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The Sarah Jane Adventures- S01 E00- Invasion Of The Bane
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00:00I saw amazing things out there in space, but there's strangeness to be found wherever you turn.
00:26Life on Earth can be an adventure, too. You just need to know where to look.
00:45Ah, she's got the telly working. That's the first priority.
00:48Only a shift.
00:50I need more boxes.
00:52Do us a favour. Find the kettle. I'm parched.
00:55Maria! Coming!
00:57Pass me that lamp, because it's quite fragile.
00:59Maria, the cutlery's still in the blue. Go and fetch it. Thanks.
01:03Living room, love?
01:04No, but that's his kitchen. What do you mean?
01:06And don't go through the front. Go round the side, I did say.
01:09Mind you, not bad.
01:11Mum, stop fancying the removal, men.
01:13Oh, they love it. Besides, they're getting paid.
01:15Cutlery, go on.
01:16Hiya!
01:17Put it by the window. Thanks.
01:21Thank you boys!
01:36Put it by the window. Thanks.
01:44Thank you, boys.
01:51Come on, then.
01:53All done. Congratulations, our new home.
01:57Oh, look at me. Nearly six. I'd better be off.
02:01Can't you stay for tea, Mum?
02:02Oh, I'd love to, but Van's cooking me dinner back home.
02:06But you are going to love it, sweetheart. I promise.
02:10I like the old house.
02:12Your mum wanted the mum.
02:13Now, don't start. This is a much better catchment, Harry.
02:16That old place, they were holding you back.
02:18They were my friends.
02:20Well, you'll get a better catchment of friends.
02:23You'll settle in. Don't worry.
02:27I'm you.
02:31Still can't make a cup of tea.
02:37Oh, Alan, I nearly forgot. Can you give me that check?
02:39I don't know where my checkbook is. It's buried in a box somewhere.
02:42Oh, all right. Well, post it.
02:43First thing tomorrow, if you could...
02:45Sure.
02:45Angel. Bye-bye, big kiss.
02:47You and me, eh?
03:06Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:13Bye-bye, big kiss.
03:43Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:13Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:43Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:45Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:50Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:56Bye-bye, big kiss.
04:58Bye-bye, big kiss.
05:38How would you know if you were going mad?
05:57Ask your mother, she's the expert.
05:58I'm going to tell her you said that.
05:59You came to Spain!
06:03But what if you see something that you know can't be happening,
06:06if only it's happening, only you know it can't be?
06:11No.
06:11Go and ask them.
06:12That's our first visitors.
06:14If it's Angelina Jolie, tell her I'm not interested.
06:17Oh.
06:22You moved in yesterday, right?
06:24Yeah.
06:25Sawyer.
06:25And Kelsey.
06:27Hiya.
06:27I'm Maria.
06:28You've got a rule band?
06:29Yeah.
06:29Brilliant.
06:29You haven't got music channels.
06:36What's the point if you haven't got music channels?
06:38Dad says it costs.
06:39Well, nag him.
06:40You'll be dead in school if you haven't got music channels.
06:43Do you want some of this?
06:44No, thanks.
06:45I don't like it.
06:48I love it.
06:49Do you want to come into town?
06:50I haven't got any money.
06:51That's all right.
06:52We'll just get the bubble shop bus.
06:53It's free.
06:54Every half hour.
06:54Come on, get your stuff.
06:55What?
06:56A free bus?
06:58Yeah.
06:58It takes you to the bubble shop factory.
06:59You go on a tour, get through your slumbles.
07:01Come on.
07:02I'm going to show you Darren.
07:02He works in a bike shop.
07:04He's overbuffed.
07:05Dad, I'm going out.
07:09You're heading off without me?
07:11We're going into town.
07:12Without a proper goodbye?
07:14Dad.
07:21I'm so ashamed for you.
07:23Who's your friend?
07:24This is Kelsey.
07:25Did they tell you?
07:26About the people that you used to live in?
07:28No, what happened?
07:28Went mad, run away, screaming.
07:31My mum's friend, calf pointing.
07:32She lives down there.
07:33Said the bloke kept going on at her about seeing aliens from out of space.
07:37What sort of aliens?
07:38Like, it's real.
07:39Shut up.
07:40Come on.
07:41We're going to miss it.
07:44Um, hi.
07:45We just moved in opposite.
07:46I'm Maria Jackson.
07:48Hello.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hello there.
07:50Nice to meet you.
07:51I'm Alan.
07:51Alan Jackson.
07:52Uh, I hope you're not going to make too much noise.
07:57It's just I work from home and I don't like to be disturbed.
07:59Okay.
08:00Nice to be made welcome.
08:01Sorry.
08:02Sarah Jane Smith.
08:03See you then.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Where are you going exactly?
08:07Bubble shock factoring.
08:08Free bus.
08:11Anyway, I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
08:12It's just me and Maria now.
08:14Making a new start of it.
08:15Bit of a divorce and that.
08:17Don't worry.
08:17It's all been sorted.
08:18There's no shouting.
08:19So, what kind of work do you do?
08:20Really?
08:25Really?
08:25Well, I must be fascinating.
08:35Nice to meet you too.
08:37There you go.
08:38You've got my number.
08:39But don't give it to anyone in your age.
08:42That's the Madeline.
08:44Always racing about.
08:45She's a bit glamorous though.
08:47What does she do?
08:49Journalist or something.
08:51Mom's friend, Kath Pontian, says that she never has anyone around.
08:54Never talks to anyone.
08:55It's guys that kid wants so about a station.
08:58And she's talking to this big crystal thing.
08:59And it moved.
09:00What?
09:01Like a monster or something?
09:06Here it is.
09:06Ah!
09:14Here you go.
09:15You're all in the bubble shock.
09:16I don't get how this bubble shock stuff's supposed to work.
09:23I don't care.
09:24This makes you feel all the way the wake and stuff.
09:26And it tastes fab.
09:27I think it's disgusting.
09:28You're one of the 2% then.
09:29Doesn't welcome 2% of people.
09:31That's a fact.
09:32That is.
09:32Anyway.
09:33It's organic.
09:33So that makes it all right then.
09:37Just the magic word organic.
09:39Well, it's natural and that's good.
09:41So there.
09:45Drink it.
09:46Drink it.
09:54There it is.
09:55Bubble shock.
09:56There it is.
10:26Welcome to bubble shock.
10:28Air visitors report to 7-0-4-7.
10:32Access beyond the visit and area is forbidden.
10:46I knew it.
10:49Right.
10:50Welcome to the bubble shock experience.
10:52If you'd like to step through the archway one by one, it's just security scan.
10:56One at a time.
11:02Security scan in the pop factory.
11:05People want to steal the recipe.
11:10Come on.
11:11It doesn't hurt.
11:11The day's first lot going through now.
11:16Transmitting data to the archetype.
11:18In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
11:23And transmit.
11:28Is it working?
11:29Oh, yes.
11:32He's almost fully mature.
11:35I would even say...
11:38Perfect.
11:44Mother will be pleased.
11:46And hist.
11:49What?
11:51OK.
11:52OK.
11:57All right.
11:57Now.
11:59Now.
12:00Now.
12:00Here.
12:02All right.
12:03Now.
12:03Now.
12:03All right.
12:04You're welcome.
12:06All right.
12:07Now.
12:07Now.
12:08Mrs. Wormwood, we have an intruder.
12:31Well, dispose of them.
12:32She says her name is Sarah Jane Smith.
12:35Does she indeed?
12:36Well, bring her to my office and make her welcome.
12:43This should be fun.
12:46Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Bubble Shock.
12:51It's huge.
12:52I've seen it loads of times.
12:54Okay, just a quick reminder, if you could turn off your mobile phones, that means all of you.
12:59You have extremely sensitive equipment here and the signals can interfere with the machinery, so phones off.
13:04What's a mobile phone going to do?
13:06Make the bubbles go flat.
13:07That's enough lip at the back.
13:09Just do it.
13:12Is it rude?
13:13I don't care.
13:14You're total laughing.
13:15Okay, everyone.
13:16This is the main production area.
13:18And before we go any further, I'd like to offer you more free samples.
13:23Healthy cells.
13:26Bubble Shock revitalizes your taste buds and gives you energy morning, noon and night.
13:32Only Bubble Shock contains bane.
13:34Yeah, etc.
13:36Okay, that's it.
13:38Keep moving.
13:40Don't touch anything.
13:42How many times?
13:43Oi.
13:44No Bubble Shock?
13:50No, Tar.
13:51I'm one of the 2% with the wrong taste buds.
13:53Don't worry.
13:56We're working on it.
13:58Soon we'll have everyone drinking Bubble Shock.
14:01The whole world.
14:03I'd rather have a cup of tea.
14:15That's very kind.
14:16Think of yourself as our guest.
14:18I wasn't breaking in.
14:19I was just trying to reach someone in charge.
14:22I phoned about a hundred times, but no one would talk to me.
14:25I've seen the list.
14:27Phone calls, emails.
14:30Miss Sarah Jane Smith certainly makes her presence felt.
14:33Do you mind if I take notes?
14:34Not at all.
14:36And since you've been so bold, let's make this an official interview.
14:40And it's Mrs. Wormwood.
14:45That's correct.
14:46As a matter of fact, that's in the Bible, Wormwood.
14:49The Book of Revelations.
14:51At the end of the world, it describes a star falling to earth and poisoning the waters.
14:59A star called Wormwood.
15:01Fascinating.
15:03Shall we move on to business?
15:05I've got contacts in the city.
15:07They said it was like this company dropped in from nowhere.
15:10And normally it takes years of tests to get approval from the EU to market a new foodstuff.
15:16You got it in two weeks.
15:18All we're doing is satisfying a need.
15:21Which is?
15:22The people are hungry, Miss Smith.
15:24For new food.
15:25New drinks.
15:26New tastes.
15:27All the Western world does is eat.
15:31All day, every day, eating.
15:34They gorge and feast and chew and bite.
15:38Everything sweet and hot and cold and sticky.
15:42Food and drink.
15:43Just food and drink.
15:46That's the human race.
15:48They devour.
15:50Who are we to deny them?
15:52So you invented Bane.
15:53Oh, the Bane and Bubble Shock isn't you, Miss Smith.
15:55Oh, no.
15:56It's very, very old.
16:00Come and see.
16:04All the hype.
16:06The Bane is completely natural.
16:08100% organic.
16:10Yes, but organic what?
16:12Oh, no, don't be saying.
16:14I can hardly give away our recipe.
16:16I checked with some scientists, I know.
16:17Your social circle sounds fascinating.
16:20They tried to analyse a bottle of Bubble Shock.
16:23Oh, what's the point of analysis?
16:24It's all chemicals and sweeteners and E-numbers.
16:28Test for drink.
16:30He's in the tasting.
16:31Have you tried it?
16:34Oh, no.
16:35Definitely not.
16:36Oh, but you must.
16:38Leslie?
16:39Oh, no, really.
16:40Thanks.
16:41I'm fine.
16:42No, no, no, no, no.
16:43But I insist.
16:46A good journalist should submit to the complete experience.
16:52Drink Bubble Shock, Miss Smith.
16:56Drink deep.
16:57Bane has received ringing endorsements.
17:02Now, I know we're not supposed to advertise,
17:04but we have to make an exception for this.
17:06Yep, you have got to try Bubble Shock.
17:08It's simply delicious.
17:09Mmm.
17:10Drink it.
17:12Mrs. Wormwood, I'd rather die.
17:14Now, we can't have that, can we?
17:21But those scientists, they said that Bane behaves very oddly
17:24when they tried to test it, as if it's resisting the analysis.
17:27And nothing could do that.
17:29At least, nothing on Earth.
17:32What exactly are you suggesting, Miss Smith?
17:35That Bane originated in outer space?
17:38Of course not.
17:40That would be ridiculous.
17:43Wouldn't it, though?
17:44So the pure spring water and fresh fruit juice
17:52ends up here, where Bane is added.
17:54And from here, it's bottled, all quality controlled,
17:56packed up and ready to be distributed
17:58all over the British island.
18:00Listen, we'll be done in 20 minutes.
18:02I'll go phone Suki.
18:04She can meet us in WH Smith.
18:05You're not supposed to use your phone.
18:07And what are you?
18:08A girl guide.
18:09They'll take it off you.
18:10Well, he's not going to see it, is he?
18:12Two ticks.
18:14Suki's dead rich.
18:17Go ahead and print your story by all means.
18:20Consider your career.
18:22Are you really going to expose this
18:23as some kind of alien plot?
18:26You'll be considered insane.
18:28I don't care what people think of me.
18:30Never have.
18:31Oh.
18:32I just want to find the truth.
18:34But at such a cost.
18:35I take it, Miss Smith, that you're single?
18:38Yes, I am.
18:40No children?
18:41No.
18:42Such a wasted life.
18:45Miss Smith is leaving.
18:46Leslie will show you out.
18:51Oh, and by the way,
18:54what planet do you come from?
18:56Nice try.
19:05Leslie.
19:14Kill her.
19:23Oh, no.
19:26Oh, no.
19:30Oh, no.
19:30Oh, no.
19:34Blimey, don't put this on the torch, do they?
19:56Hiya, Suki.
20:04I'm sorry, everyone. We seem to have some kind of emergency. That's it. Keep moving, please. Thank you.
20:23Get them out. Get everyone out.
20:34Kelsey. Kelsey?
20:41What is it? What's happening?
20:44Mrs Wormwood. She escaped.
20:46Sarah Jane Smith.
20:52Kelsey?
20:53Kelsey?
21:02Find that woman. And this time, kill her properly.
21:12Kelsey?
21:19What have you done?
21:20Get that thing away from me.
21:21She is not a thing. You are the thing.
21:25She is my mother.
21:28The mother of a soul.
21:30Sir?
21:31Well, turn it off.
21:34Oi, that's my phone.
21:38There's nothing to be scared of, Mother.
21:41Our precious Bane, Mother.
21:43Kelsey?
21:45You there?
21:48Hold up the exits.
21:51Welcome to new blocks, Melody.
21:56You there.
21:56Oh, my God.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28Maintain position.
22:30Section 17, record.
22:40Uh, hello.
22:42Um, hello.
22:44Who are you?
22:45Who are you?
22:46I'm lost.
22:47I'm lost.
22:48I'll turn off bat number four.
22:50Let's take care of an algorithm.
22:52Right.
22:56Drought yourself, Mother.
22:58We will find the source and destroy it.
23:00This is Wyrmwood.
23:01We have the situation under control.
23:02Oh, I don't think so.
23:03The archetype has escaped.
23:04Find it.
23:05And for the vain Mother's sake, turn off these alarms.
23:09Find the device.
23:10B-squad, C-squad.
23:11Maintain purpose and offense.
23:12Set arms.
23:13I'm not with them.
23:14I can help you.
23:15Find the device.
23:16B-squad, C-squad.
23:17Maintain purpose and offense.
23:18Set arms.
23:19I'm not with them.
23:20I can help you.
23:24Got to find a place to hide.
23:28Yes.
23:29you. Got to find a place to hide. Yes. Come on. We'll be safe in here for a bit. One
23:59place men never go. Sorry for dragging me to the ladies. Why do men never go to the
24:04ladies? What are you doing here? I could ask you the same. Who's he? Have you searched
24:24everywhere? It must have left the compound. Impossible. There are still humans here. I
24:28can smell them. I'm one very particular person. Still alive. What have they done to you? Oh,
24:34I knew I had to get away. Yeah, well, that goes for all of us. Did you search it there? But
24:40it's for their females only. We are males. Their culture says we must never go in. Oh, you
24:48idiot. Where does that mean? Visitor's car park. Only a child can get through there. Or
24:58a narrow-hipped female. Come on. This way. Quickly. Seal the gates. Move. Get in. But
25:08my friend's in there. Well, I only just met her this morning, but I just can't leave her.
25:12Where the bus has gone, maybe she was on the bus. Now, get in. I can't.
25:15What's that thing? Sonic lipstick. Now, get in. Search the perimeter. Move. Retrieve the archetype.
25:37She's taken the archetype. Now we can have even more fun. Oh, even more.
25:45Now, then. Let's find out what you know. Little girl. But who is he? What was he doing
25:55in that factory? What were they doing in there? Just leave it. You go home, Maria. I can handle
26:00things from now on. But there's something going on. I saw you last night. What did you say?
26:07She said she saw you last night. With that thing in your garden. That alien. Now, listen
26:14to me, Maria. My life is dangerous. And rule one, I don't put anyone else in danger. Especially
26:21not a kid. I'm not a kid. Maria, just go back home. You watch telly, you do whatever it is
26:25you do. You just live your life as normal. You forget any of this happened. Have you got
26:29that? You stay away from me for your own sake. Hey. Hey. I worked out the oven. It was
26:44all the time. Maria? And another thing. I want compensation for that phone. That was
26:59brand new last week. And FYI, he's a prize mentalist. He's got like this big puppet thing
27:04living in his roof. And he thinks it's his mum. Puppet? She means mother. Yeah? Well, if that's
27:11your mum, you should go on Jeremy Kyle. I can't understand a word she says. She's
27:16all noise and ignorance. Whereas Miss Smith, she seems familiar with the concept of alien
27:23life. Far too familiar. Look, if we scan her, an average human, except... What is it? Residual
27:32artron energy. And what's that? Background radiation. Result of travels through the space-time
27:40vortex. A while ago, but it's still there. A time-space travel. So it seems. We need to
27:51find her. She lives on Bannerman Road. I beg your pardon. Bannerman Road. And she's as
27:57loony as you lot. We must retrieve the archetype and kill this Smith woman. I've been aching
28:02to kill one ever since we arrived. This one has information. Perhaps we can use her. You
28:07can let me go. Otherwise, I'm phoning the police. And child lying. I'm going to turn
28:13off my image translator. Try not to scream. I never scream.
28:20someone said there's a miserable girl who needs a cup of tea. I couldn't find one, so you'll
28:35have to do instead. Thanks. What is it, then? It's all right. I know. New house, new school
28:46next week. Everything must seem so weird. You're telling me. But if there's anything
28:51wrong, you can tell me. You know that, don't you? You can tell me anything.
28:56Nothing. It felt so good to be myself. These clumsy human oxen. The girl's unconscious. I'm surprised
29:15you didn't kill her. These miniature versions have parents. Parents ask questions. And what
29:22did we learn? The thoughts of a child are chaos. Late homework. Is she fat? Will she ever
29:30be kissed? And she worships something called the Holy Oak. No. Holy Oaks. But her parents
29:40fight. She wishes she was younger. She wishes she was older. This world scares her so very much.
29:46And Sarah Jane Smith. Oh, she knows her. Bannerman Road, number 13. And yes, she lives alone. No support. No defences.
29:59Then I can attack. Oh, yes. Have some fun. And I've filleted the memories. This one will remember nothing.
30:13Oh. Right. Hiya. I'm so ashamed. I'm sleeping in your office. We've looked after you. And don't worry.
30:26Davy can take you home. Off you go, Davy. Bannerman Road. Enjoy.
30:31But you must have a name.
30:48If I'm Sarah Jane, then you're all I know is I had to run. But you could talk. Someone must have taught you
30:55that. Who was it? Everyone. Oh, what does that mean? Everyone. I am everyone. And then
31:05I had to run. The girl came. Maria. And then you. Well, think back. Before you ran, what can
31:13you remember? I was born running. But you must have a home. Is this your home? Yes, it is.
31:20Can I live here? No. No, I don't think so. Sorry. Help yourself. Is this food? Food and drink? Which
31:36is which? Sarah Jane. Who's that? No one. There was a voice. No, there wasn't. Sarah Jane. Not
31:44now. I thought you lived alone. I do. And whatever happens, you're not to go upstairs. Have
31:52you got that? It's private. You don't ever go upstairs unless I say so. You don't trust
31:59me. I don't even know you. Hold on. Now, don't be afraid. Not alien. A normal, healthy lad,
32:13human. Aging rate, normal. But this says you were born 360 years ago. You were born 360
32:28minutes ago. Is that good or bad?
32:36Bellarmine Road. Where have you gone? Well, I don't have to be home till six. We can go
32:41for a burger. Get out. Don't forget. Drink bubble shock.
32:58Here comes trouble. Kelsey! Thanks for abandoning me. It's something you are. I'm making a snack.
33:14Do you want some, Kelsey? Beans on toast? Too many carbohydrates. Right. You can starve.
33:17But where were you? All the alarms went off and I was running around the factory looking
33:21for you. He's all right, you don't. He's a bit fit. Oh, shut up. But where did you get
33:25you, Kelsey? Tell me, the factory, what happened? You can read. I can now. You've just learned.
33:39It's easy. Letters and words. Forgive me, but if you don't mind, could you just lift up your
33:45top just so I can see your stomach? You've got no belly button. Is that good or bad? I don't
33:52know, but everyone who's born has got a belly button. Why not me? Sorry, but I don't think
33:59you were born. I think you were grown. Honestly, I was mortified waking up in our office and then
34:12just drive me home. What are you joking home? The muffin. What? The man from the tour. He's
34:16here on Bannerman Road. Yeah. What about it? Dad, I'm going out.
34:29Sir, Jane, don't come up. It's me. It's Maria. You're completely shaming me.
34:35I told you. Leave me alone. But it's the man from the factory. He's on the street. He's
34:40here. He's here. What is it? What is that thing? What is it? Hello, Maria. Hello, screaming
35:02girl. Never mind. Hello. It's not a creeping alien out there. What is it? What is it?
35:09Get upstairs to win all out. I'm allowing you. Now go. He's at me. Just shut up and move.
35:15Well, here's we go. He's coming to the street. Where am I driving?
35:30He's coming up the stairs!
35:32Where did I go?
35:38Where is that thing?
35:44Happy?
35:46Wait here.
35:50That's a bear.
35:52No, you can't go. I'll be ten seconds. Just ten seconds.
35:54You will die this thing.
35:56You are the squealing pigs.
35:58This is not happening. This is so not happening.
36:00That contradicts the facts.
36:02No!
36:04First the children,
36:06and then you, old woman.
36:08Hey! Listen to the old!
36:28It's a muffin!
36:30That is a muffin.
36:34Pissy, that was the last one.
36:40What's going on?
36:42Maria, don't get involved.
36:44I think it's a little bit too late for that.
36:46Thanks. You saved our lives.
36:48I suppose I did.
36:50Oh, my flipping head!
36:52No! Don't go up there!
36:54Who said you could come up here?
36:56Don't touch anything!
36:58These things...
37:00Are they aliens?
37:02Some of them...
37:04Where'd you get them?
37:06I suppose you've seen too much now.
37:08It's not as if anyone's going to believe you.
37:10Aliens are falling to earth all the time.
37:12It's not as if anyone's going to believe you.
37:18Aliens are falling to earth all the time.
37:19It's not as if anyone's going to believe you.
37:20where'd you get them i suppose you've seen too much now it's not as if anyone's going to believe
37:32you aliens are falling to earth all the time it's not just those stories you hear on the news
37:42all sorts of creatures some have got lost like the one you saw me sending home last night
37:47some of them crash land and some of them want to invade you still believe me yes really how come
37:54because you're bonkers but i don't think you're a liar oh well it's nice to know no except about
38:01the bonkers fish this place is beautiful thank you not so bad yourself hello what does that mean
38:06oh he's mine is that good or bad that's bad that's very bad it's just you though on your own
38:14the government knows all about aliens and then there are secret organizations dedicated to
38:20finding them but they tend to go in all guns blazing i just think there's a better way of doing it
38:25how do you get started
38:26i met this man a very special man called the doctor and years ago we traveled together in space space
38:39and time then it came to an end and suddenly i was back to a normal life electric bills there's pipes
38:50tickets and rain she's completely looped the loop there do you see who can i talk to about it
38:58for years i tried to forget and then i met him again the doctor we both changed but it's funny
39:06because we were still both the same and i learned that i could carry on here on earth doing what we
39:13always did that's when i started this i began my life again and the bubble shock factory it's run by
39:20aliens all right everyone's an alien you me the pope james blunt actually i can't believe that one
39:27but kelsey you saw it that great big alien creature i saw a muffin in a suit that's all like in the
39:32films it's pretend
39:33you still come back again another invasion obviously little green men
39:39there was a scientific project in switzerland they created their own black hole if it gets free the
39:48earth would be swallowed up so canine's sealing it off greetings mistress canine he's my friend
39:55canine i think canine that's so lame he's been in there for a year and a half now plugging the
40:01distortion and every so often he passes my way your best friend's a metal dog with its bum stuck in a
40:08black hole i know how are you canine how do you feel misunderstanding of the functional nature of
40:17this unit mistress i do not feel however all circuits are functioning at full capacity
40:23can you ever come out canine oh canine this is maria greetings young mistress i cannot emerge
40:29until this breach is sealed how long will that take i cannot estimate the duration of this task
40:35what is he nuts and bolts the small female is hostile don't listen to her regret i must transfer
40:42my coordinates mistress bye bye canine good dog affection noted mistress
40:51how long's he gone for i don't know but i miss him and don't you laugh kelsey hooper
41:07but he was my dog my daft little metal dog
41:12and now i'm on my own
41:16you know the penalty
41:25forgive me but she had weapons terrible weapons
41:30a hunter that loses his prey is unfit to serve the bane mother i'll go back i'll kill her
41:37i can manage that on my own
41:39mother eats the children that fail her you will become food
41:50what's this then
41:59i had some sort of communicator it was a gift from the person you saw last night
42:04she said if i ever needed help i could use it to call her
42:08then let's call her
42:09she meant help with poetry
42:11she was a star poet from archetype five
42:15that's not much use unless you want to rhyme
42:17trouble
42:18double
42:20let me see
42:21careful
42:28he knows nothing about the world everything's new to him
42:33i think he's some sort of experiment like those aliens created him
42:37he's their child
42:39oh but he's still human
42:41if you don't mind
42:44i don't like people going through my things
42:48that device on your wrist it detects alien life that's right
42:52then watch it detecting now how do you mean
42:56it's right there might be another one of those things out there no
43:00wait a minute
43:10what kelsey you're an alien
43:11oh you wish
43:13no it's not her
43:14oh that's mine
43:16it's the drink
43:17it's that ingredient bane
43:19yeah well it's organic
43:20more than that
43:22it's alive
43:23species identified bane
43:25it's not just an ingredient
43:26it's an alien
43:27this is the secretion of
43:29honeyglasses
43:31a bane mother
43:33there's a piece
43:35of living bane inside every bottle of
43:38phil shock
43:39i've been drinking that stuff
43:40and it's aliens
43:41thought you didn't believe in aliens
43:42oh you can shut up
43:44i've got things about space living in my stomach
43:46what are you gonna do about it
43:47it's not my fault
43:47yeah you've got all this stuff all these gadgets
43:50and you sit here talking yapping on all day
43:53about planets and monsters
43:54what good is that why don't you actually do something
43:57all right kelsey
43:59just you watch
44:01mr smith
44:03yes sarah j i need you
44:14mr smith's a computer
44:16an alien computer
44:17mr smith i want a direct visual link to mrs wormwood at the bane factory
44:23can you get coordinates
44:24accessing
44:25what you can just phone her up
44:28mr smith can hack into anything but why do you want to talk to them
44:31because i want to be fair
44:34six eight nine zero one four six five eight seven five seven five six two nine eight seven zero three two one zero five dash five
44:40that's like their phone number
44:41official link connecting
44:46mrs wormwood
44:48oh very clever
44:49thanks for the assassination attempt
44:52my pleasure
44:53the next one will involve harpoons
44:55i know who you are and what you are
45:00bane
45:00now leave this planet
45:02are you declaring war
45:03mrs wormwood the universe is huge and earth is so small you don't need to do this
45:09i'm asking you as one species to another just leave this world
45:15leave us in peace
45:17please
45:18and if i don't
45:19then
45:21i'll have to do something
45:26very well
45:28in the language of your young ones
45:31bring it
45:32that didn't go well
45:44how are you going to stop them
45:46you tell me
45:47what
45:48do you mean you haven't got a plan
45:49nothing
45:50no
45:51the people i fight have plans and weapons but i don't
45:55it's what makes me different
45:56mother
46:00events have escalated
46:02we must declare war
46:04on mankind
46:05open your mind mother
46:07you must convert the humans containing bane
46:10they will convert the rest
46:12let this become
46:15bane world
46:26bane world
46:45kelsey hooper look
46:48help me
46:49oh my god it's beginning
46:52kelsey
46:53bite it
46:56drink it
46:59it's the bane they're taking people over
47:01out
47:01quickly out
47:02drink
47:03it
47:04drink
47:05it
47:06please
47:06drink
47:07it
47:07drink
47:09it
47:09got to get to the factory
47:11i'm coming with you
47:12you are staying here
47:15dad stay indoors as all this stop happening
47:21drink it
47:22dad no dad
47:24mother stirs
47:26those who have not taken bane
47:28must be
47:30converted
47:35dad listen to me
47:36it's not you it's the thing it's the drink
47:39it's the bane
47:41drink it
47:42sorry
47:43we can't help them
47:44the only thing we can do is get to the factory
47:45and not get in the car
47:47drink it
47:49drink it
47:50this is bad
47:50willis
47:51i recognize bad
47:52what are we gonna do
47:53maria
47:53it's the tax of people in the world
47:55people who panic
47:56and then there's us
47:57got that
47:57got it
48:08it
48:17it
48:17it
48:17it
48:18and
48:18it
48:19it
48:19it
48:19it
48:19and
48:21MAH!
48:25Drink it!
48:26Drink it!
48:31Mother welcomes her new children!
48:34Come to us!
48:37New born bane!
48:40Come to us!
48:51I'm going inside. You stay here.
48:56No way!
49:04They've got a deadlocked seal.
49:06What does that mean?
49:07We can't get in.
49:09Sarah Jane!
49:13We can't go back and we can't get in. What do we do?
49:16No.
49:17There's got to be a way of getting in. There's got to be.
49:19There must be something.
49:21What do I do?
49:22Oh, come on, Doctor. Help me!
49:25Come on.
49:28Think.
49:34Yes.
49:35All the humans who don't submit,
49:37will be reduced to liquid.
49:40Then bane will drink then and...
49:43What a noise!
49:49Not too late for the party.
50:02Miss...
50:03Smith.
50:06I warned you.
50:08Leave this planet.
50:09Have you met...
50:11My mother.
50:20Leave her alone!
50:21I told you to stay on board.
50:23Too late for that.
50:25Oh, you brought us the archetype.
50:27He is a living, thinking human being.
50:30And you created him.
50:31What for?
50:32He's an assembly of thousands of different humans.
50:35A montage, you might say.
50:36A collage.
50:38On every tour of the factory, we'd scan the guests.
50:40All ten thousand of them.
50:42And then, we fed every strength and every weakness into him.
50:47The archetype.
50:48I am everyone.
50:50But why?
50:51The two percent that wouldn't touch bane.
50:52The archetype could tell us exactly how to modify our product.
50:56But since we've advanced our plans,
50:59he is no longer needed.
51:02No!
51:03No!
51:07It's only a boy.
51:08I'm begging you.
51:09Let him go.
51:10Oh, that's so sweet.
51:12But he's dying.
51:13And soon you will join him.
51:15Like all our enemies.
51:16Our slave control is activated around the world.
51:20The time of man is over.
51:25The time of bane is come.
51:38You failed, Miss Smith.
51:40This is where your lonely life has led you.
51:42Except she's not on her own.
51:44She's got me.
51:46Look at this.
51:57The device is tiny.
51:58And now you've angered the bane mother.
52:01Do you really think that's wise?
52:04Don't look so well.
52:05You know what?
52:06I'm so glad I didn't.
52:07Mother, descend and consume them.
52:20You forgot this.
52:21What is that?
52:22A signal device.
52:23From another world.
52:24And what of it?
52:25Like a mobile phone.
52:26I need to call across the stars.
52:27It must be a million times more powerful.
52:28Then it's a good thing you don't know our frequencies.
52:29Mr. Smith said it out loud.
52:30Perhaps it doesn't surprise us.
52:31Do I remember them?
52:32You gave me the memory of 10,000 humans.
52:33Stop it!
52:349, 8, 7, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 9, 0, 5, dash, 5.
52:35Calling a bay!
52:36Who me, mother?
52:37You're killing her!
52:38You're killing her!
52:39How many stars?
52:40You're killing her!
52:41If you were killed, you're killing her!
52:42I'm not the stars.
52:43I'm not the stars.
52:44It must be a million times more powerful.
52:45Then it's a good thing you don't know our frequencies.
52:46Mr. Smith said it out loud.
52:47Perhaps it doesn't surprise us.
52:48Do I remember them?
52:49You gave me the memory of 10,000 humans.
52:50Stop it!
52:519, 8, 7, 5, 5, 6, 4, 5, 9, 0, 5, dash, 5.
52:54I'm calling a bay!
53:02For me, lover!
53:04You're killing her!
53:10Architect!
53:11I order you to stop!
53:13But you've made him human!
53:14He's ours!
53:16Here, give me your hand!
53:24Come on!
53:32Come on!
53:54Come on!
53:58Until the next time!
54:02Miss Smith!
54:04Miss Smith!
54:22We stopped them!
54:25Are you alright?
54:26Their control is gone!
54:28And I'm free!
54:30That's good!
54:31Oh, yes!
54:32It's good!
54:35I would be dead without you!
54:37We all would!
54:38You're amazing!
54:39The pair of you!
54:40Amazing!
54:41This is happiness, yes?
54:43Oh, yes!
54:44We did it!
54:46We did it!
54:47We did it!
54:56The government has refused to comment,
54:58but stocks and bubble shock have been withdrawn from our shelves,
55:02and the mass hysteria of this afternoon is being put down to a chemical imbalance of the brain.
55:09Dad!
55:12Whoa!
55:14Hey!
55:17What's brought this on?
55:18I thought it lost you.
55:19I had a bit of a turn, that's all.
55:20I had a bit of a turn, that's all.
55:22It's all over the news.
55:23Some chemicals escaped from that factory and gave everyone hallucinations.
55:28Oh.
55:29Hello.
55:30Hello.
55:31Just, um, just checking everything's alright.
55:33It's very neighbourly.
55:34Well, sorry about before.
55:35Welcome to the neighbourhood.
55:38It's certainly been eventful.
55:40Is it always like this?
55:41No.
55:42This is a quiet day.
55:43And who's this?
55:44This...
55:48Is...
55:49I suppose...
55:50This is my son.
55:51My adopted son.
55:53Hello.
55:54And what's your name?
55:56I don't have one.
55:57Oh, sorry, no.
55:58It's an old family joke.
56:00It's called, um...
56:01Look at you, leaving your front door open after everything that's happened.
56:05Did you hear about the chemicals?
56:06Oh!
56:07It was a nightmare!
56:09I had a van chasing me around the bedroom saying,
56:11Drink it!
56:12I told him to get off, but he wasn't having it.
56:14Well, haven't you unpacked yet?
56:16Alan, I did say that the longer things stay in boxes, the less it feels like a home.
56:21And... and you are?
56:23Sarah Jane Smith, I'm from over the road.
56:25This is my mother.
56:27What's he wearing?
56:28These are the clothes I was born in.
56:30Right.
56:32Oh, well, um, thank you very much.
56:34But if you don't mind, I've had a bit of a trauma.
56:36Family time.
56:37Thanks for calling in.
56:38OK, well, we'll... we'll be off.
56:40This woman is rude.
56:41Yes.
56:42Definitely going.
56:43Come on.
56:44We'll go home.
56:45You don't have to.
56:46Oh, come on now.
56:47Invite the neighbours around.
56:48You'll never get rid of them.
56:49Next thing you know, it's holidays together.
56:50That is a recipe for disaster.
56:52No offence.
56:53Nice to meet you, Sarah Lou.
56:56So, there he was, chasing me around the bedroom with a bottle of pop.
56:59I said, that's an awful.
57:00But next thing you know, her next door's doing the same thing.
57:04Oh, well, I'm here.
57:05I'll have that cheque, thanks.
57:06I'll give it a week.
57:07I've had to pay the removal, ma'am.
57:08Well, you should have planned.
57:09That's Alan.
57:10No plans.
57:11But Yvonne's booked this villa just outside Scalfers.
57:13It's gorgeous.
57:14But we've got to pay the rest of the deposit, so...
57:22Cheers!
57:23Cheers!
57:24And it's normal pop.
57:25Hooray for normal pop.
57:26How's your friend Kelsey?
57:28She's backtracking like mad.
57:30Saying it was all hallucination.
57:32No such thing as aliens.
57:33But we know better.
57:34Oh, that's more like it.
57:38This is good?
57:39Yep.
57:40How are you going to adopt him then?
57:41I mean, you need forms and things.
57:42Who are you going to say is real mum is?
57:43The bane mother.
57:44Mr. Smith sorted that.
57:45Officially done and dusted.
57:46All he needs now is a name.
57:47You can choose your own.
57:48I like yours...
58:03I like yours, Maria.
58:04Maybe not.
58:05How about Jack?
58:07Josh, Nathan?
58:09Harry.
58:10Alastair.
58:11Luke.
58:12I like Luke.
58:13I like Luke.
58:15If you like Luke, I guess who.
58:17you like Luke I like Luke that's the name I was always going to choose if ever I had kids
58:22except it never happened but now it has Luke Smith you're a mom I am
58:29I never asked have you got a boyfriend or
58:36well there was only ever one man for me and after him nothing compared
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