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The Sarah Jane Adventures-S03E05- The Wedding Of Sarah Jane-pt-1
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00:01Thirteen Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives,
00:04and it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:07There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall,
00:11a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic,
00:14a schoolgirl investigator across the road,
00:18and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.
00:22Ready? Always.
00:52See you later, then.
01:00Yep. See you, Mum. Have a good evening.
01:02You too. Bye, canine.
01:04Enjoy your evening, mistress.
01:07Yeah.
01:13Mr Smith, I need you quickly and quietly.
01:15Quickly and quietly.
01:22She's off again.
01:29Right. We're coming over.
01:31What is she up to?
01:33How can I help you, Luke?
01:34Activate tracking device, Mr Smith.
01:36Aerial satellite scan.
01:44Sir, what was her story this time?
01:46She says she's going to a meeting at the town hall about motorway extension.
01:50Mistress's exact words.
01:52You'll never know, Luke.
01:53There could be a story in it.
01:55Her excuses are getting lamer and lame.
01:58Affirmative.
01:59Veracity level 12%.
02:01Why is she lying to us?
02:04She's heading into town.
02:06Query.
02:07Am I to understand you are using my tracking system to spy on Sarah Jane?
02:11It's the fifth time she's done this in a month, Mr Smith.
02:13We've got to find out what she's really doing.
02:15She goes off on her own, all mysterious.
02:17What if she gets in trouble?
02:18This is highly irregular behaviour.
02:20Do not exceed your function, Mr Smith.
02:22Your opinion has not been asked for.
02:25That soldier.
02:26Good dog.
02:27Affirmative, Master Clyde.
02:29She's stuck.
02:30Nowhere near the town hall.
02:32There.
02:33She was lying.
02:34Knew it.
02:35Whoa.
02:36I'd have to stop doing that.
02:39I'd have to stop doing that.
02:47Right.
02:53Scan for alien activity in that area, camera.
02:56I am perfectly able to complete that function, Clyde.
02:57There's no need to consult the dog.
02:58Sticks and stones.
02:59So what now then?
03:00We follow her down there?
03:01Come on.
03:02Two minutes to the next bus.
03:03And you two, play nicely.
03:04Play nicely.
03:05Instruction to human children.
03:06Conduct recreation in socially compatible mode.
03:07Oh, be quiet.
03:08Where's the car?
03:09But where's mum?
03:10There's no sign of the car.
03:11But where's Mum?
03:13Where's Mum?
03:14Who's the house?
03:15Come on. Two minutes to the next bus. And you two, play nicely.
03:22Play nicely. Instruction to human children. Conduct recreation in socially compatible mode.
03:28Oh, be quiet.
03:32There's the car. But where's mum?
03:37No sign of any aliens either.
03:40No! I did not just see that.
03:46Careful.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:56Oh, no, they're not gonna...
03:58Oh, people are reading.
04:01Wow. Just wow.
04:11Nobody over 22 should be doing that in public. Actually at all.
04:16Shut up, Clyde. Oh, that's brilliant. She's got herself a man.
04:19What are we gonna say?
04:21We're not gonna say anything.
04:23She wants to kept a secret, so we never saw that. And we don't know, yeah?
04:28Luke?
04:30Yeah.
04:32We thought she was hunting aliens.
04:38He looked really posh. I bet he's called Henry or...
04:40Just come in.
04:45What are you all doing up here?
04:47Well, the exams are coming up, so we've gotta work.
04:50Luke's helping us revise.
04:55Did you have a good evening?
04:56Yeah. How was the, uh, meeting?
04:59Nothing special.
05:01Why is Mr. Smith still out?
05:03Information.
05:04Sarah-Jane's car is now parked outside the house.
05:07What? Mr. Smith?
05:08Oh, hello, Sarah-Jane.
05:10I have been tracking your position as instructed by Luke.
05:13Big mouth. You did that on purpose.
05:15Canine? What have they been doing?
05:18I have been instructed to withhold information.
05:21What was your exact instruction?
05:24Mistress Rani instructed me not to relay the information
05:26that you were followed to your assignation.
05:29Gob on you! You've been spying on me.
05:31We were worried.
05:32When you've kept something secret before,
05:34it's always been a disaster.
05:36Does that give you the right to poke into my private business?
05:41Oh, I was about to tell you anyway.
05:46So, who's the lucky fellow, then?
05:49His name is Peter Dalton.
05:50And, yes, he's very lucky and rather marvellous.
05:53Oh!
05:54Where did you meet him?
05:55Oh, no, that's all.
05:56End of discussion.
05:57You two, home.
05:58Luke, bed.
05:59I'll be in to say goodnight.
06:00Go on! Off! Off!
06:02Sweet dreams.
06:12I should be angry.
06:13Why am I not angry?
06:15Mistress, I detect you are experiencing a heightened emotional state.
06:19Alpha waves high.
06:21Heart beat fast.
06:22Increased serotonin.
06:23Panine.
06:24Always the romantic.
06:25Affirmative.
06:27Honestly, I was about to tell you, I think, I'm not exactly an expert in matters of the heart.
06:42Neither am I.
06:44Well, I thought something was bound to go wrong with my track record.
06:49And it keeps getting better.
06:52Didn't I?
06:53You had those sort of feelings.
06:55Men were interested before.
06:56But then I'd think, how can a relationship go anywhere with my bizarre life?
07:07Where'd you meet him?
07:08In a shoe shop.
07:10He just got talking and he gave me his phone number.
07:12Didn't know people of your age did that sort of thing?
07:14Cheek.
07:15Oh, no, I wasn't going to call him, but then I bumped into him again and it got me thinking.
07:21I cut myself off from people for all those years.
07:24How could anyone like me, with what I know, what I do, ever have proper friends?
07:29But then I got you and Maria and Clyde and Ronnie and things changed.
07:35And perhaps they're changing on this front, too.
07:38You look really happy.
07:40There's still the big problem, isn't there?
07:43I can't suddenly spring it all on Peter.
07:46Oh, by the way, I used to go travelling through space and time in a phone box with a time lock.
07:51My son was created as part of an experiment by the Bane.
07:55I've got a talking computer and a robot dog.
07:58Oh, by the way, my lipstick, it's deadly.
08:00But I do want you to meet him.
08:06You know, we just keep all this madness quiet for a bit longer.
08:10See how things go.
08:11And whatever happens, we're okay.
08:19You and me?
08:21Night.
08:22Night.
08:23Night.
08:24Night.
08:25Night.
08:26Night.
08:28Night.
08:30Night.
08:32Night.
08:34Night.
08:36Night.
08:38Night.
08:40Night.
08:42Night.
08:44Night.
08:46Night.
08:48Night.
08:49I hope I look okay.
08:55Okay.
08:56Adequate, but unremarkable quality.
08:59I don't know how I'm supposed to react.
09:01What am I supposed to call him?
09:03Peter.
09:04Mr Dalton.
09:07Dad.
09:10What if I don't even like him?
09:13Regret.
09:14I do not have the answer to these questions, Master Luke.
09:16I suggest consult another human being.
09:20Come on, Luke.
09:21He'll be here any moment.
09:22Chop, chop.
09:24Right.
09:26Stay quiet, canine.
09:27He mustn't find out about you.
09:29Got it?
09:30Understood.
09:38Oi!
09:39Clyde!
09:40What are you doing here?
09:40I think I left my phone charger in the attic.
09:44Oh, yeah?
09:45All right.
09:46I want a good old-looking mystery man.
09:47Well done.
09:48So do I.
09:51Thanks.
10:00Oh, hi, Sarah Jane.
10:02Is that your new man?
10:03What are you doing here?
10:04Um, well...
10:05Hello there.
10:08These are for you.
10:10Oh, thank you.
10:11Everything all right?
10:13Oh, thanks for looking after that for me.
10:16Come on, Clyde.
10:19Hello.
10:21These are the lovely.
10:23Are you sure everything's all right?
10:24Yes.
10:26Oh, they're beautiful.
10:27Is that Sarah's man arriving?
10:29Emma, have you got no shape?
10:31Well, at least we were subtle.
10:33And what is that?
10:33How should I know?
10:41Okay.
10:42Very good.
10:43Now, this must be Luke.
10:45Nice to meet you, Mr Dalton.
10:47Oh, it's Peter.
10:48Please, I've heard all about you.
10:49You are the apple of your mother's eye.
10:51I can tell you.
10:52So, this is where you live.
10:54Amazing place.
10:55Like me.
11:06It's quite dishy.
11:07She's done all right for herself.
11:09Cool car.
11:11Mum, come back!
11:13Light!
11:13Oh, hello.
11:22Just popping to the shops.
11:24Do you want anything?
11:25No, thanks.
11:26Um, Peter, this is Gita from over the road.
11:29Oh, Peter and Gita.
11:31That's funny.
11:32Gita, nice to meet you.
11:34Oh, pretty flowers.
11:36I run a flower shop, my darling.
11:38Blooming lovely.
11:38On the parade.
11:39She'll pop in and give a discount.
11:41Do lovely displays for weddings.
11:43Oh, that's quite enough of that.
11:47Well, I'll be off.
11:51Shop's that way, Mrs Chandra.
11:53Yes!
11:53Yes!
11:53Oh, let me just pop these in some words.
12:00So?
12:01Yes.
12:03Okay.
12:04It looks all right.
12:08Did that just move again?
12:13What is it?
12:23Alien activity detected.
12:25Alert!
12:32Activating stair negotiation.
12:34Mama mode.
12:36It's alive.
12:37Let's hope it's harmless.
12:43Stop!
12:44Stay calm!
12:45We're going to help you!
12:52Mistress!
12:54Emergency!
12:55Alien activity detected.
12:56Canine!
12:57Shut up!
12:57Get back inside!
12:58He mustn't see you!
12:59It's all meant to be normal!
13:02Alert, Mistress!
13:04Previous extinction's over it.
13:06Hey, what's that?
13:07Oh, it's mine.
13:08It's a toy.
13:08Comes from Japan.
13:10It, um, robot dog.
13:10Canine.
13:11Get it?
13:12But it talks.
13:13Yeah.
13:13Cut this program with a few phrases.
13:15Do not look at me.
13:16Everything is normal.
13:18Prototype it.
13:19Always finds its way home.
13:20I would like one of those.
13:21Let's go.
13:22The toys kids have now.
13:23There's computers and everything.
13:24It's incredible.
13:26Remember that thing with the horse?
13:31Alert!
13:32Alert!
13:33Buckaroo!
13:35What's it doing in here?
13:39Alert!
13:41Alert!
13:42It's good.
13:43Yeah, I'm starving.
13:44I thought we'd try the new Italian on the high street.
13:52Yeah!
13:53Look at it!
13:54Fire!
13:55What the heck do I want to do?
13:56Thank you!
13:57I'd really like to go to university, but I think I'd also like to work on my own projects.
14:07Better get this.
14:09Sorry.
14:12Ryan?
14:14There you go, my son!
14:15I've got it!
14:16I've got it!
14:17What is it?
14:18Oh, Travis Polon.
14:20Not evil, just trouble.
14:21I saw him on Key Bay.
14:22Stella had no idea what he was.
14:24Turns out he was in his dormant cycle.
14:26Oh!
14:26And he would choose today to wake up.
14:28Get Mr Smith to open up a link to Pelongus, and they'll transmit him home.
14:31Already on it.
14:34Pelongus receiving.
14:35No.
14:37Alert!
14:37Transmitting.
14:38No.
14:38Problem solved.
14:42You have fun, right?
14:48Look, Mum always has a way of getting things out of you.
14:51Must be being a journalist.
14:52She has to know everything.
14:54Yes, that is so true.
14:57Watch this.
15:00Your boys okay?
15:02Yeah, yes, yes.
15:03Luke and I were just discussing, um...
15:06Oh, never mind, did you?
15:07It's not important.
15:10Oh, no, go on.
15:10What?
15:11Oh, don't worry about it, Mummy.
15:13It was nothing.
15:14No, no, go on.
15:15What were you talking about?
15:16Tell me.
15:16Come on.
15:20What's so funny?
15:22What?
15:23Nothing.
15:24Oh.
15:29What are you doing?
15:30Just being nosy.
15:32Looking up Peter's Gap.
15:34120 Christchurch Walk, W4.
15:37Nice place.
15:41That's weird.
15:42There's a for sale sign.
15:45And newspapers in the windows.
15:47It looks empty.
15:48That picture could have been taken months back.
15:51No, no, look.
15:51It says three weeks ago.
15:53I'll ask Sarah Jane.
15:56But Luke told me that she'd never been to his place.
16:01All right, let's go round there.
16:02Are you joking?
16:03Well, just have a look.
16:07Oh, Clyde.
16:08Peter is not an alien.
16:09I know.
16:11A canine scandal.
16:13But Sarah Jane's loaded, right?
16:14All this money from her arm.
16:16The house.
16:17What if he wants to get his hands on it?
16:18He's a partner in the law firm.
16:21He earns thousands.
16:23I know why you're doing this.
16:25You don't want things to change.
16:27Neither do I.
16:28But Sarah Jane's happy.
16:29Isn't that important?
16:31Yeah.
16:32And I want her to stay happy.
16:35Come on.
16:35I don't quite know how to say this.
16:44What's the matter?
16:46Well, nothing's the matter.
16:48That's it.
16:50Sarah Jane.
16:51I love you.
16:54Good.
16:55Because the funny thing is,
16:57I love you too.
17:00Come on.
17:02War.
17:03This place is creepy.
17:08It's freezing.
17:09We got the right address, didn't we?
17:10Of course we did.
17:13Look at this place.
17:15I knew it.
17:16Lair of the living dead.
17:19There could be a million reasons for this.
17:20I don't know.
17:21He's got everything in storage.
17:23Oh, yeah.
17:23Will you marry me?
17:34Oh, it's beautiful.
17:37Peter, I love you.
17:39Which means?
17:41Yes, of course.
17:42Yes, yes, yes.
17:43Perfect fit.
18:06Here they come.
18:07Hey, I've just been telling Luke.
18:10I've got some big news.
18:12Wonderful news.
18:15Peter and I, we're getting married.
18:18What?
18:20Well, you don't have to look so pleased.
18:22I know it's a bit of a shock, but Peter's got it all planned.
18:26I bet he has.
18:27What do you mean?
18:29Sarah Jane, we weren't round to Peter's house.
18:32You did what?
18:33There's nothing there.
18:34It's empty.
18:35What?
18:36What do you mean?
18:39Mum?
18:43I know it's empty.
18:45He doesn't really live there.
18:47His firm got him a flat in London, near the office.
18:51And you've been there?
18:53Plenty of times.
18:54Oh, I should be angry with you, breaking in there.
19:00Oh, well, it's what I do, isn't it?
19:04Oh, look at you.
19:05I've made you all so suspicious.
19:07But this is a happy thing, and I want you all to be part of it.
19:11It isn't the end of the world.
19:13So thanks.
19:14There's no need to sneak around or worry about anything.
19:18So when's the wedding?
19:20End of next week.
19:21Next week?
19:22My age.
19:23Why wait?
19:24You what?
19:25That's mad.
19:27Well, Peter had it all on standby.
19:29A nice hotel in the country.
19:30You're all invited.
19:31And you, Luke, you can give me away.
19:34Do I have to do a speech?
19:36I will help, Master Luke.
19:38Oh, we're full of robot jokes, will it?
19:40Don't you think it's a bit fast?
19:42Oh, you're telling me.
19:43I've got so much to arrange.
19:44I've got so much to arrange.
19:44A lot of changes.
19:46Sarah-Jane, anomaly detected.
19:48That reminds me.
19:49First big change.
19:50Mr. Smith, commence deactivation program.
19:53But, Sarah-Jane, I have detected an impulse registry.
19:56I'm going to initiate total deactivation, Mr. Smith.
19:59Protocol, bye.
20:00Compline.
20:01Goodbye, Sarah-Jane.
20:04No, Sarah-Jane.
20:05He was trying to tell us something.
20:06The world can look after itself.
20:08I'm busy with something normal for a change,
20:11and I don't want anything, any of this, getting in the way.
20:16You haven't told Peter about our thing, what we do.
20:20Why should I?
20:21Perhaps I never will.
20:22Perhaps that's the solution.
20:25I don't like this.
20:27I know what'll stop you worrying, Clyde.
20:29You can dox it for me.
20:30You can look after K-9.
20:32What?
20:33Really?
20:34What do I say to my mum?
20:37Oh, come on, Clyde Langer.
20:38When have you ever been short of excuses?
20:40Oh, and Rani keeps Saturday free dress shopping.
20:43Oh, you're going to make a lovely bridesmaid.
20:45You're on.
20:46And there's that wedding fair.
20:47I know.
20:48And your mum can do the flowers before she asks.
20:52Right, come on.
20:53Everybody out.
20:55Things to do.
20:57Come on.
21:00K-9.
21:01Walkies.
21:04And goodbye to all of that.
21:23What have you got there?
21:25Message from my friend, Maria.
21:27She couldn't make it.
21:28She's got exams and her dad's tied up at work.
21:30My mum's at another wedding.
21:33Yeah, because this was too short notice.
21:35It's all been so fast.
21:38And the brigadier's her oldest friend, of course, but he's back in Peru.
21:42Have you got any family coming, Peter?
21:44I'm afraid I'm the only one left.
21:46Mr Dalton.
21:47End of the line.
21:48I'll be back in a sec.
21:49Could I have a word?
21:50There's something so weird about all this.
21:52We didn't have to come play.
21:54I wouldn't miss this.
21:55What if something happens?
21:56Just because your dad turned out bad doesn't mean mine will.
22:00He's not your dad.
22:02He's going to be.
22:03Don't spoil my mum's day.
22:11Is this it?
22:13That's Emma.
22:14There's her hair.
22:15Closer.
22:17Used to be your editor.
22:18And that's her accountant.
22:20I can't remember his name.
22:21He must be slipping.
22:22I thought it was some eternal.
22:25Oh.
22:26I suppose that's what happens when you rush to get married.
22:29It is rather peculiar.
22:31Marry in haste.
22:31Repent at leisure, they say.
22:33I trust you to be the voice of doom.
22:36Smile.
22:38Congratulations.
22:40Hello, everybody.
22:41Welcome.
22:42It's time, so if you'd like to go in.
22:44So, Peter, where are you heading after the reception?
22:56Somewhere exotic.
22:57Afterwards is a surprise.
23:00It can't be any worse than our honeymoon.
23:02Total disaster.
23:04Um, I enjoyed it.
23:06Brussels.
23:07There's nothing there.
23:08There.
23:08There.
23:14There.
23:45I look good.
24:06You look amazing.
24:11Both of you.
24:15I thought you might have gone for the doctor to give you away.
24:18I need somebody reliable.
24:20And I'm so very, very glad it's here.
24:23Besides, where would I send the invite?
24:26Metabolis 3?
24:26Look at our Ronnie.
24:43It only seems like yesterday she was in pigtails.
24:47Oh, Sarah looks so happy.
25:00It's just like a fairy tale.
25:03Pull yourself together.
25:04Canine.
25:13Scan.
25:14All normal, Master Clyde.
25:17Yes, so far.
25:18You pulled the dog.
25:20Well, what did you think was under there?
25:21The wedding cake?
25:23There's something wrong about this.
25:24Good afternoon, everyone.
25:28I'm the superintendent registrar.
25:31We are here today to witness the marriage of Sarah Jane Smith and Peter Anthony Dalton.
25:37In each other's company, they have found happiness, fulfillment, and love.
25:43And they wish to affirm their relationship with this marriage.
25:48Now, I have to ask this question.
25:50If any person can show just cause or impediment why they may not be joined together,
25:56let them speak now, or forever hold their peace.
25:58Stop this wedding now!
26:05What?
26:06What's going on?
26:08Who the hell is that?
26:09I don't believe him.
26:10Who's he?
26:11Master!
26:12I said stop this wedding.
26:20Get out!
26:21Get out!
26:22You can't give me this.
26:23Sarah!
26:23Get away from her!
26:24No!
26:25Please, no!
26:26Don't be afraid, Sarah Jane.
26:28It's the angel.
26:32The trickster!
26:35Mum.
26:36Mum!
26:36Sir!
26:38Trickster, let her go!
26:39Too late, my lord.
26:44You're mine, Sarah Jane Smith.
26:48Mine forever.
26:50Sarah!
26:51Sarah!
26:52Sarah!
26:53Sarah!
26:54Sarah!
26:58Time stopped.
27:01Time trapped.
27:02The trickster doesn't want us helping Sarah, so he's separated us.
27:05Trapped us into different seconds.
27:07All you have to say is, I do.
27:09And if you don't, you'll remain here forever.
27:14Trickster!
27:15Not Sarah without you lot.
27:17Saving the world from your attic annealing.
27:19Chaos and destruction.
27:21Meet and drink to the trickster.
27:22I don't know.
27:23Um...
27:23No!
27:26Come on now!
27:27Stop!
27:35Death.
27:40Or...
27:40...
27:40You...
27:51...
27:51You