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The Sarah Jane Adventures S04E03 The Vault of Secrets Pt 1
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00:0113 Bannerman Road is where Sarah James Smith lives.
00:05And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:08There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall.
00:12Her son, a genetically engineered boy genius.
00:15A schoolgirl investigator across the road.
00:18And a whole universe of adventure.
00:20Right here on the doorstep.
00:21Ready? Always.
00:51See you later.
04:21So, how's everybody doing at school?
04:23Oh, you know.
04:25Clyde's still winding Dad up.
04:27How are those uni mates getting on?
04:28He says they live off baked beans and curry.
04:31Must be like living with the Slivine.
04:33Get ready, Mr. Smith.
04:34Approaching point of visibility.
04:37Jamming signal, now.
04:39Hey, where did the signal go?
04:42We've lost contact with the probe.
04:44Powering down NASA probe.
04:46Well done, Mr. Smith.
04:49Looks like NASA just lost yet another Mars probe.
04:52What was that?
04:53On the horizon?
04:55An ancient civilization.
04:56Ancient and terrible.
04:59Some of Mars' secrets are best left undiscovered.
05:01You see, that's what Mum does now that I'm not around to keep an eye on her.
05:04Sabotages NASA probes.
05:05She's so out of control.
05:07Only the one's heading for trouble.
05:09So, guess what?
05:11What?
05:13What?
05:14Oh, when Mum's drug my dad.
05:16My name is Geeta Chandra.
05:19And I've seen aliens.
05:27Welcome to the British UFO Research and Paranormal Studies Society.
05:32Ealing Branch.
05:34Well, we've all seen them.
05:37What were yours like?
05:39Rhinoceros men.
05:41And another one.
05:43Like a lizard.
05:44Nothing to see.
05:50Move along.
05:57Oh, this is my husband, Horesh.
05:59We both saw them.
06:04Hello.
06:10Oh, this is my card, by the way.
06:12Blooming lovely.
06:14Flowers for flower people.
06:16I do love fresh flowers.
06:18Oh, I do home deliveries.
06:19I've got a new ad in the Echo, you see.
06:21And I was checking it out when I saw your group advertised.
06:24And I just had to come, Miss Waters, and tell you what ads we'd seen.
06:28Oh, call me Ocean.
06:30So many people feel awkward, even embarrassed, admitting to a close encounter.
06:35But we at Burps believe we should let it all out.
06:39Well, I feel better for it.
06:42But Ealing is the center of so much alien activity.
06:45And Friday is our monthly UFO watch.
06:49We had some very interesting sightings last time.
06:52I'm Melvin, by the way.
06:55Melvin Minton.
06:56But call me Minty.
06:57I'll be doing tomato and lentil soup.
07:01Sounds thrilling.
07:03Believe me, Mr. Chandra.
07:06Ealing is a thrilling place.
07:07The aliens are watching us.
07:09And maybe just waiting for the right moment.
07:14No, I'm not listening to you enough.
07:25Geeta, they're called Burps.
07:28They're a bunch of windbags.
07:29Why do you refuse to believe what you've seen with your own eyes?
07:33I'm not denying aliens exist.
07:36But whatever they were doing here was a one-off.
07:37You're not going to see them again.
07:41What's wrong?
07:44The alien was one of them.
07:46The alien.
07:47The lizard one.
07:48I swear to you, I saw it.
07:50Oh, yes.
07:51Very funny, yeah.
07:53It ran into Sarah's drive.
07:58Now, you go and have a look, my darling.
08:00Me?
08:00What about you?
08:01What about you?
08:18Hello?
08:23Anybody there?
08:35I warn you.
08:38I'm armed.
08:48Dad, what are you doing?
08:52I'm sorry.
08:53Geeta thought she'd seen someone suspicious.
08:55And you thought they needed a hand change and a tyre?
08:58She thought she'd seen the lizard alien we saw at Genetech.
09:03An alien?
09:05My God.
09:06She dragged me to this UFO society this morning.
09:08Burps.
09:09Pardon me?
09:10Exactly.
09:11I think it's got her imagination running wild.
09:13Do you know what your mother's like?
09:14Yeah.
09:15Well, she thought she saw Elvis at a post office.
09:17Well, if I see any aliens, I'll be sure to let Geeta know.
09:19Actually, um, please keep it to yourself.
09:23Geeta's had enough close encounters.
09:30See you later, Ronnie.
09:31A macaroni cheese for tea?
09:33Oh, great.
09:35I thought you said your dad's macaroni cheese was like eating super glue.
09:39We should go back up to the attic.
09:41Use Mr. Smith.
09:43What for?
09:44Andromax?
09:45No way.
09:45Look, the Jadun took him prisoner.
09:47He's not coming back here.
09:48Why would he?
09:49It's like your dad said.
09:50Your mum's just seeing things.
09:51On the other hand, Andromax is a genocidal killer who destroyed 12 worlds, let alone the
09:57nasty habit he has of jumping into other people's bodies.
09:59So if he is here, that can only be trouble.
10:02Which is why we should ask Mr. Smith for help now.
10:04I don't need Mr. Smith.
10:06I can do a scan right here.
10:07Oh, that is not good.
10:11No, it isn't.
10:11Is it, Andromax?
10:12Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:21I want to be careful.
10:22It only takes a second for Andromax to take a party.
10:27Mr. Smith.
10:28I need you now.
10:30Rani, I sense you're not quite yourself today.
10:41You were just as annoying as you were the last time I was here.
10:44And I hoped we'd seen the last of you then.
10:46I don't mean you harm.
10:48What? And that's why you jumped into Rani, is it?
10:51Get out of her, you freak.
10:52I didn't expect a warm welcome.
10:54You were right.
10:55And whatever it is you want, I remember exactly what it's like having you under my skin.
10:59Now release her.
11:00Are you okay?
11:03Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
11:05Sarah Jane Smith, I need your help.
11:08My hearing must be going.
11:10Did Androvax, the destroyer of worlds, just ask us for help?
11:13Like we're going to swallow that?
11:15I release the young female, call it a token of my integrity.
11:20Mr. Smith, containment vortex.
11:23I call that a token of my not being taken for a fool.
11:27I'm going to salvage what's left of my Saturday at Bagmonton.
11:34Are you coming or sticking to space shuttles instead of shuttlecocks?
11:41Enjoy your game, my darling.
11:42I don't suppose you'll be able to play once the lizard people make us all their slaves.
11:46Hello?
12:07Is that Ocean?
12:08It's Gita Chandra.
12:11Yes, that's right.
12:12Guess what?
12:14I've seen them again.
12:16Here.
12:18In Bannerman Road.
12:19You won't get out of there.
12:23So you can forget any idea of body jumping, any of us.
12:25Taking a body gives me more strength.
12:28A little more time.
12:30For what?
12:31What's wrong with you?
12:32What if he's been on?
12:34No.
12:35He's ill.
12:36Really ill.
12:38I felt it.
12:38I'm detecting the poison of the Moxelon Swamp Viper.
12:42The Jadoon have a prison on one of the swamp worlds of the Chalisteral Cluster.
12:4720 million square centons of stinking quagmire.
12:50Sounds lovely.
12:51Not many escape from there.
12:53Swamp Viper Toxin is fatal.
12:55Androvax is dying.
12:57I don't have much time.
12:58I need you to help me.
12:59Help save my people.
13:01Your species is dead.
13:03Your planet turned into a ball of ice when its star died.
13:05At my trial, they told me before our planet was destroyed, my people launched a ship.
13:11Aboard it were a hundred of my kind in cryogenic sleep when they crashed.
13:16On Earth?
13:1740 years ago.
13:20Androvax?
13:21I'm reading heightened pulse rates and increasing blood pressure.
13:26In prison, I met a Bukum pirate who'd acquired the activated disc to the vault here on Earth.
13:32That's where the ship now rests.
13:34Hold on.
13:35Who puts a crushed spaceship into a vault?
13:38Just how big is that going to be?
13:39The vault needs two discs.
13:42I need Mr. Smith to help me crack the vault's second code.
13:44You've got to help me.
13:46I have destroyed 12 planets.
13:4812 civilizations.
13:50Please help me save just one.
13:55You can't trust him, Sarah Jane.
13:57You of all people know that.
13:58Of course I do.
14:00Androvax taking control of my body was one of the worst experiences of my life.
14:04But I was inside his mind just as much as he was in mine and I felt his pain and his grief.
14:10He raged against the universe for taking his people.
14:12And almost destroyed Earth.
14:13I know, but if that is a vault, and there is a chance of saving a species, whatever Androvax has done, I can't ignore them.
14:24Hello, Sarah.
14:24Sarah, these are my friends, Ocean and Minty.
14:29Sound like a tooth.
14:31Lovely to meet you.
14:33We're Burps.
14:34Oh, better out the name, I'm sure.
14:36British UFO Research and Paranormal Studies Society.
14:41Healing branch.
14:41Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have much time for flying saucers.
14:45Miss, they've got a cup of tea on board.
14:46And actually, we're in a hurry.
14:48We understand there's been an alien sighting.
14:50Mum, it was someone messing about.
14:54I know what I saw, Ronnie.
14:55There was an alien, and it ran right up your drive, Sarah.
14:59Well, I'm very proud of my begonias.
15:00I didn't realise they were cosmic must-see.
15:02We're very used to scepticism, Miss Smith.
15:05They just want to do some tests.
15:07Invented this myself.
15:08Anything that passes through the outer layer of the atmosphere
15:12picks up beta particles,
15:14including extraterrestrial visitors.
15:17This will find them.
15:19An alien detector.
15:20How clever.
15:21Have you thought of taking it on Dragon's Den?
15:23Promise you we won't damage anything.
15:35June, our Gizmo could find Angela.
15:38Are you sure it won't damage?
15:46It was working properly this morning, honestly.
15:52Have you got another one?
16:00How creepy is this place?
16:03St Jude's Hospital.
16:04It's not a hospital.
16:08It's an asylum.
16:15Judging from the signs outside,
16:17someone still owns this place.
16:19Along with the vault,
16:20we're going to have to hide a spaceship.
16:21Well, the vault must be hyper-dimensional.
16:24Which means exactly?
16:26Well, the entrance might be here on Earth,
16:27but the vault itself is somewhere else.
16:30What?
16:30We're going to for a veil ship?
16:32And maybe more besides.
16:41But if this ship crashed on Earth
16:42and now it's in some sort of vault...
16:44Who put it there?
16:45It's just what I'd like to find out.
16:46And maybe the answer is...
16:51Through here.
17:01The asylum has been compromised.
17:04Take us back.
17:05Oh, I could do some light down here.
17:14Some people have a sunlit lipstick.
17:17Me?
17:18I've got a light up to watch.
17:19If you ask me,
17:30the other side of this door
17:31is not a place you want to be.
17:33Well, let's find out.
17:35Light's a motion activated.
17:51Uh-oh.
17:53I think we just found where Daddy Bear
17:55sleeps with Mommy Bear and Baby Bear.
17:57Come on.
18:05The question is,
18:12where are their occupants?
18:14And I don't think this equipment
18:15ever belonged to the NHS.
18:17It's alien.
18:19Oh.
18:20I'm sure that's a transmat device.
18:23There's no power to it.
18:26Ronnie?
18:29Well, someone really needs a scrapbook.
18:35Some of these go back to them.
18:40Oh, the 1950s.
18:44Why would aliens keep
18:45newspaper clippings about UFOs?
18:47BTs or big egos?
18:511972.
18:53That's Ocean Waters.
18:55Mom's friend.
18:56She was kidnapped by aliens.
18:58That must be why she started Burbs.
19:00I think she'd had a better name for it.
19:03Everyone might have taken her more seriously.
19:05Come on.
19:08Picking up more alien energies.
19:10The vault.
19:11Could be.
19:12You know what I'm thinking?
19:13Is this a good idea?
19:15I mean, whether a whole race
19:16of body-popping aliens
19:17is something the universe really needs.
19:19Antrofex did some terrible things,
19:21but that doesn't mean
19:23his entire species
19:23is better off extinct.
19:27Stay where you are.
19:30Oh, boy.
19:32Men in black.
19:33So where's Will Smith?
19:35My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
19:37Thank you for the introduction.
19:39But all I'm interested in
19:40is the activator disc.
19:42Well, unlike you,
19:42I prefer to know
19:43who I'm teaming with.
19:45My name is Dred.
19:47Mr. Dred.
19:48They don't sound like
19:49any bundle of laughs,
19:50that's for sure.
19:51The veil is not among you.
19:57Veil?
19:58Androfex says this
20:00could save his species,
20:02that they're held here
20:03in a hyperdimensional vault.
20:04Now, would you know anything
20:05about that, Mr. Dred?
20:07These are off-world matters.
20:11Humans are irrelevant.
20:13Earth is my planet.
20:15And believe me,
20:15that makes me very relevant.
20:17Now, where is the other disc?
20:19We do not have it.
20:20Its security is assured.
20:22One alone is useless.
20:24Give me the activator disc
20:26and bring me the veil.
20:27Or prepare to be incinerated.
20:35Oh, that's, uh...
20:37That's handy.
20:40They're androids.
20:42They're back!
20:53It doesn't work.
20:54Run!
20:58Run!
21:12Without the second activator disc,
21:22they are irrelevant.
21:24If they present a danger,
21:26we will cauterize it.
21:31We just met your friend,
21:33Mr. Dredd.
21:34The man in black.
21:35Yeah, he's an android
21:36with a laser blaster up his sleeve.
21:37Thanks for mentioning that.
21:39Androids dressed in black?
21:40They were instruments
21:42of the Alliance of Shades.
21:43Which is what?
21:44An alien initiative
21:45to inhibit human awareness
21:47of extraterrestrial life.
21:49The men in black
21:49operated in the period
21:501953 to 1972.
21:53During this time,
21:54they reputedly wiped
21:55the memories of people
21:56who encountered aliens
21:57and engineered the disposal
21:58of off-world debris.
22:00Apparently,
22:01into a hyperdimensional vault,
22:02which the men in black
22:03are still guarding.
22:0572.
22:06That's when Ocean Waters
22:07was abducted.
22:07We need to find out
22:09everything we can
22:10about Mr. Dredd.
22:10We should talk to his waters.
22:12Searching for her address now,
22:14Sarah Jane.
22:15If Dredd wiped her memory,
22:16you'll learn nothing.
22:17But if I come with you...
22:18No, Androids.
22:19If I take her body,
22:20I will find her memories
22:21of the men in black.
22:22She will be unharmed.
22:24I can't ask anyone
22:24to let you take them over.
22:26It will be her choice.
22:27I know what I'd say.
22:28Anyway, I'd freak
22:29the minute I saw him.
22:31Mr. Smith,
22:32deactivate the containment vortex.
22:33What are you doing?
22:38Androids will have
22:39to travel there in me.
22:41Old friends reunited.
22:44No!
22:47Something goes wrong with this.
22:49We need you.
22:52Take me, Androids.
22:54Do it now.
22:59Clyde?
23:03Ocean Waters.
23:14Well, Miss Smith,
23:14this is a surprise.
23:16I'm afraid our alien hunt
23:17was something of a lost cause.
23:19A minor malfunction.
23:21Don't really understand it.
23:23The bioconductor is working.
23:27Yes.
23:28That's working all right.
23:29Well, my visit is
23:30more of a professional nature.
23:32I'm a journalist.
23:34And given your expertise
23:35in the field of ufology,
23:37I was wondering
23:38what you could tell me
23:39about men in black.
23:41And have you ever met
23:42Mr. Dread?
23:45I've seen him.
23:48I don't believe it.
23:50This is...
23:50This is...
23:51You've seen him.
23:52He must be so old now.
23:54He's surprisingly sprightly.
23:56But, Ocean,
23:57I need you to tell me
23:57what you know about him
23:58and why you're so pleased.
24:00Because it proves he exists.
24:02that I'm not mad.
24:05No one would ever believe me
24:06about the abduction,
24:08about the men in black.
24:10It's been almost 40 years.
24:12Sometimes I've even asked myself
24:14if I was mad.
24:15But you remember them.
24:16Not the details.
24:19Nothing you could call evidence.
24:21That's what they do to you.
24:24When I try to remember my head,
24:25it just gets filled
24:27with this bright green glow.
24:30But I remember him.
24:32Mr. Dread.
24:33Nothing can wipe out that face.
24:35That's why she founded Burps.
24:37It's been her life.
24:39Trying to find some way
24:40of proving what really happened to her.
24:41Oh, my.
24:49My.
24:51I don't think Mr. Dread
24:53just wiped your memory, Ocean.
24:55I think he left something with you
24:56for safekeeping in 1972.
24:59Somehow,
25:00this has always felt so special.
25:02I've no idea where it came from,
25:03where I bought it or found it.
25:05It's just always felt so precious.
25:07I haven't taken it off in 40 years.
25:10It's picking up aliens.
25:16It's working.
25:23Prepare to be incinerated.
25:33It's you.
25:37Wait till Burps hear about this.
25:39They'll kill my mom.
25:41But we will save your planet.
25:43You want to get a new motor, mate?
25:45I'll take this one.
25:47What do you mean
25:48if something's going to happen,
25:49it's going to happen?
25:50What?
25:55You don't need my mom.
25:56You can take me.
26:00Will you still help me
26:01when the rebirth of my civilization
26:04means the end of yours?
26:05You can take me.