Cuando Mary Anne se muda por motivos laborales, Balki cae en una depresión. Larry le sugiere que se distraiga con un hobby. Y lo que Balki acaba haciendo es unirse a una banda de moteros llamada «los psicópatas del motor».
01:09Say goodbye, Merián. You have to hurry. Are you going to miss your flight?
01:23Good luck in your new job.
01:25I'll write to you every day, I promise.
01:27OK.
01:27Bye bye.
01:28Bye bye.
01:30Yes, Valkyce. Are you feeling awful?
01:39Oh no, cousin. Yes, she's gone, but that's not going to change our feelings, and she'll visit us when she's in the neighborhood.
01:49Valky will visit us when she's in the neighborhood. Merián has moved to London. I know how you feel. I've been there.
02:00Have you been to London?
02:04Hey, Valkyce, sit down.
02:06I had a traumatic experience similar to what you're about to go through. When I was in fifth grade, I had a crush on Caroline Smeiser. We ate lunch together every day and walked home holding hands. And then one day she dropped a bombshell on me.
02:29What? Was he a terrorist?
02:31Was the pump a water pump?
02:43No.
02:44A ticking time bomb?
02:47Valky, no, no. Just, just... Listen.
02:51Caroline's father... Caroline's father bought a cattle ranch in Texas. She told me she would write every day and spend her vacation in Madison, that we would always be together.
03:07A white lie!
03:15Try not to speak. Until I tell you to.
03:21Well, for a while Caroline's letters arrived daily. Then one per week. Then one at Christmas. And then nothing.
03:38The girl he loved was gone forever.
03:51It's the saddest story.
03:57Which I've never heard of.
04:01What does that have to do with Merian?
04:03It's the same thing.
04:09Merian's new life will be full of...
04:13Glamour and excitement.
04:15It will be...
04:16Too tired to write.
04:19He'll forget to call.
04:21He won't have time for visitors.
04:23Valky has good intentions.
04:25But face it.
04:27That bird flew away.
04:30Oh, cousin.
04:31I had no idea it would hurt so much until you told me.
04:38That's what friends are for.
04:40Valky, it's three in the morning.
05:04What are you doing?
05:06I can hear the refrigerator turning on and off.
05:11Yeah.
05:12It seems that it's worth it.
05:15Valky, why don't you try to get some sleep?
05:17No, cousin.
05:18We have to go to work in a few hours.
05:20I don't care.
05:21No.
05:22It doesn't matter.
05:23It's just not...
05:24I can't eat or sleep.
05:26I can do nothing except think about...
05:29Think about...
05:30Marian!
05:38You feel like you're dying, don't you?
05:47Valky.
05:49Marian!
05:49If you want to stop thinking about Marian, do you know what you have to do?
05:52No!
05:54You need to find a hobby.
05:57A hobby?
05:59Yeah.
05:59Yes, a hobby.
06:01Something new and exciting to take your mind off her.
06:05I got over Caroline Smeiser by dedicating myself to photography.
06:08Oh really?
06:08I spent so much time taking pictures that I completely forgot about her.
06:12Oh really?
06:13I even joined a photography club and met a lot of people.
06:16Oh really?
06:16Yeah.
06:18There has to be something you've always wanted to do.
06:21There is nothing.
06:22There has to be something you've always dreamed of being able to do.
06:27There is one thing.
06:28Good.
06:29What is it?
06:31The sheep jump.
06:32Well, there you have it.
06:36Sheep jump?
06:39Cousin, it's the number one mass sport in my post.
06:42Párami, I've already told you.
06:44In fact, I was there when Tony Tomopulo jumped over 37 sheep in one leap.
06:52Unfortunately, I was trying for about 38.
06:55In my post they don't use that shot yet at the beginning of the wide world of sports.
07:06They call it the thrill of victory, the agony of the sheep.
07:12Sheep jump?
07:21Valky, I don't think sheep jumping has reached the United States yet.
07:27But notice how just talking about a hobby makes you feel better.
07:31Am I feeling better now?
07:32That's why he hasn't thought about her.
07:34In whom?
07:34In Merian.
07:39I'm sorry.
07:49I'm telling you, come on.
07:53Ask him where Valky is.
07:54Where is Valky?
07:56He took the day off.
07:59Ask why.
08:01Because?
08:01As I explained to Harriet, Valky has been very upset since Merian went to London.
08:07So I gave him a little advice on how to manage and he went on following my advice.
08:15Now ask him what the advice was.
08:19I told him that if he wanted to stop thinking about Merian, he needed to find a hobby, maybe join a club.
08:25I told him to try collecting coins, making models, taking historical walks...
08:30Is Valky lovesick and you're telling her to go on historical walks?
08:37This is coming from a professional advice columnist.
08:44Your advice sucks.
08:48I can't believe what I'm about to tell you, but he's right.
08:51Oh!
08:53Harriet!
08:55Thank you.
08:55If we don't help Valky, she's going to end up as crazy as she is.
09:01You see, you can't just compliment me and leave it at that, right?
09:05Being kind would kill you.
09:08Gentle?
09:09I only have one nerve left and you're leaning on it.
09:13Yes, you'll see.
09:15When Valky finds a hobby, he will be a new man.
09:18Can't.
09:48What have you done?
10:08I've joined a club.
10:13Which one, Peter Fonda's fan club?
10:15No, the Saico motorcycles.
10:20The Saico motorcycles?
10:26The Saico motorcycles.
10:29If you're looking for a fight, we'll help you find one.
10:33I believe it is a public service organization.
10:41Oh my God!
10:58You have a tattoo.
11:02It's not a real tattoo, it's borrowed.
11:07Cousin, you were right.
11:08Joining a club is just what I needed to stop thinking about...
11:13...the person I want to stop thinking about.
11:15You should be the one so we can ride our pigs together.
11:24I don't want to ride a pig.
11:27I don't want to join the club.
11:31I've heard a lot about Saico motorcycles.
11:34They are horrible people.
11:36No, they are not.
11:38The Saicos motorcycle guys are top-notch.
11:43Now I have to go to my initiation ceremony.
11:46Valky, aren't you going to join that club?
11:53Oh, of course.
11:55Hey, Valky, listen to me.
12:06More than you can imagine.
12:16Hello, Cobra!
12:42Hello!
12:43Hey there, buddy!
12:44Good!
12:44Thank you!
12:46Very sorry.
12:48Alright.
12:49I have another neck.
12:51Thank you!
12:53Listen to me, everyone!
12:54The funny one is back!
12:59Hey, Cobra.
13:01When is the initiation?
13:03You know the rules.
13:05You wouldn't happen to be a...
13:07...motosaic?
13:10Until you find yourself an old lady.
13:13Yes, I know that rule.
13:14I stopped at a nursing home on my way here.
13:18But...
13:19...I have to tell you that those old women can fight bravely.
13:24Don't worry, buddy.
13:26I will take care of you.
13:27I'll get you one.
13:30You call.
13:32Llama will be your old lady.
13:34It is time for initiation.
13:36Yeah!
13:36Yeah!
13:37Let's see, demon!
13:38Come on!
13:38In my name!
13:39Come on, let's get things done!
13:40Oh! Thank you so much!
13:58Excuse me, yes, I'm sitting down!
14:10For an old woman, she looks amazing.
14:21Clean Living
14:25Oh, Cousin, Cousin! You've changed your mind about the Saico motorcycles!
14:32We'll both be partners! We're excited for the dance of joy!
14:36Dai, dai, dai!
14:37I haven't changed my mind about the Saico motorcycles.
14:42I've come to talk about sensible things.
14:44Come on, let's go
14:47And this pocket-sized yuppie?
14:57Oh! It's my cousin Larry
14:59Cousin, this is my new friend Cobra
15:02It's spelled like the snake.
15:04Pleased to meet you, Mr. Cobra
15:08Rope tie
15:11He's doing very well.
15:13I'd love to stay and chat
15:18But I only stopped to pick up Valky
15:20So yes, I argue with myself
15:21This one stays
15:24We find it funny
15:26If it's thanks you're looking for
15:29I can send a comedy video
15:31Do you like Steve Martin?
15:34Robin Williams?
15:36How's Jay Leno?
15:37He also rides a motorcycle
15:38Jay Leno?
15:42Jay Leno is funny
15:43But
15:45It's not Gary Sandlin
15:48The Sandlin is difficult
15:52You know, buddy?
15:55I think you've come to the wrong place
15:57At the wrong time
16:00What are you doing to my cousin Larry?
16:07Cousin, I will save you
16:08It's a game we play.
16:11It's called Target Shooting
16:13Cobra
16:14I'm starting to think you have a hidden side
16:19I don't think I want to be in your club
16:25Okay, fine
16:28You don't have to be.
16:30But
16:31Let's continue with the initiation
16:36Hey!
16:43A beer truck has turned the corner!
16:45There's free beer for everyone!
16:51I will return
16:55Valky! Valky! Stay still!
17:15Let me help you
17:16Come on
17:17Okay?
17:19Yeah
17:19One, two, three
17:20One, two, three
17:23One, two, three
17:26Leaves
17:27For
17:29For
17:31Stop, Valky, stop
17:32Valky
17:34Reach for that chair
17:49With your foot
18:04Reach for it with your foot
18:07Come on
18:08Forward
18:08Forward
18:10Arrives
18:11Go ahead, go ahead
18:13One more
18:13Arrives
18:14Forward
18:14Arrives
18:16Arrives
18:17Arrives
18:18Arrives
18:19Arrives
18:20Arrives
18:20Arrives
18:21Arrives
18:22Arrives
18:23Strip
18:24Strip
18:24Strip
18:24Her
18:25So
18:25So
18:26So
18:26Strip
18:27That is
18:27So
18:28So
18:29Now
18:29Leaves
18:30Leaves
18:31Hope this helps.
18:33OK
18:36Valky
18:37Help me get down
18:38Cousin
18:39Cousin
18:40Do it for me
18:41No, not Valky
18:43Please
18:44Cousin
18:44Please
18:45Mr. Skate Club
18:46Which way does the Emerald City go?
18:50Some
18:51Some go that way
18:52Others go that way
18:54Clear
18:55Some go for both
18:56I love him
18:57I love him
18:58I love him
19:00For
19:02Put me down
19:05Above
19:10What is this?
19:21I thought I was going to ride with cat lips
19:22Take them
19:26Stay still!
19:28Stay still!
19:28Don't come near!
19:29Stay still!
19:29Stay still!
19:40This is what you wanted to do
19:48But not with the head
19:54No, it was because
19:55Study
19:55You were trying
19:56Fix it like they do in the movies
19:58Against the table
19:58But what is needed
19:59It's wrist fire
20:00From now on
20:01It gets lost hard
20:01And you'll be able to grab the bottle.
20:03Just like in the movies
20:04So that I could then break it
20:05Yes, that was it.
20:07It is time for initiation
20:16Yeah!
20:18Oh!
20:19Look!
20:20It's Elvis!
20:22Where is he?
20:23I don't see it that way!
20:24Are you sure you saw it?
20:27Say!
20:27Where was Elvis, then?
20:29Hey!
20:30Grab those guys!
20:31Yeah!
20:32Yeah!
20:32Yeah!
20:33Yeah!
20:33Yeah!
20:33Yeah!
20:37Are you sure we've lost them?
20:50Positive!
20:51Are you sure you didn't tell them?
20:52Where did you live?
20:53Positive!
20:54Are you sure you haven't told them?
20:55Your name?
20:56Positive!
20:57Thank God!
20:58We are safe
20:59Of course I said your name
21:00And address as a reference
21:02Take!
21:05It's a joke
21:05We should joke around more.
21:09Okay
21:09Let me give you a little hint
21:13When you meet someone
21:15That it bears the word death
21:17Tattooed anywhere on the body
21:19Jump out
21:30Wise words
21:31Oh, cousin!
21:35I should have listened to you when you told me
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