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The Sarah Jane Adventures S04E05 Death of the Doctor Pt 1
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00:01Thirteen Bannerman Road is where Sarah James Smith lives.
00:05And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:08There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall.
00:11Her son, a genetically engineered boy genius.
00:15A schoolgirl investigator across the road.
00:18And a whole universe of adventure.
00:20Right here on the doorstep.
00:22Ready? Always.
00:35No, because I had to do this essay.
00:372,000 words on pendulum physics.
00:39It was fascinating, but then everyone wanted to go out for a burger,
00:42and I thought, why not?
00:44So we all went into town, and...
00:46Well, I hope you finished your work.
00:48Oh! Sanjay owes me five quid, because I bet him you'd say that.
00:51Right, and who's Sanjay?
00:52Oh, he's just down the hall. He's brilliant.
00:54We just clicked straight away.
00:56He's smart, he's cool, and he keeps making me laugh.
01:01I think he's the best mate I've ever had all my life.
01:06Oh! That is brilliant.
01:08What?
01:09That is such a classic.
01:10All right, forget next week's SWAT boy, you're on your own.
01:14Emergency broadcast.
01:16Unit armed forces are converging on this house, Sarah James.
01:19Right now.
01:26Over.
01:38Stop right there!
01:40I'm not having soldiers on my property.
01:42Everything okay?
01:43Yes, fine.
01:44They're just leaving.
01:45Miss Smith.
01:46My name is Colonel Tia Karim, representing the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
01:51If I could have a word in private.
01:53No, no, no.
01:54Not getting any closer.
01:55Just tell me what you want.
01:56I'm sorry, but it's my solemn duty to inform you that your friend, the Doctor, is dead.
02:03Don't be stupid.
02:04He can't be.
02:05Last Sunday, at 1700 hours, the body of a Time Lord was returned to the Earth.
02:10Unit scientists have checked the DNA results, and it's definitely him.
02:13I'm sorry, Miss Smith, for your loss.
02:16Sorry for the whole wide world, because he's gone.
02:20The Doctor's gone.
02:22He's dead.
02:23The Doctor was found 10,000 light years away by a race called the Shan Sheath.
02:34They sent us this.
02:35It's called an epitaph stone.
02:36It's a recording device, the equivalent to a death notice.
02:41The Shan Sheath are what you might call intergalactic undertakers.
02:45Oh, come on.
02:46This is ridiculous.
02:47There's no such thing.
02:48Sarah Jane, I can confirm the Shan Sheath are what you might call intergalactic undertakers.
02:59Oh, come on.
03:00This is ridiculous.
03:01There's no such thing.
03:02I can confirm the Shan Sheath are known throughout the universe as the carers of the dead.
03:07It is said they trawl the battlefields of outer space, looking for heroes to bring home.
03:11Yeah?
03:12Well, that's quite enough from you, thanks.
03:13Just...
03:15Turn up.
03:17Play this thing.
03:23I bring condolences from the claw Shan Sheath of the 15th Funeral Fleet upon this terrible day.
03:30Well...
03:31But if you trust that thing, just look at him.
03:35Hey, that's not fair.
03:36Since when did we judge by appearances?
03:39Since this lot started lying.
03:42Okay.
03:43But look, I hope this is all a big mistake.
03:47I really do.
03:48For the doctor's sake, we've got to find the facts.
03:51Which means...
03:52We stop.
03:53We listen.
03:57Thanks.
03:59Mr. Smith.
04:00The Shan Sheath did journey to the wastelands of the Crimson Heart, whereupon we found the body of the Last Time Lord.
04:12Witnesses say that he perished, saving the lives of 500 children from the scarlet monstrosity.
04:20Sounds like him.
04:21The doctor's homeworld is long since lost.
04:25But legends talk of his love for the Earth.
04:29Therefore, the Shan Sheath will return the doctor to the human race.
04:34Oh, weep for him, peoples of the Earth.
04:38Mourn his loss.
04:39For the universe feels darker tonight.
04:48So what do you think?
04:50Units will take charge of the funeral in conjunction with the Shan Sheath.
04:54We'll be using unit base five situated inside Mount Snowden.
04:57We can arrange transport and accommodation for all of you.
05:02Then you'll come.
05:04Oh, yes.
05:06Nothing's going to make me miss this.
05:07I'll be there.
05:12So what was that all about, with the soldiers and stuff?
05:15It's just weird, Sarah Jane.
05:16There's always something happening.
05:18Hey.
05:20What's that for?
05:22Don't you ever go anywhere, okay?
05:24Not even to the shops?
05:26No.
05:27Not anywhere.
05:29Promise?
05:31I promise.
05:32I always thought, if ever the doctor dies, I'll know. Somehow.
05:41I just feel it.
05:43Wherever he is.
05:45If he's far away on some distant star.
05:48Or lost in the depths of dark ages.
05:51I'll know.
05:52But I didn't.
05:54I didn't feel a thing.
05:56I know, Mum.
05:57But it doesn't actually mean anything.
05:59No, maybe it does, though, because I don't think he's dead.
06:02He can't be.
06:05Yeah.
06:06I'm going to go to that funeral, Luke.
06:08But only to find out what's going on.
06:10Because I think the doctor's still alive.
06:11Luke says Sarah Jane's gone mad.
06:15Don't be so rude.
06:16He won't say mad about his own mother.
06:18No.
06:19He said nutsy, fruity, loop-de-loop, ton-to-barm-y bunkers.
06:23Be fair, though, sir. He's worried.
06:25It's like your mum.
06:26Remember when Grandad died?
06:28She washed everything.
06:30Curtains, furniture, me.
06:32She even washed the walls.
06:33Who washes walls?
06:35Went on for days, and then she just...
06:37started crying.
06:39It takes time.
06:41Because when someone dies, it's so massive,
06:42it's like you can't fit it all inside your head.
06:45That's what Sarah Jane's doing.
06:46She's denying it.
06:48So...
06:49What do we do?
06:51Wait.
06:52That's all you can do.
06:54Friends, just wait.
06:56Bang on time.
06:58It's all you can do.
06:59Friends, just wait.
07:05Bang on time.
07:08Don't worry, Harish.
07:10I'll look after them.
07:11Sorry to hear about your bad news.
07:12There's no need.
07:13I'm fine.
07:19Bye.
07:21Mwah.
07:22Keep the school running without me, sir,
07:23while I head off in my nice, big posh moment.
07:27Ah!
07:28Did you see that?
07:29Static electricity.
07:30If you paid more attention in class...
07:33Come on, you. Get in.
07:37Now that is what I call a base!
07:38Now that is what I call a base!
07:50Silo painting.
07:51Now entering into termination.
07:52All stars are holding the station.
07:53Repeat.
07:54All stars are holding the station.
07:55And we've allocated bedrooms.
07:56The funeral will take place at 900 hours tomorrow.
07:57So that gives you time to acclimatize.
07:58The doors to the funeral wing will be sealed at 2100 hours.
07:59This is still a working military base, so you'll only have access to the specified areas.
08:00Well, that's nice.
08:01Bring us all this way to tell us we're not trusted.
08:11So who else is coming?
08:12Well, it's all been a bit of a rush.
08:13The brigadiers stranded in Peru, and Michelle can't make it back from Moonbase until Sunday.
08:14You've got Moonbase?
08:15No.
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18No.
08:19No.
08:20No.
08:21No.
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41He got to it.
08:42He got a Moonbase.
08:43Oh, man.
08:45I am running out of reactions.
08:46Hey...
08:47He got Grask.
08:48What are you doing with Grask?!
08:49Unlewick, I said there was something going on.
08:51Sorry, what's the problem?
08:52We've met Grask before.
08:54We've met Grask before.
08:56And believe me, they're trouble.
08:57oh.
08:58They're not Grask.
08:59They're Grask.
09:00Grask very different.
09:01Grask are blue.
09:02Aggrask.
09:03Grask make me stand my feet.
09:04Grask was stranded on Earth in 2006.
09:06In 2006, we took them in, and they've been earning their keeper's work.
09:10Grost. Build rocket for a funeral. Come and see. Come and see.
09:16Rocket Hex-15 will take the Doctor's body into space,
09:20sealed inside a lead-lined coffin.
09:23Then he'll be set free.
09:25And death is in life.
09:27Very poetic. I think it's beautiful.
09:31Just what he deserves.
09:33What about the TARDIS?
09:34There was no sign of it. The body was found all alone.
09:37Blimey, though. Not a bad way to go.
09:40That's a real proper rocket.
09:42Boy, smells.
09:44Oh, thanks a bunch, you short little titch.
09:47Clyde. All the things for you to laugh at. Hyde!
09:51Yeah, you smelly bad smell boy.
09:53What, your blue, bluey, blueness?
09:56Anyway, this area's about to be sealed off as part of the curfew.
09:59I can take you to your bedrooms.
10:01Then the Shansheath are holding a gathering of remembrance.
10:04Just watch it, you.
10:05But you see? So bright.
10:09You smell of time.
10:11What do you mean?
10:12He's coming.
10:14I'm so sorry for your loss.
10:27I'm so sorry for your loss.
10:31The claw Shansheath invites you to spend tonight reflecting in the memories of a loved one lost.
10:42So, how are all these people?
10:45Old soldiers.
10:46It's not easy to find friends of the Doctor.
10:49He would come and go without a trace.
10:52Think of all the lives he touched.
10:54The whole planet should be in mourning.
10:57But no one knows.
10:59Can I see him?
11:02I don't think he'd want to.
11:05That sounds to me like you're hiding something.
11:07Sarah-Jane, he...
11:10He was hurt.
11:16Hey.
11:17Hey, come on, let's go sit down.
11:21I know.
11:26I don't even know what he looks like.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:29I think he regenerated because the last time I saw him, he didn't say a word.
11:34He just looked at me and said...
11:37That body could have a different face.
11:39And I wouldn't even know if it was him or not.
11:45Honored guests steeped in grief and misery.
11:49This is the cradle of the lost cord.
11:53It's bittersweet...
11:54If you don't mind.
11:55I just need to gather my thoughts on my own.
11:57Yeah, sure.
12:07Close your eyes.
12:10Remember.
12:20Yeah.
12:27Come on!
12:28Hold the game!
12:29Come on!
12:30Hold the game!
12:39Come on!
12:40Hold the game!
12:41Come on!
12:42Oh, sorry!
12:43Just ignore me. I bought flowers, which were silly, really. I mean, there's no need, is there? But...
12:56Well, you know, I saw these lilies and I thought they were appropriate. Oh, and the vase was so beautiful. It was hand-blown by Asian Argentines. Well, I don't suppose it was actually hand-blown because, well, glass would get really, really hot.
13:09I'm so sorry for your loss.
13:22Oh, thank you. Oh, aren't you lovely.
13:23I'm so sorry for your loss.
13:24I know. It's terrible, isn't it? You are so gorgeous. Oh, I wish I had my glasses. You're like a vulture. A great big alien vulture. Oh, babe, aren't they wonderful? No, no, no, no. Don't be afraid. It's just like I taught you. Oh, you know.
13:39I've missed all this. Hey, listen, babe, can you do something with those for me? That's a good boy. Thanks. I'm sorry. I'm making an awful lot of noise, aren't I?
14:03Oh, no. There is this tribe called the Nambuquari, you know, from the Matto Grosso. I lived there for about six months in 83. When there's a funeral, they sing all night. I mean, they sound like birds, honestly. It is the most astonishing sound I've ever heard. Sorry, do I know you?
14:24Well, we've never actually met, but it's Joe Grant, isn't it? Wow. It's a long time since I've been called that. Actually, it's Joe Jones since I got married. I arrived just after you left. You've got to live on the Amazon.
14:37What have they told me about you? You must be Sarah Jane Smith. Oh, darling. I don't want this time. Oh, look at you. Oh, you're so beautiful.
14:56Sorry. That's my gran. You'll get used to her. She looks fantastic. I'm Ronnie. Oh, and I'm Clydney. You all right? Yeah. My name's Santiago. Wow. Good name.
15:07Yeah, it's where I was born. In a caravan at the foothills of the Andes. Well, I should have called you Andy.
15:13With respect, the cradle will continue. I think he's telling us to behave. It's like being at a school assembly.
15:21Well, no, never been to school. What? How come? We're always traveling the world. What? Are you rich?
15:28Nah, just the opposite. But mum and dad, they got it from Gran. She spent her life going from country to country.
15:33Doing what? Protesting. Like, um, that G8 summit. She chained herself to the railings.
15:38And that climate change conference. Dad got arrested. Twice. Mum's in Japan right now trying to stop those waning ships.
15:44Wow. Serious life. Yeah. Well, just to get here today, we were on the, uh, the southern plateau of the Tierra del Fuego.
15:50So we had to hike to Buenos Aires, get a boat to Las Malvinas and a cargo plane across the Atlantic.
15:55Where are you guys from?
15:58Uh, Ealing.
16:01Oh, they used to tell so many stories about you at UNIT.
16:05Those soldier boys. Ooh, happy days.
16:08So, still married?
16:10Oh, yes. He's picketing an oil rig in the Ascension Islands at the moment.
16:14And I've got seven children.
16:16Seven?
16:17And Santiago is one of twelve grandchildren. Would you believe, number thirteen on its way?
16:24Oh, how about you, sweetie?
16:25Oh, I've got a son. He's called Luke. He's just gone to university.
16:29Oh, no, no doubt on the picture.
16:30Ah, playing the field. Good on you, girl.
16:33No, not exactly. But, oh, it's funny all this today, because it got me thinking.
16:38Because the doctor, he showed me such a remarkable life.
16:40And when he went, it just took me a long while to get over it.
16:43Me, too. You know, sometimes I think I've never stopped running.
16:47And then he came back, and I realised the life I wanted was right under my nose all that time.
16:53Who came back?
16:57The doctor.
16:59Yeah. Recently.
17:02Oh, about four years ago.
17:05I... I never saw him again.
17:09Oh, well, it was just a coincidence. The first time we were both investigating his case.
17:14The first time? You mean it was more than once?
17:18Yeah.
17:20Oh.
17:24He must have really liked you.
17:26You know, it's funny, but I have this notion that if the doctor died one day, I mean, even if he was as far away as Metabolus 3, that...
17:41Well, that I'd feel it.
17:44You know, in my heart.
17:47That's exactly what I thought, but I didn't feel a thing.
17:52Nor me.
17:53Not a peep.
17:54Do you think?
17:55Same thing.
17:56What?
17:57Because I think he's still alive.
18:00Jesus.
18:06Right.
18:07We need to make a list, because we need to work out who'd fake the doctor's death and why.
18:12Ah, and these can help us to think.
18:15They're scented with Jatamansi oil.
18:17It's a herb from the banks of the Ganges.
18:19It helps to focus the mind.
18:21We'll just go and get some tea.
18:25Oh, no, no, no.
18:26Just pop water for me, please, sweetheart.
18:28I've got some powdered Lepacho.
18:30You know, the doctor took me to this planet once called Peladon, and the smell of Lepacho.
18:37Well, it reminds me of the... of the royal palace.
18:40I went to Peladon.
18:41You never did.
18:42With the great beast, Agador?
18:44Same planet.
18:44Oh, that's...
18:46Oh, no!
18:47Okay.
18:49Laters.
18:50Funeral wing now closes.
18:51Repeat.
18:52Funeral wing now closes.
18:54It's tragic.
18:54He's dead.
18:55But they just can't face it.
18:57I never met the doctor.
18:58I always wanted to, but too late.
19:01I wish he was here right now.
19:02Yeah, me too.
19:04No, I really wish he was here right now, because then he could explain this.
19:07Hi!
19:08It's happening again!
19:09I can't say anything, can I?
19:11Not inside UNIT.
19:12They'd lock me up and dissect me.
19:14Hold on.
19:15What do you mean it's happening again?
19:19Last time we met the doctor, it was at Sarah Jane's wedding.
19:22And we got stuck in this time loop thing.
19:27And the TARDIS thing, the doctor's time machine, it was phasing in and out of reality.
19:31I touched it and got zapped with this stuff.
19:34Arch on energy, the doctor said.
19:36It was part of the TARDIS.
19:37Whoa.
19:39And you thought my life was getting...
19:41Smelly getting closer!
19:43What do you know about this stuff?
19:45Closer and closer!
19:47Oi, come back here, blue boy!
19:55It's like a mouse in a skirt, you've got it.
19:57You coming?
19:58Yes.
19:58Oh, honestly, you'll be fine.
20:00We do this kind of thing all the time.
20:01Hey, my grandma's handcuffed herself to Robert Mugabe.
20:04I'm loving it.
20:06Oi!
20:07Groski!
20:11Where are you?
20:12Clyde!
20:13Keep it down!
20:14This is the top secret military base.
20:16And the right shooter's dead.
20:17Oh, and I kind of promised my dad I'd be in bed by half-dead.
20:20Brothers of the wing, I have filleted the cradle to find the most powerful memories.
20:26With what results?
20:28The women.
20:29The two wise women of the tribe.
20:32They remember the late doctor most strongly of all.
20:36The cradle sings.
20:38Surround them with song.
20:40Tempt them with days long past.
20:43The memories must grow if we are to succeed.
20:46Is that music again?
21:02Reminds me.
21:04The doctor took me to this planet once.
21:08Called Carfell.
21:10And they had a leisure garden.
21:13And the plants could sing.
21:15He took me to Italy once.
21:18San Martino, 1492.
21:22I remember this magnificent garden.
21:26Sled of oranges, vanilla.
21:31Deeper the sleep of memories.
21:34Trashics.
21:37Axons.
21:38Ogrons.
21:40The Daleks.
21:41Cybermen.
21:42Zygons.
21:43Azal.
21:44The trap has worked.
21:46Such excellent and sorrowful memories.
21:49What have we stopped for?
21:52Hustle me.
21:54Clyde, I'm staring at your bum.
21:56No, seriously.
21:57Shh.
21:58The women are named Smith Sarah Jane and Jones Josephine.
22:05We must drain their minds.
22:08What of their bodies?
22:10They will die.
22:11Fortunately, there are excellent undertakers at hand.
22:16Guys, back up.
22:17We have to get out of here.
22:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:23Back up, back up, back up.
22:25We are witnessed.
22:26Now let's turn around.
22:27Go backwards.
22:28Shuffle.
22:33Faster.
22:34Shuffle for your life.
22:35I thirst, my brothers.
22:37Stop them.
22:39Stop the children.
22:45Joe?
22:46Joe, wake up.
22:47Quiet.
22:47Rani?
22:50Clyde?
22:51Where is everyone?
22:52I think there's something wrong.
22:53Wrong?
22:54As in, you mean just like the old days sort of wrong?
22:56Oh, except for the old days.
22:58Groovy.
22:59Yes.
23:00We've got to get out of here, okay?
23:02Okay.
23:04There you are.
23:05Sarah Jane, it's the Shanshi.
23:07They're lying through their beeps.
23:09They want you and Joe.
23:09This whole thing's a trap.
23:11I knew it.
23:11If they're lying, that means the doctor's still alive.
23:14Yes.
23:15Of course I'm still alive, Joe.
23:16I'd have thought that was obvious.
23:17Catch up.
23:18What?
23:18I beg your pardon?
23:19Clyde, is that you?
23:20Of course it's not.
23:21It's me.
23:22I'm using Clyde as a receiver.
23:24I've keyed into his residual art on energy
23:25so I can organise a very complicated biological swap
23:28across 10,000 light years.
23:29Hold on.
23:30That wasn't me.
23:36That wasn't me speaking.
23:38I'm getting...
23:40That's not my hand.
23:46Because...
23:46My hand's not white.
23:52Don't die, but...
23:54This face...
23:56No!
23:56Is...
23:57Take...
23:58Good.
24:00Sir, gosh, that was different.
24:03Hello, everyone.
24:04Who are you?
24:06Where's Clyde?
24:07Come on, Ronnie.
24:08Use your brain.
24:09Clyde and I swap places.
24:10Yes, I'm where he was, so he's where I was,
24:12which means right now, ooh, he's in a lot of trouble.
24:15Doctor!
24:20Doctor!
24:21You bring him back.
24:22Whoever you are.
24:24No, no, no, no, no, Ronnie, don't you see?
24:25It's you, isn't it?
24:30Oh, you've done it again.
24:32Hello, Sarah Jane.
24:35Doctor?
24:36That's the doctor.
24:38What doctor?
24:38The doctor, my doctor.
24:39Yeah, well, he couldn't change his face.
24:41I know.
24:42We didn't do a baby's.
24:43Boy, imagine if, from my point of view, last time I saw you, Joker, aren't you?
24:46You were, what, 21, 22?
24:47It's like someone baked you.
24:49Hey, everyone!
24:50Meanwhile...
24:52Ah, yes, the Clawshan sheep of the 15th funeral fleet.
24:55I've been looking for you.
24:58Have you been telling people I'm dead?
25:01I apologise.
25:02The death notice was released a little too soon,
25:06though I can rectify this immediately.
25:09I'm so sorry for your loss, Doctor.
25:19Rest in peace.
25:29Something can count down.
25:30Run!
25:31Clear this place.
25:32See it off.
25:33Keep that lot trapped.
25:35The memory weave is ready.
25:36Not even the doctor will be able to stop the crusade of the Shan sheep.
25:41I'm trying to boil it!
25:44I'm coming!
25:46That's what this is all about.
25:49The TARDIS.
25:52And you.
25:53They've stopped.
25:55The key!
25:56It takes shape!
25:58Sarah King!
25:59Trying to think of something else!
26:00I can't!
26:01Neither can I!
26:06I can't!
26:07I can't!
26:08I can't!
26:09I can't!
26:10I can't!
26:11I can't!
26:12I can't!
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