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Larry convence a Balki de que deben comprar una casa para reformar, hacer ellos mismos algunas pequeñas renovaciones y luego venderla rápidamente para obtener un buen beneficio. Pero, como ocurre con la mayoría de los planes de Larry para ganar dinero, las cosas nunca son tan sencillas como él cree.

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02:28to make more money than we ever dreamed of.
02:32Cousin, I have some notes on the plans
02:33that you have carried out over the years.
02:43Seven of your plans have cost me money.
02:46Thirteen of your plans have cost me pride and dignity.
02:51And after three of them, I needed an ointment.
02:58Okay, fine.
03:03If you don't want to risk making a fortune,
03:06It's your business.
03:07Thank you for letting me off the hook so easily.
03:11If you reject one of the basic principles of the American way of life,
03:15You have the right.
03:18Do you want to skip directly to the part where I give up?
03:21Because this is making me sick.
03:25Okay, mate.
03:26This is my plan.
03:28We bought a house and paid the owner with promissory notes.
03:31We don't need money because the finance company will reimburse the seller.
03:34the stipulated amount.
03:36Do you understand?
03:38Everything except the stop after...
03:40Okay, mate.
03:43Trust me, Marky.
03:44I will be your guide.
03:45Once we buy the house without money,
03:47We fix it up and sell it.
03:48and with the profits we bought another, better house.
03:51And then we'll sell that house, and so on.
03:53What do you say, Marky?
03:54We dare to win a fortune.
03:59Well, why not?
04:02Today I was at the paraquil.
04:04A child challenges me to eat an earthworm.
04:06Did I get over that?
04:23White?
04:25Base?
04:26Cream?
04:27Miriam, look at this floor.
04:29He looks Japanese.
04:32White?
04:33Yeah.
04:34What do you think of the cream?
04:36Oh, the best player in the history of basketball.
04:45No, Karim.
04:46Cream.
04:47Cream.
04:47C-R-M.
04:49Oh, cream.
04:50I feel like an idiot.
04:55I think that...
04:56Krim was one of the best groups in the history of the Arol era.
05:06Girls, what do you think?
05:08I'm impressed.
05:10This house is beautiful.
05:13Yes, huge.
05:15Tell me something I don't know.
05:16This house is as beautiful as the Palace of Heray de Mipos.
05:19Except that, instead of having stairs from the bedrooms, His Serene Highness has a water-filled topocán.
05:26I was thinking that...
05:28Do you think that...
05:29...could we put a topocán?
05:30No.
05:31No major reforms.
05:32Just clean it up a bit, give it a coat of paint, sell it for a quick profit, and move on to the next house.
05:39Great.
05:39And who's going to do the job?
05:41We'll do it.
05:44Girls, I think...
05:50...to perceive a slight doubt.
05:53Valky and I know what we're doing.
05:55We don't need professional help.
05:58You're right.
05:59I'm sure you'll do a great job.
06:01Want to bet?
06:06Miriam, let's go or we'll miss the flight.
06:08Oh, goodbye.
06:09My feet are growing.
06:19Let's see the hair.
06:20Okay, goodbye.
06:23Bye bye.
06:23Okay, let's get to work.
06:30OK.
06:32Cousin, maybe...
06:33...the girls are right.
06:34Perhaps we should hire a professional.
06:36Foolishness!
06:37A professional would cost us money, and we're here to earn it, not spend it.
06:42Well.
06:42Forward.
06:47Valky, take that cloth from the zither.
06:51Wait.
06:52You take the ladder and I'll take the paintbrushes.
06:55Okay.
06:56That is.
06:58Ah, cousin.
06:59Oh!
07:01Watch out, Valky.
07:02A ladder is not a toy.
07:09Cousin, you're absolutely right.
07:12That?
07:12That?
07:12That?
07:21Two weeks later.
07:22Pris, pris, pris.
07:25Rub, rub, rub and a couple of tralalas.
07:28That's how the railing of our cheerful home became shiny.
07:35Valky.
07:36A car has stopped.
07:38We will come home before lunchtime.
07:41We saw the sign.
07:43Ah, yes.
07:43Come in, come in.
07:44Take a look.
07:45I am Edio and this is my wife, Hop.
07:48Hop?
07:49I'm Larry and this is my cousin, Valky.
07:52How much are they asking for the house?
07:54$150,000.
07:55Unless you have participated in the seminar, dare to earn a fortune.
07:58in which case they knew how to get it for free.
08:03Excuse him.
08:04He's from an eastern country.
08:08They're all so confused.
08:10Why don't you take a look?
08:13Thanks love.
08:14What about you?
08:23Do you want to buy the house?
08:24If you keep your mouth shut, we'll start getting disgustingly rich.
08:29This house is exactly the same as the one we saw at the end of the street.
08:33I like the other house better than this one.
08:36Are they referring to the one built on the old cemetery?
08:38Please excuse us for a moment.
08:42Clear.
08:45Honey, the only difference is that the other one has new doors and a very elegant chandelier.
08:50at the entrance.
08:51And they're asking for $20,000 more than what they're asking for this one.
08:54What should we buy before someone else does?
09:05Up to the front.
09:08OK.
09:10We kept the house.
09:12Pimo, we've sold the house!
09:14We are happy for the dance of joy!
09:16Dai, dai, dai, dai!
09:18Pimo?
09:21Mom told me never to dance the dance of joy alone or I would go blind.
09:24Sorry, the house is not for sale.
09:33But she said yes.
09:34Pimo, you're right, I was there too and I heard it!
09:37I know, but I was born in this house.
09:41And my parents.
09:42And my best friends.
09:45So many memories have come flooding back that...
09:47Well, it's not for sale, sorry.
09:50I hope they find another one.
09:51I really liked this house.
09:52Right here, in the neighborhood.
09:53Well, good luck.
09:54And I wanted to buy it, I...
09:55Delighted to have met you.
10:00Cousin, weren't you born in Madison, Wisconsin?
10:03That's how it is.
10:05And they brought this whole house from Wisconsin?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Valky, haven't you heard what those people said?
10:15If we put in new doors and install a lamp, we'll get an extra $20,000 for the house.
10:21Wait a minute.
10:22You weren't born in this house.
10:25Not even half of your friends were born in this house.
10:29You just wanted more money.
10:30If I want to make more money, and with a few minor adjustments, that's what we'll do.
10:35Valky, I have a plan.
10:40Let's dare to win a bigger fortune.
10:44And I didn't have any ointment.
10:45Okay, Valky, the countdown begins.
11:01All we have to do is hang up the lamp, sell this cute thing, and then on to the next house.
11:05Cousin, you're turning me into a believer.
11:08The house is beautiful and you got the lamp cheap.
11:12It's a great lamp.
11:14That's life.
11:15The Triscol hotel is closing.
11:17Hundreds of people unemployed.
11:19Bad for them, good for us.
11:23Come on, let's put this in its place.
11:29Ready?
11:31Yeah.
11:32Yeah.
11:35No, no, no.
11:43No, no, no.
11:47Valky, we're using muscle, not brain.
11:50We must use gravity.
11:52Valky, follow me.
12:05Grab the rope.
12:17Ready?
12:18Yeah.
12:28That is.
12:30Okay.
12:32Another couple of jumps and we'll have it in place.
12:35No no.
12:38Cousin.
12:39Cousin.
12:40Hey, what's that?
12:41That?
12:42The ice cream cart is passing by.
12:44Hey?
12:45Oh, Valky.
12:46Sorry, cousin.
12:59Cousin.
13:04Okay, Valky.
13:05We're on the account.
13:06All we have to do is put in the light bulbs, sell this cute thing, and move on to the next house.
13:13Well, cousin, anyway, I will have to open a new category in your plans.
13:17Yeah.
13:19Plans that work.
13:23Careful, I feel.
13:27We finished putting in the light bulbs.
13:28That is...
13:38Damn, I've already been there!
13:42Well, cousin, we're on the countdown.
14:08We just need to find a way to get down from here.
14:11Sell this cute thing and move on to the next house.
14:15I suppose you wouldn't do the seminar on how to get off an electrical installation.
14:27Come on, Marquis, we'll get through this.
14:30We are not the first to get caught in a wire fence.
14:36Cousin, let's be honest.
14:38Jennifer was right, we should have called a professional, because cleaning and painting was easy.
14:44But that's too high for us.
14:47Well, it's actually very high for anyone.
14:50And who had time to hire a professional?
15:01This is a race against time, we have to sell the house within ten days.
15:05Wait a minute, cousin, why are you in such a hurry?
15:07I was counting on us finishing soon and going off to celebrate somewhere.
15:10Valky, I haven't told you part of the plan.
15:18Nothing good can come of this.
15:22It is true that we buy without paying money.
15:25But in ten days, you'll have the deadline to do it.
15:30Uh-huh.
15:30All out of curiosity.
15:33How much is that payment due?
15:35One hundred and forty thousand dollars.
15:41One hundred and forty thousand dollars?
15:44It's a thirty-day loan.
15:46I thought that would be enough.
15:47What did he know?
15:51Woohoo!
15:52They said they would be there.
15:58Larry, Valky, are you here?
16:02Yeah.
16:03We are here.
16:13Hi guys, the house is beautiful.
16:17You should have it from here.
16:19Is this a bad time?
16:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:26We were finishing up.
16:28Could you bring that ladder over here?
16:36Okay, I owe you twenty dollars.
16:41Ten days later.
16:43If you don't like the color, we'll repaint it.
16:45I wanted to paint it with cream.
16:47I thought it would look nice.
16:48No, well...
16:49Ignorant.
16:56Valky, we haven't received a single offer.
16:58The deadline is today.
17:00If we don't get at least one hundred and forty thousand dollars,
17:03we will be ruined.
17:05Okay, cousin.
17:07We're definitely up to our eyeballs in debt.
17:09but...
17:10I've done the math.
17:12If we sell everything we own,
17:14All that's needed is...
17:16one hundred and thirty-two dollars.
17:24Hey, I see there's no way to cheer you up.
17:27I'm going to draw a map of my house.
17:30It's my little house.
17:32You are the owners.
17:37I know.
17:38The color is not good and the rooms are small.
17:40Thank you for coming.
17:42Yes, but we're still interested in the house.
17:45Oh, really?
17:45Yes, we are the Hendersons.
17:47I'm Skitsy, my wife is Florence.
17:52Hello.
17:54They arrived just in time for me,
17:55if we were just thinking
17:57which offer should we accept?
18:00Really?
18:01Oh, they've had other offers.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah?
18:07Yes, but we are willing to receive one more.
18:10Isn't that right, Valky?
18:11Valky.
18:12Valky.
18:14Yes, yes.
18:15In fact, receiving one more offer
18:17It might help us decide.
18:19which offer to accept.
18:22How much are they asking for the house?
18:24One hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
18:26One hundred and twenty thousand?
18:27One hundred and twenty thousand!
18:30You know, in some parts of the world
18:32such a low offer
18:33It would be considered a complete insult.
18:35and my partner would have to whip himself
18:38with a leather belt.
18:45Know that the lamp alone cost
18:48the amount of ten thousand dollars.
18:53You won't find another like it anywhere.
18:56Unless another hotel collapses.
18:59That's fine, it always counts.
19:02I know, I know, Valky.
19:06I was also surprised by what...
19:08One hundred and forty thousand dollars, Mr. Henderson.
19:12He won't believe I'm going to take myself seriously
19:14an offer as low as that.
19:20Cousin, Cousin.
19:21It keeps going up.
19:24Mr. Henderson,
19:25My price is one hundred and seventy thousand dollars
19:27And the decision is firm.
19:31Cousin, Cousin.
19:33No, Valky.
19:34What worries me is that you're coming down.
19:40Please excuse us.
19:42Cousin, the lamp is falling.
19:44Mother.
19:51We have to close.
19:52No, no, no, no, Cousin.
19:53We can't sell in the with the lamp falling down.
19:55Valky, if we sell the house,
19:57I promise to hire a professional
19:58so that he can fix it.
19:59Do you promise?
20:00I promise.
20:01Okay.
20:02One hundred and forty, the house is yours.
20:04Why don't we go to my car?
20:05And do we sign the papers?
20:07Why don't we run to your car?
20:08Yes, that's better.
20:09Just a moment, just a moment.
20:10I've lost a contact lens.
20:10No, no, no, women, women, women, no.
20:14The house will be handed over to them
20:16with a new set of contact lenses.
20:17But I want the contact lens, please.
20:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:21We'll look for her together.
20:27Ready?
20:40I've got her, I've got her, I've got her still.
20:43Come on.
20:43Let's go, get out of here.
20:47Thanks a lot.
20:48You're welcome, woman.
20:49Is something wrong?
20:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:51Everything's fine.
20:52Congratulations.
20:53You just bought this house
20:55one hundred forty thousand dollars.
20:57Okay, one hundred and thirty-five thousand.
21:15Well, cousin, I've done the math.
21:29Dare to win a fortune.
21:31It only costs us forty-two dollars.
21:36Per month.
21:40For the rest of our lives.
21:42I'm sorry, Marky.
21:47I let my greed run rampant again.
21:53I was able to sell the house for a small profit,
21:56but not...
21:57It wasn't enough for Larry Appleton.
22:02No, it wasn't.
22:05I wanted more.
22:06Yes, exactly.
22:08It was plentiful.
22:09Oh, I highly doubt it.
22:13No, Valky, seriously.
22:15In fact, I'm going to do the seminar next week.
22:17how to benefit from their mistakes.
22:19Well, cousin,
22:21if you manage to learn from your mistakes,
22:24You'll become a rich man.
22:26No, no, no, no, no.
22:27And therefore, yes,
22:29no, no, no.
22:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
22:34Thank you!
23:04Thank you!
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