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Balki quiere enviar una película casera a Mypos para una reunión familiar, pero Larry intenta hacerse cargo y capturar la «esencia» de un día en la vida de Balki.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Mom, if you thought the parking lot was spectacular, wait until you see what I'm about to show you.
01:28Because Mom, this is where Cousin Lari and I work.
01:33Yes, Mom, Bartókomus. This is Cousin Lari's table.
01:37And this is her favorite coffee mug. I gave it to her last Christmas.
01:41This is Cousin Lari's pencil case. And this is Cousin Lari's typewriter. And this... This is Cousin Lari!
01:52Cousin Lari! Don't you just want to pinch those cheeks? How curious!
01:56How curious?
01:57And that camera?
01:59Cousin, I rented it. I'm going to make a video about my life for Mom. I'm the guest of honor at the annual Bartókomus and Jamboriki family reunion.
02:08Does this happen to you, Mipos?
02:12Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
02:15I'm sending this tape in my place. Everyone will ask, is it Valky or is it Memorex?
02:21How can I be so funny?!
02:26That's a nice idea, Valky, but you have a slight technical problem.
02:30Cousin, I'm ahead of you. I've already removed the lens cap and I'm looking through the other side.
02:40What I mean is that your mom won't be able to watch the tape without a videocassette player.
02:46This video goes inside a machine.
02:49A VCR. Mom has one.
02:55Are there VCRs at Mipos?
02:56Well, they have one. Mom rented it from Vito Bamumiki, the home of video and the emporium of haircuts.
03:05But does it have a television?
03:06Well, I'll tell you. Last time, Pugnock the peddler came through the village with his bureau.
03:12All loaded with pots and pans and dried herbs and a 50-inch television set.
03:19Mom got it with Pugnock's revolving credit plan.
03:25If you don't pay, a windmill will tie you to you.
03:29Okay, you've got the technology. What's the movie about?
03:31I'm going to let the camera run for 24 hours and call it 24 hours in the life of Valky Bartócomos.
03:44We left cousin Larry and his pinchable cheeks.
03:50And what do we see in Valky's workplace?
03:55Mom, this is my table.
03:57And these are letters for the second floor.
04:01And these letters for the third floor.
04:03Hi, Larry!
04:04Hello, Lidia!
04:05Hello, Valky!
04:06Hello, Miss Lidia!
04:07What do you have there, Valky?
04:09Well, you don't want to know.
04:11Oh!
04:12Yes I want!
04:14Well, it's the thing that scares him the most in the whole world.
04:20Do you have a copy of the photo on my driver's license?
04:24No, Miss Lidia, it's a video camera.
04:27I'm making a tape for my mom and I'm having all my friends say hi.
04:32Oh, Valky!
04:33Don't worry.
04:34I have worked with a therapist.
04:36He taught me to overcome my fear of cameras.
04:39It's a new Russian technique.
04:41I would love to say hello to your mom.
04:44OK!
04:45OK!
04:46Mom, I want to introduce you to Miss Lidia,
04:50the advice columnist for the Chronicle.
04:53Whenever you want, little one.
04:56Hello, Mrs. Bartókomus!
05:01She has a lovely son and it's a pleasure to meet her.
05:06Do you need anything else, Valky?
05:14Will that be enough?
05:16I'll see you later.
05:19You've been good.
05:20Thank you.
05:21Okay, Mom.
05:22Now we must work.
05:23Yes, yes.
05:24Yes, yes, yes?
05:25ᵁ maño
05:26I would tell your mom.
05:27Okay, Mom.
05:28Now we'll have to work.
05:31Let me work!
05:35Yeah?
05:36Yes, yes!
05:45Excuse me, Valky.
05:47The movie you're making is going to give your mom vertigo and dizziness.
05:55Ah, oh.
05:56It happened to him when he rented Jaws in 3D and forgot to put on his glasses.
06:02Excuse me, Mom!
06:05You know what? I could help you. I have experience making movies.
06:10Oh, really?
06:11I was an audiovisual monitor at the school for five years.
06:19Do you live with someone and think you know them?
06:23We'll definitely make a movie that will make your mom feel the proudest person at the gathering.
06:27Well, cousin, that was my goal.
06:29I share that goal. And we can make it a reality, if you want my help.
06:34Oh, I want it, I want it, I want it! What do we do first?
06:38Okay, the first thing we'll do is get a tape for this.
06:43Great! Let's go!
07:01A Day in the Life of Valkybar Tocomus
07:05Are you ready?
07:07Yes, I am!
07:13Good morning, Mom!
07:16Now I want to show you the kitchen
07:19Mom, you won't believe the things here
07:21Stop! What are you doing?
07:23I'll show Mom how to cook
07:24Valky is the breakfast scene
07:26You have to go in, get your cereal, sit down and have breakfast.
07:29Have you looked at the script?
07:31So? When do I teach Mom how to cook?
07:36I cut it short, it would be too long
07:37But I want to teach Mom how to cook
07:41Valky, what does he contribute to the story?
07:43But I want to show Mom how to cook
07:45We'll film it and see how it turns out.
07:48Okay, grab it in...
07:52This is our kitchen
07:53One minute
07:54This is our kitchen
08:01And Mom, you can't imagine the things we have here
08:04Right here, inside this apparatus
08:07Have...
08:08Fire
08:09Water
08:13And you'd better not sit down for this, Mom.
08:17Winter in a Box
08:20With one of these, you wouldn't have to store your frozen food at the top of Mount Mipos
08:27Okay, now I'm going to have breakfast.
08:30Short
08:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
08:37These cereals are not good.
08:40But always like sugar moos on Saturdays
08:43Valky, do you want me to think you eat cereal loaded with sugar with no nutritional value?
08:49Well, I...
08:50Don't you eat corn sometimes?
08:52Well, I eat corn on Mondays, Wednesdays, and any day I feel constipated.
09:00Just pretend it's Monday, Wednesday, or a day you feel constipated.
09:13Isn't pretending lying?
09:17No no
09:18We're making a movie
09:21Of the main events of your day, any day
09:23It could be yesterday, it could be today, it could be tomorrow
09:27And it will be tomorrow if we continue like this.
09:29The important thing is to capture the essence of your life
09:35And that's not lying.
09:38No, no, it's making movies.
09:40You take a real seed
09:41You fertilize it with your imagination
09:43You water it excessively and...
09:45Voila!
09:46Touch and plot!
09:49So, how can Reina one day be with Gary Grant?
09:51Exactly, now let's go, stand there, stand there
09:56This there, this here
09:57Take the corn, like this.
09:59Show your mom how to eat a nice and nutritious breakfast
10:03Cut!
10:15Cousin, I haven't finished my breakfast
10:18We have enough, okay?
10:19Now, I've planned for a small gathering at the apartment later on.
10:23Instead of going out and filming everyone you know
10:26They will come here
10:27Think about how artistic it will look
10:29Our party here in America
10:32Sent on film to her party in Mipos
10:35I see it and I love it
10:39But cousin, I'll change my shoes so Mom can see me in the boots she sent me.
10:48Yes, yes, fine, change your shoes and take off your vest, it's too much.
10:51And you know, I see Valky's style with a light blue shirt
10:57Cousin, Valky Bartókomus wears a vest
11:04And at this point I'm going to have to put my feet on your face
11:08I want this movie to be true
11:15Hey, we're on the same side.
11:17He's wearing the vest.
11:18If there's one thing I want this movie to be, it's true.
11:22Thanks, cousin
11:23Hello, Mr. Larry Appleton
11:31Yes, I just wanted to confirm that I need 10 actors from your theater group for the film I'm shooting tonight.
11:36Yes, they will play the star's closest friends in a party scene.
11:41So I want them to dress appropriately
11:43This movie must be real.
11:45Okay, everyone listen, silence, just a moment
12:01I will repeat it one more time
12:04Now we're going to do the party sequence
12:08We're going to surprise Valky because he doesn't expect to see anyone until later.
12:13Someone is coming
12:14Okay, let's go
12:15We only have one shot
12:16We're going to nail it.
12:17Ready?
12:19Action
12:20Surprise!
12:23What a thoughtful touch!
12:24Cut!
12:26A surprise party for me
12:28I didn't even suspect it
12:30Thanks, Larry
12:31Thank you, Jennifer
12:32Miriam, the party isn't for you, it's for Valky, remember?
12:41Clear
12:41Come in, come in
12:44Larry, who are all those people?
12:54They're actors from the neighborhood group, I hired them for the movie
12:57But why don't you use Valky's friends?
13:00Because I want a festive atmosphere and Valky's friends don't fit the movie.
13:05Well, thank you very much.
13:08No, not you, yes you, you go
13:11You're going too, Miriam
13:13Thanks, I'll try.
13:17Larry, don't you think you should have asked Valky before doing this?
13:22Jennifer Valky asked me to make this movie for her.
13:25And I'm going to make the best movie Mipus has ever seen
13:28It may be Valky's life, but it's my movie
13:31It's coming
13:32Okay, stand there.
13:34Now everyone pay attention
13:35And when I walk through the door, I want to see a surprise.
13:38I want to see heat
13:39I want to see emotion
13:40Listen, you adore the boy
13:43OK
13:44AND?
13:46Action
13:47Surprise!
13:49Keep your gaze, your gaze
13:53Now move forward, move forward
13:55A big hug
13:56Okay, Diago
14:00Who are you?
14:04Come, come, come this way, this way
14:06You feel so surprised
14:09And you're so happy, so happy
14:12Suppress your spirit, if you can
14:15Great, great
14:17Hello, Valky
14:19No, no, where are you going?
14:27Come here, come here
14:29Cousin, cousin, who are all these people?
14:33They are your friends and you love them very much.
14:37I know these two
14:40Now come here, come here
14:43Oh, look who it is!
14:44It's Mr. Gordplay
14:46Yes, great reaction, great reaction!
14:47Great, great, great uncle!
14:50Mr. Gordplay, would you like to say something to Valky's mom?
14:54Valky is a big guy
14:55What's for dessert?
14:58Magnificent
14:58Valky, Valky, come here
15:00Wait, who's going to do it for me?
15:01It's Mr. Gordplay
15:01No, no, no, wait, wait
15:02No, no, no, no
15:03We'll do that when we do the warm-up scene.
15:04Later, cross
15:05Come here, let's go
15:06Oh, look!
15:07It's Miss Lidia from work.
15:09Hello, Miss Bartókmos
15:14I am Lidia Marcan
15:16And I'm very proud to be at this party
15:21In honor of my best friend, Vilky
15:24Everyone at Crónico loves Vilky
15:30It's so sweet to have him there.
15:32And is Vilky a hard worker?
15:34Miss Lidia
15:40Have you done anything different to your hair?
15:45I have another phrase
15:47He's not supposed to say that.
15:48Cousin, can I talk to you?
15:53Cut immediately at your sites
15:55I'm quite sure it's not Miss Lidia
16:02Of course it's not Miss Lidia
16:08Miss Lidia talks to her hand
16:10Your mom doesn't want to see that.
16:13I have an actress who plays Lidia
16:16But Mom will think she's Miss Lidia
16:18And?
16:18It happens in all movies
16:19An actor is always used to play the role of a real person.
16:22Oh, I see.
16:23And I suppose Cocotrilo Dandy was an actor.
16:25Valky, friend
16:30Miss Lidia wanted to be here
16:32She even wrote down what the actress says
16:34But remember, we try to capture the essence of your life
16:38Yes, but...
16:39We'll talk later
16:39We're losing the energy of the scene
16:41Jennifer, Marianne, ready?
16:43Jennifer, whenever she wants, now.
16:44Valky, ready?
16:46Action!
16:50Mrs. Bartó, you must be very proud of your son
16:53He is courteous, generous, and affectionate, and I am happy because...
16:57Cut!
16:58Cousin, why did you stop?
17:00He was in character.
17:01Jennifer, that's not from the script I gave you.
17:04Well, Marianne and I thought it was best to say what we felt
17:08I don't pay you to say what you feel.
17:11You don't pay us at all
17:14Okay, fine.
17:16Ladies, let me explain something basic about making a movie.
17:21I am the director and you are the actresses
17:24My job is to tell you what needs to be done
17:26Your job is to do it
17:28Okay, go ahead with that.
17:30I give it to him
17:32No, no, no, Jennifer
17:33Wait, cousin Larry, I want to talk to you in the kitchen
17:35No
17:36Valky, sit down, let's finish this
17:37Cousin, now!
17:38Okay, now
17:42Hurry up, these people can do the fiddler on the roof in 20 minutes
17:48He was rude to Jennifer and Marianne
17:54Valky, my friend, a dispute over creative differences
17:58We'll fix it later.
17:59Cousin, I agree with Jennifer
18:03Why don't you let them say what they feel instead of what you've written for them?
18:07Valky, everyone has to follow my script
18:09If we are going to capture the essence of your life
18:12Cousin, this movie is becoming a kick in the gut.
18:17First of all, you're bringing a bunch of people I don't even know.
18:26And then you hire an actress to play Miss Lydia
18:28And don't think I haven't noticed the height difference.
18:31But Primo, the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back
18:37Don't let Jennifer and Marianne speak from the heart
18:43This is not my life
18:46This is something you're making up
18:49And I don't want to keep doing it.
18:52That?
18:54Cousin, read my lips
18:57It's over
19:00Finish
19:01Caputique
19:02What are you saying?
19:13Outside of the movie
19:14Mom, I want you to meet Jennifer
19:27She's cousin Larry's girlfriend
19:29Valky is a wonderful movie
19:33Your mom will love it
19:34Mom, I want you to meet someone very special to me
19:40My little lamb leg
19:42Merian
19:43Okay, let's go ahead
19:45Mrs. Bartókomus
19:47I just want to tell you how happy I am to meet your son
19:50It holds a very special place in my heart
19:54Thank you for letting him come to America
19:56Bye bye!
20:07Okay, Mom
20:12This is the end of everything.
20:14I hope everyone is having fun at the meeting
20:17Mom, I wish I could be with you
20:20Could you tell me what has happened since the last time I was in Mipos?
20:23I wish I could walk through your garden again
20:26We would sit under the olive tree
20:28We would watch the sunset
20:30And we would tell each other
20:31Gossip for hours
20:34Well, maybe I'll see you at the next meeting
20:37OK
20:38Goodbye, Mom
20:40Oh, Valky is beautiful.
20:44Yes it is
20:48Hello, Riola
20:51Well, it's getting late.
20:53You two probably want to talk
20:55Yeah
20:56We'll come in the morning to help clean.
20:59Hey, I don't know what Lidia has been up to.
21:01But it's fabulous.
21:02I've seen a bit of your film
21:11It's good.
21:14Thanks, cousin
21:15I only regret that the closest and dearest friend in the world
21:20Don't be there so my mom can see it
21:22Well, I wish I could have been there
21:26Well, I still have the camera
21:28Mrs. Bartokomus
21:40All...
21:43Cousin, just say what you feel
21:47It's your family too
21:49Forward
21:50I know everyone is sad
21:54Because Valky isn't there
21:56And that they miss him.
21:58And I know because I would miss him too.
22:01If I weren't here
22:03He's my best friend
22:05Don't worry about him
22:07Because he does very well here in America
22:09I take care of him
22:11Well
22:13We take care of each other
22:15And I hope they have a great meeting
22:19Goodbye, Mom
22:20Goodbye, Mom
22:22Oh, cousin
22:24It's been really nice
22:26But we can do it again
22:28And this time, let it go
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