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00:00Can you imagine if we made a comedy show in Spain?
00:05And that all the contestants who participated were Spanish?
00:11Well, kids, stop imagining now and get ready, because today...
00:15Humor Amarillo travels to Spain!
00:30We've packed our bags and packed the sets, the cameras, the technical crew, and a condom, just in case...
00:47...to travel from Japan to the other side of the world, the island known as Spain, where we will record today's program.
00:55With Spanish contestants? Of course!
00:58And don't get me wrong, they look Japanese, but the cameras on this show are showing everyone with Chinese eyes.
01:04We'll be visiting several Spanish cities, and our first destination is... Ibiza!
01:09The only place in the world where drugs are allowed, although the police don't know it.
01:13Say, you little darlings! Hey, like Soli told me once!
01:16And we humans are aliens! You Spaniards came on another ship!
01:21Out!
01:23Because my goodness, what a bunch of freaks you are, eh!
01:28Yes, yes! And you even like being called "freaks!"
01:33You're Manuel del Bombo, aren't you?
01:35I recognized you by the colors of your suit, which are those of the flag.
01:39I forgot about the Bass Drum!
01:40I thought you'd cheer on the contestants, but without the Bombo, I don't know if you'd be able to do it. Can you?
01:45Yes, I know! Here I go!
01:48Let's go to Spain!
01:49Have you left him alone or miserable? Do you have to follow him?
01:59Come on, try again, Manolo! I've already told them off.
02:02Thanks, Tani!
02:03A little bit of desire, okay!
02:05You know, Manolo?
02:07I want to tell you that without you the national team would not be what it is.
02:09Thanks, Tani!
02:10Thanks, it's a disaster, Manolo!
02:12You don't surprise me! If you forget the Bombo, then what happens happens.
02:15Come on, stay tuned for when Manolo animates!
02:19Come on, Manolo!
02:20Let's go to Spain!
02:23Much better, much better!
02:25And now everyone, Valturrón!
02:30Hello! Today I'm going to show you some of the most beautiful places on the Iberian Peninsula.
02:35Like this park you see behind me, for example.
02:38It's beautiful, isn't it? It's a marvel!
02:40Look, a Spanish boy! What are you doing, boy?
02:42Nothing, nothing. I was just picking this branch to give it to you.
02:45Wow! How low the Spanish are with foreigners!
02:49Where did you get that branch from?
02:51That kid gave it to me!
02:52So, that slob is being intimate with kids?
02:54Come on, you're coming with me to the dungeon!
02:57He was using my news!
03:00Hello! I'm Pepita, Pepe's sister.
03:03And I've come to replace him because it looks like he's going to spend some time behind bars.
03:07Well, we're in Ibiza, which is that green dot on the map.
03:09And to prove that not everything in Ibiza is partying and revelry,
03:13We are going to play a test that mixes swimming, intelligence and fun.
03:18It's called Aquatic Tetris.
03:19You have to go to that platform in the sea, take a token and bring it back to the shore,
03:24where the contestants will have to fit it into one of these molds.
03:27By the way, do you know how much a drink costs in a nightclub in Ibiza?
03:3015 euros! How strong!
03:32The contestants are already preparing for the test.
03:35Among them we find the fire department of Burguillo de Osma,
03:38swift and effective in putting out fires.
03:41And in their free time they also water the parks.
03:45With our hose we make the bachelor party!
03:47And coming directly from the most exclusive club in Barcelona,
03:52We have the famous bartender Johnny Maracas,
03:56who prepares a delicious Bloody Manhattan before our eyes.
04:00Oh Johnny, this Bloody Manhattan is delicious!
04:03What a marchotay in this bar!
04:04And we connect with Tani.
04:06When I was young I came from Marcha Ibiza.
04:08Oh my goodness, how I would have had such a fun time, I don't remember anything!
04:10And now...
04:11Let's play Tetris!
04:14We're in Ibiza and this is aquatic Tetris.
04:17And the day has turned out a little cloudy and the water is freezing.
04:20Better! That way they'll swim faster.
04:22Those in the organization, who are Spanish,
04:24They miscalculated the number of life jackets that had to be brought.
04:27and only half of the contestants have one.
04:30The rest may drown, because there are no lifeguards.
04:33But hey, that's what happens when you leave the program in the hands of the Spanish.
04:36Many foreigners also participate in the test,
04:38which, as you all know, are more or less 90% of the population of Ibiza.
04:43But in Ibiza, besides tourists, there are also many hippies who are out of work.
04:47Yeah, look, that guy coming up is a late-night hippie.
04:49By the way, that gaming platform over there is a new nightclub that's going to open very soon.
04:54It's perfect.
04:55A nightclub on the high seas.
04:56Hasn't anyone thought that stupid people will jump into the water and drown?
05:00Another very typical species of Ibiza is the disco go-go, like this girl.
05:04She has 20 different tokens to choose from, but she doesn't take any of them, because she's that cool.
05:11Oh hey Mocholo, you have to get in for Space!
05:13And now we propose an intelligence game.
05:16How do we get that token out of there?
05:18A clue. Stretching, no.
05:20The girl can't take it anymore and gives up.
05:22Although the solution was a piece of cake.
05:23You had to push a little bit on your own.
05:25Spaniards prefer to dive with glasses,
05:28because they say that the seabed is better seen this way.
05:30And if the girls had known they were coming to a wet t-shirt contest,
05:34some would not have worn a bikini.
05:35As everyone knows, Spain's beaches are the second best in the world.
05:40Only surpassed by those of Siberia.
05:42Come on, sunbathe!
05:44Yes, the sun in Spain shines 484 days a year.
05:48It's impossible not to get a tan if you live here.
05:51Look, for example, how dark-skinned he is, right?
05:54Aside from getting a tan, you're sure to get a date on Spain's beaches.
05:58Hey, girls! What are you doing tonight?
06:00Then come to your house!
06:0290% of Spanish couples met on the beach,
06:05and the remaining 8% on the Internet.
06:08It has always been said, but as you can see in these images now,
06:11the most beautiful women in the world are Spanish.
06:14Even Spanish Ugly Betty is pretty.
06:17We want to know more about Ibiza,
06:19And the person who knows the most about Ibiza in the world is...
06:21Little boy!
06:22That's why we're going to interview him right now.
06:24Hello, Pocholo! How are you?
06:25I'm in terrible shape! I'm so down I'm falling!
06:28Pocholo! I see you a little flabby, huh!
06:30Well, if you touch it lower, you'll see if I'm flabby. Dirty!
06:33And pay close attention to the girl who is trying to fit the piece.
06:37What? How are you feeling?
06:39I've been through, I've been through! Party, party! Let's go downstairs for a drink, come on!
06:42I haven't even put it in yet!
06:44That's very easy to put in here, man!
06:46There are girls who would really prefer to be in an after-party,
06:48and they ignore everything and are very reluctant.
06:51And they say Ibiza is fun, come on.
06:56The party's over, you scumbags!
07:00We're going to Marbella!
07:01The liver!
07:07Yes, with me!
07:09And how did it go?
07:11Well, look, I got naked, but she didn't follow me.
07:14Look, I'm tired of it! I'll always use the same stereotypes about Spain!
07:18And the worst part is that they are true!
07:20Is it true that you are lazy?
07:22Well, we don't like to take a nap, slack off work, or get sick.
07:27But other than that, well, no.
07:28And what would you say to those who accuse you of partying all day?
07:31Come here!
07:33The surviving contestants are now heading to a new destination.
07:37But in a few moments we'll show you how potatoes are harvested in Spain.
07:44And we will travel to Lanzarote to see its typical dances.
07:48Did you know?
07:48That?
07:49I want to be Spanish!
07:50But you're stupid, Junior!
07:52If you were Spanish, you would be a mileurista right now.
07:55You would live with your parents.
07:56And the worst part is, you'd be listening to Radio Bisbal all the time.
08:00Do you want me to teach you a Spanish tradition?
08:02Do you want to take me to a cart club?
08:04No, Takeshi, always thinking the same thing.
08:06Let Jacob in!
08:09Junior, you look bad, huh?
08:11Give him some babies, come on.
08:13Yes, that's what he's going to do now, Takeshi.
08:14Hey, what did you put there?
08:16A bottle of alcohol.
08:17He's going to do something very typical Spanish.
08:19Not getting drunk, look.
08:20A torch is lit.
08:22He takes a good swig of alcohol, but the kind that heals wounds, right?
08:24Not the one to drink.
08:25And pay attention now, Takeshi.
08:28One two three!
08:30Put out the torch, Jacob!
08:34Let's not get upset, the firefighters are competing.
08:38What did you think of Takeshi?
08:41Wow, anyone can do that, man.
08:43You think?
08:44It's difficult, huh?
08:45Yes, Junior.
08:46We Japanese can do it, but much better.
08:49Come on, you do it.
08:50Drink from the flask and show what we Japanese are capable of.
08:53It's that I'm an Arstemian.
08:55Street, baby.
08:56I want you to make a flame three times bigger than Jacob's.
08:59Now the Spanish will see what Japanese power is.
09:02Come on, go for it.
09:05You should have lit the torch before drinking, you bastard.
09:08Aim that way, eh!
09:10Don't give it to me!
09:12Spit!
09:12Come on, spit fire!
09:14Spit it out, Nipponese!
09:18But he spits more stupidly!
09:20We're not doing anything with that!
09:22Don't swallow the alcohol, okay?
09:23That alcohol is not for drinking!
09:25Oh, look!
09:26Almost!
09:27It's a little stronger!
09:28Come on, go for it!
09:29Come on, like you did, Jacob!
09:30Go for it!
09:31But don't swallow it, okay?
09:33Don't swallow!
09:35Don't swallow!
09:36He's already swallowed the alcohol!
09:37You really can't be any dumber!
09:39Run and spit it out!
09:40Runs!
09:41Wow, what a hangover that matinée had!
09:43Come on, Junior!
09:44Put down the torch!
09:47Junior, it's your fault we left the Japanese pavilion in a bad state.
09:51We made fools of ourselves!
09:53Let the one who failed come, I'll give him what he deserves!
09:56Come on, kid!
09:57How are you doing?
09:58How are you feeling?
10:00I'm sick!
10:01His name is Cogorza, you bastard.
10:04And we arrive at the cradle of democracy.
10:06Marbella!
10:07Where the Spanish contestants will face the killer corncob.
10:11By the way, did you know that the Spanish catch fish instead of eating them, they put them on as hats?
10:16Well yes, you'll see it right now.
10:19Long live the killer corncob!
10:20I just bought an apartment next door!
10:23I've paid half of it in cash.
10:24I hope I don't end up like Pantoja, okay?
10:26You already know what I mean.
10:28To the corncob!
10:29To the corncob!
10:30Long live the hat fish!
10:32In this test, the killer cob will finish off those people who have done something wrong in their lives.
10:36For example, this kid spends his entire workday looking at dirty websites on the internet, like all Spaniards, come on.
10:43The truth is we all do it, but there always has to be a fool who pays the price.
10:46Oh, I thought no one was watching me!
10:50Greetings!
10:50This woman, who has short arms and has to hold on with a rope, has a long criminal record.
10:57Watch Ana Rosa's show.
10:59Oh, how strong, how strong!
11:00Ana Rosa's magazine is purchased.
11:02I can't believe it!
11:03And she had two girls and named them Ana and Rosa.
11:05No! How can there be people like that in the world?
11:09I am a loving bear!
11:12This girl is a kindergarten teacher who teaches children to be good people.
11:16She loves her students, but they don't think the same.
11:19She's bad! She won't let us!
11:20Playing video games! Killing her!
11:24Come on, that's enough.
11:25They are made to play hide and seek.
11:27He reads them stories, they sing songs, and he can't even put the PlayStation on them for a while.
11:32If it's with teachers like these, that's how children end up, going to university.
11:36Transformation!
11:37And what does this freak say?
11:38That I don't know what, that he was going to turn into a killer shark.
11:42As?
11:43What is this guy?
11:44A Transformer!
11:46Wow, it's true, he has transformed.
11:48I spend the day downloading my thing!
11:50I'm a mule!
11:51And the aunt remains so calm.
11:53Look, if the tear catches you, your hair will fall out.
11:56Let's see.
11:56Piracy in Spain is a national sport, but it's one that's best not to be boasted about.
12:02Because if this can't happen to you, it's better to do it alone at home, like so many other things.
12:07I'm super cool!
12:08The use of underwear has been mandatory in Spain since the 18th century.
12:12And if you don't wear one, like this girl, you will be severely punished and burned at the stake.
12:18But look, if you take it.
12:20Oops!
12:20Following!
12:21I am a decent and honest farmer!
12:24This man makes a living with his tractor, planting the corn cobs that we will later eat at home.
12:30His family is very proud of him.
12:32Yes! We're very proud of him!
12:34Everything indicates that he should pass the test, because he is a good person.
12:39But he crushed the mother corncob, the giant corncob, with his tractor.
12:42And he will never forgive himself for that.
12:45Damn corncob! I should have grown melons, and shit, ten of them!
12:50I defraud the Treasury every year and I've never been caught!
12:54You won't tell me how you do it, you rascal!
12:56Defrauding the Treasury is wrong. Well, I mean, it's cool, because you save money.
13:00But you are committing a crime.
13:02Hey, do you want me to tell you a trick to make your statement come back?
13:05No, I don't want to end up like this.
13:07Now off the mic you tell me.
13:09It's very easy, just don't put a stamp on the envelope.
13:11And now we're going to dance sevillanas!
13:13And we arrived in Almería to witness the traditional potato harvest live.
13:39The farmer counts to three facing the wall.
13:41And if he turns around and catches any potatoes moving, he throws them away because they aren't of sufficient quality.
13:46Do you like potatoes?
13:48Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes.
13:51Pirate potato!
13:54Pirate, pirate!
13:56And these are the potatoes that have arrived for harvest this year.
13:59We'll see which of them survive.
14:01One, two, three!
14:03To the Spanish potato!
14:05Do you see her?
14:06The potatoes know that their whole life is at stake at this moment.
14:09Yes, because if they are picked up, they might be served in a fancy restaurant.
14:13And those who fall will have to settle for being potato chips.
14:17Mr. Police, are you okay?
14:18Very good, very good, although I prefer to direct traffic.
14:20Spain's municipal police officers are the most admired people in the country.
14:25Let's see how they work!
14:27Well, now that it's crossing my path and the traffic light has turned green, the cars are passing by.
14:30Mini!
14:32Mr. Policeman, can I let you pass if you remove all the tickets I have?
14:36It seems that the farmer and the police officer have reached an agreement.
14:39As you can see, the police take away your fines.
14:41As long as you have something good to offer them.
14:43The Duopirata guys are dressed as scarecrows.
14:46They are in charge of scaring away bad potatoes.
14:49Oh, what a scare, Marda!
14:51What an aggressive potato!
14:54One, two, three, to the Spanish potato at the same time!
14:58Attention, because the bad potatoes have started to appear and the Duopirate is going to be in charge of scaring them away.
15:03Goodbye, potato!
15:04See you at the candy store!
15:11You're no good either, potato!
15:13You're too fat!
15:15Oops, that potato almost hit the policeman!
15:18My goodness, that would have been a tragedy!
15:20Because even though the police are very nice, they have very bad tempers and get angry.
15:24To compensate you, we helped you up, Mr. Policeman.
15:27Come on, upload whatever you want!
15:28Do you need anything else?
15:30A little beer, a massage, a kiss?
15:32That's a cool cop, huh!
15:34Come on, one, two, three, to the Spanish potato!
15:38But what happened?
15:40You almost crushed me, you bastards!
15:42A little care, please!
15:44Another potato has fallen to the pressure of not being good enough.
15:48And the merciless pirates throw another one away because they don't like the way her feet smell.
15:52Pirate, stop moving the clues!
15:54One, two, three, to the potato!
15:56One moment!
15:57I checked my fine account and the police officer didn't remove them.
16:00So where is that bastard?
16:02Come on, find him and throw him away!
16:04Sorry, cop, you didn't keep your end of the bargain.
16:07Vala, the policeman is going to film the one below.
16:09Here, even authority is not respected.
16:13Can you get me out of here? I have somewhere to go, you know?
16:16Where do you have to go?
16:18To a beach bar to have some bravas.
16:20But what are you doing making fun of the poor policeman?
16:22Help him, man, help him!
16:24Damn, the other day my car was towed because of you!
16:27How vindictive!
16:29You cops have a lot of enemies!
16:31And I win, Torridi!
16:33We've arrived in Lanzarote, where we'll play deadly pinball!
16:47As we review all the great inventions that Spain has contributed to humanity.
16:50The nap, the mop, the heartwarming programs... But there are many more!
16:55Mitrocillas, we are in Lanzarote, the island formerly known as Atlantis!
16:59Although this looks more like the surface of Mars.
17:01Let's play pinball!
17:02Let's play pinball!
17:03I am a worker!
17:06This kid has given us the key to one of Spain's most important inventions.
17:10The compliments of the workers!
17:11You know, phrases like... have gone down in history.
17:14Those are meats, not what my mother puts in the stew, oh girl, they are tighter than the screws of a submarine.
17:20And many others that we can't reproduce now because there are children watching TV.
17:24We're going to give you some advice, man. Modernize your compliments, they're getting too old.
17:29I'm coming from a cool party!
17:31Oh my goodness, how's it going, painting the line? You left the bucket behind!
17:36The botellón is a Spanish discovery that consists of having a party with friends in the street to annoy the neighbors.
17:43The neighbors, in gratitude, throw buckets of water at them and call the police.
17:47Let's talk to the bottle girl!
17:48How's the drinking party going?
17:49Cool!
17:50Hey, dance like you do when you're out drinking! Come on!
17:56I invented lollipops!
17:58Lollipops were invented in Spain by this man, José Chupachús Martínez.
18:03Which is now going to be transformed into a giant chocolate lollipop to celebrate its creation.
18:08Wow, how delicious! I ate the whole thing now!
18:11Wow, there are so many millions here, right? No admission fee!
18:14Long live mobile phones!
18:15Mobile phones are not a Spanish invention, but Spain was the first country in the world where, by law, every newborn baby was given a mobile phone.
18:23This is how they learn to send multimedia SMS before they can walk.
18:26The bad news is that when their phone has no coverage or runs out of battery, Spaniards feel alone and unprotected.
18:33And they don't know what to do or how to act.
18:35Damn Sina, damn coverage!
18:37Oh, how relaxing is this mud! How good, how nice! Better than a spa, you hear!
18:42I'm a lifeguard!
18:43Lifeguards were a Spanish invention. Before, people drowned in swimming pools.
18:49And if we are in danger, who will save us, huh?
18:52Drown the lifeguards!
18:55And now we'll see if the lifeguard is able to save the ball before the mud falls and it drowns.
19:00From above, the ball cries for help.
19:03Help, Mr. Lifeguard, I'm heading straight for death, and I don't want to die! I want to get married and have balls!
19:09Help, no! I'm drowning, I'm drowning!
19:12I'm drowning, I'm drowning! This is the fifth ball I've died on this one!
19:15Shouldn't you give up lifeguarding for the greater good? Try something else!
19:20Hello, hey!
19:22Yes, I'll become a singer!
19:24You're not freaking out or anything!
19:27I'm a civil servant!
19:28Spain is also the world's birthplace of civil servants.
19:33People who have a permanent job for life and, at best, don't kill themselves too much doing it.
19:38It's like what they give you on TV if you buy coffee with a fixed salary for life, but here the State gives it to you.
19:44But here they don't give you the ball, eh.
19:46I'm a postman now! This is where the work is!
19:49I'm going to deliver the mail right now, but first I'm going to stop by the bar for a drink. Okay! Come on, see you later!
19:55This is how fast and efficient Spanish postmen are.
19:58Just look at how hard they sent the ball down.
20:02Another Spanish invention.
20:03And a letter takes three months to reach its destination.
20:06If they don't open it for you along the way, of course.
20:07The postman, true to his name, was late to pick up the ball.
20:11Wow! And that bastard hit him slowly?
20:14What is this?
20:15This girl thinks she's come to Lanzarote beach, even though she can't see water anywhere.
20:19Yes, absent-mindedness is another of the great Spanish inventions.
20:22If you ever meet a Spaniard who isn't clueless, he's lying.
20:26It's not Spanish.
20:27Like this girl, who looked at the sky and said
20:29Wow! With such a nice day, I'm going to take a dip!
20:33Oh, how dirty the water is in Lanzarote, my goodness!
20:37I don't want to see him, kid.
20:38Come on, what are you up to? You'll like it!
20:40If I don't like it, I'll give it to you like this.
20:43Will you leave me?
20:44Come on, go for it.
20:45Let's see what Spanish tradition you teach me now.
20:48Pay attention, Takeshi, because Hermenegildo is coming.
20:52He's going to perform live something they do in their town to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
20:56What are you going to do, Junior?
20:58Wait, Takeshi, don't be impatient.
21:00Hey, those are my chopsticks.
21:03You had them, those from Gracián.
21:07Hey, Junior, why are you naked?
21:10I owed this to my girlfriend, Chari!
21:12Look, Takeshi, he sticks them up his ass and now comes the impressive part.
21:17You can't even imagine what he's going to do with them.
21:19Come on, on one, on two, and on three.
21:22How are you feeling, Takeshi?
21:26Come, Junior, come.
21:27What do you want?
21:28Take wheat, take wheat, take wheat!
21:29Take wheat!
21:30We have moved the ironing board to Musía beach, in Acoduña.
21:36There a few years ago a cargo ship spilled huge quantities of oil into the sea,
21:40causing the creation of giant mutant octopuses.
21:45To the board!
21:47I help clean!
21:48But the Spanish were dedicated to cleaning the beaches and showed what good people they can be when they want to be.
21:55That's why in this test we're going to pay tribute to them and show you what the Spanish are really like.
22:00They are so friendly that they make friends anywhere.
22:03Cata, he's a sailor! You're going to give us something to drink!
22:05It's called home!
22:05This good woman takes care of her family of five,
22:10all of whom work delivering newspapers.
22:13Let's divide up which members, okay?
22:14I'll see you for dinner!
22:16Well, maybe you won't be home in time for dinner.
22:19But that would be a disgrace.
22:20A Spanish family doesn't know what to do if their mother isn't home for dinner.
22:24They might start cooking and set the building on fire.
22:28Well, you can start evacuating him now because his mother won't be home for dinner.
22:32So call a Chinese person and ask them for something.
22:33I am the typical funny Andalusian!
22:36It has always been said, but it is true.
22:39All Andalusians, but all of them, are funny.
22:42And if you have any doubts, look at this one.
22:45Are your eyes flooded with laughter?
22:48Of course, the giant mutant octopus is not funny at all to the Andalusians.
22:55I am the president of the government!
22:57Come on, President!
22:58In Spain, to elect the president of the government,
23:01Citizens vote by sending SMS messages with the word "presi" and the name of their candidate.
23:06The downside to this election method is that you may end up being elected president.
23:10A great blow like this!
23:12I have a question for you.
23:13What does it feel like to be president?
23:15Well, I'm not really freezing, but it's cool.
23:17I have a free villa, a private plane, and I can go anywhere without paying.
23:22Wow!
23:22Is it cool to be president?
23:24I am an immigrant!
23:26Spain always welcomes immigrants with open arms.
23:30All foreigners are treated as Spaniards from the moment they set foot on Spanish soil.
23:35How nice that would be, right?
23:36It's a shame that's not the case, because if you come without papers, they'll send you back home with a shove.
23:44Come on, Manolo!
23:45Come on, Manolo, throw it now!
23:50It's Manolo, the one with the bass drum. Now transformed into Manolo, the one with the fan.
23:54If Spain had a heart, it would undoubtedly be him.
23:57Look how it beats, how the blood of the country pumps. It has passed the test!
24:03Come on, Manolo, come down now!
24:05I'm a top-notch tram driver!
24:08The tram is the preferred means of transport for Spaniards, second only to the wagon.
24:13Tram drivers are known for their friendliness and because they don't swear at the wheel.
24:18Maybe because they don't have a steering wheel.
24:21Driving a tram is very easy, because you just have to push a small lever.
24:24Another thing is carrying the ironing board, which is untamable and wild.
24:28And it can take you right into the water.
24:31Hey, looks like it's going to rain, huh?
24:34Wow, my goodness, what's happening!
24:36It's starting to pour down with music, but we can't stop the program.
24:40The show must go on!
24:41This girl is a graduate, like so many other millions of Spaniards.
24:45It's a shame that Spanish universities don't teach you how to fight giant octopuses.
24:50Because in Sweden they do, right?
24:53This goes out to my friends at the bar, the owl, and my wife!
24:56This man is a shy accountant.
24:58But an intrinsic characteristic of all Spaniards is that they transform in front of the television cameras.
25:04And now the shy accountant has turned into a beast.
25:06He doesn't mind taking a good long telecast to get attention.
25:10Tani, you're going to catch a cold!
25:12And what do you want me to do, you little rascal?
25:14That's how the Spanish are.
25:15More concerned about the health of those around them than their own.
25:20Yes, Dani is on the way to catching a cold.
25:22But you, girl, you're going to get pneumonia, ear infection, and indigestion from eating so much octopus.
25:26That's it, if not, get the anisakis, eh?
25:31This has not happened.
25:32But those who have passed go straight to...
25:35Siches!
25:37I am an angel in heaven!
25:39And that paradise is Siches.
25:40What a place pirates!
25:41I wouldn't have imagined this or my wet films.
25:46Allianón!
25:47We are the best!
25:48Yes, everyone knows that Spain is the world's leading superpower in everything.
25:52And in Liete Tú de la Liana we're going to review some of the areas in which Spain is a world leader, such as clumsiness.
25:59Pinky, you're super ugly!
26:01There's another thing we're the best at.
26:03Criticize!
26:04Whether in front of the TV, with the neighbor, or complaining about your boss, we Spaniards are better critics than anyone.
26:10I have a rubbish contract!
26:11Another discipline in which no country has been able to match Spain is junk contracting.
26:16They pay you terribly and then they fire you without compensation.
26:19The good thing is that since the work was so bad, you're even happy to be fired.
26:24Long live bad jokes!
26:25Yes, when it comes to the art of telling bad jokes, we Spaniards are the masters.
26:29We have also humbly contributed to this with our comments and jokes.
26:34Chavez has done it and disappeared alongside us!
26:38We are the geeks in the world!
26:40In that field we had a serious competitor in Japan, but in the end, and thanks to geeks like this one, Spain managed to emerge victorious.
26:47Hey, where's the geek?
26:49It will have been exhausted.
26:50I don't even have a degree!
26:51Spain has always been at the top of the list of academic failures.
26:54Although you must be careful, because you know, a school failure is a failure who goes down the drain.
26:59I've made my break for doing so many tricks!
27:01Pay yourselves something, right?
27:02Sure, pirate, right now!
27:04Freeloaders are a special breed. Spain has the largest number of them in the world.
27:09Don't even worry if it's from the palm tree, okay? Because it's a species that's not in any danger of extinction.
27:14They multiply like cockroaches.
27:15Long live Spanish cinema!
27:17Spain is the world's leading film producer. No one will be able to produce any films.
27:22Well, but even in that we are leaders.
27:23If we removed action scenes from Spanish cinema, like the one this girl is starring in right now, things would be different.
27:30Do roosters crow?
27:32I guess, I don't know, the saying goes, right? They must be singing something.
27:35I'm the best chef!
27:37Spain has the best restaurants in the world and the best chef on the planet, Chef Cudeiro.
27:43Wait, did you say his name is Chef Cudeiro?
27:45Yeah.
27:46No, you can't jump on the vine, it'll die and we'll lose our best chef.
27:50Damn, it's too late and he jumped!
27:52No! You've screwed the best chef in the world!
27:57Marry me, Pinky!
27:58I'm already engaged, pirate.
28:00Spain has the highest rate of love problems in the world.
28:04Like this man, who couldn't get over Pinky's rejection and tried to commit suicide.
28:08Happiness!
28:09Gosh, deodorant guy, you almost left me on the spot!
28:12This kid doesn't like to respect the rules.
28:15He's a cheat. Another activity where we're the best in the world.
28:19Nobody catches us cheating. Although this bastard did it so blatantly that it was impossible not to get caught.
28:25And stop it, you're out! Come on, cheater!
28:28No, he hasn't won!
28:30And here I am with Pepita and today's winners, who are these geeks and Manolo.
28:34And the prize you've won is that we're all going to take a dip together.
28:38What do you think about the award?
28:39A thousand jokes, we're going to swim!
28:42Sure!
28:44Naked!
28:44Come on, let's go to the balls and come back!
28:49And it's no good making a mess, eh! To the scattering!
28:52To the water, a thousand strokes!
28:54Damn, let's see if I can catch Pepita and do the submarine attack on her!
28:57Even if you're not a speculator, you should come to Spain.
29:01To visit cities with the tallest skyscrapers in the world, such as Segovia.
29:06The wonder of humanity that is the Alhambra in Granada.
29:10Or the impressive flooded city of Cuenca.
29:13With its cheerful fawns kissing each other.
29:15But most importantly, if you don't visit Spain, you won't see things like this.
29:36Or as they say in Spanish, we have many more good songs apart from this one, eh?
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