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Lydia tiene la oportunidad de tener su propio programa de televisión en directo. Solo hay un problema: le aterrorizan las cámaras debido a un incidente que le ocurrió cuando era niña. Larry insiste en que no deje pasar la oportunidad, pero resulta que sus motivos no son del todo altruistas.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30I was about to say G-D-E-V
01:42Do you know what it means?
01:44Of course, I don't know how to make a fool of myself.
01:46G-D-E-V
01:48Large pickled dates
01:51Thank God it's Friday
01:55You said it!
01:56But what does that have to do with pickled dates?
02:03Hi guys
02:04Well, all I can say after a week like this is G-D-E-V
02:08Thank God it's Friday
02:10In that case, Miss Lidia
02:17All I can say is A-T-S-C
02:22Here's an email
02:24Why am I so resourceful?
02:33Don't know
02:34Oh, look, another letter from Channel 8
02:38Those people don't plan to give up
02:40He's still trying to get me to do my own TV show.
02:43You've been offered a TV show
02:46It's incredible.
02:47No, cousin, it's incredible.
02:48They removed it
02:48You're not up to date
02:49Channel 8 wants me to do a TV version of my advice column
02:54But I said no.
02:56Did he say no?
02:57Because?
02:58Well, I'm a little afraid of one thing
03:02It doesn't have anything to do with fleas, does it?
03:07As soon as I see those creatures, I go completely crazy.
03:12No no
03:16I am terrified of television cameras
03:21When I was six years old
03:23My mother forced me to appear on the show
03:25The Tulips, Miss Terry's dancers
03:29I was fine until they started bringing the cameras closer.
03:36All I remember is that target getting closer and closer.
03:41A terrifying, static eye that penetrated deeper and deeper into my brain
03:48Lidia, Lidia, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay
03:52Okay, I'm sorry.
03:54Alright
03:55My knees started to tremble
03:58My face went pale
04:00And Herbie the Clown had to take my little body off the plate.
04:06No, no, I can't believe it
04:10It's true
04:11Did you meet Herbie the Clown?
04:14Lidia, you can't pass up the opportunity to have your own television show
04:20Just because of something that happened so, so, so long ago
04:23It wasn't that long ago, Larry.
04:25To this day, I'm still afraid of...
04:30Cameras?
04:32I can't even deal with the bank's security camera
04:35I always have to use the ATM
04:37But Miss Lidia, they also have cameras there.
04:40Oh, really?
04:44Well, yes, the thing is they're very high up, but they have zoom.
04:47Joaquín, Joaquín, Joaquín, it's okay, it's okay
04:50I'm going to call Channel 8 and tell them to stop bothering me, and then I'll deal with my bank by mail.
04:59Wait a moment, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
05:02Your own program
05:05Fam, fortune, imagine it
05:08You start with a local television program
05:11It quickly became a hit throughout Chicago
05:13Everyone wants to talk to you
05:15You meet Barbara Walters for dinner and to talk about the interview she's going to do with you.
05:20Barbara Walters?
05:21The maître d' recognizes you immediately and gives you the best table.
05:24You're sitting next to celebrities
05:27Is John Davidson there?
05:29On the other side
05:38Expect a group of reporters from the most famous newspapers
05:41They smile at you and you wave back.
05:43They want to write a story about you, do you know why?
05:46Because she's sitting next to John Davidson
05:48Because you didn't turn down the opportunity to have your own TV show
05:58I'm going to call the studio now and tell them I accept their offer.
06:05I'm going to make that woman a star
06:15I understand that.
06:16But what I really want to know is
06:18When is the scene with John Davidson going to be?
06:20Now!
06:21Now!
06:21Now!
06:21Now!
06:22Thank you!
06:52Valky and Larry! I can't do it! I can't do it! Don't make me do it! Please! Please! Don't make me do it!
07:04Are you going to a party?
07:08Lidia, it's three in the morning. Is something wrong?
07:11Yes, something's wrong with me.
07:13Come in, Miss Lidia, sit down and tell us everything. Tell your Uncle Valky and your cousin too.
07:22Diego wakes up worried all night.
07:27I want to do tomorrow's show, but I can't. I can't face the cameras, Larry!
07:32Well then, don't do it. Good night, Miss Lidia.
07:36Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:40It's normal to be a little nervous. You'll get over it.
07:44I don't think so. I know it. When I see the cameras, my mind will go blank.
07:50When the audience asks questions, I won't be able to think of anything and I'll feel humiliated.
07:56Cousin, you know what? She's right. Not everyone needs their own TV show.
08:02Look at McLean Stevenson.
08:04Miss Lidia, if people want your advice, let them read your column.
08:13Valky, that's it. It's a great idea.
08:16Well, I haven't invented a cordless razor.
08:20I've only stated what's obvious.
08:21And you said it beautifully.
08:23No, I don't think so.
08:24Wonderful.
08:24Oh really?
08:25You said it.
08:26You said it.
08:26You said it.
08:27Yes, you said it.
08:28Valky and I can memorize questions from your old columns and ask them to you from the audience.
08:33That way you won't have to think about the answers because you already know them.
08:36And that will give you enough self-confidence to forget about the cameras and successfully complete the program.
08:41No, I didn't say that.
08:42I said, don't do television, but do the column.
08:52In other words, it's a "don't do television" and a "do the column."
09:02Okay, it's not your idea, it's mine.
09:05How's my plan, Lidia?
09:06I think it's wonderful.
09:09You know, I don't think I tell you this often, Larry.
09:11Yes, but you're brilliant.
09:15Man!
09:16I don't think I've ever told him that.
09:20I already feel much more relaxed and calm.
09:24Thank you so much for coming.
09:28Lidia,
09:30We live here.
09:33Oh, yes, of course!
09:35It can't be my house.
09:37Not with this sofa.
09:39Good night.
09:41Cousin,
09:46What's wrong with the sofa?
09:49The seller told me
09:51that had my name on it.
09:56I've never found it.
09:58It's hidden.
10:12Cousin.
10:14The...
10:14Miss Lidia, keep saying you don't want to do the show
10:18and you convince her to do it.
10:19Why are you doing it?
10:20Valky.
10:22I can't let him miss this opportunity.
10:25I'm not going to let him end up regretting it.
10:27of what he should have done,
10:28He could have done it, but he never did.
10:30While that Bunky McDermott
10:32be out there living life
10:33that should have been mine.
10:35Now we're talking about you, right?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:46We're talking about me.
10:47And do you know why?
10:48That's why.
10:58Your pants?
11:00No, no, not the pants.
11:03This.
11:04I've had this in my pocket since 1985.
11:08Young executive on the way.
11:09But he's not referring to just any executive in the pipeline,
11:12but to Bunky McDermott.
11:14Young executive on the way.
11:16I asked, who is Bunky McDermott?
11:19And why do we care that it's on a road?
11:25Bunky McDermott was the president
11:26from the high school chess club.
11:28I should have been the president.
11:30They voted for me, but I declined the position
11:32because the responsibility scared me.
11:34So Bunky went.
11:36And then at the congress of presidents
11:37from chess clubs he met
11:39to the lovely Brim Bramwell.
11:41He married her.
11:42And her father named him
11:44president of the Bramwell bank.
11:46Today he is one of the people
11:48richest in the country.
11:50You say Bunky and Brim
11:52They bathe in the bubbling loot
11:54from Bramwell Bank?
12:01Basically.
12:02But with Bunky's bravery
12:06I would bathe with Brim
12:07in the bubbling loot
12:08from Bramwell Bank, Bunky.
12:13Oh.
12:16Do you understand why Lydia
12:17Does he have to do this?
12:18I don't understand why
12:19He has to do television
12:21and even less so to play chess.
12:22He doesn't have to play chess.
12:26Well, at least you can rule that out.
12:27Why me?
12:28We are making progress.
12:29Why me?
12:29We are making progress.
12:30Bunky.
12:31Nidia wants to be on television!
12:33If that's what you believe,
12:35Explain to me why it changes
12:36both when you speak
12:37on that topic.
12:38Nerve.
12:38Because?
12:39Because?
12:40Why am I so nervous?
12:42Falque!
12:43Falque!
12:43Falque!
12:44Falque!
12:47Not yours.
12:50No?
12:50No.
12:51Hers.
12:54He will overcome them.
12:56Well, even if she were to surpass them,
12:58I don't think I want to do it.
13:00I think you're forcing her to do it
13:02because of that Bunky
13:03of your pants.
13:06I do it because I don't want to.
13:07that he makes the same mistake I did.
13:09It will be as you say, perhaps.
13:11But I'm going to the studio with her.
13:13and the first time I hear her say
13:15I don't want to do it, Nani!
13:17I'll take her home.
13:24Lidia live.
13:32I still don't understand it.
13:34If her name is Lidia live,
13:35Why isn't it live?
13:38Merian,
13:39This is a test for the program.
13:42It means that if everything goes well,
13:43The program will be live.
13:46So, if it has an acceptable result
13:47and the audience rating is high,
13:49They will broadcast it
13:49and Lydia will be presented
13:50the opportunity to meet
13:51in a privileged position
13:52in the viewers' preference.
13:54Once I went up in the elevator
14:00with Ted Turner.
14:03I'll make sure
14:04that Lidia
14:04He is perfectly fine.
14:06I'll make sure
14:06that Lidia
14:07She is perfectly fine
14:08after speaking
14:08with cousin Larry.
14:09Lidia,
14:20How elegant!
14:23How do you feel?
14:23Good,
14:24good,
14:25divine,
14:27I look divine.
14:31It seems to be too good.
14:34Don't be silly,
14:35I see her as divine.
14:39We can start whenever you're ready.
14:41Miss Martin.
14:41I'm ready for the answer.
14:42Yes, you are.
14:44Let's meet up.
14:47Lidia,
14:47enjoy.
14:55We're recording.
14:57Live
14:58from our studios
14:59in the Pfister building
15:00from downtown Chicago.
15:01We present to you
15:02to your columnist
15:03of favorite advice,
15:04the woman who never
15:05He's at a loss for words.
15:06Here it is
15:07Lidia.
15:13Ladies and gentlemen,
15:14My name is Lidia Markham.
15:16Welcome to Lidia
15:18live.
15:21What I was saying,
15:22It looks very natural.
15:25I'd like to start
15:26today's program
15:27saying...
15:30saying...
15:32Get away from me.
15:36Go away!
15:37Go away!
15:38Go away!
15:39Oh,
15:47action scenes.
15:52Miss Markham,
15:53Alright?
15:54Well yes,
15:54I'm fine.
15:55I am breathing
15:56in a bag.
15:58Alright,
15:59Alright.
16:00It's just a technique
16:00performance
16:01I use it to relax.
16:03OK.
16:04Let's begin
16:05as soon as it's ready.
16:05Come on,
16:09Miss Lidia.
16:10I've kept his things.
16:11We're going home.
16:12Come on.
16:13One moment.
16:13Wait,
16:14wait,
16:14wait,
16:14wait,
16:14wait,
16:15wait.
16:16Nobody goes
16:16nowhere.
16:18Cousin,
16:18You said that if I didn't want to
16:19create the program,
16:21We would take her home.
16:22I promised you that if I said
16:23I don't want to do it,
16:24Larry,
16:25We would take her.
16:27But she still
16:28wants to do the program,
16:29it isn't true,
16:30Lydia?
16:31I don't want to do it,
16:32Larry.
16:34Aha!
16:34No, seriously.
16:36Alright.
16:38Cousin,
16:39How can you say
16:40What's okay?
16:40Look at her!
16:42Bloody eyes,
16:44pale face
16:45and he's sweating buckets.
16:49It's just a little bit
16:51stage fright,
16:52I'm sure you can
16:53Overcome it.
16:55He can't
16:56and it doesn't have to
16:57do it.
16:59If he will,
17:00He won't.
17:01Yes, he will.
17:02He won't.
17:03Yes, he will.
17:04He won't.
17:05Okay,
17:05He won't.
17:06He won't.
17:12I shouldn't do it.
17:14if you don't want to do it.
17:15Come on,
17:15Lidia,
17:15Why don't you sit here?
17:18while Valky
17:18and I are going
17:19because of the car?
17:20Come on,
17:20Valky.
17:20No, cousin,
17:21Let's go get the car.
17:22Let's go get the car.
17:25But,
17:25cousin,
17:25if you want to go
17:26to the parking lot,
17:27Is it there?
17:27Yeah,
17:28but I know
17:29a secret shortcut.
17:34Do I love secrets?
17:36I know.
17:38Here,
17:39I'll show you.
17:40Here,
17:40I'll show you.
17:40Come on,
17:41here,
17:42here,
17:42here.
17:42I won't do it.
17:43Alive,
17:44come,
17:44come,
17:45come.
17:45Come,
17:45come,
17:45come,
17:45come.
17:54Larry,
17:55are you OK?
17:56Yeah,
17:56I'm fine.
17:59And Valky?
18:01In the dressing room,
18:02rest.
18:06Larry,
18:07you're sure
18:07that Lidia
18:08Can you continue?
18:09Are you kidding?
18:10You have begged
18:11let him try,
18:12No?
18:14Ready?
18:15Here it is
18:16Lidia.
18:21Good afternoon,
18:22Ladies and gentlemen.
18:23My name is Lidia Markham.
18:25Welcome
18:26Lidia live.
18:31For many years
18:32I have been
18:33syndicated co-columnist,
18:36co-columnist.
18:40That's it,
18:41He's not going to talk.
18:43But,
18:44And Valky?
18:44Told me
18:44that he did not have
18:45Why do this?
18:46Said
18:46that would take me
18:46home.
18:47Valky,
18:48are you there?
18:48It's time for
18:49Take me home.
18:50Miss Lidia,
19:02you don't have
19:03to do this.
19:04Valky,
19:04thank you,
19:05thank you,
19:06thank you,
19:07thank you.
19:09Previously too
19:09You were wearing this.
19:10Valky,
19:13But what are you doing?
19:14Lidia was
19:14doing great.
19:15He was starting to go in
19:16in the heat.
19:17What are you saying?
19:17Lidia,
19:17Do you want to try it?
19:20Die, Larry.
19:22Valky,
19:23I want you to take me
19:24home.
19:25It's his answering machine again.
19:37It just says
19:38I am Lidia Markham,
19:39I'm not at home
19:40but on a lost island
19:41where there are no cameras.
19:46Do you think he will be able to
19:47Forgive me?
19:49Well,
19:50I forgave you
19:50for bandaging me
19:51like Tutankhamun,
19:52No?
19:55Good morning,
19:57boys.
19:57Oh,
19:58Lidia,
19:58Lidia,
19:59I'm truly sorry,
20:00I'm truly sorry.
20:02I should never have forced you
20:03to do something
20:04that you didn't want to do.
20:06Will you be able to forgive me?
20:07Larry,
20:08darling,
20:09please,
20:09don't worry,
20:10I forgive you.
20:11I've gotten over it,
20:12oh really.
20:13Oh really?
20:14Let's forget what happened.
20:16It was a bad experience.
20:18But I am stronger.
20:19Thanks to her.
20:25I think I'll go up
20:31up the stairs.
20:32I need exercise.
20:42Valky,
20:43How could I let myself go
20:46Carry it that way?
20:48Well,
20:48cousin,
20:48It often happens to you
20:49often,
20:50But I had good intentions.
20:54I just wanted to spare him
20:55the pain
20:56to waste
20:57an opportunity
20:57and of a life
20:58of repentance.
21:01Oh,
21:02Oh,
21:04again,
21:05Binky Dinky,
21:05TRUE?
21:06Binky McDermott
21:10He was president
21:11from the chess club
21:12from my high school
21:12and is one of the people
21:14richest in the country.
21:15He seized an opportunity
21:17that should have been mine
21:19And now live life
21:20that I had to live.
21:21Wait a minute,
21:23What's wrong with that?
21:23The life of Larry Appleton?
21:25Don't you do the work?
21:26that you always wanted?
21:29Yeah.
21:30Don't you have any great friends?
21:33Yeah.
21:33Are you not going out with the girl?
21:34of your dreams?
21:35Ah, yes.
21:37Well,
21:38Well, from my point of view
21:39You look like Larry Appleton,
21:41young journalist on the way.
21:46I'm doing quite well,
21:48Right?
21:48Cousin,
21:50It's time
21:50that you tell him
21:51Goodbye to Binky.
21:54Come on,
21:55Get him out of there.
21:57Yeah,
21:58good,
21:58Binky McDermott,
22:01I want you
22:02Good luck!
22:03in your life,
22:05But it's about time.
22:05that you leave
22:06of mine.
22:14Binky,
22:15I feel relieved,
22:18free,
22:19pure
22:20and poor.
22:21No,
22:24because?
22:25Pimo,
22:25has closed
22:26your paycheck.
22:27No,
22:27No,
22:28No,
22:30No,
22:31No,
22:31No,
22:32No,
22:32No,
22:33No.
22:34Thanks for watching!
23:04Thanks for watching!
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