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The Sarah Jane Adventures- S01E06- Warriors Of Kudlak-Pt-2
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00:0024 children have disappeared recently.
00:03Or cities where there's a combat 3,000 every time in the middle of a freak storm.
00:08Help me get my boy back, Miss Smith.
00:10Why would it rain like that?
00:12Insufficient data.
00:13Maybe we can get you some more.
00:15Wow!
00:16Particles identified as entanglement shells.
00:20Entanglement shells can also be a by-product of some form of trans-dimensional energy dispersal.
00:25Teleportation.
00:26What are we looking for?
00:28Perhaps I can help.
00:29Mr. Grantham, I presume.
00:31Not Mr. Kudlak.
00:32No, I hear he likes to stay in the shadows.
00:33I wonder where that is.
00:34Just bring me children!
00:37Someone chose promise.
00:39Yeah, there's a couple of kids.
00:40One of them's really something.
00:44What exactly does a match-a-transporter look like?
00:47It's Luke and Glide!
00:49No!
00:49What was all that about?
01:09If you ask me, someone went over the top of the effects budget in this place.
01:13I feel sick.
01:14Well, do me a favour.
01:16If this is where they hand us the trophy, don't puke in it.
01:19No, no.
01:19I don't like to kill unarmed women and children.
01:22But forgive me.
01:24This is war.
01:25Run!
01:31Run!
01:32Are you idiots?
01:35Run!
01:40Run!
01:40Where now?
01:50There must be an emergency accident.
01:55Are you all right?
01:59Unit training.
02:00Never forget it.
02:01Oh, just get a little older.
02:02That's all.
02:04This way!
02:05What about Luke and Glide?
02:19They're not there anymore, but we'll find them.
02:21First, we have to find out who we're up against.
02:27Where is everyone?
02:28I want my ticket to the World Championships.
02:30I thought you were getting worried before.
02:31No.
02:32Adrenaline hype, that's all.
02:33Look, nothing's happened to us.
02:35We're just stuck in this room off the arena,
02:37waiting for that Grantham guy to come and get us.
02:40I don't know, Clyde.
02:41Something's not right.
02:44Oh, about time.
02:45You're the honour gods.
02:46You're going to do this properly.
02:48Oh, you know what, Luke?
02:49I like this style here.
02:51Hey, what are you doing?
02:52Get off me.
02:53You're...
02:53What?
02:56Clyde!
02:58Lydia!
02:59Hey, hey!
03:00What are you doing?
03:01You have compromised the mission.
03:04What?
03:04The woman and female child have escaped.
03:06Hey, you will after them.
03:08If they go away, it's your fault.
03:09Your security of this compound should never have allowed them access.
03:13You're a liability to the success of this operation
03:15and to the survival of my people.
03:18You are a disgrace to your own species, Grantham.
03:21You have always sickened me.
03:22Killing you will be a service to both our wives.
03:25Stop.
03:26Please.
03:28Please.
03:29Kudlak, what is happening?
03:31The mission is compromised, Mistress.
03:33We must evacuate.
03:34No, you will stay there.
03:35You must send me children.
03:37More children.
03:38But the security has been breached.
03:40Do not argue, Kudlak.
03:41I am your mistress.
03:42Yes, Mistress.
03:43Well, it sounds like you're needing me around a little bit more, Mr. Kudlak.
03:49I think I know how to sort your security problem.
03:53All right!
03:55Mr. Smith, I need you.
03:56Luke and Clyde have been abducted by an alien.
04:06I need you to identify the species.
04:07Please describe.
04:09Um, humanoid brownish face.
04:12Kind of slimy.
04:13White cheekbones.
04:14No, wider.
04:15And big eyes.
04:19Yes, I think that's it.
04:21Euphodne.
04:21Their home planet is in the spiral cluster of the Dragon Nebula.
04:2434,000 light-years from Earth.
04:27His name is Kudlak.
04:28Accessing Euphodne database.
04:30Kudlak.
04:31General Uvlevad Kudlak.
04:33One of the Euphodne Cygnus Brigade's most decorated warriors.
04:36A soldier.
04:37The Euphodne were part of a planetary alliance that fought the Malak in the ghost wars of the Horsehead Nebula.
04:42Who are the Malak?
04:43Not very nice to know.
04:45They'd start a war with you just for looking at them.
04:46When the other allied worlds had been crushed by the Malak Empire, the Euphodne continued to fight.
04:51But why is Kudlak on Earth abducting children?
04:53My last data registration of General Kudlak is from a Cybercon download with a Zantoxian trade vessel
04:59that passed through the solar system two months ago.
05:02A what?
05:03Mr. Smith sometimes likes to connect with onboard computers of passing alien vessels.
05:07It pays to stay in touch.
05:08So, what about Kudlak?
05:10Twenty years ago, the Euphodne suffered massive casualties in a battle with the Malak.
05:14Kudlak was badly injured and forced to leave the front line.
05:17Which still doesn't tell us why he's taken Luke and Clyde.
05:20Well, maybe it does.
05:22Remember what Grantham said in his office?
05:24Children love war games.
05:26An old soldier like Kudlak, he wouldn't just retire.
05:29I think he's been here recruiting.
05:30What?
05:30I think he's looking for soldiers.
05:33I've got no secret.
05:35You?
05:36Nothing, my battery's dead.
05:38Oh, man, the bucket!
05:40This is not good.
05:41I think you're right.
05:43Did you feel it back then?
05:44The floor was vibrating.
05:45How do you mean?
05:46Very slightly.
05:47Which means?
05:48He wasn't doing that before.
05:50I don't think we're in Combat 3000 anymore.
05:52I think we've arrived.
06:15What are you doing?
06:22If you've got any idea what's going on round here, I'd love to hear it.
06:48I don't think we've got into the World Championships.
06:50Who's there?
06:52Did you hear that?
06:53Who is that?
07:01Whoa!
07:03Looks like things are finally picking up round here.
07:05What's your name?
07:07Jen, who are you?
07:09I'm Clyde.
07:12This is Luke.
07:14Look, have you got a good reason for sitting in a crate?
07:17Or are you like us, itching for a clue to what the hell's going on round here?
07:21I won level two at Combat 3000.
07:23Next thing, those jokers are locking me up.
07:26Clyde, I think I found you that clue.
07:29Lance!
07:31Look, I don't want to freak you out, mate, but your mum's going out of her mind worrying about you.
07:35Mr. Smith, do you have a trace on the storm today when Luke and Clyde were taken?
07:39Yes, I have been monitoring weather conditions across the country.
07:42Is it possible to track the transmat beam to calculate where it's taken the boys?
07:46Detection of such a transmission trail would require synchronous data scraping in all 11 dimensions around Combat 3000.
07:52Can you do it?
07:53Of course.
07:54One minute.
07:56Wait here.
08:04I know, I probably should have called you first, but...
08:08Not at all, Mr. Grantham.
08:11I'm always delighted to study new forms of human lowlife in the comfort of my own home.
08:17You are a cool old bird, I'll give you that much.
08:20Collaborating with an alien child abductor.
08:22That really is a new depth in the lowlife stakes.
08:27I didn't come here to discuss my business dealings, Mr. Smith.
08:31Business dealings?
08:32You're helping that monster press their children into a war like he has awake, just for money.
08:37It's what makes the galaxy go round.
08:39Oh, you're despicable.
08:41And you...
08:42You are done for.
08:46No, Mr. Grantham.
08:54I think you're the one that's done with it.
09:00So we all played Combat 3000 and ended up here?
09:04And we played all over the place.
09:05London, Brighton, Manchester, Leeds and Inverness.
09:09Kids from all over the country must have been going missing.
09:12But how did we get here?
09:14Wherever here is.
09:15And what's it for?
09:17Who are they and what do they want with us?
09:19I played that stupid game again and again just to get to level two.
09:22And I end up in a crate.
09:24What's going on?
09:27Someone's coming.
09:33Just stick with me again, I'll look after you.
09:37Come on.
09:45Where the heck are we?
10:09Where do we go?
10:10This way.
10:11Why this way?
10:12Why not?
10:15When did the moon turn blue?
10:18That isn't the moon.
10:21I don't believe it.
10:23We can't be.
10:25Man.
10:27We are.
10:29Never thought it'd be so beautiful.
10:30Oh, we are a long way from home.
10:49They're in space.
10:50In Earth's orbit.
10:5222,000 miles over our heads.
10:55But it could be worse.
10:56How?
10:57The transporter could have sent them right across the galaxy to the euphodny world.
11:01But they're in space.
11:03It doesn't matter whether it's Earth's orbit or the planet of the apes.
11:06Unless you've got a friend at NASA that'll lend us a shuttle with stuffed.
11:09And so are Luke and Clyde.
11:11Maria, we're going to get them back.
11:13How?
11:14Mr. Grantham is going to help us.
11:21It's a trick.
11:23It's got to be a trick.
11:24We didn't fly anywhere.
11:26We were teleported.
11:27Yeah, right.
11:28Like, bring me up, Scotty.
11:29Trust me, it's real.
11:33It's a real gun.
11:34Come on.
11:37We're really in space.
11:38How are we going to get away?
11:39He's got a point.
11:40We'll find a way.
11:42My warriors.
11:43Such very fine warriors.
11:53What are we doing here?
11:54And what's with all this warrior stuff?
11:56All we did was win a game of laser tag.
11:58Hey, maybe that's it.
12:00Maybe this is just another part of the game.
12:03Level three.
12:04Silence!
12:05Behold your mistress.
12:07Welcome, my warrior.
12:09We're not warriors.
12:10We're kids.
12:10None of those before you had the initiative to escape the holding deck.
12:15None forced my return to the ship to deal with them.
12:19You are good, warrior stock.
12:20This is such rubbish.
12:22You have proved yourself in the arena.
12:25You have hearts of heroes.
12:27You will not suffer our enemies to live.
12:30And we will honor your sacrifice.
12:32Hey, your majesty or whatever.
12:35No offense, but I think you're getting a bit mixed up here.
12:37Back in the arena, we were playing.
12:39And what is play if it is not a preparation for life?
12:43Look, fight your own.
12:45It's got nothing to do with us.
12:47We want to go home.
12:49Luke!
12:49Such determination.
12:52Such loyalty to each other.
12:54You have chosen well, Kodlak.
12:57Suppose we refuse to fight.
12:58What then?
12:59Then you will be cowards.
13:01You will not fall as heroes.
13:03But nevertheless, you will die.
13:06Raaay!
13:09That teleporter is here, Mr. Grantham, and you're going to take us to it.
13:12And then what?
13:13Are you going to beam yourself up to the Uvodni ship and take them all on with your lipstick?
13:18You won't be so cocky when you go down for abducting all those children.
13:22So, you're going to tell the police that I helped some but ugly alien send kids to war in a galaxy far, far away.
13:31It won't be me going down, love.
13:33It will be you, down to the funny farm.
13:36Who needs to mention aliens?
13:37There's enough evidence to link you to the disappearances.
13:40I doubt that men like you fare too well in prison.
13:44All right, all right, all right.
13:46I'll help you out as much as I can.
13:48For all it's worth, the first thing is, it's not Kudlak that calls all the shots.
13:58You have done well, Kudlak.
14:00The recruits have spirit.
14:03They will see it is better to fight than to die a coward's death.
14:07How many that we have sent into battle these last years have survived, do you suppose?
14:12We have survived, Kudlak.
14:14The Uvodni have survived.
14:16Yes, mistress.
14:19You seem weary, General.
14:22It has been a long war, mistress.
14:25I grow old, dreaming of peace.
14:28Peace?
14:29Dreams of peace are for farmers, Kudlak.
14:31Of course, mistress.
14:33I beg forgiveness.
14:35I am tired.
14:36We have done glorious work for our people, Kudlak.
14:39Humans are among the most aggressive species in the galaxy.
14:43Their young have untamed potential.
14:45Their imagination and adaptability have for decades helped our armies do glorious battle against the Malak.
14:52Yes, mistress.
14:54But I wonder how these battles fare.
14:56It has been so long since I have heard from the front.
15:00Our battles are glorious, Kudlak.
15:02And one day we will crush the Malak.
15:04And then there will be peace?
15:06A man like you should not dream of peace, General Kudlak.
15:10Without war, the cosmos has no need of us.
15:15Prepare the recruits for transportation to the front.
15:18Yes, mistress.
15:19My dad was a soldier.
15:23He thought there were times when you had to fight.
15:25Yeah.
15:26But this isn't our fight.
15:30Can I borrow your mobile, Clyde?
15:32We're in space, Luke.
15:34Who are you going to ring?
15:35Have you got the number for Captain Kirk?
15:37Who?
15:39Just don't break it.
15:41Whatever's going on across the galaxy has got nothing to do with us.
15:45Kudlak doesn't see it like that.
15:47Forget Kudlak.
15:47We need a plan to get out of here.
15:49But what can we do?
15:50We're on a spaceship.
15:51The only way we're getting off is if they send us into the middle of some alien war.
15:56Will we steal a shuttlecraft?
15:57What did you say?
15:58I've wired Clyde's mobile into the ship's computer.
16:01He did what?
16:02Sorry, my friend's a bit of a geek.
16:03This is the plan of the spacecraft.
16:09Shuttlecraft.
16:09Just like the Isle of Wight ferry.
16:11Yeah, that ferry, yeah.
16:13We're here.
16:14This is where they took us to see the mistress.
16:16And this, I'm pretty sure, is a...
16:19Shuttlecraft!
16:20Genius!
16:21Yeah, genius.
16:22He can wire your phone into an alien computer, but can you fly an alien shuttlecraft?
16:27No, but he can wire my phone up to an alien computer.
16:30Give the boy a chance.
16:31He's on a roll.
16:31It doesn't make any difference if he can fly it or not.
16:34We're not going anywhere.
16:36Wanna wager?
16:44Bet, Luke.
16:45It's a bet.
16:46I'll warn you again, Mr. Grantham.
17:10If you don't uphold your side of the bargain,
17:13and see to it that we reach the Uvodni ship in one piece,
17:15my friend Mr. Smith has detailed files on you.
17:18They'll be in the hands of the police by midnight.
17:20Don't worry, Miss Smith.
17:21I'll get you up to the Uvodni ship.
17:24Why wouldn't I?
17:26You're never going to come back.
17:28Oh, I'll be back, Mr. Grantham.
17:30I'll be back.
17:45What was it?
17:57First right or second right?
17:59Second.
17:59No, first.
18:00It was first.
18:01One.
18:03You're over there, too.
18:05We can't fight for them if they grease us.
18:19Maybe we're just too much trouble.
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:22We rock.
18:22What now?
18:29Just stay calm.
18:32Look, I don't want to freak you out, man,
18:34but I'm losing calm as an option here.
18:36I never thought I would lay eyes on a sight like this again.
18:58It's incredible.
19:00Even after everything I've seen, I never thought I'd see this.
19:03Maybe if everybody could see the Earth from up here,
19:07they might appreciate it more.
19:10Come on, Maria.
19:11We have to go.
19:22Okay, I've gone past worried.
19:24I'm not even stopping at anxious.
19:25I'm full-throttling to panic totally beyond reason.
19:28Will you get a move on?
19:33Well, thanks.