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The Sarah Jane Adventures-S02E03- The Day of the Clown- Pt-1
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00:00Back, back, go!
00:10Tony!
00:12Go get it!
00:30Get a move on, Tony!
00:35I can't find it!
00:41Who's there?
00:45Tony!
00:49Tony!
00:52Tony!
00:55Tony!
00:58Tony!
01:00Tony!
01:08Stu!
01:09Finny!
01:10Is that you?
01:15Woo-hoo!
01:16Hi, Luke. How are you? How's everything back home? It seems like only yesterday I was saying goodbye. But time flies when you're having fun. I miss you all so much.
01:25There are worse things than aliens. These children going missing. It's terrible.
01:34How is she?
01:43How is she? Does she like Washington?
01:52What's she like Washington?
01:53She says it's awesome.
01:54Sounds like Maria's going to fit in perfectly.
01:58Sounds like it.
01:59Look, I know it's hard when a really good friend, someone you really care about, moves out of your life. But you'll see Maria again. Oh, she's coming back for her mum's wedding, isn't she? I'm sure we'll all meet up then.
02:12It won't be the same.
02:13Maybe not, but...
02:14Oh, you know, that's not always so bad. One of the best things about life is it's always surprising us.
02:24Morning, people. This is Clyde Langer reporting live from Bannerman Road, where at the precise moment there's a new family moving in at number 36.
02:42Boys, they have no idea what they're moving in over the road from.
02:45No, and they're never going to find out, do you hear? Both of you promise me you'll never breathe a word about what we do. Mr. Smith, any of it.
02:52Why would we? It's not like it's Maria, is it? Come on, we're going to be late.
02:58Yeah, sure.
03:00Don't worry, we won't say anything.
03:03You just better hope Maria never left anything lying around when she went.
03:06What do you mean?
03:07Well, you know, we've been hanging out with some pretty random intergalactic sorts.
03:11Who knows what might have rubbed off and still be over there?
03:19I did not fancy Maria.
03:21Boy, I taught you well, didn't I?
03:23Clyde's call rule number two. Deny all emotion, especially when involving girls.
03:27I just miss her, okay? Don't you?
03:30Of course I miss her, but people move on, Luke. Ask my mum and dad.
03:34I've never lost anyone before.
03:36Well, it's not going to be the same without her, that's for sure.
03:38I mean, uh, who am I going to have to save from Sontarans to Slitheen and Gorgons now?
03:47Hey, what should we...
03:53Don't, uh, don't mention this, no problem.
03:56Sorry. I'm looking for Mr Penningham's form.
03:59That's our class.
04:00I start today.
04:01And you run into me. Now that's what I call a start.
04:04Yeah. Like starting 100 metres in the Olympics and tripping over your laces.
04:09This is Clyde. He thinks he's cool. I'm Luke.
04:12Who isn't?
04:13Riley. My family just moved into Bannerman Road.
04:16Bannerman Road?
04:17Of course. Where else?
04:19Sarah Jane's right. The universe never stops weirding you out.
04:23Sarah who?
04:24Never mind. Come on. I'll take you to class.
04:32Did you just see that?
04:34See what?
04:36Never mind. Come on. I'd better not be late.
04:39So, the football team has been knocked out of the inter-schools challenge by Westhill after a 4-0 mauling last night.
04:50Yeah, alright. Settle down. Settle down.
04:52So, we'll be looking for better news in the National Schools Science Challenge.
04:56Anybody who wants to sign up for the team should see Miss Webster.
05:00I'll be expecting to see your name on the list, Luke.
05:02Lukey!
05:03Lukey! Lukey!
05:05You a bit of a brain box then, Luke?
05:06I haven't got a box big enough.
05:09That's enough.
05:12Silence a lot of you.
05:13This is a classroom, not the home end at Stamford Bridge.
05:17Plus, this is Mr Chandra, our new head.
05:21This is a school.
05:24My school.
05:26And you come here to learn, not to play about.
05:30You, boy, sit up straight and pay attention!
05:33And that goes for all of you.
05:34I know it's been a while since your last head teacher, Mr Blakeman, disappeared.
05:39And it looks like standards around here have vanished with him.
05:44But, listen up.
05:47Parkvale has a new captain on the bridge now.
05:49I'm getting a very serious sinking feeling.
05:52I'm a fair captain.
05:53But, believe me, I run a very tight ship.
05:56Aye, aye, Skipper.
05:58Ah, the, uh, choker in the pack.
06:01I do my best.
06:02Well, um, Clyde Langer, I hope your classwork is as sharp as your wit.
06:08It takes brains to be this funny.
06:10No, Langer, it takes brains to know when to shut up and listen.
06:14Now, a third child has gone missing.
06:17I'm speaking to all classes today, reminding you all to be careful.
06:21And just as importantly, telling you all that if you see anything or anyone suspicious,
06:28to tell the police immediately.
06:30Yes?
06:31Hello.
06:32Oh, hello.
06:33I live over the road.
06:34So you're moving in.
06:35Thought maybe you hadn't had time to find the cattle here.
06:36Oh, tell me.
06:37Do you save the world every day or is it just on Mondays?
06:39Oh, come on in.
06:40Come in.
06:41Sorry it's such a state.
06:42I had a plan.
06:43A list, you know, of what was what and where it was going.
06:45But then you have to go and use removal men, don't you?
06:47And frankly, my darling, you're my children.
06:48You're my children.
06:49You're my children.
06:50You're my children.
06:51You're my children.
06:52You're my children.
06:53You're my children.
06:54You're my children.
06:55You're my children.
06:56You're my children.
06:57You're my children.
06:58And frankly, my darling, you might as well give in to chaos.
07:01Oh, I'm Geeta, by the way.
07:04Sarah Jane.
07:05Well, I'm very pleased to meet you, Sarah.
07:07Jane.
07:08Lovely.
07:09Shall I see if I can find some cups?
07:10Perfect.
07:13So that's your house, is it?
07:15The big one, right opposite.
07:17Yes.
07:20Do you have kids, Sarah?
07:21Sarah Jane.
07:23Oh, clear.
07:24Sorry?
07:25Oh, just my son, Luke.
07:26There's just the two of us.
07:27Oh.
07:28We've got a girl.
07:29Rani.
07:30She's very clever.
07:31So what were the last people like that lived in our house?
07:32Mr. Jackson and his daughter.
07:33Nice.
07:34I miss Maria.
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36I mean, we were friends.
07:37Maria Clyde and me.
07:38We can be friends.
07:39Yeah, but it wouldn't be the same.
07:40Oh.
07:41Sorry I suggested it.
07:42No, I didn't mean it like that.
07:43I can't explain.
07:44Interpersonal relationships.
07:45Something I haven't mastered yet.
07:46You know, I hope you don't know what I mean.
07:48I don't know what I mean.
07:49I don't know what I mean.
07:50I don't know what I mean.
07:51I don't know what I mean.
07:52I don't know what I mean.
07:53I don't know what I mean.
07:54Something I haven't mastered yet.
07:55You know, I hope you don't mind me telling you, but you do know you're a bit weird,
07:59don't you?
08:00I mean, I think you're all right.
08:02Just a bit strange.
08:03I'm not strange.
08:04I'm just different.
08:05There's a difference.
08:06Yeah.
08:07I suppose.
08:08These kids go missing, though.
08:10That is weird.
08:11Three in two weeks.
08:12And the police just don't have a clue.
08:14Don't worry.
08:15Statistically, the chances of you being abducted are extremely remote.
08:18I'm not worried.
08:19I'm interested.
08:20That's all.
08:21It's weird.
08:22I'm into weird.
08:23Have you ever seen anything strange?
08:24I mean, around school.
08:25Like what?
08:26Langer!
08:27My office, now!
08:28So what do you do for a living, Sarah?
08:29I'm a freelance journalist.
08:30A journalist?
08:31My Ronnie wants to be a journalist.
08:32What a coincidence.
08:33Perhaps she should come round.
08:34You could give her some tips.
08:35Well, my work tends to be rather stupid.
08:36It's weird.
08:37It's weird.
08:38It's weird.
08:39I'm into weird.
08:40Have you ever seen anything strange?
08:41I mean, around school?
08:42Like what?
08:43A journalist.
08:44A journalist?
08:45My Ronnie wants to be a journalist.
08:46What a coincidence.
08:47Perhaps she should come round.
08:49You could give her some tips.
08:50Well, my work tends to be rather specialised and I'm very busy.
08:54In fact, I really should be getting on now.
08:56She'll be so excited.
08:57Are she and you or Luke are bound to be friends?
09:00Oh, you'll love her.
09:01She's very curious.
09:02Wants to know everything about everybody.
09:04Does she?
09:05Oh, good.
09:16He still got you.
09:17But it was an accident.
09:19Yeah, well, we didn't exactly hit it off from the start.
09:22I think Mr. Charles was jealous of my popularity.
09:25Your trouble is you don't know when to lay off.
09:28Yeah?
09:29Being funny is a curse.
09:30It's like me and the wolf now.
09:32Life's just one big shaggy dog story.
09:34I need some stuff for art club.
09:37I need some stuff for art club.
09:39I need some stuff for art club.
09:40I need some stuff for art club.
09:42Look at him sit in a comum.
09:44I'd never get him on the porch.
09:45I'm not going art to hit the roof.
09:45Let's go.
09:46Go home.
09:47To me, I'll walk on the porch.
09:48Alright.
09:49I'll walk you sit back, fuck me, Brad.
09:50Come all night.
09:51Come to sleep, just go home.
09:53You're my niiil.
09:55Yeah?
09:55I'm in.
09:56Next up, hasn't been so much sitting there yet.
10:04And I asked him Oh, your tall post wissen if you come in as soon as
10:07is it.
10:08Anthony, are you missing me around?
10:29Hey!
10:38a
10:45a
10:47a
10:48a
10:49a
10:50a
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11:01a
11:02a
11:03What are you?
11:16All I want to do is give you a balloon.
11:25Langer, I've been looking for you.
11:27Why aren't you outside my office?
11:33A clown.
11:40That's what I saw.
11:42Look, if I'm making this up, tell me, where is Finny?
11:45I mean, Dave.
11:45He's been kidnapped by a clown.
11:47From the stationary cupboard.
11:48Langer, I don't know what sort of game you're playing,
11:51but this is not the way to make an impression on me.
11:53Yeah, I should have kept my mouth shut.
11:55Children are disappearing,
11:56and you think that's something to joke about?
11:58But you said, you told us,
12:00if we see anything suspicious, to sing out.
12:03Well, I am.
12:04Look, I tell jokes, not lies, sir.
12:07David Fin has probably just bunked off school early.
12:10He wouldn't ask anyone.
12:11So how come no one else has seen this clown?
12:14Not even our CCTV cameras?
12:16Well, what's the use?
12:17I knew I was wasting my time even talking to you.
12:19You're never going to believe me.
12:21It's a good thing there's someone else who will.
12:26So, you think we should tell Mum?
12:28What do you think?
12:29Mr Chandra has called the police,
12:31but they're not exactly going to be looking for a clown
12:33that comes at you out of a mirror, are they?
12:35You didn't tell them that part, did you?
12:37What am I?
12:38Mr Thickon from Fixville.
12:40Well, of course I didn't.
12:42But we know aliens have nabbed kids before.
12:45Do you remember Kulak?
12:46Yes, aliens.
12:48That was a clown.
12:50Why would an alien be just as a clown?
12:52So you don't believe me either?
12:54Thanks a lot, mate.
12:54I do believe you.
12:55I just don't understand.
12:56Well, there's a first.
13:00There it is!
13:01Where?
13:04Oh, come on.
13:23He's there!
13:25Oh, come on.
13:31Where is he?
13:43Search me.
13:46He was here.
13:54Don't touch it.
13:55Why?
13:56Don't know why.
13:58Just don't.
14:01But you didn't tell anyone.
14:02What am I supposed to say?
14:04Look, Mum and Dad, I don't want to worry you,
14:06but I'm seeing clowns that no one else can see.
14:09Why not?
14:10Do you want them to get me locked up?
14:11Why would they do that?
14:12What planet is he from?
14:14Oh, Earth.
14:16Come on, actually.
14:17Yeah, you're so funny, Clyde.
14:18No wonder the head teacher loves you.
14:23Look, Ronnie, whatever this clown thing is,
14:26I think we should leave it to the police, don't you?
14:28They don't even believe it exists.
14:30You know that.
14:30Clyde, you're right.
14:31There's nothing to do with us.
14:32There's something happening here that doesn't make everyday sense.
14:35Maybe you can ignore it because it doesn't go with your MP3 player
14:37or your designer trainers, but I can't.
14:40I've got to know what's going on.
14:42Sarah Jane's going to love this one.
14:45Look, there's something I've got to tell you.
14:48There's something about me you ought to know.
14:49You're from another planet.
14:51I already guessed.
14:52Actually, Clyde, it's worse than that.
14:53Oh, no.
14:57Ronnie, please tell me there's a good reason why our new head
14:59just brought up outside your house that doesn't involve the word dad.
15:03Honestly, he's all right, really.
15:04It's just his job.
15:05Yeah.
15:05That's what they said about Dr Frankenstein.
15:08Ronnie?
15:09Hi, Dad.
15:09I wish.
15:11Don't worry.
15:12There's still plenty of boxes for you to open.
15:14Ronnie, how was your first day at school?
15:17Did your dad go all Captain Bly again?
15:20I do not go Captain Bly.
15:22Yeah, just a bit.
15:23This is Luke and Clyde.
15:25Luke Smith.
15:25Pleased to meet you.
15:26Oh.
15:27Luke Smith?
15:28He's my son.
15:29I'm Sarah Jane Smith.
15:30I've been looking at his results for the past year.
15:33Very, very impressive.
15:34Remarkable, in fact.
15:36Yes, well, he's very gifted.
15:38Sarah's a journalist.
15:39For real?
15:40I'm really interested in becoming a reporter.
15:43Maybe I could come over sometime.
15:44Oh, well, I really am rather busy.
15:46Oh.
15:46Clyde Langer?
15:48The Joker in the pack, apparently.
15:50Oh, and I see clowns that don't exist.
15:54Of course your head teacher was never going to believe you, Clyde.
15:58Nor with the police.
15:59Children don't vanish out of closed rooms.
16:01It's impossible, as far as they're concerned.
16:03But what about the clown?
16:05If it's an alien taking these kids,
16:07a clown disguise isn't exactly low-profile, is it?
16:10But it might know that kids are supposed to like clowns.
16:12Personally, they always gave me nightmares.
16:14Pornophobia.
16:15It's the fear of clowns.
16:16Johnny Depp has it.
16:17What encyclopedia did you find that in?
16:20Heat.
16:20Now, we need to talk to someone close to this boy that went missing today.
16:24His parents, they'll be too busy with the police by now.
16:26What about any of his other friends?
16:28It's Monday, so they'll be at football time.
16:30What about Ronnie?
16:31If she's been seeing the clown too.
16:33I don't want her involved.
16:34But she seems pretty determined to find out what's going on.
16:36And she might be in danger.
16:38You're right.
16:38Someone should keep an eye on her.
16:39Yeah, yeah.
16:40I'll, uh, I'll do that.
16:41Only I don't think her dad would let you go anywhere near her.
16:44So, it looks as if the boy disappeared like the others.
16:53Oh, his poor parents.
16:55Must be going out of their minds.
16:57Oof.
16:58Makes me ill just thinking about it.
17:00You watch yourself, won't you, Ronnie?
17:02She'll be fine.
17:03As long as she stays away from that Langer boy.
17:06David Finn is one of Clyde's best friends, Dad.
17:08He wasn't making it up.
17:11Clyde saw a clown.
17:12Why would he lie?
17:14I don't know.
17:15But a clown, it's ridiculous.
17:17I was thinking I should let the police take a look at Finn's school books.
17:20There's still a chance that something was worrying him and he ran away.
17:23If so, there may be a clue there.
17:25Before that, you can help me move the bit.
17:27Those removal men didn't listen to a word I said.
17:30And they got out alive.
17:32Come on.
17:33I'll show you.
17:33You're not there.
17:58Mommy.
18:05Mommy.
18:06You've got a visitor.
18:07Thought you might need a hand unpacking.
18:08My dad says journalists are scum.
18:14They're like crows picking up roadkill.
18:17Well, I guess he only buys a newspaper to look at the pictures then.
18:20Oh, come on, Steve.
18:23Sarah Jane's trying to help find Finney.
18:25I don't know anything.
18:27Well, had he been acting strangely recently?
18:29No, not that I saw.
18:30What about clowns?
18:31Did he ever say anything about clowns?
18:33No.
18:34Hang on.
18:39There was this clown.
18:43I handed out tickets by the station.
18:49Well, take a hat, trust me.
18:53So, Tony Warner, the boy that went missing in the park, he took a ticket as well?
18:58Yeah, but they were just tickets from a clown.
19:00It doesn't mean anything, does it?
19:01What were the tickets for?
19:02Just a minute.
19:03I'd forgotten all about this.
19:06My mum picked it up for me at the shops.
19:09Spelman's Magical Museum of the Circus.
19:12Like I'd want to go.
19:17It was in the kitchen, Luke.
19:19It's getting closer to me.
19:21Don't worry.
19:21It's gone now.
19:23There's more.
19:24Look at this.
19:28Dad's taking Finney's books to the police.
19:30They're looking for clues, but I don't think they'll be looking for a size
19:33of 20 footprints.
19:34If they do take this seriously, there might not be anything they can do.
19:38You see, this isn't natural.
19:39None of it.
19:40It's supernatural.
19:42I doubt it's supernatural.
19:43You've got such a closed mind.
19:45The supernatural is only science we don't know yet.
19:47Like, life on other planets.
19:49That's different.
19:49I've got to do something, Luke.
19:51Look at those pictures.
19:52Finney was seeing the clown the same as I am.
19:55Spelman's Magical Museum of the Circus.
19:57People were handing these out by the tube.
20:02I think you should talk to my mum.
20:03I can't talk to anyone, Luke.
20:04Don't you get it?
20:05You haven't seen the clown.
20:07I think only kids that get one of these can see it.
20:10And then they disappear.
20:11I'd saw it.
20:12Then he must have a ticket.
20:13Believe me, mum understands things like this.
20:14Oh, Luke.
20:15Whatever's going on here, no one understands things like this.
20:18But this ticket has got to be a clue.
20:20You're coming.
20:20Welcome to the Circus of Horus.
20:29You know, Clyde, occasionally your sense of humour really needs something to be desired.
20:33You said I was joking.
20:36Are you all right?
20:38Clowns make my skin crawl.
20:42Come on.
20:50Like, museums don't normally creep me out.
21:02All those stuffed animals.
21:06Old bones and mummies.
21:10But this place doesn't just take the biscuit.
21:13This place gets the whole Christmas tin.
21:16Welcome.
21:17Welcome.
21:17Welcome to Spellman's Magical Museum of the Circus.
21:22And the story of the most wondrous family entertainment in the world.
21:29From the tumblers and jugglers of ancient Rome.
21:35To the father of the modern Circus.
21:39Believe it or not.
21:41A sergeant major in the 15th light dragoon.
21:45Mr. Spellman, I presume?
21:49Elijah Spellman.
21:50At your service.
21:53My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
21:54I'm a journalist.
21:59This is my friend, Clyde.
22:02We're here to talk to you about clowns.
22:03Clowns.
22:04Ah, the princess of the sawdust ring.
22:08This way, please.
22:14Mankind has always needed someone to make them laugh.
22:20Slave or king.
22:22Can you do me a favour and drop a note to my teacher?
22:27The pharaohs had fools.
22:30So did the Native Americans.
22:33We had harlequins.
22:36And in the Middle Ages, the jester.
22:39It's not so much the clowns.
22:40Showbiz history that I'm interested in.
22:42Is there a reputation for scaring people?
22:45The fear.
22:48Of the painted smile.
22:52It's not as simple as that, Mr. Spellman.
22:55They used to paint clowns on the walls of children's wards.
22:58But when they were asked, every child said the pictures scared them.
23:01Children sense things.
23:04I know.
23:06Come on.
23:06I really don't think we should be doing this.
23:08Okay.
23:09We won't.
23:10I'll go in on my own.
23:10Come on.
23:14So did Jane.
23:16Look at this.
23:17These are the same colours as the clown I saw.
23:19Red, yellow and blue.
23:21This isn't a clown.
23:22This is the Pied Piper.
23:24Story goes, he rid Hamelin of its plague of rats.
23:27Then when the town refused to pay him, he came back and took all their children.
23:31The oldest and most accurate picture of the Pied Piper.
23:36The colours of his costume signify he was a travelling entertainer.
23:41But I'm afraid.
23:43Even clowns have their dark days.
23:49And that's exactly the sort of clown I'm interested in, Mr. Spellman.
23:53One that makes children disappear.
23:54But the Pied Piper was a fairy tale.
23:57Myths, legends, fairy tales.
23:59Every story has its inspiration, Clyde.
24:07Mr. Spellman?
24:08Where did he go?
24:09I don't know.
24:10Something tells me we should get out of here too quickly.
24:12Come on.
24:14Look!
24:14Mum, what are you doing here?
24:16What are we doing here?
24:17What are you doing here?
24:19You told me to stay with her.
24:21Am I missing something?
24:22Yeah, and keep her out of the action?
24:24What action?
24:27What's happening?
24:28They're moving!
24:31Something's animating the clowns.
24:33Look out!
24:33Look out!
24:34All of you!
24:35Never die!
24:37Oh, run!
24:42What happened to Spellman?
24:44He's controlling them.
24:45They think they're like puppets.
24:46Probably under some sort of telekinetic control.
24:48A walking puppet?
24:50Telekinetic control?
24:51He's controlling them with his mind.
24:53I know what it means, Luke.
24:54Who's Spellman?
24:55Probably an alien.
24:57What was that?
25:08Sonic lipstick.
25:09Never leave home without it.
25:12I've seized up their joints.
25:13Should hold them up while we get out of here.
25:18Aliens!
25:20Luke said aliens!
25:22Actually, he said alien.
25:24And it would still be around here somewhere.
25:25Come on.
25:26There's no time for explanation or something.
25:31She's right.
25:32And from what I've seen,
25:33one alien can be as much trouble
25:34as a whole invasion.
25:37Come on.
25:38Come on.
25:40You've sealed the doors.
25:54Telekinesis.
25:55The same way he animated the clown mannequins.
25:58Whatever we're dealing with here,
25:59it is extremely powerful.
26:01What did I tell you?
26:02And it's got trapped.
26:03No, Rani.
26:04It just thinks it has.
26:05Oh, no, Mrs.
26:08I'm convinced of it.
26:09You really am alien.
26:11Stay back, Rani.
26:12Leave this to me.
26:13Who are you?
26:14And what do you want?
26:15Who am I?
26:17I am the Pied Piper
26:19who conjured away a whole town's infants
26:22and has chilled the hearts of parents
26:24for more than seven centuries.
26:29And now I am Arthur the Clown
26:33who snatches children
26:35who snatches children
26:35in the heartbeat
26:37their mother's back has turned.
26:40I am the thing that lives
26:42in the darkest course.
26:44I am all these things and more.
26:48I am all that you fear the most.
26:53And you are mine to feed on.
27:02Mom, I think you have to tell her everything.
27:04I want to know the truth.
27:06This is a Vorgut defense field emitter.
27:08Morning.
27:11I'm going to find out what you are, Odd Bob.
27:14We're only scared of what we don't understand.
27:15I will chill the blood of a nation
27:19but millions will shudder
27:21sleepless with a bone-knowing thing.
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