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00:00Distant Cousins
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02:48Distant Cousins
02:50Nice speech
02:52Distant Cousins
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03:00Distant Cousins
03:02Distant Cousins
03:04Valky
03:06Congratulations
03:06Thank you, Miss Lidia
03:08I love reading the gossip in the Chronicle
03:10It's fascinating to read about people I see every day but would never talk to.
03:16Distant Cousins
03:18Distant Cousins
03:20Distant Cousins
03:22We can Far away
03:22And speak to you
03:24Enchant and scream And throw your body on the ground
03:27Let's go, cousin.
03:28celebrating, dancing to the music
03:31What do you think?
03:33Great
03:34Cousin
03:35I'm excited and I'd like you to share this excitement with me, and I wanted you to do it now.
03:42Now
03:42I'm sorry, Becky
03:46This is great news and an opportunity for you.
03:50If you do a good job, you might become a real journalist and get out of this basement.
03:54But, cousin, you're a real journalist and you work in this basement
03:58But I'm working hard to get out of it.
04:01So unfortunately the answer to your next question is no
04:05Wow!
04:07I don't even know what my next question is going to be.
04:14And you already know the answer
04:18Do you have extrasensory perception?
04:25No
04:26Telepathy?
04:30No
04:31Premonitions?
04:34No, no, no, no, no, Valky
04:38What I'm trying to tell you as quickly as possible
04:41I know you'd like advice from someone with extensive experience in journalism.
04:46Oh, cousin, I love you, I love you
04:48Could you introduce me to someone like that?
04:53No, I'm saying that I'm the one who could help you.
04:55Thanks, cousin!
04:56But I'm busy
04:58What a bucket of ice water!
05:00Well, Dimitri
05:12This part of the fact sheet
05:14Completed
05:16I couldn't have done it without your help
05:18Now, do you want to give it your stamp of approval?
05:22Rest
05:32Hello, Valky
05:36Cousin
05:37How have you been?
05:38Cousin, it's turning out fantastic!
05:39I've finished my articles for the rise of the chronic
05:42That's great!
05:43We are happy for the joyful tancha
05:46Dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
05:56Good
05:56Good
05:57Let me see what you've written
06:00Cousin, I think you're going to love it
06:02I believe I have developed my own unique style
06:05Some will be reminded of Hemingway
06:08Others will say that Kafka
06:10But you decide.
06:11The advice columnist, Miss Lydia Markham
06:17He looks very rested after his vacation in the Bahamas
06:21Isn't this it?
06:25Pretty good, huh?
06:29Mr. Gorpley has been dressing very elegantly for a week now.
06:32Setting an example for the rest of us
06:34I moralized a little towards the end of that sentence
06:37I thought it needed a little color
06:39Something special, something unique
06:41Valky
06:42This is just fluff.
06:45Oh, thank you, cousin.
06:47You know, that was my goal, but you never know.
06:50You can lose perspective with a job like this.
06:53When an idea is projected and developed
06:54I mean that...
06:56Where is the real story?
06:59Who cares if Lidia looks rested?
07:02Or how is Gorpley dressed?
07:04Valky, I'm afraid it's not good enough.
07:06But I wrote it the way I was told to.
07:09If you were told to jump, would you ask how high?
07:14Of course not
07:15Don't be ridiculous
07:16I would simply jump as much as possible and hope that was enough.
07:22Enough
07:22Enough
07:25I don't like your style.
07:27What is my style?
07:30The Valky I know wouldn't settle for enough
07:33The Valky I know would want to do his best
07:36The Valky I know would want his newsletter to be the best ever.
07:40I want to be like the Valky you know
07:43You are the Valky I know
07:46Valky, if you want this fact sheet to be worth reading
07:50You have to tell the story that lies beneath the story
07:53Dig deeper
07:55Telling your readers that Gorpley dresses well is not enough
07:58You need to explain why he suddenly does that.
08:01Cousin, I'm going to do that
08:03Good
08:03How do I do it?
08:05I'll explain how it's done.
08:06I'm all ears
08:07Good
08:07Now
08:09To be a good journalist you have to know how to use
08:12What, where, how, when, why?
08:14The five rules of journalism
08:15That?
08:16It is a
08:17What is one?
08:21Exact
08:21Exactly what?
08:23Good
08:24And who else is it?
08:27Don't know
08:27Who is another one?
08:30And don't forget where
08:31Where what?
08:34It's the other one
08:34What is the number two?
08:38What is one?
08:39Who is another one?
08:41And do you already know where?
08:43I don't know where
08:45Of course
08:47What's giving you trouble?
08:49I don't know what's causing me problems.
08:51But I do know who gives me trouble.
08:55Who has already said it?
08:59Have I already said that?
08:59And do you already know where?
09:01Where?
09:02Exact
09:02Exactly what?
09:04Perfect
09:05A few more times and you'll learn it
09:08When?
09:09Hey, you're doing really well.
09:11Oh
09:13No no
09:14Because?
09:16I don't know why
09:18Did you know the others?
09:21When?
09:22And where?
09:23Where what?
09:24And why?
09:25I don't know why
09:26All I know is that I was here pasting my articles
09:29You came in
09:30We danced the dance of joy
09:31You made me a false promise about another bucket
09:33And now I'm a mess and emotionally exhausted
09:36Okay, calm down.
09:37Calm
09:40Are you OK?
09:43If it is...
09:47I'm fine thanks
09:48Now from the beginning
09:50With what?
09:51Yeah
09:52It's midday
10:06I'm going to eat
10:07I'll be back at four
10:08Mr. Goplay
10:09Mr. Goplay
10:10Can you tell me
10:11Why have you dressed so elegantly all week?
10:14It's my business.
10:15Find out for yourself
10:16Oh, I love playing riddles, pineapple!
10:22But, but
10:23I'm working on an article
10:25And I work with an idiot.
10:27Mr. Goplay hires a new employee
10:34What news?
10:39How are you, Valky?
10:41I have a lot of clues
10:42But when I try to delve deeper
10:45I end up investigating on my own
10:46Well, if only it were easy.
10:49They would all be journalists
10:50If you want to be good
10:52You need to change your tactics.
10:54I think I used a clean pad this morning
10:57No, I mean you'll have to find new ways to get information
11:04If someone doesn't want to talk to you
11:05He talks to his friends
11:06With their wives
11:08With his ex-wives
11:09And what if they're not married and don't have any friends?
11:12Well, then they frequent the places
11:14Where you could gather information
11:16The water source
11:17The lobby
11:18The bar
11:19Who knows?
11:20You might have to go incognito
11:21Oh, I don't know, cousin.
11:23I don't really like Mexican food
11:26It always gives me will-o'-the-wisps
11:33I mean
11:43You'll have to go in costume
11:45But, cousin
11:46That seems like snooping to me.
11:49It's not snooping
11:51If you write it
11:52So
11:52It's journalism
11:54I need to take this up to Mr. Wenray's office
12:00Good luck with your sheet
12:02Thank you
12:02Can I press the button?
12:04Okay, press the button
12:05Oh, oh
12:07Don't forget
12:08Bye
12:14No
12:17It's not goodbye
12:19Quotes
12:20Quotes
12:21Write quotes
12:22Exact
12:23Yes, yes, yes
12:24Quotes
12:24Quotes
12:25Hi guys
12:27Hello, I'm Talitia
12:28Wenray still won't let you stop for a second, Larry
12:31Can you believe this is the third time he's made me write the murder report?
12:35For writing murder too many times
12:37Mr. Wenray has rather unstable judgment.
12:40Mr. Wenray has rather unstable judgment.
12:48Good quote
12:55Extra, extra, they ask for their copy of the daily edition of the Chronicle with its new editorial board
13:15Here you go, Pivo
13:17Thank you, Valky
13:19News fresh off the press
13:23I'll read it later.
13:25Read it before they wrap fish in it
13:28Do you want me to read it now?
13:32Only if you have time
13:34I'll make time
13:36I wanted to read it before you printed it, but I was busy
13:41Ah, cousin, it doesn't matter, we both had articles to publish.
13:45Bartókomus, I have to admit it's the best thing I've read in years
13:51Thank you, Mr. Goldplay
13:53Didn't I tell you people would love it?
13:55I'm excited, but I don't deserve all the credit.
13:58Cousin Larry helped
13:59Well, whoever wrote the article about Lidia did a good job.
14:03Well, it's right in front of you.
14:06Everyone thought I was in the Bahamas
14:10But you found out she'd gone to Milwaukee to get an eyelid lift.
14:14Well done, Bartókomus
14:18What did you say?
14:21Here it is, next to the drawings of Dimitri the sheep
14:23Oh
14:24It will be a kind of comic strip
14:27I was thinking that maybe I could give it a political slant
14:30If you ask who did what and where
14:33The answer is Miss Lidia
14:34The favorite advice columnist went to Milwaukee to get an eyelid lift.
14:38When?
14:39The weekend
14:40So if you see her, congratulate her on her new blinders.
14:44How many copies have you delivered?
14:48One for each employee in the building
14:50And I've left a bunch in the lobby
14:53Okay, grab your coat, we're leaving.
14:58That?
14:58Come on!
15:03I want an explanation, and I want it now!
15:07Lidia, I'm sure we can explain it to you.
15:09I felt humiliated
15:11And made a fool of in front of everyone in the building
15:15Who did that to you, Miss Lidia?
15:21He'll have to deal with me.
15:23Don't exaggerate, Lidia, the article is funny.
15:26Eye cover
15:27You seem very happy for a man who doesn't have much time left to live.
15:36What are you talking about?
15:38From the article about you and Maggie
15:40The fact that?
15:43Do you mean there's another one?
15:45Haven't you read the last page?
15:47It's just as funny
15:49Thank you so much
15:50The truth is that I tried to give it a funny touch
15:53San Gorplay
15:55Elegantly wrapped in a herringbone suit
15:58He was seen eating with
16:05Maggie Miner
16:07Wife of the sports manager and weightlifter
16:10Matt Miner
16:11What is the "who"?
16:12Apparently, Maggie had a sore knee.
16:15Because Mr. Gorplay was kind enough to rub all the food in front of him.
16:18I am a dead man
16:26But I'll take someone with me.
16:30No, okay, okay, Valky
16:34They believed it
16:35Let me tell you about our little joke
16:38There are only two copies of the fact sheet, and you have them.
16:42They're all over the building
16:48Valky, I can't believe you wrote something like that
16:51You know what? I find it hard to believe too.
16:54I was afraid my writing would come across as pink and vulgar
16:59But...
17:01I just followed the exact instructions that my cousin Larry gave me.
17:05You can see the result.
17:10I don't help him that much
17:13Come on, cousin, don't be modest.
17:15No, no, we must always tell the truth
17:18I don't know what to tell you
17:19Ah, cousin
17:20You see, I was just going to write that Miss Lydia was in the Baths
17:25But cousin Larry kept repeating
17:27Investigate a little more, investigate a little more
17:30No, no, just me, just Mel, no, he, he, no, I...
17:34Appleton!
17:35Yes, sir, Mr. Wenright
17:37Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
17:40Documentation, archives, a report from outside the city
17:42Explain this article in the chronic gossip columns
17:46Oh no, there's another one.
17:47If you're wondering what Mr. Wenright would like for Christmas
17:51I suggest you choose wisely.
17:53Why? Well, I'll tell you.
17:54Because according to cousin Larry Appleton
17:56Mr. Wenright has rather unstable judgment.
17:59What is a criterion? A car brand?
18:11Mr. Wenright, you won't have any problems with Santa Claus this year.
18:14It was a mistake, it wasn't me
18:18No, no, I would never say such a thing about you.
18:20They must not have understood me.
18:22No, cousin, I was by your side
18:23No, no, no, no, you didn't say that, I understood.
18:27And I caught the quote exactly as it came out of your mouth.
18:30It's taken out of context
18:33It was, it was, it was, I, I, I
18:35I've lost weight, and I'm wearing a very nice suit.
18:37The color suits her head
18:39With his sparse hair, the hair of his esal
18:41Appleton, dub
18:43Yes sir
18:43Appleton, when he's coherent, call
18:46I won't forget, sir
18:48Mr. Wenright and Mr. Gorplay
18:54Fashion Gera
18:55What a scoop!
18:56But what can I do?
19:00You can't even imagine.
19:01I'm Matt Miner
19:03I'm looking for Sam Gorplay
19:05It's him
19:08Yes, Mr. Wenright
19:20Totally out of place
19:23Yes, yes
19:25I was telling you seriously that you've lost weight
19:27You look very, very
19:29Listen, listen, listen
19:31Valky, good news
19:35I've already spoken to Wenright
19:37You've been very kind.
19:39Valky, how long do you plan on this?
20:05I must wear the Miposian cloak
20:07Of the thousand itches
20:08OK
20:11With the Miposian law
20:14I have to wear it for a year
20:16For every person I offended
20:18Let me think.
20:20I have offended seven people
20:23So
20:24It's going to be a seven-year peak.
20:28Valky
20:34I think you're carrying this
20:37Too far
20:38No, no, cousin
20:39If I took it too far
20:41I would wear the espadrilles
20:44Of eternal suffering
20:45Valky, in America
20:51When you offend someone
20:53A verbal apology is sufficient.
20:55Yeah?
20:57Unless you offend a large part of the population
20:59Then you would have to ask for a presidential pardon.
21:02Do you mean that
21:06If I write a verbal apology
21:09Those whom I have offended
21:11Everything will be alright
21:12In a way
21:14Then I think I'll do it
21:16Let's go
21:18Take this off
21:20Wool
21:32After offering my apologies
21:37I will stop making the fact sheet
21:40Valky, you don't have to do that
21:42You did a good job
21:43Oh really?
21:45The first one you wrote was very good.
21:47The only thing I needed
21:49It was a bit more grit
21:50I'm sure you'll do great
21:52If I don't intervene
21:54Cousin, would you do that for me?
22:00That's done.
22:01Thanks, cousin
22:03I want to ask you a question
22:05How did you find out that
22:07Did Goply eat with Maggie Miner?
22:09Oh!
22:10I followed your advice
22:12And I went in disguise
22:13Hello, my name is Bart
22:17And I'm the waiter
22:18First I'll bring you the drinks.
22:23And then I'll explain.
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22:25And our varied salads
22:27Felic verruce!
22:30Congratulations!
22:30Congratulations!
22:31Congratulations!
22:32Congratulations!
22:40Congratulations!
22:40Thanks for watching the video.
23:10Thanks for watching the video.
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