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Un hombre cuya familia lleva mucho tiempo enemistada con la de Balki aparece para continuar con la disputa. Cuando intercambian pullas, Larry dice algo que le ofende. Así que le reta a Larry a un duelo con espadas.

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00:00Thank you!
00:30Thank you!
01:00Thank you!
01:30Thank you!
01:40Valky!
01:45Hey, you've been in despair for two days now.
01:50That secret has lasted too long.
01:52Cousin, I have nothing to say.
01:54Valky, it's clear something's bothering you, and we're going to talk about it...
01:58...we will do it here and now.
02:01Cousin, forget it. You won't get it out even with a tooth puller.
02:05I'm serious.
02:11Well, actually, even if you don't tell me, I know everything.
02:16How did you find out?
02:18Well, you didn't think you could keep a secret from me.
02:22Oh, cousin, that's right. I thought I could keep that feud a secret.
02:27Enmity?
02:28And less than 500 years old.
02:30500 years old?
02:32To articulate a feud like the one that exists between the Bartókomus and the Botulaitis of Esqueptos.
02:41500-year-old feud with the Botulaitis of Esqueptos?
02:45Well, who else would I go with?
02:46Well, who else would I go with?
02:49So Soltan Botulaitis will arrive on Friday to battle it out.
02:53Duel? Are you going to duel?
02:55Cousin, to someone who doesn't know everything, you seem surprised, you seem scared, you seem like a person who had deceived Valky.
03:07Yes, I tricked Valky and I'm glad because Valky wasn't planning on telling me about that duel.
03:12But cousin, Valky didn't want to involve you in Valky's feud. Valky's blood spurted like a bat into your body, beating in your heart.
03:23Running in your veins.
03:30Valky, you can't duel. A duel is something savage, cruel, primitive.
03:35Oh, not this one, cousin. He's strict in his rules, which gives him a certain elegance.
03:42First we do the basics, the clucking rituals.
03:46Then we do our typical and ritual dance of danger.
03:49And then comes the puppet show.
03:54And we do Kazovsky until one of us fits his ears into the other's.
03:59Is it strange?
04:01Don't you have to try to kill?
04:02Of course not, don't be ridiculous.
04:06It would take away the charm of the puppet show.
04:21Already.
04:23Let me see if I can figure this out.
04:25A man is going to come to see you to duel with you and hurt you badly.
04:32And do you cook for him?
04:34What do you do when you go to war? Have a cocktail?
04:37No, cousin.
04:38Soltán is a guest.
04:40We must treat him with respect and courtesy.
04:43And cousin, this is very important.
04:45People with botulism are very sensitive to comments about their appearance.
04:50So whatever you do, don't mention his big nose.
04:54Don't talk to him about his crow's feet or the wrinkles around his eyes.
04:58And most importantly.
05:00Never...
05:01Listen, listen, never again...
05:02Cousin, listen, listen...
05:03I just want...
05:04Let me tell you.
05:05Let me tell you.
05:06Let me tell you.
05:07The Appletons haven't dueled for 500 or 600 years.
05:10Which seems to indicate that we're pretty good at not offending people.
05:17Cousin, for your own safety, don't tell him you're my cousin.
05:22Greetings, Bartókomus Esmirriau.
05:32Welcome, botulaitis babastic.
05:42Get comfortable.
05:44My home is infested with your presence.
05:46Do you want poras?
05:52What do you mean by "poras"?
05:55I made them myself.
05:59Your cream pores are sniffing a little.
06:03You were always a foodie.
06:06Wait a minute, you, Lordor, did you know?
06:10We were lifeguards in the last duel, Bartókomus Botulaitis.
06:14That's great, Bartókomus!
06:16That's great, Bartókomus!
06:22Please, my sofa will be ruined if you sit on it.
06:30Very well, Sultan. When do you want to duel?
06:33Tomorrow, at dawn.
06:41OK.
06:44It will be a great duel.
06:45Wait a minute.
06:46Wait a minute.
06:47Wait a minute.
06:48Wait a minute.
06:49Wait a minute.
06:50Wait a minute.
06:51Wait a minute.
06:53Wait a minute.
06:55You don't really think about dueling.
06:58Two grown men fighting like children.
06:59What is this person doing here?
07:01She's not related to you, is she?
07:02Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:03Oh, oh!
07:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:06It will be a great duel.
07:09Wait a minute, wait a minute.
07:14You don't really think about dueling.
07:16Two grown men fighting like children.
07:19What is this person doing here?
07:22She's not related to you, is she?
07:24Oh, oh, oh! I'll take care of it! I'll take care of this!
07:29Cousin Larry is a friend.
07:32What? Your cousin?
07:34It's a Bartókobus!
07:36Well, miraculously.
07:38Like you, everything happens to you with Jackson Tide.
07:41Well, I don't know, I don't know what this is all about.
07:44But I'm sure if you talk about it you'll realize there's no reason to duel.
07:48Is there no reason?
07:49The thief of your ancestor, Bartókobus,
07:52He sold my unsuspecting ancestor a goat that was antisocial and nearsighted.
07:57and that led the flock to a precipice where they appeared.
08:01I don't mean to be picky.
08:04But that goat wasn't nearsighted.
08:09I was depressed.
08:12And he committed suicide.
08:14Therefore, your callous ancestors, Bodulaitis,
08:17They turned a deaf ear to his cries for help.
08:20Help yourself!
08:23Okay, okay, okay.
08:25So...
08:27500 years ago a horrible goat tragedy occurred.
08:31It's time to forget about it.
08:39We will never reconcile with a family
08:41whose dishonesty is as big as their noses!
08:45We will not allow a family to insult us.
08:51whose honor is as small as their loincloths.
08:54Fear!
08:55Do you both want to listen to me?
09:02Well, that extra animosity is now nothing more than a bunch of silly insults.
09:07I argued about your appearance.
09:09I would never fight a duel
09:12If someone told me I was short.
09:16Of course you wouldn't have to fight every week.
09:21And so on and so forth...
09:22Val that...
09:23You...
09:24You wouldn't duel with me
09:25Yeah...
09:26If I told you that you have some...
09:28Us...
09:28Us...
09:29Feet so big they get home five minutes before you do.
09:34Do I have big feet?
09:36No no!
09:37Well...
09:37No no!
09:38But what if I told you that you have big feet?
09:41You wouldn't duel with me over that, would you?
09:44Well...
09:45No...
09:46No...
09:46That's it.
09:47Well...
09:47That's it.
09:48Well...
09:50And Zoltan, you don't...
09:52Would you duel with me?
09:53If I told you that...
09:54that your...
09:55Your eyebrows look like a visor made of natural skin.
09:58That?
09:59No, Pivo!
10:00No, no, no!
10:01He didn't say that.
10:02He didn't say your eyebrows should look like a natural skin visor.
10:05He said I thought I saw you
10:08previously in the wild.
10:10Yes, that's it!
10:12Cousin!
10:13Okay, here!
10:14I'm just trying to make him see reason...
10:16I'm just trying to make him see reason...
10:18It was a joke!
10:19You'll kill yourself!
10:19It was a joke!
10:20You'll kill yourself!
10:21I said your eyebrows look like a natural skin visor.
10:27Oh, God!
10:28And it didn't bother you, did it?
10:31Bye bye!
10:32Already!
10:36It seems that it has caused offense.
10:40They're taking But out!
10:42Rajmo jinta te!
10:43No!
10:44And what does that mean?
10:51Cousin...
10:52...you insulted her eyebrows.
10:54And?
10:55Did you insult his loincloth?
10:57But, cousin, I already told you that Botulitis patients are very sensitive to comments about their appearance...
11:02...and especially when it comes to her eyebrows.
11:05Why didn't you tell me?
11:07Well, that's why you wouldn't let me get into the base...
11:09...sir, my family hasn't fought a duel in 500 years.
11:13Well, that's God's favor to Camus!
11:18What are you talking about?
11:20Cousin, the sultan said...
11:21They're taking But out!
11:22Rajmo jinta te!
11:24Means...
11:25How do you conjugate "sácan a"?
11:26Do they take them out and take them out, or do they take someone out?
11:29The duel will take place.
11:30And I want to beat and me with you, dwarf without an upper lip.
11:44And do I have to duel with the sultan?
11:47Cousin, he twisted your nose.
11:49So what?
11:50I don't intend to have a stupid duel with anyone.
11:54Cousin, you must do...
11:54No, absolutely not.
11:56I, I will refuse to fight him.
11:58What will he do, then?
12:00Cousin, if you refuse to fight and duel at the agreed time, then the sultan can attack you whenever and wherever he wants, without warning.
12:16I will fight him.
12:17Good.
12:19Sultan didn't seem very harsh to me.
12:21You may find that I'm a tough nut to crack.
12:23Biting is prohibited.
12:25No, I mean that I know how to take care of myself.
12:31I might enjoy fighting him.
12:35Uh, I'd like Sol to pay for twisting my nose.
12:40It hurt me.
12:40But, cousin, I know it's your first Mipocian duel.
12:45Uh, I need to explain to you what they're like.
12:48Leave it.
12:49I know what to do.
12:50To crow like a rooster.
12:51Dancing I don't know what.
12:53The puppets.
12:56And we make cases until one fits the other's ears together.
12:59That's correct.
13:01Have the box to store Sultan's ears.
13:03What are you talking about?
13:09What does "fitting the ears" mean to you?
13:11It's an expression, to hit someone in the ears.
13:17Is that right?
13:20In my voice it means to cut off someone's ears and put them in a box.
13:24Pimo, your problems are over.
13:39Mom approached the postman's office and sent me the arrangements for rover duels.
13:44We'll surely find something to disqualify you with.
13:50It's not necessary, Valky.
13:51I don't plan to kill myself.
13:52This is not my voice.
13:54It is a civilized country.
13:56If they threaten to rip off your ears, you act in a civilized manner.
14:00You call the police and they deport him.
14:03So goodbye, Sultan.
14:06Let's have dinner.
14:07Pimo, Pimo.
14:08I hope you know what you're doing.
14:10Just what I was afraid of.
14:22The cowardly Bartókomus always try to get out of duels.
14:26Oh, really?
14:27If Cousin Larry were a coward, he'd call the police now.
14:30Prepare to defend yourself, Bartókomus, Zucaliquí.
14:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, one minute, one minute.
14:42No, I have to crow like a rooster first.
14:45Sultan, you're going to love it.
14:46Cousin Larry imitates roosters very well.
14:48Cluck, cousin.
14:49My sword is eager for your ears.
14:59As for the preliminary prayers, I suspend them.
15:03Valky, can you do that?
15:05I'm afraid so, cousin.
15:07You really know the rules.
15:09What? What's wrong with the puppets?
15:12Oh, what lovely holes they leave in your mask.
15:15Thank you.
15:15I'll give you a minute to recover your meager Bartókomus strength.
15:21Cousin, cousin, stay away from him until he finds a way out.
15:26I don't know if I can.
15:28Of course you can.
15:29Zoltán may not be very good with Kazovsky.
15:31You think?
15:32No, the Botulaitis family invented Kazovsky, but sometimes their genes skip a generation.
15:37The Kazovsky.
15:45Great, great job, Soltán.
15:57Valky, am I looking for a way out?
15:58Eternal botulaitis, Nicky!
16:00Cousin, cousin, I've found a rule that might work for us.
16:25If he has spilled your blood, it's a penalty and you have the right to give him a good thrashing.
16:33Balque, that's not fair!
16:35Find an escape route that doesn't require bloodshed.
16:38What do you have?
16:44Time!
16:45Thank God.
16:47Well, Zoltán, it was a clean fight with no hard feelings.
16:52Cousin.
16:54It's only the end of the first round.
17:00Round one?
17:01Yes, but don't worry.
17:03After 750 it is considered a knot combat.
17:07Second round.
17:08Now!
17:09Can you do that?
17:11We can appeal to Primo.
17:13Come on!
17:14In Gasos que!
17:17No!
17:22Now!
17:23Now!
17:24Now!
17:25Now!
17:30Now!
17:33Now!
17:40Now!
17:41Oh, wow, you've put me on the spot.
17:47Okay?
17:48Yes, she's trying to walk the runway.
17:50Stop
17:50And if you die before I tie your ears, you lose the duel.
17:54Rule 27, for, by three
17:57Say goodbye!
18:11From your ears
18:12Valky!
18:16Back, Botulitum
18:18You can't interfere, it goes against the rules.
18:24The arrangements don't matter, it's my grief.
18:27My name is Valky Baratogomus
18:33You scared my cousin
18:35Prepare to lose your earlobes
18:41color scheme
18:46Come on!
18:48Come on!
18:48Come on!
18:54Come on!
18:55Watch your left side, it always jams up there.
19:14Thanks, cousin.
19:15So it doesn't do badly on the right either?
19:27Yes, yes, yes.
19:28When you're ready, let go.
19:52Something you should know.
19:54Okay, what is it?
19:55I can fight with both hands.
19:58I am an amphibian.
19:59Can!
20:01Can!
20:03Can!
20:05Can!
20:07Can!
20:09Bye bye!
20:26Bye bye!
20:39Viva!
20:55Your ears are mine, Bartókobos!
21:01Go on, Sultan!
21:03Cheer up, Mel, Díaz!
21:09Bartókobos! You've defeated me!
21:19I'll give you my ears!
21:26I'll give them back to you!
21:29This feud has lasted far too long!
21:31It's over!
21:39Oh, the pain!
21:54Mom says the parties lasted several days
21:57and that they were going to kill the calf herder they were hunting
22:01But everyone was so happy
22:03Instead, they decided to put him on a diet.
22:05Well, when a 500-year-old feud ends
22:10It's something to celebrate!
22:11Yeah
22:12Oh, cousin!
22:14Mom says there might be a wedding
22:16between Botulitis and Bartókobos
22:18And everyone expects the babies
22:20come out with the Bartókobos eyebrows
22:22And the nose of Botulitis
22:27Well, I'm very glad
22:32that everything went well
22:34Cousin, thanks for showing
22:36how childish that enmity was
22:38Well, thanks for saving my ears
22:41Oh!
22:42Guess what Mom sent us
22:44to celebrate the end of the enmity
22:46One of our boxes!
22:48Oh!
22:51Are vegetables friends?
22:52Oh!
22:53Guess what they're telling me
22:55A box of birds!
22:55A box!
22:56genommen!
22:56H 그러to it!
23:00Thank you all!
23:10A rare box!
23:14¡ל atabrigo!
23:19Out with her!
23:20Thanks for watching the video.
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