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00:00Are you tired of seeing the same old brutal hits?
00:05Are you bored to tears because we always give you the same tests?
00:10Well, all that's going to change, because today we're going to be surprised by a new and spectacular test.
00:30Yes, as we've said before, today Humor Amarillo premieres a new, surprising, majestic, incredible test.
00:44We just have a small problem. After 133 programs, we're out of ideas.
00:49We don't have a single new idea.
00:51So who has to invent the test?
00:53Well, anyone who has an idea, the contestants, the presenters, you, because today...
00:58We're running a public competition for ideas to create a new test!
01:01Are you going to be a notary?
01:03I have an idea, Takeshi.
01:04To have an idea you need two brain cells, Junior.
01:07Look, Takeshi, I'm going to show it to you. And you're going to freak out.
01:11Oh my goodness, what do you have to get up and everything? What a drag!
01:14Listen up, Takeshi! Because with this test, he's sure to win the contest.
01:21Wow, huh! Takeshi, he's here!
01:24Looking at the girls' locker room again.
01:26Leave it, one day they'll catch you!
01:27Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion!
01:31This is crap, Junior.
01:32No, you don't understand. Look, the contestants dress up in funny things.
01:37And you have to shoot them with the cannon.
01:38You eliminate those who are knocked down. The rest pass.
01:41Oh, Takeshi! Oh my goodness, I'm so nervous!
01:44The barrel is a bit beat up, because it's the one we use in all the tests.
01:47But it will do.
01:48Hey, if you knock down more than four contestants, you win a surprise prize, Takeshi.
01:52Come on, I'll give it to Alon.
01:53You can start now!
01:56To the! Kill, Takeshi! Kill!
02:01But give him a little joy, man!
02:02All right, you've given him the Statue of Liberty! Screw him!
02:07And now he finishes the pack of cigarettes, because he kills people.
02:10Come on, Takeshi!
02:12Come on, you're not having a good time, thief.
02:14Come on! You've already knocked down two contestants!
02:16Throw two more and you win the prize!
02:18Hey, you Rodin thinker!
02:21Fall down, or it'll only get worse! I'll warn you!
02:23I'll still blow your head off!
02:26Wow, that's for not throwing yourself away!
02:28And now I'm going for Robin Hood!
02:29I never believed that he would steal from the rich to give to the poor!
02:32He kept it all!
02:34All right, Takeshi! Four down!
02:36You've won the prize!
02:37But keep shooting! Keep going, there are still balls left!
02:41Wow, it's over!
02:43Mr. Jury, I hope you take into account that my evidence is the best.
02:47Where is my prize?
02:47It's coming, it's coming, eager!
02:49Please pass Takeshi's award!
02:52I love you, Takeshi! We'll be friends forever!
02:57Don't touch me, you bastard!
02:59No, you're a koala! Let's kill him!
03:01I'm sure they'll give me a fortune for it!
03:03Aim for the face, Takeshi! Aim for the face, it's a weak spot!
03:06No, not to your face, I'm the last koala! No!
03:10No animals were harmed in the filming of this sketch.
03:13But a geek dressed as a stuffed animal, yes.
03:15And what a joke! I think Charlie once told me!
03:17If you can't think of any ideas, the best thing you can do is plagiarize!
03:22I love unscrupulous people!
03:27So a cultural test, huh?
03:30To learn things, right?
03:31Is that what you thought, you bastard?
03:33Yes, to learn!
03:34You've been fooled! We don't want any culture here!
03:37Take note, guys! Culture is not good!
03:39And pay attention, because today we have among us the creator of the zamburguesas,
03:43the legendary inventor, Lamonchu Ganchilla.
03:46Lamonchu, do you have any ideas for a new test?
03:48Yes, one with a heifer.
03:50Looks good, Lamonchu!
03:52You are a genius!
03:53But it will be up to the jury to decide.
03:56We can tell them your ideas, yes or no?
03:59Is this your idea?
04:00A test where you have to smoke?
04:02Very nice, very nice for children.
04:09All right, Vitrofilla, you just burned your tongue.
04:11Unfortunate!
04:12Let's see, next one!
04:13What is your idea, Vitrofilla?
04:15In doing this!
04:19What a shame, really!
04:21I saw you hiding it up your sleeve!
04:23Let's see, the last one, please!
04:24My test is about smoking through your nose.
04:27Look, like that!
04:31See if you haven't expelled the smoke, you bastard!
04:35My goodness, what a failed ideas competition!
04:38You can't just take everything for granted!
04:40Sorry!
04:41Let's get to it!
04:46Hello!
04:47I've also had an idea for a new test.
04:49It's just that when I get going I'm very creative, you know?
04:52I'll tell you.
04:53My test involves placing a treadmill next to a lake.
04:56You have to run for half an hour, because if you stop you'll fall into the water.
04:59What do you think?
05:00It's good, right?
05:01Hello, Pepe!
05:02Hey, this is taking up a bit of space, isn't it?
05:03You have to give it more speed to burn fat.
05:06Wow!
05:07Then tell me how it went, champ.
05:14Wow!
05:15Now I have to walk around in wet underwear all day.
05:18Then I'm sure I'm smarting.
05:21As you can see, my test is the father party.
05:25I'll tell you my idea in a moment!
05:27But first I have to scream!
05:29Let's play Tetris!
05:30Well yes, it seems that everyone here has ideas for new tests.
05:34While the Chinese Tetris begins, let's listen to Tani's.
05:37Tracillas, my idea is called human tetris.
05:40And it consists of playing Tetris as it really was, with the figures falling into a pit and forming lines.
05:45But in my test the figures would be the contestants.
05:48That is, you would have to build a pit and then throw the contestants disguised as tokens into the void from a height of 100 meters so that they would form lines.
05:55But that's outrageous, Tani.
05:57Not that it's your fault, I think it's cool.
05:59Just seeing the crashes the contestants were going to get when they fell from the top was going to be pretty spectacular.
06:05Well, let's leave it to the jury to decide if your test is the winner.
06:09We connect with our reporter Pepe Nivisto.
06:11Hello gorgeous!
06:12Please help, I need help!
06:14But I just wanted to give you a hand!
06:15That's why I'm running away!
06:16There are kids who have no idea and don't know what to do with the token.
06:19Others, however, after fitting the piece together, see the light and a spectacular idea comes to mind.
06:25That man came up with the idea that instead of tokens, the contestants would have to be put into the mold.
06:29Thus they would have various and multiple muscle pains.
06:33And what's wrong with you?
06:34Look at what a huge chip I have!
06:36Come on, pig, pull!
06:37There are only a few seconds left until Tani whistles the end of the race.
06:41Come on, kids! I heard there are only a few seconds left until Tani blows the whistle to mark the end of the race!
06:46Those few seconds have passed. Tani takes the whistle, puts it in her mouth, and...
06:52Oh, those who had no ideas, eliminated!
06:55And the rest to the Chinotaur's labyrinth!
06:59Juanito Calvicie also has an idea for a test!
07:03And it's not like hitting the contestants with that metal rod, is it?
07:07It's putting your son Juanitín in the labyrinth and calling for the test...
07:11The game is played among bald men!
07:13He is his son, there is no doubt about it.
07:15To the bald guy!
07:16Next, this man will explain his idea to us.
07:20Yes, that's what it's about, screaming.
07:22The contestant enters the maze and the one who manages to scream the loudest wins.
07:26Oh, what a lazy day! It's completely out. What we're looking for is a test that really hurts.
07:32Maybe this man has the solution.
07:34Yes, that's what we're looking for. Before we even enter the labyrinth, there's already a lot of baggage.
07:39This clumsy fellow has proposed a painful, but not very original, test.
07:42The water surrounding the labyrinth is at a temperature of one thousand degrees Celsius.
07:46And so we've put it on this guy, who, although it seems he's not mutating, is getting all his skin peeling off.
07:51My idea is about friendship!
07:52Well yes, this geeky guy has proposed a test that involves the contestants becoming friends with Juanito and Juanitín.
07:58Hey, guys! Where are you? Oh, here! We're making friends!
08:03Sure, sure! Come here, buddy! Friends forever, as the Manolos used to sing!
08:08As he has just found out for himself, his idea has been a complete failure.
08:12A test about friendship. But who would come up with that?
08:15I should have invited them to the movies!
08:18What's your idea, Piltracilla?!
08:19The boy went blank at that question.
08:21I didn't know today's show is an ideas competition.
08:24And I didn't know that the best of those ideas would become a new test at the end of the program.
08:28So he goes home.
08:30This cute girl wanted to make a test that was very easy to pass.
08:33And he proposed a Chinotaur labyrinth, but without Juanito or Juanitín.
08:37That, apart from being a bad idea, is boring, because we wouldn't see things like this.
08:42Damn bald guys!
08:43This contestant had one of the most surprising and ridiculous ideas of all.
08:47His idea is that people can cheat on tests, as he just did.
08:51Time is not important!
08:53This idiot is always late everywhere.
08:56That's why their proposal is that there be no time limit on the tests.
08:59So, if you want to spend three months trying to overcome the labyrinth, you'll spend the whole time stuck there.
09:03The kid has emerged from the maze with his neckties and...
09:07Three weeks later, the uncle guides himself without daring to enter.
09:10Man, normal, they were waiting for Juanito and Juanitín at the door.
09:13So I decided to use the previous contestant's strategy, cheating.
09:17Although it didn't work out and ended up being a public source.
09:19The little Samurai had a brilliant idea.
09:23We'll hear it later, because now...
09:25To the gate!
09:26We arrived at the gates of panic.
09:28Let's hear this man's idea.
09:30May all doors be good.
09:31Yeah, man, that idea isn't cool at all.
09:33Well then very slowly.
09:35Wow! I didn't hurt myself at all.
09:38You're pissed off!
09:39Damn, these cheating contestants are getting on my nerves.
09:42Although these others who leave their lives against every door, make me euphoric.
09:46And what was the idea behind this?
09:47Well, it's a competition to see who has the whitest teeth.
09:51He would win without a doubt.
09:52The time has come to listen to the little Samurai's idea.
09:55Go ahead, little Samurai! Tell us!
09:57Well, it's about a guy dressed as a Samurai...
09:59...has to jump on little boats to cross a lake.
10:02Not bad. We'll see what the jury thinks of your idea.
10:04It sure has more points than this one.
10:06It remains to put knobs on the doors so as not to dislocate the shoulder.
10:10This kid's idea wasn't bad.
10:12It was that the contestants who went through a bad door...
10:14...will score double.
10:15The thing is, I don't know if anyone would be able to get through a bad door...
10:20...because the kid has given you a hard time and nothing.
10:23The test that this spirit of life has designed is most cruel.
10:26It consists of electrifying the network to trapacontestants...
10:29...for those who fall there to be scorched.
10:31Look, what just happened to him.
10:34Just, thank you!
10:35Try it with another one, I have macaroni that sparks!
10:37This girl came up with a terrible idea.
10:40At the last minute people could withdraw if they were afraid of the test.
10:44But aunt, you haven't even knocked on the door!
10:46Yes, but it's just that it really impressed me lately.
10:48I have seen my life pass before many eyes.
10:51This man with a wife and five children had a great idea...
10:54...so that the contestants would give it their all in the test.
10:57How is he doing?
10:58The program takes out life insurance policies for its contestants.
11:02And if he dies, his wife and children will get a fortune.
11:05That's why this contestant wants to die, to give his family a better life.
11:09Although he has failed in the attempt.
11:10You'll see when my wife stays.
11:12Junior, this geek is a samurai.
11:14Yes, I know, Takeshi.
11:16And this is the test that I invented.
11:17It's called "Passing the boat," the samurai boatman told me.
11:20But Takeshi, the plagiarism proves to the little samurai.
11:22Junior, be quiet, you're getting paid.
11:23Okay, okay.
11:24Look, Junior, it's not a rip-off, it's a remake.
11:26It involves contestants dressed as samurai...
11:29...they have to jump on top of those boats until they get to the other side.
11:32That?
11:32You're freaking me out, Junior.
11:33What a good day have I had?
11:35I bet you've never heard of it before.
11:36What do you want to do with that hamburger?
11:38I'm going to nail you.
11:40And you, samurai, come on, shoot.
11:42We samurai are not afraid of death.
11:44You have neither fear nor shame.
11:46Why are you wearing this little outfit?
11:49Hey, samurai, so as not to be afraid of death...
11:51...you're taking a while to get going, aren't you?
11:53It's not because of that, you bastard.
11:54That's why there is no way out.
11:56Come on, samurai, get going or we'll commit hara-kiri on you.
12:00Gosh, look, Junior, I think my test is going to win without a doubt.
12:03There is no need for the jury to meet.
12:05I take the prize hands down.
12:07Takeshi?
12:08Did he kill himself?
12:09If he's killed, I'll kill him now, don't worry.
12:13No samurai were harmed during the filming of this sketch...
12:16...although the sword was stuck in a very painful place.
12:18Takeshi's test is a vulgar copy of the hamburgers, it must be said.
12:21And now we're going to look at the classic test, the one that will never go out of style and the one that makes millions of people laugh, including Takeshi himself.
12:28This John Travolta impersonator had the idea of holding a competition where people dance and are given points on their performance.
12:33We called it Look Who's Dancing on Burgers.
12:36After seeing what Caesar thinks he is, with Laura's crown on his head, we asked him about his idea.
12:41Better, better, because it looks horrible.
12:43He is not a child, he is a very small man.
12:45He wanted to do a test that was a debate, where the contestants argued that the one who did it best would win.
12:51A proof of argument?
12:52Go on, shut that guy up forever.
12:54This athlete presented a test that consisted of running the 100 meters.
12:57But that already exists.
12:58Yeah, but it doesn't end like that with the guy leaving his chest on the shore.
13:01And pay close attention to this man.
13:03His idea for a new contest was called Factor Zamburguersa, and it was a singing contest.
13:07Super Superman! I love you!
13:10Hey, a four-man manager! And his ideas are always excellent!
13:13He has proposed that everyone should join in except for him.
13:16Wonderful! Incredible! Another magnificent idea!
13:18What are managers like when they give ideas, yes?
13:20This poor wretch has a little problem.
13:22He's heard the manager's idea, so he knows he's going to fail.
13:25Although at least he tries to add a little spice to his baggage.
13:28This hottie is wearing armor. That was his idea for the new test.
13:31Shoot out his eyes! They're unprotected!
13:34Not anymore!
13:35Well, while this poor wretch is competing, let's take stock of our ideas.
13:38So far we've seen 84 and none of them are good.
13:41As you know, we have to find one by force to do a new test at the end of the program.
13:46So let's see if we can get our act together a little bit.
13:49Wait, wait, I'm hearing that Pepe just had a very original idea and wants to tell us all about it.
13:53Come on, go into the water, Pepe has to go live.
13:57Hello, hello, hello!
13:58I'm a big fan of spaghetti westerns, and the test I invented is based on that, on cowboy movies.
14:03It's called The Ugly, the Bald, and the Pirate.
14:05Three evil gunmen will appear through that window and I have to shoot them before they hide.
14:11If I manage to kill them all, the test is passed.
14:13You have to be very quick with the guns.
14:15So let the duel begin!
14:18Pirates don't kill me!
14:19Damn, it got away from me!
14:22It's just that I was caught off guard, but it won't happen again.
14:30I've done it, I've finished off the ugly one.
14:32Now I only have the bald man and the pirate left.
14:39As Clint Eastwood would say, no forgiveness!
14:41He put a wretch!
14:43You said this wasn't meant to be in a western movie.
14:45And we are often called the ugly and the bald one!
14:47You're going to find out!
14:49I stand alone in danger!
15:00I have test ideas too!
15:02Mine is called Here they charge even the tato.
15:04And it means that not only the fuels are going to be hit hard, but also the technical equipment.
15:09It's a beautiful day in the yellow humor studio.
15:12The temperature is very pleasant, around 20 degrees Celsius.
15:15And humidity is relative.
15:17By the way, it's about to start, catch me that ball.
15:19The test in which the contestants have to catch the ball thrown to them by the animal.
15:24Well, let's put my idea into practice.
15:26You'll see how you split your chest.
15:27Don't accuse me of killing or laughing, eh?
15:29Come on, here goes the ball, catch it or you bastards!
15:32But wait a minute, let's see, the contestants have fallen, but I don't see that anyone from the technical team has crashed.
15:39Wait a minute!
15:40What, did you like the mess the cameraman got into?
15:46What have you gone for?
15:47Of course.
15:48On top of earning a pittance and working 24 hours a day, now he has to take the fall.
15:53The contestants have expressed their solidarity with the technical team and have begun to complain.
15:56That's no way to treat workers!
15:58You are bad people!
16:00We have to stop these people now!
16:03Let's go on strike!
16:05On strike?
16:06Yes, go on strike, you'll see what happens to you!
16:09The contestants have decided to go on strike and therefore refuse to take the ball.
16:13Animal is very angry about the boycott and goes after the strikers.
16:17Stop the strike, you bastards, I'll kill you!
16:20You've been warned, right?
16:22Your threats don't scare me!
16:23The workers' struggle will continue to the end!
16:26Come on, stop fooling around and grab this ball!
16:28The animal methods have worked, and the contestants pretend they've stopped their strike and are going for the ball.
16:34But it's just a lie. It's a trick to keep me from hitting them.
16:37Grab it, eh! I'm already touching all the big stuff!
16:39What the strikers don't know is that among them is a Squirrel, a traitor who goes and takes the ball.
16:45Animal runs out to thank her.
16:47Thank you, Esquirol! I love you, I love you!
16:49Make me a man, animal! Yes! Oh, yes!
16:52Wow! Oh, in the middle!
16:53Among the urban legends of television is that Hirohito's circuit served as inspiration for the Great Game of the Goose program.
17:01How powerful! What Emilio Aragón presented. And is it true?
17:04Sure, I've read it on the Internet.
17:07Remember! The best bald test yet!
17:09No way! The best proof is! You get paid so much here!
17:19Remember! For dandruff-free hair, shampoo, pay, meluca!
17:25How many cylinders do you want?
17:27To the circuit!
17:28This man is a butane gas man and his idea for a new test is the following.
17:32Carrying butane gas cylinders on your shoulder to a fifth floor without an elevator.
17:35But that... that's not proof. Hundreds of brave professionals do it every day.
17:40Yeah, but it's not over yet. It's all about carrying the gas tank while the neighbors throw giant balls at you to try to knock you down.
17:47Come on, that's more complicated.
17:49Yes, just like I'm telling you. Consider this gas station attendant's experience and what's happened to him.
17:53Well, and all things considered, he was lucky, because he did the test without a gas cylinder.
17:58March, young man!
17:58This man's idea is based on real events of when he comes home stupid and trips like this.
18:05The test would consist of showing the contestants the way back to their homes after a whole night of partying.
18:11We would have silly setbacks because people are so tired and hurt.
18:15We would see how difficult it is for them to get up and maintain their balance.
18:18We would enjoy watching them swallow giant balls due to their impaired reflexes.
18:22But the most fun part would be when they tried to walk in a straight line.
18:27Come on, what a mess you're carrying, man! Go home and get some sleep, come on!
18:33I'm a lady, so behave yourselves.
18:35Yes, you're already seeing that the aliens are behaving.
18:38Because this young lady's idea is a test in which ladies are treated as such.
18:41That is, they don't get hit.
18:43But that's a bit discriminatory. Because it's for men and not for women.
18:48Because this girl is smart and what she wants is to get away with it.
18:51You tell me what kind of idea that is.
18:54A test in which the ladies do not compete.
18:55We're in the 21st century, Auntie. There are already equal rights for all.
18:59We have fought hard for men and women to be equal in everything.
19:03As if you could just ruin all that now.
19:05Because you don't want to get hit.
19:08So we are very sorry.
19:10But your test idea has been flatly rejected by the jury.
19:15And we have to treat you like any contestant who passes through a yellow mon.
19:18I mean, with blows!
19:21So get ready.
19:23Wow!
19:23Sell your ideas elsewhere.
19:26Ancient!
19:27Pirate Test!
19:29This crazed Pinky follower hasn't designed a test.
19:32He has thought of an entire program in which his idol is the center of everything.
19:35Yes, it would be called Tell Pinky.
19:37And it's a show where Pinky helps people with problems.
19:40For example, for people who want to come out but don't dare, Pinky gives them that little push they need to take the big step.
19:49If necessary, he'll even set fire to the closet to get them out of it.
19:52Hey, isn't that show a little bit like Tell Jordi?
19:55Yes, they're exactly the same. They both have a very bleak future.
19:59Hey, pirate, we're really sorry, but we were just planning a test, not a full program. So you have to go back.
20:05Look how obedient the pirate is.
20:06Ah! I'm laughing my ass off!
20:11Hey, it's Chino Cudeiro! And he's laughing so hard because he says a light bulb has gone off and he's had a great idea for a test.
20:18Let's hope that after that blow to the head, his light bulb hasn't burned out.
20:22No, because it was low consumption and those last longer.
20:24Oh, right. So, what's this test about?
20:27Well, he didn't want to tell us, so that Takeshi wouldn't plagiarize it.
20:31Come on, and you're not going to give us even a little detail?
20:33He says it's more revolutionary than 1, 2, 3 itself.
20:36Wow, I'm so excited to hear about the Chinese cudeiro!
20:39It must be very good, because look, it hasn't died.
20:43You'll see how I win!
20:45Androl!
20:47I'm training for the new test I just thought of.
20:49It's called Fast and Furious, and it's a race against Pinky and Paco.
20:52My previous tests have been unsuccessful, but with this one I will succeed.
20:58Are you ready? I'm going to melt you, okay?
21:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just making sure it was on my street, pirate.
21:03You've already told me 20 times that the honey is in the center.
21:06You're so annoying about me running on this street!
21:08I'm going to beat you anyway!
21:10Come on!
21:11Ready?
21:13Ready?
21:14Let's run!
21:14I understand why they wanted them to run on this street.
21:28It's the last test I invent.
21:30I quit!
21:33I can't take it anymore!
21:34What a silly test, Pepe!
21:39And we arrive at Amasa Contestants, with a critic who is dedicated to destroying the ideas of others.
21:45We don't like critics, so as punishment we'll leave you without an ass, without a back, and without a head.
21:49Yes! Cry now, critic!
21:52I don't criticize anyone, okay?
21:53This man is different. Instead of criticizing, he has ideas.
21:56Theirs is that the contestants lie on the floor and the Contestant Kneader passes over them again and again, until they are crushed to a pulp.
22:04Man, the idea is good, but I don't know if they would let us do a live Snuff Movie.
22:09Do it, man! Do it!
22:11Okay, girl, we'll do it.
22:12What do you think if you were the protagonist, the one who died?
22:15Ah, you're scared now, aren't you? Of course, it's so easy to send others to the gallows.
22:21Please! Vote for my test! Vote for it!
22:24Take a flower in peace, you rascal!
22:26This jumper, who, due to his nerves, didn't realize he was upside down, wanted to do a test that consisted of...
22:32...swim.
22:33My goodness, what a lot of ideas, huh?
22:35I'm the strongest guy in the world!
22:37No, that's me, you scamp!
22:38This hypermuscled man proposed doing a test called the pert butt,
22:43in which only those contestants with an iron ass would pass.
22:48Of course, he doesn't have it.
22:51Well, me neither!
22:53Yeah, but we want to check it out. Get the roller rolling!
22:57I don't know what his ass looks like, but his spine is destroyed.
23:01She spread her legs!
23:03Don't misunderstand this poor wretch. He's not a sex addict, even though his face makes him look like one.
23:08That's what his idea for a new test was: for the contestants to spread their legs.
23:13Some will know how to do it, but others will be dislocated and it will be the most fun.
23:17And he, as the creator of the test, wanted to give us a practical demonstration of how it should be done.
23:22So, you spread your legs, you break everything like you're not prepared, and you're in the water.
23:27Oh, well that looks good, huh!
23:29Yeah, but mine is better!
23:31Yes, pay attention to this hanged man's test, because it's worth listening to.
23:34It's called the yellow humor challenge, and it involves contestants jumping into the void from an airplane.
23:39They jump in groups of five, but only one of them has a parachute that opens.
23:43The others die.
23:45My goodness, how crazy is he?
23:47Well wait, yes.
23:48Then, the one who survived, when he reaches the ground, finds himself with a pack of rabid wolves who haven't eaten in months,
23:54and has to take the collar off one of them.
23:56Don't tell me. And if it turns out that way, things continue, right?
23:59Of course. Then come the heavenly burgers, which are the same as ours,
24:03But instead of being on the water, they are 100 meters high.
24:06So imagine what happens to you if you catch a pack.
24:09And now?
24:10No, then to finish you have to fight the coffee bean.
24:13But that's pretty easy, isn't it? Compared to everything else.
24:15Yes, but the only thing is that the coffee bean is the size of Godzilla,
24:18So you have every chance of being crushed and left in a fiddlestick.
24:21Hey, kick him and send him into the water now, man.
24:24But kid, what did you want? What's this?
24:27A blockbuster? We're a bundle away!
24:30Well, that will be a cool test!
24:33Let my new test in!
24:36What, Takeshi? How's your body feeling?
24:38What have you done with my Saguna Junior?
24:40Look, Takeshi, I'll explain what it's about.
24:42The contestants wear helmets filled with firecrackers.
24:45But don't hit them, Takeshi, they've already had enough with the firecrackers.
24:49Come with me. Put on your flip-flops, the floor is very dirty.
24:52There are six different fuses. The challenge is to light one of them to see which contestant drives it.
24:57and which of them will have their head blown off by firecrackers.
25:01They laugh because they don't know what awaits them.
25:03Come on, take my mom's lighter and light a fuse, Takeshi.
25:06Well, look, the duck.
25:08Move aside! This is dangerous!
25:10Now we remove those panels and we can see where the wick path leads.
25:16Dionio, he's turned left!
25:17Well, it seems she's going straight for the bald guy.
25:21Oh, how funny! It tickles!
25:24Look, Takeshi, the fuse is spinning. It seems to be heading toward the other one now.
25:29And does Junior have a long way to go?
25:30Just a moment, Takeshi.
25:32I want to see those two bastards get their brains blown out.
25:35The best part of the test is the end, because there is a surprise.
25:37The fuse is rigged so that it explodes on both of them.
25:40Turn it off! I want to live! Junior, you son of a bitch!
25:43Oh, they've killed me!
25:55Hey, I can't feel my brain!
25:58Don't laugh there, you wretch without calling the doctor!
26:01Let's see if it's going to be serious!
26:03No henchmen were harmed in the recording of this sketch,
26:05although his brain rattled like dry wood.
26:07Turn it off!
26:09Well, the jury has deliberated and we have a verdict.
26:12It was difficult to choose a winner, because all the tests were very good,
26:15especially mine.
26:16And the president has sworn that Richie, the program's intern,
26:19will tell us who the winner was.
26:21Yes, I guess I won, but which of my tests did I win for? Let's see...
26:25Well no, the Chinese Jew has won.
26:28Wow, what a surprise!
26:29What do you mean the Chinese Jew won?
26:34But our brains were much better, Junior.
26:36I'll tell you!
26:37There has been Tongo here.
26:38Takeshi, please give the million euro prize to the Chinese Jew.
26:42Well, here you go, Chino Judeiro.
26:43We should have put ourselves as the jury, Takeshi.
26:46And this is the winning idea, the popular death cross of the year 3000.
26:50This is a race with 100 participants,
26:52in which you have to overcome the various obstacles,
26:55all of them mortals, that you meet along the way.
26:57To the opening!
27:00And 100 contestants are the lucky ones to debut the winning entry in the ideas competition.
27:05Wow! At first glance, everyone running at once.
27:09It's impressive, isn't it?
27:10Yeah, well that's nothing, because when the obstacles start, you're going to freak out.
27:15But... that's a tiny wall that has to be jumped over.
27:17Yes, but this is just the beginning.
27:20An appetizer to warm them up.
27:22The good good obstacles come now,
27:24because the contestants are about to reach the extremely dangerous net that they have to go under.
27:30And what's so dangerous about that?
27:31Man, if you get hooked, it's dangerous.
27:34Okay, it's not dangerous, but what they're going to face now is,
27:37the colorful tires that you have to avoid by jumping between them.
27:41Hey, are we sure this is the test that won the contest?
27:44Because I saw her a little weak on the hits, eh?
27:46Of course, that's what we get for putting the intern, the janitor, and the cleaning lady on the jury.
27:51Oh my goodness, now they have to do dump trucks on mats.
27:54It looks like gym class from when I was in high school.
27:57Hey, there goes the lead pack.
27:59Who cares about the leading pack?
28:00This is a nonsense of a test.
28:02Don't give up, we can still fix it.
28:05Let's see, what if we put Tania to run with her shirt open?
28:09That would make it more interesting.
28:10At least for the female audience.
28:14Intrafillas, I'm thinking about something else.
28:17I just can't take it anymore.
28:18He who aims to throw up his liver.
28:20Let's see, let's think, let's think.
28:22That's it.
28:23What if we put Tania riding in her sports car, accompanying the drivers?
28:27I don't think it will work, but nothing can be worse than this.
28:30Look at him, there's Tania with her amazing car.
28:33He heads off to save the test.
28:34Come on, Tania, speed up.
28:36Hey, this doesn't take 30, it's worse than 600.
28:39Run someone over, Tania, that will really liven up the event.
28:42What do you want, me to go to jail like Farruquito?
28:44Well, we have good news and bad news.
28:47The good news is that this guy in the lead is about to reach the finish line.
28:50and at that moment the test will end.
28:52And the bad news is that there's no budget to run another new test.
28:55So this is the one there is, we haven't eaten the whole thing.
28:57Damn it, Chino Cudeiro is to blame for it all.
29:00He has to pay for what he has done.
29:02Yes, you can't ruin a program made with all the enthusiasm in this way.
29:05Come on, Takeshi, give that bastard what he deserves.
29:08Bring the prize here, Chino Cudeiro.
29:11Give it back, Takeshi!
29:13Shut up, shut up, Tania.
29:14Your punishment for inventing that garbage test is death, Chino Cudeiro.
29:18So, guys, go for it.
29:20Let's kill him!
29:21Wait! What are those baseball ducks for?
29:24Where are you going to put that? No! No!
29:27I need my hands! Don't take them away from me!
29:29No! You killed me!
29:34Good job, Junior!
29:35To hell with it!
29:36And here he was begging me.
29:38Don't cut off my fingers! No!
29:40You slacker! You're a slacker, Chino Cudeiro!
29:42I wish you had better nailed the idea of the proof of grace!
29:45I liked it when he staked us, Takeshi!
29:47Yes, yes, as if I were a vampire.
29:48Wow, we had a good laugh!
29:50Or as they say in Japanese,
29:52Don't you get the impression that this show has become too gory?
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