00:19A bit of bubbly, my sweet.
00:23Let it flow.
00:26Harriet.
00:27Huh?
00:27How long has it been since we've had Casa de Winslow to ourselves?
00:32Well, let's just put it this way.
00:34A Democrat was president.
00:39Howdy doody, Winslows.
00:46Steve.
00:47How you doing, big guy?
00:49Go home.
00:51Go home now.
00:54I can't.
00:55I've got big news.
00:57I just completed a 100-hour trumpet course.
01:00And boy, are my lips tired.
01:04Steve, can we talk man to pest?
01:10Talk away, big guy.
01:12Well, you see, the wife and I, we...
01:14We're lonely for each other.
01:20Oh.
01:22Oh.
01:27Oh.
01:28Oh!
01:32You doggy, you dog.
01:42Well, say no more, Officer Don Juan.
01:45Let me serenade you two lovebirds with my special rendition of The Lonely Bull.
01:52I don't know.
01:56PayPal?
01:58Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, did I do that?
02:57It's a rare condition, this day and age
03:01To read any good news on the newspaper page
03:04And love and tradition of the grand design
03:07Some people say it's even harder to find
03:12Well, then there must be some magic clue
03:15Inside these gentle walls
03:19Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
03:23Real love bursting out of every scene
03:26As days go by
03:30It's the bigger love of the family
03:45Go home, Steve.
03:47Wine.
03:49You just shattered an expensive bottle of wine.
03:52Expensive?
03:53Oh, no offense, Carl, but I saw the label
03:55The Chateau Stopping Chapel come on
03:59Go home, go home, go home
04:01I don't have to take this
04:02I'm going home
04:12Harriet, look at this mess
04:15I have had it
04:16Carl, calm down
04:18I won't calm down
04:19Harriet, that kid is the bane of my existence
04:22He waltzes in here like he owns the place
04:24And always with some ridiculous greeting
04:27Hidey-ho, neighbors
04:30Happy duty, Winslows
04:32Rise and shine, big guy
04:34Carl, take it easy
04:37I can't
04:38Harriet, that kid
04:39That...
04:40Whoa
04:41Carl, what's wrong?
04:43Carl...
04:44I don't know, I'm dizzy
04:44Sit down, Carl
04:45Whoa
04:46Sit down
04:47Now breathe deep
04:49Oh, this doesn't make sense
04:53I always feel great after I kick Steve out
04:57Carl, I'm calling the doctor
04:58No, no, no, no, no, no
05:00No, I, uh
05:02I'm feeling better already
05:04Promise me you're going to go see Dr. Van Lowe tomorrow
05:07I will, sweetheart
05:08First thing tomorrow
05:10Now come to Papa, Mama
05:21Laura, my pet
05:24I'm too sexy for my shirt
05:26Too sexy for my pants
05:28Too sexy for my shoes
05:29Steve
05:30I'm too sexy for my cat
05:33Too sexy for my bugs
05:35Steve
05:36On the catwalk
05:37On the catwalk
05:39I shake my little tush
05:41On the catwalk
05:42On the catwalk
05:43On the catwalk
05:45Steve
05:46Oh, yes, my succulent sweetie
05:47You're not too sexy for anything
05:49Bye
05:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
05:52Now where are your pretty little toes taking you?
05:54To the mall
05:55And the answer is no
05:57Oh, well, what was the question?
05:58Can I go to the mall with you?
05:59Sure, baby, let's go
06:05I'm too sexy for my shirts
06:07Too sexy for my clothes
06:09Too sexy for my friends
06:11And, uh...
06:15Not bad for an amateur
06:18Eddie, your favourite sister
06:20Needs a ride in her big brother's car
06:22Um, well, why didn't Judy
06:24Just ask me herself?
06:28Very funny, I meant me
06:31Boy, not having a car is whack
06:32I'm telling you
06:33The next guy with wheels
06:34Who asks me out
06:35Is gonna be mine instead
06:45hi everybody hey Carl Carl I've been thinking about you all day did you go see the doctor
06:52yep I'm fine you are mm-hmm what would he say well he said that my blood pressure is a
06:59scotch
07:01too high how high is a scotch 160 over 98 is that not if you're a flying with Linda I'm
07:13fine really
07:13you see whenever I lose my cool my blood pressure goes sky-high so all I have to do is
07:19simply control
07:20my temper yeah that's gonna be tough what are you saying I can't do it oh popped off there a
07:32little can't do that anymore you know Carl you need to learn stress management nope I'm way ahead of you
07:44see this little booklet I picked it up at the doctor's office it's called stress busters does
07:50it have any good tips oh yeah and here's the best one you see whenever I get angry I just
07:56recite this
07:56little poem calms me down three two one one two three what the heck is bothering me see cool as
08:12a
08:20cucumber Steve has a surprise for you oh no did he sculpt my likeness out of compost again no but
08:30this will give you just as many nightmares
08:43hey baby going my way
08:59Steve how much did you pay for this thing nothing my uncle Cecil gave me 50 bucks to take it
09:04away
09:07he was using it as a laundry hamper wait a minute I've seen this thing before you have yeah this
09:18is
09:18the car the clowns get out of at the circuit hey there's a cloud in it now oh that was
09:26so funny I
09:27forgot to laugh but seriously Steve who makes this car Tonka it's a BMW a beamer babe a 1960 I
09:41said
09:42I said and that's what I said bye not so fast missy now you said the next guy with wheels
09:54who asked you
09:55out would be your boy toy well this is the toy and I'm your boy
10:02Steve you don't even know how to drive so I learned give it up Steve you had 20 accidents last
10:08year just
10:09walking she's right she's right but in my defense four of those walkers have been drinking
10:18Steve Steve some of the kids at school think you're a nerd
10:23well actually all of the kids and this car is only gonna reinforce that rep
10:29oh I don't care at all this car is one of a kind and so am I and you've got
10:36to teach me how to drive
10:37huh I'd rather slow dance with a pit bull why well you're the clumsiest person I know
10:46an accident waiting to happen and god knows I don't want to die in something that looks like that
10:57you know there big guy go home Steve hi Estelle my bodacious bell hello Steve I heard you got yourself
11:06a car oh yes indeedy it's a real beauty too in fact that's why I'm here to ask Carl a
11:12big favor
11:13will you teach me how to drive big guy Steve why don't you ask your parents to teach you how
11:20to drive
11:20I can't they have a car phobia why I was born in one
11:28Steve can't you take driver's ed nope it's the middle of the semester please Carl teach me big
11:35guy mold me into a motor man do it honey look at that face look at it
11:49mother you know how I get when I'm around Steve I just want to throw things it'll be a good
11:55test to
11:56see if you can teach him without losing your temper honey
12:08Steve you have to promise that you'll try very hard not to irritate me oh I promise let's go big
12:14guy
12:25shabby workmanship next time look for that union label
12:30Oh
12:32how
12:32how
12:32what
12:34how
12:34how
12:35Steve!
13:02What are we laughing at, big guy?
13:06Your car.
13:15Sorry.
13:16Now, could we concentrate on teaching, if you don't mind?
13:25Well, do you get in this thing or put it on?
13:31I break me up!
13:35I'm sorry, but, well, how do you get in this thing?
13:39There's no door.
13:42Uh-huh.
13:55Okay, get it out.
13:56Get it all out.
14:05Hey, hey, hey, watch out. Watch out now.
14:08Okay, just wait a minute.
14:09Hey, hey, hey, watch where you're sticking that thing.
14:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
14:17Okay.
14:18Ow, ow, ow!
14:20Are you okay?
14:21Fine, fine.
14:24Okay.
14:25Now, let's go over some basics here.
14:27You got your, your ignition, you got your turn signal, you got your gear shift, you got...
14:33Wait a minute. Where's your speedometer?
14:35There isn't one.
14:37That's why my uncle put in this little chalkboard.
14:40So you can write down how fast you think you're going.
14:44All right, just, just put the key in and start the engine.
14:48Okay.
14:54Listen to that tiger growl.
14:58Sounds more like a gerbil.
15:01All right, the next step is...
15:02I can't believe it.
15:03I'm behind the wheel of my very own car.
15:07Steve, calm down.
15:09Oh, I can't, Kyle.
15:11I'm too excited.
15:12I'm in Urgo overdrive.
15:14Steve, yesterday I was a nerd.
15:16Today I'm a nerd.
15:17They can't catch on foot.
15:19Hey, aren't you, boxers, Kyle?
15:21We're off.
15:21Steve, wait a minute.
15:22Don't do any...
15:23Oh, Steve, wait!
15:24Steve!
15:25Steve!
15:29Steve!
15:39Did I do that?
15:44It wasn't termites.
15:48Well, don't worry, big guy.
15:50I'll get us out of here.
15:51Steve.
15:52Steve, wait!
15:53No, Steve, wait!
15:53Oh, sorry!
15:55Oh, sorry!
15:56Oh, sorry!
15:57Oh!
15:57Steve, wait!
15:58Oh!
15:59Oh!
16:01Oh!
16:02Oh!
16:02Open this door!
16:03Open this door!
16:05Open this door!
16:06Open this door!
16:08Open this door!
16:09Oh, no.
16:12Steve!
16:13Look!
16:14Look!
16:20Steve!
16:23Look what you've done.
16:25You have creamed my garage door.
16:28Easy, big guy.
16:29Timper, timper!
16:35Three, two, one!
16:38One, two, three!
16:40What the heck is bothering me?
16:47Three, two, one!
16:49One, two, three!
16:51What the heck is bothering me?
16:58Three, two, one!
17:00One, two, three.
17:02What the heck is bothering me?
17:11Finally.
17:13Almost lost it there.
17:16Complete control now.
17:47I think that's enough for today.
17:55Three, two, one.
17:58One, two, three.
18:00What the heck is bothering me?
18:06You!
18:08You're bothering me!
18:10Every time I get out of here, you just do this!
18:13If I just get my hands on you, open this door!
18:16If I just get home, I just...
18:17Let me just get my hand out!
18:20If you little...
18:21Let me get my hand in there!
18:23Let me just get my hand in there!
18:25Let me just get my hand in there!
18:26Help!
18:27Help!
18:28Help!
18:29Help!
18:29Help!
18:32Help!
18:35Help!
18:35Help!
18:35You want something in the airbag!
18:37Still, I have my hands on you!
18:39I've got...
18:41Whoa.
18:42Whoa.
18:43Oh, Steve.
18:46Oh.
18:46Help?
18:47Oh.
18:47Help?
18:49What's the matter, big guy?
18:50Oh, man, I'm dizzy.
18:52Well, take it easy.
18:53I'll go get help.
18:55Get...
18:55Get...
18:56Get help.
18:57Get help.
18:59Get help.
18:59Oh.
19:06I'm sorry, Carl.
19:08I'm so sorry.
19:10Steve.
19:12Could you excuse us for a moment?
19:15I'd like to speak to my husband-in-law.
19:17Sure.
19:17I have to go find your daughter anyway.
19:20I can't wait to tell her that I'm just a few driving lessons away from driving Miss Laura.
19:25He-he-he.
19:34Carl, I just got off the phone with Dr. Van Lowe.
19:38Oh?
19:40And he told me a few things I found very interesting.
19:45Like what?
19:49He told me he gave you a list of things to do to lower your blood pressure.
19:53Is that right?
19:57Well, there could have been a list.
20:00Reduce your salt intake.
20:02Start a low-fat, low-cholesterol diet.
20:05Exercise every day.
20:07And that stupid one, two, three boy wasn't even on the list.
20:13I found the booklet in the waiting room.
20:15It was keeping the coffee table level.
20:19Carl, why did you ignore the doctor's advice?
20:22Oh, come on, Harriet.
20:24No salt, no donuts, lots of exercise.
20:28My life will be a living hell.
20:32At least you'd be living.
20:35I know.
20:37Listen, Carl.
20:38Carl, you may not worry about your health, but I sure do.
20:42And so does the rest of your family.
20:44But, Harriet, the stuff that Doc wants me to do is a real pain.
20:50I'll tell you what gives me a pain, Carl.
20:53The thought of living without you.
20:57Oh, Harriet.
20:59Carl, we have a lot to look forward to.
21:02I want both of us to be here to watch our children grow up and get married and have children
21:07of their own.
21:10It would be nice to have some grandkids.
21:13Yeah.
21:15We're a team, Carl.
21:18Let's do everything we can to keep this team together.
21:23You're right, sweetheart.
21:25You know, Robert Browning said it best.
21:29Grow old along with me.
21:32The best is yet to be.
21:36I love you, Carl.
21:38I love you, too, Harriet.
22:12I love you, Carl.
22:13I love you, Carl.
22:15I love you, Carl.
22:17I love you, Carl.
22:19I love you, Carl.
22:20I love you, Carl.
22:21I love you, Carl.
22:22I love you, Carl.
22:23I love you, Carl.
22:23I love you, Carl.
22:24I love you, Carl.
22:25I love you, Carl.
22:25I love you, Carl.
22:25I love you, Carl.
22:25I love you, Carl.
22:26I love you, Carl.
22:27I love you, Carl.
22:30I love you, Carl.
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