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00:00Today on Humor Amarillo, the contestants will climb on top of the maze in order to win.
00:06They'll beat the little samurai up, just like that.
00:10And some will even have it made with a zamburger.
00:13This is a scandal, huh!
00:19The Chinese curreiro is here.
00:23If we win, we'll laugh.
00:26Run, jump here, go without stopping.
00:28Yellow Humor is back!
00:36Today prepare for the battle of the teams.
00:40Let the whole gang in!
00:41Our show today is very special because the contestants come in teams.
00:46Teams that we will introduce below with the help of our host Q from Irín, who will teach you the names.
00:52People think we're going to die, but we laugh at death.
00:55Let's see, how do we laugh?
00:56Go for them, Cudeiro!
01:00For Lord of the Rings, for Star Trek, for the X-Men, for John Lucas, for my mother.
01:07And for me too!
01:10We are singers!
01:16Ole!
01:20Come on, Guillo, come on!
01:25And now Manolo, come on!
01:26Manolo is so clever, what are you doing?
01:34And now Kira, please!
01:37Good!
01:39Cantabrian power!
01:40Here's to the Circus of Sadness!
01:45The artists who never wanted to be in any circus have gathered together and put together the saddest spectacle in the world.
01:52And they do some tricks they learned from Magia Borràs.
01:56Those are the good ones.
01:57The others don't even do tricks.
01:59How sad we are, my mother!
02:04Strike me out!
02:15I am invincible!
02:16Whoever messes with me will get Rajao!
02:19Let it be known!
02:20Well, now we know!
02:22I'm from Cuenca!
02:23I'm from Jaén!
02:24I am Galician!
02:25And I'm from Valencia!
02:26I'm from Bilbao, then!
02:27I don't know where I am!
02:28Well, me!
02:30And I'm exactly like one of the guys who appeared in the Parcheesi group!
02:32And we are Spanish!
02:35Don't be afraid, they can't hurt you.
02:37Those ghosts are under control.
02:39Anyway, I don't even know why I'm saying anything.
02:41If these don't scare anyone with those looks.
02:44Please get these guys out of my sight, this looks like a crappy version of Cuarto Milenio, please.
02:48We are very athletic!
02:51Let's do our best stunt!
02:53Come on, let's go guys!
02:56Thank you so much!
02:58Who is sad?
03:00Who wants us to cheer her up?
03:01We cheer her on!
03:05Stop the noise that never stops playing Rocky's music!
03:08Here we go!
03:09One leg there, one leg here, and one leg there again.
03:12How do we move, my mother?
03:14How we move!
03:17These bodies require a lot of sacrifice and a lot of effort.
03:20And what use will it be in yellow humor?
03:22Well, apart from showing off right now, to fight like the rest of the contestants.
03:28We are handsome, but not stupid!
03:30Today we finished classes!
03:36Pitrafilla, my mother, how many of you there are!
03:38Believe me, this was never going to end!
03:39Now I only have one thing left to say!
03:43Good luck!
03:43Hello!
03:46To show you how tight our budget is, I got on a helicopter.
03:50Look at me if you don't believe it!
03:52Now, get a shot of what's going on down there, man.
03:55That's why we rented the helicopter.
03:57Come on, get a panoramic view.
03:59How beautiful the yellow humor sets look from here!
04:02It looks like a mud puddle!
04:03Well, come on down, come on, I'm getting dizzy and I want to make a bet.
04:07And if someone falls on him, how will he react?
04:10Hey, I told you to come down!
04:12If not, I'll throw it all here, eh!
04:14And all the groups launch an attack on the bun!
04:18Although the truth is that there is no competition in groups here.
04:20Here everyone goes their own way.
04:22And in the upper left corner you can see several in red.
04:25They are ours, the Spanish!
04:27We must encourage them with all our might!
04:29I'm more into the Chinos Cudeiros team, who I like better.
04:32And you know what's going to happen to that, right?
04:34And you know what's going to happen to the Spanish, right?
04:36And there we see a maxichino cudeiro, who looks a lot like Juanito Calvicie, but they have nothing to do with each other.
04:41And these people are about to kiss each other with this nonsense.
04:45Come on, one of Spain's guys is taking the cake!
04:47Not with your head! With your mouth!
04:49Is this really Spanish?
04:50And that kid from the team of the fries takes the bun to see if there's a sticker inside.
04:54Meanwhile, that Spanish woman gives us no reason to be happy.
04:57Time's running out and we haven't even made it past the first round, huh?
05:01Miracle! There are three Spaniards with buns!
05:02What team are you on, Grandma?
05:04But don't hit that, even though it's helping you.
05:07Yes, open your mouth to see if it comes down.
05:08Oh, cheater!
05:09How tricky is this grandma?
05:11To the general, Tani, what are you up to?
05:13You, fanta and macho, be careful, because ghosts also break their necks.
05:16Come on, climb on me.
05:17Get out, Pepe is mine!
05:20No, it's mine!
05:21Don't worry, there's Pepe for everyone.
05:23If you only love me for my looks.
05:25Come on, up.
05:27Time's running out!
05:28Up!
05:29Pull, Grandma!
05:31It was up, not down!
05:32Look, Juanito has painted the national team colors on his face, to cheer them up.
05:38And Paco is more of a Jew.
05:39He, to cheer up, breaks chains.
05:42So, we are...
05:44In the labyrinth of the Chinotaur!
05:47The first contestant is from the Sonado boxing team.
05:50Let's go to the epitrafilla.
05:51Even if you're a boxer, you can't hit, right?
05:53They do to you, but you don't do to them.
05:54Yes, heavy, come on.
05:56Swear to me on MyTation that you're not going to hit him, huh?
05:58I'm not going to hit them, I'm not ready to hit them anymore.
06:00The retired boxer is very calm, because he knows that these two are not going to do anything to him.
06:05My goodness, I hope he doesn't find them because he'll destroy them.
06:08Man, it's obvious he's out of shape, very out of shape.
06:11Very low, let's go.
06:12Were you a champion of anything?
06:14Yes, I've been a champion at knocking off jokers' mustaches with a slap.
06:18This young girl is from the group of schoolgirls.
06:20A group that a priori does not have much chance of going very far.
06:24But what she does have a good chance of doing is being interviewed by Pepe.
06:28Hey, let's tell Pepe to be careful, this one's a minor.
06:31But this is minor?
06:32Well, we should have told Paco and Juanito so they wouldn't be too hard on her.
06:36A bit late now, isn't it?
06:37Hey, don't go too far, he's younger, his parents are nearby.
06:40Come on, don't fall so much, girl.
06:42All the fans cheer on one of their members at the door.
06:45Furthermore, the freak is very happy to participate in this test because it reminds him of one of the labyrinths in Lord of the Rings.
06:52Which one?
06:52I don't know, I'm not that geeky.
06:54And the freak is so geeky that instead of leaving the maze, he keeps going around.
06:58And ends his tour at the Agua Sucia lake.
07:01Look how geeky this is, look!
07:02I'm such a geek that I cut off Brunli's keys.
07:04For example, this one.
07:06What, Pepe?
07:07Are they fricazos or are they not fricazos?
07:09What do you think?
07:09How do you see it?
07:11This is from the Chinos Cudeiros team.
07:13Come on, Pintrafilla, be careful, I know them, okay?
07:15I know how you always end up.
07:16I'm going to win, Tani, I swear.
07:18Yes, yes, whatever you say, Pintrafilla.
07:19And let's see if the Chinos Cudeiros team is the revelation of this program.
07:23We already know it's not, but it's just to add a little excitement.
07:26Be careful, Chinese, it's not that way!
07:28Be careful, don't fall!
07:30Well, yeah, jump in.
07:31What a Parma!
07:31No, you've killed one of the Chinese Cudeiros team!
07:35This is from the Chinese ghosts team.
07:38Look, suddenly I'm here!
07:40Get here!
07:40Well, if you're a ghost, you're going to walk through walls, not through doors.
07:44Ready!
07:45And if you're a ghost, they won't see you and Paco and Juanito won't be able to catch you.
07:49Gosh, ghosts are usually a little scary, but this ghost is anything but.
07:53It's shit.
07:53He has managed to transport himself to the top of the labyrinth, escaping his pursuers!
07:57What the Chinese ghost doesn't know is that whether it's a ghost, vampire, or Marian apparition, anyone who cheats is eliminated.
08:04Hey, you're out! You're not celebrating so much!
08:07Look, you're a ghost!
08:08Here comes a samurai without a sword, but with a wig.
08:10You go in through there, huh? What are you waiting for?
08:12I was doing samurai ritual.
08:13Pull it in, man!
08:15The samurai, for those who don't know, were the great warriors of medieval Japan.
08:19Which this is obviously not the case.
08:21Because if he were a warrior, he would face Paco and Juanito face to face, and he wouldn't jump directly into the water.
08:27And here comes the saddest circus clown in the world.
08:30He was the only clown who, instead of making you laugh, made you cry.
08:33Watching him, you'll get an idea of why. Pay attention, because he's going to do one of his little acts.
08:37That was his act. Two thugs chased him, he played dead to throw them off, but he couldn't, and he kept running, only to end up falling into a pool of dirty water.
08:47This sad guy made me cry!
08:49This is from the Can Can Dancers team.
08:51He just gave us a demonstration of how to dance the Can Can on a hill.
08:55Well, you can't dance the Can Can on a hill, because your ass will pay dearly for it.
08:59Piltrafilla, I loved your dance, but please get off once and enter the labyrinth.
09:02Do you want me to dance something else for you?
09:03No, that's enough for me. Come on, go inside.
09:06It hurts a little here behind me, on my ass, Tani.
09:08It's going to hurt more when you get in there.
09:10The Can Can dancer enters the labyrinth slowly, because she doesn't want her butt to hurt anymore.
09:15Fear paralyzes her. For many seconds. Too many.
09:19Hey, girl, do you want to get out of there for once, we don't have all day?
09:22And that's when she was surprised by Paco, who was passing by.
09:24And she says, don't touch me, I'm a decent woman.
09:27And Paco says, but nothing, I was just going to give you a blow to throw you into the water.
09:30And she says to him, don't touch me, you're a jerk.
09:32I told you I was a decent woman.
09:34They have defiled me.
09:36Another member of the team of fricazos.
09:38He makes a super geeky entry, as expected.
09:40He's such a geek that he thinks there must be a bunch of corpses of former contestants at the bottom of the dirty lake.
09:46And therefore, there must be watches, wallets and jewelry on those bodies.
09:50So he goes in search of that treasure.
09:53He looks for it, looks for it, and realizes that there is nothing else there, apart from it and a lot of garbage.
10:00This girl is from the Misses team.
10:02Are you sure? Because it doesn't look like it.
10:04That's because you don't know how to appreciate oriental beauty.
10:06This girl there is a big shot.
10:08Well, if you say so, then fine.
10:10Besides, I don't care.
10:11What matters is that beneath that great body there is something more.
10:16He knows how to talk about Russia, for example, if you ask him...
10:19Well, in this case it won't be.
10:21What a blow. The girl will only have a nice body.
10:24And here we have the team of the fricazos.
10:32We are just like churnorri.
10:34Can you grant me an interview?
10:36Not me, I'm the boss.
10:37You, freak.
10:38That?
10:39Pepe, you are an enemy to the geeks of the world.
10:41I want you to know right now.
10:42Just a moment, just a moment.
10:45I want to say one thing on camera.
10:48The camera is mine, it is my treasure.
10:51Like slightly large rings.
11:01Let's play tug-of-war.
11:03You'll see who lives.
11:05We are super.
11:06Pirates.
11:06We are super.
11:07Pirates.
11:07And we are going to win.
11:08Pirates.
11:09Of course.
11:10Little pirates.
11:10Children also play.
11:14And these 800 people aren't going to miss it.
11:17Oh my goodness, the number of sandwiches we're going to have to hand out today.
11:20The game goes with surprise.
11:22Let a team come out.
11:23That of the Spanish, for example.
11:24If they have to fall, let it be soon and fast.
11:26Then the team has to choose one rope from the five possible ones.
11:30The Spanish have taken the green.
11:32That's why it's the color of the olive.
11:34And now they prepare to stretch hard and take the rope back to their territory.
11:37And that's when the wall rises and they will come face to face with their adversaries.
11:41They've got Pinky's band.
11:42Hey, Pinky, I can't stand your style, huh?
11:45The Spanish are already provoking.
11:46That's how we always end up the way we do.
11:48And the battle begins.
11:50It seems that things are pretty even.
11:51Well, we're not going to manipulate the information because they're Spanish.
11:54It's true, they're going to lose.
11:56Well, actually they've already lost.
11:57Spaniards, it's always the same for you, losers!
12:01To the hero of reeds!
12:03Hold me or I'll kill her!
12:04I'll kill that lady, please!
12:06The atmosphere is warm, so I move on to doing interviews.
12:08And pay attention because the schoolgirls' team is coming.
12:11Who will they face?
12:12What does fate have in store for them?
12:14Apart from all of us going to September to come to a yellow Moor instead of studying.
12:17The girls have decided on the color blue.
12:19That's why they wear pink.
12:20For the contrast.
12:21Well, whoever wants to understand it.
12:22And it has touched them with the children.
12:25How lucky the schoolgirls were!
12:27It's going to be like in the schoolyard, where the older ones always hit the younger ones.
12:31Well, it turned out not to be.
12:32They have been brushed.
12:33Oh, that doesn't look very good.
12:35They have crushed them in a moment.
12:37How strong, aunt!
12:37We've been beaten by some kids!
12:39And here come the mises.
12:40Smiling and marching.
12:42They haven't found out yet about the contest they're in.
12:46We are super pretty and not stupid at all!
12:48Well, to be honest, they haven't understood the mechanism of the test.
12:52They all stood there, next to a rope.
12:53Come on, Richie, crank it up and climb the wall!
12:56And they got the naughty boy.
12:58Well, the man who goes dressed as a naughty boy.
13:01The naughty child does not put in much effort and is defeated.
13:04Now, apart from making fun of his appearance, we will make fun of him because the misses have won.
13:08The misses celebrate as if they had won the Miss Universe crown.
13:12Meanwhile, the naughty boy walks away humiliated.
13:15Hey, come on, take a picture of me with these.
13:18They are not that pretty au naturel, they have surgery.
13:22And this is the team of retired boxers, who arrive with a cocky air.
13:25Of course, they think this test is a piece of cake for them, because they're all so strong...
13:30And behind the green color, these cute little guys meet...
13:32800 people!
13:34Come on, let's see how we get out of this!
13:36Crazy boxers!
13:37None of these people are very strong, but together they are invincible.
13:41It's a nice choice.
13:42If we all come together, we can beat up to five notorious boxers.
13:47They begin to stretch and...
13:48They haven't had the slightest chance.
13:50And now it's time to make fun of them a little, come on.
13:53Fools, fools!
13:54Let's see if I'm going to slap you, okay?
13:56And leave your little finger because he's going to eat it.
13:57And this is the joy of the winners.
13:59Of course, with 800 anyone wins.
14:01And this is the team of the Chinese Kudeiros.
14:03There we have the kudeiro torrent, for example.
14:05And to the maxichino kudeiro, which is his best weapon for this test.
14:08And now for a bit of silence, because the kudeiros are risking their lives in this test.
14:11And they got Pinky's band!
14:12I think it's time to settle the score with Pinky.
14:15Hit him hard, he's killed many of your family!
14:17And driven by hatred, the kudeiros pull themselves from the rope and...
14:21And... And nothing!
14:23No! You've killed the Chinese Kudeiros team!
14:29We've been killed because of you!
14:32But we are alive.
14:33No, they've killed us!
14:34And hopping along, the muscle team arrives.
14:38Tani goes to talk to them because she has a question.
14:41Come on, Pinky Trafilla, come here.
14:42Explain to us why the musclemen get that name.
14:45Ah, that's why!
14:46This team, between the exercise they do and the steroids they take, seems invincible.
14:52But don't get too confident because, as they say, in football there are no small rivals.
14:55They could start changing the phrases in football too, they always say the same things.
14:59Well, it's the boys' turn to be the muscle-bound!
15:01Oh my goodness, this is going to be a massacre!
15:03They start stretching and... and... and the kids are holding on.
15:09But what do they give these children?
15:10We went to pick up the kids who eat healthy, they eat fish, fruits, vegetables...
15:14Look how strong they are!
15:15But it's spectacular, the muscles are about to win.
15:18This is a nice lesson, children.
15:20If you eat healthy, even if you don't like it, you'll get as strong as these kids.
15:24And if you take asteroids, well, you'll end up like these muscle guys, who are about to lose it to some kids.
15:29But in the end the musclemen get angry and manage to beat the children.
15:33You could have let them win, they're kids!
15:35And the little samurai is in the mood for a fight today.
15:38Well, you're in the right place, because these are the gates of panic.
15:43Here we have one of the bricazos team.
15:45Whose greatest ability is that it can pass to all the Playstation players in a short time.
15:49But this is real life, not the Playstation.
15:51That with a damn, we are all very brave.
15:53But of course, here you are hitting a covered door, well, not so much, eh?
15:57Well, that's it, kid, game over. The game's over.
16:00This is part of the Can Can dancers.
16:03Look how he runs.
16:04But that's nothing compared to the way he opens doors.
16:08Attention.
16:09Ah! Very Can Can, with the butt.
16:11Yes, that's his strong point.
16:13The butt, which as everyone knows, Can Can dancers take great care of.
16:18Well, since he hit a bad door, his butt is going to be a bit hurt.
16:21Don't believe it either. With the force with which they open the doors, it won't hurt much.
16:25Are you trying to flirt with the little samurai?
16:28Is this girl shameless?
16:29Don't worry, he's not the little samurai type.
16:32Not only that. It seems the doll is angry with her.
16:34For flirting with him, he chases her and hits her on the head.
16:38For freshness.
16:38The little samurai is more into true love than one-day flings.
16:42And the Can Can dancer, ass to ass, is about to achieve it.
16:46Hit it harder, darling, it's a good one. That's it, look how lazy you are.
16:50And here we have one of the Japanese flamenco singers.
16:54You will recognize him by his outlandish attire and the amount of jewelry he wears.
16:58Typical of a flamenco star.
17:00Well, he just forgot all the letters he knew.
17:03I would sing something, kid, but I've forgotten all the songs.
17:05How funny, right?
17:07I who have been the king of the summer festival.
17:09It was like Manolos, but a better version.
17:11Well, at least show us your great outfit.
17:13Come on, turn around.
17:16Well, you have to have class to pull this off, huh?
17:18I'm telling you.
17:19And here comes one of the Chinese ghosts.
17:21Who is convinced that since a ghost is already dead, it cannot die again.
17:25And that's why he throws himself like that, against the doors.
17:27Man, one thing I should know.
17:28You can't die again, but damage can be done, whether you're a ghost or not.
17:32Well, it's done so much damage that it's stuck in place.
17:35Come on, Spaniard, raise the flags, sing the chants, let's do the wave.
17:39Let's not get nervous, okay?
17:40Let's not get nervous, please.
17:42Calm down, he's going to have a heart attack.
17:43But, but, but this one makes you not cheat, man, you represent a country.
17:48Well, nobody saw that, it's okay.
17:50Pull up, come on, pull up.
17:52But what are you doing?
17:53This has just gotten us into a diplomatic conflict.
17:55He has thrown the little samurai.
17:57Hey, you, it's the English who play dirty, not us.
18:00Well, the important thing is that we won.
18:01With tricks, but we won.
18:03And this samurai sticks his back out to face the doors.
18:06He looks like Don Quixote charging against windmills.
18:09The same thing happened to him as to Don Quixote and on top of that he lost his wig.
18:12This is from the team of famous boxers.
18:15And how do you think a boxer will open the doors?
18:19Exactly, with a punch.
18:20He thinks, if with this arm I can knock de la olla down, I can open all the doors in my path.
18:26But this one has managed to beat de la olla.
18:28But you have seen her.
18:29If he had faced de la Olla, he would be retired today, but in the cemetery.
18:32Yes, the truth is that I don't even know why I'm asking, if I believe everything.
18:36And the guy with the punching strategy seems like he's going to pass the test, and he does.
18:41This loser says he won from the pot.
18:43And this guy from the muscle team will use his whole body to open the doors.
18:47And to roll in the mud.
18:48But since strength without brains is nothing, the muscleman can't get past the second door.
18:54But I'm strong, eh!
18:56And here comes the maxichino cudeiro.
18:59But this one wasn't dead or eliminated or whatever.
19:02The Chinese cudeiros here have connections.
19:04Also, we wanted to see this guy compete, he's a spectacle.
19:08Yes, but their IQ isn't that spectacular.
19:11The guy finds a bad door, but far from giving up, he tries again.
19:15This guy is destroying the scenery for us, eh, I can see it now.
19:17Attention, your team members are talking to you!
19:20You idiot! That door is barricaded!
19:24So what do I get, that one?
19:25But that's the same one you tried before!
19:27It's going to be a joint, take that one!
19:29Gosh, they're all closed! What do I do?
19:32Go for the one you haven't tried, you fool!
19:34The one in the center!
19:36That one in the center is the one you haven't tried yet! Like that!
19:39And the maxichino cudeiro thinks
19:40I don't like this doll! Go to hell, stuffed animal!
19:44No, he killed the little samurai!
19:47Excuse me? May I ask you a question?
19:49Just one. Anyone want to come to my trailer?
19:52It will be dirty!
19:53Hey, that was a good vibe!
19:55Out of here! Get out of here, you pig!
19:57Oh, don't hit me, don't hit me!
19:58Stop, please!
19:59Not from my births, I need them!
20:01Not there!
20:02Oh, how it hurts me what you're doing to me!
20:05What is this key?
20:06Well, it's not that bad.
20:07At least I'm getting a girl.
20:11And in such a special program we have to debut a very special test.
20:15Rock, paper, scissors!
20:17Let's explain what it consists of.
20:19The music starts, the contestant and that weird guy start dancing, and when the music stops, they take out rock, paper, scissors.
20:26The contestant has drawn rock and the presenter has drawn paper.
20:28The paper surrounds the stone and wins.
20:31And the samurai sinks into the well, cursed.
20:33Is this from the schoolgirls' team?
20:35Are you sure? I think you've made a mistake, huh?
20:37Well, it will be one of the sexy cheerleaders.
20:39I don't know, I don't know.
20:40Well, about the misses?
20:41Leave it, it's a team thing and that's it.
20:43Let's see what this good woman comes up with.
20:45They both pulled out scissors again.
20:47The woman has taken out scissors and the sad guy has taken out paper.
20:50And as everyone knows, you cut paper with scissors.
20:52Unless they are plastic scissors, in which case they don't cut.
20:55This is a Japanese flamenco singer.
20:57Come on, dance!
20:58He's pretending to play the guitar.
21:00That is always very helpful.
21:02Come on, I'd get out the rock, paper, scissors and stop messing around.
21:06Well, the singer has lost.
21:07He has taken out scissors and the presenter has taken out a rock.
21:09Come on, go somewhere else with your music, handsome.
21:12Famous boxers?
21:13Does anyone want to tell me about their experiences in the ring?
21:15Let that one tell you, that one.
21:16Who? You?
21:18No, not me. That one.
21:19No, that one is better.
21:20Come, come, we'll make the envelope for you.
21:23How nice are today's contestants!
21:31They love me a lot!
21:33All!
21:33Pune!
21:43Big-eyed Anthurium!
21:45As Tani announced, this is from the team of the fricazos.
21:48He's a typical geek. He's never known a woman in his entire life.
21:52But he just had a fling with a hamburger.
21:55Although things haven't turned out the way he expected, to be honest.
21:58Oh, I don't...
22:00Oh! That's why I'm single!
22:02This is from the gymnasts team.
22:04Who will give us a demonstration of his hamburger making skills.
22:07He calls your number
22:08Juggling on zamburguesas
22:11with dirty water underneath.
22:13And after
22:14perform this sad number,
22:16manages to pass the test.
22:18And here comes one of the misses.
22:20This one in particular is
22:21Miss Burguillo de Osma.
22:22That has fallen before starting.
22:24Then they say that we speak badly of the masses.
22:25But in view of this, what should we do?
22:28Man, we're not going to repeat the cliché that they're pretty but dumb.
22:31No, it's this in particular
22:32she's not even pretty.
22:34Well, if she's not pretty, she's not stupid either.
22:36Well, yes, what do I know?
22:37Look, let's leave it.
22:38that later when you try to get to a mis
22:40you're going to have problems.
22:41No, yes, I had that problem before saying all this.
22:44What this aunt is for sure
22:45is
22:46a cheater.
22:48Because that can't be done.
22:50What are the zamburguesas going to play?
22:51Is this good or not?
22:53It's not that she's playing dumb.
22:55Just like that
22:56the rules do not come out to cheat.
22:58It doesn't matter, the same thing always awaits cheaters.
23:01Losing, well, except for the Spanish of before that has been won.
23:04This girl belongs to the schoolgirls' team.
23:07And as a young schoolgirl,
23:08is very eager,
23:10but he lacks a little experience.
23:11More study and less nightclub,
23:13that's what you need, girl.
23:14A girl from the sexy cheerleading squad.
23:17Let's see if she does something sexy for us.
23:19and the audience rises.
23:20Well no,
23:21It's that since they changed the skirt for the charnal,
23:23They are not so sexy anymore.
23:25And now comes a Chinese ghost.
23:27As you can see,
23:27Chinese ghosts
23:29They are much sadder than the Spanish.
23:31The Chinese ghost is jumping
23:33like a freshwater frog,
23:34but at the last moment
23:35He thinks about it and says,
23:36No,
23:36I'm going to use my superpowers for this.
23:38Again with the powers,
23:39We have already said that this is not valid.
23:41Well, look,
23:42has teleported
23:43to the other shore the ghost uncle
23:44and still almost falls into the water.
23:46By the way,
23:46this ghost
23:47has used all the talcum powder
23:48that I had at home
23:49to put on makeup.
23:51I am a circus tightrope walker.
23:52More specifically,
23:53belongs
23:54to the famous circus of sadness.
23:56What a sad tightrope walker, please?
23:59A samurai.
24:00This one without a sword.
24:01Total,
24:01for what it will serve you here...
24:03There will be people
24:03to which these samurai
24:04may seem strange to them.
24:05That's because,
24:06apart from wearing a wig,
24:07They wear makeup.
24:08They're samurai, huh?
24:09No transvestites.
24:10If you don't believe it,
24:11look at her makeup.
24:12And this girl
24:13She is a Can Can dancer.
24:14What will it teach us?
24:15how to dance the Can Can
24:16on a hamburger.
24:18Well, you dance,
24:19just like on dry land,
24:21but in the end
24:21you jump into the water.
24:24Careful, aunts,
24:25that Pepe is here.
24:26What has come?
24:27Hello, schoolgirls.
24:29Look, Pepe,
24:29I wanted to ask you something.
24:31No, it's you
24:32the one I wanted to ask.
24:34Well, ask,
24:35come on.
24:35I didn't want to ask anything.
24:37Look,
24:37You're already tiring me out.
24:39Let's see,
24:39let it come out
24:40the one who wanted to ask me something.
24:41Who was it of all of you?
24:43You go.
24:44You had to be the prettiest.
24:46Well, come on,
24:47ask.
24:47And when this crush
24:50stop doing the fricazo
24:51will start surfing
24:53with death.
24:54The test in which
24:55on an ironing board
24:56you will have to overcome
24:57different obstacles.
24:59As
24:59that which is
25:00and that other thing.
25:02Well,
25:02that must be overcome
25:02different obstacles.
25:04Hey, cool guy,
25:04that you have fallen too soon.
25:05Can you do a little more?
25:06the fricazo,
25:07that was very funny?
25:07Can you do a little more?
25:08Can you do a little more?
25:10Wow!
25:11And now home.
25:12Let's see the six films
25:12from Star Wars again.
25:15Brun Lee is the greatest, man!
25:17This freaky Brun Lee fan
25:18prepares to fight
25:20against those obstacles
25:21as his idol did
25:22in Enter the Dragon,
25:24his best film,
25:24besides.
25:25Well,
25:25There are people who say
25:26that his best film
25:27It's Carata Death in Bangkok.
25:28If this guy says
25:29which is Operation Dragon,
25:31It's Operation Dragon
25:32and Punta in Boca.
25:33Look,
25:33we have lost him
25:34and has fallen.
25:35The best is Enter the Dragon,
25:36and...
25:37And attention,
25:37Here comes one
25:38of the team
25:39of the Chinese cudeiros.
25:40Your team
25:41has gone to say goodbye to him,
25:42because as things stand,
25:43they are seen coming
25:43what is going to happen.
25:45Prepared to die,
25:46filth!
25:46On top of that, with a laugh.
25:48May you do well in heaven!
25:49I'm sure it will go well for you,
25:50clear.
25:51And the Chinese cudeiro
25:52is preparing
25:53and dies.
25:55And now comes that of
25:56No!
25:56You have killed
25:57to the Chinese cudeiro!
25:59I am Spanish
26:00that looked like
26:01one of parchizos,
26:02do you remember me?
26:04A Spaniard?
26:05Well, let's cheer him up,
26:06come on!
26:07¡Espa!
26:08There is no evil,
26:08leave it,
26:09leave it,
26:09that has already fallen.
26:10Among the Chinese cudeiros
26:11and the Spanish
26:11you have me happy today,
26:12really.
26:13I am the red token!
26:14This belongs
26:15to the team
26:16of the muscles.
26:17Let's see if he uses it
26:18something more than his muscles
26:19to pass this test.
26:20For a start
26:21has become ill
26:22the helmet,
26:23wear the protector
26:23of the chin
26:24in the nose
26:24and it ends
26:26to load the table.
26:27Let's see now
26:27What do we do?
26:28That he hasn't loaded it,
26:29which is to throw him off.
26:31Turn the crank,
26:32Richie!
26:36For the angry face
26:37of this guy
26:37it will be better
26:38so that it doesn't catch us later.
26:39What a barbarity!
26:40This good man
26:41He is a notorious boxer.
26:43I could use my hands
26:44to go destroying
26:45the obstacles
26:45in its path,
26:46but as it is
26:47a little bit familiar,
26:48prefers to use
26:48another thing.
26:49Her super ass!
26:51There should have been
26:52used the fists,
26:53which are always more reliable.
26:54It's that the ass
26:54sometimes it works
26:55and sometimes it fails,
26:56of course.
26:57And here we have
26:58to one of the circus
26:59of sadness.
27:00Attentive
27:01to his acrobatics.
27:03What agility!
27:05What a show!
27:06so pitiful!
27:08How sad!
27:09Too bad!
27:09Really,
27:10come for this.
27:11Another famous boxer!
27:12I'm so crazy!
27:13Yes, what's up?
27:14Well, to be very crazy,
27:16this guy,
27:17the truth is that it moves
27:18very good on the board.
27:20Well,
27:20the table,
27:21the canvas of the ring
27:22they are practically the same.
27:23It's a question
27:24of square meters.
27:25The famous boxer
27:26has just been left
27:26the chin,
27:27but since he's crazy,
27:28I'm sure he doesn't care,
27:29because also
27:30manages to pass the test.
27:31How much has grown on me
27:32a branch on the neck!
27:33How strong!
27:33A singer
27:34Japanese flamenco!
27:35How salty it is!
27:36You can tell this guy is a singer!
27:38Do you want to plug me in?
27:39at once, please,
27:40I want to leave now
27:41before tomorrow?
27:42Well, come on,
27:43there it goes.
27:43Do you see it?
27:44If we hadn't
27:45plugged in for your own good,
27:46because for what
27:46you were going to last...
27:48Oh, how scary!
27:49It's a Chinese ghost!
27:50Fear?
27:51If what gives
27:51it's a shame.
27:53I am an animator
27:54sexy!
27:55Well, the animator
27:56sexy is going to show us
27:57how to lose
27:58the little that he has
27:59of sexy
27:59in a second
28:00and without pain.
28:01Well, pain
28:02yes there is quite a lot.
28:03And we arrived
28:04to the rolls
28:04of spring.
28:05The first contestant
28:06it's a great idea.
28:07And the captain
28:08of the fricazos
28:08comes closer to cheer him up.
28:10But of course,
28:10to encourage the fricazo
28:11I should have taught him
28:13a photo of Bafi
28:13to vampire hunters
28:14or something like that,
28:15that if not,
28:15does not dare.
28:17Clear,
28:17and the poor man goes into the water.
28:18But let's see
28:19to the last blow
28:20of the day.
28:21Try to jump
28:21two rolls at a time
28:23and so it goes.
28:24Clear,
28:24he was seen doing it
28:25to Indiana Jones
28:26and believed
28:26that he too
28:27I could do it,
28:27but it is that
28:28he is not Indiana.
28:29One of the pathetic circus.
28:31It's going to make us
28:31a trick
28:31before starting.
28:33Take it,
28:33on the site
28:34we have stayed.
28:35Let's hope that his performance
28:36be so pathetic
28:37like the trick.
28:38Man,
28:38his uniform
28:39It already promises a lot.
28:41Look how pathetic it is,
28:42that has fallen
28:42on the rebound
28:43ashore.
28:44But it is eliminated,
28:45No?
28:45It's just that it gives me a little
28:47of sorrow,
28:47let's let it go.
28:49How cool!
28:50The samurai
28:51is concentrating
28:52before starting
28:53the test.
28:53But the concentration
28:54it is not to pass
28:55the test,
28:56but not to feel
28:57the pain.
28:58Hey,
28:58what was I thinking,
28:59wasn't there before
29:00more rolls?
29:01It's that we have thought
29:01that with the useless
29:02what these teams were,
29:03if we did not remove
29:04some rolls,
29:05no one passed the test.
29:06Well,
29:06at least this gymnast
29:07has achieved it.
29:08Hey,
29:09notorious boxer,
29:10pose for a while
29:11for a photo
29:11what are we going to do to you.
29:12Look,
29:12look over there.
29:13No,
29:13that it was a joke,
29:14that there is no photo.
29:15Come on,
29:15strip.
29:16This boxer
29:17he was the stunt double
29:18three haystacks at a time
29:18in I made Roque 3.
29:21After that,
29:22his career plummeted.
29:24Well,
29:24the truth is that it didn't fall
29:25because it was never very high.
29:28Click,
29:28rows!
29:28We made a video
29:29with all the winners
29:30and that is what you have won.
29:31Let your faces come out
29:33in the video!
29:34Click on the video, Richie!
29:35And with this emotional moment
29:36in which we recognize
29:37to the losers
29:38that have reached the end
29:39not at all,
29:40the battle ends
29:41of the teams
29:41yellow humor.
29:42A tougher battle
29:43that the landing
29:44from Normandy.
29:45He's more or less dead
29:46the same people
29:47and the Spanish,
29:48as usual,
29:49we have stayed
29:50in quarters.
29:51Piltrifilla!
29:52We don't see!
29:54Or as they say in Japanese,
29:55my mother,
29:56the geeky one
29:57what was in the program
29:58today.
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