01:30Cousin, cousin, I did it, I did it, I did it. I bought my salary, I withdrew my savings, I recycled the aluminum cans, and I have enough money to buy a car.
01:41Well, good one, Valky.
01:43Cousin, let's buy the car now.
01:45Hey, hey, hey! Wait, Valky, you can't just buy it for free.
01:51No?
01:51No, you have to investigate first.
01:53Investigate?
01:54Yes, you need to read consumer reports about the brands and models that interest you.
01:59You need to get to know the different merchants and study their offers.
02:02No, no, cousin! That won't be necessary!
02:05I'm going to Honest Ahmed's shop. Used cars.
02:13Honest Ahmed?
02:14Yes. The one who appears on television and says he'd weigh a camel to sell a car.
02:21Valky, sit down.
02:22How can I tell you this very tactfully?
02:28You wouldn't know how to say that.
02:31If you buy a car from Honest Ahmed, he'll eat you alive.
02:37Is he a cannibal?
02:42No no.
02:44What I'm trying to say is that Honest Ahmed isn't honest.
02:49His name isn't even Ahmed.
02:50His name is Bear Williams and he probably stole the camel he's kissing.
02:56Cousin, why would I lie?
02:58To earn money.
03:00You know, Valky?
03:01My father had a system for finding safe cars.
03:04He called it the Appleton System for valuing used cars.
03:07Maybe it's what you need.
03:09Okay, okay, cousin.
03:10Come on, I'm sure your father was overflowing with wisdom.
03:14But I don't need their system because...
03:18This guy of mine wasn't born yesterday, you understand, right?
03:23Is that clear?
03:24I know that's not true.
03:25I know.
03:26But...
03:27Suppose you buy a car without the Appleton system for valuing used cars.
03:32What would happen?
03:34Oh, let's look to the future.
03:35It is a dark night and the storm is raging.
03:41I wake up with tremendous pain.
03:43Cousin, where does it hurt?
03:44Look, look there, look there.
03:45I think it's my appendix.
03:47And, uh, Valky, you must take me to the hospital.
03:50Cousin, no problem, I'll bring you my new car.
03:53Okay, okay.
03:55But when we get in the car it won't start.
03:57You have to take me to a hospital.
03:59Cousin, that's what I'm trying to do, but my car won't start.
04:02Help, help, help!
04:04Two in the morning.
04:06Not a soul around.
04:07Oh, my appendix exploded.
04:08I'm dead.
04:12And all because of not using the Appleton system to value used cars.
04:17And buy a bad, bad car.
04:23Cousin, I don't want your death on my head and shoulders.
04:29Give me the Appleton to use rated cars.
04:32Only if you're sure.
04:34Cousin, I am, I am, I am.
04:35What do I have to do?
04:37First, give me your money.
04:38You're going sideways.
04:41Give me your money.
04:44OK.
04:45Don't worry.
04:47I will use the Appleton system to buy a suitable car at a suitable price.
04:51Thanks, cousin.
04:52And after you choose my car, will I be able to put a personal license plate on it?
04:56Yes, why not?
04:57I want one that says, make the world a better place by being courteous to the people around you.
05:08Do you think someone already has it?
05:10It will be checked.
05:14My second choice is tailgating.
05:18Yeah.
05:30Come on, I want you to see this.
05:32Harriet, Lydia.
05:34Keep doing what you're doing.
05:36I want Lidia to watch you for a while.
05:37Harriet has told you about the Appleton system for valuing used cars.
05:41Uh-huh.
05:42My father invented it to make sure that his children bought used cars that wouldn't give any problems for years.
05:47This is a computer listing of all used cars that are for sale in the city of Chicago.
05:55There's no doubt that there are a lot.
05:5614.227.
06:00Without the computer, my father would take years to do this.
06:03He started buying my first car when I was 12 years old.
06:08Ask him how he plans to reduce that list.
06:09Well, using another computer program I've eliminated all trucks, vans, jeeps and all cars that cost more than $225.
06:18But you don't have to...
06:19Then the cars are classified according to characteristics such as mileage, age of the car, bodywork defects.
06:27Do you think so?
06:27Then the features are compared to the car's price, narrowing down the list until we get to the Chicago car.
06:35What better service can Valky provide well into the next century?
06:39Did you wet the bed?
06:51I'm just trying to help him.
06:55And what if you can't find a car that Valky likes?
06:58What does liking have to do with this?
07:01I didn't like the car my father bought me, but it's still running.
07:08So, what do you think?
07:09Yes, he is sick.
07:14That's what I thought, but I wanted a professional opinion.
07:19Dad always said that no one would understand.
07:21Cousin, cousin, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found the car of my dreams and it's there in the parking lot.
07:31Come on!
07:31Yes, yes, yes, yes, what is it about Valky that makes it the car of your dreams?
07:42It's the eye!
07:44Come on!
07:44Tivo, you can't see it from here.
07:51Valky, Valky, you must have better reasons for buying a car than simply the fact that it's red.
07:57Oh, I've got them, I've got them!
08:01Oh, really?
08:01I have them.
08:02Okay, fine.
08:04I'll make a list of your reasons.
08:05A list?
08:07Well, it has one of those little spoilers that prevent the bumpers from getting dirty with the spray.
08:15Uh-huh.
08:23AND...
08:23It has, it has an antenna bent backwards and so it looks like you're driving in a hurry all the time, doesn't it?
08:34Uh-huh.
08:37Oh, oh! And this is what instantly seduced me.
08:40He has a cat named Isidoro stuck to the window.
08:45Valky, I knew that car would catch your eye.
08:57Have you seen it too?
08:58Yes, that's why I studied it with the Appleton system.
09:00And how did it turn out?
09:01He wasn't up to par.
09:02Cousin, you know?
09:05I had the silly idea that buying it would be fun.
09:11Valky, buying a car doesn't have to be fun.
09:14The fun begins when you look back and realize you were a good consumer.
09:22You weren't breastfed as a baby, were you?
09:24You'll thank me in a few years.
09:39In a few years I'll buy a red car.
09:41Don't look, don't look.
09:57My cousin can't stand it, he just can't stand it.
09:59Valky, I've gotten you the safest car in Chicago.
10:04Good.
10:05Open your eyes.
10:06Oh, cousin, it's beautiful!
10:17I think so too.
10:23Valky, Valky, no...
10:25Cousin, you're awesome!
10:27Cousin, I'm sorry for all the horrible things I thought about you!
10:30Never, never in my wildest dreams, did you know?
10:33And it's a convertible!
10:34It's a convertible, cousin!
10:37It's a convertible!
10:38That's how it is!
10:39How funny!
10:41You hear, no!
10:42You don't remember!
10:43Leave, leave the car!
10:44Leave the car!
10:44Leave the car!
10:45Leave the car!
10:45Leave the car!
10:45Leave the car!
10:46Leave the car!
10:46Leave the car!
10:47Leave the car!
10:47Leave the car!
10:48Leave the car!
10:48Leave the car!
10:49This is not your car!
10:51Oh no!
10:51No!
10:53That's your car!
10:57Oh, God!
11:03I knew you'd like it.
11:05And thanks to the Appleton system for valuing used cars, you may be able to drive it for life.
11:16So much!
11:19Now, how about we go for a drive in your car?
11:31I was just as excited when I received my first car.
11:36Come on!
11:37Come on!
11:37Don't be shy!
11:49Listen to the roar of the engine!
12:02That's the sound of the Appleton system in action!
12:05Okay, Valky, start the engine!
12:32Valky, start the engine!
12:40Valky, turn the key and start the engine!
12:43Valky, turn the key!
12:46Valky, start the engine!
12:47What are you doing here?
12:52Hang out.
12:54I told you to start the car.
12:55I've tried it, it doesn't work.
12:57Well, it's surely a very simple problem.
13:00Well, I have a simpler solution.
13:02Why don't we return it and buy another one?
13:03If possible, be careful.
13:08Valky, we're not going to return it.
13:09Nothing's wrong with him.
13:11Well, something does happen to him.
13:13It won't start.
13:16It probably just needs a small adjustment.
13:18The Appleton system passed with the highest score.
13:20Perhaps the Appleton system is the biggest mistake.
13:26But, well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
13:27It slipped out.
13:31Valky, a little faith.
13:33As children, some of us had doubts about this system.
13:37I see why.
13:40But he never, ever let us down.
13:44Come on, give me a hand.
13:46The problem is in the electrical system, I think.
13:49You need to check if the battery supplies enough power.
13:53Grab a screwdriver.
13:56All you have to do is touch the battery terminals with the screwdrivers to see if there is electricity.
14:03Pimo, I think the battery is dead.
14:10You know, Mr. Wizard once said that electricity doesn't flow unless there's a closed circuit.
14:17What did he mean by that?
14:21The battery works.
14:47Good.
15:03Now we've finally gotten somewhere.
15:06Well, that's exactly what you said when you jumped the carbide springs.
15:10carburetor.
15:13Carburetor.
15:14And was it an accident?
15:15Have you never made a mistake in your life?
15:18Not of this magnitude.
15:20You know, Valky?
15:22I'm doing all this for you.
15:25I found the car for you.
15:28I made the deal for you.
15:30And I'm trying to fix it for you.
15:34You're right, cousin.
15:35We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.
15:44Valky, listen.
15:46If you don't want to help, why don't you go home?
15:50Pimo, I'd love to go home.
15:58But my car doesn't work.
16:05I'll tell you what we're going to do.
16:09We are very tired.
16:10We've been working all weekend.
16:12I think it's best if we put our differences aside.
16:16and let's work together.
16:18Pimo, you're right.
16:20You're right.
16:21You're right.
16:24Okay, so what?
16:25What can I do to help?
16:27Well, well...
16:28To begin, you can add the oil.
16:34It's clear we shouldn't add oil.
16:37if I hadn't closed the entire filter
16:39while you were trying to fix the fuel pump.
16:42Well, the fuel pump wouldn't have broken.
16:49if you hadn't hit it with the hammer.
16:52Huh?
16:55You told me to hit it with the hammer.
16:58Tap.
16:58Tap with the hammer.
17:01Tap, tap, a little of one thing, a little of another.
17:06Pour in the oil.
17:12Hey...
17:13Hey...
17:14Hey...
17:15Cousin, when you...
17:17When you...
17:18Valky...
17:18Let me ask you when, cousin.
17:19Valky, put the oil in.
17:21Adding the oil isn't that difficult.
17:23It's not that difficult.
17:24When you...
17:24Put the oil in, put the oil in, put the oil in.
17:26Now!
17:27Now!
17:28Now!
17:28OK?
17:46Hey, cousin, I just want to ask you a quick question.
17:48When you did something, where...?
17:50That damn oil, now!
17:51That damn oil, put the oil in, put the oil in, put the oil in!
18:21Pimo, eh...
18:35Is this what you need?
18:37Thank you.
18:38Okay, Valky
18:56That's it
18:59Yeah
19:00We've removed all the parts from my car
19:02And we've put them back again.
19:04Sometimes you have to do that
19:09The most incredible thing is that we didn't have a single piece left over.
19:13Good sign
19:15Okay, Valky
19:16Why don't we go for a drive in your car?
19:29Cousin, it's started
19:31Somewhat in favor of the Appleton system
19:34Why don't I just turn it off and consider it a victory?
19:37No, no, no
19:37Shift into gear
19:40Should I press... the D?
19:44Yes that's how it is
19:46Perfect
19:50Valky
19:51You are about to drive your own car for the first time
19:56This is a moment you'll never forget.
19:59Cousin, thank you for making it possible.
20:01Don't burn it for me
20:04Give them to the Appleton system to value used cars
20:07Go ahead, Valky
20:09Step on the gas
20:11Cousin, in the Appleton system
20:31Exactly
20:33When is failure accepted?
20:35Cousin, thanks for helping me buy my first car
21:02Actually, it was the second one.
21:04No, I haven't counted the first one.
21:07I never got to drive it
21:09Forwards
21:11Well, I'm just glad that honest Ahmed gave you a good sum for that car.
21:18Yes, $150 for a car that only goes backwards isn't bad.
21:24And... and I'm happy with the red car I bought
21:29Valky, I owe you an apology
21:33I believed the Appleton system was 100% secure, and that's why I didn't want to admit that...
21:40Your car was a piece of junk.
21:43No, cousin, it was a sedan
21:47And the most hideous car I've ever seen.
21:56Except for the picture you showed me of your first car
22:00My father chose it
22:04It was... it was... it was a safe car
22:07Solid and practical
22:09It was... horrible
22:12Oh...
22:14You can cure it
22:16You know what?
22:18I... I hated... I hated that car
22:21Od... od...
22:22I was never able to tell my father
22:24Pimo, do you know what I think?
22:28When you wake up tomorrow, call your dad and take that weight off your conscience.
22:34You're right
22:36I will
22:37I will
22:38And Valky, tomorrow when we go to work
22:42We know nothing about the hole in the wall.
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