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00:00:30Another message from Carlos?

00:00:31He never gets tired.

00:00:32What are you saying?

00:00:33I don't know, I don't read it anymore.

00:00:34But why are you dating him if you don't like him?

00:00:36Because if you tell him no, he gets much more annoying.

00:00:40Do you realize?

00:00:42This is the first time since we met that we both have a steady boyfriend.

00:00:46Yours is pathetic, but oh well.

00:00:50And yours isn't.

00:00:52Well, the important thing is that we have a boyfriend.

00:00:53How are you, my love?

00:00:54The difference is that you have to see him every day.

00:00:56Hello darling.

00:00:57I don't see that much of a difference.

00:01:00Carlos, seeing if there's a lot going on isn't good for a relationship.

00:01:03The more I see you, the less I miss you.

00:01:04And you want me to miss you, don't you?

00:01:05Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:07But anyway, you'll have missed me by tonight, I'm sure.

00:01:09We can go out for dinner.

00:01:10And I've arranged to meet Belén.

00:01:12Since she got a boyfriend, she's become boring and she doesn't even know it.

00:01:15Well, it doesn't matter.

00:01:16The four of us can get together for dinner, just the two of us.

00:01:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:19Like couples.

00:01:20Okay, listen, I know a seafood restaurant that serves amazing spider crabs and baby eels.

00:01:24Oh, darling, Belén and Emilio can't afford that.

00:01:26They're not going to feel comfortable.

00:01:27Because?

00:01:28Tonight they're showing "Summer Blue" and I've heard it's really good.

00:01:30I haven't seen it.

00:01:31Look, if it's about the money, don't worry, man, it's on me.

00:01:33But anyway, I record it and that way I skip the ads quickly.

00:01:35Okay, I'll pick you up at ten, okay?

00:01:37Hey, I'll bring my dad's car.

00:01:39It's a big Mercedes, Titan Silver colored.

00:01:45But what's your deal?

00:01:46Crown for life?

00:01:47Emilio, this is supposed to be the first time you and I have gone to a seafood restaurant.

00:01:51Us, all week.

00:01:52And we've called Telecentollo that many times.

00:01:55No one can live here, here, here.

00:01:58Not here, not here.

00:02:00Every day is like this.

00:02:02I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:04I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:07I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:09No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:12Not here, not here.

00:02:13No, no, no.

00:02:14No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:16Not here, not here.

00:02:17No no.

00:02:18The house of rumba begins.

00:02:20I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:22My neighbors watch and listen to me.

00:02:25I can't stand being in this place.

00:02:27Otherwise, not all my neighbors have them here.

00:02:29If not, come to my apartment.

00:02:30Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:02:32Where clowns cry, thieves rob us.

00:02:34And the stones kiss each other in something to tell.

00:02:37Put it in a cocktail shaker.

00:02:41It was an earthquake and a huge explosion.

00:02:45Yeah.

00:02:46And you'll have this ladder.

00:02:50No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:53Not here, not here.

00:02:55There is no river here, here, here.

00:02:59I can't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:01I'm just looking for a peaceful neighborhood.

00:03:04And I wake up your little friend in the churro.

00:03:06No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:09No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:11No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:14No.

00:03:17Oh, what's going on here?

00:03:19Lucia, I can't come to work tonight because my grandmother is having surgery.

00:03:23Uh, yes, I have problems too.

00:03:26Okay, okay, we'll talk later, alright?

00:03:27I'm with some clients.

00:03:28That's my thing.

00:03:31Wow, that's intense!

00:03:33Ah, Chayanne!

00:03:34What is Chayanne?

00:03:35It's Tony Romero the bullfighter.

00:03:36Yes, they're getting married in secret and tonight they're having their reception here.

00:03:40Please, uh.

00:03:40Hey, Tony! Tony!

00:03:42Good.

00:03:43Hey, my grandma can have surgery another day, she can wait 24 hours.

00:03:46No, no, no, I don't need you, I've hired waiters, really.

00:03:49I have a lot riding on tonight.

00:03:50Please, the most important thing is that no curious people come.

00:03:53Uh, no, no, no, no, they're waitresses, but come on, they're leaving now.

00:03:56Tony, can you sign an autograph for me? It's for my boyfriend, Emilio.

00:03:59His father was also a bullfighter.

00:04:01Oh, honey, isn't this place a bit shabby for dinner?

00:04:04It's the same.

00:04:04As long as the tabloids don't come around, I'm fed up with those people.

00:04:07I'm tired of breaking cameras.

00:04:08Ah yes, they are very annoying, the same thing happens to me.

00:04:10No, no, no, don't worry, okay?

00:04:12Nobody is coming in here.

00:04:13And besides, we're all very discreet, right?

00:04:15Hey!

00:04:16Tony Romero and his girlfriend are here!

00:04:19Wow!

00:04:19Where is?

00:04:20Where is?

00:04:21I have to give him two kisses.

00:04:22They're the cook and her assistant, but come on, they're not going to get out of there.

00:04:26Sign my apron!

00:04:29I love it when I do chores!

00:04:30When I arrived in Malaga, I lost consciousness.

00:04:33Look!

00:04:33Against the corner of the table.

00:04:35Don't pay any attention to him, he tripped over the dog.

00:04:37Hey, when are you getting married?

00:04:39Because that's all anyone talks about in magazines.

00:04:41Are they getting married here?

00:04:42No!

00:04:43Okay, you can all go away and relax, everything's under control, okay?

00:04:45And besides, don't worry, it's going to be a beautiful wedding.

00:04:49Yes, let's go.

00:04:50Put on your glasses, there might be people outside.

00:04:54And you haven't said a word about this, have you?

00:04:55I'm asking you, please.

00:04:56Toni!

00:04:57Can you sign one for my brother?

00:04:58Celene!

00:04:58He has no class.

00:05:00Too bad!

00:05:01I'm going to miss it.

00:05:02I have to go see Aunt Chelo.

00:05:03Don't worry.

00:05:04I take the photographs and sell the exclusive rights.

00:05:07Oh, what scum!

00:05:09We inaugurated the boiler and nobody came.

00:05:10It's the same.

00:05:11Neighbors, with the new boiler that has been installed,

00:05:14Our community is fully entering the 21st century

00:05:17and it is at the forefront of the communities in this city

00:05:19in thermal matters.

00:05:21Yes, now the only thing is to figure out how we're going to pay for it.

00:05:23The important thing is done, which is to deceive the bank.

00:05:26And you, read the manual carefully.

00:05:28Here, whoever breaks it pays.

00:05:29Mr. John, why don't you read it yourself first?

00:05:31And does it highlight the most important part for me?

00:05:33Emilio, I give you the honor of placing the first order for diesel fuel.

00:05:36Ah, thank you very much.

00:05:37I will try to live up to expectations.

00:05:39Be careful with the instruction manual.

00:05:41It looks like an encyclopedia.

00:05:44Why do you need four suitcases if you're only going away for two days?

00:05:48That's in case you get lucky.

00:05:49When I return, I want to find the house as I left it.

00:05:52I've taken the chicken fillets out of the freezer,

00:05:54You can make them breaded.

00:05:55And don't forget to water the plants

00:05:57And dust yourselves off, I know you.

00:05:58Yes, shut up already.

00:06:00Thank you very much, Andrés, for helping me.

00:06:01You are a man of a kind that no longer exists.

00:06:03It doesn't surprise me.

00:06:04Ladies, are you going on a trip?

00:06:06What a relief!

00:06:07No, I'm going by myself.

00:06:09My aunt Chelo has fallen ill

00:06:10and I'm going to the reading of the will.

00:06:12But what a read, if she's still alive.

00:06:14That's why you read it, to see the look on their faces.

00:06:17Ask him for the extra 50 liters, that way I can fill up the car.

00:06:20It's not the same diesel, Dad.

00:06:21Will you shut up already?

00:06:22Excuse me, how long does it take them to look at the truck?

00:06:25Ah, they'll be here in 24 hours.

00:06:27Okay, well then, thank you very much.

00:06:30Dad, do you want to call Mom?

00:06:32It's free.

00:06:32It's Mr. Juan's mobile phone.

00:06:34Not my mom, no way.

00:06:35But I'm here, there's an erotic line.

00:06:37which looks really good.

00:06:38Yes of course.

00:06:39I'll give it to you right now.

00:06:40Tell Lucia not to worry,

00:06:41I've left all the food prepared for the wedding.

00:06:44What wedding?

00:06:45Tony Romero is getting married today

00:06:46and celebrates it at Lucia's restaurant.

00:06:48But we can't say, it's a secret, I'm sorry.

00:06:51Tony Romero, the bullfighter?

00:06:53Don't listen to him.

00:06:54She took three Dramamine pills for the trip

00:06:56and he doesn't know what he's saying.

00:06:57Give me a kiss, or I'll lose my cargo.

00:06:59Oh, your wife is here.

00:07:01This is the last time I fall in love with a married man.

00:07:04And why doesn't that rich girl invite us to that wedding?

00:07:06If you are the president of the community.

00:07:08If someone gets hold of some photos, they'll make a fortune.

00:07:11The exclusive rights have already been sold.

00:07:13They have been given 20 kilos.

00:07:15Damn, you really have to be famous.

00:07:17There's going to be press coverage, Juan.

00:07:19Your political career.

00:07:20I'm going to iron your tuxedo.

00:07:21We haven't been invited.

00:07:23There are always people who can't attend weddings.

00:07:25And empty spaces look bad.

00:07:27What should I wear?

00:07:29And what are you going to do now without Vicenta?

00:07:31Has their kitchen robot gone out of control?

00:07:33I don't know, but I don't clean.

00:07:34If he lives so well with service.

00:07:37Hey, what if we call one of those volunteers?

00:07:40who takes care of elderly people for free?

00:07:42But you don't need them to take care of you.

00:07:44Oh, yes.

00:07:44I even think he looks really bad.

00:07:51Man, I was just about to go wake you up.

00:07:53Well, you still have time.

00:07:54How's it going? Romantic dinner with Diego?

00:07:56Dinner was nice, but then he took me out for a drink.

00:07:59and then another one, and then they treated us to champagne.

00:08:01and then shots.

00:08:03At six in the morning he tells me

00:08:04How strange, you're dancing, and I was just trying to fall over.

00:08:07Don't laugh because at this rate

00:08:08My son's baptism never happened.

00:08:10I really need a quieter life.

00:08:13Fernando was so quiet.

00:08:15She would sit on her sofa reading,

00:08:17We'd open a bottle of wine, chat, I don't know.

00:08:19Yes, but Diego isn't Fernando.

00:08:20Everyone is the way they are.

00:08:22Oh, if you don't like going out partying,

00:08:23Well, tell him to come out.

00:08:24Of course, with how handsome he is, I'll leave him alone.

00:08:26Ah, so you're going to do the shot route?

00:08:27every day because of jealousy.

00:08:28Forgive me, but I'm not jealous.

00:08:30In any case, a tad possessive,

00:08:31But it's not my fault, I'm Latino.

00:08:33I can't help it.

00:08:34I like the sun, paella

00:08:35and don't touch my boyfriend.

00:08:38It's up to you what you do.

00:08:39But when you go out with someone

00:08:40The first month is key.

00:08:41The foundations of the relationship need to be clearly defined.

00:08:43Yes, because the cement dries after that.

00:08:44and you can no longer move your feet.

00:08:45What falls down?

00:08:46What do you want to be, dominant or dominated?

00:08:47I?

00:08:49Dominant, let's see how it feels.

00:08:54How's the king of the party?

00:08:56Come on, get changed, we have plans for today.

00:08:57Ah, no, no, no, no, not at all, eh?

00:08:59Today I choose the plan.

00:09:01Well, well, well,

00:09:01I've been thinking about a cutesy or not trip to the countryside.

00:09:03No, it's just that if you take me for granted...

00:09:04To the countryside?

00:09:05If you don't feel like it, we'll do something else.

00:09:06No, wait, I'll get the blanket and the wine.

00:09:08See, it takes me to the countryside.

00:09:10And how are you?

00:09:11How are you handling the pregnancy?

00:09:12I'm good.

00:09:13Or do you want me to tell you?

00:09:14No, wine is enough for me.

00:09:15This is not Romero, you are neither a bullfighter nor anything, man.

00:09:17If she doesn't come around, they'll give her 20 kilos for her wedding.

00:09:20Vanessa looks amazing, what a stunner.

00:09:22You get tired of that type of woman very quickly.

00:09:24You have no inner life.

00:09:25When sex is over, what do you talk about?

00:09:26I don't know about you, about very few things.

00:09:28Man, the emigrant.

00:09:30How is the rural emergency plan?

00:09:32Have you ever had any luck in your grandparents' village?

00:09:34Did I get lucky?

00:09:35I've been with an amazing girl.

00:09:37His father owns vineyards.

00:09:38We went into the cellar and did it among the barrels.

00:09:41It was like a porn version of Falcon Crest.

00:09:45Nothing, not even a ring.

00:09:47I just can't explain it, and believe me, I've put a lot of work into this, you know?

00:09:49I've tried it with all of them.

00:09:50It's because it's locked.

00:09:51That's testicular pressure.

00:09:52That needs to be addressed.

00:09:53And come on, I don't masturbate.

00:09:55But it is very healthy.

00:09:56It eliminates toxins and dead cells.

00:09:58Look at Paquito's complexion.

00:09:59It used to be said that you would go blind,

00:10:00But it was discovered that it was because you got too close to the magazine.

00:10:03I've always wanted to write a book about that topic.

00:10:05That sells.

00:10:06A self-help book, in the truest sense of the word.

00:10:07Hey, why aren't you going to Lucia's wedding?

00:10:09As?

00:10:10Is she getting married?

00:10:11No, not her.

00:10:12Tony Romero is getting married.

00:10:13But Lucía organizes dinner for him at her restaurant.

00:10:16I'm sure there will be some amazing girls there.

00:10:18It's true.

00:10:18At a wedding, if you don't get any action, it's because you're the priest.

00:10:20Ah, well, I'm in.

00:10:21And I'm worried that if you guys overdo it with the drinking afterwards,

00:10:23Someone will have to drive.

00:10:24But how are you going to sneak into a wedding?

00:10:25If you are not family.

00:10:26I am very religious.

00:10:28For me, we are all brothers and sisters.

00:10:32Hello.

00:10:32I am Nacho Martín,

00:10:34the new volunteer who comes to take care of them.

00:10:35Ah, yes.

00:10:36Come in, come in.

00:10:37Come in, thank you so much for coming.

00:10:39Our little sister has passed away.

00:10:41And we can no longer fend for ourselves.

00:10:44Well, don't worry about anything,

00:10:45that I am already here.

00:10:47Concha, look who's come.

00:10:51Agustín, precious.

00:10:52He's not your grandson.

00:10:54The poor woman is losing her mind.

00:10:56The day I'm gone,

00:10:58I don't know what will become of her.

00:10:59How's Santurce?

00:11:01And there you go,

00:11:02who is the volunteer.

00:11:03Well, tell me then.

00:11:05The poor thing is losing her mind.

00:11:08The day I leave,

00:11:10I don't know what will become of her.

00:11:11Excuse me for sitting down,

00:11:13But ever since I broke my hip,

00:11:15I have some pains.

00:11:17Sit down carefully, carefully.

00:11:19Sorry for the mess,

00:11:20because we have everything so dirty.

00:11:23Well, it's okay.

00:11:24You all stay here watching TV,

00:11:26I'll take care of everything.

00:11:27May God repay you, son.

00:11:29If you could make us something to eat,

00:11:31Because that's what the doctor told us.

00:11:33that we don't cook.

00:11:34It's between the pulse and the cataracts

00:11:37We're going overboard with the salt.

00:11:39Okay, I'll make you something to eat.

00:11:41and I'll leave dinner ready for them.

00:11:42Come on.

00:11:45This works.

00:11:46Hey, let me know about Santurce,

00:11:48I almost burst out laughing.

00:11:51Sorry,

00:11:52They're going to want me to bathe them.

00:11:53before going to bed.

00:11:54No, no, not me.

00:11:56Well, that could be okay.

00:11:57Of course.

00:12:01Fuck,

00:12:02This is indeed incomplete.

00:12:09I would ask Lucia if she'll invite us.

00:12:11and thus we would avoid unnecessary tensions.

00:12:13Clear,

00:12:14And a minister when he goes to a football match

00:12:15It goes to the box office

00:12:16and buy a ticket.

00:12:17Don't think small.

00:12:18Juan,

00:12:18Do you want to pursue a political career or not?

00:12:20I do,

00:12:21but...

00:12:21You are a conservative progressive,

00:12:22You reach the whole world

00:12:23And you also speak English very well.

00:12:25Yeah,

00:12:25but only in private.

00:12:27Well, you're already better at languages than Zapatero.

00:12:28And you know more about geography than Bush.

00:12:31Heading straight to Brussels.

00:12:32A seat for you now.

00:12:33Yeah,

00:12:34the PC,

00:12:35polling party.

00:12:36I'm going to tell the child

00:12:37go online

00:12:38Let's see what the apartments are like there.

00:12:42You're late.

00:12:43It's Nieves,

00:12:44who is obsessed with the wedding

00:12:45and it's driving me crazy.

00:12:46I'm saying that like

00:12:47They all leave in the end,

00:12:49Why don't we stay here?

00:12:50just you and me

00:12:51And we celebrate the new boiler

00:12:52as God commands?

00:12:54No no,

00:12:54No.

00:12:55What's the decision?

00:12:56We can't see each other alone

00:12:57because we already know what happens.

00:13:02Correct.

00:13:02Pure empiricism.

00:13:03So let's listen to the DGT (Spanish Directorate General of Traffic).

00:13:05and we will maintain

00:13:06the safe distance

00:13:07To avoid accidents, huh?

00:13:08Well,

00:13:09See you at the wedding, okay?

00:13:10I bought a very sexy outfit.

00:13:12You'll be wanting me all night.

00:13:14And so on.

00:13:15But you weren't going to take out the trash.

00:13:20We're playing with fire.

00:13:22That's all I'm telling you.

00:13:29I'm not jumping.

00:13:30Mauri, listen to me, listen to me.

00:13:31But how could I possibly enjoy making a bridge?

00:13:32What if I live on the first floor?

00:13:33Pussy!

00:13:34But why didn't you warn me?

00:13:35What were we here to do?

00:13:36Because you would have stayed home.

00:13:37Come on.

00:13:37Of course I would have stayed home.

00:13:38I thought we were going for a walk

00:13:39through the forest,

00:13:40to eat in a quiet place.

00:13:41Which is really cool.

00:13:42You'll regret it

00:13:42if you don't jump

00:13:43when you get home.

00:13:44Okay, fine.

00:13:44And what's the helmet for?

00:13:45if supposed

00:13:46Do I not have to reach the ground?

00:13:49Although I don't see it as very useful either.

00:13:51Wow.

00:13:52It must be 60 meters down.

00:13:5495.

00:13:5595.

00:13:56That's the piece of information I was missing.

00:13:57to finally convince me.

00:13:58Okay, fine.

00:13:58No?

00:13:58Does it jump or not?

00:13:59There are people waiting.

00:14:00Go on, Mauri, go on.

00:14:01Do it for me.

00:14:02I'm going to jump into the void for love.

00:14:04What a romantic stupidity.

00:14:10What are you doing?

00:14:11Attempting to lose consciousness

00:14:12before I jump.

00:14:13But that's no fun, Mauri.

00:14:15Push me.

00:14:16No, I'm not going to push you.

00:14:17You have to jump by yourself.

00:14:18That I won't be able to.

00:14:19Okay, on the count of three.

00:14:20A.

00:14:21Mauri, I'm not going to push you.

00:14:22Come on, man.

00:14:24Isn't that cool!

00:14:25Isn't that cool!

00:14:44Isn't that cool!

00:14:55He made an advertisement for baby fish, no thanks, and look what it's led to.

00:14:58Sirs.

00:14:59Ah, that's very kind, thank you very much.

00:15:02Emilio, he's just introducing them to you. You have to do them.

00:15:05Ah, well then, never mind. Nice to meet you. See you in a bit.

00:15:08Emilio, please.

00:15:09What a silly thing to say, right? It's like asking for an omelet and then introducing me to a chicken.

00:15:13How's the autopsy going, Belén? Do you know what she died of yet?

00:15:16It's just that at the place we go, they leave them open for us.

00:15:19Sure, and in a can.

00:15:21How are you, Don Carlos?

00:15:22Well, man...

00:15:23How are you, your father? We haven't seen him around here for a long time.

00:15:26He's busy, he's really busy.

00:15:27Ah, perfect. How are you? Is everything to your liking?

00:15:31Yes, thank you very much.

00:15:32We're missing the eagles, but don't show them to us, bring them to us directly.

00:15:36Very good.

00:15:36And will you bring us another small bottle of white wine?

00:15:38Of course.

00:15:39Excuse me, but this is a little raw, isn't it? Try it.

00:15:43We need to hold these types of meetings more often.

00:15:46Yes, yes, yes. I already see a partner for life here, you know?

00:15:48Don't you suck heads?

00:15:49No.

00:15:49Well, have you heard how good the polyphonic ringtones sound on my mobile phone with a built-in camera?

00:15:55Man, it's Lucia, the photo comes up when she calls me.

00:16:01Hey partner, how's it going?

00:16:03Carlos, everything is going great.

00:16:05Hey, congratulations! The croquettes are excellent.

00:16:08Oh, thank you so much. They're our specialty.

00:16:11Well, you all look great, don't you? Enjoy your meal.

00:16:14Did you hear that? They're congratulating him.

00:16:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We got everything right. The flowers, the waiters, the menu,

00:16:21throughout.

00:16:21What's up, boss?

00:16:22In almost everything. We just needed to hire more security.

00:16:25But seriously, what are you doing here? He hadn't given himself the day off.

00:16:27Woman, if I need someone behind the bar.

00:16:30I already have people behind the bar.

00:16:31Well, if not, then to the other side. Let's see if they'll serve us some caizurinas.

00:16:35Okay, fine, but stay put. Yes, stay here and don't bother me.

00:16:39Could we get a table for two, please?

00:16:41Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, please. How can you be so cheeky?

00:16:44This is a public place and we want a table.

00:16:47What's up? A wedding?

00:16:48Of course, and you always dress like that for dinner. Please don't snow.

00:16:51Co., we're happy with any table. If it's just us coming.

00:16:54Good evening, we've come for dinner.

00:16:56Really? A wedding?

00:16:58What have you done? A meeting for a Birmer?

00:17:00No, woman, we would have warned you.

00:17:02Look, if we put him in a difficult position, we'll leave.

00:17:04Juan, we have our rights as consumers and we have made a reservation.

00:17:09But there were no reservations today.

00:17:10And on top of that, you've lost them.

00:17:12The complaint form right now.

00:17:14Okay, okay, okay, okay. Come on, come here.

00:17:16Sit here, please. But only for five minutes, okay?

00:17:19And don't cause any trouble.

00:17:20Look at Toni, how handsome.

00:17:22Toni! Olé!

00:17:25Don't talk to anyone, please. I'm calling the police, okay? I'm telling you.

00:17:28And don't touch the flowers, don't touch anything.

00:17:33You're going to take photos, just in case.

00:17:36Sorry.

00:17:39Do you know who those four are who have sat down there?

00:17:41We don't know them.

00:17:43It's a group that imitates Mocedades, and they're going to sing something for you later, as a surprise.

00:17:48But come on, if you don't want to have dinner, they won't leave, okay?

00:17:50But daughter, I love Mocedades.

00:17:52Well, they sing, they sing.

00:17:54Sure, no problem.

00:17:56When do you want us to bring out the cake?

00:17:58Already.

00:18:03How was your day in the countryside?

00:18:04You're back late, huh?

00:18:05Very good.

00:18:06We went bungee jumping and ended up in the emergency room with a neck strain.

00:18:09Mauri, what did they tell you, that you have nothing?

00:18:11He jumped very tensely, very tensely.

00:18:12It's true and I can't explain it, considering how relaxing it is to jump off a bridge.

00:18:15What's next? Skydiving?

00:18:17That's not valid, I'm canceling it.

00:18:18Look, while I fell I saw my whole life flash before my eyes.

00:18:21Well, I skipped some chapters because the ground was approaching very quickly.

00:18:24Ah, the child needs to be sent to a bilingual school.

00:18:26I thought about it as I bounced upwards.

00:18:27Mauri, you need to wake up, you're too complacent, you need to do new things.

00:18:30Look, everyone is the way they are, you know?

00:18:32And if we're reading this together, let's make it perfectly clear how this works.

00:18:35I'm telling you this because the first month is crucial; afterwards, the cement dries out and we can't move anything.

00:18:40the feet.

00:18:40But who told you that nonsense?

00:18:42Look.

00:18:43I read it in a Sunday newspaper.

00:18:45Well, look, there's no need to get overwhelmed, we don't all have to do it together.

00:18:48The good thing about us is that it's an open relationship.

00:18:50How is an open relationship?

00:18:51Hey, I'm off, I'm meeting the lawyer for dinner, okay?

00:18:53I'll call you about the divorce.

00:18:54Look, how?

00:18:56A...

00:18:58As?

00:18:59Did you hear what he said?

00:19:01An open relationship.

00:19:02Come on, give your opinion.

00:19:04No, because then you'll tell on us.

00:19:06But here there is neither dominant nor submissive, there is simply no couple.

00:19:10Well, maybe he's not serious and you've misunderstood him.

00:19:14Sure, he leaves his wife for me, comes out of the closet, and I get my hopes up; I've read the same thing among

00:19:17lines.

00:19:18No, talk to him about it anyway, okay?

00:19:20Because this argument is more theirs than mine.

00:19:21Also, I don't like us arguing before the baby is born.

00:19:23No, if I have nothing to say, it's very clear, an open relationship.

00:19:27Let's see how open it is.

00:19:31They're going to cut the cake, how lovely, I'm going to watch it.

00:19:33Okay, I'll go with you.

00:19:38Well.

00:19:40Well, they've been left alone.

00:19:49Isabel, what are you doing?

00:19:50Well, I know.

00:19:54Oh my God, yes? Yes?

00:19:57Give him a pill, he's nervous.

00:19:58The thing is, we don't know anyone.

00:20:00Call her, call them.

00:20:01What's happening?

00:20:02Give me a hug, damn it.

00:20:04Hey, how's your wife?

00:20:06He died two years ago.

00:20:07No way, we hardly ever see him.

00:20:09Hey, do you know who's handing out the cigars?

00:20:11What the hell are you doing here?

00:20:13Come on, get out right now.

00:20:14Dinner's over, what's the big deal?

00:20:15If there's an open bar.

00:20:16Don't worry, we'll go unnoticed.

00:20:18Why do you go unnoticed?

00:20:19But have you looked at yourselves in the mirror?

00:20:20Yes, I didn't have enough clothes for everyone.

00:20:22I lack wardrobe essentials.

00:20:24Lucia.

00:20:25Yeah.

00:20:25There's a guy we don't know taking photos.

00:20:29I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming right now.

00:20:31You move us from here.

00:20:32I'll be right back.

00:20:34Okay, let's get down to business.

00:20:35There's a small group there.

00:20:36And if anyone asks, we're second cousins.

00:20:38that nobody ever knows them.

00:20:38Wait, kid, tell me how this works.

00:20:40We haven't given the 19th century a chance.

00:20:42We are in the Bronze Age.

00:20:44Jorge!

00:20:45I thought you weren't coming.

00:20:47I haven't seen you since your niece's first communion.

00:20:50Ma'am, I think you're confusing me.

00:20:52Come on, let's go to the table.

00:20:53I'm getting tired, son.

00:20:55Uchi, how are the children?

00:20:58They're probably quite grown up by now, aren't they?

00:21:00Oh, how delicious!

00:21:01Son!

00:21:02Wow, they dance so well!

00:21:04Can I have a little bit?

00:21:06How's it going?

00:21:08Fucking great.

00:21:09The bride is making a fool of herself in front of her father-in-law.

00:21:12They're going to put this on the news.

00:21:15Look at this.

00:21:17Hey, what are you doing?

00:21:19The exclusive is ours.

00:21:20It will be the one with the best material, right?

00:21:23That's true.

00:21:25But, listen.

00:21:26But what are you doing?

00:21:27Please, everyone is watching you.

00:21:29Look what we've seized from the paparazzi.

00:21:31And what about you?

00:21:32It belongs to the girlfriend who doesn't know how to use it.

00:21:34She left it with us so we could record the dance.

00:21:37Look, I'm thinking of lots of things to do to you, and they're all illegal.

00:21:40So get out of my sight right now.

00:21:43And what is this?

00:21:44Give it the bow.

00:21:45He needs to get in front, he's not getting out.

00:21:47Where are the bride and groom?

00:21:50Oh, pathetic.

00:21:52Honey, there's nothing left there.

00:21:54Eat the tiramisu.

00:21:54Yes, there is still some left.

00:21:56Do you have a hair clip?

00:21:57Your account, thank you.

00:21:58No, no, no.

00:21:58It's not for me.

00:21:59It's for the gentleman.

00:22:02Cipote, 453 euros.

00:22:03Huh?

00:22:03Well, it's not that expensive, considering how good our dinner was.

00:22:05Yes, then this is also given to the advisor and he wears it out.

00:22:07Carlos, I think we should split the cost of this.

00:22:09We don't get involved in that.

00:22:10That's between you and Carlos.

00:22:11No, I mean the four of us.

00:22:12No, no, don't worry.

00:22:14Don't worry, it's on us.

00:22:15Hey?

00:22:16No, no, no, no.

00:22:16I said I was going to invite.

00:22:17If I said it, I heard it, right?

00:22:19No, I'd like us to pay.

00:22:21No.

00:22:22Bring the bill.

00:22:22Carlos, leave him alone.

00:22:23If they're excited, they've eaten more than we have.

00:22:25My dear, I must have chapapote or some intoxicated barnacle.

00:22:28Let that go.

00:22:28Take out the card, man.

00:22:30Give me the bill, that's it.

00:22:30That's it, it's over.

00:22:31It's over.

00:22:32I chose the place, because I'm paying.

00:22:34They also give me a 10% discount on fuel.

00:22:37Carlos.

00:22:38Try to stay still, we've already settled things very well.

00:22:39The important thing is that we had a lot of fun, right?

00:22:42A lot.

00:22:43Yes, yes, yes.

00:22:43This has been like the Dinerguard for seafood.

00:22:45The only one missing was the Little Mermaid.

00:22:47Well, I know a restaurant with creative cuisine, which is the most fashionable thing right now.

00:22:51If you want, we can go tomorrow.

00:22:52They'll give me a table, come on.

00:22:53Well, if you've been elected now, we can't say no.

00:22:55How's our schedule, Belén?

00:22:57Okay, okay.

00:22:58You can also say one.

00:22:59The burger is no good.

00:23:02Ah, this is what made me fall in love with Alicia.

00:23:04A sense of humor.

00:23:05Yes, that's what she's like.

00:23:07Clear.

00:23:08I didn't see the construction trench and I put my leg in.

00:23:11When I heard the click I thought, uh, and the heel!

00:23:13No way!

00:23:15I'm still going to rehab for my femur.

00:23:18Hey, can you give me a ride on Fridays?

00:23:20Antonio works.

00:23:22Paco.

00:23:23Feli, gado.

00:23:24Do you have condoms?

00:23:25Yes, but I only have one.

00:23:26And are you going to use it?

00:23:28No.

00:23:29But he's caught me by surprise and won't let go.

00:23:31They think I'm his grandson.

00:23:32Hey, are you Felipe?

00:23:34From the agrarian reform?

00:23:35Yes, yes, yes.

00:23:35A kiss from my mother.

00:23:36Oh, hey, give it back to him and thank you very much.

00:23:39Hey!

00:23:40Echo!

00:23:44You're the best at putting out banderillas, in my opinion.

00:23:46Where you fall short is when you go in for the kill.

00:23:48That's where you miss a lot of people.

00:23:50José Tomás is more complete.

00:23:52But you're more handsome.

00:23:54Hey, I already gave you the autograph, right?

00:23:56What you need to do is organize a women-only race.

00:23:59Like Jesulín, with all the things they're going to throw at you, you renew your wife's lingerie.

00:24:04Isabel, be careful with the champagne, it's very treacherous.

00:24:09I want you.

00:24:11Let's go to the bathroom, ladies.

00:24:13That's crazy.

00:24:14If Andrés is here, if your children are here, if José Miguel is here, if Nieves is here, if this feels like our wedding.

00:24:18But if Andrés doesn't find out, he's out there, acting like a paparazzi.

00:24:22You'll see.

00:24:23I'm just taking them, just in case, if I say so.

00:24:42By the way, I haven't introduced you to my brother yet.

00:24:45He is the president of the community.

00:24:47Juan!

00:24:54I give up, I can't find the bra's soil.

00:24:56Okay, I'll do it.

00:24:57Meanwhile, keep giving me little kisses on my neck.

00:25:00I've been doing this since I was in high school and I feel like a teenager.

00:25:04Yes, yes, yes, I've got it.

00:25:08What are you doing? What are you doing?

00:25:09We only have two minutes to avoid being heard.

00:25:14Juan!

00:25:16Juan!

00:25:22But what are you doing there?

00:25:25Nieves, I can explain it to you.

00:25:26Juan!

00:25:27But ma'am, please close up, they're taking pictures of us.

00:25:30No, I wanted to make a good impression.

00:25:30Thanks, guys.

00:25:32But seriously, where did that photographer come from?

00:25:34I don't know.

00:25:35But look at this report.

00:25:38Roberto, what are you doing?

00:25:40That they've run out of toilet paper.

00:25:42I really don't know what happened.

00:25:44I didn't realize she was the girlfriend.

00:25:46Okay, fine, I did realize, but I was already desperate.

00:25:49Ah, well, then it's okay.

00:25:50They're all friends.

00:25:51Don't get angry, it was just a moment of anger.

00:25:53And what were you doing there?

00:25:55Hey?

00:25:56Freeloaders at a wedding?

00:25:57It really couldn't get any more tacky.

00:25:59We just wanted to see a celebrity up close.

00:26:01We are humble people.

00:26:03Middle class, lower middle class.

00:26:04If your lives are empty, well, do a puzzle or a German course.

00:26:08Leave me alone.

00:26:10And just so you know, I'm going to have to close the restaurant because they're not going to pay me for that wedding.

00:26:13So, you can all sleep soundly now because if your goal was to bring me down, congratulations.

00:26:17You did it.

00:26:19And how could you even think of doing those things in a bathroom?

00:26:22If you let yourselves go.

00:26:24We need to think a little.

00:26:26Hey, maybe we should take up a collection so the restaurant doesn't close.

00:26:29Well, I don't feel that guilty.

00:26:31Yes, we do, but we're students.

00:26:33Without a scholarship.

00:26:33She is a resourceful, enterprising young woman.

00:26:35I'm sure it will work out.

00:26:36Of course.

00:26:37The dick is a big dick.

00:26:40He said he was going to close.

00:26:42But he hasn't said anything about our severance pay.

00:26:44The employer never remembers the worker.

00:26:47Can you tell me where they were?

00:26:48You've been calling all day and they're not answering.

00:26:51I already thought something had happened to them.

00:26:52We had to go to the emergency room because Concha fell out of bed.

00:26:56and his shoulder blade has shifted.

00:26:58But they've already put it on.

00:26:59And how did you get in?

00:27:00Well, I made a copy of the key.

00:27:02I mean, who would think of going out alone?

00:27:04And you without a cane.

00:27:06It's because they stole it from me at the hospital, just like the Antonio Gala had an ivory handle.

00:27:10Oh, I see I'm going to have to stay overnight with you.

00:27:13And now to bed, because it's time to take the medication.

00:27:16What medication?

00:27:17The one I put on them.

00:27:18Come on, I'll get a glass of milk.

00:27:20Hey, I'd rather have a glass of Chinchón.

00:27:22This guy's really lost his mind.

00:27:24What a deal we've made!

00:27:25I tell him to leave, you see what a problem this is.

00:27:28Here, drink the milk.

00:27:30Then I help them put on their pajamas.

00:27:32Have you brushed your teeth yet?

00:27:34Look, man, we don't need you.

00:27:36We're fine, you can leave.

00:27:37We were pretending so they would do the housework for us.

00:27:40Drink your milk.

00:27:42Hey, we were just messing with you.

00:27:43Look, look, listen.

00:27:45Let them drink the milk, damn it!

00:27:46Well, if I do it for you, I don't like to get angry, really.

00:27:51That's not my nature.

00:27:53They're going to behave, right?

00:27:54Come on, then, let's go to bed.

00:27:57Come on, come on.

00:28:04One and two.

00:28:09It's been humiliating, Emilio, humiliating.

00:28:11But why?

00:28:12We've been eating seafood, and on top of that, this idiot paid.

00:28:14What more does he want?

00:28:14But have you seen Alice?

00:28:16How was he looking at us?

00:28:16With what air of superiority?

00:28:18Let me know when we go out for dinner, I've been left hanging.

00:28:22What does this airhead think she is?

00:28:24If he hasn't lifted a finger in his life, I'd pay his rent.

00:28:27Well, it's a custom you've lost, and it was a very good one.

00:28:30Emilio, you have to have more dignity in life.

00:28:32Here, everyone is equal.

00:28:34Another one who has believed the Constitution.

00:28:36Man!

00:28:37Tita Cervera is here.

00:28:38I felt embarrassed for you all, making fools of yourselves in such a high-class place.

00:28:42Taking advantage of poor Carlos and his money.

00:28:44I'm amazed.

00:28:45And what are you doing?

00:28:46My situation is different.

00:28:47He's head over heels in love with me.

00:28:48But I'm honest and I've decided that I'm going to leave her.

00:28:50No way.

00:28:50Don't give up on the mon.

00:28:52I know, damn it, that you have to be upfront in life.

00:28:54Eat the cheese and shut up.

00:28:55I don't want to hurt her, but I've realized we have nothing in common.

00:28:57Besides, I don't like his friends.

00:28:59So forget about dinner tomorrow, because as soon as he comes to pick me up I'm going to break up with him.

00:29:04But you heard it.

00:29:05He's going to leave him alone to ruin our dinner.

00:29:08Carlos, hi, look, it's Emilio, instead of going out for dinner we're going out for lunch, okay?

00:29:12Oh, and Alicia says she's going to go on her own because she got a casting call and that

00:29:14It might arrive a little later.

00:29:16No, no, no, no, don't call her, she's rehearsing.

00:29:18Okay, see you tomorrow, goodbye.

00:29:20What are you saying?

00:29:21Well, we're not going to miss out on eating at that place.

00:29:24And besides, friends are there for the good times and the bad.

00:29:36Concha, wake up.

00:29:38What's happening?

00:29:39That guy ties us to the bed.

00:29:43My God!

00:29:44Maybe it's one of his sexual fantasies.

00:29:47Well, he has more imagination than the one from Lord of the Rings.

00:29:51They're already awake.

00:29:52Would you like me to make you breakfast?

00:29:54What's your breakfast, you bastard?

00:29:55Untie them right now.

00:29:56No.

00:29:56If this is for their safety, so they don't fall out of bed like a car seatbelt.

00:30:01Furthermore, you are no longer in power.

00:30:02Let's see if they're going to run away from home again.

00:30:04But what do you want?

00:30:05If we have nothing.

00:30:07But how can they think this about me?

00:30:09Yes, I'm here to help.

00:30:10And now I'm going to do my shopping.

00:30:12The milk has run out.

00:30:13And on and on about the milk.

00:30:14Then I untie them.

00:30:16And look, I've put the TV here for you to enjoy.

00:30:19Hey, what if we want to pee?

00:30:21Well, they just have to hold it in a little while, because at their age it's very good to exercise their sphincter.

00:30:25At least bring it to us soon.

00:30:56But where did you call?

00:30:57Is it okay to go to the dorm room because a friend is coming over?

00:30:58Which friend?

00:30:59But when you've hooked up, you haven't even left the house.

00:31:01What is the internet for?

00:31:05How are you?

00:31:10How are you?

00:31:12How are you?

00:31:13How are you?

00:31:14You're acting like a jealous girlfriend, looking for someone else to make Diego jealous.

00:31:17No.

00:31:18The thing is, he and I have an open relationship.

00:31:20And since it's open, people come in.

00:31:24Maybe I know someone I like much more.

00:31:28Hi, I'm Julian.

00:31:31Hi, I'm Maury.

00:31:33Don't you like me?

00:31:34Yes, yes.

00:31:36Happens.

00:31:37I'm a little nervous, because yesterday in the chat I thought they were messing with me.

00:31:41But you're not Maury Hidalgo.

00:31:44I love how you write.

00:31:46Thank you.

00:31:49She is my roommate, Bea.

00:31:52You're pregnant.

00:31:53Oh, I'm back to being that again.

00:31:55I'm not going to keep clothes that wrinkle.

00:31:58Sit down.

00:32:00What would you like to drink?

00:32:02It doesn't matter what you take.

00:32:03I just can't believe it.

00:32:05Maury Hidalgo.

00:32:06Yeah.

00:32:10It's so cute, isn't it?

00:32:12I don't know.

00:32:13I think it's not much for you, don't you?

00:32:14Better.

00:32:15From now on, I'm handsome.

00:32:17It's about time they sent me my love life.

00:32:21What tension.

00:32:23Yeah.

00:32:23Because now is when we have to start getting to know each other and liking each other and all that, right?

00:32:28Because the first impression was good, wasn't it?

00:32:29Yes, yes.

00:32:31So, what do you feel like doing?

00:32:33Whatever you want.

00:32:35Wow, that sounds great.

00:32:38Maury Hidalgo.

00:32:39Yes, yes, yes.

00:32:41We have this exclusive photo of Vanessa, who was caught red-handed on her wedding day.

00:32:45The boy who is with her in the photo is named Roberto and they met that same night.

00:32:51Do you realize?

00:32:52Let's see.

00:32:52I had it done with a celebrity.

00:32:53When I set my mind to something, I go all out.

00:32:56Give him some pork rinds and see if he shuts up.

00:32:57It was luck.

00:32:58You were in the right place at the right time.

00:33:00That can happen to anyone.

00:33:01Except for Paco.

00:33:02Okay, let's see.

00:33:02The tall brothers outside the video store.

00:33:04Damn, dude, now that I'm famous I'm going to eat my fill.

00:33:07Hide your girlfriend, Roberto is coming back.

00:33:09Oh, no, you don't have any.

00:33:10Excuse me, I do know, because if you teach him to walk in heels he'll be 20,000 times better than...

00:33:14yours.

00:33:14No, man, it's good that they took pictures, because you'll never see that girl again in your life.

00:33:17Sorry, she slept with me on her wedding day.

00:33:20That means something.

00:33:21Yes, I'm going to give it a bottle tour.

00:33:23Okay, yes.

00:33:24Hello.

00:33:25Hello.

00:33:25Roberto, can we talk for a moment?

00:33:27Yes, yes, of course.

00:33:30Sorry.

00:33:31The thing is, whoever tries me, always comes back for more.

00:33:32Yes, you're like a bat.

00:33:35I wanted to tell you something.

00:33:36Yes, yes, I know what you're going to say, but I prefer to take things one step at a time.

00:33:39I like open relationships.

00:33:41I'm sorry, I'm going from flower to flower.

00:33:42Oh, no, no, I mean, I don't want anything to do with you.

00:33:43What happened yesterday was staged.

00:33:44Wait, the next bee has already crashed.

00:33:47What do you mean, a setup?

00:33:48But if it was love at first sight between us, they said so on TV.

00:33:51No, no, no, let's see.

00:33:51I wanted to create a scandal to sell the exclusive story.

00:33:54Oh, Roberto, understand that I am a modern woman,

00:33:56I don't like depending on my husband to earn a living.

00:33:58So, you didn't like me?

00:34:00No, but it doesn't matter.

00:34:02The important thing is the money we're going to make from this.

00:34:04Look, I have a bunch of photographers waiting for us out there.

00:34:07So let's tell her we're head over heels in love, okay?

00:34:09What do you think?

00:34:10But what should be done?

00:34:11Don't worry about that, I'll take care of it.

00:34:13Let's go.

00:34:14But why don't these things happen to me?

00:34:16Dude, don't complain, you triumphed yesterday too.

00:34:19Has yours not called you?

00:34:20In the end, I gave him my phone.

00:34:21Not you, but I am.

00:34:24Paquito, don't get upset, retirees get a discount at the cinema.

00:34:28Yes, yes, yes, I think we're going to move in together soon.

00:34:31Right, darling?

00:34:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:34:33And how do you feel after breaking up a marriage?

00:34:35Okay, okay.

00:34:37In other words, bad, let me explain.

00:34:39It's delicious, isn't it?

00:34:41Well, we have to leave you.

00:34:42We're leaving.

00:34:43Thank you.

00:34:44Come on.

00:34:45Thanks, huh?

00:34:46Look how well this guy has set himself up.

00:34:48With the money we could have made from the photos.

00:34:51Yes, because the idea of finding a normal job has been ruled out.

00:34:54No?

00:34:55What about the rumor that you're pregnant?

00:34:57Vanessa, Roberto, do you work or are you going to support him?

00:34:59I can tell you whatever you want about Roberto, okay?

00:35:02I am your neighbor.

00:35:03Well, I've known him since he was like that.

00:35:04Yes, we know him too.

00:35:06Yes, but I'm his best friend, okay?

00:35:07And everything he knows about women, I taught him.

00:35:10He lives in an attic, without a bathroom, in terrible conditions.

00:35:15He's a good kid.

00:35:16But it needs to mature.

00:35:17In my opinion, what he wants is to pull a fast one.

00:35:19But come on, I don't like to speak badly of people.

00:35:22The important thing is that Deportes Guerra is having a sale.

00:35:2520% off winter clothing.

00:35:28Sports: War, countryside, beach and mountains.

00:35:35Juan, here the only one who has to talk to the media is you, since you are the spokesperson for the building.

00:35:40I prefer to stay out of it, because then I get caught up in the scandals.

00:35:42I'm going to call now, they're on the ads.

00:35:44Because I discovered this mess.

00:35:46Well, both of them.

00:35:47You were standing next to me with the grass, going at it like crazy.

00:35:49Hey, and there aren't any pictures of that, are there?

00:35:51But there are times when you're going to tell the people on TV that they're interested in.

00:35:54We are ordinary people.

00:35:55Well.

00:35:57Hey, you were involved with Roberto, weren't you?

00:36:00I could say yes.

00:36:01Valentin, run.

00:36:03Untie us.

00:36:03Bite the strings.

00:36:05Who do you think you are, Lassie?

00:36:06Well, obviously he chews the video cable.

00:36:09He's already sad.

00:36:11Girls.

00:36:11Everything is so clean!

00:36:13Vicenta, we are here.

00:36:14Runs!

00:36:16But seriously, what are you doing in bed at one o'clock?

00:36:19Come on, get up!

00:36:20We're tied down, damn it.

00:36:22We have been kidnapped.

00:36:23And I, like a fool, believe it.

00:36:24The thing is, you're all lazy.

00:36:26I'm going to unpack.

00:36:27But where are you going?

00:36:28Untie us before he comes back.

00:36:31You're always making fun of me.

00:36:32I'm fed up.

00:36:33Vicenta, listen.

00:36:35When you left, we called a volunteer to help us with the house.

00:36:39What a great idea!

00:36:40No, no, he's crazy.

00:36:42He tied us up and went to do the shopping.

00:36:44Take away our duvet, you'll see.

00:36:46Hello.

00:36:47How are my girls?

00:36:48Hello.

00:36:50I am Vicenta, the owner of the house.

00:36:52Just look at how funny my sister and my friend are, the one who told me you have them tied to the bed.

00:36:56And with that kind face you have.

00:37:00You're so stupid, damn it.

00:37:02We're in the same place as before, but more cramped.

00:37:04It's your fault.

00:37:05If you didn't tease me so much, we would have loved each other from the start.

00:37:07He's become like Peter, who always said the wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.

00:37:13And it was always a lie.

00:37:14And what happened when the wolf came?

00:37:16Nobody believed him, and he ate the sheep.

00:37:18Okay.

00:37:19Now for the one about the three little pigs.

00:37:21If we have time.

00:37:23How are you?

00:37:24Do you need anything?

00:37:25And what do you intend?

00:37:26Abusing us.

00:37:27You're always thinking about the same thing.

00:37:29Don't worry, I'm not violent.

00:37:30If you tell me where the jewelry and money are, nothing will happen to you.

00:37:33So you're not crazy.

00:37:35You're a crook.

00:37:36But what are we going to have if we're three retired women?

00:37:39Well, I do.

00:37:40I have some wonderful jewels and I have them very well hidden.

00:37:42Be quiet.

00:37:43What kind of jewelry do you have?

00:37:44Mom's.

00:37:45Damn, those are from both of them.

00:37:46Kill us if you want.

00:37:47But don't tell him where they are.

00:37:49In the stockings drawer.

00:37:50It has a little box.

00:37:51Cold, cold.

00:37:53Well, I'm not in a hurry and neither are you.

00:37:55Nobody will miss them.

00:37:57What do you mean, no?

00:37:57The neighbors really like them.

00:38:03What scares me is Stockholm syndrome.

00:38:06What if I end up falling in love with him?

00:38:08Man, he deserves it.

00:38:10Don't hold back.

00:38:19You don't know what you're eating, but it's all delicious.

00:38:22Look, try it.

00:38:25Onion jam.

00:38:26What invention?

00:38:27A mixture of Ethiopian and Moldovan food.

00:38:29Pure fusion.

00:38:30Yeah.

00:38:31Everything is very intertwined here.

00:38:32Hey, Alicia is taking a long time to get here, isn't she?

00:38:34No, but that's a good sign.

00:38:36I'm sure they've caught her.

00:38:37Hey, can you get me more of this?

00:38:39I don't know what it is.

00:38:40Do you have pure vegetable soup with soy sauce?

00:38:41Yeah.

00:38:42Emilio, well, he's not your father.

00:38:46Well, it's a question I've always had.

00:38:48Wow, what a surprise to see you here.

00:38:51And you?

00:38:51That?

00:38:52Did they let you in to go pee?

00:38:54Ah, yes, I come here often, it's just that I saw you and I'm going to

00:38:58I'd like to sit with you for a bit so as not to offend you.

00:39:00Dad, you make a bad impression wherever you sit.

00:39:02Okay, beautiful, just a little bit or undercooked.

00:39:05We serve it in small tacos with truffle and apple sauce.

00:39:10Whatever you want.

00:39:12Damn, I'm getting sick here.

00:39:14Mariano, they are men.

00:39:15I'm more jealous of him and you look very beautiful too.

00:39:19Ah, it's Alicia, whose photo appears when she calls.

00:39:26Honey, where are you?

00:39:28The bill, please.

00:39:30Carlos, try a Vietnamese spring roll.

00:39:31What are you saying?

00:39:33What happened?

00:39:37You can't break up with me over the phone.

00:39:39We need to meet.

00:39:41I'm going to come to where you are.

00:39:43Not again.

00:39:44No, not again.

00:39:45Carlos, don't rush into anything.

00:39:46We'll talk about it while you're waiting for the check.

00:39:48The millionth sun that's leaving?

00:39:49The million sun is the knight and the account.

00:39:53Take a look, take a look.

00:39:55How much is it?

00:39:56Look, damn it.

00:39:57My mother.

00:39:58Oh my goodness, we should have invited them yesterday, it was much cheaper.

00:40:03But how could you even think of ordering a 300 euro wine?

00:40:05Damn, well, let's take advantage of it.

00:40:07Well, I'm almost going to leave full because this is a very romantic moment and I don't want to spoil it.

00:40:11Dad, come here.

00:40:13What a son of a bitch.

00:40:15Okay, so what do we do now?

00:40:17Evasive action, isn't it?

00:40:17No, Emilio, not again, okay?

00:40:20Let's wait a little while to see if Carlos comes back.

00:40:22Okay, so what do we do?

00:40:22Are we just going to stare at the bill or what?

00:40:26Excuse me, you're inviting me over for a little drink, aren't you?

00:40:35Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:40:37I am pleased with the speed of the delivery.

00:40:39We're getting a new boiler.

00:40:40That's what we're here for, man.

00:40:41And where is the storage facility?

00:40:42Here.

00:40:43Actually, this welcome should be given by the goalkeeper, but as usual, I don't know where he is.

00:40:47Come in, come in.

00:40:49This is Roberto's ex.

00:40:50Her name is Lucia, I live with her.

00:40:51You haven't managed to get any photos of Entroples?

00:40:53Yes, but it costs more money.

00:40:55Well.

00:40:56For now, I'll stick with these.

00:41:00Hey, hey, hey.

00:41:01What is this?

00:41:01Ah, my resume.

00:41:02In case you have any free time on TV.

00:41:04Weather girl, whatever.

00:41:08Hello.

00:41:10She's not getting any casting calls because she's started working the streets.

00:41:13She was very upset when I broke up with her.

00:41:15No, she hit rock bottom when I left her.

00:41:17The proof is that she then hooked up with you.

00:41:18The flu is really hitting hard this year, huh?

00:41:21Come on, yes, Mom.

00:41:22I love you too.

00:41:23Come on.

00:41:24Damn, I've already called myself three times today.

00:41:26She's prouder of me now than she was the day I swore allegiance to the flag.

00:41:28What are you wearing, man?

00:41:30Designer clothes.

00:41:31Image matters a lot on TV.

00:41:33It cannot be repeated.

00:41:33This has broken a record.

00:41:34He's turned into an idiot in three hours.

00:41:36Hey, look who's here.

00:41:38Pantoja.

00:41:39Lucia, I want to talk to you for a moment.

00:41:41I've been thinking about it, and now that I'm someone, I want to share my success with you.

00:41:45I think we should go back.

00:41:46That?

00:41:47Oh, I was just kidding.

00:41:48You swallowed it.

00:41:49Now that I'm famous, you regret it, huh?

00:41:51Who do you think you are?

00:41:52The Nobel Peace Prize?

00:41:53Because I remind you that you became famous by farting into a bat.

00:41:55Excuse me, but I fulfill a social function.

00:41:57I'm a topic of conversation.

00:41:59Can you imagine how many folders teenage girls are covering with my image?

00:42:03I prefer not to think about it because it overwhelms me.

00:42:05And how long do you think this will last?

00:42:07Because the day after tomorrow they will have forgotten about you.

00:42:09For now, tonight I'm going to a Cotillo program and I'm taking half a kilo with me.

00:42:11You don't say those things out loud, man.

00:42:13That cause harm.

00:42:14Well, enjoy it, okay?

00:42:16I knew you'd go far.

00:42:17Hey, I might buy the restaurant from you.

00:42:19Now all the celebrities have one.

00:42:21Hey, what time is that show on?

00:42:23I only watch documentaries on channel two.

00:42:25Yes, like everyone else.

00:42:35Listen, there's a small window in the men's restroom.

00:42:38I'd say, well, sure.

00:42:38And you're at the waist too.

00:42:40We pushed right there.

00:42:40Yeah.

00:42:41I'm in the mood for Cirque du Soleil acts right now.

00:42:44So lay off the herbal liqueur already, damn it.

00:42:46We didn't have to kill time.

00:42:47Excuse me, we're closing down and we need to make some money.

00:42:49Can they pay the bill?

00:42:51Yeah.

00:42:51The gentleman who left earlier did not tell her that he was paying her.

00:42:54Who?

00:42:54The one who carried the million on a napkin?

00:42:57No, no, no.

00:42:57No, not that one, the first one.

00:42:58The one with the triband phone.

00:42:59No.

00:43:00He hasn't told us anything.

00:43:02Will they pay in cash or by card?

00:43:04With card.

00:43:05Who do you think you are?

00:43:06We don't have any money, loser?

00:43:08Go ahead, give him the card.

00:43:10Give him the card.

00:43:10Forgive her.

00:43:11When she doesn't sleep, nobody can stand her.

00:43:13Come on.

00:43:17Look, it's not a big deal.

00:43:18I rubbed the card against the table so it would get scratched and she wouldn't pick it up.

00:43:21Emilio, don't be so anxious.

00:43:24We need to treat ourselves.

00:43:26Belén, we're going to spend my entire month's salary on one meal, damn it.

00:43:29Don't worry, we have two salaries.

00:43:33We are privileged.

00:43:35The waitress told the doorman.

00:43:37It's taking a long time, she probably won't answer it.

00:43:41Excuse me, if you would be so kind as to sign here.

00:43:46Yes, I took advantage and told you now.

00:43:48You'll see when you get over your naiveté.

00:43:50My brother.

00:43:52Let's see.

00:43:53So, did you enjoy the exhibition?

00:43:55To you?

00:43:56Yes, I loved it.

00:43:57Me too.

00:43:58We can grab a bite and go to the cinema first thing in the morning, when there's nobody there.

00:44:00Well, if you feel like it.

00:44:01Let's see.

00:44:02Would you like that?

00:44:02I don't care.

00:44:03If you don't care, we're not going.

00:44:04Well, we're not going, we'll stay home, whatever you want.

00:44:07Julian, this is extremely uncomfortable.

00:44:08You're always agreeing with me.

00:44:09You're right.

00:44:10I mean, I'm not going to give it to you anymore.

00:44:12All I want is for this to turn out well.

00:44:14Yes, it's going to be fine, but just say what you feel like because I tend to get nervous.

00:44:17Me too.

00:44:18I've had nine failed relationships.

00:44:20This is very important to me; I am very lonely.

00:44:22We are all alone, Julián, but we are going to take the necessary steps to stop being so.

00:44:25I disagree.

00:44:26What do you mean, no?

00:44:26Sorry.

00:44:27I'm just not sure what to say.

00:44:30Oh, Julian.

00:44:31Julian.

00:44:35Relaxed plan.

00:44:36Video movies, microwave popcorn, sofa, keeps parentheses.

00:44:39I don't feel it.

00:44:40Today is a bad day for me because...

00:44:41Who is this?

00:44:42This is Diego.

00:44:44A friend.

00:44:45Julian.

00:44:45Another friend.

00:44:47And we can't meet up because I'm going to the movies with him.

00:44:50We're leaving.

00:44:51Well, we're seeing what happens.

00:44:53Well.

00:44:54Okay?

00:44:55Very good.

00:44:56I don't understand anything, but when you have a moment, come up and explain it to me.

00:44:59Yes, but don't worry.

00:45:00Diego, without stress.

00:45:02Hey?

00:45:05What's happening?

00:45:06Who is this?

00:45:07Because I'd punch this guy in the face.

00:45:08Come on, I'm going to smash this guy.

00:45:09If he's coming here...

00:45:10No, no, no, no.

00:45:11No, there was something between us, but it's over now.

00:45:14Yes, don't worry.

00:45:17Hey, if you want, we can leave the movie thing for another day.

00:45:21Wait, wait.

00:45:23I've gotten really tense.

00:45:24Don't worry.

00:45:30But wait, how can you be thinking about marriage if you just met?

00:45:34Please.

00:45:35We're head over heels in love, Chelo.

00:45:37Right, darling?

00:45:38I had never felt this way about anyone before.

00:45:40But not even for Lucia, your ex-girlfriend, because you dated her for four years.

00:45:44Hey?

00:45:45And you both look very happy in those photos.

00:45:48Yes, but it wasn't anything serious, no.

00:45:50But hey, why are you dragging me into this?

00:45:52I don't lie.

00:45:53And on top of that they sell our photos, I mean, I'm amazed.

00:45:56Oh, how do you get through?

00:45:57Well, at least you're okay.

00:45:59Choose from the photos where you were thinner.

00:46:00Well, Roberto, did you break up with her or did she get tired of you?

00:46:04Because according to my information, she was supporting you, wasn't she?

00:46:06What are you? Some kind of Condelecchio or what?

00:46:08Excuse me, you're making that up.

00:46:10I am an illustrator.

00:46:11Ah, yes.

00:46:12We'll play the video, please.

00:46:14When he left Lucia, he had a very hard time.

00:46:16I didn't have a penny.

00:46:17We were a pretty important support for him.

00:46:20Yes, I used to let him watch movies for free.

00:46:22We prevented the drugs from falling in.

00:46:24He was very smitten with her, he loved her very much.

00:46:26Did he love her very much?

00:46:28He slept with my niece Natalia.

00:46:30And when I was still a minor.

00:46:32Well, we're not even sure that anything happened.

00:46:34He told my brother that he was marrying her.

00:46:37And so far.

00:46:38Look at them, they're all becoming famous.

00:46:41And we are here for everyone.

00:46:43Damn, that's all the money there.

00:46:47I need a cigarette.

00:46:49Wait, if you don't like what you see, just change the channel and that's it.

00:46:52Ah, but you've let loose.

00:46:53Sure, a while ago.

00:46:55Since we were so distracted watching TV, I didn't say anything.

00:46:58Come on, untie us.

00:46:59No, wait.

00:47:00First we need to get this guy out of the house.

00:47:03And how do we do that?

00:47:04Do you remember at the supermarket when they caught us stealing the wild asparagus?

00:47:08Yes, of course.

00:47:39Hey you, you wretch.

00:47:41Let's see, what my neighbors are saying is a lie.

00:47:45I have never slept with a minor.

00:47:46Just a moment, Roberto, because I want to say hello to someone you know.

00:47:49Natalia, good evening.

00:47:51Do you have something to say?

00:47:52That night was wonderful.

00:47:54I don't know how you could have forgotten.

00:47:55So, you spent the nights together.

00:47:57Yes, but nothing happened.

00:47:58She wants to become famous at my expense.

00:48:00The girl is suffering, she still loves you.

00:48:02Leave me alone, I'm talking.

00:48:04What's happening?

00:48:05Did you put together a custom setup or what?

00:48:06You're going to shit yourself.

00:48:07No, no, no, no.

00:48:08Well, Vanessa, you'll have to explain something, won't you?

00:48:10That we are very much in love.

00:48:12Yeah.

00:48:16I can't call the police, there's no line.

00:48:18They've locked us in from the outside.

00:48:20We don't have any other keys.

00:48:22Yes, Emilio has one.

00:48:23I'm going to call him.

00:48:24Hello?

00:48:25If there is no line.

00:48:26And you, do something.

00:48:28I am going to ask the homeland for help.

00:48:32Yervas, call the police, we've been kidnapped at home.

00:48:35Sorry?

00:48:36A volunteer has arrived, one of those who take care of old people.

00:48:38and he tied us to the bed to rob us and force-feed us milk.

00:48:42Sure, sure.

00:48:43Ale, go to bed.

00:48:44Put her to sleep, because you're always hitting that bump.

00:48:47Hey, that's true.

00:48:48Sure, don't worry.

00:48:50I'm calling the SWAT team right now.

00:48:53Oh my god, they don't believe it.

00:48:55Lucia, calm down.

00:48:56I am the first to be against gossip and trash TV.

00:48:59But things can be sorted out by talking.

00:49:00No, we're in this situation precisely because you're all loudmouths.

00:49:03And how can you be such a liar?

00:49:04You also don't know if it's a lie.

00:49:06Lucia, you're right, Juanito.

00:49:07If there's a celebrity in the building,

00:49:09We all need to agree to raise money.

00:49:12But that's what I'm saying.

00:49:14That's what I understood.

00:49:15And why don't we create a common fund?

00:49:17With the money we raise, we can replace the elevator.

00:49:19Well, if we consider it as an extraordinary income for the community,

00:49:22Everything becomes more ethical.

00:49:23Okay, let's see what we come up with.

00:49:25and then we'll see how we divide it.

00:49:27But don't you realize that if we play into their game

00:49:29They're not going to leave us alone.

00:49:30Don't get overwhelmed.

00:49:31Those celebrity gossip programs don't have a large audience either.

00:49:34Lucia, how are you?

00:49:36Did you know that Roberto was cheating on you with a minor?

00:49:38Are you dating anyone now?

00:49:40Excuse me, but I don't make statements.

00:49:42The questions for my niece, Natalia.

00:49:45She is the news.

00:49:46Go up to his house and do a report on him.

00:49:48This community of ours is open to the media

00:49:50for all kinds of scandals.

00:49:51Our policy is transparency.

00:49:53That leads us to be more.

00:49:53Look, look, look, there comes Roberto.

00:49:55Roberto, what do you think about all this?

00:49:58That's exactly what I'm going to ask her.

00:49:59Is your relationship with Vanessa still going on?

00:50:01Wait.

00:50:01Yes, yes, yes.

00:50:02We are very much in love.

00:50:03Thank you so much.

00:50:04Hey, if you want us to go on any shows,

00:50:06You don't call each other with complete confidence.

00:50:11But how could you even think of selling our photos?

00:50:13But I haven't sold anything.

00:50:15It couldn't have been you.

00:50:16I?

00:50:17But if the last thing I want is to be famous,

00:50:18Can you tell me what I should do now?

00:50:19Well, to make money, like everyone else.

00:50:21Withdraw money.

00:50:23Hey, don't get mad.

00:50:24If it's advertising for your restaurant.

00:50:26If you want, I'll stand at the door.

00:50:27Greeting customers, just like Dino.

00:50:29He removed the door handles from the balcony.

00:50:32I can't open it.

00:50:33Vicente, you hadn't bought a mobile phone.

00:50:35I threw it away.

00:50:36The battery died.

00:50:37But if that recharges, man.

00:50:39Yes of course.

00:50:39To turn off more light.

00:50:41I'll buy another one, I have points.

00:50:43It's here.

00:50:43To bed.

00:50:45Why do you want that?

00:50:46If there is no line.

00:50:48Follow me along the river.

00:50:54I already have the inhaler.

00:50:58Too late, man.

00:51:01I'm shocked!

00:51:02She's dead.

00:51:06Bed!

00:51:07An SMS has arrived!

00:51:08Bed!

00:51:09Let's see if you've broken it!

00:51:11I'm going to the kitchen to call the police!

00:51:12No, don't call anyone yet.

00:51:15This is between him and us.

00:51:25He's comfortable, my boy.

00:51:27Ladies, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I advise you not to.

00:51:30Call the police, that's what they're there for...

00:51:35You've got the wrong old lady, kid.

00:51:38Vicenta, go get the milk, because tonight is going to be a very long night.

00:51:50Mauri!

00:52:12Holy shit, what a scare!

00:52:12Why could you inform me about these things?

00:52:14Well, Mauri, I need to talk to you.

00:52:15Okay, let's take it one step at a time.

00:52:17You.

00:52:18We'll be right back.

00:52:19Just kidding, what do you want?

00:52:20Still!

00:52:22Don't worry.

00:52:23If Mauri loves you, he won't leave you.

00:52:25Julian, would you like to have something to drink?

00:52:27A juice?

00:52:27Your medication?

00:52:29What I don't understand is the childishness of wanting to make me jealous with that weird friend I don't know about

00:52:32Where did you get it from?

00:52:33Forgive me, but it was you who, in the middle of our first crisis, talked about an open relationship.

00:52:36What crisis?

00:52:37That's it, now deny everything.

00:52:38Be straight.

00:52:39But I talked about an open relationship so that we could respect each other's space,

00:52:43not so that we would hook up with the first person who comes along.

00:52:44Okay, then...

00:52:45What's happening?

00:52:46Are we a couple or not?

00:52:47Damn, Mauri is leaving my wife for you?

00:52:49So, how can you doubt it?

00:52:52It's Bea, this lesbian is confusing me with cement.

00:52:55And, well, it doesn't matter, everything's sorted out now.

00:52:58Not everything's settled, is it? You've got your lover right there.

00:53:01Poor thing, how are we going to tell him?

00:53:03Well, how are you going to tell him? Don't drag me into this...

00:53:05Aren't we dating? Well, you're coming with me, or what?

00:53:07This is all your fault.

00:53:14Julian, I'd like to explain something to you.

00:53:15There's no need, I've heard it all.

00:53:17Don't worry, I know when I'm in the way.

00:53:20Besides, you make a great couple.

00:53:22But it's okay. Hey, we can chat.

00:53:25Yes, we'll always have chat.

00:53:27Well, you can keep the cake.

00:53:29Which cake?

00:53:30This is the refrigerator. It was a surprise.

00:53:32Today is my birthday.

00:53:39Happy Birthday!

00:53:40No, don't bother.

00:53:42It's not necessary.

00:53:44Bye bye.

00:53:47Well, he's taken it pretty well, hasn't he?

00:53:50I'm going to jump!

00:53:51I'm going to jump!

00:53:53Calm down, Julian, calm down.

00:53:55Yes, wait a moment, I'll get the camera.

00:53:57Hey, but how did he get into the attic?

00:53:59Because there's no lock.

00:54:00Julian, listen, you are a wonderful person.

00:54:03I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.

00:54:06That's what everyone who's dumped me says.

00:54:08And get out of there, I don't want to hurt anyone.

00:54:10You really get yourself into trouble.

00:54:12Diego, why aren't you answering my phone?

00:54:14The one that was missing.

00:54:15Look, Alba, not now, because there's a friend of Mauro's here.

00:54:16who is attempting suicide.

00:54:18Ah, I see. You continue to ruin lives.

00:54:20How beautiful love is.

00:54:21Hey, we're all having a really tough time, okay?

00:54:23No, not me anymore, because I've started doing Pilates.

00:54:25And I'm rebuilding my life.

00:54:27Get out of the way, I'm jumping right now!

00:54:29I'm going to talk to him.

00:54:31Well, it's definitely happening, definitely.

00:54:34Well, I'm going to get rid of the car.

00:54:47Mariano, Mariano, can you turn off the music?

00:54:49My head hurts.

00:54:50You have to know how to drink.

00:54:52I'll get you a beer to balance the pH.

00:54:54And why don't you go down to the gatehouse for breakfast?

00:54:57Because there is more light here.

00:54:58Belén, we are in crisis.

00:54:59I went to the bank to request the statement.

00:55:01And they've already charged us the 500 euros.

00:55:02And the cashier at the glasses store gave me a dirty look.

00:55:04But you've still been overwhelmed.

00:55:05No, we'll get paid next week, don't worry.

00:55:07that nothing is wrong.

00:55:08But how can nothing be wrong?

00:55:09If we're in the red and the fridge is empty.

00:55:11Don't worry, I've already made a list for you.

00:55:13with everything that is missing.

00:55:14And on top of that, he never stops eating.

00:55:15Dad, leave the yogurt there.

00:55:16The insurance agent told me that at my age

00:55:18You have to take a lot of bifidobacteria.

00:55:19Okay, then let me make you a recipe.

00:55:21How was yesterday's meal, lovebirds?

00:55:23Did you manage to run away?

00:55:24Well, no, smarty pants.

00:55:25We paid with the card.

00:55:27You'd take the tab, wouldn't you?

00:55:28That's tax-deductible later.

00:55:29Oh no.

00:55:30If you don't reach the minimum,

00:55:31You do not have to make a declaration.

00:55:33Excuse me, but we can afford it.

00:55:36We have two salaries.

00:55:38Oh, you haven't noticed.

00:55:39We're fired.

00:55:40Lucia has closed the restaurant.

00:55:42That?

00:55:42But hey, with love these difficult moments can be overcome.

00:55:45Bye.

00:55:48Oh, we're going to starve to death.

00:55:54Belén, if she usually has to endure a week

00:55:56And you always say that we have to go on a diet.

00:55:57You have to be strong.

00:55:58No.

00:55:59I just want to sleep.

00:56:02Bethlehem, Bethlehem.

00:56:03Dad, help me, say something.

00:56:05Well, I'm going to the TV studio.

00:56:06that today I'm going out as a panelist.

00:56:08What are you saying?

00:56:08Yes, with Roberto's eastern radius

00:56:10We're grabbing everything we can.

00:56:12Ah, then I'll go with you

00:56:13I know a lot of his dirty laundry.

00:56:15Like what?

00:56:15I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.

00:56:17And since I haven't had surgery, we say

00:56:18And so it ended in the hospital.

00:56:19Hey, that's very interesting.

00:56:21Don't worry, I'll tell you.

00:56:23Hey, Dad, you'll give me something, won't you?

00:56:24Yes, I'm already appearing on TV.

00:56:26It's amazing.

00:56:27Roberto sleeps with a famous woman and makes a fortune.

00:56:30And I've been trying for ages.

00:56:31to work with dignity throughout one's life

00:56:33I'm in the street.

00:56:34Calm down, darling,

00:56:35I already know where we're going to get the money.

00:56:36Man, with one kidney

00:56:37You can live perfectly well, right?

00:56:39Listen, Carlos is now free

00:56:40and morally broken.

00:56:41He can get back together with you.

00:56:43As?

00:56:43And that's how you can make money from him.

00:56:45I get paid on day one

00:56:46and you come back to me

00:56:46because you've realized

00:56:47that I am much more interesting

00:56:48And that's perfectly believable.

00:56:49and fits all the pieces.

00:56:51Emilio,

00:56:51Are you asking me?

00:56:52Should I hook up with Carlos?

00:56:54No,

00:56:54that I only teased him a little bit

00:56:55If you shake his hand

00:56:56He is happy now.

00:56:57But who do you think you are?

00:56:58My hottie!

00:56:59This is an emergency, Belén.

00:57:01But if you and I know

00:57:01that we love each other

00:57:02And in the end, the voice always triumphs.

00:57:04Do you have a better plan?

00:57:04Well, no, but...

00:57:06Okay then,

00:57:06Put on a miniskirt.

00:57:08Emilio, it's cold.

00:57:09Okay, then put on some tights.

00:57:09that make use of your legs.

00:57:13We're both going to jump!

00:57:15Yeah!

00:57:15Which side?

00:57:16This area works well for me!

00:57:18But you didn't say

00:57:19that you were going to talk to him.

00:57:20And he's absolutely right.

00:57:21This is bullshit.

00:57:23Either you come back to me or you come back to me

00:57:24or I'll jump.

00:57:25And you with me?

00:57:26They make a good couple today, don't they?

00:57:28It's a shame they're going to last so little time.

00:57:30Okay, look, that's enough.

00:57:31If you want to jump,

00:57:32throw yourselves away.

00:57:33I'm going home.

00:57:33What are you saying, Mauri?

00:57:34Enough with the manipulation, man.

00:57:36Come on,

00:57:36Let's put on a movie

00:57:37and we took out the cake.

00:57:38It's true, there's cake!

00:57:39But, Mauri,

00:57:40If they're thrown away, so what?

00:57:40We asked Paco for the tape.

00:57:42if it's recording everything.

00:57:46Hey, have they left?

00:57:49What do we do?

00:57:50Shall we jump?

00:57:51Would you like to have a coffee?

00:57:52And we'll talk about it?

00:57:54Okay.

00:57:56You're not good enough for them.

00:58:01Hey!

00:58:02You're not going to work for me!

00:58:03If the ending is missing!

00:58:06It's just that the stories

00:58:07They never turn out perfectly round for me.

00:58:14It's not his fault, Robertón.

00:58:16Natalia has it.

00:58:17She's a lazy bum.

00:58:19Of course, man.

00:58:20But you're calling me a bad father.

00:58:22No, no, no, no, no.

00:58:23The girl was a saint.

00:58:24It's Roberto,

00:58:25who is sick.

00:58:26If he recorded dirty videos with Lucia.

00:58:28That too.

00:58:29Let's be clear about things now.

00:58:32Man!

00:58:32And Natalia has also been with my two children.

00:58:35Man!

00:58:36Man!

00:58:37Man!

00:58:38Man!

00:58:44Man!

00:58:45Please, please, please, please.

00:58:47Let's go, let's go to advertising

00:58:49Let's see if we can calm down a little.

00:58:49And you stop being so self-conscious.

00:58:51Please.

00:58:51OK?

00:58:52Advertising.

00:58:53Roberto,

00:58:54Angel or demon?

00:58:56In two minutes

00:58:57We'll go back to your neighbors.

00:59:03We're out.

00:59:05Okay, okay, okay, okay, guys.

00:59:07But you need to get more irritated.

00:59:08But much more.

00:59:10I have to get it.

00:59:10Mariano, and you,

00:59:11Choose a side.

00:59:13Damn, I just don't want to make a bad impression on the public.

00:59:15Hey, this is really fun.

00:59:16How about I pull your hair now?

00:59:18But be careful,

00:59:19These girls have done my hair very well.

00:59:20And I want it to last.

00:59:22Hey, Andrés,

00:59:22Natalia's behavior with your two children was unnecessary.

00:59:24I wouldn't say it again.

00:59:25Cane, Juan, cane,

00:59:27Otherwise, people will change the channel.

00:59:28Look, look, look.

00:59:29Yes, of course, look.

00:59:30Excuse me, just a moment.

00:59:32What if we say that Natalia is pregnant with Roberto's child?

00:59:34Man, if you say something like that,

00:59:36We're doing a special tomorrow.

00:59:37If you want my daughter to come,

00:59:39That has to be paid for, right?

00:59:40That's what we're talking about, Juan, that's what we're talking about.

00:59:42There's talk, there's talk.

00:59:43Excuse me, Roberto,

00:59:44Have you seen the pictures of Vanessa yet?

00:59:45with another man in a nightclub?

00:59:48And how are you feeling?

00:59:49I don't know anything, leave me alone.

00:59:50Did you break up because of Natalia's pregnancy?

00:59:52What pregnancy?

00:59:53Hey, don't record me.

00:59:54Please respect my privacy, okay?

00:59:56Hey, hey, hey, we're working, okay?

00:59:58Who do you think you are?

01:00:00What a fool.

01:00:01Come on, let's go.

01:00:05Dude, you're on every channel.

01:00:07Dude, you look like the king on Christmas Eve.

01:00:08Yes, but I don't see a penny.

01:00:10This morning Iberia a program

01:00:11And it turns out they've invited five neighbors

01:00:12to have a discussion about me.

01:00:13Yes, if you need a representative.

01:00:17What's wrong, Mom?

01:00:18Son, I'm here with your grandmother.

01:00:20and we're all mixed up.

01:00:21Who are you with?

01:00:23With Vanessa, with Lucía, or with Natalia?

01:00:24Not with any of the three, Mom.

01:00:25It's all a lie.

01:00:26Hey, look what's on TV.

01:00:28Hang on a minute.

01:00:32If Natalia is pregnant, you have to take care of the child.

01:00:35Hey, Mom, they're showing my first communion on TV.

01:00:38Yes, they gave us 1,500 euros.

01:00:41Your father is going to get his mouth done.

01:00:42Look how handsome you looked with your hair parted to the side.

01:00:44You need to let your hair grow.

01:00:46Come on, don't mess with me.

01:00:47This has to stop.

01:00:49It has to end, and now.

01:00:50Well, you're in for a surprise.

01:00:51You're a celebrity, you no longer have any rights.

01:00:54Well, according to my calculations, the forecasts are really promising.

01:00:57With 5 more aggressive talk shows we'll have enough funds to replace the elevator.

01:01:01We need to prepare tomorrow's special with Natalia.

01:01:04Yes, yes, yes, yes. We have to be professional.

01:01:06And what about what we've earned today?

01:01:08Why don't we start painting the staircase?

01:01:09That has to be voted on by all the neighbors.

01:01:11The statutes must be followed.

01:01:13And Lucía is missing, Mauri is missing, they're missing...

01:01:16Hey, does anyone know anything about the ladies?

01:01:18That's right, where are they?

01:01:19They left the gas on and fell asleep.

01:01:22That happens a lot.

01:01:23Yesterday, someone told me in the courtyard that they were being held captive, but come on...

01:01:27And why haven't you said anything?

01:01:28Well, I don't know, because they're a bit out of it...

01:01:31No, please, no more milk.

01:01:33Yes, man, it is skimmed milk.

01:01:34Come on, say it...

01:01:36I think that's enough.

01:01:38He promised us he wouldn't do it again.

01:01:39Hey, finish this cardboard box before it gets ruined.

01:01:43Ladies, where are you?

01:01:44Do you need anything?

01:01:45But hey, what's the doorbell for?

01:01:47Oh, thank God.

01:01:48Help! Help!

01:01:50But what are they doing to this man?

01:01:53Osteoporosis prevention campaign.

01:01:55Open your mouth!

01:01:58I have nothing to say, leave me alone.

01:02:01Open up, it's me.

01:02:09Hey man, what's up?

01:02:10Do you have no more photos to sell?

01:02:12Don't worry.

01:02:14Let's see what I have here.

01:02:17Take.

01:02:17The ones from my brother's wedding.

01:02:19Very handsome.

01:02:20Oh, the one from Morocco.

01:02:21I look hilarious on top of the camel.

01:02:23Listen, I've come to ask for your forgiveness.

01:02:25It's normal that you're angry.

01:02:26Roberto, I can't leave my house.

01:02:28I have paparazzi waiting for me downstairs all the time.

01:02:30Am?

01:02:30Well, like Presley, but without the money for a villa.

01:02:32I want to put an end to all this too.

01:02:34It's shit.

01:02:35You were right.

01:02:36I am another victim like you.

01:02:37Yes, a victim who sleeps with famous women in the bathroom.

01:02:39I'm sorry, but all this started because of you.

01:02:41I already know that.

01:02:42I'm an idiot.

01:02:42He was obsessed.

01:02:43But I've realized that it's not a big deal to go three months without making love.

01:02:46You are the best example.

01:02:48It's just that, ever since we broke up, I feel kind of lost.

01:02:51I need to focus, find a normal job, think about the future, I don't know.

01:02:55And you?

01:02:56No, no, no.

01:02:57Keep going, keep going, keep going.

01:02:58Don't get distracted, you're growing up.

01:02:59I need your help.

01:03:00Will you be able to forgive me?

01:03:01Of course.

01:03:03In five or six years this will have passed.

01:03:06Lucia, take it.

01:03:07I'm in the bathroom.

01:03:14Yeah.

01:03:14Hi, it's me.

01:03:15Do you have the photos of Lucia Antopless?

01:03:16The magazine pays them well.

01:03:19Alice?

01:03:23Are you here for more photos?

01:03:25You don't need to be cheeky, huh?

01:03:29Okay, let's talk about it.

01:03:31At least give me some clothes, what are photographers for?

01:03:35Take off your towel, you'll see what a wonderful cover it is.

01:03:40See? It wasn't me!

01:03:42Okay, now we just have to get them to leave us alone.

01:03:44What do we do?

01:03:45Hey, if you're up for it, I have an idea.

01:03:48And why is this one turned off?

01:03:53And why did Carlos turn it off so well?

01:04:01And what do you have?

01:04:02A casting call without...?

01:04:03We need to talk.

01:04:04Man, Alicia, I knew this was going to happen eventually, but it's impossible.

01:04:07I'm still in love with Belén.

01:04:08And he's already kicked me out of the house, you idiot.

01:04:10I need to give myself a few days until she forgives me.

01:04:11Is Bethlehem there?

01:04:12No, it's gone out.

01:04:13She went off for a bit to hook up with Carlos, but she'll be right back.

01:04:15That?

01:04:15No, but while we get through this economic rough patch, everything else is going very well, right?

01:04:18But how can you be so despicable?

01:04:19I'm going to call him right now.

01:04:20Call him if he has it turned off.

01:04:25Do I get a signal?

01:04:26Give me that.

01:04:27Carlos, I miss you so much, I need to see you.

01:04:29But you will be fake.

01:04:30Hey, Emilio, stay still.

01:04:32Give me the phone, Carlos, lie.

01:04:34Which I've already hung up.

01:04:36But what are you doing?

01:04:37This homeless woman said I called Carlos to ruin our business.

01:04:40How did it go? Did you get the money?

01:04:41Yes, but I had to sleep with him.

01:04:44Well, but I'm sure you were thinking of me.

01:04:46How much did he give you?

01:04:47So, you don't care, right?

01:04:48No, darling, I don't believe you, you're too much of a nun for those things.

01:04:51Okay, fine, I was just testing you.

01:04:53I don't know, it was impossible.

01:04:54Carlos is crazy about me.

01:04:54I asked him directly.

01:04:56I told him about our problem and he gave us 3,000 euros to get us by.

01:05:013,000 euros?

01:05:01But we don't throw that away, we redecorate our lives with it.

01:05:04But we have to give it back, okay?

01:05:05Well, that's what they always say.

01:05:08Alicia, Carlos, get out.

01:05:12I knew this was a passing crisis.

01:05:14And now I know that your love is sincere, because I recognize that at the beginning of our

01:05:17I thought you were using me in that relationship.

01:05:19Carlos, please.

01:05:20I love you for who you are, not for what you have.

01:05:22Yes, us too.

01:05:24Right, Emilio?

01:05:25Be quiet, I'm getting lost.

01:05:26That's not normal.

01:05:27The thing is, sometimes I have occasional bouts of low self-esteem.

01:05:30What are you doing naked?

01:05:31Oh, I haven't told him.

01:05:32Belén, I'm coming to live with you for a few days.

01:05:35You're kidding, right?

01:05:36My girlfriend has left money.

01:05:38Oh, what a joy, together again.

01:05:39Kiss.

01:05:41How beautiful, how beautiful that friendship prevails over all things.

01:05:45We'll have another dinner party to celebrate.

01:05:47Yes, but here at home, okay?

01:05:48I'm not taking any more risks.

01:05:53Are we all here yet?

01:05:54Whenever you want.

01:05:55Thank you all so much for coming.

01:05:56I have gathered you here to give you some important news.

01:05:58Are you going to marry Vanessa despite the infidelity?

01:06:00Do you acknowledge that Natalia's son is yours?

01:06:02Calm down, calm down, I'll tell you.

01:06:04All of that was a lie.

01:06:05It was a setup.

01:06:07All I want to say is that I'm back with Lucia, my longtime girlfriend.

01:06:11We're back.

01:06:12AND?

01:06:13So, yeah, we're back?

01:06:14Is that why you made us come here?

01:06:16Apálata, Maco, let's go.

01:06:17We wanted to ask for your understanding and that you respect our privacy.

01:06:20Please don't overwhelm us because we're not going to grant any exclusives, interviews, or anything like that.

01:06:24Roberto, Roberto, they've already left, come on, go.

01:06:26Honey, you're not selling much.

01:06:28And what do you want?

01:06:29Bartolomé Cerezo, from the magazine C and Esperanza.

01:06:31So, has love triumphed?

01:06:34Yeah.

01:06:35Thank you so much.

01:06:37Well, it seems they're finally going to leave us alone.

01:06:40Yeah.

01:06:41Wow, isn't it? To see us holding hands again.

01:06:44Yeah.

01:06:47Roberto, I've been thinking that maybe we were wrong.

01:06:54And, well, I don't know, you're exhausted, I am too, and...

01:06:59Should we give it a try?

01:07:03Well...

01:07:04Eeeeh!

01:07:05It was a joke, loser!

01:07:07What an expensive stall!

01:07:08Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:07:09I know they caught him, he was just messing with you.

01:07:11I was just going along with it.

01:07:13Goodbye, little star.

01:07:18Bye bye.

01:07:21What do you mean we don't need to go anymore?

01:07:22And the pregnancy special?

01:07:24Well, if the problem is financial, we can lower our price.

01:07:28Yeah, and if we're going for free, we'd be happy with a sandwich and a soft drink.

01:07:33Okay, fine.

01:07:35What's up, Juan?

01:07:36Roberto has returned to Lucía.

01:07:37And if he doesn't tell her anymore, neither will we.

01:07:39But how could he come up with that idea?

01:07:40Come on, you have to think about others.

01:07:42Well, a little bit.

01:07:43Okay, let's not panic.

01:07:45Does anyone know any other celebrities?

01:07:47Let's see, once Fari gave me a ride in his car when he was a taxi driver.

01:07:50Look, we could try something like that.

01:07:52Just when we get involved, our little scheme ends.

01:07:55Not everyone.

01:07:57Look who's on the cover of this magazine wearing a bikini.

01:08:00Is that it?

01:08:01Natalia!

01:08:01Explain this to me right now.

01:08:02And you give me that magazine.

01:08:03I bought it because of the calendar, but look, look at the drop-down menu.

01:08:08Youth, divine treasure.

01:08:11Marisa used to be like that, but when Manolo left her she lost a lot of weight.

01:08:14Nieves, you have a knife.

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