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00:00Today at the Yellow Humor Zoo we will see some very funny birdmen.
00:04Racing horses with skates.
00:07And walking acorns that are not animals but we don't care.
00:10This is Humor Amarillo and the mystery of the word requete flusilístico.
00:15It is a word that should be avoided because its effects are terrible.
00:19Man, we just said it now, but that doesn't count because it was the title of the show.
00:23Many people have tried to discover the secret behind this word and have died trying.
00:28Others haven't even tried and have died too because we all die sooner or later.
00:33But since we want to die sooner rather than later, we have sent Junior and Minita Kessie's henchmen in search of the secret of this word.
00:40And you're already seeing the results. I mean, we send them for bread and they don't bring it to you, they're going to bring you the meaning of the word "requete" (a word that means nothing at all).
00:47No, no, no, don't say it, it could be the end of humanity.
00:50Oh, thank goodness you stopped me.
00:52You can laugh at the Da Vinci Code next to the mystery of the word requete and what follows.
00:58And after this henchman nearly drowns, let's see what the evil Junior is up to.
01:03When we unravel the secret of that word or look at the Minita Kessie world, I'll tell you.
01:08Sir, sir, I bring you the report of our mission.
01:11Let's see, tell us.
01:12We haven't discovered anything, but we're pretty sore. We can only take a couple of days off.
01:19And of course, as always, the one who least deserves it takes the fall.
01:23Well, since the henchmen have already demonstrated what they are capable of, which is to say, nothing, Junior has looked for another way to unravel this mystery.
01:31He called Madame Ninja, who is the only person on the face of the earth who managed to decipher the mystery of the word requete... you know.
01:39And will she tell us?
01:41Maybe. If you like the show, then maybe you will.
01:44Well, let's go, ready then.
01:46But just in case, applaud him a lot and suck up to him.
01:49Let's see if he can get his act together and tell us the secret of that mysterious word.
01:54As you can see, she is a true ninja.
01:58If not, look at how he handles his back.
02:05Well, it wasn't that bad, but oh well.
02:08And what's more, he has another profession that we'll discover throughout the program.
02:12Look, all this secrecy and mystery is already making me nervous.
02:15But what is this really flusilistic thing?
02:17Have I heard a lot of flusilistics?
02:20It seems so.
02:21Was that it?
02:28When people hear this word, do they start singing and dancing?
02:30But why?
02:32I don't know, but please don't say it again.
02:34I don't know if I could bear to see this again.
02:37I think I'm entering a catatonic state.
02:39Look.
02:40Look.
02:43Look.
02:44Your mission today is to discover the secret of the word requete.
02:47And I won't say what follows in case you start dancing.
02:49Did you understand?
02:50Yes or no?
02:54Wait, wait, there's someone here who doesn't understand.
02:56Give him what he deserves, you fool.
02:58Come on.
02:58Please don't do it!
03:07I think you guys are having a blast with the contestants.
03:09I'm serious, listen.
03:11Shut up, I've seen some kids around here wearing their school uniforms.
03:15That?
03:15Skipping school, kids!
03:17What have you done since going to school, right?
03:19Yes, he lives.
03:21I don't like students missing class because your future is at stake.
03:25You have to think about tomorrow.
03:27But we are going to die today.
03:29It's true.
03:29That's a good lesson.
03:30If you had gone to class you wouldn't die today.
03:32Do you understand?
03:33Did you really understand?
03:35Do you always say yes?
03:37Well, when Pepe asks you about the calavana, change your answer, I'm warning you.
03:40And now everyone to discover the secret of the mysterious word.
03:44All!
03:46Andron!
03:50Let's see how this goes.
03:51Now, I'm going to water because everything is a little dry.
03:54Let's see if something grows.
03:56Look at the sexiest pose I have with the hose.
03:58I could be your firefighter, baby.
04:00Go on!
04:01But if you throw more water.
04:02Wait, I'm thinking of something.
04:04You take the camera away from there.
04:05I'm getting you wet, kid.
04:07Now comes what we have prepared for you.
04:08To the contestants, they're going to shit themselves.
04:12You'll see.
04:13And you clean the camera, it looks bad.
04:15And we arrived at the Little Wall of China.
04:18Today with a very special novelty.
04:20What's more, Pepe just came up with the idea.
04:22There's a guy with a hose throwing water.
04:24What a novelty, huh?
04:25Pepe's video had to be.
04:26Man, he did it with all his good intentions.
04:29I thought that way the contestants would slip more.
04:32I don't know how to slip.
04:33But lost in the mud, they are going to put in a lot of effort.
04:36Girls rolling in the mud?
04:38Now everything fits together.
04:39That was his idea from the beginning.
04:41See girls in the mud.
04:42It's not for nothing to me.
04:43But we have to talk to Pepe to make him relax, okay?
04:46Because he appeals to all the girls.
04:48She looks like Pipi Estrada.
04:49And with the caravan joke, one day we're going to get a lawsuit.
04:53Well, decided.
04:54We're talking to him right now, and he only interviews guys on this show.
04:58Made.
04:59And now we're just going to see guys rolling around in the mud.
05:02So that Pepe gets screwed.
05:05Well, there's no need to get so worked up, okay?
05:07I don't think the idea of the girls in the mud is a bad one.
05:10Come on, okay.
05:11Let's go see the doctor.
05:12Which also has a little more morbidity with the uniform.
05:15But let it be known that I do it for the audience, okay?
05:18Just for the audience.
05:20And now we move on to the last contestants left on the other side of the wall.
05:24The most useless and therefore the funniest of all.
05:28Not these, not these.
05:29Those on the other side of the wall.
05:31Come on, these.
05:32Here we see that if one does not want to cross the wall, one does not cross it.
05:35Even if three people are helping him.
05:36And here we see the stupid face that those three have when one passes the wall thanks to them.
05:41and leaves them there.
05:43And let's see how Pepe encourages those who remain.
05:45Come on, fat ass!
05:47Get that ass up, man!
05:48He eats a lot of fat!
05:49Come on, shoot!
05:50That's really what it cost you!
05:52This is how Pepe encourages the kids.
05:54And now we're going to talk to someone who was eliminated.
05:56But let him be a man, eh, Pepe?
05:59Come on, come on, kid!
06:00The whistle has sounded.
06:03You are eliminated.
06:05Come, Paqui, I'm going to interview you.
06:06Did you like my idea about rain?
06:08Very cool!
06:09Your clothes are a mess thanks to me, huh?
06:12It's because of the idea that occurred to me.
06:13Then I won't get her home.
06:15You don't have a single sister, do you?
06:17A thousand trofillas!
06:18The next test is...!
06:21Hey, I'm paying attention.
06:22Hey, girl, how are you?
06:24Do you think you can come on TV like that?
06:26Even if it's a yellow monkey.
06:27What is TV, so to speak?
06:29Well, this is storming the fort.
06:31Cookies, guns, lots of nonsense.
06:33You understand, right?
06:35Come answer!
06:38Contestants, get ready because today we have a terrible threat in store for you.
06:43Grand, magnificent, creepy.
06:48Forward today's threat.
06:50The squad of little birdmen.
06:59My dad was a bird!
07:03My human dad!
07:05Don't ask how I was born!
07:07Go for it!
07:10Let's get to it!
07:12Hello, little bird!
07:15Welcome to Assault on the Fort in the Contestants vs. Little Birdmen edition.
07:21There we see the ferocity of the little bird men.
07:24The contestants have ignored them as if they didn't exist.
07:28But weren't they trained to kill?
07:31To kill with grief, because they are good for nothing else.
07:34Well, yes, they must be delicious grilled.
07:37But be careful, because the little birdmen don't give up.
07:41They want some contestant to notice them.
07:44Although the contestants must be singing the same thing as María Jesús with her accordion.
07:48Birds here, birds there, I don't give a damn.
07:51Nah, nah, nah, nah!
07:53He thinks you couldn't talk to girls!
07:55Forget that nonsense.
07:57Let's see, what's your favorite movie?
07:59Which is it?
08:00From the movies, I mean, eh?
08:01Well, my favorite is The Wizard of Oz, without a doubt.
08:04We're going to follow the tiles, to Maria.
08:06Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
08:08And 103 contestants, no more and no less, continue in search of the mystery of the word requete.
08:13Really milk!
08:14I'm tired of so many secrets and so much nonsense, man.
08:17And the contestants looking for something.
08:19Searching there, there, there too.
08:22And they find nothing for the poor.
08:23Hey, a clue!
08:25It's just what I needed to unravel the mystery.
08:27But I don't know what it is.
08:29I think it's a dried body, right?
08:31Behold.
08:31I'm not going to tell you the secret, you bores.
08:36Then take it from him by force, you henchmen.
08:40I'll give anyone who comes close the octopus, I warn you.
08:43That I'm cooler than an eight.
08:45And I'm also a ninja.
08:46What else?
08:55Well, you've already seen it.
08:57He has given the henchmen a hard time.
08:59Although the henchmen would give a five-year-old a hard time.
09:03It's just that five-year-olds don't see how they let go now.
09:06But let's go see the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
09:08The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur?
09:10I'd love to.
09:11Wow, that would be really rifle-like!
09:16Oh, what an ear.
09:17Did someone say really rifle-like?
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23It's just that it slipped out of my mind.
09:24But it won't really happen again.
09:26I hope so.
09:27Why is Juanito Calvicie so nervous about the dance?
09:31Look at how she's painted her lips.
09:33And Paco Peluca is so furious that he breaks the chain without even realizing it.
09:39We are in the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
09:42This kid doesn't know what the word blah blah blah means and he's not even interested.
09:47To know, he doesn't even know what the word "headless" means.
09:51I'll explain it to you.
09:52A headless person is the loser who almost lost his head in the maze.
09:55And that preserves it because of the guardrail we have placed there.
09:58And look at those protectors because today they are going to save many lives.
10:01This girl is one of those who only looks at physical appearance when looking for a partner.
10:05And of course, since he's so superficial, when he sees Paco he says...
10:08Oh, how ugly!
10:09Although he is a beautiful person.
10:11Look, baby, you're not going anywhere like this.
10:13You also have to look inside because beauty is not just a pretty body.
10:17That helps, but it's not everything.
10:18For example, this loser has neither external nor internal beauty.
10:22He's so stupid he almost killed himself.
10:25Paco and Juanito come to his rescue and tell him...
10:27We do love you and accept you as you are, kid.
10:30The thing is, that's the only way they have to show their affection.
10:35Getting him dirty and throwing him into the dirty water.
10:38But it's love, after all.
10:39And now we're going to play...
10:41Where's Chinaman Wally?
10:43Well, it's there in the labyrinth.
10:44Is it that easy to see him?
10:45Well then let's play...
10:47Where is Wally the Chinese head?
10:49Oh, because that way he'll be left without her.
10:51Thank goodness we put up the guardrails.
10:53And pay attention to this kid because he's one of those guys who are really annoying when you go on a trip with him.
10:57They begin.
10:58Now we're going to see this and now that.
11:00And we left this other thing, which is also a national historic monument.
11:03You have to see it.
11:04And you can't take it anymore, all you want is to go back to the hotel.
11:07and you would send him packing.
11:09But he has to continue with his tour.
11:11It's that heavy.
11:12The same thing is happening to him in the labyrinth.
11:14He wants to see everything.
11:15And in the end, when he has seen every last corner,
11:18He goes away and says...
11:19Wow!
11:19Well, it wasn't that bad.
11:21And then you kill him.
11:22This other one, for example, is one of those where seeing two beautiful things in the city is enough.
11:25he goes home happy.
11:26One, for example, is Paco Peluca.
11:28And the other, the lake of dirty water.
11:31They are not pretty, pretty.
11:32But the Eiffel Tower isn't that big a deal and everyone should go see it.
11:35This girl comes very happy, laughing a lot.
11:38Why would that be?
11:39Because he has taken a self-defense course
11:41and she is convinced that she will know how to protect herself from Paco and Juanito.
11:45Well, I don't see this girl as very brave.
11:47You wait, wait!
11:48Now look how she protects herself when they catch her.
11:50Is that what they taught you in the course?
11:53If I were her, I would go and get my money back.
11:56If you use the method to get your money back, it's a mess.
12:00Although we have forbidden Pepe to talk to girls,
12:02We have to make an exception for this one.
12:05Because, of course, we want to know much more about her.
12:08What have they done to you?
12:09It has stained my skin.
12:11How bad they are, eh!
12:13I had it very nice before.
12:15Don't worry, as the announcers said,
12:17beauty is on the inside, not on the outside.
12:19Then take me to your caravan.
12:21He left his keys at home.
12:22What bad luck!
12:23Well, we hope so,
12:25that this is the last girl Pepe interviews.
12:27Because after this puncture,
12:28You'd better forget about the caravan.
12:30But have you seen the caravan?
12:32Not bad, huh.
12:33It has its kitchen, its TV, its bedroom,
12:36a satellite dish, some colored candles...
12:38It's quite a breeding ground!
12:40Only one thing is wrong, himself.
12:42But let's see what Madame Ninja does.
12:45Look, let's put an end to this mystery once and for all.
12:47I'll look up the word in the dictionary and that's it.
12:50He was a real rifleman, wasn't he?
12:54Oh, sorry.
12:55With this, they're definitely putting us in the trash TV sack.
13:00To prove that we are not a trash TV show,
13:02let's do a demonstration
13:04how this test has to be passed.
13:06Pay attention, eh.
13:07Well, this is just what we were missing.
13:10Two guys in costume holding onto a giant mushroom.
13:13A psychologist would say so many things about them.
13:16Lost childhood, emotional problems and, above all, lack of sex.
13:21And this kind of Japanese Superman in gold
13:23It neither flies nor glides nor has sex, of course.
13:26And the other smart guy who was going to do the demonstration has left.
13:28We are on the killer mushroom,
13:30the test in which, as it is already starting to get warm,
13:32the contestants take a bath.
13:36Yes, this, more than the killer mushroom, appears in the municipal swimming pool.
13:39Nobody here cares about passing the test.
13:40Everyone wants to cool off, like that good woman.
13:43This one disguises a bit like he's holding onto the mushroom.
13:47But what he wants is the bath.
13:49He even put on his helmet as if it were diving goggles.
13:52And he starts to do some laps, he doesn't even hide it.
13:54As we have given the previous one a scolding,
13:56This one seems to be going to hide it a little more.
13:59He makes himself want to pass the test, he holds on tight,
14:01overcomes the attacks,
14:03but when the moment of truth arrives,
14:05Well, like everyone else, into the water.
14:07Wow, how cool the water was!
14:08It was delicious!
14:09Hey, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, don't you really want to take a bath with me?
14:12Well, this girl is crazy, all the crazy ones have happened to me today.
14:15Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, a little bath, come on, a little bath, quick, one, quick, come on, come on, come on.
14:18I'm not going anywhere with this one, man.
14:19Let's get to it!
14:21I should rather say to water,
14:23because this is already quite a song, let's go.
14:25And we haven't cleaned this pool in years,
14:28that if these caught one with clean water,
14:30they are filled with emotion.
14:31And how strange is it that she hasn't bathed?
14:33He doesn't swim in public pools because he thinks people pee in them.
14:37You see, thinking that.
14:38If everyone knows that's a lie, right?
14:41Don't tell me I've been bathing in pee all these years?
14:44Well, more or less, yes.
14:46This contestant could not resist the water,
14:49even if it's a little wet.
14:51This doctor comes straight to teach us her backstroke style.
14:54So now, there's no need to even try to pass the test,
14:57comes to swim directly.
14:59Well, but nothing little.
15:01These contestants get tired of anything.
15:03This kid has a little problem.
15:05He doesn't know how to swim.
15:06So he won't take a bath, right?
15:08Well, if I were a rational person, I wouldn't do it, but you know.
15:12They are yellow humor contestants.
15:14Oh my God, he's drowning!
15:16We won't be that lucky.
15:17I don't know how they do it, but they always survive.
15:20And our last contestant, even though he has a pool, jacuzzi, bathtub and whirlpool?
15:25Well, you can't resist a bath in toxic water.
15:28Folk Tales!
15:30I am Little Red Riding Hood.
15:33Little Red Riding Hood was going to take some flowers to her grandmother.
15:36She could bring him food, some flowers...
15:38Little Red Riding Hood, give me those flowers, I want to give a gift to my girlfriend!
15:41The flowers are for my grandma, you wretched wolf!
15:44Did I ask you for them out of good humor?
15:45In a good mood?
15:47Well, if you're feeling good, buy me a drink, come on.
15:49Well, come on, I'll buy you a drink and everyone here will be happy, Little Red Riding Hood.
15:53You'll see how much fun we're going to have.
15:55Let it be three or four, because with two I don't even have enough to start.
15:58Well, let's go to a place I know right next door, come on, let's go.
16:00But what is the secret of the word, flusilistic reguete?
16:03Flusilistic reggae?
16:04Flusilistic reggae?
16:05Flusilistic reggae?
16:09I'm warning you, next time you dance, I'm going to throw myself out the window, I can't take it anymore.
16:15Hello!
16:17Good morning!
16:17Look, buddy, let's demonstrate this test so people can understand it, okay?
16:23I'm going to put on this suit, then I'm going to strap my feet in, and the next thing I know, I'm going to cross this circuit.
16:31Come on, put the acorn on me.
16:33But put it on me, man, don't throw it at me.
16:37Perfect!
16:38Hey, here I go.
16:39Take note, contestants.
16:43Well, that's how you shouldn't do it.
16:49Well, it doesn't matter to me, I'm going to do it anyway.
16:52Of course, the henchmen are doing it wrong and you have to explain to the contestants that it's not like that.
16:57It's too late.
16:59I hope this shirt fits me well.
17:00Anyway, since you're not going to be seen, it doesn't matter.
17:03This guy also thinks you have to throw yourself down to pass the test, but he thinks, I'm going to make it nice, man.
17:08I'm going to pass the test with flying colors, with a double death-defying roll.
17:12Fuck me in the suit!
17:14There are also some cool ones, like this other one, who is also in charge.
17:18And then, when the action is launched, he thinks, as the General Directorate of Traffic says, it's better to be late than not to arrive at all.
17:24That's all very well on the road, but here we get bored, boring.
17:28I took a curve that wasn't smooth and I went.
17:31You have to go slowly.
17:32Uh, sure.
17:34Caution, fellow driver?
17:35That always.
17:36And since it seems like all the contestants are going to do poorly on the test, let's read some of the emails you've sent us at humoramarilloarroba4.com.
17:44Anonymous González, from Mondoñedo, has several questions that we will answer.
17:49First, is it just me or is Pinky Winky leaking some oil?
17:53It's your impression, Anonymous.
17:55Second, has Pepe Livingstone ever managed to get a girl into his caravan?
17:59Well, as far as I know, the only woman who has set foot in the caravan is her mother.
18:03And now we go with an email that has touched our hearts.
18:06That we also have.
18:07Darío from Murcia, just eight years old, has sent us a short novel about yellow humor.
18:12It's a very nice story, Darío.
18:14If you keep writing like this, one day you could be a comedy writer.
18:18And if you're lucky, you'll even get a better program.
18:20Congratulations, Dario!
18:21Hi, Pepe, how are you? I've been looking forward to meeting you. I'm super excited.
18:26I'm prettier in person, aren't I?
18:28You look great, man!
18:30You're coming to the caravan!
18:32My girlfriend, Pepe!
18:34And the boy heads off, dressed as an acorn, to rescue his girl.
18:38It's like a fairy tale, but in a bad way.
18:41The kid thinks, if you touch a hair on my girlfriend's head, you'll kill her, Pepe.
18:44And of course, those thoughts distract him and when he's about to achieve it, he slips and falls.
18:50Girlfriends are so distracting, aren't they?
18:52As with traditional methods, we couldn't get anything out of Madame Ninja, mini-taqué has moved on to plan B.
18:58Get her drunk on sake. And see if she sings.
19:01Oh, let's see if this guy wants to get her drunk for something else. I can see him getting very close.
19:05What no one knows is that ninjas have an enormous resistance to alcohol.
19:09That's what they were trained for.
19:11And you can now take out sake, because no one can get her drunk.
19:13Look, I'm going to tell you something, just to annoy them.
19:17Super flusilistic!
19:22Oh, how fun. They're at our mercy. Whenever we want, they'll dance for us.
19:28Madame Ninja's sake is starting to show, huh?
19:30Hi, it looks like I'm in a VIP night booth, but I'm not.
19:33Welcome to the world's number one sporting spectacle.
19:36The World Cup? Who cares about soccer when you have horse races on roller skates?
19:40Place your bets, but don't be fooled by the names.
19:42And another thing, screw the World Cup!
19:44Well, I was thinking of betting on Rocinante.
19:47Look, that one's from here. It's ridden by a guy named Don Quixote, who's a little over there.
19:51Bet on the horse Cudeiro.
19:52And on the starting grid he is with number one, Mister Ed.
19:55With two, Babieca.
19:56With three, Trojan horse.
19:57With four, crazy horse.
19:59With the five, the horse Cudeiro.
20:00And with the six, Rocinante.
20:04The race begins!
20:05And Rocinante takes the lead.
20:07Followed closely by the horse Cudeiro and by Babieca, the horse of the end.
20:11Come on, Cudeiro horse, I've bet my entire month's salary on you!
20:15Seriously? Are you stupid?
20:16Not only my salary, I've bet yours too.
20:18Come on, Cudeiro, for the love of God! Win this race!
20:21Well, the thing is between Rocinante and Babieca.
20:23Finally, Rocinante wins the race.
20:25Followed closely by Babieca.
20:27The horse Cudeiro not only lost, but also took a serious beating.
20:31And with his usual sadness, he tries to reach the goal.
20:34I demand a replay of the play to verify that Rocinante was the first to arrive.
20:38Come on, please!
20:39Well, there isn't much to appreciate, because it's there.
20:41First Rocinante, without a doubt.
20:43And the horse Cudeiro, because of the blow he has received,
20:46Well, the truth is that I would say that he is dead, right?
20:50No! I've lost my entire salary because of that horse Cudeiro!
20:54Hey, I'm thinking that these dances are going to boost our ratings, right?
20:59Should we get this bunch to dance or what?
21:01Well, you just have to say one word.
21:02Super flusilistic!
21:05Super flusilistic?
21:07Super flusilistic?
21:16You'll think this is gold from the big hits you're going to get.
21:20Hello, pirates!
21:24Pirates!
21:25Pirates!
21:26Little pirates!
21:27Yes, today the pirate trio returns to the canyons of Nakasoni by popular acclaim.
21:32And pay attention, because today they are more envious than ever, and as mean as ever.
21:37For example, this contestant has been seen to have very nice ankles.
21:41You can't see them, but you can tell from a mile that they are super pretty.
21:43And driven by envy, the pirate trio tries to destroy the attribute that nature gave to the boy.
21:50You should see the pirate trio's ankles. They look like children's heads.
21:54The next contestant is a butcher.
21:57He has come with the apron to impress the pirate trio.
22:01I think he's better at filleting chicken breast than crossing the bridge.
22:04The pirate trio, terrified that the boy might pull out Matarife's knife, stop throwing balls.
22:11But it's not out of fear, it's because there's no need. He just went online.
22:18This kid, being quite ordinary and having nothing particularly remarkable about him, doesn't attract the attention of the pirate trio.
22:24And they think, should we shoot him or what? And if so, where? Because there's no point in it.
22:30And while the boy is crossing the bridge so calmly.
22:33That's when the pirate trio realizes.
22:35Of course, the most beautiful thing he wears is the golden ball!
22:38And there they have given it.
22:40This guy has a very big mouth, as he just showed with that scream.
22:44And the pirate trio thinks.
22:47Oh, what a big mouth! Let's shut it up!
22:50And it's closed forever. After the pirate dance, we'll talk to him.
22:55How is your mouth?
22:57They've stuck their nuts inside me, if they were the sons of the mother who...
23:00No insults, please.
23:01And this funny guy? Where's he going dressed like that, man?
23:04You mean not dressed, because he's only wearing a pair of underpants and the sock he's put inside them to show off his package, of course.
23:11His strategy is very clear.
23:13He wants to dazzle the pirate trio with his body and thus prevent them from shooting him.
23:18Well, it seems to be working for him at the moment.
23:20He's driven them crazy! They're so absorbed in looking at his body that they don't shoot him.
23:26Not only do they not shoot him, but they even encourage him.
23:29Please pin the pirate trio on me. They're really cheering, it's a pleasure.
23:34Oh my goodness, this is a joke. What kind of people are these?
23:37Man, I remind you that they call themselves the pirate trio.
23:40Pinky asks him out for a drink, the kid says... Later, later!
23:44And pay close attention to the two rainbow pirates. Listen to them cheering on the contestant.
23:50Yes, they are telling him... Up, up!
23:57That's what it looks like, but it's not. They're flirting with a hottie like workers.
24:02What's the kid here for, anyway? To take the test or to show off?
24:06Man, I'd say the latter. But of course, seeing how he's working his arms out there, he might want to take the test.
24:13Nah, that's probably to show how strong he is from the gym.
24:17No, it's strong. But it's one thing to show off, and another to rub it in our faces.
24:22Look, I'm going to say something a little strong.
24:25What are you asking for now, man? You're so tiring!
24:27And that's strong?
24:28Man, I was going to have swear words in the middle, but I automatically deleted them because of the children's schedule.
24:33But if this is children's time, shouldn't this guy be a little more covered up?
24:37Well, I think we thought about that a little late, because it's been showing for five or six hours now.
24:44Jump in, come on! And go talk to the pirate trio, they've got a few things they want to tell you.
24:49Hallelujah! I thought it would never end.
24:51And this contestant thought he would never get out.
24:54After waiting so long, he's not going to waste his opportunity.
24:58Of course, that's what life is like, when your big opportunity comes, you take advantage of it.
25:03Because there is only one great opportunity.
25:06Because as the Japanese say, the train only passes through your station once.
25:12And if you don't catch it, you're just left there.
25:18As is the case with this one, which has just been run over by a train.
25:24Let more pirates pass, please!
25:27Hello, pirates!
25:29This guy's playing the fool, isn't he? Acting like a friend here.
25:33Well, the pirate trio was flattered.
25:35And he's going to shoot his love darts at her.
25:38Only since they don't have darts at hand, they just throw balls at him.
25:42But with love, right? They throw them with love.
25:45And as everyone knows, love hurts.
25:48And if he goes with that speed and that aim, even more so.
25:51Love is a traumatic experience.
25:53It's like a bridge you have to cross.
25:55And on the other side glory awaits you.
25:57But you'll get there one day or you'll stay...
25:59Okay, okay, shut up now, the test has already been passed.
26:01Pinky, this pirate has escaped!
26:03And pay attention, Madame Ninja is going to sing something.
26:09Well, this girl looks like the Japanese version of Isabel Pantoja.
26:13But let's give Junior a photo from this girl's past as a folk singer.
26:20Look how pretty she looks.
26:22But with all this, who cares about the meaning of the word requeteflusilístico?
26:28Oops! Did someone say the word?
26:32Requeteflu... Requete... Requeteflu, yes.
26:36My head just went blank and I can't remember what came next.
26:44Hey, hey, hey, hey! The scariest section of yellow humor has arrived.
26:48The weakest minion!
26:50In this cave here, a henchman awaits enormous punishment.
26:53It's not that big a deal, but they are really scared.
26:55Come on in! Please!
26:57A few last words.
26:59I don't want to die, Pepe, help me, please, help me.
27:01Go inside, man, now!
27:03Come with me, Pepe, come with me!
27:05How scary I am!
27:12I scare the shit out of everything!
27:16Does anyone have a flashlight?
27:17I can't see anything with this candle.
27:19Once upon a time there was a band of good-for-nothing Pyrrhus.
27:23Their uniforms were ridiculous and some of them were bald.
27:27Look, I was so excited that my wig fell off.
27:29Let the trial begin!
27:31My candle has gone out!
27:32This is a disaster, please!
27:35Speak, you great henchman!
27:37And the audience has decided that he must leave the great henchman's cave...
27:42The bald henchman!
27:54And now the final scare.
27:57Hello! Here I am with the winners of today's show.
28:01There are four guys, so I'm not going to interview Nina.
28:04Why? Besides, you can see from their faces that if these are the winners, what must the losers be like?
28:10Look at those faces!
28:11Look, what we're going to do is one thing.
28:13On the count of three, say...
28:14Hey, hey, oh!
28:15Okay?
28:17Come on! On three!
28:18Hey, hey, oh!
28:20Of course you put in a lot of money, kids.
28:22And these four losers are the winners who head off to talk to Tani.
28:27Four people so dull they deserve to be eliminated right now.
28:31And it's a joke to say something funny!
28:33Home, you idiots!
28:35And now we're left with the best moments of today's show!
28:40The best, so to speak.
28:43Because an acorn that falls to the ground...
28:45Or a horse race where we lost all our savings...
28:50...not that they can be called great moments.
28:52This is a great moment, indeed.
28:54And this, without a doubt, was the one that gave us all goosebumps.
28:59The super-efluxilistic dance.
29:01What do you think is the secret of the word, Dolores?
29:04I don't care about the secret.
29:06I only know that for that woman to let him go, there's only one thing you can do.
29:09Don't believe it's full!
29:11The time has come to know the secret of the word requetetal.
29:15They look to the sky to see if it speaks and tells them.
29:18But it's going to be complicated.
29:19Come on, Madame Ninja!
29:21Tell the secret at once.
29:22You're getting on my nerves!
29:25The secret of the word requete, what follows is very easy.
29:28I'm going to tell you.
29:29It is a magical word, with charm.
29:32Sounds good.
29:33It's so beautiful that when you say it, people start dancing.
29:37Come on! See you later!
29:39I say goodbye.
29:43Well, what a silly secret, isn't it?
29:46Or as they say in Japanese, come on, let's all dance!
29:49Superfluxilistic!
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