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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo we open the door to the forbidden.
00:03Hey, please stop playing and open the door already.
00:06We'll show you images that will make more than one person fall face down.
00:11But above all, we have some hits that are enough to split you in half.
00:30Yellow Humor! Come back now!
00:36Hello, friends! Since I'm the filthiest character on the show, I've been chosen to host this Humor Amarillo special.
00:43Below we are going to see images that will make your hair stand on end.
00:47Prepare yourselves, because what you are going to see is very strong.
01:00Humor Amarillo's banned videos!
01:03Did you like the header? I made it. And the song too.
01:07Well, let's start with a super strong video.
01:09The day Takeshi discovered Juanito Calvicie's big secret.
01:13We didn't broadcast it because Juanito threatened to kill us all. Go ahead!
01:17Junior, this is so powerful. I still can't believe it.
01:20Who would have thought it?
01:21Juanito Calvicie is going to release my album.
01:23The photo doesn't do it justice.
01:25It's true, he looks much more handsome here.
01:26Hey, Takeshi, let's put on the record.
01:28Are you stupid? Do you think we should go deaf or what?
01:31How exaggerated!
01:32Yes, he sings worse than Jesulín.
01:33So you've heard it before?
01:34I listened for three seconds and couldn't stand it.
01:36The music went straight into my head and I stayed like that.
01:40And you know the worst part? It says there's a music video here.
01:42My goodness, what will that be like? We have to see it.
01:44But the video clip is great.
01:46Oh really?
01:47Yes, I was at the recording.
01:48I don't have a palm.
01:50Do you want to see it, Takeshi?
01:51Okay.
01:51Contract yourselves, Juanito Baldness!
01:54Go!
01:55Come on, Juanito! Let's record the music video for your first single!
02:06There! Don't hit me!
02:09Pass your trafilla, Juanito is waiting for you!
02:11This man is the music producer who convinced Juanito to release an album.
02:15That is, the guy who tricked him, because a total of six copies were sold, all six of which were bought by members of the show's team, with the sole purpose of making fun of Juanito Calvicie.
02:24In these images, broadcast for the first time on Humor Amarillo, we see what happened at Juanito's last meeting with his producer.
02:32So I was going to become famous, not miserable! So all the doors were going to open for me!
02:36No, Juanito, please! I can explain it to you! It's the marketing people's fault! They didn't know how to sell that gem of your album!
02:43Tickle him, Paco! Tickle him so he lets go! First we make him laugh, then we kill him!
02:49No! No tickling! It's okay, Johnny! I'll give you all your money back!
02:53It's late! I don't know if I'm going to become famous, but you certainly are! You're going to be on the front page of every newspaper, you bastard!
03:00By the face I'm going to give you! Let go, you coward!
03:04Wait, wait, he's trying to escape through the other side! I'm coming for you, traitor!
03:10Oh, kick or not! But, Juanito! I don't know why you're so angry! You've sold more than Leonardo Dantes! Please, have mercy! Oh, my goodness!
03:18No, no, no, you're moving me like that! I'm getting dizzy! I'm going to throw up my first lump of porridge!
03:23Wretch, I can't go out without people seeing me! Here! Pull on it! Come and get some more!
03:40Forbidden yellow humor videos!
03:43One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek!
03:47Next we will see some images that were not broadcast due to their extreme harshness.
03:55We were on program 46, in the one, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek test.
04:00Until that day we had done it backwards
04:02The animal was placed at the top of the ramp and the contestants, below
04:05But a screenwriter, who is no longer with us, came up with the idea of reversing the order of the products
04:10And the result was fatal, this contestant, who was the first to fall, had 16, no, 17, no, 18, sorry, 19, 20, 20 fractures in his neck.
04:18But she wasn't the only one, this poor woman had to wear a neck brace for the next 18 months.
04:24That is, he is still wearing the neck brace.
04:26But the massacre did not end here either.
04:28This woman twisted her leg and fractured the shoulder of the unfortunate man she collided with.
04:42Are you okay? Should we call Samu?
04:45I still breathe
04:46So I continue, one, two, three, to the Japanese hide-and-seek.
04:49I'm fine, I'm fine
04:55I just twisted my ankle
04:57Just the ankle? It can't be.
04:58Take!
05:00Wow!
05:01Say goodbye to your neck pain!
05:03And you don't even breathe, I can see you.
05:05One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek
05:07Watch out, I'm watching you, okay?
05:09One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek
05:14Very well, the champion has passed.
05:17Take a spanking on the ass
05:18Mother, how lucky I am, eh!
05:21Tell it again, come on.
05:22One, two, three, hide and seek
05:24What's up with me, witch!
05:27Witch of grace!
05:29Japanese!
05:31Oops, I broke my nose!
05:33One, two, three, Japanese
05:35I have seen you
05:36That contestant ended up with four broken ribs.
05:41One, two, three, Japanese hide-and-seek
05:44Let's see that foot, let's see
05:47Come on, come on, you bastard, come on!
05:50Oh, I need to go to the bathroom!
05:52How scary it was!
05:53At this moment the direction of Humor Amarillo
05:55Considering the number of injured
05:57That were scattered around the field
05:59He decided that enough was enough.
06:01Animal was ordered
06:02Let the two remaining wretches pass.
06:04More than anything to avoid having to respond to more lawsuits.
06:08Yes, because between the hospital expenses and the complaints
06:10Humor Amarillo's budget skyrocketed
06:13And until the last of the complaints has been resolved
06:15This video could not be played.
06:17One, two, three, hide and seek
06:23Hey, animal!
06:25Don't overdo it, it will be very noticeable.
06:27Japanese!
06:28Come on, come in.
06:28And no complaints, eh?
06:30Madam, madam!
06:31We have brought your children so you can say goodbye to them.
06:33Do you want to tell your mom something?
06:35Come on, talk!
06:37I didn't tell him so much.
06:38But how do you say that?
06:39He's fractured his tailbone!
06:41My foot hurts and I don't fall that much.
06:43Am I going to lose my temper?
07:09What nonsense, man!
07:10If I don't lose my temper, I'll never
07:12What these people do to give excitement to the program, really
07:15Well, let's continue with the banned videos.
07:17Next we will see what happens
07:19When you leave evidence in the hands of a pirate
07:22With bad musical taste
07:23In program 86 we put Pinky in charge
07:26And what you are going to see next happened
07:28Pirates! Make me rhyme on the 4th!
07:31Oops, I was wrong!
07:33Well, it doesn't matter.
07:33Today I am very happy because they let me take the test.
07:35From the hand of cakes in my style
07:37Pinky style!
07:38My favorite hostesses are also going to help me.
07:40The pirate duo!
07:43Don't change, don't change!
07:46Don't change, don't change!
07:48I'm still the same!
07:53With blue hands we are the spirros!
07:56Cheers!
07:57Hi how are things!
07:59Pinky wanted to give this test her own touch.
08:01And boy did he do it!
08:02With only three notes
08:03The contestants had to identify
08:05The song it was about
08:07Well, let's go with the first one
08:08It's the song of a woman I admire a lot.
08:11Let the music play, please!
08:16This test served us for one thing above all
08:18To discover that many contestants
08:20They have the same tacky tastes as Pinky.
08:22The hands say that it explodes in the or of Rafael Acarra
08:25Let's check if it's true!
08:26Explode, explode, explode my heart!
08:28Explode, explode my heart!
08:30Explode, explode my heart!
08:31All right, pirate!
08:32Very good!
08:33Hey, pirate!
08:34What good musical taste you have!
08:36You're qualified!
08:38Second round, pirate
08:40I'll just say that I've fallen in love with this song many times.
08:43Damn, even I know that one!
08:46Pirates say it's like living like this, a basket way.
08:49And the answer is...
08:51Correct!
08:57What good taste you have, pirate!
09:00I know!
09:00And now for the topic of a woman who has always made me feel things...
09:03Very deep!
09:05This is getting really tough
09:07If I weren't the host of the program, I would change the channel.
09:09They say they are Karina's love arrows and...
09:12Correct!
09:14And now, please give me a plan while I scratch my nose, guys.
09:17Thanks, pirate
09:20Pirate, you're the five!
09:22You know what you're getting, right?
09:24And for the end of the test I left a super song
09:26Let the party begin!
09:29Oh, there's a division of opinions here!
09:31Who will be the biggest pirate?
09:33Well, let's hear the correct answer!
09:41Pirate, you're the only one who didn't get it right!
09:43Pirate, I was crazy!
09:45Don't tattoo the bite!
09:46What bad taste in music you have, pirate!
09:49You almost got it right!
09:51I'd eat you all up, thief!
09:52Forbidden yellow humor videos
10:04And now we get serious because what happened during this test was not funny at all.
10:10We included it at the last minute so that children can learn how bad doping is.
10:14To the horse!
10:16These images were never broadcast because at the end we did doping tests on all the horses.
10:23We started to suspect when number 6 tried to graze on the asphalt.
10:27With all the grass in the labos, why eat stones?
10:31That was very strange
10:33And very painful
10:34At that moment the yellow took the lead
10:36But we kept noticing something strange
10:39Yes, number 6, the pink one, tried to graze on the asphalt again.
10:42And then the orange one performed the same operation
10:45What was going on?
10:46Why were some horses going at it like crazy while others kept hitting each other?
10:50Then pink, number 6, gave us the key again.
10:54Why was it so hard for him to get down the step?
10:57Everyone knows that horses go down stairs better than people.
11:00And when the orange reached the finish line, we made the decision
11:03They all had to be drug tested.
11:05The results were conclusive
11:07All the horses had been doped
11:09The only difference between the winners, the yellow and the orange, and the rest
11:14It's that they both had doped with quality producer, fine thing
11:17The pink one was wearing a blind man who doesn't see
11:19That's why children, you already know
11:22You have to do sports in a clean and healthy way
11:24No doping!
11:49How annoying, I'm going to lose my temper!
11:54You're worth it!
11:55I don't care what you say
11:56Because I'm not going to get nervous
11:58At least not as nervous as the confusing one we're going to see next.
12:02That a test destroyed us
12:04Say hello, you rascal!
12:05Hello, rock and roll children!
12:07Whatever you say!
12:07Because of this evil woman, we couldn't celebrate this test on program 96.
12:12Surfing on the ironing board
12:15She was the first to get on the board
12:16And nothing foreshadowed the drama that unfolded later.
12:19In fact, when we were convinced that he was going to pass the test
12:22This happened
12:24Because of that mess, the contestant was unable to reach the finish line 15 times in a row.
12:31Come on, he was going around and around for more than an hour.
12:35And when we were already desperate, when no one believed that the impossible would happen
12:39The miracle arrived
12:40A miracle in the form of a cookie
12:42Let's sing dominoes in Japanese!
12:47There are pirates who mess around, but not with each other, we mess around with our tongues!
13:03Oh, I don't know what I'm saying!
13:04This deadly domino was banned for its incredible cruelty
13:07Dominoes!
13:10I'm lame!
13:11And its cruelty was that only contestants with physical and mental problems participated in it.
13:16Some, like this man, had their little problem solved.
13:19Look how well he moves his cool paw now.
13:21I only have one kidney!
13:22Obviously, we don't broadcast this program because it's very wrong to laugh at people's flaws.
13:27I think my healthy kidney is damaged.
13:29This contestant's fear was understandable.
13:32With 20 diopters in each eye, he had come without glasses
13:35In fact, I was convinced that the dress she was wearing was a princess dress.
13:38However, thanks to his poor eyesight, he managed to pass the test.
13:41Where am I?
13:43No neck brace!
13:44This poor wretch's problem is his cervical spine.
13:48You can see how the neck is tilted backwards all the time.
13:51Of course, after giving it a little spin, it was as good as new.
13:55I suffer from migraines!
13:56The case of this neck was dramatic.
13:58After going through yellow humor, he has never stopped having headaches.
14:02I can't see anything either!
14:04And this is a pathetic moment
14:05There's nothing wrong with this girl, she's just a little silly.
14:08He thought that if he did the same as the temiopic conclusion, it would happen
14:12Yes, he laughed.
14:14I'm crazy!
14:16This individual was also quite short
14:18I had been repeating kindergarten for 35 years.
14:21That's why daddy takes it, and the worst thing is that she has a son
14:24How did you see dad?
14:25Good
14:25Hey kid, how are you coping with the fact that your dad hasn't tried preschool yet?
14:31He's your father without a doubt!
14:34Who cuts your hair like this, bowl cut in the front and Kiki cut in the back?
14:38Your mother!
14:40I came to kick my ass!
14:41Nothing's wrong with this girl either, she's just a brainless person.
14:45Wow! I really worked my ass off!
14:48Be careful with my teeth
14:49This girl's problem was already solved
14:52He had a mouth that looked like a city in ruins
14:55It had cost him a fortune to fix the piñata.
14:57And that's why when he put it in he gave us a good scare.
14:59Have you shown your teeth?
15:01Thank goodness!
15:02I am super gifted!
15:03The problem with this guy is that he was too smart.
15:06And what were you doing here?
15:07That was the problem
15:08Forbidden yellow humor videos
15:20The useless circuit of program 56 was banned for reasons of State
15:25In this test we had members of the Japanese royal family as contestants.
15:29And although it may seem incredible, in Japan you can't make jokes about them.
15:32Boy, let's laugh at the aristocracy!
15:38Long live the revolution!
15:47With the emperor!
15:49The first member of the Japanese royal family to ride the Hirohito circuit
15:53He was one of the emperor's sons-in-law
15:55We recommend that you do not participate.
15:57Because his specialty is not sports, but parties
16:00It's... How could we say it without offending?
16:03He's a little slow on the uptake
16:05Yes, because not seeing that piece of shit is a crime.
16:07The test started badly with this attack on the Japanese royal family.
16:11A little respect, please.
16:12But we have to say that with the Empress we did much better.
16:17We behave like true gentlemen
16:19The stone didn't even fall.
16:20The Moorish pincers were going at a slower speed.
16:23Even the trampoline wasn't elastic.
16:25I think we messed up there.
16:27Well, but we make up for it with the red boloncio
16:29That didn't even touch her
16:30And then tragedy struck
16:32Of course, it wasn't our fault.
16:34Your Highness, Your Highness, you have to go straight ahead.
16:38No, now back
16:39No, now straight ahead
16:40Now back
16:41Not backwards
16:42Now forward
16:43Oops, they hurt us on the forehead.
16:45Okay, Your Highness.
16:46Here I go, mommy
16:49With the Emperor's daughter we also try to be good
16:51But on one hand it turned out worse
16:52Worse because I was very nervous
16:55And because of those nerves he took more hits than expected.
16:58That is, more hits than we wanted to give him.
17:01For example, that ball should never have reached her.
17:05It was her who threw herself at the ball, eh?
17:08Not the other way around
17:09And of course, we had nothing to do with this blow.
17:14Everyone has seen it
17:17It was her, and only her
17:19Needless to say, we did everything in our power to prevent this from happening.
17:23That blow was also your fault.
17:26And apart from all the blows the emperor's daughter took
17:28As you can see,
17:30We had nothing to do with any of them.
17:33The good thing is that he went much further than his mother
17:35Although not enough
17:37Take a run, Your Highness! Take a run!
17:40But don't take a boost in the air!
17:41It wasn't our fault! We had nothing to do with it!
17:44Here I go!
17:45Despite its bad start
17:46Pretty bad
17:48And the emperor's other son-in-law showed signs of his great physical form
17:51Before joining the Japanese royal family, he was an elite athlete.
17:55And of course, it shows.
17:56With a top speed of 20 kilometers per hour
17:59The Emperor's son-in-law broke all records on the Hirohito circuit
18:03He was unstoppable
18:04Only one person could overshadow him.
18:06Himself
18:07Yes, because that top speed almost cost him a lot of trouble.
18:11You're going to lose your license points, you crazy man!
18:14But once that small hurdle is overcome
18:15Victory was already his
18:17Oh my goodness!
18:19What a machine!
18:20You're a machine, kid!
18:22I know!
18:24For Cudeirilandia!
18:25Hey!
18:26It's Prince Cudeiro
18:27The heir to the throne
18:28The Cudeira royal family
18:30Cheer up, Prince Cudeiro!
18:31Show the world that your blood is blue!
18:34No!
18:34You have killed the prince!
18:36No, let him be here!
18:37It fills me with pride and satisfaction
18:39Me too, I haven't died.
18:40What about the kiss of death, Cudeiro?
18:42Does it also work with princes?
18:44No no!
18:45It doesn't work with us at all!
18:46Well, come on, prove it!
18:48Oh, we're dying!
18:49No!
18:51The Cudeiros princes have given the kiss of death!
18:54Hello, Peña!
18:55What's happening?
18:55This man is a soccer player
18:57Penalty!
18:58Penalty!
18:59You gave me a penalty!
19:00He does not belong to the Japanese royal family.
19:02But he is a personal friend of the emperor
19:04And he participated in this test so that they wouldn't look too bad.
19:07Although because of that blunder, they almost made them look ridiculous.
19:10The idea was that at least someone, besides the emperor's sportsman son-in-law
19:14I could reach the end
19:16And he would have made it if it weren't for his poor physical preparation.
19:19Because the legs are going very well
19:20Now, with arms, things are very different.
19:23They failed him when he needed them most.
19:25They did not obey him
19:26They released him late and badly!
19:28Oh, those little arms, those little arms!
19:32For the Emperor!
19:34And the Hirohito circuit is prohibited
19:35It ended with a performance by the head of protocol of the Japanese imperial household.
19:39Which as you can see, he is not the most skilled guy in the world.
19:42His main task is to organize the emperor's calendar
19:45And above all, make sure that he doesn't arrive late to his appointments.
19:48Something that hasn't been doing too well lately
19:50From what the emperor has told him
19:52Who manages to reach the goal
19:53Before the robot that runs over the scenery
19:56Or you're fired!
19:57This man is going through a lot of nerves.
19:59His legs were shaking
20:01And he liked to stand up
20:02And when I was about to get it
20:04The robot appeared by surprise
20:06Oh, mother! Oh, mother!
20:08I'm out of work!
20:09I'm late and they're going to fire me!
20:11Oh, they're firing me! Oh, they're firing me!
20:13Dismissed!
20:14Come on, get that guy out of the street!
20:17Gosh!
20:18Well, let's see what kind of work I do now.
20:19Hey, Pepe
20:23They say you're going to lose your temper
20:24You're going to get hysterical.
20:26It's true?
20:27Look!
20:28I'm fed up with these lies.
20:30I'm not going to lose my temper, damn it!
20:32Leave me alone!
20:33I have to present the following video.
20:35In which some children are in danger of dying
20:37Yes it's true
20:38This is what happened
20:40In the beginnings of Humor Amarillo
20:41We are in one of the first Yellow Humor programs
20:44In the final test known as
20:46The deadly bumper cars
20:47It was the time when we had not yet said goodbye
20:50Sorry
20:50The time when cousin Mario was still
20:52Presented with Takeshi
20:54This test like others
20:55It was in evidence request
20:56Never better said
20:57And neither short nor lazy
20:59We decided to use children
21:00To see how it worked
21:02Very young children
21:03The mechanics of the test were very simple
21:05The children's team had to break the paper cookie
21:08What Takeshi had in his car
21:09And at the same time try to prevent the scabs from breaking theirs
21:13Losing the paper cookie meant elimination
21:16There we see the moment when one of the children's cars was eliminated
21:20Everything was going swimmingly when we realized one thing.
21:23These kids don't have a driver's license!
21:25But it was too late
21:26The tragedy hit us full on
21:28Oops! Where are the brakes?
21:30Oh, we're going out!
21:32Oh sorry, we broke down the car.
21:33Give us another one?
21:35Of course this video was banned
21:36So that not even the DGT would see it
21:38Neither the child's defender
21:39And attention, now we arrive
21:41To the hot videos
21:42You're going without panties!
21:43Those words spoken by the contestant
21:46They assumed that these images
21:47They have been hidden until today
21:49When he found out
21:50The producer of Humor Amarillo said
21:52A contestant in a miniskirt
21:54And what goes without panties?
21:55This is a must see!
21:56That's why
21:56After receiving the golden ball
21:58Madness ensued
22:00On the set of Nakazone's cannons
22:02The new pirate was aiming directly at the miniskirt
22:05First
22:06They aimed badly
22:07But then
22:08Then they hit the target
22:10Oh pirate!
22:12We want to see what you're wearing underneath.
22:14When the broadcast had already been interrupted
22:16We were able to discover that the panties thing
22:18It was fake
22:18But if you wear panties, pirate
22:20How can you not be fooled like that, you slut?
22:23Let's see
22:24Are you wearing panties or not?
22:25See it yourself
22:26Let's see, again?
22:29But you're wearing panties, troll?
22:31Why have you deceived us?
22:32Because of your lie
22:33These images have been banned
22:35Also, I'm going to tell your mother so you know.
22:37I will resist!
22:39And boy did it hold up!
22:40This man's participation in the program 69
22:42She was not eliminated for indecent behavior
22:45But because he was a pain
22:47As you can see, that circus tightrope walker
22:50And its ability to hold on the bridge
22:52It was historic
22:53More than historical, it was boring
22:55And it didn't start badly at all.
22:57He even got a rear model with the hits we were giving him.
23:00We were all convinced
23:02That we were facing a great contestant
23:04When the catastrophe happened
23:07That blow to the jerolo should have meant the end of him.
23:09But the cool guy refused to go down.
23:11Wretch! Fall down!
23:13And on top of that he gives us the victory sign.
23:15Thanks to his tightrope walking skills
23:17Not only did he suddenly recover
23:19But he also managed to climb back onto the bridge.
23:21And he was there for two more hours
23:23Trying to get to the other side
23:24And it's not like I got it after those two hours.
23:27We turned off the lights on the set.
23:29And we went home
23:30We left him there alone
23:31To the annoying uncle
23:32Hey, we're leaving.
23:33There you stay
23:34You will know what he does
23:35But if I were you I would get off.
23:37It didn't come down!
23:38The annoying uncle froze to death
23:40And what it cost us to defrost it
23:41Humor Amarillo's banned videos!
23:55Pirate! Do you know how to say Maradona in Japanese?
23:58Maradona!
23:59Let's play!
24:01You will have already discovered it
24:03The man stuck to the ball
24:04It's not Maradona
24:05Sino Junior
24:06The co-host of Humor Amarillo
24:08With Takeshi
24:09Who was facing this child
24:10In one of the first Yellow Humor programs
24:12This first appearance meant for Junior
24:15A multiple fracture of the coccyx
24:17Furthermore, since that day
24:18Junior began to hate children with all his soul
24:20It's that I saw one and took it out on him
24:22Take it, you bastard!
24:23Eat ball!
24:25Boo!
24:25You're a boo!
24:26But instead
24:27That day we discovered that Junior
24:29He had the makings of a television presenter
24:31His mission was to break the child's paper cookie.
24:33With the water pistol
24:35However
24:35He was more worried about the ball
24:37Which is what great presenters basically do
24:40To ignore the script
24:42And do whatever he wants
24:44Of course
24:45Once Junior managed to move up a category
24:47He had all copies of his performance as Maradona erased.
24:50All
24:51Except for the one Takeshi kept.
24:53What is this that we are seeing?
24:54And why wouldn't Junior want anyone to see these images?
24:58What is there in this video that could damage the image of the yellow comedy presenter?
25:02The answer is very simple
25:03This is what embarrasses Junior
25:06Hey, hey Junior
25:08I've broken your cookie.
25:09I broke the cookie, I won
25:11Sure enough, Junior was defeated by an 8-year-old boy.
25:15Loser!
25:17You're a loser!
25:18A child has beaten you!
25:19He's got you!
25:19He's got you!
25:49That you have won the barbarities like Takeshi did!
25:51Look, now that I've said it I've remembered
25:53Let's put the censored video in which Takeshi Junior gets stupid
25:57My goodness, what they released!
25:58Junior, I have an idea!
26:00Well, I don't have it, Takeshi.
26:01Let's tell dirty jokes
26:03But Takeshi, this program is watched by children.
26:06And?
26:07We can't make dirty jokes, it would look awful.
26:09Okay, well, whatever.
26:11You, tell a dirty joke
26:12This and it has come out to me that the lock of a prison
26:16In fact there is no joke or anything
26:18But Takeshi, what a terrible thing he said!
26:21Look, Junior, don't touch my balls, okay?
26:23But Takeshi, how do you get by?
26:25I'll tell you what I said to a girl the other day
26:27I'm afraid of you, Takeshi
26:28I told her, baby, I'll lend you my stove.
26:30Wait, Takeshi, these are kids and they can't hear it.
26:33Okay, okay, come on, I'll whisper it to you.
26:35Have you heard what Takeshi said?
26:39That has no cables on your stove, but also plugs in
26:41Could the guy be dirty?
26:47Let the contestants get ready!
26:50Because I'm going to start handing out scratches
26:53Allianón!
26:58Enlighten Buddha!
27:00This test video, I want to be like Spiderman
27:02It was banned so as not to offend Buddhists.
27:04And you will ask yourselves
27:06What does Buddhism have to do with jumping against a wall?
27:10Free Himalayas!
27:12Well, all those who held onto the rope
27:14They were Tibetan monks and nuns
27:16Who came to the program to raise funds for their cause
27:18As you can see, they did quite badly.
27:21Some worse than others
27:23This was one of the ones that came out best.
27:25Others were not so lucky.
27:27Independent Tibet!
27:31The Dalai Lama, for example
27:32He spent two months having to put ointment on his back.
27:36A spectacular tackle
27:38Take it, Dalai! Take it!
27:40I'm a bird!
27:42How Buddhists believe in reincarnation
27:44This nun thought she was a bird in the afterlife
27:47Take that, what a bag!
27:50It hasn't flown much, to be honest.
27:51Let's interview her to see if she can clarify this for us.
27:54Come on Pepe, interview her!
27:56I know you are against violence
27:58But give this one a few blows to the chest
28:00And you'll see how you let off steam like this.
28:02Now you come on, man!
28:06Hit her in the chest!
28:07No man, no, she's a nun.
28:08Didn't I get any shit?
28:10I'm horny!
28:12Oh, that didn't sound like a typical Buddhist monk phrase, really.
28:15I don't know, it must have slipped through the net.
28:17Yes, it has slipped in
28:18Look where Uncle Gochino got stuck.
28:20Of the nacasones!
28:23I don't know if I'll know!
28:24Yes, Piltrafilla, of course you know, it's very easy
28:26But start it! Start it now, you bore!
28:30Well, the nun was right, I didn't know.
28:32Come on! Go back to the temple to pray!
28:36At your service!
28:37Wow, a Chinese soldier has already sneaked in.
28:39If they don't leave the poor Tibetans alone, neither in the sun nor in the shade
28:42Well, at least he's taken his share of hits.
28:45We make no distinctions here.
28:46Gosh! I'm going to do it with a pirouette!
28:49But let's see
28:51If they don't know how to do normal things, why do they complicate their lives?
28:55With pirouettes, he says
28:56It's not like this is the circus.
28:57And with that pirouette with a blow included
29:00Finish this unedifying video
29:02May the Buddhists forgive us!
29:04We did it with all our hearts!
29:05You've already pissed me off.
29:32I'm sick of you saying I'm going to lose my temper.
29:35Why are you harassing me like this?
29:37What have I done to you?
29:38Well, I tell you one thing.
29:39I'm not going to lose my temper
29:40I'm not going to lose them!
29:42I'm not going to lose them!
29:45I've lost them!
29:47Calm down, Pepe, it's already there.
29:48The program is over, don't worry.
29:50As it is said in Japanese
29:52Can you give me my medication?
29:54It's just that I'm nervous.
29:55I'm not going to lose them!
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