The Sarah Jane Adventures- S01E01- Revenge Of The Slitheen- Pt-1
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00:00My name's Maria Jackson, and this is Bannerman Road.
00:08I've just moved in with my dad after he and my mum got divorced.
00:11I've got something in the place.
00:14I've got something in the place.
00:15Get out of here.
00:20Then, in this big old house over the road, I met Sarah Jane Smith.
00:30She's a journalist who investigates aliens.
00:36That's Luke.
00:38Born yesterday near enough.
00:40Sarah Jane's adopted him, and together, we save the world.
00:48I discovered that life was so much bigger and stranger and better than I ever thought possible.
00:55Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
00:57But when school began, I thought things might go back to normal.
01:05I was wrong.
01:07They just got weirder.
01:11And weirder.
01:14And weirder.
01:15Now, you take care, yeah?
01:40Goodbye, Mum.
01:40Oh, I don't think so.
01:42No, Sarah Jane, that's just fine.
01:44Oh, hi, Maria.
01:57Why were they laughing?
01:58First day and your mum's kissing you goodbye.
02:00Is that bad?
02:02A bit embarrassing.
02:03Plus, she so wants you to call her mum.
02:05She says she didn't.
02:06So what she said.
02:07That's a bit flashy.
02:10It's a brand new building.
02:12There was an article about it in the paper.
02:13You wonder what's inside it.
02:18Not them.
02:20Scan along.
02:21Where is he?
02:25There.
02:26Him.
02:27It's not that big.
02:30How will I fix it?
02:31He'll do.
02:32Get yourself ready.
02:35I'll go fetch.
02:38What can I do for you, then?
02:39I need you to stand right there, Tim.
02:41Any particular reason?
02:44Very particular.
02:46Oops.
02:47Happens to us all.
02:49And I'll need those.
02:51Sorry?
02:52Sorry?
02:52I'm feeling anxious.
03:09So am I.
03:11But you've been to school before.
03:12Not this one.
03:14Budge up.
03:18You need to, though?
03:19Yeah, Maria.
03:20Clyde, you two.
03:22Probably hang around with you until I meet some cooler people.
03:25How do you do?
03:25I'm Luke Smith.
03:28Okay, that was a joke.
03:29Now I mean it.
03:31Good morning, everybody.
03:33Morning, Mr. Raymond.
03:35Oh.
03:37That's funny.
03:39The wife gave me cabbage and bean tartlets last night.
03:42Yet another reason to despise Jamie Oliver.
03:44Right.
03:46Assembly.
03:46Here they are.
03:48Welcome back, everybody.
03:49It's a new year.
03:50Hope you all do well.
03:52Don't run in the courtyard.
03:53Don't even think of wearing any make-up.
03:56And study hard.
03:57Because I guarantee none of you are going to be pop stars.
04:02What's his problem?
04:02So, uh, what else?
04:07Oh, yeah.
04:08What a bright future you've all got.
04:11Children of the world.
04:13Et cetera.
04:15Right.
04:15As you've seen, we have a new technology block.
04:18I'll be taking you over in groups to look at our amazing new facilities.
04:23Starting with...
04:24Form 10B.
04:31There are 16 classrooms with broadband connections.
04:34But anything dubious your adolescent minds may be drawn to, I have locked out.
04:39I'll sign this up for this.
04:40The first meeting's tomorrow.
04:42Lunchtime Science Club.
04:43And now I'm backing away.
04:45Mmm.
04:46Shut up!
04:47Why is farting funny?
04:49Just this.
04:50But it's a normal process of the human belt.
04:52Are you for real?
04:53It smells weird, isn't it?
04:55Farts?
04:56I don't know.
04:57Metal.
04:58Electric.
04:59Like batteries.
05:02Can I sit here?
05:03Only if I'm not going to shame you.
05:05Well, I either sit here with you or sit there with that.
05:10What?
05:11There's someone worse than me.
05:12Just.
05:12So, where are you from?
05:15Poundslow.
05:16My parents split up, so I moved down there with my mum.
05:18Like me.
05:19I only moved here with my dad.
05:20Yeah?
05:20How's that?
05:21Better than them rowing all the time.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Ow!
05:25What's wrong with that?
05:29It's mouldy.
05:31What kind of slop are they serving in it?
05:33Is it left by just a nice term or something?
05:35Sir?
05:36Sir?
05:37What?
05:37How am I meant to eat that?
05:41Just pick the bad bits off.
05:45Great.
05:47That leaves me with a pee.
05:50Mine's off too.
05:51That is disgusting.
05:52What's wrong with this place?
05:54It stinks.
05:55The food's rotten.
05:57Something weird's going on here.
06:02Goodbye.
06:03Repellent pubescence.
06:05Until tomorrow.
06:06Oh, this skin.
06:07It's killing me round the legs.
06:09Right.
06:09Time for the test run.
06:10Now?
06:11What about the caretaker?
06:12I've taken care of the caretaker.
06:14Everything's ready.
06:15Come on.
06:15Oh, I see.
06:18You've catched a lift, have you?
06:20I offered.
06:22I don't know.
06:23Lady Muck.
06:24Getting neighbours to chauffeur her around.
06:26Shut up, Dad.
06:27How was the big first day then?
06:29Okay.
06:30A bit weird, though.
06:31The headmaster kid's farting.
06:32Really?
06:32What noisy, smelly ones, or silent but deadly?
06:35Ew!
06:35Oh, place things like batteries.
06:38And the canteen food was off.
06:39Well, I'll make you a proper tea.
06:40You go and get changed.
06:41Bye.
06:42See you, Maria.
06:43I want a proper tea, too.
06:44Make it yourself.
06:45You might have a chauffeur, but I'm not your cook.
06:47Oh, whatever.
06:48Oh, no.
06:48Forget it.
06:49It's all right.
06:49We'll phone out for a curry.
06:50Can't have you straining yourself after your long voyage home, can we?
06:54You think you're so funny?
06:55Yeah.
06:57How do you get like that, you and Maria?
07:00I've always been like that.
07:01Don't really think about it.
07:04Anyway, the school can't be that bad.
07:05They've just built this.
07:07Someone donated them money, and this new technology block was put up over the holidays.
07:10It's incredible.
07:12Hold on.
07:12I did an IT job in a school in a new block that looked exactly like that.
07:15Is it built by coal-fired construction?
07:17Yeah.
07:17Where was that?
07:18The other side of town, St. Cheldon's in Atminster.
07:21Now I think of it, that place's not odd.
07:23Sort of metallic.
07:24Anyway, better go.
07:26Stop her ordering the entire menu.
07:27Systems online.
07:35That's it.
07:36Now, synchronise the megawattage.
07:40Synchronising megawattage.
07:44That one.
07:44Kept making social mistakes today.
07:56Oh, I think I made one, too.
07:58Driving you to school when it's just around the corner.
08:01Kissing you goodbye.
08:03Now we're both in your hands at this.
08:05I don't know anyone except Maria and Clyde.
08:08Maria's in different classes to me most of the time, and Clyde thinks I'm on call.
08:11Well, Clyde's not the only kid in the school.
08:14What if I make more mistakes?
08:15Then you'll never make the same ones again.
08:18Listen.
08:19Anyone is nervous starting a new school, a new job.
08:22I've never been a mum before.
08:24Do I have to go?
08:26I could take you out.
08:28Teacher here, I considered it.
08:30But you, Luke Smith, you're going to live a normal life.
08:34As normal a life as I can give you.
08:36What if I get it wrong again?
08:38It makes me feel stupid.
08:40Remember, you saved the world the day you were born.
08:44Not many people can say that.
08:45No one else can say that.
08:47That's the problem.
08:48Nobody else is like me.
08:52What are you doing?
08:52Checking up on the firm who built your new block.
08:56Coal-fired construction.
08:58They started expanding 18 months ago.
09:00Contracts all around the world.
09:01And some odd things cropping up.
09:03Now they're putting up school buildings all around London.
09:07That's why I makes a change for me.
09:10Not aliens, is it?
09:11Stable IT.
09:17Stable IT.
09:18Data!
09:20Ah!
09:22Only me.
09:23Come for a gulp.
09:27Oh.
09:28Alan, this is really kind of all right.
09:31Thanks, Chrissie.
09:32I really value your opinion.
09:34Don't be sarky.
09:36Is Murray upstairs?
09:36I think it went okay for her today.
09:39What went okay for her today?
09:41Her first day at the new school.
09:43That was today.
09:44My mind's just been all over the place.
09:46Stress like you would not believe.
09:48So why did you come round?
09:50Oh, to see my daughter, Alan.
09:51Do I need another reason?
09:52Oh, um, when I think about it, you were going to give me that 13.5 top double duvet.
09:59You know, only, you don't need it.
10:00You've got the single.
10:02For me, love, it's your mum!
10:09Lights out.
10:10London.
10:11School can't be that bad.
10:19I mean, like I said, it's a much better catchment area.
10:23Oh!
10:24I've got to go, love.
10:25Ivan's taking me to the pub.
10:26It's opera night tonight.
10:27The waiters sing while you're eating.
10:32Oh.
10:32Right.
10:34There's a torch.
10:35It's with a flat battery.
10:41I'm not saying anything.
10:43I'll get the candles.
10:45Power car?
10:46Yes.
10:47Mr Smith's not responding.
10:48Computer just went...
10:50And guess who forgot to save her work?
10:53Just see how long it's going to be.
10:54I can check the local power grid.
10:58Is it possible it never loses power?
11:00It can't lose power.
11:02Here we go.
11:03It goes as far as I can see.
11:05Used to happen all the time when I was a kid.
11:06Always when there's something good on the telly.
11:09Remember once it went off right in the middle of the manor?
11:11I was distraught.
11:22Weird.
11:23Why is that happening?
11:24Give them to me.
11:25No, I can't.
11:25No, I'll do it.
11:30What was that?
11:30Ah!
11:32She's so right in hell!
11:33Let it off!
11:34Turn it off!
11:35Turn it off!
11:36Turn it off!
11:36It's long legs.
11:57Cat like mum.
11:58What?
12:00Weird.
12:02Must be faulty.
12:03But the same thing that cut the electrical.
12:05Cut this off.
12:07Fantastic.
12:08Finally, every station in the loop is working, but the stabiliser cuts out.
12:11I'll work out how to fix it.
12:12You bought those plants and that will lay out.
12:13You took his word at work.
12:15I just need to sort out the storage problem.
12:17Then it'll stabilise.
12:18Okay.
12:18And until then, I'm stuck here in this, teaching science on the planet thick, where they still
12:24haven't worked out string theory.
12:26Oh, we chafes.
12:27Oh, shut up!
12:28Don't you get it?
12:29We're nearly there.
12:31One more step.
12:32And we destroy this planet.
12:39Science is my first class today.
12:41Glad to have you with Mr. Geoffrey.
12:43You'll be fine.
12:45See you then.
12:46Oh, hi.
12:53Oh, no interrupting.
12:54No, no, no.
12:54Just making a start.
12:56Had a much bigger garden in the old house.
12:58Oh, do you miss it?
12:59Yeah, well, needs must and all that.
13:01Shame, though.
13:02I had a lot of plans for that old garden.
13:04Just didn't plan on my wife running off with a judo instructor.
13:07You ever been married?
13:08No, never found time.
13:10Oh, wise move.
13:11Anyway, sorry.
13:12Oh, yes, I was just wondering.
13:13That school you mentioned in Upminster, St. Cheldon's?
13:16I'm sure I've still got the plans here somewhere.
13:19Yeah, there we go.
13:21Cost a fortune.
13:22Their broadband installed the work.
13:25Where did the money come from?
13:26I don't know.
13:27Private funding.
13:28What sort of journalist are you, exactly?
13:30Oh, just this and that.
13:31Local stories.
13:32Nothing exciting.
13:33Maria was saying you'd travelled a fair bit.
13:34Could say that, yeah.
13:36What's that bit there?
13:37It's blank.
13:38No, I never went in.
13:39The whole park had that to themselves.
13:40It was all sealed off.
13:42There's no door.
13:43What, you reckon they're hiding something, do you?
13:45Oh, something mysterious inside a school.
13:47That would be ridiculous, wouldn't it?
13:49Just a bit.
13:50Do you mind if I keep this?
13:51Yeah.
13:54A transformer is an electrical device that changes the voltage of an alternating current supply,
13:58the AC supply, such as your, our mains electrical supply.
14:05Anybody know who invented the first transformer?
14:08You.
14:08Faraday.
14:09Correct.
14:09Though he didn't know what he could use it for.
14:11What?
14:12Faraday didn't know what he'd invented.
14:14I've thought about it, too.
14:15You could get rid of the transformers, get a better system, and induct power instead.
14:18Just pointing out, I'm nothing to do with him.
14:21Quiet.
14:22Quiet.
14:23Name.
14:23Clyde Langer.
14:25Troublemaker.
14:26Noted.
14:27Okay.
14:30You're cool because you make trouble.
14:32Should I make trouble?
14:33I hear talking.
14:40What are you doing?
14:41My pen's run out.
14:42I'm getting anywhere.
14:44Let me see that.
14:45What is it?
14:49Cold chip sandwich.
14:50Made it this morning.
14:51Not chance in my life in that canteen again.
14:54Oi, what are you doing?
14:55You can't do that.
14:57You can wait until lunchtime and use the canteen like everybody else.
15:00I'll report you for that.
15:01Go on.
15:02Try it.
15:07Right.
15:08For tomorrow, a thousand words on transformers.
15:12Two thousand.
15:15Oh, it's hopeless, Miss Smith.
15:24Even worse, this term.
15:26I believe you had the wiring in your new block reinstalled.
15:29Didn't do any good.
15:30The computers keep crashing.
15:31And look.
15:33Look at this.
15:34Huh?
15:35Fresh this morning, everything goes off.
15:38And there's that smell, like batteries.
15:41And this all started when you got your new technology.
15:43Well, doesn't anybody care?
15:45Hasn't anyone tried to work out what's wrong?
15:47One of the parent governors raised it at our meeting.
15:49And fell off his bike the next morning.
15:52Three months in traction.
15:53Can't you feel it, Miss Smith?
15:58Like a thunderstorm's coming.
16:06Hello, Miss Smith.
16:09Incredible knowledge.
16:10This child, Luke Smith, he must be a freak.
16:13Do you really think he can help us?
16:14Yes, we'll use him to solve the storage problem.
16:17A 14-year-old human tragedy.
16:18No, there's something strange about him.
16:20These kids stink.
16:22Acne and grease and coats and crisps.
16:25But he smells fresh.
16:28When can you get to him?
16:29Very soon.
16:30We have a rendezvous.
16:31Welcome to Lunchtime Science Club.
16:36I had hoped for a slightly higher turnout, but never mind.
16:40There's only me.
16:42And me.
16:44Carl.
16:45Luke.
16:46Pleased to meet you.
16:48Hi.
16:49Carl's the science star of the school, supposedly.
16:53Oh, I imagine he's probably pretty rubbish compared to you.
16:55Take a look at this.
16:57Now, over the summer, I've been having tons of jolly fun working on a new project.
17:05What do you make of this?
17:07Um, it's a model for a giant capacitor system.
17:10And purely theoretical, of course.
17:12Nobody could possibly build anything like this, for real.
17:15You designed this?
17:16Yes, I'm wasted here.
17:18Do you like it?
17:19It's amazing.
17:21Let me see.
17:22Now, I have a problem.
17:24My purely theoretical problem is...
17:27Anyone?
17:28Don't tell me.
17:29Oh, yeah.
17:30With this, you can store huge amounts of electrical energy.
17:33But there's a loophole.
17:35Here in the storage, it wouldn't stabilise.
17:37That's my problem.
17:39Well done.
17:40Gold star.
17:41No star.
17:42You went wrong here.
17:43You need to add an equation into the computer control.
17:48I'll take your word for it.
18:02The power stabilises.
18:03All your problems are over.
18:04Yes.
18:05All of my problems are...
18:07I don't know about yours, though.
18:09And that school has exactly the same problem as yours.
18:14So I'm off to coal-fired construction.
18:16Do you want me to do anything?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Have a look round.
18:19See if you can find where that smell's coming from.
18:22Okay.
18:23See you later.
18:24Good luck.
18:25Who's that, then?
18:26Nobody.
18:31Result.
18:31Yes, that's it.
18:33And he just handed it over.
18:37Hilarious.
18:38Humans.
18:39Even the clever ones are stupid.
18:41At last, we will be avenged.
18:43We'll finish this planet tonight.
18:51Someone looks happy.
18:52I had double math this afternoon.
18:54Science Club was brilliant.
18:56Mr. Jeffery's really nice.
18:58I think we're going to be friends.
18:59You don't make friends with the teacher.
19:01Why not?
19:02You just don't.
19:03Anyway, look.
19:03Sarah Jane phoned me.
19:05She wants us to look inside the new block.
19:06What are you doing?
19:07We're going to investigate the new block.
19:09I had left something in the new block.
19:12What is it with you and I?
19:13I've seen weird people.
19:15I know weird people.
19:16But you two?
19:17You're beyond weird.
19:18Go find some normal people, then.
19:28Can I help you?
19:34That's not right.
19:35I want answers.
19:36Where are you from?
19:37London.
19:39The layout of this building doesn't make any sense.
19:41But where have you been all your life?
19:42Don't know if I'm in spying.
19:44You let your mum kiss you in public.
19:46Where was your last school?
19:48Never been to school before.
19:49What, your mum taught you at home?
19:50No.
19:51And Sarah Jane isn't my mum.
19:52There are 16 classrooms in this building.
19:54Hold on.
19:54So what's Sarah Jane to you?
19:56She adopted me.
19:57Why don't you call her mum?
19:58She doesn't want me to.
20:05But what about your real mum and dad?
20:06I haven't got a mum or dad.
20:08Everybody's got a mum and dad.
20:09I have a dad.
20:10Somewhere.
20:12This block measures about 1,539 metres squared.
20:15So we double that for both floors.
20:18The area of each room doesn't add up to that.
20:20So there's an empty space.
20:22Through there.
20:24I think we should go home.
20:26Thanks.
20:27So, what are you saying about our company then?
20:30Miss?
20:31Oh, you can call me Janine.
20:34Janine.
20:36I've been reading up as much as I could.
20:38And it's not just these school projects in London.
20:41You've moved from country to country.
20:43Hiring cheap local labour.
20:45No questions asked.
20:46Yes.
20:47What, you're building in Santiago.
20:49Workers refuse to go in.
20:50Food goes off.
20:51Endless technical problems.
20:53Valencia Parish, the same story.
20:54And another thing.
20:56The plans for each building have a large, empty area behind a wall.
21:00Why is that?
21:01There's another room.
21:03A secret room behind there.
21:04OK, I'll tell you, Lisa.
21:05How did you get inside?
21:06I'm not getting through here.
21:07Stop being strange!
21:10Who's that?
21:22Who's that?
21:29Hello?
21:32I know you're in here.
21:34I can smell you.
21:36Oh, a little girl.
21:41Fresh as a daisy.
21:44Sugar and spice and all things nice.
21:48She really shouldn't be hanging around school after home time.
21:54Not when I've got no reason to hide in this stupid skin any longer.
22:03I think that because these projects are so far apart, nobody connects you with the problems,
22:08so on you go.
22:08I strongly advise you to leave right now, if you know what's good for you.
22:14Is that a threat?
22:15Yes.
22:17What?
22:18After all, why should I hide?
22:32Well, that was your last chance, Miss Smith.
22:34Be fair.
22:35I did give you fair warning.
22:39No.
22:39No.
22:40No.
22:40No.
22:40No.
22:41No.
22:41No.
22:42No.
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44No.
22:44No.
22:44No.
22:45No.
22:45No.
22:46No.
22:46No.
22:47No.
22:47I am Sleven.
23:00I am Sleven.
23:07I love it when they run.
23:10Your Luke Smith's too clever by half
23:22He's right outside
23:24There's another one
23:25I'm after her now
23:27Oh, it feels good after so long
23:31Rejoice in your hunt, brother
23:33I know you're in here
23:38I can smell you
23:39What lovely perfume you're wearing, Miss Smith
23:47You're positively fragrant
23:52We're out of here now, come on
23:58What?
23:59Where's Luke?
24:00I know you're out there, girls
24:02Only Mr. Jeffrey
24:03And there's another one, a boy
24:05You are sad
24:06Hiding from a teacher, what's he gonna do?
24:08Who'll give you a detention?
24:08Come on
24:09Oh, no
24:11Oh, no
24:12Run
24:13It's no fun if you don't be done
24:16The smell of human fear
24:20Love it
24:22Kiddies
24:26Kitty wakes
24:29Run as fast as you can
24:32I'm coming to find you
24:34I'm coming to find you
24:34It's a door
24:47And every door must have a door handle
24:49About here
24:52Children
24:58Children
24:58Children
24:59Children
24:59Come to me
25:01We've got to get out of here
25:04We can't
25:04We need to fight them
25:05Quick
25:06In here
25:07Come on
25:09So Luke
25:27How do you like our little science project
25:32So where's Jeffrey, I heard him
25:36That's Jeffrey, that thing chasing us
25:39Oh, believe it, why not
25:40Thanks
25:41Is there a way out through here?
25:43No
25:44There's no way out
25:45I am a child of the Slavine
26:00And this is my hunt
26:02Get it up
26:07It's locked
26:08That thing's real, isn't it?
26:09I was wrong
26:10It is aliens
26:10The Akkos Slavine family are scavengers
26:15Known to infiltrate low-tech planets
26:17By hiding the skins of the dominant native species
26:19Mrs. Smith
26:19I need you
26:20Here's our computer
26:22Turn out the sun
26:24We've seen it stop the sun
26:27I told you we're going to stop them
26:28What, the four of us?
26:29With vinegar and plastic squeezes
26:31Daddy
26:32You promised I could do it
26:33I think an adult better deal with them this time
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