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The Sarah Jane Adventures S02E11 Enemy of the Bane Pt 1
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00:01I'm sorry, I know it's late, but this is a really special order.
00:06This woman turns up out of the blue.
00:08Her florist has let her down big time and she's got this really important due tomorrow.
00:12And money, she says, is no object.
00:15So I tell her, if you're asking me to work Saturday night to dig you out of the fertiliser, it better not be.
00:20I could come over and help. Dad's cooking one of his specials.
00:23I could bring some over for you.
00:25Oh, thank you, darling.
00:26But I think I've got everything I need.
00:28And you know me, if somebody's here, I'll be rabbiting instead of working.
00:32And believe me, my darling, tonight rabbits and flowers do not go.
00:37I'll keep someone on low heat.
00:39There's somebody at the door.
00:41Oh, I hope it's not the client. I'm nowhere near done.
00:44I'll see you later.
00:45Love you. Don't wait up.
00:47She says not to wait up.
00:50Mmm.
00:52Oh, sorry. I haven't quite finished yet.
00:57You're very welcome to take a seat.
01:02A cup of tea?
01:03That won't be necessary.
01:06I think this is as we agree.
01:09Oh.
01:10Oh.
01:11Oh, yes.
01:15What? What an unusual name.
01:17Wormwood.
01:18Mrs. Wormwood.
01:25Ahhhhh!
01:27Ahhhhh!
01:28Ahhhh!
01:29Ahhhhhhhhhh!
01:30Oh.
01:31Oh.
01:32Sleep well.
01:34Sleep well.
02:04The time of man is over.
02:12Hello, Luke.
02:19It was a nightmare, that's all.
02:22But it seems so real.
02:24She spoke to me.
02:26She said, hello, Luke.
02:27But I didn't name you, Luke, until after the Bane were destroyed.
02:31Mrs Wormwood along with them.
02:32It was just a dream.
02:35But I don't dream.
02:38I never have.
02:49Ronnie!
02:50My mum.
02:52She disappeared.
02:53Thank you for coming over.
02:55But I don't know what you can do.
02:57What have the police said?
02:58Has anything like this ever happened before?
03:00Is she on medication?
03:01Did we have a row?
03:03Mum wouldn't just leave the shop.
03:07She didn't even take her van.
03:09Why was she there so late?
03:11She had a rush order.
03:12And there were no signs of a struggle at the shop.
03:14There were flowers all over the floor.
03:20I wish I could save you and your father always from worry.
03:25All I know is that people do disappear all the time and then come back safe and sun.
03:29But we know the world isn't as safe as that.
03:31You mean, do you think she's been taken by aliens?
03:33There's no reason to suppose anything like that.
03:35What about what happened with Mr. Truman?
03:37She walked off then.
03:38Ronnie, there's really no evidence.
03:40You could use Mr. Smith, couldn't you?
03:41He could look for mum or something.
03:42I'll do what I can.
03:44But first, I'd like to take a look at the shop.
03:46You got the message?
03:47Geeze has disappeared.
03:50Ronnie must be going off her head.
03:52Is it aliens?
03:53Well, if there has been an alien here in the last 24 hours, it would have left an energy trace.
04:00Oh, no.
04:02Aliens?
04:04Yes.
04:05The trace is too weak to identify the species.
04:09It's the Bane.
04:10What?
04:11The shapeshift, these squiddy things that made you.
04:14How could you know that?
04:16Mrs. Wormwood.
04:23Mr. Smith, I need you.
04:29Yes, Sarah Jane.
04:30You appear to be in something of a hurry.
04:32Ronnie's mother has been kidnapped by the Bane.
04:34And I think Mrs. Wormwood left this for me to find.
04:37An intentional clue?
04:39Or maybe it's a red herring.
04:40The Bane are not usually the perpetrators of intrigue.
04:43Their purpose in visiting a planet is rather more fundamental.
04:46To feed.
04:48That's what worries me.
04:49Mrs. Wormwood has set this up to get my attention.
04:51I'm betting there's some sort of clue on that check.
04:53The check is for the Mercian Bank.
04:56But the sort code and account digits are not what they purport to be.
04:59So what are they?
05:00They form a tetric biaxial numeric code.
05:03Is he suffering now?
05:04It's an address.
05:07It's an invitation.
05:10Sorry, what are we waiting for?
05:11Let's get my mum.
05:13How long have you been there?
05:14Long enough.
05:15I'm going alone.
05:16If Mrs. Wormwood has gone to all this trouble, it won't just be for my company.
05:20She could be after you, Luke, and she's not going to have you.
05:22I can look after myself.
05:23All the same, you're staying here.
05:25And you've got to make sure that he does.
05:26Yeah, sure.
05:27No, this is my mum.
05:28No way you're leaving me behind.
05:32All right, but this is dangerous.
05:35You do exactly as I say.
05:38The Bane are a cephalopod race who use shape-shifting technologies to infiltrate planets.
05:43Mrs. Wormwood led their invasion plans last time, but she and the other Bane serve the Bane mother.
05:48They made this drink.
06:00Bubble shock.
06:03Sold it right across the country.
06:05I remember that.
06:06It was foul.
06:07Then you were one of the 2% unaffected.
06:10You were the reason they made Luke.
06:12Mrs. Wormwood needed to refine the formula,
06:15so she took samples from thousands of people
06:16and created the perfect human being, Luke.
06:21Looks like you're right.
06:23She's expecting us.
06:29Stay close behind them.
06:46Mum!
06:50Mum!
06:51Mum, it's me!
06:52It's running!
06:54No, I think she's all right.
06:56It's just some sort of induced trance.
06:59I thought it would be better this way.
07:02Fewer witnesses.
07:04Mrs. Wormwood.
07:06Still hiding out in factory units, I see.
07:10Sarah Jane Smith.
07:11Still involving children in your dangerous games.
07:16You kidding that, my mum?
07:17Hello, Rami.
07:19How do you know money?
07:20Oh, I've been watching you.
07:23You're taller than your predecessor.
07:27How does she like America?
07:29I always said we should have launched bubble shock there.
07:32More cosmopolitan taste buds.
07:36What do you want?
07:37I want...
07:41your help.
07:43I beg your pardon?
07:44Believe me, I take no pleasure in this, Miss Smith.
07:47You're asking for help?
07:48After you kidnapped my mum and put her in a trance?
07:51You've got a funny way of saying please on your planet.
07:54I didn't imagine that simply knocking on your door was an option.
07:58Oh, how is the archetype, by the way?
08:02His name is Luke, and you stay away from him.
08:04Oh, I have no interest in the boy.
08:06He was merely an experiment.
08:08A failed experiment, thanks to you.
08:11Well, now he is my son, and I will protect him with my life.
08:16Then you have no option but to help me.
08:20Is that some sort of threat?
08:23Your entire planet is under threat, Miss Smith.
08:26The entire galaxy.
08:28Sarah Jane, there's something here.
08:31It's a trap.
08:33Oh, no.
08:34It's me they're after.
08:34They've got it trapped.
08:37Who are they?
08:39I'm warning you.
08:40You are an enemy of the Bane kindred.
08:45Surrender or be devoured.
08:49Bane!
08:49They're Bane!
08:50I'll never surrender.
08:51I'll never surrender.
09:08They've only found you to run!
09:09I'm nothing!
09:29Help me!
09:30I'm a villain!
09:32Help me, I've got my thing!
09:35You have to save her!
09:37Oh, I do so loathe amateurs.
10:01I'm not past my cell by day yet.
10:04Shut the doors!
10:07I'm going to understand. I did the Bane after you.
10:15My mission on Earth was a failure.
10:17You killed the Bane mother, but I bore the blame,
10:19for which I was cast out from the Bane kindred.
10:21Oh, that's why they're hunting you?
10:22No, I am hunted because I want to stop them taking over the galaxy.
10:30Will Luke be in?
10:32Never mind Luke. What about Mum?
10:34Wakey, wakey.
10:37Oh!
10:41What's going on?
10:42Mum! You're all by.
10:44What am I doing here?
10:46You went sleepwalking, Gita.
10:48Come off it.
10:49Dad's been really worried.
10:51You'd better get her home.
10:52Mum.
10:55Haven't you been in my shop?
10:56No.
10:58I despise flowers.
11:06Mum's back!
11:10Hello Luke.
11:12Mum, what's she doing here?
11:13Look, Mrs Wormwood wants our help.
11:16That's Mrs Wormwood?
11:17I thought you said she was an ugly bug-eyed squid thing.
11:21Children.
11:22They have no respect.
11:23So this is from where you saved the world.
11:33Oh, comfortingly.
11:35Unsophisticated.
11:37Mr Smith?
11:39I need you.
11:40I need you.
11:48And there's a computer in the wall.
11:51I had no idea you could be so entertaining.
11:54Good afternoon, Sarah Jane.
11:56I see that we have a visitor.
11:58Mrs Wormwood is Bane.
12:00So my bioanalysis tells me.
12:03How much make-up does it take before you get out in the morning?
12:07Mum!
12:08Is it wise to have Bane in the attic?
12:10Watch her closely, Mr Smith.
12:11At the first sign of trouble, you're to put her in a containment vortex.
12:15Do you understand?
12:17Perfectly.
12:18Tad's looking after Mum.
12:20Did I miss anything?
12:22Luke's family aren't exactly lookers.
12:24She's not my family.
12:25No, Clyde, she isn't.
12:26Sorry.
12:28And now it's about time you told us exactly what's going on.
12:30Hmm.
12:32The Bane kindred blamed me for the failure of our Earth invasion.
12:37And for the death of the Bane mother.
12:40Do you know what Bane do to their kind who fail them?
12:42I'm not sure that I want to.
12:44They eat them.
12:48Alive.
12:50But you escaped. Obviously.
12:52I made you rather handsome.
12:54Didn't I?
12:56For a human.
12:57And there can't be anyone at your school to match your intelligence.
13:00Just get to the point.
13:03Have you ever heard the legend of Horath?
13:06Of the Dark Empire?
13:09No.
13:10Mr Smith?
13:12The Dark Empire was a period of tyrannical galactic rule by a mysterious and reportedly immortal alien entity called Horath,
13:18who crushed the civilizations of all but the most primitive planets.
13:23Your hole in the wall machine is really very impressive.
13:27Horath was defeated, but couldn't be killed.
13:30So his body and his consciousness were divided.
13:33And they were hidden at opposite ends of the galaxy.
13:35Are you saying that the Bane have found Horath?
13:38His consciousness.
13:40In the Chaldean cluster.
13:42They have a mercenary agent bringing it to Earth.
13:45And don't tell me.
13:46This is where they hid the other half, right?
13:49Three thousand years ago.
13:51There was nowhere more primitive than Earth.
13:56Little has changed.
13:58So the Bane get hold of this thing and they can take over the galaxy.
14:01And stopping them is your way of getting your own back?
14:04We Bane have a saying.
14:06The sweetest delicacy is the tongue of an enemy that has looked at you and licked their lips.
14:13I am now officially a vegetarian.
14:16So where is Horath's body?
14:18If I knew, would I shackle myself with the tedium of asking you for help?
14:23Would the Bane know?
14:24Of course.
14:27So how do we find Horath?
14:29Sarah Jane, there is a relic.
14:31A Tunguska scroll that tells the story of Horath and his final resting place.
14:36So where is it?
14:38The Black Archive.
14:40Why does that sound so cool and so scary at the same time?
14:44The Archive is the repository of everything on Earth that shouldn't exist but does.
14:48The unit vaults.
14:50And that, Miss Smith, is why I need you.
14:55Mr Smith, contain Mrs Wormwood.
14:57Instantly.
14:59What treachery is this?
15:01Don't worry, you'll be perfectly safe while I'm gone.
15:03How can you know that?
15:04The Bane have agents everywhere.
15:06The Bane have agents everywhere.
15:07The Bane have agents everywhere.
15:08I think the Bane have agents everywhere.
15:12So is this it?
15:14The day Clyde Langer finally hooks up with the unit?
15:16Locked and loaded.
15:17Ready to fight the scum of the universe.
15:20Haven't I taught you there are better ways of dealing with aliens than guns?
15:24He's a boy you need to have their uses, but in my experience guns never solved a problem. They didn't first make worse
15:30And unit can be so suspicious. They're not the only ones can we really trust mrs. Wyrmwood? I don't know
15:37And if I tell you need about mrs. Wyrmwood they could start asking other questions about me
15:42Questions it would be difficult to answer without them getting more suspicious
15:46Oh look you have to stay here, but keep away from mrs. Wyrmwood
15:50Yes, of course, and Clyde stay with him. Keep an eye on things
15:56Please keep him safe. No problem
16:04Right come on Ronnie. I need to see a friend a very old friend
16:12Brigadier sir
16:15Major Kilbert what a surprise your wife let me in
16:20What can I do for you? I'm here to debrief you sir on your mission in peru. Oh my what good god, man
16:26I'm retired
16:27I don't do missions anymore when I certainly don't do debriefings
16:31I'm sorry, sir Alistair, but you do remain units special envoy. Yes, which allows you to dust me down once in a while
16:39Before sending me off on some fool's errand to Peru. I'm sorry sir, but the homeworld security mandate dictates
16:46Homeworld security
16:47There's a trouble with unit these days
16:51Too many buzzwords
16:52Too many directors
16:53At least in my day we maintained the benefits of common sense
16:59With respect sir Alistair unit has had to adapt to the challenges of a more hostile universe
17:06In my day
17:09We took on Daleks
17:11Cybermen
17:12Autons
17:13Zygons
17:14And all manner of space thuggery
17:16And it doesn't get more hostile than that
17:19No Brigadier you're so right
17:21It doesn't
17:22Sarah James Smith
17:24Hello
17:25Sir Alistair
17:26It's been a long time
17:28Oh
17:31Major Kilburn
17:32Miss Smith
17:33It's an honor to meet you
17:35I've read most of your files
17:37Some are still level one security restricted
17:40I'm only level two
17:41My files have a higher security rating than I ever did
17:44I think we're finished here Major
17:46Yes
17:48Sir
17:49Good day
17:50Sir Alistair
17:51Miss Smith
17:58I'm sorry
17:59I didn't mean to interrupt
18:01But I'm afraid this isn't a social call
18:03I would almost be disappointed
18:06If it were
18:09How can I help you?
18:11I need to break into the Black Archive
18:14Oh
18:17I've met some pretty nasty characters since I hooked up with Sarah Jane
18:22But as far as I'm concerned
18:24None of them could hold a candle to my old man for what he did to me and my mum
18:28But at the same time
18:30He was my dad
18:33Without him I wouldn't even be here
18:36That's what I'm thinking
18:37About Mrs Wormwood
18:39I want to see her
18:40Sarah Jane told you to keep away
18:42And I don't know
18:44It's not like she wanted a kid is it?
18:46The Bane wanted to take over the world and eat us
18:49Believe me
18:50There's something most families don't want to talk about
18:53I'm going
18:57Please
19:01Luke
19:02I see you haven't abandoned me
19:05Thank you
19:07I want to ask you some questions
19:08Of course
19:12Release me and we can talk
19:14I'm not going to release you
19:16I won't harm you
19:18I created you
19:21It must have been very difficult for you Luke
19:24Being born into this strange world
19:27Knowing so much and yet
19:30Nothing at all
19:32I was born running
19:33Sarah Jane gave me a name
19:36Sarah Jane gave me a name
19:38I like Luke
19:39I like Luke
19:40She made me into a person
19:43From the raw material I provided
19:45How does it feel to be so special?
19:49It isn't always easy
19:52Is that why you wanted to talk?
19:56Do you hate me for giving you life?
19:57I enjoy my life
19:59This world is complicated
20:02However clever you are
20:04And sometimes
20:06You feel so isolated
20:09You are quite unique throughout the entire universe
20:13Alone in its darkness
20:15Without blood kin
20:19Just as I am
20:20Just as I am
20:33So that's the Black Archive facility
20:35Yes
20:35And no one is allowed anywhere near there
20:38Without level one clearance
20:40But they won't look twice if you drive up
20:42The same
20:43If they were to catch you in there
20:45It won't go well
20:47There's no other way
20:48I won't risk eunuch taking an interest in Luke
20:51As far as men like Major Kilburn are concerned
20:53He isn't human
20:54That means he's a threat
20:55And the Bane's agent is already on his way
20:57We have to get the Skrull
20:58Find Horath and stop them bringing him back to life
21:01Better get in the back and get down
21:10Thank you, sir
21:12Thank you
21:13Partner, sir
21:18We're here
21:21We're here
21:23Stay put while I check the coast is clear
21:34Brigadier
21:35What are you doing here?
21:37Major Kilburn
21:38This must be my lucky day
21:40Sir, I'm sorry we got up on the wrong foot earlier
21:43I fully understand the debt the world owes to you and the men of unit in the past
21:46That's very gracious of you Major
21:49Perhaps we could go for dinner sometime, sir
21:51I'd be fascinated to hear some of your stories about the old days
21:55Yes, of course
21:57I look forward to it
22:05By the way
22:07You didn't say
22:08Sir
22:10What are you doing at the archive?
22:11My memoirs Major
22:12My memoirs Major
22:14Now that the cat's out of the bag about aliens
22:17It seems as good a time as any to tell a few of those stories about the old days
22:24I see
22:25Just don't give away our secrets
22:27Will you?
22:28Sir
22:28Come on
22:35Come on, quickly
22:38In there
22:39This will get you to the archive
22:41You'll move faster without me
22:43I'll keep watch out here
22:44Come on, Ronnie
22:47Thank you
22:47It's huge
23:01The most extensive collection of alien artefacts anywhere on Earth
23:05You mean the authorities have known about aliens all this time?
23:10So since Roswell
23:12All they've been doing is lying to us
23:13Helpful Roswell is nothing
23:15King Victoria knew about aliens
23:17I bet she wasn't amused
23:19Huh? No
23:20I don't believe she was
23:22Got it
23:23Canvas the scroll section E46
23:24Come on
23:27All coins?
23:29Sir
23:43This is it
24:03This is it
24:03This is it
24:21Yo
24:23This is it
24:24This is it
24:26This is it
24:28This is it
24:29It is it
24:30It's beautiful.
24:42It's beautiful.
24:50Sorry, this isn't a good time.
24:57No, no, no!
25:00It's under the one I'm spinning, Link.
25:02Something's happened.
25:03They found me.
25:04They will eat me alive.
25:05You have to help me, Luke.
25:06I am your mother.
25:10Security breach.
25:11Show me the pictures now.
25:18Quick, we have to get out.
25:22Dave, we have a security breach.
25:27I can't help you much longer.
25:29We have to escape the back way.
25:32What are you doing now?
25:33We can leave her.
25:34They kill us.
25:35Okay.
25:36I'm free.
25:37Run for it.
25:38One.
25:39Get it.
25:40Just run.
25:49This is not good.
25:50Let's go back.
25:52My sonic disruptor isn't working.
25:53Containment vortex.
25:54I've got to drain this power.
25:56Go.
25:57crochetì…ˆ.
26:14Stand down, Major Kilburn.
26:16That's an order.
26:17You're retired, Sir Alastair.
26:19Have you forgotten?
26:19Hands on your heads.
26:21All of you.
26:22Major.
26:22Do this as Brigadier?
26:26I have the situation secured.
26:31I sonic the earpieces!
26:38Hold on.
26:40Stop that gun!
26:45At least I'll have the satisfaction of giving you food poisoning.
26:52Come. Such perfect timing.
26:56Do you have it? The consciousness of Horath?
26:59I have it hidden. It is safe.
27:03Then soon, Sarah Jane Smith shall lead us to Horath and make us Empress of the galaxy.
27:11And she will crawl before me as we crush her world.
27:17Oh, the sweetness of revenge.
27:22Hark is the consciousness of Horath. He is the Bane's agent.
27:29Give me the scroll.
27:31You alien chaps never get the message.
27:33Shall I destroy them now?
27:34I'll come with you.
27:35My boy.
27:37You cannot escape! The fight will be eliminated!
27:40The age of Wyrmwood approaches!
27:41The age of Wyrmwood approaches!
27:45The musical reconciliation!
27:46Help!
27:47Get through this!
27:48The Myth of Wyrmwood approaches!
27:49Yes.
27:502,000 o'clock reduce!
27:52No, it
27:54again..
27:55Let's take forever.
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