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The Sarah Jane Adventures S04E03 The Vault of Secrets Pt 1
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00:0113 Bannerman Road is where Sarah James Smith lives.
00:05And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:08There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall,
00:11her son, a genetically engineered boy genius,
00:15a schoolgirl investigator across the road,
00:18and a whole universe of adventure,
00:20right here on the doorstep.
00:23Ready? Always.
00:53For more information,
00:55visit www.fema.gov.
00:59We'll have a new website.
01:00We'll have a new website.
01:02The next video?
01:03See you on Twitter!
01:04This is a website!
01:06So this website is a website.
01:08Take care!
01:10We've got a new website.
01:11So this is a website.
01:13And also there's a website.
01:14And I'll see you on Twitter!
01:16I'll see you on Twitter as you can.
01:18I'll see you on Twitter.
01:19I'll see you on Twitter.
01:51What?
02:03Open!
02:05You've got to open!
02:12Two access discs!
02:21Prepare to be incinerated.
02:33Incinerated.
02:55Ah!
02:57Ah!
03:13Human bodies...
03:15Useless.
03:33She is unconscious.
03:35The veil has gone.
03:37We will find him.
03:43Oh boy, it's looking like a beautiful morning on Mars today.
03:47The dust storms have subsided.
03:49We've got a really clear view.
03:51Oh!
03:52You'll never guess what Mum's done.
03:54Hi there!
03:55Guess what?
03:56Shh!
03:57Hey, Ronnie!
03:58How are ya?
03:59Luke!
04:00Great, thanks.
04:01How's Oxford?
04:02So brilliant.
04:03Can you two keep it down?
04:04We need to time this to the second.
04:06Mars probe systems operational.
04:08Continuing on programmed route.
04:10Is that Mars?
04:11It's a feed from the latest Mars robot probe.
04:14Sarah Jane's about to upset NASA big time.
04:17The Mars rover will be in sight of target in 20 seconds.
04:21So, how's everybody doing at school?
04:23Oh, you know.
04:24Clyde's still winding Dad up.
04:26How are those uni mates getting on?
04:28He says they live off baked beans and curry.
04:30Must be like living with the slitheen.
04:32Get ready, Mr Smith.
04:34Approaching point of visibility.
04:37Jamming signal now.
04:39Hey, where did the signal go?
04:42We've lost contact with the probe.
04:44Powering down NASA probe.
04:47Well done, Mr Smith.
04:49Looks like NASA just lost yet another Mars probe.
04:52What was that?
04:53On the horizon?
04:54An ancient civilisation.
04:56Ancient and terrible.
04:58Some of Mars' secrets are best left undiscovered.
05:01You see, that's what Mum does now that I'm not around to keep on eyeing her.
05:04Sabotages NASA probes.
05:05She's so out of control.
05:07Only the ones heading for trouble.
05:09So, guess what?
05:11What?
05:12What?
05:13Oh, where Mum's dragged my dad.
05:16My name is Gita Chandra.
05:21And I've seen aliens.
05:27Welcome to the British UFO Research and Paranormal Studies Society.
05:32Ealing branch.
05:35Well, we've all seen them.
05:37What were yours like?
05:39Rhinoceros men.
05:40And another one.
05:41Like a lizard.
05:44I thank Tussi.
05:45Move along.
05:46Oh, this is my husband, Horesh.
05:47We both saw them.
05:48Oh, this is my husband, Horesh. We both saw them.
06:04Hello.
06:10This is my card, by the way. Blooming lovely.
06:14Flowers for flower people.
06:16Oh, I do love fresh flowers.
06:18Oh, I do home deliveries.
06:19I've got a new ad in the Echo, you see, and I was checking it out when I saw your group advertised,
06:24and I just had to come, Miss Waters, and tell you what ads we'd seen.
06:28Oh, call me Ocean.
06:30So many people feel awkward, even embarrassed, admitting to a close encounter,
06:35but we at Burps believe you should let it all out.
06:39Well, I feel better for it.
06:42Ealing is the centre of so much alien activity.
06:45And Friday is our monthly UFO watch.
06:49We had some very interesting sightings last time.
06:52I'm Melvin, by the way. Melvin Minton.
06:56But call me Minty.
06:58I'll be doing tomato and lentil soup.
07:01Sounds thrilling.
07:03Believe me, Mr. Chandra, Ealing is a thrilling place.
07:07The aliens are watching us.
07:09And maybe just waiting for the right moment.
07:22No, I'm not listening to you enough.
07:23Geeta, they're called Burps.
07:28They're a bunch of windbags.
07:30Why do you refuse to believe what you've seen with your own eyes?
07:33I'm not denying aliens exist, but whatever they were doing here was a one-off.
07:37You're not going to see them again.
07:39The alien was one of them.
07:46The alien.
07:47The lizard one.
07:49I swear to you, I saw it.
07:50Oh, yes.
07:51Very funny, yeah.
07:53It ran into Sarah's drive.
07:58Now, you go and have a look, my darling.
08:00Me?
08:00What about you?
08:01Hello?
08:24Anybody there?
08:31I warn you, I'm armed.
08:47Mesh?
08:49Dad, what are you doing?
08:51I'm sorry.
08:53Geeta thought she'd seen someone suspicious.
08:55And you thought they needed a hand change in a tyre?
08:57Yeah. She thought she'd seen the lizard alien we saw at Genetech.
09:04An alien? My God!
09:06She dragged me to this UFO society this morning, burps.
09:09Pardon me?
09:10Exactly. I think it's got her imagination running wild.
09:13Do you know what your mother's like?
09:14Yeah, well, she thought she saw Elvis at a post office.
09:17Well, if I see any aliens, I'll be sure to let Geeta know.
09:20Actually, um, please keep it to yourself.
09:22Geeta's had enough close encounters.
09:27See you later, Rani. Macaroni cheese for tea.
09:33Oh, great.
09:35I thought you said your dad's macaroni cheese was, like, eating superglue.
09:39We should go back up to the attic. Use Mr. Smith.
09:43What for? Androvax?
09:45No way. Look, the Jadoon took him prisoner.
09:47He's not coming back here. Why would he?
09:49It's like your dad said, your mum's just seeing things.
09:51On the other hand, Androvax is a genocidal killer who destroyed 12 worlds,
09:56let alone the nasty habit he has of jumping into other people's bodies.
09:59So if he is here, that can only be trouble.
10:02Which is why we should ask Mr. Smith for help now.
10:04I don't need Mr. Smith. I can do a scan right here.
10:08Ooh, that is not good.
10:11No, it isn't, is it, Androvax?
10:15Mum?
10:15I don't want to be careful.
10:22It only takes a second for Androvax to take a party.
10:27Mr. Smith, I need you now.
10:36Rani, I sense you're not quite yourself today.
10:41You're just as annoying as you were the last time I was here.
10:43And I hoped we'd seen the last of you then.
10:46I don't mean you harm.
10:48What?
10:49And that's why you jumped into Rani, is it?
10:51Get out of her, you freak.
10:52I didn't expect a warm welcome.
10:55You were right.
10:55Whatever it is you want,
10:57I remember exactly what it's like having you under my skin.
10:59Now release her.
11:02Are you okay?
11:03Yeah.
11:04Yeah, I'm fine.
11:05Sarah Jane Smith,
11:06I need your help.
11:08My hearing must be going.
11:10Did Androvax, the destroyer of worlds,
11:12just ask us for help?
11:13Like we're going to swallow that?
11:15I release the young female.
11:18Call it a token of my integrity.
11:20Mr. Smith, containment vortex.
11:23I'll call that a token of my not being taken for a fool.
11:27I'm going to salvage what's left of my Saturday at Bagmonton.
11:34Are you coming or sticking to space shuttles instead of shuttlecocks?
11:40Enjoy your game, my darling.
11:43I don't suppose you'll be able to play
11:44once the lizard people make us all their slaves.
12:06Hello?
12:06Is that ocean?
12:09It's Gita Chandra.
12:11Yes, that's right.
12:12Guess what?
12:14I've seen them again.
12:17Here.
12:18In Bannerman Road.
12:21You won't get out of there.
12:22So you can forget any idea of body jumping, any of us?
12:25Taking a body gives me more strength, a little more time.
12:30For what?
12:31What's wrong with you?
12:32What if he's putting it on?
12:34No.
12:35He's ill.
12:36Really ill.
12:38I felt it.
12:38I'm detecting the poison of the Moxelon Swamp Viper.
12:42The Jadoon have a prison on one of the swamp worlds of the Chalisteral Cluster.
12:4720 million square centons of stinking quagmire.
12:50Sounds lovely.
12:51Not many escape from there.
12:53Swamp Viper toxin is fatal.
12:55Androvax is dying.
12:57I don't have much time.
12:58I need you to help me.
12:59Help save my people.
13:01Your species is dead.
13:03Your planet turned into a ball of ice when its star died.
13:05At my trial, they told me before our planet was destroyed, my people launched a ship.
13:11Aboard it were a hundred of my kind in cryogenic sleep.
13:14But they crashed.
13:16On Earth?
13:1740 years ago.
13:20Androvax?
13:21I'm reading heightened pulse rates and increasing blood pressure.
13:26Imprisoned.
13:27I met a Bukum pirate who'd acquired the activated disc to the vault here on Earth.
13:32That's where the ship now rests.
13:34Hold on.
13:35Who puts a crushed spaceship into a vault?
13:38Just how big is that going to be?
13:39The vault needs two discs.
13:42I need Mr. Smith to help me crack the vault's second code.
13:44You've got to help me.
13:46I have destroyed 12 planets.
13:4812 civilizations.
13:50Please help me save just one.
13:55You can't trust him, Sarah Jane.
13:57You of all people know that.
13:58Of course I do.
13:59Of course I do.
13:59Androvax taking control of my body was one of the worst experiences of my life.
14:04But I was inside his mind just as much as he was in mine and I felt his pain and his grief.
14:10He raged against the universe for taking his people.
14:12And almost destroyed Earth.
14:13I know, but if that is a vault, and there is a chance of saving a species, whatever Androvax has done, I can't ignore them.
14:23Hello, Sarah.
14:26These are my friends, Ocean and Minty.
14:28You sound like a two.
14:31Lovely to meet you.
14:33We're Burps.
14:34Oh, better out than in, I'm sure.
14:36British UFO Research and Paranormal Studies Society.
14:41Healing branch.
14:43Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have much time for flying saucers.
14:45Unless they've got a cup of tea on board.
14:46And actually, we're in a hurry.
14:48We understand there's been an alien sighting.
14:50Mum, it was someone messing about.
14:53I know what I saw, Ronnie.
14:55There was an alien, and it ran right up your drive, Sarah.
14:58Well, I'm very proud of my begonias.
15:00I didn't realise they were cosmic must-see.
15:02We're very used to scepticism, Miss Smith.
15:05They just want to do some tests.
15:07Invented this myself.
15:10Anything that passes through the outer layer of the atmosphere picks up beta particles,
15:14including extraterrestrial visitors.
15:17This will find them.
15:19An alien detector.
15:20How clever.
15:21Have you thought of taking it on Dragon's Den?
15:23Promise you we won't damage anything.
15:28Do you think that is my kid's friend, Angela?
15:41Pretty sure it won't, Matt.
15:46It was working properly this morning, honestly.
15:52Have you got another one?
15:53How creepy is this place?
16:03St. Jude's Hospital.
16:06It's not a hospital.
16:08It's an asylum.
16:15Judging from the signs outside, someone still owns this place.
16:19Along with a vault beginning to hide a spaceship.
16:21Well, the vault must be hyper-dimensional.
16:24Which means exactly?
16:26Well, the entrance might be here on Earth, but the vault itself is somewhere else.
16:30What?
16:30We're going to for a veil ship?
16:32And maybe more besides.
16:41But if this ship crashed on Earth and now it's in some sort of vault...
16:44Who put it there?
16:45It's just what I'd like to find out.
16:46And maybe the answer is through here.
17:01The asylum has been compromised.
17:04Take us back.
17:05Oh, I could do some light down here.
17:15Some people have a sonic lipstick.
17:17Me?
17:18I've got a light up to watch.
17:19Well, if you ask me, the other side of this store is not a place you want to be.
17:33Well, let's find out.
17:35Light's a motion activated.
17:51Uh-oh.
17:53I think we just found where Daddy Bear sleeps with Mommy Bear and Baby Bear.
17:57Come on.
17:58The question is, where are their occupants?
18:14And I don't think this equipment ever belonged to the NHS.
18:17It's alien.
18:19Oh.
18:20I'm sure that's a transmat device.
18:23There's no power to it.
18:26Ronnie?
18:26Well, someone really needs a scrapbook.
18:38Some of these go back to now.
18:40No, the 1950s.
18:43Why would aliens keep newspaper clippings about UFOs?
18:47BTs or big egos?
18:511972.
18:53That's Ocean Waters.
18:54Home's friend.
18:56She was kidnapped by aliens.
18:58That must be why she started burps.
19:00I wonder if she'd had a better name for it.
19:03Everyone might have taken her more seriously.
19:05Come on.
19:08Picking up more alien energies.
19:10The vault?
19:11Could be.
19:12You know what I'm thinking?
19:13Is this a good idea?
19:15I mean, whether a whole race of body-popping aliens is something the universe really needs?
19:19Androfex did some terrible things, but that doesn't mean his entire species is better off extinct.
19:27Stay where you are.
19:30Oh, boy.
19:32Men in black.
19:33So where's Will Smith?
19:34My name is Sarah Jane Smith.
19:37Thank you for the introduction.
19:39But all I'm interested in is the activator disc.
19:42Well, unlike you, I prefer to know who I'm dealing with.
19:45My name is Dred.
19:47Mr. Dred.
19:48Well, they don't sound like any bundle of laughs, that's for sure.
19:55The veil is not among you.
19:57Veil?
19:59Androfex?
20:00Says this could save his species.
20:02That they're held here in a hyper-dimensional vault.
20:04Now, would you know anything about that, Mr. Dred?
20:07These are off-world matters.
20:11Humans are irrelevant.
20:13Earth is my planet.
20:15And believe me, that makes me very relevant.
20:17Now, where is the other disc?
20:19We do not have it.
20:20Its security is assured.
20:22One alone is useless.
20:24Give me the activator disc and bring me the veil.
20:27Or prepare to be incinerated.
20:35Oh, that's, uh...
20:38That's handy.
20:41They're androids.
20:42Get back!
20:47Doesn't work.
20:54Run!
20:58Get out!
20:59Without the second activator disc, they are irrelevant.
21:22If they present a danger, we will cauterize it.
21:31We just met your friend, Mr. Dredd.
21:34The man in black.
21:35Yeah, he's an android with a laser blaster up his sleeve.
21:37Thanks for mentioning that.
21:39Androids dressed in black.
21:41They were instruments of the Alliance of Shades.
21:43Which is what?
21:44An alien initiative to inhibit human awareness of extraterrestrial life.
21:49The men in black operated in the period 1953 to 1972.
21:53During this time, they reputedly wiped the memories of people who encountered aliens
21:57and engineered the disposal of off-world debris.
22:00Apparently into a hyperdimensional vault, which the men in black are still guarding.
22:0572.
22:06That's when Ocean Waters was abducted.
22:08We need to find out everything we can about Mr. Dredd.
22:10We should talk to Ms. Waters.
22:11Searching for her address now, Sarah Jane.
22:15If Fred wiped her memory, you'll learn nothing.
22:17But if I come with you...
22:18No, Androvax.
22:19If I take her body, I will find her memories of the men in black.
22:22She will be unharmed.
22:24I can't ask anyone to let you take them over.
22:26It will be her choice.
22:27I know what I'd say.
22:28Anyway, I'd freak the minute I saw him.
22:31Mr. Smith, deactivate the containment vortex.
22:34What are you doing?
22:39Androvax will have to travel there in me.
22:40Old friends reunited.
22:44Mo!
22:47If something goes wrong with this, we need you.
22:52Take me, Androvax.
22:54Do it now.
22:59Clyde?
23:00Ocean Waters.
23:13Well, Miss Smith, this is a surprise.
23:16I'm afraid our alien hunt was something of a lost cause.
23:19A minor malfunction.
23:21Don't really understand it.
23:23The bi-conductor is working.
23:27Yes.
23:28That's working all right.
23:29Well, my visit is more of a professional nature.
23:32I'm a journalist.
23:34And given your expertise in the field of ufology,
23:37I was wondering what you could tell me about men in black.
23:40And have you ever met Mr. Dread?
23:45I've seen him.
23:48I don't believe it.
23:50This is you've seen him.
23:52He must be so old now.
23:54He's surprisingly sprightly.
23:56But, Ocean, I need you to tell me what you know about him
23:58and why are you so pleased?
24:00Because it proves he exists.
24:02That I'm not mad.
24:05No one would ever believe me.
24:07About the abduction, about the men in black.
24:10It's been almost 40 years.
24:12Sometimes I've even asked myself if I was mad.
24:15But you remember them.
24:16Not the details.
24:18Nothing you could call evidence.
24:21That's what they do to you.
24:24When I try to remember my head,
24:25it just gets filled with this bright green.
24:28Glow.
24:30But I remember him.
24:32Mr. Dread.
24:33Nothing could wipe out that face.
24:35That's why she founded Burps.
24:37It's been her life.
24:39Trying to find some way of proving what really happened to her.
24:45Oh, my.
24:49My.
24:51I don't think Mr. Dread just wiped your memory, Ocean.
24:55I think he left something with you for safekeeping in 1972.
24:59Somehow this has always felt so special.
25:02I have no idea where it came from, where I bought it or found it.
25:05It's just always felt so precious.
25:08I haven't taken it off in 40 years.
25:10Oh, Magifax Moon.
25:15It's picking up aliens.
25:16It's working.
25:24Prepare to be incinerated.
25:25It's you!
25:35Mom!
25:37Wait, you'll barely hear about this!
25:40They'll kill my mom.
25:41But we will save your planet.
25:43You want to get a new motor, mate?
25:45I'll take this one.
25:47You mean if something's gonna happen, it's gonna happen?
25:50Yeah.
25:55You don't need my mom.
25:56You can take me.
26:00Will you still help me
26:01when the rebirth of my civilization
26:04means the end of yours?
26:26Yes.
26:29Oh.
26:30You know what?
26:33I hope I do so.
26:38I win.
26:43Yeah.