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00:00Are you afraid of the bogeyman?
00:03Are you afraid of heights?
00:06Are you afraid of meeting this guy?
00:09Well don't worry because...
00:10You can find all this in Humor Amarillo.
00:13Today we have a very special program.
00:16So special that today parents and children share blows and suffering.
00:20That's why we've titled it Special Yellow Humor Parents and Children.
00:24We racked our brains trying to come up with the title.
00:26At first we were going to call it Humor Amarillo Special for Children and Adults.
00:29But we realized that here it is difficult to distinguish one from the other.
00:32We also thought of calling it Special Yellow Humor for Adults and Children.
00:36But of course, since everyone in Japan is small, I could be wrong.
00:39And before we start the contest, let's see what Mario and Mini Takeshi are doing.
00:42Because today they are accompanied by someone unmistakable.
00:45This girl.
00:47Who is it?
00:48Well, I don't know, a girl.
00:50Ah, as you said it was unmistakable.
00:52But look at her, she's surrounded by guys.
00:54If it's not unmistakable there, you tell me.
00:56The ones who seem a little confused are Takeshi's servants.
00:59Of course, being locked up here all day is normal.
01:01The girl was asked to play train and she got overwhelmed.
01:04You know how this goes.
01:05I say something stupid and you scream.
01:07I have a runny nose!
01:11General Tani approaches to talk to a father who is not just any father.
01:16He is a man who has moved us all with his daughter's story.
01:20The girl's name is Angelina.
01:21Angelina.
01:22And he has done nothing but make his parents suffer.
01:26While still in the crib, Angelina changed her own diapers.
01:30She warmed her bottle and patted her back to burp.
01:34And when he entered school things got worse.
01:37He only got good grades, honors and things like that.
01:41Now she even marks her own exams because she doesn't trust the teachers.
01:45At home, she makes the bed, helps prepare dinner, and neighbors say they've seen her vacuum her room.
01:53Her parents only dream of one thing: that the girl be normal.
01:56They're afraid that at this rate I'll never go out drinking.
02:00That's why her father brought her to the yellow moro, to see if the girl gets better.
02:04Well, Piltrophy, do you know what an egg is?
02:06An egg is a round thing with a yolk in the middle.
02:09I say this because a Solin monk once told me, when I grow up I will eat eggs, unless you are a chicken.
02:15In that case, when she grows up she will lay eggs.
02:17By the way, does your daughter eat eggs now or not?
02:19Ten or twelve a day, at least.
02:22Well, I'll just tell you once.
02:23Let's see, who has balls?
02:30Dolores, how are today's contestants doing?
02:32Man, there are a lot of little kids out there and in this case I recommend one thing.
02:35If your child comes with you to compete...
02:38Shut up!
02:39Move the camera away, man, I can't be seen like that!
02:41Hello, hello, hello!
02:42Do you like my new microphone?
02:44It's a panda bear, so the kids won't get scared when I get close to them.
02:47Next we are going to see a spectacular test.
02:50We've put the children in a sack and they have to find their parents.
02:54He's a bit of a beast, isn't he?
02:55But it doesn't matter, we don't have a child advocate here.
02:58Come on, please give me a close-up, I have something very important to say.
03:02I paint, aunt!
03:04What Pepe said is true.
03:05Your children are stuck inside those bags, poor things!
03:09Come on, let's get to it!
03:09And we repeat it for the third time.
03:13It's true!
03:14There are children inside those bags.
03:17That's why we called this test the father of the sack.
03:20Which is not the same as your father's sack.
03:23Or screw your father.
03:25With this test, parents face one of their greatest fears.
03:29Do I really know my child?
03:31Do I know who my daughter is?
03:34How do I know he is not a son of butanirum?
03:37And this is the time to check it out.
03:40Just by looking at the hands you should be able to distinguish the whole child.
03:44This must be Kikuhiro, who has bitten nails.
03:47This can't be the Jennifer who isn't wearing her Teletubbies bracelet.
03:51Many parents are now asking themselves.
03:53Why didn't I pay more attention to my son's hands?
03:56But those who manage to distinguish the child still have something to do.
04:00They have to carry the burden.
04:02If it's difficult to raise a child, I'm not telling you anything.
04:05If you also have to carry it hanging on your back.
04:08Some can't?
04:10Others wonder.
04:11Why did I let the child eat all the sweets he wanted?
04:14Now everything that weighs me down is going to bend my back.
04:15This is one of those moments when more than one person wonders.
04:20But what has told me to have children?
04:22And even though the parents are collecting the bags, doubt always remains.
04:26What if I'm wrong?
04:28What if the child who took me to sleep is my son?
04:29What if the child who took me mistook my child for me?
04:31Let's see if I'm lucky and I get rid of my son.
04:34Not all parents are the same.
04:36There we see one who even when there is only one sack left, doubts that it is his own son.
04:40He suspects it's the gas man's.
04:42And they're all here.
04:43So that parents don't try to switch us, we've numbered the children.
04:47But let us listen to General Tani's verdict.
04:51The trafilla, as a Saolín monk told me, never say I won't drink from this water and this priest is not my father.
04:55Does anyone want water?
04:56Hello, how exciting this test has been, right?
05:02I tried to be a real motherfucker, but it didn't work.
05:05It must be that I have very big hands.
05:07But I do, if any mother is available to me.
05:10Of course, I would like my mother to be tall, blonde, and about 22 years old.
05:15We're not going to be too demanding now, are we?
05:17At this point in life.
05:18Please adopt me.
05:26Juanito Calvicie has drawn a third eye on his forehead.
05:47Paco Peluca, on the other hand, keeps his third eye in place and prefers to break the chain of every week.
05:53In any case, this is the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
05:57Today, logically, with several changes.
06:00Parents enter the maze while the children tell them where to go to find the exit.
06:05Or to find Paco and Juanito, because there are many sadistic children here, like this one.
06:09Hit me hard, she's a pain!
06:10Come on, tell me to make the bed now!
06:12Wretch, make me do my homework!
06:14Hit me hard! Let me know what's good!
06:17Wow, it seems this mother doesn't have a very good relationship with her daughter.
06:20Unlike the next woman, who doesn't just have a bad relationship with her son, there simply isn't one at all.
06:29They don't talk to each other, which is why the lady hesitates so much before entering.
06:33She knows she is alone in the face of danger.
06:35The child remains silent when his poor mother remains in danger.
06:40He only speaks when he thinks he can win.
06:42Yes, keep going straight ahead! Come on, run!
06:44And when he sees that they lose, he falls silent again.
06:48What a shame, really!
06:51Even the girl who accompanies Mario and Milita, does she ask, please, that we create a family that is a little more united?
06:56Like the one this man forms with his daughter.
06:59But girl, help your father, you are very close to him, but say something, say something.
07:03This is not an exemplary family either.
07:06Yes, no, yes, mom, I'm going there!
07:08This mother and her son really love each other.
07:11The boy has outdone Paco and Juanito so that he doesn't touch her even a hair.
07:14Hey, remember we have an agreement.
07:16We made a deal, huh? Don't touch her!
07:18Man, I don't think it's bad to take a little bribe from time to time.
07:22But the least we can ask is that it not be so blatant, because it already smells bad.
07:28Hey, if you take it, I won't pay you a dime.
07:31Well, this one's a bit embarrassing, huh? Honestly.
07:34Because we said so, otherwise it wouldn't have been so noticeable.
07:37And mother number 44 has agreed with her son that if they do not pass the test,
07:41They will send a nice message to her husband and father of the child.
07:45Mom, to the right! That's not the right! That's to your right, not my right!
07:50But it will be useless, my mother.
07:52But let's see what message she wanted to send to her husband.
07:55He takes off his helmet...
07:55And he puts a dirty pair of underwear on his head. What does that message mean?
08:01I have no idea, it must be an untranslatable Japanese joke.
08:04Father 27 checks that his son is upstairs.
08:06What he doesn't know is that the kid just got dumbfounded.
08:10Hey, kid, wake up, your father is in trouble.
08:13And of course, when the child wakes up, it's already too late.
08:15He can only watch as his father falls into the water,
08:18while Paco and Juanito laugh at him cruelly.
08:21So let's interview them and keep laughing.
08:24Had you noticed that the child had fallen asleep?
08:26I haven't been asleep, how Chinese!
08:28Cappuccino?
08:29Well yes.
08:30And you, kid? Don't you want to tell your father anything?
08:33Fuck you!
08:34What a nice boy, huh!
08:36And 75 parents with their 75 children move on to the next phase.
08:40It's a test we only do when families come.
08:43And these two are going to give us a demonstration.
08:45Long live House!
08:47What are you saying? This is vulgar humor, loser.
08:50It's yellow humor.
08:51And more specifically, we are on the swing of death.
08:55A test that requires a lot of coordination between the two participants.
08:59Exactly what these two haven't had.
09:01We hope it has been a good choice for our dear contestants.
09:05Family 79 has an advantage.
09:08It seems that father and son have balanced their weight.
09:11Something essential to reach a safe harbor.
09:14The problem is that the father doesn't pay much attention to his son.
09:17He doesn't want to buy him the Playstation.
09:19He doesn't want to take him to the amusement park.
09:21And when the child falls into the water, the father continues walking as if it had nothing to do with him.
09:25Another disappointment for the poor kid.
09:28This has created a new cause for contention in this loving family.
09:31That we are about to learn about at this moment.
09:34Your father has ignored you a bit, huh?
09:36And why? Why did he do it?
09:37Because it's really funny to see him fall.
09:41Phew!
09:42What a bad vibe!
09:43What a wicked father!
09:45Let's hope the 7s do a little better.
09:49Hey, that girl is a little grown up, isn't she?
09:51She is the mother, the child is the other.
09:53But how old is he?
09:548, but he is very tall for his age.
09:57And they have many wrinkles for their age.
09:59But let's look at a smiling father and his smiling son.
10:03They are happy and they are not going to allow a yellow Moor to destroy that happiness.
10:08The two of them go into the water.
10:10But what does it matter?
10:10They keep smiling so happily.
10:13Let's interview this happy family.
10:15Why are you so happy and why have you lost?
10:18I'm not happy, it's the teeth that cause this effect.
10:21Do you want to be like your father when you grow up?
10:22I'd rather not.
10:23But your father is a good guy.
10:25Yeah.
10:25What do you admire most about him?
10:27That piece of piñata!
10:29My son and I love each other very much!
10:31And they love each other so much that they walk in sync.
10:35What a beautiful demonstration of maternal and filial love, whatever that means.
10:40The next mother puts in a lot of effort, inspired by the previous couple.
10:45And it shows us that love cannot do everything.
10:47It is also necessary to have a little bit of courage.
10:49The boy reaches the platform, while his mother stays behind taking a bath halfway there.
10:54Couple 77 is coming with great enthusiasm.
10:57But that boy, who could be his mother's brother because of his size, seems a little dangerous.
11:02Let us listen to the child's heavy footsteps.
11:06My goodness, they should have killed us.
11:09He is the first child to have lifted two seesaws at the same time when falling.
11:12A very powerful couple, indeed.
11:15This couple is, to say the least, suspicious.
11:18The mother wears the number 22 clearly visible on her shirt.
11:21Instead, the child has deleted the number.
11:24Will it be your son?
11:24The professionalism with which he jumps on the seesaw makes him look more like a specialist than a child.
11:29And judging by the boy's size, he looks like the lady's husband.
11:34I am a child too.
11:36Even if it doesn't seem like it.
11:38We're in the crazy barrel, a very simple test.
11:41But just in case, we've brought along this henchman of Takeshi's who volunteered to give us a nice demonstration.
11:49Man, volunteer, volunteer.
11:52We told him that either he did it or we would send him to the unemployment line.
11:55Well, anyway, here's how it goes.
11:58Parents have to climb up there on top of the barrel.
12:02And then the boy picks up a sword.
12:04A sword?
12:05But what is this?
12:06The second part of Breijar?
12:07It's not a plastic sword to me.
12:09The child has to insert it into one of those slots.
12:11And there is one of them that is bad.
12:13And what does that mean?
12:14If he puts it there, his father is going to get a good cookie, like this one.
12:18Oh, how fun!
12:19The kids are going to have a great time.
12:21But not the parents.
12:22There is one thing we haven't said.
12:24And you don't have to put in one sword, you have to put in four.
12:28So the chances of parents going overboard are much higher.
12:32In other words, children have four chances to give their parents a dip.
12:39Look, this kid failed the first time, but he has three more chances.
12:44The kid goes straight for the two.
12:47And look at the kid's eyes.
12:50To the daddy, to the water, ducks!
12:52But let's ask the child why he did it.
12:55Why did you do it, boy?
12:56Because it's fun.
12:58But kid, don't be like that.
12:59What have you soaked dad?
13:00Oh, how cool!
13:03But he's your father, you should behave better with him, right?
13:05Call Super Nani.
13:07But Super Nani is going to get you going.
13:09And that's much worse for you.
13:10Come on, apologize.
13:11Tell your father that you are not going to do wrong.
13:13Come on, tell him.
13:14Tell him you're sorry and that you're going to be a good boy.
13:17Give me 20 euros.
13:18This kid doesn't understand much.
13:21He greets three hours after his father...
13:23And then he tries to climb on top of the barrel with him.
13:26They try to explain to him what the test consists of, but the boy doesn't quite understand.
13:30We asked him what he wanted and the boy replied that he would send his father into the water.
13:35Well in that case it is best to put the sword on the 5.
13:38And there we go, we soak the nacazones.
13:42And if anyone thinks the child is having a bad time right now, pay attention!
13:46The chest is split.
13:48These are 68.
13:51The one before the funniest number after 5.
13:54Before starting, the father scolds his son.
13:57He warns him that if he throws water at him, he won't be able to watch the new season of House.
14:01The child thinks about it and chooses number 4.
14:04A good choice on the other hand.
14:05Four?
14:06I don't know if this sounds familiar to you.
14:08The father prefers not to even look.
14:09With those glasses, it's also better not to look at the child, as it distracts him.
14:12The child now tries with 1.
14:14Your favorite number.
14:15Whenever possible, it is the grade they get on exams.
14:18And the father still doesn't want to look, especially since we've now put Miss Playboy of May on the other side of the shore.
14:24And the father watches as Miss Playboy has just taken off the top of her swimsuit.
14:28And only one sword remains.
14:30If you put it in the right hole...
14:32Oh, that sounded so bad.
14:33Well, in the right slot...
14:35Oh, it still sounds terrible.
14:37Well, if he nails it right.
14:38Leave it, they're tricking you.
14:40Well, the sword comes in at number 3.
14:42And they move on to the next phase.
14:44The father has finally looked at his child.
14:46And now comes family 62.
14:49And as you may have already deduced, there is no order here.
14:52We give you the numbers so we don't get confused, but nothing more.
14:54The boy is eager to go home.
14:57He is tired and wants a snack.
15:00So advised by our man, he chooses number 5.
15:03We could make a joke.
15:04Probably the same one the kid is thinking.
15:07The kid didn't say it, but he did it.
15:09Her mother just took the plunge of the year.
15:16And to celebrate this special day, parents and children have come up with this test.
15:39The Chinese turtle.
15:40It is based on the famous fable of the hare and the tortoise, with the small difference that here there is no hare, but two tortoises.
15:46These two Takeshi services have been offered as guinea pigs, sorry, as Chinese turtles, to explain the mechanics of this test.
15:55The first thing is for the turtle below to see less than nothing, so we blindfold him.
16:00The turtle below would be the father.
16:02And the turtle above will be the boy.
16:04We've tried doing it the other way around, but we've found that children can't support much weight.
16:09The idea is that the child turtle guides the father turtle along the pink brick road.
16:15In case anyone hadn't noticed, it's surrounded by water.
16:19The problem with this test is that, as everyone knows, turtles move very slowly.
16:25For this reason, and to ensure this test doesn't become a Chinese turtle, we're going to put the images in fast motion.
16:31Okay, hit the fast camera button.
16:33And there we have the first father and son pair.
16:37The test could be done the same way, without a turtle costume.
16:40But then it wouldn't be so much fun.
16:42The contestants would feel so ridiculous.
16:44And so that environmentalists don't worry, we'll say that turtles are sea turtles.
16:49Therefore, even if they fall into the water, they do not drown.
16:51But let's put in a nice aerial shot to show how ridiculous this test is.
16:55You'll see that father when he returns to work on Monday.
16:58They'll laugh at him a lot at the office.
17:01Hello, handsome. Many of you have asked me what this jota is made of.
17:04Well, I'm not going to explain it to you. I'd rather explain what this test is about.
17:07What are these things stacked up that I have to find with this thing.
17:10Come on, my stewardess, please come in.
17:16Here I am, Pinky, for whatever you need.
17:18Come on, get up there.
17:22Oh, you're so lazy.
17:24Please come on, get your ass up.
17:25Come on, come on, I'm going to hit you now with my hammer of love.
17:31Here I come, pirate!
17:33After this sad display from our beloved Pinky, let's move on to the contestants.
17:38This mother loves her son very much.
17:40And the last thing he would like to do is hurt the child with the hammer.
17:43That's why she took another woman's child.
17:45If you notice, the boy is wearing number one and she is wearing number 14.
17:48It's clear, isn't it?
17:50So, if you miss a blow with a hammer, nothing has happened here.
17:53He returns the boy to his mother with any damage he may have.
17:58And hey, everyone is so happy.
18:02It seems that in the end there were no casualties.
18:05However, they have not managed to pass the test.
18:08And now we go to the family of karatekas.
18:10The girl is a yellow belt in tribute to this program.
18:13While the father is a black belt.
18:16The man concentrates and remembers his time as a lumberjack in Canada.
18:20What coordination!
18:22The girl jumped at the same moment her father hit her with the hammer.
18:26It's clear they've had a lot of practice.
18:29And they do it!
18:30We don't know what the girl will be happy about.
18:33Whether you have passed the test or come out unscathed.
18:36And this mother-son pair has an advantage and a disadvantage.
18:40The boy is very small.
18:42So small that he can't climb onto the giant stack of chips alone.
18:46That's the advantage, it weighs very little.
18:49And the problem is that his mother is a bit lazy.
18:53Well, for being lazy, what a blow she just unleashed.
18:57He almost sent two pieces flying at once.
19:01But now comes the moment of truth.
19:03Now is when he has to use all his strength, all his power.
19:06It looks like he's playing golf and he's going to putt.
19:08Well, let's hope he kicks the kid.
19:11But let's see what he does with his new opportunity.
19:13He wastes it.
19:15And even though the child jumps like the little grasshopper, it is of no use.
19:19They are eliminated.
19:21And as if it were the second part of a bad movie...
19:24Like Superman 2, Jurassic Park 2 or Ben-Hur 2...
19:29Ben-Hur has no second part.
19:31Well, it seemed very long to me.
19:33Well, that's it.
19:33As if it were the second part of a bad movie,
19:36This mother and son are not only dressed in red like the previous couple.
19:39...but they have also had the same problems.
19:43Little boy and lazy mother.
19:45And with these two a doubt arises.
19:47Who is the mother and who is the daughter?
19:49Very easy.
19:51The daughter is the one who raises the chips and the mother is the one who hits with the hammer.
19:56But sure.
19:57If they are the same height.
19:58Yes, but the mother wears glasses.
20:01That's all a clue.
20:02That's just the hint of one thing.
20:03That a woman doesn't see three in a donkey.
20:05Not only does she not see three on a donkey, but she is a bit rude.
20:09He just moved all his pieces.
20:11He tries to put it on the other side and he doesn't do well either.
20:14Well, it looks like we're going to be here for several days.
20:17Until the lady feels like throwing the first chip.
20:20You have to hit the yellow one if it's not that difficult either.
20:23No, she preferred to go for green.
20:25Come on, ma'am, let's see if we can hurry up, there are more people competing.
20:29Even Pinky gives him advice.
20:32That's very humiliating.
20:33The lady can't even handle the hammer anymore.
20:36It weighs more and more on him.
20:37And that's just wood, not iron.
20:40All this woman wants is to end up no matter what.
20:44And finally he throws his.
20:45And rest.
20:47For God's sake, let the next couple hurry up a bit.
20:50We're not going to be on this test all day.
20:52But we're already off to a bad start.
20:53If it's going to take us two hours to get the girl's cards up, we're off to a bad start.
20:58Well, we were saved by the fact that the guy is a real beast.
21:01If not...
21:03And the guy splits.
21:04Of course, these Japanese families are very dysfunctional.
21:07And now comes the father with his difficult daughter.
21:10The girl who does everything so well, that her parents are very worried.
21:14And pay attention to the girl's face.
21:15He doesn't understand anything.
21:16He doesn't understand why his father has been brought here.
21:19He doesn't understand what a grown man in pink pajamas is doing.
21:22He doesn't understand why his father started hammering away at the chips.
21:27He doesn't understand why he wants to throw her to the ground.
21:29He doesn't understand anything at all, come on.
21:32And one thing we haven't mentioned before is that this gentleman is a director of four companies.
21:35The channel you are watching right now.
21:37So if we cheat, very discreetly, nobody should get angry.
21:42But now we're going to interview a brunette Japanese girl who didn't want to participate in this test.
21:47Why didn't you want to participate in the bare hammer test, blonde girl?
21:53Because I'm very cute, don't you see?
21:56And you? Are you really Japanese?
21:57Because it has a significant torch and we are all rather flat here.
22:01Yes, I am Japanese, but only on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
22:04The rest of the week I am Swedish.
22:06And some weekends I'm Canadian, which is really fun.
22:09And 45 fathers, mothers and children move on to the next phase.
22:14Nakasone's Guns!
22:15Viltra Fiyak, with this machine and this golden ball,
22:18Children will have the opportunity to hit the ball with their parents in the Nakasones.
22:22We are the bad guys!
22:25Very bad!
22:26Terrible!
22:28And General Tani blows his whistle, pardon me.
22:31This isn't anyone's father, at least not that we know of.
22:34He is one of Takeshi's henchmen who will explain to both adults and children what the test consists of.
22:39But not everyone knows that yet.
22:41Man, there are people who have never seen this show.
22:44But what are you saying?
22:45If between those who watch it at home and those who watch it online,
22:48There will already be at least 200 million viewers.
22:52Yes, of course, whatever you say.
22:53After this pitiful demonstration that has served no purpose,
22:56We move on to the real contestants.
22:59This father has promised his son that before the program ends,
23:03will make the victory sign.
23:05We don't know if that means he intends to make it to the end.
23:08or that will make the victory sign, even if it eliminates it.
23:11In the background, we can hear the encouraging shouts of his son.
23:14But make the victory sign at once!
23:16You promised me!
23:17Come on, Dad! Give me the victory sign!
23:23Or I'll tell Mom I saw you with your secretary the other day.
23:26Here, annoying child, victory sign.
23:29Well, the sign of victory has cost him dearly.
23:32I should have waited until I was safe,
23:33but having thought about it before, it is now eliminated.
23:37The child has just been traumatized.
23:39The next time you see your father make the V for victory sign,
23:42is going to start shaking.
23:43Our next contestant is a famous twist dancer.
23:47He has come to show his son that in this life,
23:50If you know how to dance, nothing is impossible.
23:52You can even compete in yellow humor.
23:54And pay attention, because the dance begins.
23:57How well he moves his feet to the rhythm of the music!
23:59Not even the hits make him lose his rhythm.
24:03Dance, Daddy! Dance! Dance! Come on, dance!
24:06The boy is very proud of his father, even if he bites his head off.
24:10Come on, Daddy! Dance! Shake that little body!
24:12Maybe the kid should stop clapping and start thinking.
24:15what his life will be like when he is an orphan.
24:17The father falls and the child, so happy that he leaves, hears.
24:22Let's go there!
24:23Even though he screamed like that, don't be fooled.
24:27Contestant number 38 suffers from vertigo.
24:30And that's why we gave him a lexatin, to help him relax.
24:33But we've gone too far and he's become too relaxed.
24:35That's why we gave his son coffee, so that the boy gets nervous and yells at his father.
24:41That way we won't fall asleep.
24:44Let's see if now that I've received the golden ball, the man wakes up.
24:48He is stunned.
24:50Come on, kid, cheer up your father a little, he's feeling down.
24:53Okay, ass! You bastard!
24:55I don't know if it's the best way to wake him up.
24:59The same goes for going downstairs and sending the child to bed without dessert.
25:02You're burning your ass!
25:04What bad luck!
25:06Now that the man has started to wake up, they almost put him in a coma.
25:10Get up!
25:11Oh my goodness!
25:13This kid is grown up, but very, very grown up.
25:16Maybe we've gone too far with the coffee.
25:19You didn't put anything strange in the glasses, did you?
25:22Move it, you useless thing!
25:24But let's see, are you sure we didn't put anything strange in the coffee?
25:27Because it's not normal.
25:29Also, we'd been told that this kid can't drink coffee, that he gets very nervous.
25:33Because with 21 coffees, nobody gets like that.
25:36And on top of that they make fun of him, but how shameless.
25:39The poor man must be thinking, if the child falls on me he'll kill me,
25:43He cuts me into pieces and then lets his mother finish me off.
25:47You sing the sun and you will see!
25:49I'm already starting to feel sorry for him.
25:51Poor thing, with the laziness he has and clinging to the bridge in desperation,
25:56like a tick.
25:57It reminds me of that little animal called a sloth.
26:01Well, now that you mention it, he might have fallen asleep, right?
26:04Because it seems like he's looking for the most comfortable position.
26:07Well, he just dropped the ball and he doesn't seem to care too much.
26:11So the answer is yes, he fell asleep.
26:13If you fall, I'll give you the octopus!
26:15The octopus one!
26:16The man can no longer bear so much pressure and collapses.
26:23And when the child gets over his anger, which is a real pain,
26:26We interview them to see what happens.
26:28Hey, haven't you been giving your dad a hard time, kid?
26:31Because?
26:32He deserved it.
26:33Aren't you ashamed?
26:35Why should I feel sorry for this one?
26:37Aren't you going to forgive him?
26:38When I buy a bike.
26:41Come on, make up, shake hands, be like father and son, come on.
26:46Friends, son!
26:48I'm going to try to get adopted.
26:50He thought it was funny, huh?
26:51And while this good woman tries to cross the bridge,
26:54Let's read some of the emails we've received at homolamarillo.com.
27:00We start with the one sent to us by Hermes Hernández,
27:03from Attention, Costa Rica.
27:06Hermes tells us, blessed be the Internet and blessed be four.
27:11That is, Hermes downloads the program using broadband.
27:14Oh, Hermes, rascal, rascal!
27:16Hermes also asks us who the Chinese Cudeiro is.
27:19Where does the Chinese Cudeiro come from?
27:22Well, we're going to tell it for the first time.
27:24In 1945, a Galician named Nicolás Cudeiro emigrated to Japan
27:29to introduce the Japanese to the pulpo afeira.
27:32Since the Japanese only eat raw fish,
27:34He failed in his attempt, but in return he met a Galician woman as well
27:38and from their love was born the Chinese Cudeiro,
27:41which is half Japanese and half Galician octopus.
27:43Of course, this is a legend that has been able to prove to us,
27:47But in Japan they tell it to children when they go to bed.
27:50and they sleep like a baby.
27:51It's just that as a story it has no comparison.
27:55And speaking Chinese, Cudeiro, pay attention because our next contestant is none other than...
28:00The Chinese Cudeiro!
28:02In reality, the Chinese Cudeiro is the child.
28:04The one on the bridge is the father of the Chinese Cudeiro.
28:07Go ahead, father of the Chinese Cudeiro!
28:10Show your child how to pass the Nakasone cannons!
28:14The Chinese boy Cudeiro has just thrown the ball to his beloved father.
28:19Courage, father of the Chinese Cudeiro!
28:21Do it for your child!
28:22Do it for all the Cudeiros of the world!
28:24Do it for Galicia!
28:26Do it for the Galician octopus!
28:27Do it for what you love the most!
28:28Stick it on now!
28:29No!
28:30You have killed the father of Chinorri Cudeiro!
28:33The Chinese boy Cudeiro is devastated.
28:38These are today's winners.
28:40Only three children remain, two fathers and a mother.
28:44Piltrafillas, I hope you are proud of your parents.
28:46I only have one thing left to say.
28:47Let's see, who wants a piece of gum?
28:50Well, Dolores, what did you think of today's program?
28:53Well, I liked it a lot because I want to be a mother.
28:55And I would like the first words my son says to be...
28:58The distance!
28:59And we're left with the best moments of today's yellow humor.
29:04Like this mother and her son.
29:05A boy who is like the Spanish girl, who when he steps, he really steps.
29:09It almost broke the seesaw in half.
29:11What a barbarity!
29:12The participation of this couple has also been very impressive.
29:15It took this woman almost half an hour to throw her daughter to the ground.
29:19That's why we put it on fast motion, because if we put it on normal speed we'd be here for three days.
29:24And we have left for last the father who promised his daughter that he would make the V for victory.
29:28Even if he lost his life for it.
29:31And he didn't lose his life, but he played the fool.
29:33And more importantly, he was dishonorably discharged.
29:36And we only have one thing left to say.
29:38See you next time!
29:40Or as the Japanese say, there are still so many yellow comedy shows left.
29:44At least 74.
29:4574.
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