleasure.
20:42You don't deserve it.
20:44nor spit
20:45where she
20:46has stepped.
20:48So
20:48Get out of here.
20:51And I speak
20:52seriously.
20:59Do you want me to leave?
21:01No,
21:01not yet.
21:02You can leave now.
21:24Miss Lidia,
21:25Alright?
21:26I am.
21:28It doesn't matter.
21:29Men
21:30They are like exits
21:31of the highways.
21:32If you miss one,
21:34There will be another one soon.
21:37Please,
21:38Don't let this
21:39spoil the party.
21:41Eat,
21:41drink,
21:42Have fun.
21:43three,
21:45two,
21:46one.
21:52Save yourself!
22:01What a night.
22:03You said it,
22:05cousin,
22:06Lidia is lucky
22:07of having a friend
22:08like you.
22:08When we left,
22:09you had it
22:10hurting
22:11the palm
22:12by your hand.
22:15Well,
22:16I hope you
22:17you have learned
22:18the lesson.
22:18Yes, cousin,
22:19I've done it.
22:20I believe it.
22:22Thanks, cousin.
22:24AND...
22:25Oh!
22:26Happens.
22:28Hi, Larry,
22:29I came to invite you
22:29to have a coffee.
22:30I should have called
22:42before entering.
22:43Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:46Oh!
22:59Oh!
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23:30Thanks for watching the video.
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