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00:00Tokyo, 2:37 a.m.
00:03Takeshi Kitano, tired of being accused of making stupid TV shows, decides to win an Oscar.
00:08At that moment he realizes that he hasn't made any film yet.
00:12What should I do?
00:13You have to exorcise her.
00:15It's done.
00:16For hell's sake!
00:17Hey, Takeshi, hasn't this movie been made already?
00:19No, no, it's never been made. Do you know what it's called? The Exorcist.
00:24Original, huh?
00:25May God catch us, confess.
00:26Stop fooling around and let's get rolling. We have to release the film before the Oscars.
00:30Are you ready?
00:30Yeah.
00:31Do you know what you have to do?
00:32Yeah.
00:32Well, now you explain it to me because he left me the script at home.
00:37And what does this one do?
00:39Well, I don't know.
00:40What are you doing?
00:42Hey, you're not a whore.
00:43You are a girl possessed by the devil.
00:47Let go, let go, that's mine.
00:48Okay, Junior, when I say the action starts, okay?
00:53Action!
00:56Let's see, who do you think you are?
01:04From my coprofile, okay?
01:06What's wrong, do you want to make her levitate?
01:08You have to get the demon out, your name is Father Carras, not Magician Carras.
01:11Okay, Taquesi, I got it.
01:12I'm going to try this.
01:16Demon lord, come out!
01:17We have him surrounded!
01:19Don't resist!
01:20Come out, sir demon!
01:21I think you've left the devil deaf.
01:27Not working.
01:29I'm going to try something else.
01:31We have to touch their soul.
01:33Let's see if we can get there with this.
01:37Again, Junior!
01:39Now up!
01:43Miracle, Junior!
01:44Looks like you got it.
01:46I don't trust it, the evil one is still there.
01:47Take the test, take the test.
01:48Come on, insult us in Latin.
01:50Rose, rose!
01:51It's still in there.
01:53We have to beat her with an olive branch.
01:55Let's see, where did I put it?
01:57Oh yes!
01:57There it is!
01:59Oh no!
02:00Not with the branch!
02:00Don't hit me!
02:02He's hiding!
02:03That means we're on the right track!
02:05Show us your face, Lucifer!
02:07Show us your face!
02:08Soak it in holy water!
02:09Good idea, Taquesi!
02:12Careful, careful, it burns!
02:13Sorry, sorry!
02:14Leave it to me!
02:16Wow, the holy water is so hot!
02:18Well, Junior, let's burn the devil!
02:20I've got the branch, Taquesi!
02:21Oh, oh, I burned my crazy ones, you bastards!
02:24Look what your filthy daughter is doing, look!
02:27Yes, that slut, yes!
02:28And I can be more, but please don't burn me again!
02:32Takesi, it's me!
02:33Junior Carras, I'm burning, I'm burning, Taquesi!
02:36Relief!
02:37Takesi, get a grip!
02:39Okay, okay, come on, that's fine!
02:40I'm not doing it anymore!
02:42Phew, thank goodness!
02:43At dawn!
02:46Tokyo, 2:39 a.m.
02:49Taquesi Kitano, tired of the difficulty of making a film that wins an Oscar, decides to create his own awards.
02:55And!
03:01The Chinese asshole is here!
03:03The shitty Chinese guy is here!
03:04If we win, we'll laugh!
03:06We are not going to read!
03:07Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
03:09Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
03:11Yellow Humor, wow!
03:12After more than 130 programs, with nearly 1,500 contestants appearing on Humor Amarillo in some 40 different competitions, the time has come to take stock.
03:29We've had it all: good times, bad times, average times, geeky times, but above all, we've had setbacks, lots of setbacks.
03:41Some better than others, but almost all painful, at least for those who have suffered them.
03:45But there are some that have been so spectacular that they will live on in our memories for ages to come and deserve to be recognized.
03:53Throughout this program and the next, we'll be looking at the 100 best contestants in the history of Humor Amarillo.
03:58And at the end we will know the 4 best shots in the world.
04:02That's why 4 has the honor of presenting the great Humor Amarillo awards gala from 3 cantos.
04:07Part 1.
04:08That's because there's also going to be Part 2.
04:10Hello! Welcome to the big Humor Amarillo awards gala.
04:14Takeshi, we're live. Please sit down, man.
04:18Thank you, thank you.
04:21Well, Takeshi, before we start I think you should put on your wig, because otherwise we're off to a bad start.
04:26Takeshi, you seem a little distracted, huh?
04:28I just don't understand why all this had to be set up.
04:31Well, to give out the Humor Amarillo awards, we had to have a gala, man.
04:34Yeah, yeah, but why?
04:35What do you mean, for what? For the award winners?
04:37Look, Junior, let me make one thing clear. The only one who wins the prize here is me.
04:40You just notice that yes.
04:41What do you mean, no? It cost me a fortune in bribery. I swore it did, guys.
04:44Is it true that you were bribed, Tani?
04:47I don't know what you're talking about, you little shit.
04:49The one you certainly couldn't bribe is Professor Asako, who is the author of the book
04:52The influence of Yellow Humor on the decline in accidents. Thanks for coming.
04:56When do we eat here?
04:57Then we eat advertising.
04:59Junior, I don't see where the hotties are.
05:02Takeshi, what are you saying?
05:03Where are the hot chicks?
05:05Takeshi, don't say that, my mother is listening.
05:07That's good.
05:08Mom, I told you to go to the hairdresser before coming.
05:12And so you don't complain, Takeshi, there's also a hottie.
05:15It is false that those of us who are pretty and blonde are stupid.
05:18Piece of the jury, right, Takeshi?
05:19Well, and here in these envelopes are the names of the winners of the Yellow Humor Gala.
05:24Well, bring it here, Junior. Let's open it now.
05:25Why wait, right?
05:26No, Takeshi, we have to see the nominees first.
05:30We start this hit parade of the 10 best hits with the zamburguesas
05:33and the consequences they leave in the competitions due to the zamburguesazos.
05:37I am 2.
05:38With you and 98 other idiots, we'll take a look back at the biggest duds.
05:43Blows that have left their mark on our hearts and on the bodies of the contestants.
05:48So get ready to see the best of the best.
05:51Uncut, uncensored.
05:52Pure Yellow Humor.
05:55Although we will not only see blows,
05:56We will also be able to see that sometimes foolishness has its reward.
06:01My goodness, how lucky I was!
06:03We will also learn about the loser syndrome.
06:06Loser!
06:08We also have contestants who have confused things.
06:11This one, for example, thought he was at the San Fermines and that a heifer was chasing him.
06:15He almost gored me!
06:16We later learned that he had mistaken the heifer for this contestant.
06:19Of course, poor thing.
06:21In addition to a madman calling her a heifer
06:23and that we forced her to put on that swimsuit,
06:25The poor girl took this tumble.
06:26And it wasn't that bad, he didn't empty the pool.
06:30This contestant helped us dispel the stereotype that the Yankees are a bit short.
06:35He certainly was.
06:36But after speaking with his family, on reverse charges,
06:39We discovered that he was the only one in his house who made such inappropriate use of his brain.
06:43I'm over it! I've left my exes behind! But I'm over it!
06:48USA!
06:49The ninth blow is delivered to a man who at first glance did not seem like the salte inbanki he really was.
06:54A double backflip without breaking your neck.
06:57Simply spectacular!
07:00Touch my nacasones!
07:01With this postman we discover that in hamburgers, sometimes dreams come true.
07:06Oh! My nacasones! Damn zamburger! I ironed them!
07:11And in this review, Rocketman couldn't be missed.
07:14And for those of you who don't know English, it means Rocket Man.
07:18Not rocket man, but rocket man who explodes.
07:22The heaviest child in the world enters the track wearing number 12.
07:27It's that he's fat, it's that he's a very slow eater.
07:29He takes a long time to clean his room and is the typical Brassers of the class.
07:33And of course, the yellow humor was not going to change.
07:36Any other contestant would have ended their participation here.
07:39But let's remember that we are dealing with the heaviest child in the world.
07:42He wasn't going to give up until he made us all yawn.
07:45When we were desperate, there was only one man who remained calm.
07:50Takeshi Kitán found a way to make the child react and finish the test.
07:54How come I'm not done already! I'm taking out my bow and arrows!
07:56Rather than end up stuck, the boy preferred to throw himself into the water.
08:00But at that moment he remembered.
08:02I can't give up! I'm the heaviest kid in the world! I can't give up!
08:06I tell this to the people I bore!
08:08Come on, you annoying kid! You can do it! Bore us!
08:12Okay, I'm not going to let you down.
08:14It's like I'm the most annoying kid in the world, I'm going to bore him to death.
08:18Let's see where I go now, here.
08:20And now... I bet I'm boring you!
08:23Yes! Yes, you're a pain! We love you, the world's most annoying kid! We love you!
08:27And this is the spectacle that occurs when a contestant has seen the film,
08:33who arrives late before getting on the burgers.
08:36The neurological damage is very evident.
08:38Long live, little one! Long live!
08:39Hurray, it's fair!
08:40Don't you dare bite me now, okay?
09:04Go ahead, you little rascal!
09:05We continue with the list of the 100 best hits in the history of Yellow Humor
09:09and now we stop at the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
09:12And when we say we stop, it's not that we stop,
09:15is that the contestant stops.
09:17This human melon deserves to be among the best for its resistance to going into the water.
09:22It would have been much less painful for him.
09:24Even if he had allowed Paco and Juanito to dismember him,
09:28would not have suffered so much.
09:29But no, he preferred to climb a gate.
09:32Why? We don't know.
09:35It remains a great mystery.
09:37Watch out, Paco! He's getting away!
09:40What do you mean, he's running away? I'm going the other way!
09:44Wretch! Take that, kick!
09:46At that point the contestant had nothing left to do.
09:49I was lost!
09:50But he kept fighting. Why? We'll never find out.
09:54They almost made him throw up the first bit of porridge, but he wouldn't let go.
09:58What reason did he have for putting up with it so much? He never told us.
10:01He didn't tell us basically because after that kick he became amnesiac.
10:05Oh, Tani, I'm so hot!
10:07Let's see, pistrafilla, let me check if it's true.
10:10Phew! You're burning up!
10:12This woman's hotness has deservedly landed her on the top 100 list.
10:17This is what happened when we locked her in the labyrinth with two big men like Paco Peluca and Juanito Calvici.
10:23Come here, bachota! Pay for my fire, I'll put out yours!
10:26You know it and I know it! Come here, big man!
10:28Hey, tell the bald guy to join in, I have some to give to all of you!
10:31Ma'am, please! You're confusing me!
10:34But the party doesn't end like that, does it?
10:35Paco and Juanito still had a lot to say.
10:38When provoked, they are even capable of making you a little hole.
10:42Come on, darling, come here, pay.
10:46Oh, now I feel much calmer!
10:48Well, we're going to put out your fucking fire!
10:49You're drowning me, you wicked beasts!
10:54Now I have the Aguadilla behind me, and then the puppy's.
10:58With number 16 comes the sad bald man.
11:02Look, kid, your mother is going to be sad!
11:05No, we're not saying you should be sad about that display of energy.
11:08In fact, he has been one of the few contestants who, even having been captured,
11:11He was able to escape from the clutches of Paco and Juanito to everyone's surprise,
11:15including Mario and Minita Kessi.
11:17What a surprise!
11:18No, if we nicknamed him the sad bald man, it's not because he was able to escape through the top of the maze.
11:25If we call him the sad bald man, it's because of this.
11:29Attention! Look, I'm like Brooklyn!
11:32Wow, that's sadder!
11:33And this chicken deserves to be on the list, if only to recognize the great discovery it made.
11:38He was the first to discover that with just one wet paw, you can cum much better.
11:43Until that moment he was lost, but he wet his paw and...
11:46He reached 120 kilometers per hour. No one could stop him.
11:50He only stopped when he went off the road.
11:52I'm going to take away all the points from your license!
11:54Thank you, thank you!
11:59Let's see, Kessi.
12:00Why are they saying thank you? You haven't done anything yet, man.
12:04Because I'm the director of this asylum, Junior.
12:06There you are right.
12:07Professor Asaco, what do you think of what we've seen so far?
12:10Well, look, I'll be very direct with you. I'm hungry.
12:13But...
12:13Yes, yes, a chorizo sandwich, a big sandwich, made with village bread.
12:17Muga to the seat, please.
12:19Go on, give him a chorizo sandwich.
12:21What chorizo?
12:22From cantimpalo, for being annoying!
12:26Practice four!
12:28One of the first to climb the tetú vine day was this four-year-old manager.
12:33Since he didn't pass it, and he almost lost his teeth, we were forced to change the test.
12:37With the argument that if he couldn't do it, nobody could.
12:40And we have to thank him in part for the change, because the next version of the Liana's Tetu Day gave us great moments like this one.
12:47All of Spain could see that the Japanese also know how to make croquettes.
12:51We can see it perfectly in the replay. It's coated on the platform and then in the pan.
12:59I like it better this way.
13:01Me too. The latest version of the test, Liana 3.0, has been the most spectacular.
13:06Without her, this woman would never have made it into the top 100.
13:10To the Indian, you little rascal!
13:11And from the vine we go to Indiana, to Indiana Cudeiro.
13:14The test in which contestants have to reach the top of the hill while being thrown rocks or die trying.
13:20Of course, the best are those who die trying, like this man.
13:24He thought, but if they're made of Styrofoam, that won't hurt at all.
13:28Yeah, yeah, it doesn't hurt at all, right?
13:29And to top it all off, Tani took to mocking the battered contestant.
13:34I'm going!
13:35This man's story particularly moved us.
13:38He told us he had come to Humor Amarillo to relax from the stress of the big city.
13:42I was fed up with the noise, the pollution, but above all I was fed up with the traffic jams.
13:47But that day, as a rock passed over him, he made a great discovery.
13:51He discovered that he himself was the person largely responsible for the traffic jams.
13:55Where he goes, where there's a traffic jam, hey.
13:59Gosh, I was a mounted one, wasn't I?
14:01And with number 23 this contestant is not there.
14:03This video was actually included by Takeshi's henchmen.
14:06Their mission was to expel the contestants from the shelters.
14:10But during this man's participation, we discovered that being locked up there for so long,
14:15had turned the henchmen into bad people.
14:17Pay attention to what happens next.
14:19The contestant manages to get one of the henchmen out of his box.
14:23And what do your colleagues do? Do they help you?
14:25No! They do everything they can to get it in.
14:27And to finish, they throw a rock directly at the contestant's head.
14:31That wasn't it. It was that one.
14:32Damn, these henchmen are really bad people!
14:35You have no heart!
14:49Hey, be careful, those aren't the keys!
14:59It's played!
15:00And we continue our review now with spring rolls.
15:04A test that, as you can see, has given us a lot of satisfaction.
15:07We've had contestants like this guy, who looked like he wasn't going to do anything special.
15:12But suddenly he said to himself.
15:14What if I do it backwards?
15:15A stroke of genius.
15:16Absurd, but a stroke of genius nonetheless.
15:19Well, I'm telling you it didn't work, right?
15:22Fearless!
15:23This kid in suspenders left us with a great blow and a great lesson.
15:27The lesson is, with spring rolls, as with life, there is no turning back.
15:31Well, there is a way back, but it's a little dangerous.
15:34Apart from being silly, because it means doing the test twice.
15:37And this great lesson, this profound reflection, would not have penetrated our hearts.
15:42if it hadn't been coupled with a big bag.
15:46Here I go, son!
15:48Long live my daddy!
15:49This father and his son also taught us a beautiful lesson.
15:51The great importance of the education of the little ones.
15:55You're useless! You're good for nothing!
15:58Logically, the child was repeating what he had seen at home.
16:01That is, he was giving his father a taste of his own medicine.
16:06Useless! You'll never amount to anything in life!
16:10Thanks, son!
16:11This video was almost included in the SOS Teenagers program.
16:15But since the father got into that mess, they decided in the end that it was better not to.
16:19Shame on you, daddy!
16:20Instead, this little woman opened our eyes in another way.
16:24That the rolls were not designed for short people.
16:26So the tall ones couldn't do anything like this.
16:30That's not true!
16:31Indeed.
16:32This girl, not much taller than the previous one,
16:34It showed us that short people were also capable of overcoming rolls.
16:39Of course, at the cost of spreading yourself a little.
16:42But no way, that can be fixed with a little bit of softening cream for the groin.
16:45And with a truss, of course.
16:47Let's see what happens on the 29th!
16:49That's me!
16:50Clothing is very important in rolls.
16:52We found out when this podium stepped on the bat and almost broke its neck.
16:56Stop, it's my turn!
16:57And we've reached the contestants who have elevated the rolls to the category of supreme test.
17:01This woman, between screams, is an example of this.
17:04All right, Piltrafilla. Wanna try again?
17:07Well, come on, let's get to it, champ!
17:09It showed us that a contestant can spend half an hour trying and still have fun.
17:14But, Piltrafilla! Get up, get up!
17:16Hey, please don't try that again. Don't try that again!
17:20Yes, yes I can, Tony!
17:21Okay, okay.
17:22Go!
17:23Well, come on, let's get to it, whenever you want, darling! Go for it!
17:26Third attempt.
17:28Piltrafilla, really, leave it.
17:30No! You'll kill yourself!
17:32Come, I'll rescue you! I swear I won't take advantage of you!
17:35I'll save you, but promise me you won't try it again, champ. Promise me!
17:39No, Tony! I have to get it!
17:42Well, come on, get in!
17:44Oh, how tired!
17:46Get on! And let's roll! Come on, pull!
17:48I'm going again!
17:49Fourth and last attempt.
17:52Careful, I won't save you with the little thing, okay?
17:55Look, we told you.
17:56This outstanding student of Bruce Lee put on a real display of blows.
18:02He started by hitting himself all over the stomach with a bag.
18:05And from there he continued hitting himself all over his body.
18:08The knees, the nacasones, the chest, to end up embedding the head.
18:14Come on, he ended up with his whole body covered in bruises.
18:18I'm going, Yoshino!
18:19I'd rather you hit yourself!
18:21Another of the stars of the rolls were this father and his son.
18:24A man who was capable of anything to brighten his little one's day.
18:29Do you like me, Shiro? Or should I get another one?
18:31And the queen of rolls arrives.
18:34Well, Quintrofilla, you know.
18:35Do it as always, so people don't get tired of seeing your hit.
18:38Come on, are you ready?
18:39Well, whenever you want, champion.
18:41For my audience!
18:42Words are unnecessary.
18:45Thank you, queen!
18:47She was the best, guard number one!
18:50If you want, you can call me son of the wind.
18:53And if we just saw the queen, now comes the king.
18:55If the queen is calm, the king is a bundle of nerves.
18:58Especially after the nacasones are embedded against a roll.
19:01At that moment it seems like a mouse has been put in his underwear.
19:05Not for whom.
19:06Oh, I can't stop! I don't know how to stop!
19:08Oh, thank goodness I got hit on the head and stopped!
19:12Damn, Junior, I'm fed up with presenting yellow humor.
19:15We're on the air!
19:21Well, here we are, delighted to present this yellow humor gala, aren't we?
19:25Ask your mother.
19:26Well Junior, son, if it's not too much to ask, I'd love to see a naked men fight.
19:31I think it's called Sumo.
19:32And you can see some things like this hanging from them.
19:35Can you put it on, please?
19:37Put it?
19:38Junior, your mom is a little needy, isn't she?
19:40Find her a boyfriend.
19:42And with Junior's mother's blessing, let's watch the best moments of...
19:46With great pleasure!
19:47Piltrafilla, I think you got the bottled blonde.
19:49This woman has been selected for her lung capacity.
19:53It made us all deaf.
19:55There is also room for kamikazes in this review.
19:59Piltrafilla, you're making me feel so sorry for you.
20:02They're going to destroy you.
20:05Juanito, have mercy!
20:06What's that?
20:07As he himself said, Juanito Calvicie knew no mercy.
20:11However, there is something that a bad beast cannot resist.
20:13Make him laugh.
20:16And the kamikaze knew it.
20:17So when the fight started...
20:19Come on, let the fight begin!
20:21...when faced with the pancakes, Juanito couldn't contain his laughter and the contestant got his way.
20:26He didn't win the fight, but he managed to stop Juanito from tearing his arms off.
20:30And that, whether you like it or not, can be considered a victory.
20:32And now we're going to talk about a terrible trauma.
20:37Go for the lady!
20:38The trauma that the poor woman suffered up to that point, our best fighter.
20:43After this day, nothing was the same.
20:45I knew I might lose a fight one day, but I wasn't prepared for the world to discover I wore a toupee.
20:52Wretch! That was my secret!
20:55And as a consequence of this moment, tragedy struck.
20:59And Trafilla, I'll just tell you one thing, okay?
21:01Be very careful with the toupee!
21:04From that day on, the lady was only worried about one thing: not seeing the cardboard again.
21:10To avoid this, he had even stapled his toupee to the back of his head.
21:13And of course, with that obsession in his head, plus the staples, he could no longer concentrate on the fight.
21:19And what should never have happened happened.
21:22The lady was defeated.
21:25Oh, mother! I've won! I've won! I've thrown her out of the loop!
21:29Poor lady! She never got back on her feet again!
21:32Make contestants without touching the toupee!
21:34But the worst part is that from that day on, panic spread among the big boys.
21:39The blonde bottle no longer slept a wink at night.
21:42He had a recurring nightmare where people found out he wasn't a natural blonde.
21:46That gives a pretty accurate picture of the individual's intelligence.
21:50The contestants had finally found the weak point of the strongest.
21:53He's scared! I've seen him!
21:56And from sumo we move on to one of the legends of a little yellow monkey.
21:58Just for that silly fall he deserves to be on this hit parade.
22:02But what she did next catapulted her to fame.
22:06Almost everyone knows her as the woman of loss.
22:10A year later, there's still laughter in the hospital's rehabilitation room when she walks in.
22:16And where there is also laughter is in this man's house.
22:19Neither his parents, nor his wife, nor his children can hold back their laughter every time they see him.
22:25In fact, they've already given him a nickname in the neighborhood. They call him... The Loser!
22:29I passed! I passed! I did it! I'm the best! I'm the best there!
22:34And I think they're falling short with the Pringao thing.
22:37And we conclude this review of the great chopstick with a man who proved that you don't need a trampoline to be a diving champion.
22:45Oh my goodness! I flew, didn't I?
22:49Hey, don't you dare chew now, okay?
23:09We continue to see the best jokes in the history of yellow humor.
23:12Now we stop at the killer Z, where we could see that a mother is capable of anything to save her son.
23:19Even if it's bouncing, because the child has bounced.
23:21Oh, son, you bounce so well! But please don't bounce if I'm not there!
23:26In Z Killer we were also lucky enough to see what happens when a contestant gets confused and thinks he's on Crónicas Marcianas instead of Humor Amarillo.
23:34I'm going to take off my pants, okay?
23:36He wanted us to believe that he was actually undressing to better hold on to the killer Z.
23:40But we are not fooled.
23:42Oh, I'm not hooking up properly! I'm wearing too many clothes! I'm going to take off my sweater!
23:47And before the rest of her clothes came off, we decided to put an end to this situation.
23:51Basically because this program is watched by children.
23:53Can I take off my underwear?
23:55Not that! You rascal!
23:56In the end, he neither managed to do the Full Monty nor passed the test.
23:59But I was happy.
24:01The one who did not know happiness was this woman.
24:03Well, he did meet her, but only for a little while.
24:05Until she discovered that if she didn't get the ironing board to the green arrow, she would be attacked by the monster from the dirty lagoon.
24:12He was so scared that he lost his speech.
24:14Oh, mother, I'm starting to get really scared and I don't know why!
24:17Well, I do know!
24:21Oh, I've become stupid!
24:24I'll get it!
24:26This man deserves to be among the best because thanks to him we can use proverbs and idioms.
24:32For example, don't sell the bear skin before hunting it.
24:35Don't sing victory before time.
24:37Getting up earlier doesn't mean the sun rises earlier.
24:40And what does that have to do with anything?
24:41It's that he gets up early.
24:43No, no, celebrate victory prematurely. That's the correct phrase.
24:47I did it! I did it! V for victory!
24:50Yes, you've made a fool of yourself, champ.
24:52And now we move on to a myth. One of the greatest of all time.
24:57I really have to do it again. I've been eating my brains out for a year and a half.
25:00Come on, Gazelle! Jump! You've got number 47!
25:03As if I'm 69. I don't want to hit myself anymore.
25:07Come on, jump! Jump, Mr. Gazelle!
25:08Gacela Thompson has a good chance of winning!
25:12Oh, my goodness! I can see I'm going to put it in again!
25:16And now let's look at three women who have saved the world from boredom.
25:20Each of them has contributed their grain of sand.
25:23Well, this one has contributed two grains of sand because we repeat her baggage.
25:26They are women who have stood up to make yellow humor what it is.
25:30No! Not on the face! Not on the face!
25:31Three girls who have stopped at nothing to keep the show going.
25:40These three are the Chinese women, the angels with a yellow sense of humor.
25:45Oh, I'm going to kill myself!
25:45And with you all, the man who has revolutionized nightclubs around the world.
26:02The sexy contestant!
26:04He was one of the winners that day, but he will be remembered for this.
26:07Move your skeleton!
26:15Nothing could stop their crazy dance.
26:18Not even the little boy who got into the big Chinese palace could quell his desire to wiggle.
26:23Shake it, champion! Shake it, come on!
26:34In short, this is one of the most memorable yellow humor performances.
26:39If Nakazone's cannon shots only made him dance, that means he's become a legend.
26:52Tell us, Professor Asaco.
26:53I just wanted to ask if you could give me the hot contestant's phone number.
26:56The thing is, at the university we need someone to liven up the faculty meetings.
26:59Introduce him to Pinky.
27:00Yes, yes, he has caught on.
27:02It's false. The one in the main caravan at Gay Pride wasn't me, it was my brother.
27:06And you, beautiful?
27:08What do you want?
27:09I'd like to see the video of Takeshi's worst moments now.
27:12What do you say, Takeshi?
27:14This girl has very good taste.
27:15Come on, put on the video.
27:17Wait right there! What's going on, Takeshi?
27:20Takeshi! Takeshi!
27:21What do you want?
27:22What the hell are you doing?
27:24What do you think?
27:25Many of you will have already seen it, but we cannot do a review of the best moments in the history of yellow humor.
27:30without stopping at the participation of our director, Takeshi Kitano.
27:35Okay, guys, now stay still, okay?
27:37Make a human bridge that I'm going to cross, as if it were the bridge over the Guay River, come on, I'm going.
27:44Takeshi has been a great example for everyone.
27:46Okay, guys, now it's time for the burgers.
27:49I'm going to go first, because I couldn't stand it if anything happened to any of you.
27:53My heart would break.
27:54Thank you!
27:54Don't give them to me, don't give them to me, I'm going.
27:56Takeshi! Do you really not want us to accompany you?
27:58Look, Mario, there are things a man should do alone, without witnesses.
28:02Takeshi! You're our hero!
28:04Of course!
28:05I don't know what all the fuss is about today. This whole switching to hamburgers thing is a piece of cake.
28:13Mario! Help!
28:14During these nearly 140 programs, Takeshi has demonstrated one thing: that before being a director, he is a good friend.
28:23Look, from now on I'll only do the easy tests. You do the rest, okay?
28:27Furthermore, Takeshi has always shown that he thinks of others.
28:30Come on, Mario, help me up. Grab me by the bull.
28:33And then who helps me up?
28:34I don't know, that's not my problem.
28:36Well then I'll let you go.
28:37He will be unhappy.
28:38But despite his generosity and his great humanity, Takeshi has never forgotten that television is a spectacle.
28:45Sometimes a pitiful spectacle, but a spectacle nonetheless.
28:51Takeshi, I've put only red balls. There are only red balls.
28:54Well done, well done.
28:55Oh, it will come out, it will come out!
28:58The red ball!
29:01It's Harry Potter's cousin!
29:04How lucky you are!
29:05And if a little cheating is required to guarantee the spectacle, then it is done.
29:10Takeshi!
29:11If I beat you, will you fire me?
29:13You can count on it, Harry Potter's cousin.
29:15Takeshi has also proven that he is a born winner.
29:18He doesn't like to lose even at bottle caps.
29:20Hey, Harry Potter's cousin.
29:22If you bite me, I'll fire you, okay? I'll tell you.
29:24But, Takeshi, then what do I do?
29:26For letting you win.
29:29Oh, not in the nakazones! Not in the nakazones!
29:32The boss has won! How good he is!
29:35Well, we're leaving now, but remember that the second part is still to come.
29:41If it's successful we'll do the third one.
29:42And the fourth one too.
29:43And for a pittance we make it to the farm.
29:45Well, jury members, we'll be waiting for you at the Humor Amarillo gala, part two.
29:49And to you all I just want to say goodbye.
29:52Or as the Japanese say, my goodness, I can't wait to find out who's going to be the best contestant in the history of Humor Amarillo.
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