00:00Thanks for watching!
00:30Thanks for watching!
01:00Thanks for watching!
01:30Thanks for watching!
01:32Thanks for watching!
01:34Thanks for watching!
01:36Thanks for watching!
01:38Thanks for watching!
01:40Thanks for watching!
01:42Thanks for watching!
01:44Thanks for watching!
01:46Thanks for watching!
01:48Thanks for watching!
01:50Thanks for watching!
01:52Thanks for watching!
01:54Thanks for watching!
01:56Thanks for watching!
01:58Thanks for watching!
02:00Thanks for watching!
02:02Thanks for watching!
02:04Thanks for watching!
02:06Thanks for watching!
02:08Thanks for watching!
02:10Thanks for watching!
02:12Thanks for watching!
02:14Thanks for watching!
02:16Thanks for watching!
02:18Thanks for watching!
02:20Thanks for watching!
02:26Thanks for watching!
02:28to make more money than we ever dreamed of.
02:32Cousin, I have some notes on the plans
02:33that you have carried out over the years.
02:43Seven of your plans have cost me money.
02:46Thirteen of your plans have cost me pride and dignity.
02:51And after three of them, I needed an ointment.
02:58Okay, fine.
03:03If you don't want to risk making a fortune,
03:06It's your business.
03:07Thank you for letting me off the hook so easily.
03:11If you reject one of the basic principles of the American way of life,
03:15You have the right.
03:18Do you want to skip directly to the part where I give up?
03:21Because this is making me sick.
03:25Okay, mate.
03:26This is my plan.
03:28We bought a house and paid the owner with promissory notes.
03:31We don't need money because the finance company will reimburse the seller.
03:34the stipulated amount.
03:36Do you understand?
03:38Everything except the stop after...
03:40Okay, mate.
03:43Trust me, Marky.
03:44I will be your guide.
03:45Once we buy the house without money,
03:47We fix it up and sell it.
03:48and with the profits we bought another, better house.
03:51And then we'll sell that house, and so on.
03:53What do you say, Marky?
03:54We dare to win a fortune.
03:59Well, why not?
04:02Today I was at the paraquil.
04:04A child challenges me to eat an earthworm.
04:06Did I get over that?
04:23White?
04:25Base?
04:26Cream?
04:27Miriam, look at this floor.
04:29He looks Japanese.
04:32White?
04:33Yeah.
04:34What do you think of the cream?
04:36Oh, the best player in the history of basketball.
04:45No, Karim.
04:46Cream.
04:47Cream.
04:47C-R-M.
04:49Oh, cream.
04:50I feel like an idiot.
04:55I think that...
04:56Krim was one of the best groups in the history of the Arol era.
05:06Girls, what do you think?
05:08I'm impressed.
05:10This house is beautiful.
05:13Yes, huge.
05:15Tell me something I don't know.
05:16This house is as beautiful as the Palace of Heray de Mipos.
05:19Except that, instead of having stairs from the bedrooms, His Serene Highness has a water-filled topocán.
05:26I was thinking that...
05:28Do you think that...
05:29...could we put a topocán?
05:30No.
05:31No major reforms.
05:32Just clean it up a bit, give it a coat of paint, sell it for a quick profit, and move on to the next house.
05:39Great.
05:39And who's going to do the job?
05:41We'll do it.
05:44Girls, I think...
05:50...to perceive a slight doubt.
05:53Valky and I know what we're doing.
05:55We don't need professional help.
05:58You're right.
05:59I'm sure you'll do a great job.
06:01Want to bet?
06:06Miriam, let's go or we'll miss the flight.
06:08Oh, goodbye.
06:09My feet are growing.
06:19Let's see the hair.
06:20Okay, goodbye.
06:23Bye bye.
06:23Okay, let's get to work.
06:30OK.
06:32Cousin, maybe...
06:33...the girls are right.
06:34Perhaps we should hire a professional.
06:36Foolishness!
06:37A professional would cost us money, and we're here to earn it, not spend it.
06:42Well.
06:42Forward.
06:47Valky, take that cloth from the zither.
06:51Wait.
06:52You take the ladder and I'll take the paintbrushes.
06:55Okay.
06:56That is.
06:58Ah, cousin.
06:59Oh!
07:01Watch out, Valky.
07:02A ladder is not a toy.
07:09Cousin, you're absolutely right.
07:12That?
07:12That?
07:12That?
07:21Two weeks later.
07:22Pris, pris, pris.
07:25Rub, rub, rub and a couple of tralalas.
07:28That's how the railing of our cheerful home became shiny.
07:35Valky.
07:36A car has stopped.
07:38We will come home before lunchtime.
07:41We saw the sign.
07:43Ah, yes.
07:43Come in, come in.
07:44Take a look.
07:45I am Edio and this is my wife, Hop.
07:48Hop?
07:49I'm Larry and this is my cousin, Valky.
07:52How much are they asking for the house?
07:54$150,000.
07:55Unless you have participated in the seminar, dare to earn a fortune.
07:58in which case they knew how to get it for free.
08:03Excuse him.
08:04He's from an eastern country.
08:08They're all so confused.
08:10Why don't you take a look?
08:13Thanks love.
08:14What about you?
08:23Do you want to buy the house?
08:24If you keep your mouth shut, we'll start getting disgustingly rich.
08:29This house is exactly the same as the one we saw at the end of the street.
08:33I like the other house better than this one.
08:36Are they referring to the one built on the old cemetery?
08:38Please excuse us for a moment.
08:42Clear.
08:45Honey, the only difference is that the other one has new doors and a very elegant chandelier.
08:50at the entrance.
08:51And they're asking for $20,000 more than what they're asking for this one.
08:54What should we buy before someone else does?
09:05Up to the front.
09:08OK.
09:10We kept the house.
09:12Pimo, we've sold the house!
09:14We are happy for the dance of joy!
09:16Dai, dai, dai, dai!
09:18Pimo?
09:21Mom told me never to dance the dance of joy alone or I would go blind.
09:24Sorry, the house is not for sale.
09:33But she said yes.
09:34Pimo, you're right, I was there too and I heard it!
09:37I know, but I was born in this house.
09:41And my parents.
09:42And my best friends.
09:45So many memories have come flooding back that...
09:47Well, it's not for sale, sorry.
09:50I hope they find another one.
09:51I really liked this house.
09:52Right here, in the neighborhood.
09:53Well, good luck.
09:54And I wanted to buy it, I...
09:55Delighted to have met you.
10:00Cousin, weren't you born in Madison, Wisconsin?
10:03That's how it is.
10:05And they brought this whole house from Wisconsin?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Valky, haven't you heard what those people said?
10:15If we put in new doors and install a lamp, we'll get an extra $20,000 for the house.
10:21Wait a minute.
10:22You weren't born in this house.
10:25Not even half of your friends were born in this house.
10:29You just wanted more money.
10:30If I want to make more money, and with a few minor adjustments, that's what we'll do.
10:35Valky, I have a plan.
10:40Let's dare to win a bigger fortune.
10:44And I didn't have any ointment.
10:45Okay, Valky, the countdown begins.
11:01All we have to do is hang up the lamp, sell this cute thing, and then on to the next house.
11:05Cousin, you're turning me into a believer.
11:08The house is beautiful and you got the lamp cheap.
11:12It's a great lamp.
11:14That's life.
11:15The Triscol hotel is closing.
11:17Hundreds of people unemployed.
11:19Bad for them, good for us.
11:23Come on, let's put this in its place.
11:29Ready?
11:31Yeah.
11:32Yeah.
11:35No, no, no.
11:43No, no, no.
11:47Valky, we're using muscle, not brain.
11:50We must use gravity.
11:52Valky, follow me.
12:05Grab the rope.
12:17Ready?
12:18Yeah.
12:28That is.
12:30Okay.
12:32Another couple of jumps and we'll have it in place.
12:35No no.
12:38Cousin.
12:39Cousin.
12:40Hey, what's that?
12:41That?
12:42The ice cream cart is passing by.
12:44Hey?
12:45Oh, Valky.
12:46Sorry, cousin.
12:59Cousin.
13:04Okay, Valky.
13:05We're on the account.
13:06All we have to do is put in the light bulbs, sell this cute thing, and move on to the next house.
13:13Well, cousin, anyway, I will have to open a new category in your plans.
13:17Yeah.
13:19Plans that work.
13:23Careful, I feel.
13:27We finished putting in the light bulbs.
13:28That is...
13:38Damn, I've already been there!
13:42Well, cousin, we're on the countdown.
14:08We just need to find a way to get down from here.
14:11Sell this cute thing and move on to the next house.
14:15I suppose you wouldn't do the seminar on how to get off an electrical installation.
14:27Come on, Marquis, we'll get through this.
14:30We are not the first to get caught in a wire fence.
14:36Cousin, let's be honest.
14:38Jennifer was right, we should have called a professional, because cleaning and painting was easy.
14:44But that's too high for us.
14:47Well, it's actually very high for anyone.
14:50And who had time to hire a professional?
15:01This is a race against time, we have to sell the house within ten days.
15:05Wait a minute, cousin, why are you in such a hurry?
15:07I was counting on us finishing soon and going off to celebrate somewhere.
15:10Valky, I haven't told you part of the plan.
15:18Nothing good can come of this.
15:22It is true that we buy without paying money.
15:25But in ten days, you'll have the deadline to do it.
15:30Uh-huh.
15:30All out of curiosity.
15:33How much is that payment due?
15:35One hundred and forty thousand dollars.
15:41One hundred and forty thousand dollars?
15:44It's a thirty-day loan.
15:46I thought that would be enough.
15:47What did he know?
15:51Woohoo!
15:52They said they would be there.
15:58Larry, Valky, are you here?
16:02Yeah.
16:03We are here.
16:13Hi guys, the house is beautiful.
16:17You should have it from here.
16:19Is this a bad time?
16:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:26We were finishing up.
16:28Could you bring that ladder over here?
16:36Okay, I owe you twenty dollars.
16:41Ten days later.
16:43If you don't like the color, we'll repaint it.
16:45I wanted to paint it with cream.
16:47I thought it would look nice.
16:48No, well...
16:49Ignorant.
16:56Valky, we haven't received a single offer.
16:58The deadline is today.
17:00If we don't get at least one hundred and forty thousand dollars,
17:03we will be ruined.
17:05Okay, cousin.
17:07We're definitely up to our eyeballs in debt.
17:09but...
17:10I've done the math.
17:12If we sell everything we own,
17:14All that's needed is...
17:16one hundred and thirty-two dollars.
17:24Hey, I see there's no way to cheer you up.
17:27I'm going to draw a map of my house.
17:30It's my little house.
17:32You are the owners.
17:37I know.
17:38The color is not good and the rooms are small.
17:40Thank you for coming.
17:42Yes, but we're still interested in the house.
17:45Oh, really?
17:45Yes, we are the Hendersons.
17:47I'm Skitsy, my wife is Florence.
17:52Hello.
17:54They arrived just in time for me,
17:55if we were just thinking
17:57which offer should we accept?
18:00Really?
18:01Oh, they've had other offers.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah?
18:07Yes, but we are willing to receive one more.
18:10Isn't that right, Valky?
18:11Valky.
18:12Valky.
18:14Yes, yes.
18:15In fact, receiving one more offer
18:17It might help us decide.
18:19which offer to accept.
18:22How much are they asking for the house?
18:24One hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
18:26One hundred and twenty thousand?
18:27One hundred and twenty thousand!
18:30You know, in some parts of the world
18:32such a low offer
18:33It would be considered a complete insult.
18:35and my partner would have to whip himself
18:38with a leather belt.
18:45Know that the lamp alone cost
18:48the amount of ten thousand dollars.
18:53You won't find another like it anywhere.
18:56Unless another hotel collapses.
18:59That's fine, it always counts.
19:02I know, I know, Valky.
19:06I was also surprised by what...
19:08One hundred and forty thousand dollars, Mr. Henderson.
19:12He won't believe I'm going to take myself seriously
19:14an offer as low as that.
19:20Cousin, Cousin.
19:21It keeps going up.
19:24Mr. Henderson,
19:25My price is one hundred and seventy thousand dollars
19:27And the decision is firm.
19:31Cousin, Cousin.
19:33No, Valky.
19:34What worries me is that you're coming down.
19:40Please excuse us.
19:42Cousin, the lamp is falling.
19:44Mother.
19:51We have to close.
19:52No, no, no, no, Cousin.
19:53We can't sell in the with the lamp falling down.
19:55Valky, if we sell the house,
19:57I promise to hire a professional
19:58so that he can fix it.
19:59Do you promise?
20:00I promise.
20:01Okay.
20:02One hundred and forty, the house is yours.
20:04Why don't we go to my car?
20:05And do we sign the papers?
20:07Why don't we run to your car?
20:08Yes, that's better.
20:09Just a moment, just a moment.
20:10I've lost a contact lens.
20:10No, no, no, women, women, women, no.
20:14The house will be handed over to them
20:16with a new set of contact lenses.
20:17But I want the contact lens, please.
20:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:21We'll look for her together.
20:27Ready?
20:40I've got her, I've got her, I've got her still.
20:43Come on.
20:43Let's go, get out of here.
20:47Thanks a lot.
20:48You're welcome, woman.
20:49Is something wrong?
20:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:51Everything's fine.
20:52Congratulations.
20:53You just bought this house
20:55one hundred forty thousand dollars.
20:57Okay, one hundred and thirty-five thousand.
21:15Well, cousin, I've done the math.
21:29Dare to win a fortune.
21:31It only costs us forty-two dollars.
21:36Per month.
21:40For the rest of our lives.
21:42I'm sorry, Marky.
21:47I let my greed run rampant again.
21:53I was able to sell the house for a small profit,
21:56but not...
21:57It wasn't enough for Larry Appleton.
22:02No, it wasn't.
22:05I wanted more.
22:06Yes, exactly.
22:08It was plentiful.
22:09Oh, I highly doubt it.
22:13No, Valky, seriously.
22:15In fact, I'm going to do the seminar next week.
22:17how to benefit from their mistakes.
22:19Well, cousin,
22:21if you manage to learn from your mistakes,
22:24You'll become a rich man.
22:26No, no, no, no, no.
22:27And therefore, yes,
22:29no, no, no.
22:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
22:34Thank you!
23:04Thank you!
Comentarios