- hace 4 meses
Cuando Carl, el marido de Harriet, que es policía, le dice a Balki que va a hacer algo esa noche en un bar, le pide que no lo divulgue. Larry, pensando que va a hacer una gran redada, engaña a Balki para que le diga dónde es, con el fin de conseguir la exclusiva. Lo que no saben es que se trata de una fiesta sorpresa. Cuando llegan allí y ven a un funcionario público, piensan que es corrupto y que Carl va a detenerlo.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Distant Cousins
02:30Do you know what it means?
02:31This means you can now use your phone
02:33I'll give it to you.
02:35Cousin, good luck
02:37Good luck, little one
02:38How do those little legs run?
02:45Oh, Harriet, it means so much to cousin Larry.
02:50If he succeeds, he will feel 10 centimeters taller.
02:54Hey, little one
02:58Hello, sweetheart
02:59Hello, Valky
03:01Hi, Carl
03:01Valky, I've brought you some posts for your collection
03:05Oh, thank you, Carl.
03:06I'm glad you're married to a policeman
03:08Have
03:10I have it
03:11I don't have it
03:12Oh, Carl
03:16One of the rookie Joy the Sardine
03:18First offense
03:21Oh, thank you, Carl.
03:23You are welcome
03:23Come here
03:26Not you, little one.
03:28How do your lips taste so sweet?
03:35Is that sugar in your mouth?
03:36No, no, no, it's not sugar
03:38Is...
03:39Cocaine
03:40Yes, we raided it and I had to test it to see if it was authentic.
03:46Crazy people use that crap
03:50Don't lie, you've been eating donuts
03:53Oh, Carl
03:54Have you eaten one of those we always have?
03:57Oh, yes
03:57You have a little bit of confit on your neck
03:59And you have a little piece between the tires
04:00Hey, excuse me, little one
04:02This is a family matter, and you're in the line of fire.
04:05I apologize.
04:06Sorry
04:07If anyone needs me, I'll be there.
04:09Counting the assaults from the barrier
04:11Do you have Confidur?
04:15How many have you eaten?
04:17None
04:17How many?
04:18Only one
04:19How many?
04:20Okay, two, yes, two
04:21How many?
04:22Okay, nine
04:23And I'm paying for it
04:31But hey, I didn't come here to argue.
04:32I just came to tell you that I won't be coming home for dinner.
04:35I'm going to work as a secret officer
04:36Oh, I get worried when you work as a secret agent.
04:39Don't worry, don't worry
04:40I'll be fine.
04:41I'll be home before you know it
04:43See you later, goodbye, Valky
04:45Goodbye, Carl
04:46And thanks for me and the Sardine
04:48I'm glad I was able to get it for you.
04:50That boy will go far.
04:51Shall I walk you to the car?
04:53No, no, no, no, no
04:55It's not necessary
04:55I know the way
04:57Carl
04:58You have food in the car, right?
04:59No
05:00It's just a little something for the guys on duty.
05:04A small box of chocolates
05:05Valky
05:08Valky!
05:09Valky!
05:09Valky!
05:10Valky!
05:10Valky!
05:10Valky!
05:11Valky!
05:14You're watching Larry Appleton
05:17Crime reporter
05:19Cousin, congratulations
05:27Finally, your ship has hit the propeller hard.
05:31How big is your big, fat increase?
05:42Well, actually there's no increase at all
05:44Yes, there's no need to be greedy.
05:46After all, you'll have a nice office
05:49They thought it would be better if I stayed here
05:52But did they give you that company car you wanted?
05:55Well no
05:56Do they make you permanent?
05:58No
05:58Do they give you cards?
05:59No
05:59Pencils with your name on them?
06:01No
06:02Help me, I'm trying my hardest to maintain my enthusiasm
06:06Valky, that doesn't matter.
06:09This is a great opportunity for me
06:11I belong to the Chicago Chronicle's reporting team.
06:15I'm going to investigate the facts
06:16Uncovering scandals
06:18Writing the hard news
06:19Valky
06:20For the first time
06:21I am a real reporter
06:24Appleton
06:26Assistant Investigator Liaison with Marshall and Walpole's Crime Reporting Team
06:30So they gave me a degree
06:31Yes, Mr. Walpole
06:34This may be my first commission
06:37Yeah
06:39Ready
06:40I have it
06:42I have it
06:43What is it, cousin?
06:46Crime?
06:46Scandal?
06:47Bad news?
06:48It's salami.
06:49I need to order it with me.
06:52But
06:53Do you still have the title?
07:09Okay, Valky
07:10My first day as a crime reporter
07:14And the only thing I've discovered is the price of salami.
07:18Come on, cousin, don't get discouraged
07:21Your dreams are coming true
07:23Come on
07:25You are a member of the crime reporting team
07:29Don't you think Mammoth and Dust started where you are now?
07:33Marshall and Walpole
07:36Okay, okay
07:38I've read everything about them
07:40I know they started from the bottom, writing small things for the newspaper
07:44They then moved up to the chronicles department, writing better stories.
07:49And that years later they stumbled upon the milk scandal and the rest, as they say, is history.
07:56You know, Valky?
08:03It's true
08:03You have taught me what I must do
08:06And not for the first time, cousin
08:08I'm glad you realize that patience is the key
08:14What patience?
08:16Patience is for losers
08:17I have no patience
08:18What I need is a sensational story that will launch me to the very top
08:22Like Marshall and Walpole
08:24But now, I'm going to have a good sleep
08:27I will get up at three thirty and walk around the streets
08:30I love
08:31Something has to happen to them.
08:35Hi guys
08:42Hi Carl
08:43You see, Harriet and I still don't have a phone.
08:46Sorry to bother you
08:46I'm waiting for a very important call from management.
08:49And I've told them to call me here
08:51I hope you don't mind if I stay for a while
08:54No problem
08:55Thank you
08:56Hey Carl, I don't mean to be rude
09:00But I need to sleep.
09:01I'm down
09:02Good night
09:03Good night
09:04So Carl, how's it going?
09:07Great
09:07We're about to knock out a major politician
09:10But I can sleep tomorrow.
09:11Let's talk
09:14Cousin
09:16I thought you were going to bed
09:18I woke up suddenly
09:20It must have been the wind.
09:22I'll give you the antacid.
09:23So you're cornering a corrupt politician.
09:33Yes, I want to hunt that guy down
09:35We're about to set a trap for that big boss in Lampa.
09:38Cousin, do you want the mint flavor or the original formula?
09:42Original formula
09:44Yeah
09:45He has been accepting bribes from Lampa for years.
09:49Cousin, do you want a spoon or are you going to drink it in one gulp?
09:55In one gulp
09:56In one gulp
09:57And is that politician a local, state, federal, appointed, elected politician? Did I vote for him? Did you vote for him? Do you nod and I approach?
10:05Larry, I can't say anything about this, it's a police matter.
10:08I should remind you that I'm speaking to a member of the Chronicle's crime reporting team.
10:13I don't want to see it on the front page
10:15Larry and Valky Plumbing, which leak would you like to discuss?
10:21Carl, this is for you
10:26It's for me
10:27Sign up two
10:29Hello?
10:31Yeah
10:32Will it be tonight?
10:34Very good
10:35Childproof lid
10:38Make sure Alderman is there
10:41I'm taking Carmine
10:43Okay, no, he doesn't suspect anything.
10:49Hey, what's the restaurant's address?
10:52Uh-huh
10:53Yes, I have it.
10:55See you in 20 minutes
10:57Bye
10:58Hey, guys
11:00I shouldn't have said anything about the case I'm working on.
11:03If it got out, I'd be in serious trouble.
11:05But you are my friends and I'm sure you won't tell anyone.
11:09Carl, don't worry
11:11Because your secret is safe
11:13Thank you
11:14If anyone knows how to keep a secret, it's us.
11:18Thank you
11:18So once again, don't worry.
11:21OK
11:21Because your secret is safe
11:24Yes, thanks
11:25What secret was he talking about?
11:31I think Carl is going to pull off a big coup
11:34And is it a secret that Carl is interested in sculpting?
11:39It's not that kind of blow
11:41No
11:42A hit means Carl is going to arrest a corrupt politician who is involved with organized crime.
11:50This is the story I've been looking for
11:52I just have to run the pencil over the notebook to make the address stand out and find out where the arrest is going to take place.
11:58Why do you want to do that?
12:00Because I'm going to put this story on the front page of the Chronicle
12:03On the front page?
12:05Could someone see it?
12:07Not only
12:08Everyone
12:10Cousin, you're not going to do it
12:15We promised Carl we'd keep it a secret, and I intend to keep my word.
12:19Give me the notebook
12:35Valky!
12:38I need the stamps from the notebook.
12:39When they make the arrest, I need to be there.
12:41This is my great story
12:43This is my ticket to the good times
12:45Well, in this case you have a ticket to nowhere.
12:48Cousin, Carl said we should keep it a secret, and that's what I'm going to do.
12:55Uh, uh, uh, there's no problem with that
12:58You keep the secret
13:00But give me the notebook
13:02Cousin, if you make a career out of betraying a friend, you'll hate yourself.
13:13I'll get through this
13:18Back
13:22Oh, I'm keeping you updated until tomorrow.
13:26Huh?
13:29Valky?
13:30Give me that notebook
13:32No, cousin, that's wrong.
13:37Carl doesn't want us to have that information.
13:39Oh, oh, oh, oh
13:42Is that what worries you?
13:45Yeah
13:45Do you think Carl doesn't want us to have that information?
13:49That's correct
13:50No, Valky, that's not right.
13:53The truth, the truth is
13:54The truth
13:55Carl wants me to have those signs
13:59You know, that's how information is passed from undercover police to crime reporters.
14:04But if Carl had wanted to give you that information, why didn't he just give it to you?
14:12He can't do it
14:12Oh, no?
14:13No
14:14That would cause problems, and we don't want that to happen, do we?
14:18No
14:18No
14:19No
14:19No
14:20But you said that Carl wanted you to have those signs
14:24He wants me to have those marks
14:25Oh, really?
14:26But she can't give them to me
14:27Oh, no?
14:28No, that's why he wants me to keep it a secret
14:30Valky, think
14:32If he didn't want me to reveal it to the press, he wouldn't have told me to keep it a secret.
14:39One moment
14:43Are you saying that Carl revealed a secret to us and told us to keep that secret?
14:52But that wasn't what he really wanted.
14:55What he really wanted was for you to reveal that secret on the front page of the newspaper.
15:00So that everyone can know the secret we're supposed to keep secret.
15:05Exact
15:10Exactly what?
15:13Exactly what you said
15:14I don't even know what I said
15:16All I know is that you had flatulence.
15:19I went to the kitchen for the antacid
15:22I couldn't remove the lid
15:24AND...
15:24Valky, Valky, Valky, Valky, Valky
15:26This is very, very simple
15:29Carl told us to keep it a secret, hoping we would make it public.
15:34On the other hand, if he had told us to make it public
15:37We would be obliged to keep it secret
15:39Because Carl knows that a secret is a secret
15:42It's the only thing worth publishing
15:44And if not, why call it a secret?
15:52Take
15:53My head hurts
15:57Nothing, there is nothing.
16:08It always works in the movies, Valky
16:11How will I know where the arrest will take place?
16:14He told us a secret
16:17But he wanted to keep it a secret
16:20Valky
16:20But...
16:21Because nothing I do goes right
16:22Don't worry
16:24It's the Sideshow restaurant.
16:266818 Fullerton Avenue
16:28I glanced at the notebook while he was writing.
16:32Valky
16:33I will never forget what you have done
16:35We have ten minutes to get there
16:37If you put it on the front page of the newspaper
16:44Everyone will find out the secret we're supposed to keep.
16:47Because he told us
16:48This sergeant!
16:59Hey, Alderman, it's good to see you
17:01Guys
17:02I wasn't going to miss Sergeant Rogetti's party for anything in the world.
17:06After all, Carmine is one of the best in the body
17:09How are you going to bring him here without spoiling the surprise?
17:14How can a police officer go anywhere promising a free meal?
17:18Okay, but one thing
17:19If all the police officers are here, who will take care of the city?
17:22Come on, come with me
17:24Check out this site
17:32It's full of criminals
17:35They seem like nice people.
17:38Valky, Valky, Valky
17:40When you've been on the streets as long as I have
17:44There are some things that are simply known.
17:47I've been on the streets as much as you have.
17:50We left home at the same time
17:52Sin on me
17:59And try not to draw attention to yourself
18:03Plant
18:11Loose tile, danger
18:22Oh my God!
18:34Alteman Citrell is sitting at the corner table
18:37It must be the corrupt politician that Carl has to stop.
18:40Oh my God!
18:44The police chief is with him
18:46It will also be corrupted
18:47What story?
18:49Coria
18:49I need to know what they're talking about.
18:51Valky
18:52I'm going to try to record your conversation
18:57Wait here
18:58Can the boss bring me a Shirley Temple?
19:01Wait here
19:07Don't speak
19:09Don't move
19:11Please allow me to assist you.
19:18Here you go
19:28I can't believe it
19:39I'm going to uncover the biggest scandal in the city
19:42If Carl hadn't slipped this to me, I'd still be taking food to Marshall and Walpole.
19:46Does it slide?
19:50You told me that Carl wanted us to have that information
19:53Of course
19:54"Swipe" is a generic term used to indicate someone who wants to transmit information.
19:59Cousin
19:59Cut and sail, my dear
20:01OK
20:05I lied, preacher
20:07Try to make a career out of this if you're having problems, honey.
20:11Go home
20:13I will
20:18But
20:20First I'll get the stapler
20:23Valky
20:26You are interfering with press freedom
20:29Ah, paj!
20:35Cofin
20:36Valky
20:39Cofin
20:44Cofin
20:44Cofin
20:44Hello
20:48What do you want?
20:51I want your bread
20:52The bread is fine.
20:54So, do they want more?
21:01Silver
21:01Paltó, he lets go
21:05Danger
21:05This is happy
21:12Well, they could have killed us.
21:14Don't worry
21:20Everything is under control.
21:21As soon as Carl walks through that door
21:23Bam!
21:23We hit him.
21:24I can't wait to see his face
21:26He's going to die when...
21:28Hello!
21:34Valky
21:35Alterman and the boss plan to kill Carl
21:37We have to get out of here and warn him
21:39Everyone be quiet, here comes
21:41Very good
21:42That's it
21:43When I give the signal
21:45Valky, we have to stop them
21:46Surprise!
21:56Surprise!
21:58You're right about that.
22:00Carl, I'm so sorry about all this mess.
22:16That I...
22:17Larry, don't worry
22:18You're already a legend in the city
22:20They'll be laughing for years.
22:23Oh, cousin, how lovely.
22:26And what did you think, that you were making a fool of yourself?
22:28Okay, I have to go downstairs
22:32Harriet is waiting for me
22:34He likes to take my fingerprints
22:36Why doesn't he trust you when you're acting secretly?
22:39Oh no, no, no, no
22:40It's nothing like that.
22:42It's a little thing
22:44What do we do?
22:45Well
22:53A true crime reporter
22:56I discovered a surprise party
22:59Oh, come on, cousin
23:02Don't get discouraged
23:03You are a good writer
23:05And a great worker
23:06Someday you'll be so famous
23:08Like Maytag and Whirlpool
23:10Do you think I'm a good writer?
23:13Of course!
23:14I don't know how to make a fool of myself.
23:15Such, such, such
23:18If I stay there
23:20Hard work
23:22My time will come.
23:24Of course
23:25Remember, cousin
23:26Patience is a virgin
23:28No no!
23:29No no!
23:30No no!
23:30Thank you!
24:00Thank you!
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