00:04Hello, little dove!
00:14Steve, you're late again!
00:16I know, sweetheart, but I had to put the finishing touches on my latest invention.
00:21What have you invented this time?
00:22You see, I wanted to improve my efficiency as a waiter, so I grabbed my skateboard and...
00:28Wait, actions speak louder than words...
00:38Listen up, everyone!
00:42Listen up, everyone!
00:58It wasn't on purpose!
01:06Household items
01:22It wasn't on purpose!
01:37x2
01:38x2
01:38x2
01:40x7
01:44x3
01:45x2
01:49x5
01:50x2
01:56x2
01:57x2
02:04x2
02:07Tell me the pliers.
02:09Why the rush?
02:11I want to install this antenna in time to watch the World Bikini Contest.
02:19What a bird!
02:28Did he catch you, you little firecracker?
02:36What do you want, Steve?
02:38Where is everyone?
02:40Out.
02:41Uh-huh.
02:43You, to me, lips, a little kiss?
02:49I, to you, fist, pain.
02:54Don't overdo it.
02:56What were you doing up there, shaving your legs?
03:02I wasn't shaving my legs.
03:06I think it's great, it's more comfortable for riding a bike.
03:18What have I done?
03:20Women?
03:22Be careful with those cables, Dad.
03:23Let's see if you get a cramp.
03:27Son, relax.
03:29I am not a novice in electrical matters.
03:32Look, this terminal will connect to this cable.
03:36But this cable is not plugged in.
03:42Botched job, botched job, botched job, botched job.
03:45I can't support myself.
03:52There must be a bad connection.
03:54It looks like there was an electrical discharge.
04:13Steve.
04:22Mom, I'm too young to do laundry.
04:27Raquel, where did you get that from?
04:29It's not mine.
04:31So, whose is it?
04:38Grandma, did you buy this?
04:42Of course not.
04:43It was a gift.
04:50Hello, Waldo.
04:52How is Cal doing with the antenna installation?
04:55It's almost over.
04:56He wants me to tell him what the TV picture looks like.
04:59Mr. Willow.
05:01That?
05:02What's happening?
05:05The image looks very bold.
05:09Waldo, darling.
05:10It's turned off.
05:13I've come here for nothing.
05:16Wait, wait, wait.
05:18I'll turn on the television for you.
05:21Great.
05:22Pironki.
05:28The channels are exchanged.
05:31Waldo, it's channel surfing.
05:34Don't bother me.
05:37A little bit of help.
05:40He's dumber than a doorknob.
05:46We've been lucky.
05:48Just a gladiator and an American.
05:50After more than ten seconds, the positions...
05:53What's this about American gladiators?
05:55A sexist program.
05:57Two contenders fight like gladiators.
05:59And whoever gets the most points wins.
06:01Yes, I love it.
06:03It's nothing more than two hunky guys showing off their muscles.
06:07Yes, that's exactly why I love it.
06:10Look at that little thing he's carrying.
06:12Who knows?
06:14Do you know the names?
06:17He knows, eh, my cousin.
06:19Do you have a gladiator cousin?
06:21Clear.
06:22I have a lot of prestigious relatives.
06:24I have an uncle who works in a museum.
06:26It's true?
06:27No.
06:28His head is in a jar.
06:34That?
06:35How's it going, satellite dishes?
06:37Be careful, this is not a dance floor.
06:40And besides, Steve, I told you not to go up.
06:43Oh, don't get like that, Carl.
06:45That minor electrocution incident should be forgotten.
06:57Hey!
06:59It is ideal for sinusitis.
07:03Steve, we're almost done.
07:05It's not a trope of things.
07:07Let me take a look.
07:11Let's see, let's see, let's see.
07:12Yeah?
07:17Well.
07:19Okay, what?
07:20These are not masonry screws.
07:23Botches, botches, botches!
07:25The screws are very good.
07:27Yes of course.
07:28As long as the wind isn't blowing.
07:30One gust of wind and this whole thing collapses.
07:34Steve, get off my roof.
07:36Carl, it's not necessary here.
07:37Get off my roof.
07:38How can you come at me with threats?
07:39Get off my roof, get off my roof, get off my roof.
07:42You're such a pain.
07:43I'm getting off your roof.
07:47Careful.
07:48Careful.
07:48Steve, wait a minute.
07:50Wait, wait, wait.
07:51No, no, no!
07:52No!
07:53Let me go!
07:54Let me go!
07:56Let me go!
07:56Let me go!
08:00Clear!
08:01With those screws...
08:15If masonry is masonry.
08:23Ah, that ice, huh!
08:24Come on!
08:25Don't worry, I'll throw you in!
08:27I told you not to go up!
08:29Did I tell you so or not?
08:31Are you sure you're okay?
08:32No way.
08:34Thank goodness I landed on Steve.
08:37You were lucky.
08:39Come on, Waldo.
08:40Go get some ice.
08:41Good idea.
08:42Wow!
08:52I'm fine, don't worry.
08:57No, I didn't break anything and I got up on my own.
09:01Steve, are you okay?
09:03No, I'm as good as new.
09:08I took a huge fall and all the men in his family fell on top of me.
09:13Carl, I would appreciate an apology.
09:17That?
09:19Are you asking me to apologize to you?
09:23I'll suck it!
09:25Dad, please!
09:26Stay still, stay still!
09:27I just came up to lend a hand and you were rude, vulgar, and a bad host.
09:35You've broken the TV antenna and almost killed me and my son.
09:42Do you really think this justifies your behavior?
09:47No problem.
09:50Steve, go home.
09:53One moment.
09:54Go home, home, home, home, home.
09:58You're such a pain.
10:00I'm going home.
10:05And don't even think about coming back.
10:11Tell me?
10:12You heard me.
10:14Don't even think about coming back.
10:17Less talk, Little Red Riding Hood.
10:20I love that girl.
10:22And I'll come here whenever I feel like it.
10:25And you won't be able to stop me.
10:28I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
10:29No, no, no!
10:31Shut up, be quiet!
10:32It's gone!
10:34Stay like that!
10:35Please stop!
10:36Come on, you want to test my fists!
10:38Please stop!
10:39No!
10:40I'm not going to hurt him!
10:42Unclear!
10:42I'm just going to kill him!
10:45Still!
10:49Stay still, stay still!
10:50Stay still, stay still, stay still, stay still!
10:51Stop, that's enough!
10:55A little bit of seriousness.
10:58I am two friends.
11:00Friends and neighbors.
11:01We live in a civilized society.
11:03And we settled our difference in a civilized manner.
11:08Just like American radiators.
11:21Tonight on American Gladiators we have a special battle between feuding neighbors.
11:27That's right, Mike.
11:28Tonight's opponents are...
11:30...Kar Bonebreaker Winslow.
11:34AND...
11:35...Steve Hurricane Urkel.
11:41The fight will be worth it.
11:43Don't go to "one and more" just yet.
11:55Do you see it?
11:56We're here.
11:57Let's talk to our feuding neighbors.
11:59Rompehuesos, I understand that in addition to winning our prize, you have placed a bet.
12:03That's right, Mike.
12:04If I win, and of course I'm going to win, that specimen will never come near my house again.
12:11Okay, Hurricane, what will happen if you win?
12:14There is no doubt, Mr. Shonka.
12:16Now, when I win, this rude policeman will have to apologize to me a thousand times.
12:22What a bunch of losers!
12:25Okay, gentlemen.
12:26Ready for the first test and good luck?
12:32Let's look at the contenders' resumes.
12:34Steven Urkel, 15 years old, 1.65 meters tall, 56 kilos in weight.
12:39Carl Winslow, 42 years old, 1.69 meters tall, and his weight is none of our business.
12:44A classic David and Goliath story.
12:46And Larry, our first test is fair.
12:49Our contender has 30 seconds to knock the other gladiator off his platform.
12:54If he does, he gets 10 points.
12:55And the first one is Steven Hurricane Urkel.
12:58And here we have the terrifying Turbo.
13:04Wow!
13:14Steve, where are your glasses?
13:17I don't need them, I have contacts.
13:20I don't care who I know.
13:23Where did you leave your glasses?
13:28Finish him off!
13:30Knock that fool down!
13:31It's a piece of cake!
13:34Ready?
13:36Already!
13:47Huracán is doing a good job trying to avoid the opponent's blows.
13:52Until now!
13:56And this is Turbo's tenth victory this season.
13:59Look at it!
14:01Steve!
14:06Laura!
14:08Laura?
14:09Laura and the Supremes?
14:13Steve, this has to stop.
14:15Leave it, please.
14:16Because?
14:18I don't want them to hurt you.
14:21Now I see that you love me and I'm not going to leave you.
14:25Lord, give me strength so that I may win for my lady.
14:32Mike, now we have the other contender fighting against our Turbo.
14:46Turbo has been hit.
14:48Yes, he has problems.
14:49Here it goes!
14:53Rompehuesos has started the competition well.
14:59I'll hit my husband again and he'll have to deal with me, you beast.
15:04And Turbo was shot down again.
15:06Yes, spread the word.
15:07Beware of Mrs. Bonebreaker.
15:14Steve is a hundred points behind.
15:17Yes, I'm going down now, but I'll go up later.
15:20What do we bet?
15:21The next test is the wall.
15:22He has to reach the top before the gladiator knocks him down.
15:26Will he be able to do it?
15:27It's a piece of cake.
15:30On your marks...
15:34Ready!
15:40Listen to the audience!
15:45Gladiators, ready!
15:50Ah, Urkel does it very well!
15:53Look how it scales!
15:54That kid really knows how to move!
16:04He told me that he was always shirking his responsibilities.
16:14Look!
16:15Look!
16:16Arnosuaseñegue!
16:16Where?
16:17Ah!
16:18Oh, I see you know!
16:20I've revealed the surprise!
16:22There's nothing between the hurricane and the top of the wall!
16:30He's done it!
16:33That ties the score!
16:35Ten to ten!
16:44Larry, what the hell is he doing?
16:47I guess it's the victory dance.
16:52Our eliminator presents the final obstacles.
16:55The contestants have to climb the moving ladder, cross with the aerial bike and the rotating log,
17:00climb our net, dive down, and finally, dodge the mittens down the corridor
17:05and cross the finish line.
17:08They reached the final test tied.
17:10Whoever wins the elimination round wins it all.
17:13Ready!
17:23Bonebreaker is having problems with the mobile ladder.
17:25If it's tough, it's not like going up an escalator.
17:29Ha ha ha!
17:39Hey, bonebreaker is gaining ground!
17:41Yes, it seems that Hurricane Murkel has subsided.
17:43Is it a tropical depression?
17:45He should be the weatherman.
17:47Oh, thank you, Mike.
18:07It slipped.
18:08Murkel will have to wait a few seconds before he can continue.
18:11That kid has guts.
18:22Bonebreaker has become trapped in the net.
18:24How many times have we seen that happen?
18:26Fifteen.
18:27It was a rhetorical question to the network.
18:33Hurricane is advancing rapidly.
18:34He's a tough nut to crack.
18:36Of course, it's nothing but bones
18:38Well, it's a tough nut to crack.
18:47It's so exciting!
18:59Sabre and Turbo have activated their mitts and here they come towards the finish line.
19:13The athletes were exhausted, but what a race!
19:38He's won Bonebreaker!
19:41No, it's Hurricane!
19:43It's a photo finish!
19:45Let's see the photo finish of this exciting finale.
19:52Draw!
19:52The first tie we've had in American Gladiators!
19:56Gentlemen, good news.
19:58It was a draw!
20:00That?
20:00How about a short five-minute break and then we start again?
20:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:07Steve, look, wants to apologize to us.
20:12Hey, Steve, you win.
20:16No, you win.
20:19I will never go to your house again.
20:21Well, it's not that either.
20:23Hey Carl, I understand that you were angry about that electrocution story.
20:28The sudden and catastrophic loss of seven million brain cells can make any guy angry.
20:35It most likely hurt you a little when it fell on you.
20:40Cocachono!
20:40It was like being run over by a locomotive.
20:46But what hurt me the most, Big Guy, was that...
20:50you forbade me from entering your house.
20:54Carl, that's a pain I can't bear.
20:59Oh really?
21:02I know I'm a loser.
21:05But I miss you all.
21:10Me too...
21:12Me too...
21:16I admire your persistence.
21:20We're tied.
21:37Me too...
21:40Me too...
22:11Thank you!
22:19Thank you!
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