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The Sarah Jane Adventures- S02E07-The Mark of the Berserker- Pt 1
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00:00afternoon boys and girls and welcome to detention now i want to be here about as much as you do so
00:10sooner you get your homework done the sooner we can all go home hey jacob you okay yeah
00:17well mrs pepland tells me you got into a fight this lunchtime now that doesn't sound like you
00:22no what am i like mr cunningham no you're a good kid you're smart funny there's nothing wrong at home
00:31no everything's fine okay well you know you can always talk to me if you've got a problem just
00:37told you haven't i i'm all right freak what was that all right steve that's enough jacob turn around and
00:44get on with your work what did you call me me nothing uh hey i've asked you once now both of
00:52you be quiet and get on with your work
00:54just stop it i've warned you steve i've had enough don't push me what are you gonna do freak right
01:03that's it shut up shut up
01:05what's going on all right steve stop it stop messing about you too just be quiet
01:24everyone stay where you are don't move just just be quiet
01:35just be quiet
02:03No!
02:33Jacob!
02:37Jacob!
02:44No!
02:46Make it stop!
02:48Jacob!
02:49Please!
02:50Oliver, just stop!
02:56Is everyone okay?
03:03I'm coming in, so you better be decent.
03:15Jacob!
03:16Sorry.
03:22What's that?
03:30Hello?
03:33Are you there?
03:39Oh, hi, Dad.
03:43Meet you in the car park?
03:45Oh, hi, Dad.
03:47Meet you in the car park?
03:49It's not a sleepover.
03:51I don't understand.
03:52We're not girls.
03:53It's not a sleepover.
03:55You're just staying the weekend.
03:57And I'll be sleeping over at yours.
03:59Therefore, it's a sleepover.
04:00I never know whether you're being serious or not.
04:01I know.
04:02Sarah Jane!
04:03Sarah Jane!
04:04Carla, how are you?
04:05Well, you know, I'd tell you over a cup of tea if you've ever had the time for one.
04:09Oh, sorry, I can't.
04:10Oh, sorry, I can't.
04:11Not today.
04:12I know, I know.
04:13Same old story.
04:14See, Clyde?
04:15Proper job.
04:16Keeps her busy.
04:17Has he told you?
04:18He wants to be the new Banksy.
04:19Graffiti art, he calls it.
04:20Yes, Mum.
04:21Come on, Luke.
04:22Oi!
04:23Oh, thanks again for taking him in.
04:24Oh, it's not a problem.
04:25He's a sweet boy.
04:26So.
04:27Tarminster.
04:28Tarminster.
04:29Well, you know, I'd tell you over a cup of tea if you've ever had the time for one.
04:32Oh, sorry, I can't.
04:33Not today.
04:34I know, I know.
04:35Same old story.
04:36See, Clyde?
04:37Proper job.
04:38Keeps her busy.
04:39Has he told you?
04:40He wants to be the new Banksy.
04:41Graffiti art, he calls it.
04:43Yes, Mum.
04:44Come on, Luke.
04:45Oi!
04:46Thanks again for taking him in.
04:47Oh, it's not a problem.
04:48No.
04:49Tarminster.
04:50I'm sorry?
04:51Clyde says you're going to Tarminster.
04:53Oh, that's right, yes.
04:54Oh, nothing too exciting.
04:55Um, an article on hospital hygiene standards.
04:58Oh, don't you get me started on that MRSA.
05:01Beryl next door, face like a pineapple.
05:03I'll tell you all about it when you get back.
05:05Right.
05:06Yes, well, I'd best be off then.
05:07Um, I'll pick him up Sunday night.
05:09Bye, darling.
05:10What do you want to do?
05:13Football, play on the computer.
05:15Oh, I don't think so.
05:17Friday night.
05:18Spagabola night.
05:20Get yourselves in that kitchen.
05:23You cook?
05:24Yeah.
05:25It's Mum's new thing.
05:27You cook.
05:29Oh, my baby boy's a demon in the kitchen.
05:32Mum.
05:33Oh, Clyde, he's all embarrassed.
05:36Mum, mum, mum.
05:38Mum, mum, mum.
05:39Stop it.
05:40Stop it.
05:41Right, boys.
05:42Food.
05:43Chinese or pizza?
05:44What's wrong with my cooking exactly?
05:46Nothing.
05:47I just fancied a takeaway.
05:48Just don't tell your mum.
05:50She goes away for the weekend and suddenly you're in charge.
05:53Chinese?
05:54You know I don't like Chinese.
05:55No.
05:56No, please.
05:57Let's have Chinese.
05:58We'll have Chinese.
05:59What?
06:00You said we should have Chinese.
06:01Yeah, but you don't like it.
06:03You said we should have Chinese.
06:05You're doing what I say.
06:08What's that?
06:09It's a hamster.
06:10Why do you have a hamster in your pocket?
06:11Well, this is brilliant.
06:12That's brilliant.
06:13I'm telling you, this is brilliant.
06:14It's brilliant.
06:15Dad, erm, start hopping.
06:16Now the other part.
06:17OK, stop it.
06:18Stop hopping.
06:19Erm, do, I know, do, erm, Bianca from EastEnders.
06:21Ricky!
06:22Wendy!
06:23Pet!
06:24OK, now, erm, now, you're lying.
06:25Stop!
06:26You'd die if you could see yourself.
06:27You'd die if you could see yourself.
06:28It's brilliant.
06:29It's brilliant.
06:30It's brilliant.
06:31Dad, erm, start hopping.
06:32Now the other part.
06:33OK, stop it.
06:34Stop hopping.
06:35Erm, do, I know, do, erm, Bianca from EastEnders.
06:36Ricky!
06:37Whitney!
06:38Pet!
06:39OK, now, erm, now, you're lying.
06:42Ha!
06:43Ha!
06:44Ha!
06:45Ha!
06:46Ha!
06:47Ha!
06:48Ha!
06:49Ha!
06:50Ha!
06:51Stop!
06:52You could see yourself.
06:53You want me to die?
06:55No.
06:56No.
06:57Please, Dad, erm, I, I think you should just forget about everything that just happened.
07:03Why am I down here?
07:08I think you dropped some change.
07:10You, er, gonna order that pizza, then?
07:13Pass me, will you?
07:14I'll get it.
07:15Jacob!
07:16What are you doing here?
07:17Show me your hand.
07:18It's already happening, isn't it?
07:19It's already happening, isn't it?
07:20Right, you.
07:21Tell me what's going on.
07:22It's already happening, isn't it?
07:23Right, you.
07:24Tell me what's going on.
07:25It's already happening, isn't it?
07:27It's already happening, isn't it?
07:28Right, you.
07:29Tell me what's going on.
07:30You picked it up at school.
07:31I saw you.
07:32You picked it up at school.
07:33It is fading.
07:34It's fading.
07:35Yes, no, you're running.
07:36No.
07:37I didn't know what's going on.
07:38He's fading.
07:39I thought it was like, okay.
07:41It's going to go out.
07:42You think you're going to have to.
07:43We're going to have to work.
07:44You think you're running good at school?
07:45Let's last out.
07:46What are you doing here?
07:48Show me your hand.
07:49Yes, I am.
07:50It's already happening, isn't it?
07:51Good.
07:52Alright.
07:53All right, you.
07:54Tell me what's going on.
07:55You picked it up at school.
07:56I saw you.
07:57And you've used it.
07:58He is fading.
08:01he's fading yeah does that when you stop using it I'm talking about this like
08:07it's normal at first I was just having fun you know I just wanted people to
08:13like me it's not bad is it Jacob I need to know where you found it back up the
08:20school yard you know where they're putting those pipes in it was lying
08:24there in the mud it looked really really nice so I picked it up and then you
08:29used it on people it was an accident first the more you use it it's like it
08:37talks to you it's like growing on the pendant then in your hand and then it
08:46I think it's evil
08:50I know someone who can get rid of it we're gonna do
08:54it's gonna be okay
08:56yeah right
09:04mr. Smith I need you
09:11mm-hmm hello mr. Smith I need you sorry I'm not available right now Sarah
09:21Jane has shut me down whilst she's away if you'd like to leave a message we'll get
09:25back to you when she returns whatever just um look after this
09:31I guess it'll be a quiet weekend then
09:41you two still awake don't make me come in there mom could you keep the noise down please we're trying to get to sleep in here
10:00oh cheeky see you in the morning night mrs. Langer it's carlaloo night Carla
10:07night Carla watch it
10:10Clyde yeah did you do those what the pictures me no well yeah all right but don't tell
10:27anyone why not mrs. Taylor said I had a natural talent or something so she's got
10:34me doing extra work yeah it's pretty cool I guess wish I could draw yeah well
10:42maybe I'll teach you my son thanks dad oh sorry what I was trying to be funny
10:49your dad and that's not funny oh nice old news it's cool I got me old mom anyway
10:56I'm sorry I'm sorted hmm night then night Clyde night Luke night Clyde night Luke
11:04one more word and I swear I'm coming in there night Carla
11:11girl audible begins
11:19Abg.com
11:20she's still awake and time
11:22she's still awake and calm
11:25she's still awake and you can count on theanny
11:27she's still awake and you won't be afraid
11:33okay
11:34Hello, son.
11:46Dad?
11:58But we have that music.
12:01It's too early.
12:02Do you want some breakfast?
12:05Go on, then.
12:06So, um, what are you up to today? Seeing Luke?
12:10And Clyde, yeah.
12:11Oh, right.
12:12Don't start.
12:14I never said anything. It's up to you, who you're friends with.
12:17Just be careful with him.
12:20Some people are troubled.
12:25Nice place. You've come up in the well, Carla.
12:28What do you want, Dad?
12:29I had some business over here.
12:30I thought I'd pay you a visit.
12:32That's all right, isn't it?
12:34It's been five years.
12:35I live in Germany.
12:37I can't just pop round for tea.
12:39Actually, I could kill for a decent cuppa.
12:42All right, mate.
12:44I'm Paul.
12:45I'm Luke.
12:47Clyde's friend.
12:47What the hell are you doing here?
12:49Don't you care about Clyde at all?
12:51Yeah.
12:52That's why I'm back.
12:53Because you care about me.
12:55You know, when you left, at first I pretended it hadn't happened.
12:59That you'd just gone on holiday.
13:01And then I realised, no, you'd gone.
13:07Do you know what I did?
13:09I blamed Mum.
13:12I figured she must have done something really bad to drive you away.
13:17I messed about at school.
13:18Got into trouble.
13:20I got expelled.
13:22Yeah, all right.
13:22I'm sorry, mate.
13:23You're sorry?
13:25Dad, one minute you were there, and the next, I had no dad.
13:32Look.
13:32Look, I'm putting me hands up.
13:36I've not been the best father in the world.
13:40But that's why I'm here.
13:43What do you want?
13:44Just to spend some time with you.
13:47I just wanted to get to know each other.
13:49You're still my son.
13:51No.
13:52What?
13:53You can't.
13:54He's my kid, and I won't have you messing him up.
13:56He's 16, Carla.
13:57He's not a kid.
13:58That's right.
13:59I'm not a kid.
14:00I didn't mean it like that, but...
14:02Clyde, if you want to see him, then I won't stop you.
14:08It's your choice.
14:09I do.
14:11I want to talk to him.
14:13Are you sure?
14:14Yeah.
14:17Cool.
14:18How'd you fancy a day out, then?
14:20Well, you'll be all right here.
14:22I don't think I'll be long.
14:23Yeah.
14:25I'll get dressed.
14:27Can you, uh, wait outside, please?
14:29I don't want you upsetting Mum.
14:32I'll be here for you.
14:35Afterwards.
14:38Owen.
14:39By the way, Dad.
14:41I'm not 16.
14:43I'm 15.
14:43I'm 15.
14:44Dad.
14:44Dad?
14:45Yes, Dad?
14:46Have you ever had something, I don't know, bother you?
15:08You could be more specific.
15:09There's this report I'm doing for the school newspaper, and I wanted Sarah Jane's help,
15:15but she's away.
15:16Mm-hm.
15:17So I was wondering, do I wait for her to come back, or do I try and work it out myself?
15:21This is you we're talking about.
15:23Of course you're going to try and work it out yourself.
15:26Yeah.
15:27You're right.
15:28See you later.
15:29Where are you going?
15:29Oh, I said I'd water Sarah Jane's plants.
15:33See ya.
15:34Thanks.
15:41Hi, Ronnie.
15:42You and Clyde meet me at the school now.
15:44Clyde's gone.
15:45Gone?
15:45He's gone out with his dad.
15:47His dad?
15:47Okay, we haven't got time for this now.
15:49I want you in the school field in ten minutes, right?
15:52Right.
15:52Remember that park I used to take you to, back in Hounslow?
15:57You used to go on the swings.
15:59Let me push you higher and higher.
16:02Remember?
16:04No.
16:09So, uh, do you fancy an ice cream or something?
16:12What am I saying?
16:13You're too old for that.
16:16Oh, I don't know.
16:19What do you like?
16:22Why did you leave us?
16:32Sometimes.
16:34A bloke and his missus stopped getting on.
16:37Me and your mum?
16:39Well, that's what happened.
16:41I mean, it wasn't your fault.
16:44I never thought it was.
16:45And don't try that.
16:46You ran off with Auntie Mel.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Yeah, I know.
16:52I didn't do it right.
16:56I messed up.
16:58Messed up?
17:00You ran off to Germany with mum's sister.
17:03You left us.
17:05You left me, Dad.
17:06I never forgot you, though.
17:15You going out?
17:16Yeah.
17:17I'm going to meet up with Ronnie.
17:18Oh, she's a lovely girl.
17:21You want to take some sandwiches?
17:22I've got some ham in the fridge.
17:24No, I'm OK, thanks.
17:25Thanks.
17:25I'm sure Clyde's going to be fine.
17:29You think?
17:33Your dad's not around either, is he?
17:35No.
17:37It's complicated.
17:39It usually is.
17:42Just promise me something.
17:43If he ever turns up, you know, out of the blue, whatever, just don't forget your mum.
17:55I won't.
17:57Anyway, you, girl, go on.
17:59You should never keep a girl waiting.
18:01So, do you speak German?
18:08Yeah.
18:09Teach me something.
18:12Ich heiße Paul Langer.
18:14So, ich heiße Clyde Langer.
18:18I am Clyde Langer.
18:21Good to meet you, Clyde Langer.
18:27So, what about you?
18:31What do you do?
18:33I don't know.
18:33Just hang out with my mates.
18:35Oh, what?
18:36Like, uh, Bingy?
18:38Luke?
18:39Yeah.
18:41He seems quiet.
18:43Bit of a geek, yeah?
18:45Yeah, but he's cool.
18:47Nah.
18:48I've got a mate in Germany just like him.
18:51Makes me look good.
18:54That's not why I hang out with him.
18:56He's my mate for real.
18:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:59Sorry.
19:01So, what else do you do?
19:06Well, there is something.
19:12There's this thing I do that I haven't really told anyone about, but, yeah, I can't really say what it is.
19:18You're a rebel like your old man.
19:23What is it?
19:24You drop litter on the streets.
19:27Come on.
19:28We shouldn't have secrets.
19:37Dad?
19:40Dad?
19:42I saved the world.
19:43I bet Sarah Jane never does everything like this.
19:47What are you looking for?
19:48Jacob West found something here.
19:50Something alien.
19:51I wonder how Clyde's doing.
19:53Are we fine, Luke?
19:57He can look after himself, you know.
19:58It's Clyde.
19:59Yeah, it is.
20:00I don't think there's anything else down here.
20:04It'd be okay if Mr. Smith was working.
20:06Maybe he'll work for me.
20:08Let's go.
20:08If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here.
20:15I've saved them loads of times and they don't know.
20:18Okay.
20:20Is this some kind of trading card thing?
20:22Don't you believe me?
20:23No, no, I'm not saying that.
20:25It's just, you and this Luke, the two of you, saving the world.
20:31You don't know what we've seen.
20:33Slitheen, Suntarans.
20:35We've stopped them, all of them.
20:36You and Luke?
20:38You don't believe me, do you?
20:42Fine, I'll prove it to you.
20:43What?
20:44Come on, I'll show you.
20:46Where are we going?
20:47Bannerman Road.
20:48It's where it all happens.
21:00And then up here, there's the attic.
21:09Whoa.
21:11Look at all this stuff.
21:14You can make a fortune on eBay.
21:17What is all this?
21:19Dad, it's not about money.
21:21No, no, of course not.
21:23It isn't.
21:25Some of this stuff, it's Ailey.
21:29Do you get what that means?
21:30Alien?
21:31Yeah, right.
21:32You mean like those, uh, Dalek things?
21:34Yeah, but there are loads more.
21:36Some of them are pretty cool.
21:40Fine.
21:41We're coming then.
21:42Show me something alien, hmm?
21:44Come on.
21:46Sell it to me.
21:48Well, we have this mate who lives in America.
21:52But Sarah Jane has this.
21:54Hey, hey, Maria.
22:03This friend of Sarah Jane's given her this holographic postcard, what's it, thing, so...
22:08Hi, Maria.
22:09We miss you.
22:11Soft boy.
22:13We don't miss you.
22:14We've moved on.
22:15You're gone and forgotten.
22:16Maria who, I say?
22:17See?
22:23Alien tech.
22:25It's true.
22:27I thought it was just the government and the army.
22:30They dealt with all that, but...
22:32You.
22:35My lad...
22:37Meets aliens.
22:40All in a day's work.
22:42I'm dead proud of you, Clyde.
22:46You've done so much.
22:48Well, I'm just lucky, I guess.
22:50I've got good mates.
22:52Mum.
22:52These aliens, they bring stuff like this.
22:57Yeah, sometimes.
22:59If we could just mass produce this.
23:01Is that what you think about?
23:03Don't you get it?
23:05There's millions of worlds out there.
23:08It's...
23:09It's magic.
23:10Okay, okay.
23:12So it's you, Luke, and this, uh, Sarah Jane.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Oh.
23:20But behind that, well, there...
23:22That's Mr. Smith.
23:25He's basically this big alien computer.
23:28You say, Mr. Smith, and then you say something else,
23:31but I won't say that,
23:32because we're not meant to be up here,
23:34and we're just also in general.
23:36But yeah, you say that, and it's all...
23:38And out it comes.
23:41Pretty cool.
23:45Dad, what are you doing?
23:48Just looking.
23:49So, yeah, aliens.
23:52Aliens come to Ealing and meet you.
23:56Yep.
23:57Who's the daddy now?
24:03Clyde Langer!
24:05What are you doing here?
24:08Sarah Jane's away for the weekend.
24:09And who are you?
24:12Paul Langer.
24:14Clyde's dad.
24:16Oh, um, well, it's, um, nice to meet you.
24:19This is Mr. Chandra.
24:21He's my head teacher.
24:22Oh, all right, mate.
24:23Clyde hasn't stopped raving about you and your school.
24:25He loves it there.
24:27Does he?
24:28I'm joking.
24:28Can I ask what you're both doing here?
24:33Uh, watering the plants.
24:36Yeah, Sarah Jane asked me to water the plants and choose away.
24:39That's interesting, because apparently she asked Riley to do that as well.
24:42Uh, there's lots of plants.
24:45I'm sure you think you're being funny, Clyde, but this is serious.
24:47Oh, come on, mate.
24:48It's not that serious.
24:48Just drop it, eh?
24:54You okay?
24:55I'm okay.
24:56Okay.
24:57You want to watch it with the pizza, though?
24:59Cholesterol city.
25:00I beg your pardon?
25:01I'm just saying.
25:02Not exactly setting a good example for the kids.
25:05I, um, do plenty of exercise, actually.
25:07With all that pizza, too, right?
25:09You should exercise, mate.
25:10I should exercise.
25:15Mr. Chandra!
25:17Is he?
25:19He is?
25:21He's doing what I tell him.
25:23Oh, mate.
25:24Joggings for wimps.
25:26Get doing some push-ups, yeah?
25:33Dad!
25:36What are you doing?
25:38Joggings for wimps.
25:39I'm doing press-ups.
25:42What's happening?
25:43Who are you?
25:48Oh, Ronnie, this is my dad.
25:51Have you been up to the attic?
25:53Yeah.
25:54So?
25:55Mum doesn't like anyone going in there.
25:57And you always do what you're told, do you?
26:00Clyde reckons you lot saved the world.
26:02You're told him what we do.
26:04Mr. Langer, have you taken something that doesn't belong to you?
26:07Hey, that's my dad you're talking to.
26:09He's nicked something alien.
26:10There was this pendant at school.
26:11Jacob West was using it to brainwash people.
26:13Don't you go round accusing my dad of nicking stuff.
26:16Who do you think you are?
26:17You take your dad up to the attic, he comes back down, and suddenly he might not do what your dad tells him to.
26:22Clyde, mate, I really can't be bothered with all this.
26:28Ronnie, perhaps we should go inside and speak to Mr. Smith.
26:31You calling my dad a thief?
26:32What is your problem?
26:33He's stolen it, Kurt.
26:34You see, it's dangerous.
26:36What do you mean it's dangerous?
26:37What are you talking about?
26:38Clyde!
26:40Yeah, I'm coming, Dad.
26:42Good.
26:44Oh, and Clyde, forget about those two.
26:47You see, he's got it.
26:50I want you to forget about them completely.
26:56Clyde?
26:59I'm fine.
27:02Clyde.
27:03Clyde, wait.
27:04Sorry, do I know you?
27:06What?
27:07Clyde.
27:08How do you know my name?
27:09It's me, Luke.
27:11No, sorry, mate.
27:12Never seen you before in my life.
27:14Come on, Dad.
27:15Clyde!
27:17Forget it!
27:19Clyde's gone.
27:27I'm your best friend.
27:29You're a freak.
27:31He wants to take him away.
27:32He wants to take my baby.
27:35She's going to see the pendant.
27:37She's going to see everything.
27:38Hey, who are you doing?
27:39Get off me here.
27:40Who are you?
27:41This whole world will do as I say.
27:45I know we have you.
27:49You're a freak.
27:49I'm your best friend.
27:50This whole world will do as I say.
27:54You're definitely, uh, you're a freak.
27:55Hey, come on, man.
27:57We're you, especially to have you.
27:59You've been to see everything now.
28:00You're the best forever.
28:01You're the best friend.
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