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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Have you washed this fur since your mother sent it from Mipos?
01:46Of course not, don't be ridiculous
01:48If cousin Bartok is to feel at home, the apartment must smell like a fresh barn
01:56Cousin, have I told you before about the time my cousin Bartok and I made water balloons with bladders?
02:05And we climbed onto the roof of cousin Bartok's hut and jumped off and Debo the hailstorm
02:10The hail seller thought it was a warning from heaven and lowered prices.
02:14Were you there?
02:21No, I was here
02:23I was here listening to you tell that story over and over and over again
02:28Cousin, I can't help it
02:31I'm so...
02:33Lousy
02:34I'm so excited about the arrival of cousin Bartok
02:40My favorite cousin from Mipos is finally going to meet my favorite cousin from America
02:44It will be an honor, Valky
02:47While you're here, we might have the chance to show you what two single guys can do in Chicago.
02:53What are we talking about?
03:11Leaves
03:11Cousin, I have to warn you that Cousin Bartok is rather shy, timid, and quiet.
03:24He arrived in Los Angeles six months ago alone
03:27So, you know, don't expect me to be as... Neopolitan as me
03:34It is cosmopolitan
03:38And after four years, I think I'm ready for anything.
03:43Thanks, cousin
03:44Oh! I almost forgot about that drooling Bouris.
03:47The drooling Bouris?
03:50The quinalda in my welcoming pociana
03:52Made with the beards of one hundred unmilked goats
03:55I'll be right back
03:57Hey! Hello!
04:06I'm looking for Valky Bartókomus
04:08Valky Bartókomus
04:13Sorry, man, I must have put it in the wrong place...
04:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
04:20You...
04:20You must be Bartok
04:22Yeah
04:22Come in, come in
04:24Okay, dude
04:25Excellent!
04:29I hope cousin Bartok arrives soon
04:31The baboon Bouris is undoing
04:33Valky!
04:36Cousin Bartok!
04:37Hello!
04:42Babo, babo, say, say, bo!
04:47Wow! Babo, I mean, Boris!
04:51Too heavy, dude
04:52Oh, cousin Bartok! I want to introduce you to my cousin Larry
04:57Cousin Larry, cousin Bartok
04:59Cousin Bartok, cousin Larry
05:00Nice to meet you, Bartok
05:04Same here, and you can call me Bart.
05:07Colleague
05:07Ah, I see.
05:09Are you sure you're just cousins?
05:13I can't believe how much you two look alike
05:15Wow! Do you really think so?
05:19Well, cousin, maybe something in the eyes
05:22But we're not the golden twins
05:24God, I thank you for letting me sleep here for a couple of nights
05:28Why would you spend money on a hotel?
05:31Do we have such a comfortable sofa here?
05:34Oh, wow, a sofa
05:36If my back didn't hurt, I'd think this sofa was amazing.
05:40But it would be better if my agency booked a hotel.
05:44A hotel?
05:46Bite your tongue, you'll stay here
05:50I'll sleep on the sofa and you in my room
05:53Grab your suitcase and go in there, it's the first door on the left
05:58Okay, great, alright, dude, too much
06:02Oh man, I almost forgot, I have a taxi waiting downstairs, I'm a bit short on cash.
06:08Doesn't it seem so?
06:11A little short on cash
06:14Oh, oh, relax, cousin Bartok, I'll take care of the taxi, you just get comfortable
06:19Brilliant
06:20My cousin arrived
06:22My cousin arrived at my home
06:25Bar, the truth is you're not what I expected.
06:35I thought someone from my post would be much more...
06:37A lot more...
06:39My posit
06:40Yes, well, let me tell you something, Lar
06:43Do you mind if I call you Lar?
06:46Actually, I'd prefer that...
06:48Okay, Lar, the thing is, you see
06:51When I landed in Los Angeles, I thought I looked like our friend Valky.
06:54And the staff looked at me like I was a complete hick.
06:59I felt like I was hanging
07:01But I was lucky enough to meet an uncle, Frankie Batgate
07:05My uncle told me, uncle
07:08And I said, what?
07:10He said, oh, wow
07:12And me, huh?
07:16And he said, number one, you must get rid of everything that reminds you of my post
07:22That includes the clothes, the accent, and everything made of sheepskin.
07:28Hey, is your apartment always like this?
07:34No, Valky decorated it like this so you feel at home
07:38Dude, the only way I would feel at home
07:42It's bringing a couple of aunts here
07:44Are you following me?
07:46Hi, Larry
08:03Hello, Lidia
08:03Lidia
08:04I think you've met Bart, Valky's cousin
08:07What do you think?
08:11Curious
08:11Your real opinion, Lidia
08:17It might just be me, but it really bothers me when someone tells me
08:22Hey, babe, nice to meet you
08:24How many bags do you earn per week?
08:28Well, I like that boy
08:30What does he/she like?
08:33When you had breakfast with him and Valky, you presented the bill.
08:36I know, that's why I like it
08:38Listen
08:42Everyone
08:43I have great news!
08:44Valky and those sunglasses?
08:46My cousin Bartók convinced me to buy them
08:48They're just too much
08:50Oh
08:51Mr. Goldplay
08:55Miss Lidia
08:55I would like to invite you to a party I will be giving in honor of my cousin Bartók
08:58Saturday night
08:59Saturday?
09:00But Bartók wasn't leaving on Wednesday.
09:02That's the great news.
09:04Cousin Bartók has decided to set up his business here in Chicago
09:08She's going to stay with us until I find an apartment I can afford.
09:12Isn't it amazing?
09:19I'm freaking out
09:20Excuse me
09:22I want to tell the others about the party.
09:24Hey, guys!
09:26Let's go on a spree!
09:27Hats off to a guy who's capable of ripping off his own family
09:34I'll phone my mother
09:57Okay, Bartók, what's the good financial idea that Bartók has had?
10:06Well, actually, cousin Bartók hasn't been
10:09But from a guy he met in California named John Grill
10:13But Bartók's cousin has all the sales rights
10:17The only thing missing is the... the... money
10:21Move a little... forwards and... onward
10:25Yes, yes, good
10:28But what's the idea?
10:30Hold on to the chair
10:32It's a beach towel
10:37Beach towel?
10:42Clear the way, Rockefeller
10:44Valky, I hope I'm not upsetting you, but...
10:52The beach towel has already been tried
10:54I know, but not the piece of beach towel
10:58Cousin Bartók says it's all a trip
11:01It's a sand-colored towel
11:05And it really does look like a piece of beach
11:09But if you decide to go swimming, how do you find your towel again?
11:15That's a good question.
11:24But I'm sure cousin Bartók has already thought of that.
11:28He only thinks about business
11:30Know?
11:33As soon as I saw you...
11:37I knew you were amazing
11:40I have felt...
11:42Wow!
11:45A shiver
11:48But...
11:49Something is missing
11:52I
11:54You're not missing
11:57You are here
11:57You're heavy
12:01Heavy
12:02And you're a cheap womanizer.
12:05And you...
12:07And I'm not a metalhead
12:08You must be...
12:15Know?
12:15As soon as I saw you...
12:17I knew you were amazing
12:21I have felt...
12:23Wow!
12:26A shiver
12:27But...
12:29Something is missing
12:30You're right
12:31I'm missing
12:32Hey, do you know Jennifer?
12:38My girlfriend
12:38Is...
12:42It's a...
12:43Beauty
12:44I know
12:47Because I am a...
12:48Bellecialist
12:49How can I be so ingenious?
12:55But how?
13:00Jennifer, would you mind checking if the cheese canapés are ready?
13:04Clear
13:04Nice to meet you, Bart
13:06Then, beauty
13:07Wow!
13:09Wow!
13:10Glar!
13:11Ignore what I just said
13:13Sorry, man.
13:14Bart never goes near another man's aunt
13:18Wow, I'm glad to hear that.
13:21Hey, Elar
13:22I have great news
13:23I've secured funding for my project
13:26And next week I'll look for a house
13:27Well, if it's a...
13:30Great news!
13:31Congratulations
13:32Who is your partner?
13:34Listen to me!
13:34Listen to me!
13:35I have something to announce.
13:37Hey...
13:38Cousin Bartok
13:39Come closer, please
13:40Let it go
13:43Bulk, dude
13:43My cousin Bartok and I are going to do business together
13:48With his keen instinct for business
13:52And my savings
13:53How can things go wrong for us?
13:55Wait, cousin
14:12Here you go
14:14Valkyipa
14:16He should have helped us pick this up
14:18He went to play basketball
14:20Basketball?
14:22At one in the morning?
14:24Yeah
14:25He told me he was going to play a
14:27Hand to hand
14:28With Miss Kelly
14:29Advertising
14:30Valkyip
14:36We need to talk
14:40I know what you're going to say
14:41Do you know?
14:41Yes I know
14:42And I agree with you.
14:45I'm as tired as you are.
14:49Always serve cheese canapés
14:51At our parties
14:52No
14:54Thinking that next time
14:56We can put those small sausages in.
14:58In front of
14:58Valky
14:58I don't want to talk to you about appetizers.
15:01I want to talk to you
15:03Those beach towels
15:06I see it very
15:07Risky
15:09Oh, well
15:11My cousin Bartok and I
15:12We have talked about the risks
15:14And we agree
15:15In which matter
15:16It's a piece of cake
15:17As it says
15:19Money has to be spent
15:20To earn money
15:21Valkyipa
15:22It is being taken advantage of
15:22That he's related to you
15:24To keep your money
15:26Cousin
15:26In my post
15:27The relatives
15:28They trust each other
15:29Valkyipa
15:30Los Angeles
15:31It has influenced him
15:32It has changed
15:33Cousin
15:34Just because
15:35Different view
15:37AND
15:38Speak differently
15:40AND
15:40Act differently
15:42It doesn't mean
15:44Let it be
15:44Different
15:45Valky
15:48If you walk like a duck
15:51And you do
15:51Quack like a duck
15:52The safest
15:53It's because you're a duck
15:55Let's see
16:02You talk to me first
16:04From cousin Bartok
16:05And now
16:06You speak to me
16:07From a duck
16:08I know it's late
16:11And that you're tired
16:13So
16:13I'm going to give you
16:15A little time
16:16So that you can organize
16:17Your ideas
16:25Tartius
16:29What's happening?
16:32Everything as usual?
16:34Fantastic
16:35Is the kid home?
16:40No
16:40The kid is
16:42At the bank
16:43Transferring savings
16:44Of his life
16:45To a checking account
16:46Brilliant
16:48I'm looking forward to it
16:49Start
16:50Our business
16:51I've noticed it
16:52Bart
16:52I know what he intends.
16:55I will not allow it
16:56Get your hands on it
16:57Valky's money
16:58Oh wow
16:59I know what's happening
17:02I have the idea
17:02More amazing
17:04From the world
17:04To earn money
17:05Since they were invented
17:06The teddy bears
17:07They speak
17:08And I don't offer you
17:09One part
17:10Oh lar
17:11You have the right
17:13To get angry
17:14My fault
17:15Friend
17:16I will leave you Lar
17:19Entering the business
17:20Go get your checkbook
17:21Here are my two favorite cousins
17:28I'm glad you became friends
17:30Valk
17:31You've finally arrived
17:32I was starting to get worried
17:33Don't worry
17:35Be happy
17:36The time has come
17:37To sign the check
17:38A Valky moment
17:39There's something you should know
17:41I've done some research
17:43I called the West Coast
17:45And I spoke with the designer
17:47From the piece of beach
17:49Beach towel
17:50Oh wow
17:51With Mr. Grilly
17:52Yeah
17:52And according to what he told me
17:54Bard does not own the rights
17:56Towel for sale
17:57At all
17:58Cousin
17:59I thought you had done
18:00A deal with Mr. Grilly
18:01No problem
18:03I can do that
18:04Simply with one call
18:05Tonight
18:06I'll track that guy down
18:08Bard is useless
18:11Mr. Grilly
18:12He says he has no intention
18:13Never give in to you
18:14The rights
18:15Wow
18:16What a mess
18:19But there are thousands.
18:21Of thoughts of death
18:22The other day
18:23Without going any further
18:25I heard a
18:25Listen to this
18:26Rock candy
18:28Awesome
18:30Valky with my brain
18:33And all your money
18:35We will achieve whatever it takes.
18:36Bard is over
18:38You are the last person
18:40From the world
18:40To whom Valky
18:41I would lend money
18:42Valky
18:42What are you doing?
18:44A check
18:45For all my savings
18:47What are you saying?
18:49Cousin
18:49When a member
18:51From your family
18:52You need help
18:53You give it to her
18:54No matter the cost
18:55Ah, Valky
19:04You've made a mistake.
19:06You've done it
19:07On behalf of
19:08Bartok
19:08And at the bank
19:09They know me as Bart
19:10No, cousin
19:13I haven't made a mistake
19:15I'm not giving him this money
19:19To Bart
19:19It would be stupid.
19:21I give him the money
19:23To Bartok
19:24Because I know
19:25That somewhere
19:27Within those
19:28Elegant clothes
19:29There's the Bartok
19:30The one I grew up with
19:31And I know
19:34That Bartok
19:36He will use the money
19:37With common sense
19:38I hate it when you do this
19:48Your Miposian accent
19:53It surfaces
19:53And the rest
19:56From the old
19:56Bartok
19:57He can't go far
19:58Come on, cousin
20:00Come on
20:00Let him out
20:02That Bartok
20:03It has a lot of wax on it
20:04Bartok
20:06He needs to be locked up.
20:07It's a
20:08Loser
20:09Cousin
20:10How can you say that?
20:13What is a
20:14Loser?
20:16A loser
20:17I will only succeed
20:20Being
20:20Bart
20:21My friend
20:22Frankie
20:23Batgate
20:23He says so
20:24Cousin
20:26I'm sorry to tell you this.
20:27But your friend
20:28Frankie
20:28Batgate
20:29It doesn't have
20:29Bajolera idea
20:30Of what it is
20:31The success
20:31You'll only have
20:36True success
20:37Being you
20:38Same
20:39Well
20:42No
20:44HE
20:46I'm not sure
20:47If we continue to know
20:49Who is Bartok?
20:50I should have lost him
20:52A while ago
20:52On the way
20:53Well
20:55I think I know
20:56Where you can find
20:57To Bartok
20:58Again
20:59In my voice
21:03And how am I going to get back?
21:08I have no money
21:08Don't worry
21:11I'll lend you money
21:12To return
21:12Will you do it?
21:18Thank you
21:18Cousin
21:19Valky
21:19And don't forget
21:33Give him my regards
21:34To my cousin
21:34Larry
21:35Tell him that
21:36When I return
21:37Visiting America
21:38We will leave
21:39Marching
21:40It was a joke
21:42How can I be
21:45So ingenious?
21:46Well
21:51It seems that
21:51Bartok is happy
21:53If I had returned
21:53To Mipos
21:54Look, cousin
21:57He sends us
21:58Your card
21:59Visiting
21:59The Koreas
22:00For sheep
22:01From Bartok
22:01They shine
22:01In the dark
22:02Don't come back
22:06To lose
22:06A sheep
22:07Never
22:07Apparently
22:10Bartok
22:11He took
22:11A bit
22:12From part
22:12To Mipos
22:13Upon his return
22:14Of course he did
22:15Don't be a erythrocyte
22:16Uncle
22:17Bartok
22:21Promise me
22:22That you won't call me
22:23Uncle
22:23Never
22:24That's done.
22:26Lar
22:27It's not
22:29It's not
22:31Core
22:33Uncle
22:37It's not
22:40It's not
22:41No
22:46No
22:46No
22:48No
22:49Thank you!
23:19Thank you!
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