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The Sarah Jane Adventures S04E06 Death of the Doctor Pt 2
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00:0113 Bannerman Road is where Sarah James Smith lives.
00:05And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:08There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall.
00:12Her son, a genetically engineered boy genius.
00:15A schoolgirl investigator across the road.
00:18And a whole universe of adventure.
00:20Right here on the doorstep.
00:21Ready? Always.
00:33The Doctor is dead.
00:35Units will take charge of the funeral in conjunction with the Shanxis.
00:38It's Jokhan.
00:39It's a long time since I've been called that.
00:41Smelly getting closer!
00:43No, no, no, no!
00:44Closer and closer!
00:45It's the Shanxi.
00:46This whole thing's a trap.
00:47This whole thing's a trap.
00:48This...
00:49My soul is...
00:51Taker!
00:52Oh, gosh, that was different.
00:53Hello, everyone.
00:54Who are you?
00:55Doctor!
00:56Ah, the Claw Shan Sheep of the Fifteenth Fumal Fleet.
00:59I've been looking for you.
01:00Rest.
01:01In.
01:02Peace.
01:17Sounds like you count them.
01:24I was on a planet.
01:38No, no, never mind that!
01:39Run!
01:40Faster, faster, faster!
01:44Faster, faster, faster!
01:49Come along, Smith!
01:53No, no, no, no!
01:54Don't slow down!
01:55Take it back!
01:59In, in, in, in, in, in!
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02Is there a problem?
02:05Sorry.
02:06I was...
02:07It's flaming it.
02:08Right.
02:09Now we need to lock it.
02:10Come on.
02:11Use the sonic lips, Nick.
02:12I haven't got the screwdriver.
02:13They do sonic lipsticks now.
02:15We're running out of time.
02:16I need you, Sarah.
02:17And you, Joe.
02:18Need us for what?
02:19Remember the old days when we go zooming off to far away worlds?
02:27I'm getting space-sick.
02:31No, no, no, no.
02:32Let's get you working properly.
02:33Stop, stop, stop.
02:34Where are we?
02:36The wasteland of the Crimson Heart.
02:38Planet Earth's that way.
02:39Bit of a long walk.
02:41Sonic please.
02:43Wow.
02:49Oh, so many years since I was on another bunny.
02:53Me too.
02:59I'm sorry, but can I help?
03:00Is there something wrong?
03:01But she's on our side, isn't she?
03:02Think about it.
03:03The doctor's been avoiding her, but why?
03:05Because someone inside you now had to fake the DNA results.
03:08Colonel Kareem.
03:09She's in league with the Shanshi.
03:13Not as daft as they look for two batty old pensioners and a bunch of Hasbro kids.
03:17How on earth did they summon the doctor?
03:20They have powers unforeseen.
03:23Right.
03:24First things first.
03:25We need to clear this place, seal it off and keep that lot trapped.
03:29Do you see?
03:30We're slap bang in the middle of the base.
03:31There's got to be a way of getting help.
03:36What's that?
03:37Nothing.
03:38The Kareem seal off the entire funeral wing.
03:41We're trapped.
03:44Hurry, hurry, hurry!
03:45Follow me!
03:52Dispense with the copy.
03:54Prepare this room for the coalescence.
03:57Behold, the memory weave is ready.
04:05Soon it will be active.
04:07Deliver the women into our wings.
04:10And not even the doctor will be able to stop the crusade of the Shanshi.
04:16There.
04:18And there.
04:21Did it hurt?
04:24And there.
04:26I mean for a generation.
04:28That last body of yours.
04:30Was he okay in the end?
04:32It always hurts.
04:33And there.
04:36So how did you end up in this place?
04:39The Shanshi flurred me.
04:41A mighty old battlefield just begging to be explored.
04:44Because I'm travelling with Amy now.
04:45And Rory.
04:46They got married.
04:47So I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet.
04:49Which isn't what you'd think.
04:50It's not a planet for a honeymoon.
04:51It's a planet on a honeymoon.
04:52It married an asteroid.
04:55And they nicked the TARDIS.
04:57The Shanshi.
04:58And fortunately I had all this wreckage to build the space-swapping doodal thingamowatsit.
05:03So you've got a married couple in the TARDIS.
05:06Mr and Mrs Pond.
05:08I only left you because I got married.
05:09And...
05:10Did you think I was stupid?
05:16Why'd you say that?
05:18Well...
05:19It was a bit dumb.
05:21Still am I suppose.
05:23Now what in the world would make you think that ever, ever, ever?
05:27We'd been travelling down the Amazon for months.
05:30And we reached a village in Cristalino.
05:33And it was the only place in thousands of miles that had a telephone.
05:37So I called you.
05:39I just wanted to say hello.
05:40And they told me that you'd left.
05:43Left unit.
05:44Never came back.
05:46So I waited.
05:48I waited.
05:49Because you said you'd see me again.
05:51You did.
05:52I asked you.
05:53And you said yes.
05:54You promised.
05:56So I thought...
05:57One day...
05:58I'd hear that sound.
06:00Deep in the jungle.
06:02I'd hear that...
06:03Funny wheezing noise.
06:05And...
06:06A big blue box.
06:08Right in the middle of the rain forest.
06:11Because he...
06:12He wouldn't just leave.
06:15Not forever.
06:18Not me.
06:20I've waited my whole silly life.
06:25Oh, but you're an idiot.
06:27Well, there we have it.
06:28No, no, no.
06:29But don't you see?
06:30How could I ever find you?
06:31You've spent the past 40 years...
06:34Living in huts.
06:35Climbing up trees.
06:36Tearing down barricades.
06:37You've done everything.
06:38From flying kites on Kilimanjaro.
06:40To...
06:41Sailing down the Ansi in a tea chest.
06:42Not even TARDIS could pin you down.
06:44Hold on.
06:46I did sail down the Ansi in a tea chest.
06:48How did you know?
06:49That family.
06:50All seven kids.
06:51Twelve grandchildren.
06:52Thirteenth on his way.
06:53He's dyslexic, but that'll be fine.
06:54Great swimmer.
06:56So you've been...
06:57Watching me.
06:59All this time.
07:00No.
07:02No.
07:03Because you're right.
07:04I don't look back.
07:05I can't.
07:06But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you.
07:09Every single one.
07:12And I was so proud.
07:14It really is you.
07:15Isn't it?
07:16Hello.
07:17Sorry.
07:18But we've got that luck back at home with the Shanshi.
07:19Yes, yes.
07:20And I still need you, Joe.
07:21Now, that bag of yours.
07:22I can smell blackcurrant.
07:23Is it Buka oil?
07:24Handpicked in Mozambique.
07:25Oh, perfect.
07:26These circuits need connectivity.
07:27Wonderful.
07:28Little tiddly draw.
07:30That's it.
07:31What a team.
07:33Hurry, hurry, hurry.
07:34Come on.
07:35Hey, nice.
07:36You've got a little den.
07:37What's all the hurry for?
07:38Pizza.
07:39Don't come in.
07:40Come in.
07:41Come in.
07:42Come in.
07:43Come in.
07:44Come in.
07:45Come in.
07:46Come in.
07:47Come in.
07:48Come in.
07:49Come in.
07:50Come in.
07:51Come in.
07:52Come in.
07:53Come in.
07:54Come in.
07:55Come in.
07:56Go cold.
07:57What?
07:58I thought you had a plan.
07:59Shanshi's too scary.
08:01We hide.
08:02No.
08:03I've got to do something.
08:04Yeah, but hiding's not bad.
08:06Because we've got to keep you safe, Clyde.
08:08See, whatever the doctor's doing, he needs you for that body switcheroo.
08:12Oh, great.
08:13Great.
08:14Stuck in Groskville.
08:15Pizza good.
08:16I can't believe you get to do this all the time.
08:18Like aliens and chases and stuff.
08:20You can talk, Santiago.
08:21Are you off to Paraguay and Mount Everest?
08:24Dude, you just sacked into another planet.
08:27Yeah, that was pretty cool.
08:29Yeah, we're into parallel times, dream dimensions, limbo.
08:33And then we go home for tea.
08:35Yeah, we see all of this and then my mum's like, what did you do today?
08:38And I'm like, not much.
08:39Yeah, went to the library.
08:40Played a bit of footy.
08:41Stayed behind after drama club.
08:43Oh, yeah, and I, er, thought off a platoon of Jadoon in my spare time.
08:47I've not seen my mum for six months now.
08:52How come?
08:53She's in Japan organising a rally.
08:55I mean, that's great.
08:56You know, it's really good work.
08:58Yeah, of course it is.
08:59Before that, she was in Africa finding shell flower plants.
09:02My father's with the Gay Dads organisation hiking across Antarctica.
09:06We haven't all been together since about February.
09:10What, Eerie?
09:11When are you going to see them next?
09:13Soon.
09:16I don't know.
09:17Soon, though.
09:20What's up?
09:21What's happening?
09:22Tracks!
09:24Excellent.
09:25We've got the Brady Bunch exactly where we need them.
09:30Now, to apply a little heat.
09:33Internal vents to maximum.
09:37Heating!
09:38Out, out, out!
09:40He's trying to boil up!
09:42And increasing...
09:44The children are irrelevant.
09:46Not to the Doctor, they're not.
09:48Wherever he is, he'll be planning revenge.
09:51We need to divert him.
09:55It won't burn!
09:57Come on, boss, there's gotta be a way out!
09:59No!
10:00We don't have rotisserie!
10:01Here, would you come for?
10:02I'm not!
10:03Mary Jane!
10:05Anywhere!
10:06Doctor!
10:08Where are you?
10:10There.
10:11That should work.
10:12Intergalactic molecular streaming with just a hint of blackcurrant.
10:15Oh, but what'll happen to Clyde?
10:16Oh, no, no, no.
10:17I fixed it.
10:18All I needed was you two.
10:19Oil and Sonic.
10:20Now, we can go back and Clyde can stay where he is.
10:23Hold tight.
10:24Get us out of here!
10:25Get us out of here!
10:26Sergeant!
10:27Doctor!
10:28Oops!
10:29Then again, maybe even Clyde in the same place wasn't such a good idea.
10:31Look out!
10:32Stand back!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ventilation shots!
10:35That takes me back.
10:36Breathing forwards.
10:37Hurry up!
10:38We're getting boiled alive!
10:39Hold on!
10:40We're coming!
10:41Don't worry, Santiago!
10:42I'm here!
10:43You go first.
10:44You've got the sonic lipstick.
10:45Ah!
10:46Let's go!
10:47Go, Sarah!
10:48Go, Sarah!
10:49They're roasting us!
10:50Let's go!
10:51Sarah!
10:52Go, Sarah!
10:53Go, Sarah!
10:54They're roasting us!
10:55Let's go!
10:56Sarah!
10:57Ah!
10:58Exactly as predicted.
10:59Given the choice between saving the world or saving the children.
11:01Doctor goes the wrong way.
11:03No!
11:04No!
11:05No!
11:06No!
11:07No!
11:08No!
11:09No!
11:10No!
11:11No!
11:12No!
11:13No!
11:14No!
11:15No!
11:16No!
11:17No!
11:18No!
11:19No!
11:20No!
11:21No!
11:22No!
11:23No!
11:24No!
11:25No!
11:26Oh!
11:27I didn't trust you, Colonel.
11:28From the moment I met you.
11:29LIke, I care.
11:30Frankly, I've never met anyone so staggeringly pious in all my life.
11:34Now, then!
11:35The chamber's sealed off.
11:37The Doctor would need half a tonne of dynamite to get through that.
11:40A TARDIS!
11:41I mean, never thought I'd see it again.
11:43That's what this is all about.
11:45Shout out for TARDIS and you.
11:51Place them in the memory weave.
12:00And release.
12:05Blimey, you really have changed places, haven't you?
12:08I couldn't see you before. I was too busy swapping.
12:10Zoe, we're still cooking back here.
12:12Where's my gran?
12:13Right, yes. Sorry, she isn't in danger, so we'd better...
12:17Can't turn around.
12:18Would you like to shuffle backwards?
12:20Yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.
12:25Even your eyes are different.
12:27It's weird, cos I thought the eyes would stay the same.
12:30Can you change colour or are you always white?
12:32No, I can be anything.
12:33How many times can you change? 507.
12:36Oh.
12:37Come on, then. Tell us. What exactly does that memory weave do?
12:46Cos I warn you, darling, the memory's going at my age.
12:49You need remember only one thing.
12:51And what's that?
12:52The TARDIS key.
12:54The weave takes the memory out of your head and makes it real.
12:59This device can build a physical key out of your thoughts.
13:04And then we will have access to the TARDIS, the most miraculous machine in creation will be ours.
13:14No!
13:15No!
13:16We have seen so much of death.
13:29The Shansheath have presided over infinite funerals.
13:34We see the pain and the suffering again and again and again.
13:39But with the TARDIS, we can stop this.
13:42We can intervene to prevent the loss of life on a universal scale.
13:47You're going to stop death?
13:48It is a noble quest to halt the endless, endless weeping.
13:55And change the whole of history.
13:57That's why creatures like you can't have time machines, cos you'll wreck the entire universe.
14:02What did I say?
14:04Pious.
14:04Oh, yeah?
14:05Well, I'd rather be pious than vile.
14:09What do you get out of this, Colonel?
14:13Bigger horizon, Miss Smith.
14:16The Shansheath can take me to the stars because there is nothing left for me here on Bans.
14:24Not anymore.
14:29Accelerate the weave!
14:34They want the key, they've got the times, and a memory weave.
14:38Too late.
14:39Full activation.
14:40Concentrate.
14:41Think of the key.
14:42Try to hide away.
14:44There's nothing.
14:45We're going to need a bulldozer.
14:47I've got the original here.
14:48You can have it if you let them go.
14:49You let the doctor inside this room and he will destroy us.
14:51Keep going.
14:53I've got the original here, you can have it if you let them go.
14:55You let the doctor inside this room and he will destroy us.
14:56Keep going.
14:58I've got the original here.
14:58You can have it if you let them go.
15:00You let the doctor inside this room and he will destroy us.
15:03Keep going.
15:04Think of the TARDIS.
15:06The key.
15:28Remember the key.
15:30Fight it, Sarah Jane.
15:31Try to think of something else.
15:33I can't.
15:33Neither can I.
15:34Let's not shift me.
15:38The memories coalesce.
15:46The key.
15:48It takes shape.
15:49Don't.
15:51Don't.
15:52I can't.
15:53Stop.
15:54What do we do, doctor?
15:55What do we do?
15:56Let's.
15:58Cars.
16:00The shant sheath are making them remember.
16:01I know.
16:02Then don't you see?
16:03I don't see anything.
16:04We need the same.
16:06Opening corp.
16:07Yeah?
16:07Sarah, Joe, can you hear me?
16:09Okay.
16:10It's almost ready.
16:12Listen to me, both of you.
16:14I want you to remember.
16:15We are doing it.
16:17That's the trouble.
16:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:19I want you to remember everything.
16:20Every single day with me.
16:21Every single second.
16:23What's he doing?
16:24Because your memories are more powerful than anything else on this planet.
16:27Just think of it, Sarah.
16:28Remember it, Joe, but properly.
16:30Properly.
16:31Give the memory weave everything.
16:33Every planet.
16:35Every face.
16:36Every madman.
16:37Every loss.
16:37Every sunset.
16:38Every scent.
16:39Every terror.
16:40Every joy.
16:41Every doctor.
16:43Every man.
16:44I remember.
16:52No!
16:54Memory weave.
16:55Overloading.
16:56I remember.
17:00We need that key!
17:03What is happening?
17:11What's happening?
17:12Initial target lost.
17:14The device is overloading.
17:16Too many memories.
17:18Too many.
17:19Reverse it!
17:20Bring that key back!
17:22Ha, ha.
17:22Come on.
17:23Roll of it, tell them, tell them.
17:25Think of us, Sarah, Jay.
17:27Remember Maria and her dad?
17:29And all the stuff we did.
17:30Like the Gorgon.
17:32And the clowns.
17:33And the Zodiacs.
17:34The hand of a release, sir.
17:36All of it.
17:37All of it.
17:38All of it.
17:44Just think, Grant.
17:49All the country's here for you two.
17:51Every country in the world.
17:57Weave starting self-determined.
18:01Throw the circuit.
18:02Can't get out.
18:03I've got you.
18:06Now we're in trouble.
18:07The weed's gonna blow up.
18:09And we can't get them out.
18:10What?
18:11God's mistake.
18:13I need the key.
18:15Weave now entering detonation base.
18:17Throw off.
18:19I can't unseal the doors.
18:21The power line's gone.
18:26Ah!
18:27It's a glass.
18:28It's a glass.
18:29We drained it.
18:31Doctor!
18:32Doctor!
18:33I'll knock it out!
18:35I can't open it.
18:38Where's someone's going to heaven?
18:40It's inside the TARDIS.
18:43We can't get in, because guess what?
18:44We stopped ourselves getting the key.
18:47Oh, that was clever.
18:48I just want to say, I'm so glad I saw you again.
18:53I waited all this time, and it was worth it every second.
18:59Funny thing is, though, your funeral turns out to be ours instead.
19:04My funeral?
19:05Doctor, all of you, you're looking after Luke for me, please.
19:08No, no, no, no, but listen, my funeral, don't you see?
19:10It's my funeral!
19:12With the lead-line coffin!
19:16Yes!
19:18How much time have they got?
19:20Big Bang, ten seconds.
19:22Come on.
19:23Ten.
19:25Nine.
19:26Total destruction imminent.
19:28Seven.
19:29Six.
19:30Hurry up, bud!
19:31Five.
19:33Four.
19:34Three.
19:35Two.
19:37One.
19:40No!
19:40No!
19:40No!
19:41No!
19:42What do you mean, the Mona Lisa?
20:01Smells like roast chicken.
20:05Now then, Smith and Jones.
20:07The coffin was a trap.
20:14The coffin was the solution.
20:16That's so neat I could write a thesis.
20:19Well, come on then, you two.
20:20Out you get.
20:24Yes.
20:25Attention, temporal flux escalating in this vicinity.
20:39The TARDIS has landed.
20:43Whoa!
20:44It's Bannerman Road.
20:46It's like everything moved.
20:48I'm never getting used to that.
20:49Mr Smith, you're in big trouble.
20:51Those Shanshiefs were bad.
20:53It transpires, Rani, that you encountered a rogue element,
20:56and the wide wing of the High Shanshief nest sends apologies.
20:59No way.
21:01On top of everything else, you've got a talking computer.
21:04That is it.
21:04I'm giving up.
21:05Still the same old TARDIS.
21:09It doesn't matter what's changed.
21:13It still smells the same.
21:18Nope.
21:19Gotta say goodbye,
21:21or else I'd stay with you forever.
21:24Besides,
21:25I probably couldn't keep up anymore.
21:27Get you into trouble with the Time Lords.
21:31Yeah, I'd probably better go.
21:33You know me.
21:34Stuff to do.
21:36It's daft, though,
21:37because what we were both saying,
21:39we had this theory that
21:39if you ever died,
21:42we'd feel it somehow.
21:44We'd just know.
21:47That's just silly, isn't it?
21:50I don't know.
21:52Maybe not.
21:53Because between you and me,
21:54if that day ever comes,
21:57I think the whole universe might just shiver.
22:01But you see, Japan,
22:14it's amazing.
22:15It's like 80% forest.
22:16It goes on for as far as the eye can see.
22:18It's endless.
22:19It's exactly like you said.
22:44You live over there,
22:46and you're just down there on the left.
22:47If you save the world,
22:48then you just come home.
22:50The thing is,
22:51maybe you could deal with a bit of that.
22:52See, we're fighting the Slothene and the Trickster,
22:54and you're fighting oil barons and factories.
22:56At the end of the day,
22:58who is waiting for you?
23:01I think you should start another protest, mate,
23:03except this time at your mum and dad.
23:06Or they might find that relations with Santiago
23:08get decidedly chilly.
23:11Let's pretend I never said that.
23:13That was horrific.
23:14I'm ashamed of myself.
23:15You're right, though.
23:17Yeah.
23:19I think it's time you made some changes.
23:20Oh, you.
23:24Oh, you're so beautiful.
23:27And so gorgeous.
23:30And you.
23:31Oh, you're so willowy.
23:34Yes, you are.
23:35Do you know?
23:36You are sensational.
23:39And you.
23:40You're so handsome.
23:42And we're so late.
23:44Come on.
23:44We're off to Norway by hovercraft.
23:47Should be fun.
23:48Easier said than done.
23:50Bye, everyone.
23:52Oh, Sarah Jane.
23:58Find yourself a fella.
23:59Oh.
24:02Hang on, wait a minute, glasses.
24:03Where did I leave my glasses?
24:05What?
24:06Oh.
24:08Hair, naturally.
24:10Bye.
24:11See you later.
24:12See you, guys.
24:14Wait a minute.
24:15Hold on.
24:16I've got the directions in your window.
24:18Do you think there's lots of Joe Grants out there?
24:20You know, like the doctor's old companions.
24:23I do a little search sometimes.
24:25What's your Google?
24:26TARDIS?
24:26Hey, it works.
24:28Well, no, I can't be sure.
24:29But there's a woman called Tegan in Australia, fighting for Aboriginal rights.
24:34There's Ben and Polly in India, running an orphanage there.
24:38Oh, there was Harry.
24:39Oh, I loved Harry.
24:41He's a doctor.
24:41He did such good work with vaccines.
24:44He saved thousands of lives.
24:46Oh, there's a Dorothy something.
24:48She runs that company, a charitable earth.
24:50She's raised billions.
24:52And this couple in Cambridge, both professors, Ian and Barbara Chesterton.
24:57Rumor has it they've never aged.
25:00Not since the 60s.
25:01I won it.
25:05That'll be us one day.
25:07Still out there, fighting.
25:10Echoes of the doctor all over the world.
25:13With friends like us.
25:15He's never going to die, is he?
25:16Hello?
25:27Hello!
25:28What's happened?
25:29Where's the sewer train?
25:30Well, where's everybody?
25:31It's the whole world.
25:32Everybody's gone.
25:33What about Mr. Smith?
25:34Well, he's gone blank.
25:35Like he's not even in there anymore.
25:37What if it's just the two of us left in the whole wide world?
25:41There!
25:43What is that?
25:44It's an every screen.
25:46What if it's just the two of us left in the whole wide world?
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