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00:00DISTANT COUSINS
00:30DISTANT COUSINS
01:00DISTANT COUSINS
01:30DISTANT COUSINS
01:32DISTANT COUSINS
01:34Soda doesn't melt
01:36Do you know how to make punch?
01:38Yes! Let's make punch!
01:42I think maybe I should have gone to college with Valky
01:46I was so nervous
01:48Larry, you can't take his entrance exam for him.
01:51That's something he has to do alone.
01:52Getting into college is so important to Valky
01:56Heavens, Valky going to college
02:00She looks like she just graduated from high school.
02:02She just graduated from high school
02:05Ah, of course.
02:07You know, I don't know much about colleges.
02:12I went to college and I didn't understand.
02:14Because some people were determined to give me an inferiority complex
02:17I didn't get anything out of it.
02:19Valky at the university
02:25I can't believe I've gotten so far so fast
02:28If you had seen him the first time he arrived
02:31You would never have guessed she was college material.
02:34I'm looking for Larry Appleton
02:41I am Larry Appleton
02:42Larry! Larry! Larry!
02:46I've searched everywhere
02:48I've walked the streets
02:50Wanted in alleyways
02:51Asked everyone
02:52Have you seen Larry?
02:54You have no idea how many people haven't heard of you.
02:57But now I find you
03:01I'm safe, safe, safe
03:03Yes, yes, you're safe now
03:06Who are you?
03:09I am Valky Bartókomus
03:10I am your cousin because your mother had a great-aunt.
03:14married to a cousin of a nephew of your great-grandfather
03:16on your mother's side
03:17So we're related because of a rumor
03:20America
03:26The land of my dreams
03:29The home of the hamburger
03:32Is that how you ended up living together?
03:38Valky showed up at your house one day
03:40Yeah
03:40He was a true jungle boy
03:42If I hadn't sheltered him under my wings
03:45I don't want to imagine what could have happened to him.
03:47I had no experience with women
03:50I had to show him everything.
03:53You know, Valky told me about that time.
03:57that you took him to a hookup bar
03:58Did he do it?
04:02As Valky tells it
04:03You were both jungle children
04:05Yes, he took Valky to a hookup bar.
04:08and when they were there
04:17So this is an American mating bar
04:24Matching bar
04:25People meet here
04:28They mate in other places
04:30Take it easy
04:34Calmly
04:35I'm taking it easy.
04:38Hello dolls
04:45Are you alone?
04:45That's bad.
04:47Hey?
04:48Thank you
04:49Okay then
04:54Let's finish so I can go home
04:56The first thing is
04:59what we call eye contact
05:01As in encounters
05:02in the third phase
05:03Okay, I'm leaving.
05:09No no
05:10Cousin, cousin
05:11Okay
05:12Okay
05:13For the good of the company
05:15It's best to make eye contact.
05:17You look
05:18You look
05:19in the eyes of a woman
05:20that he is in the room
05:21If he looks back at you
05:22You have to keep it
05:24That's eye contact.
05:26Like that woman
05:29who is looking at you
05:30The signs
05:38After making contact
05:50You go towards the woman
05:53and you use an opening phrase
05:55Something like
05:57Do you come often?
05:59Would you like something to drink?
06:01Haven't we met?
06:02in the White House?
06:04That's how it is.
06:05I'll try.
06:07Of...
06:08Of...
06:08OK
06:09I have my contact made
06:24Oh
06:27I'll try my opening line
06:29Forward
06:30It's just that
06:31Don't tell him you know me.
06:33Hello
06:40Do you come here often?
06:47Would you like to drown me?
06:48with your gorgeous American body?
06:50I warned you before
07:00that you don't have to throw yourself to the ground
07:02Old customs
07:05Very old
07:06Teach me, Cousin Larry
07:09You are the expert
07:11Hey
07:11Hey
07:12I don't like these places
07:14Besides
07:14I am more of an expert.
07:15in chat
07:16AND...
07:17I don't want to meet anyone
07:21That woman is looking at you.
07:26Yeah?
07:29Yeah
07:29He does it.
07:30My God
07:35It's true
07:36Go ahead with it
07:37Demon of love
07:38OK
07:41This is faster
07:42of what I like
07:44I do this alone
07:45for you
07:46So
08:04She's my girlfriend
08:06Paqui
08:08Paqui
08:10Paqui
08:11Paqui
08:13Excellent!
08:16I wish I had been there
08:18Larry
08:18You're killing me.
08:20I don't want to be
08:24punctilious
08:25But...
08:26That's not the case.
08:28just as
08:29I remember it
08:29But the guy
08:31it shook you
08:31Or not?
08:33Well
08:34Well
08:35Shake
08:37It's something
08:38excessive
08:39Sounds
08:41that they hit you
08:42No!
08:45Hey
08:46Look
08:46There have been
08:47countless times
08:49in what
08:49Valky needed me
08:50and I have been by his side
08:52For example
08:54when he wanted
08:54that her friend Gina
08:55would stay with us
08:56while her husband
08:57I was outside
08:58Gina
08:59Isn't that the one the child had?
09:00while I was with you?
09:02Yeah
09:02In the middle of the night
09:04What if I hadn't been there?
09:06with one of my plans?
09:08I don't even want to think about it.
09:09what would have happened
09:10That's interesting.
09:12Just as they told me
09:14Your plan seems to have failed.
09:16Well
09:16Larry had rehearsed everything
09:19using a stopwatch
09:20So...
09:23Valky is coming
09:24Gina
09:26Is he coming yet?
09:27Yeah
09:28Oh!
09:29Gina
09:29How exciting!
09:31A baby!
09:33That makes sense.
09:34The baby is coming!
09:37Larry
09:37Which baby?
09:39Who are you?
09:41Why do I hug?
09:42a sheep?
09:44He doesn't have a good awakening
09:46Cousin
09:47It's Gina
09:48Do you remember the plan?
09:51The plan?
09:52Of course I remember
09:53the plan
09:54That's my plan
09:54OK
09:55Don't worry
09:56First-time mothers
09:57They take a long time
09:58Okay Larry
09:59I've been in labor for quite a while.
10:01Why haven't you said so?
10:02I didn't want to bother you.
10:03And you went to bed
10:04so late
10:04OK
10:05No need to panic.
10:08Are you OK?
10:16Yes, yes
10:16I'm fine
10:17What are you doing?
10:18Call the hospital
10:19Call the hospital
10:20It's my job
10:21You take the suitcase
10:21But
10:22I
10:23I called the hospital before
10:25Hey
10:25I gave you the chance
10:26to try
10:26How would you do it?
10:27and you just said
10:27The hospital!
10:28The baby is coming.
10:29That's all
10:30what you said
10:30Hurry up
10:32Oh!
10:34The hospital!
10:35The baby is coming.
10:36Bright!
10:40Forget to explain to them
10:41Larry
10:41Larry
10:42There is no time
10:43Andiamo al hospital
10:43They already know
10:44What is it about?
10:45Very heavy
10:45OK
10:46Now
10:46Don't panic.
10:48Everything is under control
10:49Good
10:50I pick up the map
10:52And we're leaving.
10:54Already
10:56My keys
11:01My keys
11:02Yes, my keys
11:03In your pants?
11:04My pants
11:04Yes, my pants
11:05In the closet
11:06The wardrobe
11:06Where is the wardrobe?
11:08Cousin
11:08Hey
11:09Hey
11:10We can't go to the hospital
11:11without my keys
11:12Cousin
11:12Stop calling me cousins
11:13Look
11:14I don't have my keys
11:15I don't have my pants
11:16I don't have anything
11:17He could have had it.
11:19The baby
11:19Another time
11:20Val, please help me!
11:27I know
11:28You're trying to leave me
11:29Looking ridiculous in front of Gina
11:30Where is Gina?
11:32Where is the mother?
11:33We can't do this!
11:34Without the mother!
11:35Cousin
11:36Cousin
11:37You'll have to forgive me
11:39Therefore
11:40Better?
11:49No
11:50Can we have the baby now?
11:55Good
11:55I will follow you
11:57Where are you going?
12:00To the hospital
12:01Oh, yes!
12:03Gina
12:03Are you there
12:04Thank God
12:10I'm a little worried about Valky
12:22Shouldn't he have finished his exam already?
12:25What if
12:26He would have sat down to read the test
12:28And would it have been paralyzed?
12:30What if he had gone blank?
12:33And he won't remember anything?
12:36What if he's dizzy?
12:37And the room
12:38It has started to spin
12:41And he's not breathing.
12:42AND...
12:43That's what's happening to you.
12:45When you write your advice column
12:47Good
12:50Very good
12:52I don't intend to say any more.
12:53That way no one will be able to laugh at me
12:56Girls, girls
13:02We're all a little uneasy.
13:04Because we care about Valky
13:06Maybe I should be there
13:08And with him
13:09He always needs me.
13:11To get out of these situations
13:12If I hadn't been there
13:14What would you have done on your first day of work?
13:16Wait a minute
13:17I was
13:19And I don't buy that you helped.
13:21Girlplay was looking for a reason
13:22To get rid of Valky
13:23Larry was trying to write
13:25His first article for the newspaper
13:26When he appeared...
13:28Are you finished?
13:30Yeah
13:30Yes, yes
13:31I finished
13:32Is everything ready?
13:34Yeah
13:34I'm sorry it took so long
13:35But I wanted to organize them
13:37In alphabetical order
13:38Alright?
13:42You think you're so clever, don't you?
13:43Well, I'm no genius.
13:45But...
13:47Let's see how clever you are
13:49I need one hundred copies of this record
13:51You have ten minutes
13:52Oh, but look
13:54The photocopier is tarot
13:55Hey, calm down.
13:57I've already thought about it
13:58You can use the photocopier
14:01I even have the model
14:03Everything is ready.
14:04Ten minutes, Bartókomus
14:06If you can't do it
14:07I know who can
14:09Valky, do you need help?
14:18Oh, no, no
14:19But okay
14:19Only...
14:21Tell me which one it is
14:22Look, it's here.
14:25Help me bring it closer to your table
14:27And I plug it in
14:29Bring the model
14:41Here it is
14:42OK
14:43Bring paper
14:44Paper
14:45Paper
14:48Good
14:48Model inside
14:49The paper goes here
14:51And you turn this like this
14:53Do you have it?
14:54I have it
14:54Good
14:55How are you, Valky?
15:07Oh, that's good.
15:09Yes, great.
15:10You finish your article
15:11Valky
15:16No, no problem.
15:17No problem, cousin
15:18Applebit
15:21Yes sir
15:22I need the article in five minutes.
15:24Yes, it's Appleton, Mr. Appleton.
15:26OK
15:31Cousin, no
15:31You need to finish your article
15:33No, let's start with this first.
15:35Yes, but you only have five minutes
15:37So sit down and finish up.
15:37Go ahead, get out of the way.
15:38I'm going to take a look
15:40Yes, look
15:41Here's the problem
15:43You have these papers stuck under the drum
15:45That's it
15:46Bring the basket
15:50What is that?
15:50The wastebasket
15:51Wastebasket
15:52I have it
15:54Paki!
15:57Cousin, Cousin
15:58We have to stop it
15:59She is alive
16:00He's hungry
16:01Dad, don't unplug
16:03Unplug
16:04Can't!
16:09Paki!
16:10Paki!
16:11Paki!
16:13Paki!
16:14That?
16:14Paki!
16:14Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
16:16How do I do it?
16:17Paki!
16:18Paki!
16:19Unplug it, plug it in!
16:28I did it!
16:31Applebone!
16:32Where is the article?
16:33Mrs. Appleton came over
16:34And I still haven't been able to finish it.
16:36This is a newspaper
16:38Not a waiting room
16:39I need the article!
16:40Mr. Barnes
16:41It was my fault
16:42I accidentally lost the article
16:44But I found it
16:45Well, in fact
16:46This is not the version
16:47Final version
16:48If you would allow me a little bit
16:49Very good
16:50Mr. Barnes
16:51If I could only
16:51Very good
16:52It's very nice
16:54I'll look at the article.
16:58And maybe I can explain.
17:01Why was I trying?
17:01Make multiple copies of your tie
17:03OK
17:07OK
17:07Okay, on that particular occasion
17:10Valky helped me
17:11Did Valky help me more?
17:12From what I helped him with?
17:14But it's an exception.
17:15Most of the time
17:17He wouldn't have known what to do.
17:18If I had not guided his steps
17:21Don't you know that?
17:24Why do I have to feel this way?
17:25As if I had to defend myself?
17:27Think
17:28Every time
17:28What if I hadn't been there?
17:30He wouldn't have known what to do.
17:34Jennifer, can you think about it if you want?
17:42Oh, of course!
17:43Harry
17:48I don't usually do that, little one.
17:50Lydia
17:51I'm not going to say anything
17:53I will not give anyone cause to insult me
17:55I have something
17:57There it is
17:58Do you see it?
18:00I remember when you taught Valky
18:01Do plumbing
18:02Jennifer and I were out of town
18:04And Larry offered
18:05Let's fix the shower
18:06He and Valky went up
18:08And they put
18:08Jopín
18:10It looks as if the mass
18:12She would have gone crazy
18:13If you want to make an omelet
18:16You have to break some eggs
18:18A little bit of putty
18:22And you won't even notice.
18:23Hey, that putty
18:30It must be very surprising.
18:33Yes it is
18:35How about we finish the job?
18:41Jennifer and Mary Ann return tonight
18:42Pimo
18:50Where is this going?
18:52Strip
19:12I think we're ready to try it now.
19:22Despite the ability
19:25指数
19:25Dff
19:27I'm going to live this.
19:30Daff
19:37Efe
19:39Daff
19:41Daff
19:41Daff
19:42Daff
19:43Daff
19:43Daff
19:46Daff
19:46Daff
19:48Daff
19:49Daff
19:49Have they broken?
19:54No!
19:59My voice is wet!
20:01Turn over the roll!
20:14You'd rather do something!
20:19Don't look at me!
20:37Find the stopcock!
20:39I think it's under the sink!
20:42Close it!
20:44Close it!
20:45Cousin, I can't!
20:46My fingers are stuck!
20:48Go on without me, cousin!
20:50Save yourself!
20:57Cousin, I can't!
21:10Cousin!
21:12Cousin!
21:12Cousin, I can't!
21:14Cousin, I can't!
21:16Cousin, I can't!
21:17Priing!
21:18Ah!
21:48It may not be a good example
21:52I'm wrong.
21:54I haven't been helping Valky
21:58She has put up with me
22:00Oh, mother!
22:05I helped him study for his exam
22:07It probably all failed because of me.
22:12I should get out of his life
22:15Look at me! I'm a university student!
22:18Look at me!
22:20Look at me!
22:23Because he's an excellent young man.
22:26Before he was a singer, he was an excellent young man.
22:29I want to say something
22:31So many things have happened to me
22:32Since I've been in this country
22:34I couldn't have done this without my cousin Larry.
22:37It's true?
22:40Well yes
22:40Did you hear? I wouldn't have made it without me.
22:43What was it? Was it the language lesson I gave you?
22:47Or the math work I did with you.
22:50Well...
22:50Or the history lessons
22:52Do you remember the list of battles?
22:53That was all great.
22:54But I meant the fact that you let me have the pencil
22:57Come on, cousin
23:00I'm... I'm just kidding
23:02It's college humor.
23:04Cousin, what do you think?
23:06Now that we're happy
23:07We danced the dance of joy
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