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Cuando los Chicago Bulls están en una racha perdedora, Larry le propone al Sr. Wainwright una campaña en la que alguien se suba al cartel publicitario del periódico y no baje hasta que los Bulls ganen. Wainwright le dice a Larry que busque a alguien y, si no lo encuentra, él mismo tendrá que quedarse en el cartel. A Balki le aterra tener que quedarse en la valla publicitaria, así que le dice a Larry que tiene que tomar una decisión y que, según las costumbres de su país, necesita encontrar un lugar elevado para que la decisión le llegue. Larry le sugiere que se suba a la valla publicitaria. Una vez allí, Larry está a punto de marcharse cuando Balki le dice que ha tomado la decisión y que puede bajar. Pero Larry no quiere que baje, así que derriba la escalera y los dos se quedan en la valla publicitaria.
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02:07Okay!
02:10Valqui,
02:11You won't believe what happened, will you?
02:13I was in the cafeteria...
02:14And he went in!
02:15The mayor!
02:17Don't mess with me!
02:19Did you talk to him?
02:21Yes, I spoke, I approached their table!
02:23And I introduced myself!
02:25He looked me in the eyes and said,
02:26Don't bother me when I'm eating!
02:28I made a good impression
02:30I realized it as they were kicking me out of their table.
02:32And what have you done?
02:35Well, the usual.
02:36I went to the bar and ordered a soda.
02:38I went to the Wilkos building
02:40I was offered a job
02:41And in the park I fed pigeons
02:43And what about this one?
02:44They fed pigeons
02:45And do you remember the one that had a broken one?
02:48Well, it ate out of my hand
02:49Tell me about the job offer
02:51There's not much to say
02:53Mr. Beckman, the building manager
02:56He wants me to take charge of the post office
02:58Balky, that's great!
03:00More money?
03:02Well yes
03:02Yes, almost double what I earn now
03:06And cousin, the little dove
03:08I think she has a lover.
03:10Balky, when do they want you to start your new job?
03:15Uh, no
03:16I'm sure I'll accept the job.
03:18Oh, oh
03:19Do you want another one where they pay you more?
03:21I have taught you well
03:22Money doesn't matter and you haven't taught me anything
03:25I'm not sure I want to change jobs
03:30I would miss all my friends
03:31You'll make new friends in Balkyarás!
03:34With double your salary you can buy new friends
03:36Accept the job
03:38Cousin, don't pressure me
03:41At Mipos, we don't make decisions lightly.
03:47We need to think about it carefully and with plenty of time.
03:50Already
03:51That's reasonable.
03:53In Mipos
03:54When you have to make a decision
03:56You climb to the top of Mount Mipos
03:58And you wait there
04:00Until receiving the Destiniki signal
04:03The god of decisions
04:08He lives in the clouds
04:09Accompanied by his daughter who plays the guitar
04:12Dominiki
04:13Niki
04:16Niki
04:18Okay, so what needs to be done?
04:22Just wait for a telegram to fall from the sky?
04:25Of course not
04:26Don't be ridiculous.
04:27When Destiniki determines that your decision is final
04:31You shouldn't doubt it, man.
04:32You feel a tap on your shoulder right here
04:39And you notice someone is spinning you around three times
04:45Then, a voice whispers in this ear.
04:50And that's the answer
04:52Then, of course, you kneel down and give thanks.
04:56The stupidest thing I've ever heard
05:00Let a spirit called Desonexos decide for you
05:06Destiny
05:08Desonexos cures foot fungus
05:11Okay, I take it back.
05:17Good
05:17But it's stupid.
05:18And even if he weren't stupid, and I'm not saying he isn't,
05:21Living in Chicago
05:23The chances of finding a mountain
05:25They are too small for climbing
05:27Ah!
05:32Man of little faith
05:33I will find my mountain
05:36Now, if you'll excuse me
05:37I have to go home
05:39Getting ready for Destiniki's visit
05:41The first thing I'll do is get into a bathtub with salt.
05:45Any kind of purification ritual?
05:50No, it opens my pores
05:51Appleton
05:57Yes, yes, Mr. Wenry
05:59Incredible as it may seem
06:00I liked one of the notes you slip under my door every day
06:03Thank you, sir.
06:04Which one did you like?
06:06I like the idea of someone from the newspaper living in an advertising billboard.
06:09Until the Bulls' losing streak ends
06:11Carry it out immediately
06:13Who is the volunteer who will do it?
06:15There are no volunteers, it's winter.
06:17Make sure there's an employee up on that sign by the time the game starts tomorrow.
06:21Television stations will produce reports, as previously agreed, on the use of the sign above the McIntosh building.
06:27Who can I count on for a short time?
06:29You are always there
06:30But very busy, sir
06:33I have a slight problem with heights
06:36They frighten me
06:37They hyperventilate me
06:38They make me feel like I'm having a...
06:40It's their problem.
06:41Make sure someone is there tomorrow if you don't want to get fired
06:46Yes, yes, yes, ma'am, one o'clock
06:48I have the perfect man for the job
06:50Valky!
07:02Valky, come here!
07:03I need to talk to you
07:03Valky!
07:18Yeah?
07:19Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh God! Oh!
07:27Valky!
07:29Where are you going?
07:30I have found a mountain
07:32And if I'm lucky
07:33Destiniki will help me
07:34And he will come down and touch me on the shoulder
07:36Here
07:37And then he'll spin me around three times
07:39And then
07:42He will whisper my decision in my ear
07:45So
07:46If you'll excuse me
07:48I have a 12-hour bus journey ahead of me to Mount Bularock.
07:52You can't go to Mount Bularock
08:03Mount Bularock is an Indian name that means the mountain of bad decisions
08:11General Caster sat on Mount Bularock and look what he decided
08:16Someone from Coca-Cola went up there and decided to change the original formula
08:22Selilón goes up there to decide what movies to make!
08:28Wow, cousin
08:29Thank you
08:34Now it's a long journey and a bad decision.
08:38Although
08:39I would have liked to meet Shelly
08:41I'm glad I could help.
08:43You've only helped me halfway now
08:45I don't know where to go
08:47Okay, no need to panic.
08:51Let's think
08:52So, where could you go?
08:55A high place
08:56To wait for a signal
08:59A high place
09:00Sign
09:02High
09:03Sign
09:04A high signal
09:05You need to turn up the signal to a higher level.
09:09I have it!
09:12The sign above the building, McIntosh
09:14It's a high place with a sign and a good view; it's not a good idea.
09:18Pimo, Pimo, do you realize how poetic it is to wait for a sign within a sign?
09:25Pimo, that would be perfect.
09:27Well, if you're convinced it's a good idea, I don't intend to stop you.
09:31You know, now that I think about it, it does make sense.
09:34So go to sleep
09:35And tomorrow you'll be able to get up in time for the game
09:37I said match!
09:38To get the most out of it, you'll have to be on top.
09:40At the latest, around one o'clock
09:42I can't thank you enough!
09:45Friend, that's what I'm here for.
09:47Oh, wow.
09:47Holland deodorant keeps you as fresh as a tulip
10:08I'll help you put your things away
10:11And then look
10:12What a setting!
10:14Don't look down
10:15Don't look down, Valky!
10:18Whatever you do
10:19Don't look down
10:21Okay, that's it.
10:25Valky, if you don't look down, nothing will happen to you.
10:29What a setting!
10:45What a setting!
10:47Oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:49Ah, oh, oh!
10:52Ah, ah, ah, ah!
10:54Ah, ah, ah, ah!
10:56Hey, cousin, you were right.
11:02This site is perfect.
11:04I will make the right decision here.
11:15It reminds me of Mount Mipos.
11:18Except that there are no goats or an eagle's nest here
11:22And there is no threat of a volcanic eruption either.
11:26It doesn't really remind me of Mount Mipos at all, but it's the same.
11:29I love it, I love it, I love it.
11:34Margie! Margie!
11:35Get lost from the edge!
11:46Cousin, I can see the bar from here.
11:51My friends the pigeons, Steve and Eddie, must have come up here.
11:54Do you want to forget Steve and Eddie?
11:57But I would like them to know that it is an ideal place for nesting.
12:05Do you want to stop clowning around?
12:07I'll give you a nudge until next week
12:10And then I'll push you again until the end of the month.
12:17Cousin!
12:19Cousin!
12:33Cousin!
12:35Look down!
12:36There are TV cameras and a lot of people staring at us.
12:46Well, Valky, there will be a lot of people interested in your decision about the new job.
12:51As soon as I know, I'll tell you!
12:54Valky, we can't hear you.
12:57Now I'll leave so you can get settled.
13:00Cousin, what do you want?
13:04Did you hit me on the shoulder?
13:06No.
13:10You need to start working on your decision.
13:12Take all the time you need.
13:14You shouldn't make that decision lightly.
13:16If I were you, I would take two, even three hours.
13:19I see you're busy with some kind of meditation.
13:27So I'm leaving.
13:28No, cousin, it's no longer necessary.
13:29I'm going with you.
13:30No no.
13:30Let me down.
13:31Let me down.
13:33Mount me!
13:33Mount me!
13:34Mount me!
13:34Mount me!
13:34Strap me in now!
13:35Already!
13:35Already!
13:40What's wrong with you?
13:44You have to make a very important decision.
13:46You have to stay here.
13:47Cousin, destiny and wine already.
13:49I know, my decision.
13:51Cousin, can't you see that wisdom illuminates me like a lit light bulb?
14:00Valky, you can't do this.
14:01It's a very important decision.
14:02It's finished.
14:03Valky.
14:04You have to stay here.
14:06No, sir.
14:07Yes sir.
14:08No, sir.
14:09Yes sir.
14:13Yes sir.
14:19My heart wants to believe it was an accident.
14:29However, my eyes saw you throw the ladder away.
14:33I did it for you.
14:35I did it to prevent you from making a hasty decision.
14:39Shouldn't you get a second opinion?
14:41Is there no one else I can call?
14:43Oh, you rascal!
14:48Motorini!
14:49What do I do with Mokiniqui?
14:53Cousin, I want the sidewalk and I want it now.
14:55There's a crazy killer on the loose in the chronic one who wants to kill you.
15:02And only here can you be safe.
15:04Stop drooling, baby.
15:08Okay, the real one.
15:10Yes, the absolute truth.
15:12But I want you to know that I don't like being pressured.
15:17I suggested to Wenray that someone live on this billboard until the Bulls' losing streak ended.
15:22She loved the idea and told me to find someone.
15:25Well, since I have vertigo, I tricked you into coming up here.
15:29Liar! You're a liar!
15:32I want the sidewalk!
15:35Mokiniqui, is that the truth?
15:37Don't you think that's typical of me?
15:39She is selfish, manipulative, and cruel.
15:42Well, it does sound like something you would do, but...
15:46...just threatening to do this damage to get the sidewalk.
15:49No, Mokiniqui, it's the truth.
15:51So...
15:52Did you not care at all about my future?
15:56You only used Mokin!
15:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:01I'm sorry for what you've done.
16:03I promise I won't do it again.
16:10Okay, I'll try not to do it again.
16:13Well, I guess I won't get anything else.
16:27I forgive you.
16:29Thank you.
16:30I'm glad we cleared things up.
16:42But we still have no power in Bajara.
16:43Not necessarily.
16:45If the Bulls win, they'll come up to rescue us and we'll get out of here.
16:49It's a different story now.
16:50Did you bring a radio?
16:52Of course.
16:53I don't know how to make a fool of myself.
16:54The television didn't fit in my backpack.
17:03What a basketball game, gentlemen!
17:05In record time the Bulls have scored 22 points.
17:09The score at halftime of the first half is Bulls 34, Nick 6.
17:13Did you hear that, Mokin?
17:14The Bulls are winning.
17:17In a couple of hours we'll be back in our warm apartment.
17:20Two days later.
17:28I can't believe the Bulls lost when they were winning.
17:35Cousin, you've been doing the same thing for two days.
17:39If you say that again, I'll throw you off this poster.
17:43I'm sorry, I won't be back.
17:46Alright.
18:06As fresh as a tulip?
18:11Pimo.
18:13You haven't touched your breakfast.
18:14The crusts will get cold.
18:16Malkin, enough.
18:18I never want to see a crust again.
18:20I'm fed up with crusts.
18:22Didn't you bring anything else to eat?
18:24Cousin, it's nature's perfect food.
18:28I have to leave here.
18:30Malkin, if we stay, we will die of cold.
18:33Well, look at it this way.
18:37There's another one tonight.
18:38If the Bulls win, we'll be back in time for dinner.
18:41True, true.
18:43It's a possibility.
18:45Any team with Michael Jordan has to win.
18:49Welcome to the Bulls game.
18:51We send a special greeting to the two men who are standing on an advertising billboard waiting for them to win.
18:56It's us!
18:58Have you heard?
18:58We're famous!
19:00And another special greeting to Michael Jordan who is at home in bed with the flu.
19:04That?
19:04Fortunately, the Bulls only have to play one game without Michael Jordan.
19:11Well, the five-day break will give them time to recover.
19:15This is good news for everyone, except for those two idiots up on the billboard.
19:21Cousin, have you mentioned us again?
19:23I can't believe it.
19:24Valky, I can't stay another five days.
19:37I can't stay for even five minutes.
19:39We have to get out of here.
19:41If we stay, we will die of cold.
19:43Or the wind will carry us away.
19:45Park, I have ample space.
19:49Have you seen how close the stars pass over the radio dinner bowl?
19:53Well, if we manage to climb onto one of those blades, we can try to reach the radio antenna and climb down from there.
19:58Cousin, what if we fall?
20:00We'll be nice and warm in a hospital.
20:02Go on.
20:03Ready.
20:04Now, when the blades pass, I'll get on the first one and you on the second.
20:08Hold on tight until you pass close to the antenna and grab onto it.
20:12Understood.
20:19Oh no!
20:23Park, you arrive.
20:29No, no, I'm arriving.
20:31Then you arrive.
20:35You know, cousin?
20:36This reminds me of the Japanese world's fair.
20:39There's always a very crooked woman acting in her role.
20:42The rotating woman.
20:45Relief!
20:46Help!
20:48Help!
20:49Help!
20:50Employees of the chronic Larry Appleton and Valky Bartókomus clinging to the windmill of the advertising sign before being rescued.
21:05I look like a bat.
21:09It's my fault.
21:13If he hadn't smashed the radio to pieces, we would have known that the Bulls won the game without Michael Jordan.
21:21And he wouldn't have wrecked us chronically in that stupid mill.
21:27Think on the bright side.
21:28We used so much deodorant that we'll never sweat again.
21:35Appleton, Bartókomus, have done a top-notch job.
21:38Great idea, Appleton.
21:39We got advertising for the newspaper and for the Bulls.
21:43Thank you, sir, but...
21:44Valky deserves all the credit.
21:46In that case, this is for you, Bartókomus.
21:49Thank you, Mr. Wenderight.
21:51What is it?
21:52The Bulls liked the publicity so much that they gave him two tickets to all the remaining games.
21:58Oh, Mr. Wenderight!
22:00Thanks for everything.
22:03Enjoy them.
22:06Oops!
22:09I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you these past few days.
22:15Okay, cousin, but I have to solve a problem now.
22:19Cuckoo? Which one?
22:20Well, I need to think about who I'm going to give the other ticket to.
22:23It's a great decision.
22:25I guess I'll have to climb that billboard again.
22:28No, come on, cousin, sound.
22:41Of course the other entrance is for you.
22:42Applause!
22:43Applause!
22:46Thank you!
23:16Thank you!
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