Primos lejanos - 1x03 - Primera cita - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

Aquellas_Maravillosas_Series

Larry le enseña a Balki cómo salir con mujeres estadounidenses... como era de esperar, a Balki le sale mejor que a Larry.

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00:00Distant Cousins

00:30Distant Cousins

01:00Distant Cousins

01:30Distant Cousins

02:01Forgive Valky

02:02The only redhead in her village was a squirrel

02:04Susan, I want to polish your shoes with my heart.

02:09He's so cute

02:14Valky, leave something for your honeymoon

02:16Leave

02:18See you

02:20Goodbye Susan

02:21Goddess of love, goodbye

02:23Valky, you have to stop doing that to Susan.

02:26You don't do it to other women.

02:28I don't know other women

02:29Well you should go out and meet them.

02:33It's easy for you, you attract attention

02:35Yes, true.

02:38But anyone can do it

02:40When you see a woman, you smile at her

02:42You give him a compliment and ask him what his name is.

02:44It's simple

02:45Can you help me, please?

02:47Can I help you?

03:02Yeah

03:03Do you have t-shirts?

03:05There they are

03:06Ah, fantastic

03:07Yes, and speaking of fantastic

03:09Do you have a perfect structure to have babies?

03:15What's it called?

03:19Ah, I understand now.

03:21It's written on his pants

03:22Levi Strauss

03:23Hello, Levi

03:25I call her Valky

03:27Hey, where did you come from?

03:31Well, I left New York.

03:32But I took the bus to Chicago

03:33I like this city, Chicago

03:38Levi

03:41After work, would you like to come and have a drink with me?

03:46Excuse me

03:46He didn't want to bother her.

03:48He is a foreigner

03:49And he has a brain injury

03:52Don't make that face

04:00I did what you told me and it didn't work.

04:05Valky, that's no way to introduce yourself.

04:06This is how hooligans do it

04:08Gentlemen, make way

04:11I'm going to the races

04:12If I find any losers, I'll remind you.

04:14Out, out

04:16Don't come near my money

04:17Mr. Twin Cassetti

04:20How do you get an appointment?

04:22Well, it's easy

04:23I see a woman and offer her 50 bucks

04:26Not one more

04:27I don't think you're referring to quotes of that kind.

04:31Then I shut up

04:32Does this mean I can't do St. Francis in the school play anymore?

04:41Valky, you should go to places where single women go.

04:44Maybe to a singles bar

04:46A singles bar I've seen on television

04:48Give me fire

04:50Nice to meet you

04:52Here's to us

04:55You'll come with me, cousin Larry.

04:57Tonight is special

04:59No, Valky

05:03Those bars are not my favorites

05:05To meet women

05:06I prefer more formal situations

05:08I mean, weddings

05:10Tax authorities

05:11Military maneuvers

05:14Please

05:17No, it's just that I don't like those places.

05:20Please come with me

05:22You are the expert

05:24Don't believe it

05:25Fool

05:29I understand now

05:32You fear that I will learn the secrets of your power

05:34And wastes them

05:35Yes, that's it.

05:40So this is an American matchmaking place

06:03Meeting place, meeting place

06:04Here you find

06:07They pair up somewhere else

06:09There are many beautiful women

06:13And as you can see, none of them have a man hanging around their ankles.

06:16He is not right about you

06:21You know a lot, cousin Larry.

06:24Well

06:26I'll go choose my wife

06:28It is not a self-service

06:32Go slow, calm

06:34Calmly

06:35I understand you now.

06:38Hey, doll

06:45You don't need to be sad anymore

06:47What don't you do?

06:54Everyone is looking at us

06:55I don't like that

06:56OK

06:59Let's finish so I can go home.

07:01First thing

07:03It is eye contact

07:06As in meetings

07:07In the third phase

07:08I'm leaving

07:14No, no, cousin, cousin

07:16Alright

07:17Alright

07:18Hey, for safety's sake, I'd better explain.

07:20What is eye contact?

07:21You look

07:23You look

07:24To a woman straight in the eyes

07:26And if she looks at you

07:27You hold his gaze

07:29That's eye contact.

07:30How is that woman looking at you?

07:36What woman?

07:41No signals

07:43He must be looking at someone else

07:58After contact is made

08:04You approach the woman

08:06And you use an opening phrase

08:09Something like

08:10Do you come often?

08:13Do you want something to drink?

08:15I haven't met you at the White House.

08:16What's happening?

08:19Can I try?

08:20Oh, oh

08:21OK

08:22I have made my contact

08:38Good

08:40Can I prove my sentence?

08:42Forward

08:43Although

08:44Don't tell him you know me

08:46Hello

08:54Do you come often?

08:58No

08:59Would you like to suffocate me?

09:01With your beautiful American body?

09:06Excuse me!

09:07You were about to throw yourself at that woman's feet.

09:15Isn't that so?

09:17The old ways

09:18Very old!

09:21Teach me how to do it

09:22You are the expert

09:24Hey

09:25I don't like these places.

09:27Besides

09:27I am more expert

09:29Chatting

09:30That

09:31And I don't want to meet anyone

09:34That woman keeps looking at you

09:39He looks at me

09:40Yeah

09:43He does it

09:44He looks at me, it's true

09:49Go with her, love demon

09:51I will

09:54But

09:55For me this is going too fast

09:57Let it be known that I do it for you.

10:00Hey, friend

10:18This is my girlfriend

10:20Young girl

10:31Out of my mind

10:34My love for you is impossible

10:37Young girl

10:39Cousin Larry

10:41I met an American woman

10:43Looking like a fox

10:45Wow, you had fun too.

10:49Ah

10:51Did you disappear soon?

10:54Did you have

10:54Luck?

10:58Yeah

10:59I was lucky

11:01I was lucky not to die

11:04How nice

11:06Good news

11:10My first American date

11:11It's tomorrow night

11:13Aren't you happy for me?

11:14How not

11:14While you were getting to know your American

11:17Looking like a fox

11:18Me in the parking lot

11:20I learned that the human body

11:22Bounces on the asphalt

11:23I have so much to learn

11:28You don't know it well

11:34Show it to me tomorrow night

11:38Because you will come with me to my appointment

11:40It will be twice as nice

11:41And twice as fun

11:42Let's see if I can leave you with something.

11:50Absolutely clear

11:51I would rather spend the afternoon

11:54With Jack the Ripper

11:55Then call him.

11:58We will have a party

12:00Young girl

12:01Out of my mind

12:03Be quiet!

12:25I'm sorry

12:26I'm nervous about my date

12:28He will fall in love

12:30I guarantee it

12:31Maybe you're right

12:33My armpits don't smell

12:34I don't have dandruff

12:36And my mouth smells like lemon

12:38I think if you gargle now

12:41You'll have a good start

12:42Hi guys

12:45Hello Susan

12:46What is Valky?

12:48Are you ready for your date?

12:50I think so

12:51I open the door for him

12:53I bring him a chair

12:54I don't talk with my mouth full

12:56And he didn't touch his body.

12:57Unless you ask me

12:59Larry

13:02Issues that have arisen

13:06Please cousin Larry

13:10Come with me

13:11No

13:11Please

13:12It's a jungle and out

13:14I don't know how to use vines.

13:16Don't worry

13:19I trust you

13:21She's going to be delighted

13:25You have what it takes

13:29It will be a failure

13:32Larry, why don't you join him?

13:37Oh no

13:37No, no, no, no, no, no

13:39Nothing of that

13:40Valky is my friend

13:41We share the apartment

13:42He is a foreigner

13:43He admires me

13:44The protagonist is him

13:46Not me

13:47Larry, I think...

13:50You tried, you tried Susan

13:52But it doesn't work

13:53I don't like being made a fool of.

13:56I've spent my whole life

13:57Trying to avoid those situations

13:59When did it all begin?

14:00Maybe when I was born naked

14:02In front of so many strangers

14:03Larry, I don't think I'll go with him.

14:07Going on a date is something embarrassing

14:09We are talking about Valky

14:12The man who does not believe

14:14That the light of the refrigerator

14:15Turn off when closing

14:16The man who knows thousands of jokes

14:19No grace on sheep

14:20The man who thinks that

14:22Bo Derek is an actress

14:24And you tell me

14:29That going with him is not embarrassing

14:31Come down to earth, my dear

14:33If you are going to feel violent

14:38Don't go

14:39Oh, great.

14:41Make me feel guilty

14:42You don't need to tell me

14:45That tonight will be a disaster

14:47You don't even need to say

14:48How terrible I will feel

14:50If I'm not there

14:51To pick up the pieces

14:52Okay, Lee.

14:54That's it

14:56I hope you are happy

14:57If it makes things easier for you

15:00I'll go too

15:01Sure, come on.

15:02A good accident

15:04There's no fun without victims.

15:05I'm going to get ready

15:07Sure, it's easy for you.

15:09You dress up as a girl

15:10A manipulator

15:14Don't be shy, come

15:36Good, Diana

15:43What do you do for a living?

15:44Good opening sentence

15:46But she is quoted with me

15:47I teach geography at the university

15:52That's why I'm so fascinated by it.

15:53Valque's homeland

15:54It is a wonderful place

15:56We don't have sewers

15:58And in the rainy season

15:59I am from Wisconsin

16:03Great site

16:05I told you the joke

16:08Of the three shepherds

16:09I don't know what will happen to do it.

16:10It's the funniest joke

16:14From Mipos

16:15It's a small fish

16:15There were three shepherds

16:21What they wanted to find out

16:22Who had the sheep

16:23The prettiest of all Mipos

16:24So they decided

16:26Bring each of them

16:27An animal

16:27For others to judge

16:29Waiter, waiter

16:30So the first one

16:34He brought his sheep

16:34And everyone said

16:35It is a beautiful animal

16:37How great

16:38How white

16:39How fluffy

16:40Waiter

16:41That?

16:43You already know it

16:44How funny

16:46Good

16:46The second brought his sheep

16:48And she was even prettier

16:49Then the third

16:51He brought his own

16:52But it was horrible

16:53That animal

16:54Scrawny

16:55Dirty

16:56With the face

16:57Full of wrinkles

16:59And everyone said

17:01This must be

17:02The most horrible

17:02Animal of the world

17:04So

17:05The poor sheep

17:06He stares at them

17:08To the face

17:08And he tells them

17:10Do you think I'm ugly?

17:12Well, I'm not.

17:14That's the joke

17:28Are you coming to the bar for salad?

17:32I don't have salads at the bar

17:33There was no joke either

17:34And I didn't stop him

17:36This music reminds me

17:44To a song from my country

17:45Oh no

17:46That's not it

17:46Oh really?

17:48Yeah

17:49It's called the dance of joy

17:51It's a beautiful dance

17:52With a lot of people

17:53You can take the food home.

17:54Can you show us what it's like?

17:57No no

17:58Dance

17:58It's a little difficult

17:59Show us

18:00We need boys

18:02I will dance with you

18:04Oh no

18:04Come on Larry

18:05Waiter

18:06The bill please

18:07Come on

18:17Everyone to the rhythm

18:18Put on your dancing sandals

18:20Some of these people

18:23They have gone to university

18:24Good

18:28Enough is enough

18:29Valky

18:30Valky

18:31That's it

18:31The dance of joy

18:33It's over

18:34We are having fun

18:37Dance

18:39Five, six, seven, eight

18:41Good night

19:02Good night

19:03I had a lot of fun

19:04I can't believe it

19:12My first American date

19:14Diane says she wants to see me again

19:17And life is great

19:18I've made a fool of myself

19:31I've made a fool of myself

19:31It's been so embarrassing

19:33As?

19:34Because?

19:35Because?

19:36We had fun

19:38Yeah?

19:39I have given a public show

19:41A single death threat

19:43And I danced like crazy

19:45You haven't put on any show.

19:48Not even in private

19:50Of course I have done it

19:51Look, there are people who sing and dance and have fun.

19:56I am not one of them

19:57I don't like to sing

19:59I don't like to dance

20:00People look at you

20:03But, if everyone is dancing

20:08Nobody points at someone and says

20:09Look at that guy singing and dancing

20:12People look at those who neither sing nor dance

20:15Or not?

20:23You know what I think?

20:25You don't want to admit it.

20:27But you had a good time that night.

20:29Nothing of that

20:29That's all

20:31No

20:31I tell you they are

20:32Did you dance?

20:35They threatened me

20:36Did you sing?

20:38I didn't find it funny

20:39Did you laugh?

20:41Fake laughter

20:42Nobody twisted your leg

20:51So you could make that face like that

20:53I let myself be carried away by the crowd

20:58Valky

21:00You and I are different

21:02Oh yeah?

21:05Yeah

21:05Do you like to dive headfirst into the pool of life?

21:11Without first checking if there is water?

21:14I like to make sure there is water.

21:17Lifeguards

21:18That there is no algae

21:20Then I dip a toe in it and I'm satisfied.

21:26I shouldn't be teaching you anything.

21:29I don't know how to have fun

21:31That's not true

21:33You are funny

21:36Oh really?

21:36Yeah

21:37What am I going to be?

21:41Yes you are

21:42Imitate Gañe and again

21:44Ah, no

21:44Oh, come on.

21:45Come on

21:47No no

21:48Or I'll look at you and point my finger at you

21:50Alright

21:51Dirty rat

22:00You killed my brother

22:03Dirty rat

22:04Perfect

22:16Do you feel much better now?

22:20It's true

22:21Know?

22:24I will try to let go more often

22:26Thank you, Park

22:27Oh

22:28I should give them to you

22:30If it weren't for you I'd still be throwing myself at women's feet.

22:33You have taught me that if I relax and be myself, people like me.

22:39And you have learned something

22:40Have you learned the same thing as me?

22:48I think so

22:49Hey

22:51Do I really imitate Gañe well?

22:54Perfect!

22:55Yeah

22:55Just like Cañe

22:57Yeah

22:57Can you imitate Laser?

23:00Yeah

23:00How far from the street!

23:03Apulso!

23:04Apulso!

23:05Apulso!

23:06Apulso!

23:06Thank you!

23:36Thank you!

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