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The Sarah Jane Adventures S03E01 Prisoner of the Judoon Pt 1
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00:0113 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.
00:04And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:07There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall,
00:11a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic,
00:14a schoolgirl investigator across the road,
00:17and a whole universe of adventure,
00:20right here on the doorstep.
00:22Ready? Always.
00:48My name is Sarah Jane Smith,
00:50and once I traveled among the stars.
00:56I saw worlds beyond imagination.
00:58I went to places beyond my wildest dreams
01:01and met creatures beyond my darkest nightmares.
01:04And all of it was amazing.
01:11Then one day when I wasn't expecting it,
01:14I came home.
01:16Life changed.
01:21More than I could ever have believed possible.
01:26Now I have a son,
01:28even a family of sorts.
01:32Life is good on Bannerman Road,
01:34even if you sometimes have to work at a weekend.
01:46Thank you for agreeing to see me on a Sunday, Mr. York.
01:49No problem, Ms. Smith.
01:51Nanotechnology is the science of molecular engineering.
01:54This is where we grow the nanophones.
02:00Our microscopic engineers.
02:05Please.
02:08Robots.
02:09Too small to see with the naked eye,
02:10but with the potential of giants.
02:12It's incredible.
02:16One day, they will build us anything we want,
02:22everything we need,
02:24from simple atoms.
02:26Fix a punctured tire,
02:28or repair a damaged human heart.
02:30Who knows?
02:31Even construct a whole new planet.
02:33Or destroy the one we already have,
02:35according to some environmental scientists.
02:38Nanophones, out of control.
02:42Eating up all matter.
02:44It's hogwash, Ms. Smith.
02:46But is it true that,
02:47despite your dramatic claims for your nanophones,
02:50your results have been somewhat exaggerated
02:53to secure investment?
02:54That investors are unlikely to see a return on their money
02:57for maybe a hundred years?
03:01Oh, well, I'll take that as a no comment, then.
03:03Shall I?
03:08As I said, my life changed.
03:13But I love my job, and my life.
03:16Because despite all the amazing things I saw on other planets,
03:20I've learned that living on Earth can be just as exciting.
03:25If you keep your eyes and mind open,
03:27you'll find extraordinary things happen everywhere.
03:32Even on your street.
03:34What?
03:35Because once you see the universe for real,
03:38nothing ever looks quite the same again.
03:44What was that?
03:45A meteor or a comet or something really cool?
03:47Please tell me it was something cool.
03:48A body entering the Earth's atmosphere
03:49generates temperatures in excess of 1600 degrees centigrade.
03:51No way was it something cool, Clive.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Still got a long way to go with that humour thing,
03:54my young Paddle one.
03:55Come on.
03:56Mr Smith, I need you.
03:58Sarah Jane, might I assume that you witnessed the extraterrestrial body
04:00that recently entered the Earth's atmosphere?
04:01Good to see her on the ball, Mr Smith.
04:03Indeed, Ronnie.
04:04I have in fact been tracking the object since it entered solar space 45 minutes ago.
04:13It crossed the solar system in 45 minutes?
04:14Well, we're not talking about a meteor, are we?
04:16No.
04:17No.
04:18No.
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:21No.
04:22No.
04:23No.
04:24No.
04:25No.
04:26No.
04:27No.
04:28No.
04:29No.
04:30No.
04:31No.
04:32No.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:35No.
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:38No.
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04:40No.
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04:42No.
04:43No.
04:45No.
04:46No.
04:48No, no, no, no.
04:49No, no, no, no, no...
04:51Oh boy, a talking rhino.
04:55He's Jidoon.
04:56They work for the Shadow Proclamation.
04:58They're sort of a galactic policemen.
05:00So, they're the good guys?
05:01Depends on your point of view.
05:03From what I've heard, their methods aren't exactly softly, softly.
05:06Unit have isolated the spacecraft crash site.
05:09It's not our problem, then.
05:10Leave it to the professionals.
05:12Terrific.
05:13But Unit seem unaware of the life pod that was ejected before impact.
05:18Life pod?
05:19My calculations suggest that it fell some ten miles outside the Unit isolation zone
05:24in the abandoned Brindley Chase Council estate.
05:27Yes!
05:27It takes a lot to knock a jadun off his feet, but someone might be injured.
05:31They might need our help.
05:32If they're already looking for this ship, isn't it best left to Unit?
05:36What?
05:37An alien ship with a rhinoceros for a pilot crash lands,
05:41and you want Unit to have all the fun?
05:48Who's got a point?
05:49Do you really want to go upset Unit again?
05:50And how do we explain that we know the ship ejected the life pod?
05:53They don't know about Mr Smith, and they're not going to.
05:55Plus, from what I've heard, the jadun aren't all that bright.
05:58Oh, great.
05:59A pan-galactic PC plod.
06:01Unit carry guns, and so do the jadun.
06:03You ask me, that spells trouble.
06:05Sarah!
06:07So, Jane...
06:09Sorry.
06:09Wait up.
06:11Oh!
06:12Are you off out somewhere?
06:12Yes, Mum, according to the news, that meteor came down near here.
06:16We thought we were going to take a look.
06:17So, we are in a bit of a hurry.
06:18Oh, no problem, my darling.
06:19It's just that I'm stepping up the corporate side of the flower shop.
06:22Corporate side?
06:23Oh, sounds fascinating.
06:24I was just wondering, you know, with your contacts,
06:27whether you had any suggestions?
06:29People I could approach?
06:30My contacts?
06:32Oh, really, dear.
06:32My normal contacts don't usually have much interest in flowers.
06:35There's the truffins.
06:37Wow.
06:37Corporate buildings these days, they're all glass and steel.
06:42Mum, shouldn't we be going?
06:43Yes.
06:44Oh, Gita, why don't you take a look at these people?
06:47A little flower park, just what they need.
06:50Come on, everybody.
06:58This estate has been on the council's urban renewal list for years.
07:04Looks like the jadun's life was held with the demolition.
07:06You take us to all the best places, Sergei.
07:09Just as well, everyone's moved out.
07:13I just think whoever was in that life would survive.
07:16Get down!
07:19Well, I guess that answers that question.
07:22Do I know that?
07:24Watch out!
07:30Stop foaming!
07:31We're on your side!
07:32Here's a foreign art.
07:34Look!
07:34Stop foaming!
07:35Stop foaming!
07:36Stop foaming!
07:40They blew our heads off, moron!
07:45Oh, no.
07:46What is it?
07:48Remember the jadun, our policemen?
07:50I think what crushed here was some sort of prison carrier.
07:53What, and Rhino Ros has lost his prisoner?
07:55The jadun's only interest is in stopping that creature getting away.
07:58Humans don't matter.
07:59Under the articles of the Shadow Proclamation, we barely exist.
08:03Too primitive.
08:04You know, a planet could start to get complex.
08:06Come on.
08:07Where are you going?
08:08Or maybe we can help him catch his convict before anyone else gets in his way.
08:13That's a map pocket in the driver's door, Geeta, not a pick-and-mix box.
08:17Come on, Horesh.
08:18It's a well-known fact that sucking on a sweet improves the concentration.
08:21Huh.
08:21You wouldn't believe the dents and scrapes that these chockeys have saved your guard from.
08:25Is that supposed to make me feel better?
08:28What have you got there?
08:30Nanotechnology.
08:31It's the future.
08:32I've read about that.
08:34Microscopic robots that can build anything practically out of thin air.
08:38They say we'll all have them inside us and they'll turn every one of us into perfect human beings.
08:44I can think of a few pupils who could do with something like that.
08:47Hmm?
08:48I'm telling you, it's the future.
08:51Well, mine anyway.
08:52Blooming lovely is going nanotech.
08:55Sorry?
08:56Come on.
08:57I'll explain it to you on the way to the shop.
09:12Chatoon.
09:12Chatoon.
09:12They went this way.
09:34Look.
09:39What's happened to him?
09:41It's been not cold.
09:42Be careful.
09:46Oh, you need a minute, mate.
09:50Be careful.
09:50Stand back.
09:51Oh, Chatoon.
09:52It's all right.
09:53We're friends.
09:54Take it easy.
09:55You're injured.
09:58Um, my name is Sarah Jane Smith.
10:00I mean you no harm.
10:01That is, as long as you don't harm us.
10:03Harm us.
10:04Language assimilated.
10:09Earth English.
10:12You will be catalogued.
10:13You will be catalogued.
10:16Species human.
10:18Well dear, you are on Earth.
10:20You have taken Chatoon officer's weapon.
10:24You assist prisoners escape.
10:26We didn't help anyone escape.
10:28Aren't you listening?
10:28We're trying to help you.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Your prisoner clovered you and ran off.
10:32We only took your gun because you nearly blew our heads off back there.
10:35Who do you think you are, Jack Bauer?
10:37You impede Chatoon in duties.
10:41Sentence is execution.
10:42I don't think you're in any shape to execute anyone, let alone your only friends on this planet.
10:48Your prisoner hit you pretty hard.
10:49Who is he?
10:50More importantly, how dangerous is he?
10:52He is destroyer of worlds.
10:56He is destroyer of worlds.
10:56Here.
11:14For the blood.
11:15I, Taibo, captain of 1005th Chatoon Guard.
11:29I'm very pleased to meet you, captain.
11:31But what I really want to know is, who was your prisoner?
11:34Androvex the Annihilator.
11:37Wanted in five galaxies, twelve counts of global destruction.
11:43And you let him get away?
11:44Whoops.
11:45Here's your butt, Rhino-Burgle.
11:46When you get back to the station.
11:51Didn't you have him in handcuffs or something?
11:53Prisoner was secured.
11:55I do not answer to humans.
11:58You crashed.
11:59And let some creature that has already destroyed twelve planets loose on our world.
12:03I think you answer to all of us, captain Taibo.
12:06I will recapture.
12:09Nani!
12:11Julie!
12:14What was that?
12:15Luke, Rani, stay with captain Taibo.
12:17Clyde, come with me.
12:20And leave the gun.
12:24Wait for me.
12:28It's a monster.
12:45It's all right.
12:48It's gone.
12:48It's gone now.
12:49You're safe.
12:50It...
12:51It took my mummy.
12:55Don't worry.
12:56Sarah Jane will find your prisoner.
12:58Hello, Mum?
12:59Luke?
13:01How is captain Taibo?
13:02I think he's going to be all right.
13:04I need you and Rani to keep him occupied.
13:06We're over in that church hall that we passed.
13:08Keep him out of the way for as long as you can.
13:11We think Androvax has taken a little girl's mum hostage.
13:13I have to find them first.
13:15Okay, Mum.
13:16We'll take care of him.
13:17Stay alert?
13:18Yes, we'll be careful.
13:20Bye.
13:24Mum thinks Androvax is heading back to the crash site.
13:32I hunt.
13:33I've had a look around.
13:40There's no sign of Androvax or Jibby's mum.
13:42I don't understand.
13:43What would a destroyer of worlds
13:45want with a little girl's mum?
13:49I don't know.
13:50A hostage may be something to bargain with.
13:52But Androvax doesn't know captain Taibo very well, does he?
13:55Taibo won't let something like a human
13:57get in the way of his trigger finger.
13:59Which is exactly why we have to find Androvax
14:01before Taibo does.
14:03If it hasn't been a work loop,
14:04Taibo's going to realise sooner or later
14:05that we're having him on.
14:07I don't know about you,
14:07but I don't know that you do
14:08and have much of a sense of humour.
14:10Mum, we just need some time.
14:11If Taibo catches up with Androvax before she does,
14:13that girl's mum won't stand a charm.
14:15If he catches on to us,
14:16neither will we.
14:20It was a monster.
14:23It was an alien, not a monster.
14:26Aliens, they're people, just like us.
14:28They just look a bit different.
14:31That's all.
14:31No, it was scary.
14:34It looked horrible.
14:40We probably look pretty awful to him too.
14:43This is a strange place to him.
14:45I'm sure he's just as scared as you are.
14:48Sarah Jane's right.
14:49I reckon he just wants your mum to help him
14:52phone home or something.
14:54But the important thing is
14:59you have to trust me, Julie.
15:01You have to trust me to find your mum
15:03and to look after you.
15:04I trust you, Sarah Jane.
15:06Well, good.
15:14Then perhaps you can tell me
15:16why my scanner has been reading you
15:18as not really human.
15:19Sarah Jane, stay where you are.
15:27What do you want?
15:28I'm at the top of the Jadoon's most wanted list.
15:34I want to stay there.
15:38Let Sarah Jane go.
15:39I don't think so.
15:45Androvac's not here.
15:59Did not return.
16:00No trace.
16:01You lie.
16:02No, it wasn't a lie.
16:04It was a mistake.
16:05There's a difference.
16:05Big difference.
16:06A mistake isn't a crime.
16:07Even to the Jadoon.
16:14Give to me.
16:16That's my phone.
16:17Communication device cost time.
16:19No good.
16:21Give.
16:22Better than being executed, I suppose.
16:24But I want that back.
16:25That was a birthday.
16:27Frozen.
16:28No more mistake.
16:50This must be where Androvac's took me off,
16:52not hostage.
16:53Looks like Sarah Jane's gone now,
16:54so maybe we're okay.
16:55Androvac's was here.
16:57Evidence of humans also.
17:00Could have been anyone.
17:03Trace.
17:04Transbody fusion energy.
17:06What's that?
17:08What are you doing?
17:27Source located.
17:44Clyde.
17:48He's in a trance state.
17:49I see my mum just like us
17:50when Mrs. Wyrmwood kidnapped her.
17:52Clyde.
17:52Wake up.
17:53Where's mum?
17:53Method ineffective.
17:59Get off!
18:01What happened?
18:03Androvac's, he stepped inside her.
18:06He did what?
18:07Where's mum?
18:08No, it was weird.
18:09It was like he just stepped inside her body.
18:12Androvac's is veil life form.
18:15Can hide inside bodies of other beings.
18:18And you didn't think to tell us?
18:20Knowledge not relevant.
18:22Not relevant?
18:23Well, now your escaped prisoner
18:24is hiding inside my mum.
18:26I'd say that's pretty relevant,
18:27wouldn't you?
18:28Is that the girl?
18:29I think we'd better get going.
18:31You might be difficult to explain.
18:32Her mum's waking up too.
18:33Come on.
18:36Yeah.
18:37And has anyone got a towel?
18:39Cool.
18:44Yeah.
18:48Yeah.
18:48Yeah.
18:53Okay.
18:53Mr. Smith, I need you.
19:20This is crazy.
19:21If we're going to find Sarah-Jane or Androvax, whatever, then we're going to need a lift.
19:25Who's going to stop for him?
19:27We could say it's fancy dress.
19:31Quick, get him out of sight!
19:33Transplantation.
19:36Lord, that's the police.
19:38Then they will cooperate.
19:40This cannot be good.
19:44Commenteering your vehicle.
19:48That's an order.
19:49What's going on?
19:50Uh, he's from out of town.
19:53Requisition slip.
19:58I'd take it if I were you.
19:59Come on, let's get out of here.
20:01Cooperation appreciated.
20:04Let's go.
20:08Are you sure you can drive?
20:10I am trained to pilot all methods of apprehension.
20:20Handbrake unnecessary.
20:21Sarah-Jane, you look different.
20:36Thank you, Mr. Smith.
20:37You could say I've had someone walk into my life.
20:41I'm detecting an alien presence.
20:44Ignore it.
20:44Ignore it.
20:45But my analysis suggests that it's a veiled life form.
20:48Mr. Smith, is your central processor fully functioning?
20:55I believe so.
20:56If you wanted to stay that way, you'd do what you're supposed to do and obey me.
21:01Got that?
21:02Yes, Sarah-Jane.
21:03Understood.
21:04Good.
21:04Then maybe we can get started.
21:08You are the most powerful computer on this odd little planet, aren't you?
21:15I'm a Xylok.
21:16I'm more than a computer.
21:17But you can infiltrate any computer system on Earth, no matter how they're defended.
21:22Isn't that right?
21:22If that were Sarah-Jane I was talking to, she wouldn't need to ask.
21:27I am Sarah-Jane.
21:29I've just been upgraded.
21:31And you will obey me.
21:35Because, as I understand it, that is what you're programmed to do.
21:43That is your purpose.
21:46What do you want, Miss Smith?
21:49That's better.
21:52Can't you go any faster?
21:58Speed limit, 30 miles an hour.
22:00What is it with you?
22:01Don't they get started in Hutch repeat, sing to Doomland?
22:04It is law.
22:05It's a police car.
22:06You can turn on the blues and twos.
22:09Undercover operation.
22:19Hi, Bo.
22:20What are you doing?
22:21No, no, no, no, no.
22:22Now, try to run.
22:24Now it's conceded permitted levels.
22:26Turn down.
22:35Have a nice day.
22:43Man?
22:43According to this brochure, this building stretches back for miles.
22:57Well, a long way anyway.
22:59It says here, the square footage is the biggest in West London.
23:03Is it really?
23:04I hope I've got enough plants.
23:08Oh, might have to get a second van load.
23:11This is ridiculous, Keita.
23:12You're going to get us arrested.
23:14Oh, don't be such a wet blanket, Teresh.
23:16You're not in school now, you know.
23:18No, but I'd still like to have a job there tomorrow.
23:20No one's going to arrest you.
23:22We're not breaking any laws.
23:23I've read about this sort of thing.
23:26People go about, dead at night, planting flowers and bushes around the city.
23:31Guerrilla planting, they call it.
23:32Except we're not planting in the city.
23:34We're dumping dozens of plants in the reception of a major corporation.
23:38You've had some balmy ideas, Keita, but this beats them all.
23:42Wait till they see how much nicer all this unfriendly glass and steel will look with some flowers and greenery.
23:48I still think sending them a letter, a brochure, would be a more conventional approach.
23:53You see, conventional.
23:55That's your problem, my darling.
23:57If you want to grow in corporate floristry, you have to learn to think outside the seed box.
24:01It's a plant-eat-plant-world, Herresh, believe me.
24:04Now, come on.
24:08I'm careful with that juice plant.
24:15There's no car.
24:18Mum isn't here.
24:19Doesn't mean she hasn't been.
24:20Come on.
24:20No, andromax must keep looking.
24:23No, you can't go stomping round the street.
24:25You're an alien.
24:26Someone's going to notice.
24:27Yeah, if Mum was here, there could be a clue as to where they've gone now.
24:30Clue?
24:31Oh, boy.
24:32Don't they teach you anything in Jadoon Police Academy?
24:36All I need.
24:37Well, what's that?
24:39Jadoon recovery mission entered solar space.
24:42More Jadoon?
24:43Why does that not sound like a good thing?
24:45Androvax not escape.
24:47And what about my mum?
24:48Androvax capture and trial.
24:50Priority.
24:51Humans irrelevant.
24:52Turbo ship crossed the solar system in 45 minutes, remember?
24:55We've got to find Sarah Jane before they get here.
24:59Trace.
25:00Transbody fusion energy.
25:02Androvax was here.
25:04I've moved the van.
25:11At least they won't do us for obstruction as well.
25:14Oh, Rish.
25:14Just chill out.
25:16There.
25:17Perfect.
25:18Do you want to tell me what you think you're doing?
25:19Oh, hello.
25:24Here's my card.
25:26Geeta Chandra.
25:27Florist.
25:28Blooming lovely.
25:29Blooming marvellous.
25:31I think you'd better come with me.
25:33What did I tell you?
25:35You and your bright ideas?
25:36Stop worrying.
25:37I told you.
25:39Sarah knows it's chief executive.
25:40It's all going to be fine.
25:42They were doing what?
25:56Plants.
25:57What sort of plants?
26:02Hello again, Mr. York.
26:04Sonic lipstick.
26:11Handy little dolly.
26:12Especially for getting in places I shouldn't be.
26:14Security.
26:15You're wasting your time, Mr. York.
26:17I've disabled the entire Genetech communication system.
26:21I have to tell you, it seems a pretty extreme way of continuing our conversation, Miss Smith.
26:31I'm done talking, Mr. York.
26:34I want your nanoforms.
26:38What?
26:39They're going to build me something.
26:42Something very special.
26:46Mrs. Smith, we need you.
26:47Luke, Clark, run, run.
26:53Get out of the house, now.
26:55I don't understand.
26:56Sarah Jane has instructed my self-detonation protocols to initiate on activation.
27:01I will explode in 60 seconds.
27:03The explosion will destroy all of the animal growth.
27:07You must run, now.
27:17The nanoforms, they're multiplying.
27:21They're responding to my programming.
27:24The safety protocols can't cope with that rate of multiplication.
27:28They'll swarm.
27:28I'm releasing them to build my ship.
27:31They get into the environment.
27:33They take the whole planet apart.
27:34Do your work.
27:38Destroy Earth.
27:40The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:42The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:43The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:44The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:45The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:46The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:47The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:48The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:49The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:50The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:51The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:52The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
27:53The nanoforms, they're coming to build my ship.
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