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00:32Behold
00:33And they haven't noticed.
00:34And I even grabbed them right under the shop assistant's nose.
00:38Marisa, this is the last time I'm going to the supermarket with you.
00:40Why do you always have to steal something?
00:42What do you want the batteries for?
00:44To see if they'll search me, but there's no way.
00:46Do you think it's beautiful?
00:48I think it's awful.
00:50Steal food, it's more practical
00:52Look at those asparagus!
00:53You're a pair of criminals
00:55Next time I'll tell the security guard.
00:58Okay, but how did Paloma come up with the idea of putting this here without consulting us?
01:01I don't know, I'm just an errand boy
01:02He tells me, "Put the rug here," and I put it down.
01:03Yes, but don't listen to Emilio, he's not the president.
01:06Well, she says yes
01:07What is this? What happened to the elevator?
01:09Doña Paloma, who said she was going to give the portal a facelift
01:12And look what he's put
01:13That rug in a week
01:14That's a mite festival.
01:16And the fountain, the fountain is an ugly, ugly, ugly eyesore.
01:19What's wrong, Emilio?
01:20Nothing, I was just telling the neighbor here about the class of the entrance hall now.
01:23The statistician caught it with two taps.
01:25Of course
01:25This estate is beginning to achieve the status it deserves.
01:29Excuse me, Paloma, but what we need to do is spend the money on a new elevator.
01:32And not in shovelfuls like these
01:33Excuse me, beautiful, but these are new trends
01:35You'll see how long it takes for the neighborhood to copy us.
01:37Well, I don't like it at all.
01:39And neither do I.
01:40Well, you look the other way
01:41I am the president, period.
01:44But you're not the president
01:45Come on, nobody voted for you here.
01:47It's not necessary.
01:48Oh, Emilio, the carpet has a wrinkle here
01:51Do yourself a favor and fix it
01:53We were almost better off with the other one
01:54Since Juan left her, nobody can stand her.
01:58Do you remember?
01:58That the same thing happened to you when Manolo left you
02:01It took me a while to say it, huh?
02:02Emilio, call all the neighbors
02:04Call an urgent meeting
02:05This woman is not the president
02:08Oh dear, they're giving you the finger
02:09Doesn't it hurt?
02:11I'm not trying to be macho, but come on...
02:14Aaaaaah!
02:16No one lives here, here, here.
02:19Not here, not here
02:21Every day is like this
02:23I couldn't imagine it when I came here
02:25I was just looking for something bad.
02:28I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
02:30No one lives here, here, here.
02:33Not here, not here
02:34No one lives here, here, here.
02:37Not here, not here
02:39The house above me is collapsing
02:41I can't find the goalkeeper
02:43My neighbors are watching and listening to me
02:46I'm holding on in this place
02:48I go into a copal incense burner
02:52A train, an earthquake, and a volcano
02:58And you'll have this ladder
03:02No one lives here, here, here.
03:05Not here, not here
03:06No one lives here, here, here.
03:09Not here, not here
03:11No one lives here, here, here.
03:14Not here, not here
03:16No one lives here, here, here.
03:23Okay, a little bit of please, let's start the meeting, because today promises to be interesting.
03:27I now give the floor to our most excellent president of the community, Ms. Paloma Cuesta.
03:32Is this okay?
03:33That's fine.
03:34First of all, I would like to know who called a meeting without my consent.
03:39Well, we've all called the meeting, because if your husband has left, according to the bylaws we have to elect a
03:44new president.
03:45And why? I'm the president and I'm doing a great job.
03:47Are you doing really well? Emilio told us you've set yourself a salary.
03:51Are you a snitch? Well, yes, I've set myself a salary, because a manager like me has to be paid.
03:56But the president of a community cannot be paid.
03:58Okay, now we're talking. Next item.
04:00No, not next item. We all have the right to elect a new president.
04:03Go away, Mrs. Cuesta, go away.
04:05Concha, this is your first warning. If you speak again without having the floor, I will expel you from the board.
04:09Are you going to expel me?
04:11Second warning, Emilio. Get Concha out of here.
04:14I'd give him another warning, you know? It's usually three.
04:16Chorizo.
04:16Third warning. Out on the street!
04:18Doña Paloma, I don't think I can do it alone.
04:20Let's all try to calm down a bit, and see if we can reach an agreement.
04:24Why don't we each become president every day? It could be really nice.
04:27Vicenta, you stay on your planet, you're needed more there.
04:30Paloma, you can't insist on being president if the neighbors don't want you.
04:33Well, I'll just say one thing. I control the bank accounts. So it's up to you.
04:37But if we all stop paying your community fees, what money will you control?
04:41But look how twisted that woman is, huh? Don't you realize? Is she trying to turn you against me?
04:45If it's not necessary, if they already are.
04:47And I'm withholding your salary. Because you're a loudmouth.
04:50But why do you want elections? Nobody here wants to be president?
04:53I do.
04:55I am running as a candidate.
04:57Hey, honey, no need. If you're bored, I'll buy you a bag.
05:01Well, well, well, well. This is a real joke.
05:05The grass is president. But are you really going to vote for it over me?
05:09And why not? Let the ballot boxes decide.
05:11Who are they? But we don't vote.
05:14Very well. If you want elections, you'll have elections.
05:18This afternoon, a celebration of democracy. Everyone, go vote!
05:21What's your program? Will there be any benefits for retired women?
05:25Can we have a debate on Radiopatio? I'm sure there'll be some action!
05:32Honey, with the budget we have, we can only invite 52 people.
05:36And you gave me a list of 118?
05:38Well, since I have a lot of cousins. All my aunts are allergic to lather.
05:41If your mother comes to the wedding, don't count on me.
05:43Instead of complaining so much, what you could do is contribute a little money.
05:46That normal parents help their children when they get married.
05:48What do you think? That I wouldn't like to pay for a wedding you deserve?
05:52But life has dealt me a very bad hand.
05:54To you? If you live like God.
05:55Well, what do we do? Either we get more money or we postpone the wedding.
05:59But where am I supposed to do them, darling? And on top of everything, the president is staging a coup; she's withheld my salary.
06:03Well, I can't put in any more money, darling.
06:05I still need to buy my wedding dress, I'm broke.
06:07Oh, but you still don't have the dress?
06:09Okay, I've already told myself. I know a place with seasonal leftovers that they'll give you half off.
06:12price.
06:13Be careful, our wedding is top-notch, okay?
06:14Rocío is not going to marry a pillowcase.
06:16They're runway dresses, that's it. They might have some minor flaw, some imperfection, and they're no longer selling them.
06:20But they're brand new.
06:21Ah, well, in that case I'm interested. Where is that store?
06:24No, it's a warehouse. It's better if you come with me; they know me.
06:27If you want, we can come by this afternoon.
06:28Okay, fine.
06:30Hey, do you happen to have any spare cousins around so we can get rid of some people?
06:33No, but I have more than enough of everything. What a bunch of freeloaders.
06:37What are you on about? Why are you helping him?
06:39If she wants to get married, let her spend the money. And if she doesn't have it, tough luck.
06:42Belén, please don't be simplistic.
06:44The only problem with those dresses is that they're hideous. That's why they don't sell.
06:49Since we can't stop her from getting married, at least let her get married ugly.
06:52Sounds good, huh? It's twisted.
06:56Honestly, you're so unfeminine.
07:00Hello, Emilio.
07:01Oh, Mr. Juan. How wonderful that you're finally back. You have no idea how happy I am.
07:05Incorrect. I'm only here for my clothes and my four-color pen to correct exams.
07:09Well, the situation here is desperate, isn't it? You have to return from exile.
07:11Doña Paloma has staged a coup and is acting as president.
07:14Oh, really? Well, that's great.
07:15Let him realize how difficult it is to govern our community without receiving anything in return.
07:19Yes, but wait, I'll continue.
07:20Because the building's leading figures have called for elections.
07:22And do you know who the other candidate is?
07:24The grass. Look at that view.
07:25But well, that's absurd.
07:27Anarchy is spreading.
07:28Mr. Juan, if you are indeed the captain of this ship.
07:29You have to come back.
07:30Why doesn't he make peace with Doña Paloma?
07:32No way.
07:32Why do I have to apologize to my wife if I haven't done anything wrong?
07:34Man, he cheated on her.
07:35That I haven't cheated on him.
07:36She is the one who has systematically refused to have sex with her husband,
07:39violating one of the basic principles of the institution of marriage.
07:42Man, that's absolutely true, isn't it?
07:44You can't exist without copulating.
07:45That's it.
07:45For me to come back, she has to apologize to me.
07:47Because I love her, but it's not so bad being alone either.
07:50I've moved out of my sister's house and found a great guesthouse,
07:52very clean and with a color television,
07:54and that, apart from the occasional fight between rival gangs,
07:56It is a haven of peace.
07:57So watch out, because Juan Cuesta is pushing forward.
08:04But what is this?
08:06Latest trend.
08:12Bea's idea was to adopt, but I told her,
08:14This isn't going to work.
08:15And what happened?
08:15It didn't work.
08:16Then Bea came up with the idea of insemination,
08:18But I told him that banks aren't trustworthy, especially sperm banks.
08:21that it's better to turn to someone you know.
08:22So of course, she thought of someone intelligent, cultured, sensitive, attractive.
08:26Let's sum it up, he chose me.
08:28But it's something that flatters me,
08:30which at the same time throws me off,
08:31because the idea of being a father had never crossed my mind.
08:34I don't know, what should I do?
08:37Would you like something to drink?
08:38No, I want advice, and I want it now.
08:40But if the only good thing about being gay is that you don't have children,
08:42Why complicate your life?
08:43Hey, excuse me, what Mauri is doing is really nice.
08:46It is an act of generosity.
08:47No, no, no, it's a curious mess.
08:49Mauri, I won't get rid of a child until I'm 30.
08:51And to get her to leave the house you have to buy her an apartment.
08:54Look, Lucia.
08:54Hey.
08:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:56He told me that I have no responsibility towards the child.
08:59that I am only the supplier of the raw material.
09:01Sperm, Mauri.
09:02Yes, but you'll always know he's your son, right?
09:04It might even look like you.
09:05Can you imagine a tiny Mauri?
09:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:11This needs to be thought about calmly.
09:12Becoming a father is one of the most important decisions in a human being's life.
09:16But then again, who doesn't want to have a child?
09:19Honey, we're talking about mature people.
09:21Oh, sorry.
09:22Besides, I'm alone, I don't know if I'll ever have a partner again and...
09:26At least with a child you have someone to send a chrism to.
09:28Of course, go for it.
09:30Go for it, Mauri, you'll make Bea happy and you'll definitely be a great dad.
09:33I find this strange.
09:34He's going to be a boy with a gay father and a lesbian mother.
09:36Explain that to the kid.
09:37Roberto, he's going to be a boy with a father and a mother, right?
09:39Yes, and the father's boyfriend and the mother's girlfriend.
09:42Well, more presents for Christmas, right?
09:44Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
09:49But, Mom, are you really not going to fix it?
09:51You two look like kids.
09:52I don't have to fix anything.
09:54It is your father who has to come crawling to ask for forgiveness.
09:57For being an adulterer.
09:57But what if he hasn't put them on you?
09:59But he's thought about it.
10:00They are thought horns, which are more serious.
10:02Because he can put them on me whenever he wants.
10:04Since I got married, I have never desired another man.
10:07And what about Miguel Bosé?
10:08But those who appear on TV don't count.
10:10Mom, you've been married for 20 years.
10:12You'll have to hold on a little longer, won't you?
10:14If I have to get a divorce, I'll get a divorce now.
10:16That I'm still young and beautiful.
10:19Well, I've already picked up everything I had to pick up.
10:21Look how nice.
10:22That way I have more room in the closet.
10:24I bought that shampoo myself.
10:27Leave.
10:28Yes, run.
10:29That some little friend will be waiting for you.
10:31Can I say goodbye to my children?
10:32I don't think they want to talk to you.
10:34He feels a lot of hostility towards you.
10:35No, Dad, he's making it up.
10:37Why don't you stop fooling around and just talk already?
10:39I have nothing to say.
10:41Me neither.
10:42Children, you can come and see me whenever you want.
10:45I'm at the Loli guesthouse, on Virgen de Loli street.
10:47Yes, yes, I know her.
10:48What do you mean you know her?
10:49No, it's on my way to the library.
10:51Once it's permanently installed, we'll talk about who you want to stay with.
10:55Well, imagine it.
10:56I start looking at offers for 50 euros.
10:58I am of legal age.
10:59Don't try to confuse me.
11:00Well, you go to Loli's guesthouse, you already know the way.
11:03Bye bye.
11:14Come on, you bummer, say something.
11:16This, Mom.
11:18Hey, cheer up.
11:21Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
11:23You are a mother and a president.
11:25Neither Juan nor the neighbors can get the better of you.
11:27And I'm going to win the playground debate.
11:29And I'm going to change the disorders.
11:30Are you changing on your own?
11:32Yes, but when he gets bored, he'll come after us.
11:34We have to do something.
11:35Mom and Dad have to come back.
11:37Damn, I see the solution clearly.
11:42Look, I've been thinking about the topic of insemination.
11:45I've done my research, I've coldly weighed the pros and cons.
11:49And it hasn't done me any good.
11:51So come on, let's have it.
11:53Count on my sperm.
11:55Oh, Paul, thank you!
11:57Okay, fine, fine, fine.
11:58You'll have to tell me what I have to do, okay?
12:00What is the process?
12:01Let's go to the clinic, you have an appointment to have some tests done.
12:04What do you mean I have a time?
12:05Yes, I've already done them all.
12:06I'm undergoing treatment and about to ovulate.
12:08It's time.
12:08There is a full moon and the tides are low.
12:10But what are they going to do to you?
12:11Insemination or a birth chart?
12:12Everything has an influence, Mauri.
12:13Come on, let's go to the clinic.
12:14But why did you know I was going to say yes?
12:15Well, I knew it.
12:16There is a special connection between you and me.
12:19You could have warned me.
12:20I would have saved myself from overthinking it.
12:27Dear neighbors,
12:29This community needs a change.
12:32A breath of fresh air.
12:34Isabel, listen to me.
12:35You know the mess you're getting yourself into.
12:38Why do you want to be president?
12:39I need to grow as a person.
12:41Facing new challenges.
12:43Furthermore, in this country there are increasingly more women in important offices.
12:46Yes, by cleaning them.
12:48Oh.
12:49Who's going to start ironing the clothes?
12:51Mom, it's a joke.
12:52And I support you.
12:53You can do very well.
12:54You have many qualities.
12:56Are you...
12:57Are you...
12:57Right, Dad?
12:58Ah, darling, now that we had finally managed to integrate,
13:02You're going to anger the neighbors again.
13:05Because?
13:06Don't you believe I'm capable of doing it right?
13:07If it's not that, then you're very good.
13:10You like to give, but as president you'll only receive.
13:13Look, Juan Cuesta, how beaten down he is.
13:15If I tell you how old she is, you won't believe it.
13:18Andrés, I have always trusted you.
13:20What are you saying?
13:21That's a lie.
13:22I know.
13:23Now I'm in politics and I'm learning to be cynical.
13:26Dear...
13:26I've already finished the poster.
13:28What do you think?
13:30Do I look like a winner?
13:32Right?
13:35But what are you doing looking for aphrodisiacs on the internet if your age doesn't require it?
13:38They're not for me, they're for my mother.
13:40Let's see if he gets his act together and gets involved with my father again.
13:43My son, I know where I'm going to get the money for your wedding.
13:48Mariano Delgado returns to the bullring.
13:50Look, the suit still fits me.
13:51I haven't put in a single kilo.
13:53Dad, you're too young to have dementia.
13:54Go on, take that off before someone sees you.
13:56He was serious.
13:57I have spoken with my former manager and hollow macho at three village bullfights.
14:00Dude, your father was a bullfighter.
14:01He didn't even get to take the alternative.
14:03It looked like you were playing darts instead of planting the flag.
14:06I was a promise.
14:07I retired because your mother wanted to start a family.
14:10What a deal I made.
14:11But Dad, how can you stand in front of a bull at your age?
14:13They're not going to ram you, they're going to laugh at you.
14:15I'm telling you, let them come in a little and they'll take me out through the main door.
14:18Yes, they'll take you out wherever the ambulance fits.
14:20Well, I'm going to the patio to practice my crutches.
14:23Well, that's just what I needed.
14:25Filito de parla acting like a fool.
14:26Well, Emilio, it doesn't matter.
14:27Look on the bright side.
14:28If you hold the funeral on the same day as the wedding, you might get a discount.
14:32Well, that too, right?
14:33Hey, I'll put on that slut's aunts, see if I can relax.
14:35The one with the firecrackers.
14:36Yeah.
14:37I propose a different kind of community.
14:39Based on peace, harmony and dialogue.
14:42Look here, Mrs. Herbs.
14:43This community is doing well.
14:45It has been 12 years of my husband's presidency.
14:47But I'm the one who's made the important decisions.
14:51With me, we're going further.
14:53I propose reducing expenses.
14:55And lowering community fees?
14:56Very good!
14:57That's the spirit!
14:59And I suggest you shut up, damn it.
15:01It's siesta time.
15:02You be quiet, they're promising things.
15:04I'm going to rent the storage room to illegal immigrants.
15:07That's 600 euros a month in undeclared cash.
15:09And with that, I'll put a pool and solarium on the rooftop.
15:12Like in top-tier estates.
15:14But that's demagogic.
15:16And it's also illegal.
15:17You be quiet, you don't have the floor.
15:19Do you see it?
15:19Violence begets violence.
15:22Oops!
15:23But be careful, yours are made of wood and they do more damage.
15:28Take!
15:30Let's get moving!
15:32Who are you going to vote for?
15:33To the dove party or the green one?
15:35Marisa, the vote is secret.
15:37Hey, what are you going to do about the crazy people?
15:39What crazy people?
15:41Look.
15:42Look.
15:44This one's for you, beautiful ladies.
15:49Look, look, look, look.
15:51Have you seen how it marks the package?
15:57Damn, it fell down here.
16:01That's why Emilio doesn't go overboard.
16:03Now I can believe that, you know?
16:04Did you bring him here so he'd look awful on his wedding day?
16:07No.
16:07We are helping a friend get a wedding dress at a good price.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Besides, it doesn't have to be hideous.
16:13As long as it looks awful, I'm happy.
16:15Oh!
16:16Okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:19What do you think?
16:20Oh.
16:21It's not really my style, is it?
16:22Don't be so sure.
16:23It looks great on you, doesn't it?
16:24Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
16:26It has such a...
16:28as a bride.
16:29Yes, and I'm sure that everything looks good on you.
16:32I'm going to try on another one.
16:34Don't overcomplicate things.
16:35In short, Emilio isn't going to notice.
16:36No, no, it's better to try another one.
16:37He has a low-cut top and she has a nice chest.
16:39Other.
16:40Yes, it's called people, right?
16:41Is this whole wedding dress thing nonsense?
16:43So much fuss to choose a dress that you then wear four or five times in your life.
16:47Shall we try one on?
16:48Come on.
16:49Please, don't be pathetic.
16:51How pathetic!
17:20We should have brought a video camera, huh?
17:22That's why I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
17:25Hey Rocío, make up your mind, woman, they're going to shut us down.
17:28They are all very beautiful.
17:30Yes, yes, this is the last one, I promise.
17:32If it doesn't suit me, I'll get married in jeans.
17:34Or in the mailroom dress uniform.
17:36Yeah, right?
17:40How about this one?
17:44I don't see it, huh?
17:45No, it's, it's, it's, it's...
17:48I don't see it.
17:49No no.
17:50This one goes back there.
17:51Do you like it?
17:52I bet you don't!
17:53Man, it's beautiful.
17:54What a beauty.
17:55Well, maybe it's reserved or...
17:58It has one of those insurmountable flaws.
18:00Or the fabric gives you an allergic reaction that makes you break out in rashes all over your body and...
18:05It doesn't look good, does it?
18:06This one is perfect.
18:07We just need to fix a little bit here, but that's it.
18:09I liked the first one better, you know?
18:11I like this one better.
18:12Girls, I already have a dress.
18:17Awesome, huh?
18:19Awesome.
18:23Thank you so much, girls.
18:24That was a really nice gesture, wasn't it?
18:26Well, you've saved my life.
18:27You're welcome, woman.
18:28That's what friends are for.
18:29Yeah.
18:30And most importantly, that everything goes well on that very special and very... day
18:34All.
18:34Thank you, thank you, Belén.
18:36Well, I thought you were going to be upset about my wedding with Emilio, but you're handling it very well.
18:41I've been told she's delighted, come on.
18:43I think I'm almost as excited about it as you are.
18:45No more.
18:46Girls, let's forget about you guys fixing my dress, okay?
18:49Never mind, I'll take it to a seamstress now with the money I've saved.
18:51No, they're going to rip you off.
18:53If you tend to give it a bit of a twist.
18:55Belén can do this for you in a moment.
18:56You'll have it tonight.
18:58Okay, okay, thank you very much, huh?
19:00I think I'm going to have to invite all three of you to my bachelorette party.
19:03Yeah.
19:05Okay, goodbye.
19:06Until next time!
19:09Oh, I mean, not only is she going to look gorgeous getting married, but on top of that I have to fix her dress.
19:14It's just amazing.
19:16What are you laughing at?
19:17No, it's just so good.
19:18Hey, that was bad luck.
19:20This site usually only has hideous dresses.
19:22And why are you telling him that I'm going to fix it for him?
19:24True, Livia.
19:25Because that way you can fix it badly.
19:27You can leave one sleeve longer than the other.
19:29Either you unpick the wolf and it opens up in the middle of the wedding.
19:31Excellent!
19:32Forget a pin inside.
19:34What do you think you are?
19:35Is this woman an idiot?
19:36He'll realize it.
19:37I don't know, Belén.
19:38Use your imagination a little, because I have to think of everything.
19:41It seems like he's doing it on purpose, doesn't it?
19:43Why do you listen to him?
19:44What do I know, what do I know.
19:47The truth is that the dress is beautiful.
19:49But it makes him feel terrible.
19:58The doctor will be here soon.
19:59Would you like something to drink?
20:00A coffee?
20:00An infusion?
20:01No.
20:01No, thank you very much.
20:03Thank you.
20:05It's all so cold, isn't it?
20:06Here you sneeze and they analyze the microbes on the spot.
20:09They'd better be good, because the treatment costs 3,000 euros.
20:12Daughter, it's so expensive to be a lesbian.
20:16Hi how are things?
20:18Mauricio Hidalgo, right?
20:20Are you going to be the donor?
20:21Yes, the father.
20:22No, let's tell it, Victoria.
20:24Artificial insemination is a complex process.
20:26Only 50% of women get pregnant.
20:30For now, only a donor.
20:32Donor, donor.
20:33Do you have any hereditary diseases?
20:35Did he take drugs through his abdomen?
20:37No, no, no.
20:38Well, my cholesterol is a little high, that's true.
20:40You already know that to be a donor you have to abstain from sexual relations for at least a week.
20:45No, don't worry, there's room.
20:46How long have you been taking?
20:47Any other questions?
20:48No.
20:49Now we need to perform a semen analysis on you.
20:51Ah, very good.
20:53And what is that?
20:53Hurts?
20:54No, it's a semen analysis to see if the quality is good enough to try.
21:00I think it's good, but come on, it's just a hunch.
21:02But it needs to be verified.
21:03With the technique we use, we do not artificially fertilize the oocytes.
21:07but the sperm must find the egg in the fallopian tube.
21:10And the most skillful one is the one who manages to impregnate.
21:12Well, let's hope they're skilled, because I'm not very well trained at finding eggs.
21:16So what do I do? Like, do I do an analysis, without having breakfast, and bring a sample from home?
21:20No, there's no need, we'll do it right here.
21:22Follow me.
21:22Here? Now?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Ah, come on.
21:25Cheer up, champ.
21:26Now?
21:27Yes, this way, please.
21:29Yes, but now...
21:30Yeah.
21:38Well, I imagine I don't need to explain what the process involves.
21:42No, it's like riding a bicycle, you never forget.
21:45Remember that the goal is to get the sample into the vial.
21:49It seems obvious, but some people get emotional and...
21:51Yes, aim, let's go.
21:53That is.
21:56Here, in case you need a visual stimulus.
21:59No, thank you very much, this isn't going to help me much.
22:01Don't worry, there's a fold-out on page 38, which is quite interesting.
22:05No, forget it, really, I'll let my imagination run wild.
22:09Anyway, I hope they were.
22:11Yes, better.
22:25Did they use a Tupperware container as a ballot box?
22:27I'm just amazed.
22:29And why do they ask for our ID cards if we all know each other?
22:31First, vote.
22:35My God, this birthdate is serious, this lady is a vampire.
22:39Give me your ID.
22:40Okay, we've all voted.
22:42Let's do the count.
22:44Wait a minute, Mauri is missing.
22:45Mauri told me he's voting for me.
22:47That I always support gay people and their things.
22:49That's not it, we have to call him, have him vote by phone.
22:51If it's not necessary, Paloma will surely vote.
22:54Well, let's see what he has to say.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Kid, you're coming for dinner.
23:04I'll make you a croquette.
23:06Sorry?
23:07Emilio, don't be a fool.
23:08Hey, Mauri, it's us here voting for the presidency.
23:11Hey, please don't distract me, I'm busy.
23:14Yes, okay, but who does he vote for?
23:15To Doña Paloma or to Doña Isabel?
23:17To Isabel.
23:18Bye bye.
23:19He's a faggot.
23:20One vote for Isabel.
23:21Okay, let's proceed with the official vote count.
23:27First ballot.
23:28Paloma cuesta.
23:29Do you see it?
23:30In the end I come up big, like Bush.
23:32I'm sure that's yours.
23:33Second ballot.
23:35Isabel.
23:35Two, one.
23:37Third ballot.
23:38It's blank.
23:39No, it's mine.
23:40I haven't put anything because it's secret, but I vote for ISA.
23:43That vote is invalid.
23:44Vicenta is senile.
23:45Three, one, Paloma.
23:46Fourth ballot.
23:47The grass.
23:48(By the way, go away, Mrs. Cuesta.)
23:50Go away.
23:51This one's going to be made of seashell.
23:52Four, one.
23:53You don't need to say any more.
23:54Isabel is our new president.
23:56My God.
23:59Let's go, Paloma's off her leash.
24:01Thank you so much, really.
24:03This is the most beautiful moment since I was elected class representative.
24:06Okay.
24:07She won.
24:08That's up to you.
24:09I don't intend to be in opposition.
24:10Everyone out of here.
24:12We are happy.
24:13The grass is president.
24:15I'm going to miss the mortadella canapés.
24:18Clear.
24:18After so much time taking the same ones out, you eventually get attached to them.
24:23Emilio, where are you going?
24:24Pick this up.
24:25Doña Paloma, you already send us.
24:27So with all due respect, give him black pudding.
24:39It's been in there for a long time, hasn't it?
24:41It usually takes that long.
24:42No, that's not the norm.
24:43The average is three and a half minutes.
24:45So I'm inclined to think that something is wrong.
24:48Of course, there have also been cases where the donor has fallen asleep.
24:51And don't you think you should come in?
24:53If we distract him, it could be fatal.
24:56Mauri, is everything alright?
24:58Regular.
24:59I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't concentrate.
25:01I think it's the color of the walls.
25:03Okay, don't worry.
25:04Relax.
25:05But how am I supposed to relax with you guys out here pressuring me?
25:07Couldn't I just take the little bottle and bring my homework done from home?
25:10No, it's because sperm have a very short lifespan and need to be frozen as soon as possible.
25:14But don't worry, we can always resort to electroejaculation.
25:17Electro?
25:18What's that?
25:19We obtain the semen through gentle electrical impulses by placing electrodes at the base...
25:24Give me one last try!
25:27Hey, is that thing about electrodes true?
25:29Yeah.
25:30They did it to me at university to get into the tuna (a traditional Spanish student music group).
25:38She's going to look like Wilma Flintstone.
25:39No, no, no, Belén, Belén, Belén, relax, breathe, think a little, okay?
25:43Why would you ruin the dress if Rocío still has 15 days to find another one?
25:46Hey, she's getting married anyway, and you're going to make a fool of yourself.
25:48No, you're right, it's nonsense.
25:50But I'll have to do something, won't I?
25:52She looked gorgeous.
25:53Did he iron it?
25:55Did I iron it if it burned me?
25:56That can happen, right?
25:57No, no, Belén, Belén, Rocío is not to blame.
25:59Dude, Emilio is in love with her and no matter how many dresses you ruin that's not going to change.
26:06Bleach, I saw a little stain and I spilled the whole bottle, the typical thing you see in commercials.
26:10No, or better yet, you dropped it; they won't suspect you.
26:13Yeah?
26:14No, no, no, no, not me, leave me alone, I don't want to know anything about this.
26:18Okay, I'll cut it short.
26:19Belén, Belén, you're not well, you're very unwell.
26:21Look, excuse me, beautiful, but I'm not bad looking, you know?
26:32Let's see if everything is there.
26:35Pepper, parsley, pistachio, artichoke, banana, avocado, prawns, honey, dandelion, hazelnut, cinnamon, onion, garlic and ginseng.
26:40But are you sure all of this is an aphrodisiac?
26:42Yes, man, the internet never lies.
26:45Okay, so what dish should we make with all this?
26:47Well, I don't know, put a little effort into it, make a nice, fresh gazpacho.
26:51Dad?
26:54Son, thanks for calling, okay?
26:56How are you? Are you all right?
26:57Uh, yes, yes, I wanted to give you a message from Mom.
27:00Katia, I know you're there.
27:02You open the fucking door or I'll break it down.
27:04No, no, incorrect, Katia, end of hallway.
27:06And who the hell are you?
27:07I am Juan Cuesta, president of...
27:10I incline from this our pension.
27:12Dad, you're okay, right?
27:14Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's just that my TV is a bit high, you know?
27:17So, what were you saying about Mom?
27:19Mom, who is sorry and wants to invite you to dinner at home tomorrow to make peace.
27:23Ah, he's come to his senses.
27:25Well, tell him I'll be there, ready to receive his apology.
27:29Katia, no, end of hallway.
27:32Son, I'm hanging up on you, okay?
27:33They bring me dinner, you know?
27:36Bye bye.
27:36Okay, okay, see you later.
27:40Well, if he survives tonight, he's coming for dinner tomorrow.
27:47Hey, what are you doing messing up my kitchen?
27:50José Miguel, don't snack between meals, we have an endocrinologist appointment on Monday, okay?
27:53Mom, what did you buy?
27:54Shoes for my depression.
27:56I have to take advantage of the fact that your father hasn't cancelled the card yet.
27:59By the way, Dad called.
28:00He says he is very sorry.
28:02He wants to come tomorrow to have dinner with you and sort things out.
28:05What do we say to him/her?
28:07It took a while to fall apart, huh?
28:09Well, the important thing is to realize your mistakes.
28:13Was she crying?
28:14She couldn't even be understood.
28:15It has rung three times.
28:16Poor man.
28:18Okay, then let him come.
28:19But just so you know, I'm doing this for you guys, okay?
28:22So that you don't become unbalanced and fall into drugs and marginality.
28:27Well, they've already been summoned.
28:29They both took the bait.
28:30Now we have to decide on the menu.
28:35Emilio, what's wrong?
28:36You can't see the TV.
28:37It would be strange if it were seen.
28:38I just removed the antenna.
28:39For what purpose?
28:40With a screwdriver.
28:41Turn it to the left and it comes out right away.
28:43No, why are you taking it off?
28:45To sell it and get high.
28:47Yes, Mrs. Concha.
28:47I'll trade this for two joints.
28:49I removed it because the president told me to.
28:51Doña Isabel says that television is over, that it's bad.
28:53That depends on the program, doesn't it?
28:54No, no, no.
28:55It's because this thing releases Hertzian waves that melt your chakras.
28:58and they throw off your natural internal energies or something like that, I don't know.
29:01Look, she's coming this way.
29:03Isa, what are you doing?
29:05Aromatherapy.
29:05I'm scenting the stairs with sandalwood.
29:08Don't I feel more relaxed?
29:09Well no.
29:09But why are they taking away our TV?
29:11Because it is a harmful invention created to cut off communication between people.
29:15The four hours a day that we Spaniards watch on TV
29:17It is a time when we stop relating to the people in our most beloved environment.
29:21I don't have any of that.
29:23Since Manolo left her.
29:24We neighbors need to interact with each other so that energy can flow.
29:29Let's do a test.
29:30A day without TV?
29:30Let's see what happens, you'll see how much you like it.
29:32No, it's clear that energy will flow.
29:34It's a nice initiative.
29:35We can talk amongst ourselves.
29:38I'm going to turn to drinking.
29:46Emilio, it's me.
29:48Can you come upstairs for a moment?
29:49I have a problem.
29:50What's the matter?
29:51I tried on Rocío's dress just out of curiosity to see how it looked on me.
29:55and the zipper is stuck and I can't take it off.
29:56But you, you're sick, aren't you?
29:58You dress up as things you're not.
29:59You're worse than the psychosis guy.
30:00Okay, are you going to help me or not?
30:01I have to give it back.
30:03And besides, don't you know I can't see the bride's dress?
30:04That brings bad luck.
30:05You want to jinx my wedding.
30:06Yes, I'm doing voodoo on you with Mr. Potato Head.
30:09Come on, help me.
30:10Really, Belén.
30:10Let's see if we can grow up a little, shall we?
30:11I look like your father.
30:13Suck in your gut.
30:13Otherwise, this won't work.
30:14Are you calling me fat?
30:15No, little by little.
30:16First, let's talk about mental health issues.
30:18Honestly, I don't even know how I ever got involved with you, you're such an idiot.
30:21I feel so sorry for Rocío.
30:22What makes you sad?
30:22What you have is jealousy that oozes out of your pores.
30:24I?
30:25Yes, you.
30:25That you don't get over things.
30:26And let me live in peace now.
30:27No, let me live my life.
30:29Cheated.
30:30You're a fool.
30:30If I left you.
30:31Oh, the hell you left me with.
30:33Your dress is too tight and the blood isn't reaching your brain.
30:35But look at him, he gets angry.
30:36If it bothers you, it's because it's true.
30:38I abandoned you, trampled on you, and left you there in utter misery.
30:40What are you saying?
30:41What are you saying?
30:42Listen to what you hear and don't yell at me.
30:43No, don't shout at me or point at me.
30:44Tell me about my girlfriend's dress.
30:47I swear it's the first time this has happened to me.
30:49I know that's what men always say, but it's the truth.
30:52No, I don't know.
30:53Maybe you're not sure you want to be a father and your body is blocking you.
30:55That's not it.
30:56The problem is that I haven't had sex in a long time.
30:59Now I understand why my parents don't miss him.
31:02After so many years they don't even remember.
31:03Well, why don't we resort to electroejaculation?
31:06They don't put voters in my way...
31:08No, they've got the voltage wrong and we've got a really silly problem.
31:12I don't know, I thought that for men, achieving orgasm was a mechanical thing.
31:15Well, it's not just mechanical; it influences many things.
31:17Besides, that place is the least erotic thing I've ever seen in my life.
31:20They put you in that hovel and that's it.
31:22Well, no, things aren't like that.
31:24Listen, light a candle, light some incense, I don't know, something more romantic.
31:28Look, Mauri, don't worry, I have an alternative.
31:30I've spoken to Felipe, a friend of mine from school who's been in love with me ever since this GB thing.
31:34And he says that as long as his wife doesn't find out, he's happy to be my donor.
31:38So, because of a minor erectile dysfunction, you want to replace me with someone else?
31:41That's just how you women are, huh?
31:43No, I'm gay for a reason.
31:44But please understand, I paid 3,000 euros to be inseminated and I have no sperm.
31:48If you have them, if they're there, I just have to convince them to come out, I don't know, to give a little bit
31:55more time.
31:55But if we don't have time, tomorrow is the perfect day of the cycle and I'm about to
31:59ovulate.
31:59Look, don't put pressure on me, okay?
32:00Men, if we're put under pressure, we crumble.
32:05I'm going for a walk, see if I can calm down a bit.
32:11I haven't been able to.
32:13I don't know what happened to me, but I couldn't.
32:16It's humiliating.
32:16Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
32:19Yeah, dude.
32:20The truth is, it's humiliating.
32:21I've already said that.
32:22Has this ever happened to you?
32:24No, I'm 100% effective at these things.
32:26And now, on top of everything, Bea wants to find me a replacement.
32:29A certain Felipe from his school.
32:31Either that or I'll undergo electroejaculation.
32:34What's that?
32:34Apparently they put electrodes there and send electrical impulses...
32:42That's it.
32:43God.
32:44God.
32:45But are you sure that clinic is legal?
32:47Dude, that's how they used to torture people.
32:49Well, I suppose they've got that under control, right?
32:51Fuck.
32:52And what are you going to tell your son when he grows up?
32:54What came into the world from a spark?
32:57He is born with superpowers.
32:58Look at all the jokes; this is a very serious problem.
33:02But are you excited about becoming a father?
33:04Yeah.
33:06Well, a shock, with two balls.
33:08Yes, two.
33:10I don't know, it makes me feel a little uneasy, doesn't it?
33:11To abuse this form of Bethlehem.
33:13No matter how well they handle it, I'm going to marry their boyfriends.
33:15And I would be devastated if I were in their place.
33:16No way, not at all.
33:17Belén is very generous.
33:19He is only happy by making people happy.
33:21And she is very dedicated to others.
33:28What's happening?
33:31Oh no.
33:32Oh, mother.
33:33Leave.
33:34What a mess, what a mess, what a mess.
33:35No, no, no, don't go out, it'll still be there.
33:38I just remembered that Lucia has the wedding dress.
33:42The thing is...
33:42Well, she'll explain it to you now.
33:45But what have I done?
33:46What have I done?
33:47No, don't worry, Emilio.
33:48It wasn't your fault.
33:49It's true.
33:50It was your fault.
33:51You had it all planned out.
33:51You were there accumulating seromones.
33:53Shh!
33:53Lower your voice.
33:54Oh, but I won't be able to look her in the eyes.
33:55I'm going to have to get married with sunglasses.
33:57Oops!
33:58Oh, look, take a look.
33:59He unzipped his zipper.
34:01No.
34:03So Lucia hasn't said anything to you about the wedding dress?
34:06I don't know, she went to the movies with her sister.
34:08That's it, it's been made into a movie.
34:09To the cinema, the dress?
34:10But what for?
34:11Why are you getting married?
34:12No, no, no, no.
34:12She marries Emilio.
34:14Oh, poor thing.
34:15Lucia's grandmother, who has been a seamstress all her life, lives opposite the cinema.
34:19And she must have thought, poor woman, that she should feel useful.
34:21But if Lucia's grandmother can't see, she's going to have cataract surgery.
34:24Is she going to film the dress on the blindfold?
34:26It's something about a guide dog.
34:28If he makes a mistake with the needle, the dog barks and it's very cute, really.
34:31Alicia, what are you telling me?
34:33Would you like some ice cream?
34:34Let's go to the video store, so I can introduce you to Paco, and see what you think.
34:37But I already know Paco.
34:38Yeah, but did you know she's a virgin?
34:42What's this about?
34:43I don't know, but I have to do a story on that grandmother somehow.
34:57We'll talk, you and I, or Caesar.
35:06Emilio, why is there no hot water?
35:08The boiler has broken down again.
35:10Isabel is with the technician.
35:11Let's see, ma'am.
35:13If you'd like, I can help you out.
35:14But what they need to do once and for all is install a new boiler.
35:17Don't worry, leave it.
35:18What we're going to do with the boiler is remove it.
35:20Damn, then why are they calling me?
35:22Hey Isa, do you want to repeat what you said?
35:25At our age, there are some concepts we don't quite grasp.
35:28The boiler is unnecessary because it pollutes, consumes natural resources, and that contributes to the greenhouse effect.
35:34We're going to save up and when we can, we'll install some solar panels on the roof, and that's already clean energy.
35:41And in the meantime, what do we do?
35:42Should we shower with cold water?
35:44Yes, it's fine if it's summer.
35:46In addition, cold water promotes circulation and is great for the skin.
35:49Do you really think I care about my skin at this point?
35:52What I want is hot water.
35:54We can't, we have to save.
35:56But why save if you're taking everything away?
35:59I can't be without television in the morning.
36:01I don't like getting angry, but if I have to get angry, then so be it!
36:05Don't get upset, your bun will come undone.
36:07Oh, what bad vibes.
36:10Do you know what you need?
36:11A neighborhood meeting at my house.
36:13You'll see, you're going to look wonderful.
36:16Yes, that's what's missing, a meeting here.
36:18She needs to be put in her place.
36:21What is this sound?
36:23Laughter, who has put on background music.
36:25He says that this music relaxes you and invites meditation.
36:27Well, it drives me crazy.
36:29And today I'm not taking a shower.
36:33Emilio, we don't know what your problem is, but the council of wise men is listening.
36:36No, but that's nonsense.
36:38It's because I slept with Belén last night.
36:41But hey, it's not a big deal.
36:42Mistakes are acknowledged, friends keep quiet, and life goes on.
36:45But Emilio, dude, have you lost your mind? You're getting married in 15 days!
36:47But she called me and she was wearing Rocío's wedding dress.
36:50It was a clear ambush.
36:51Rocío's dress, you're a vicious degenerate.
36:54That makes a point, doesn't it?
36:55Hey Emilio, look on the bright side.
36:57You've done the filming on the dress.
36:58Emilio, it's not normal to be in love with one person and go around sleeping with others.
37:02Oh, no?
37:02Honestly, I'm a bastard, I feel terrible.
37:04I'm going to tell Rocío.
37:05Tieto, tieto, tieto, tieto.
37:06It's one thing for something to be wrong, and another for it to need to be said.
37:08Emilio, those things aren't talked about.
37:10But you still want to marry Rocío.
37:12Yes, but that was just one of those silly things, one of those temporary outbursts.
37:15Well, that's it, nothing's wrong here.
37:16Yes, but what if he finds out from someone else that I cheated on him?
37:18But let's see, who knows this story?
37:20Well, you, Belén, Alicia who caught them, who will have told Lucía.
37:24Let me rephrase the question: who doesn't know?
37:25Dew.
37:26Enough.
37:26But it's my fault for listening to that dangerous crazy woman who reminds me of attraction.
37:30fatal.
37:30Emilio, my store is not to blame.
37:32Emilio.
37:33Let's train because I'm making my debut next week.
37:35I need a driver for the training car.
37:38Dad, I have a lot of problems and besides, I'm not up for any more cheating.
37:40What is he going to bullfight?
37:41But I'm going with him, I'm going to get my camera.
37:43And what about you?
37:44Aren't you coming?
37:44Don't you want to enjoy your father's art?
37:47I have to stay here, because I need to talk to Rocío about something very important.
37:49But what are you going to tell him?
37:50Yes, man, I'm a sincere guy.
37:52And besides, if she loves me, she'll forgive me.
37:54When Emilio Delgado makes a mistake, Emilio Delgado faces the consequences and takes responsibility.
37:58Well, Emilio, I think they're going to break your ass, don't you?
38:00But what has this idiot done now?
38:02Nonsense.
38:04He slept with Belén.
38:05Ah.
38:06Oh, wait, we're not having the bachelorette party, are we?
38:09Yes, yes, you're sure.
38:12I have a son who is a Semite, damn it.
38:15Let me see if I've understood.
38:16So, you slept with Emilio on the sofa while wearing Rocío's wedding dress.
38:20It sounds bad, it sounds bad, but everything has an explanation.
38:23But for God's sake, Belén, are they getting married?
38:24What have they planned for the wedding?
38:25I know, I know, okay.
38:27You should have seen her with her legs like that, the dress, the socks, and Emilio with his ass hanging out.
38:31Well, we don't need to go into details, right?
38:33You can't imagine the long-winded explanation I had to give Rocío.
38:36By the way, if you're wondering, your grandmother, the one with the cataracts, is a dressmaker and sews with a guide dog.
38:39Well, maybe this will be good for Emilio, right?
38:41Because that's how he reaffirms his feelings for Rocío, right?
38:44Yes, if you've done them a favor.
38:46You no longer need to give them anything for the wedding.
38:48And what's your next plan?
38:49Are you going to kidnap the priest, show up naked in the church, or give them an envelope?
38:52With anthrax instead of money?
38:54That's it.
38:54When the priest asks if the lien has anything to say, you raise your hand and say that you are pregnant.
38:58Maybe it's even true.
38:59Well, it's no fun, because I'm having a really bad time, I haven't slept all night.
39:03But is Emilio still willing to marry Rocío?
39:05Well, I don't know, because I haven't been able to talk to him.
39:07Well, it would be good if you clarified, and if it's you, a little bit.
39:09No, I don't want to interfere in their relationship.
39:12Oh, good time.
39:16Come on, a little bit of please.
39:18Let's start the meeting quickly because we all have a lot of things to do, right?
39:21But what kind of way is this to sit down?
39:23You'll see, Sara will get out her guitar and make us sing better.
39:26I thought our board couldn't get any more surreal.
39:29I made a mistake.
39:30Attention, please.
39:31First item on the agenda.
39:32Let's breathe.
39:33We hold hands, take a breath, I'm going to raise the community fees, we let go
39:40the air.
39:41What are you saying?
39:42Shh.
39:44Shall we take another breath?
39:45No, no, no, wait, Isabel, leave it for another time, but you didn't say you were going down
39:48the quotas.
39:49Yes, but an unforeseen event has arisen.
39:51We need to install solar panels.
39:53I think it's a grant to install that.
39:55And what about the dim light? What do we do?
39:56We don't shower?
39:57But what solar panels are you talking about?
39:59A boiler like in the old days.
40:01But don't you understand that this is very bad for the planet?
40:03For what little time I have left on this planet...
40:05Isa, but those things have to be voted on.
40:07Of course, but we can't vote if we're not in harmony.
40:11Close your eyes.
40:12We focus on one point, we take a breath...
40:14Come on, man, I already know how to breathe.
40:17I am very unhappy.
40:19A lot.
40:20But where are you going?
40:21Was he going to bring out some tofu canapés now?
40:23The president had to be the pyrrhic one.
40:25No, no, Doña Concha, leave me alone, I have enough to deal with already.
40:28Doña Isabel, with your permission, I'm going to write the minutes, because I have everything here and
40:32If I don't forget.
40:35Do you see, darling?
40:37You're too mystical to be president.
40:39Well, this works in Tibet and they are happy.
40:42Of course, because they live at a high altitude and since there is no oxygen, they don't argue because they get tired.
40:48Already?
40:49Isa is very unwell, she does nothing but silly things, I am extremely upset about her.
40:52And I'm fed up and I don't like to swear.
40:55If he hasn't said any.
40:56Didn't you want herbs?
40:57Well, take herbs.
40:59You got what you deserved, for being bad people.
41:01You haven't even given me the opportunity to demonstrate my talent.
41:04I would have given everything for you, everything.
41:06If we don't want you to come back, we want your husband to come back.
41:09In other words, he did, but I didn't.
41:10Well, whoever wants Juan as president can go live at Loli's boarding house.
41:14Come on!
41:15Goes!
41:17And what will that place be like?
41:20Look, here comes the first lady.
41:23How are you?
41:23What did Paloma say?
41:24Nothing, that can't be fixed with Juan, not even with a bullet.
41:26If your husband leaves you.
41:28Hey, I didn't say anything.
41:29Just in case.
41:30Okay, let's call Juanito.
41:33This is undoubtedly a case of psychosomatic impotence.
41:36I'm glad they finally decided on electroejaculation.
41:39And what have you come here for?
41:40Damn, now that you've told me everything, I'm curious.
41:42Come this way, please, it will only be a moment.
41:44Listen, I remind you that yesterday you said gentle electrical impulses.
41:48Recalculation of softs.
41:49Yes, yes, don't worry.
41:50Listen, doctor, so this will be like those passive exercise devices they advertise on TV shopping channels, right?
41:55Yes, they are very similar downloads.
41:57How do you download? Did you say impulses?
41:58Well, impulses, call it what you want.
42:00No, be careful, a discharge is not the same as an impulse.
42:02Don't confuse me, speak properly.
42:06Mauri, if you smell burnt, take it off.
42:11Damn it, why don't you stop making him even more nervous than he already is?
42:15It's great.
42:16I've had a brilliant idea for a comic.
42:19Mr. Juan, I am here with the neighbors; the community is very agitated and they miss you.
42:23Just look at that.
42:24Put me with them, I'm going to give them a pep talk.
42:26The president is speaking to them from exile, saying he wants to do something or other to them.
42:30Dear neighbors...
42:31Come back now, Mr. Cuesta, come back now.
42:34Yes, I want to convey a message of serenity and hope during these difficult times for our community.
42:41Everyone come out with your hands up.
42:44Mr. Juan, what's going on there?
42:45No, no, no, nothing, nothing.
42:46They've come looking for some men.
42:49Anyway, that's what I was getting at.
42:50Juanito, don't get carried away.
42:51Are you coming or not?
42:52Yes, yes.
42:53My children have informed me that my wife is willing to reconcile with me at a dinner that will take place
42:57tonight
42:58and that will undoubtedly be the prelude to my triumphant return.
43:01We don't have hot water!
43:03Madam, if you could see where I shower...
43:07Oh dear, oh dear, but...
43:08But where is this man?
43:10Well, two crows, huh?
43:11See you later.
43:17I'll pass this call on to the community, okay?
43:19Let's be clear.
43:19Does Paloma want to make peace?
43:21Well, he had no face.
43:23Let's talk to the children.
43:24Come on, up again!
43:29No, let's see.
43:30My father and mother are still angry.
43:32Dinner is our idea.
43:33We have told both of them that it is the other one who wants to apologize.
43:37Ah, that's very good.
43:38It's a really stupid idea.
43:40But that dinner is going to last five minutes.
43:43Incorrect.
43:43We have a secret weapon, the gazpacho of love.
43:46The gazpacho of love?
43:47This is a delicious preparation made with natural aphrodisiac ingredients.
43:52What aphrodisiacs?
43:53All.
43:53Today my parents are going to retire the mattress.
43:55I would try it first to check its effectiveness.
43:59Andrés, a shot!
44:01Marisa, don't hoard.
44:02We have too much at stake.
44:04We cannot rely solely on natural aphrodisiacs.
44:07I'm going to call a friend to get a prescription.
44:09He is a doctor.
44:10Almost a veterinarian.
44:12It has some stimulants for mares that will be very useful to us.
44:15Okay, but be careful with the dose.
44:17Yes, we also have to increase it with Mom.
44:25Child, listen.
44:27You're the bull, okay?
44:29Yes, yes, wait a moment, I'm going to give a subjective opinion from the bull's head.
44:32Nobody has done this.
44:34Listen to me, Spielberg.
44:35You're taking off, huh?
44:36I quote you.
44:37I'll pay for the ham art.
44:39Come on, teacher!
44:40Hey!
44:41Come on!
44:42Bull!
44:43Hey!
44:44Hey!
44:45But Paco, damn it!
44:47Can you tell me what you do?
44:50Fuck!
44:50The bulls get distracted when they enter the arena.
44:52They are confused, disoriented.
44:54Let's not complicate things, please, or we won't make any progress.
44:56Okay?
44:56Okay!
44:57Come on!
44:58Hey!
44:58Handsome bull!
44:59Hey!
45:01Come on!
45:01Clear!
45:02The bulls charge because they are afraid.
45:05They sense that they are going to die.
45:06Oh, my Virgin!
45:07The Philosopher Bull!
45:08Come and get me, damn it!
45:10It's not that difficult!
45:11Okay, okay!
45:11Come on!
45:20Teacher!
45:20Teacher!
45:21Nobody lives here.
45:23Olé!
45:24Hey Rocío, I love you so much and you're the woman of my life.
45:27But I've slept with Bethlehem.
45:29Phew!
45:30No way, no way, no way?
45:31Let's see if changing the order of the shepherds helps.
45:34Hey Rocío, I slept with Belén, but I love you very much and you are the woman of my life.
45:38Oh, that sounds like a bad guy.
45:39And on top of that, I might get punched before I even get to the nice part.
45:41Dear!
45:44Good news.
45:45I already have a wedding dress.
45:46Belén fixed it for me.
45:47Well, you're going to love it.
45:49Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing it.
45:50Hey, haven't you talked about anything else interesting like that?
45:53No, no, I haven't seen Belén.
45:54Well, Alicia gave it to me this morning.
45:56They're treating me wonderfully, aren't they?
45:58The truth is, I didn't expect it.
46:00And much less from Bethlehem, eh?
46:01Yes, yes, yes, this girl is like a box of surprises.
46:04Hey Rocío, I need to talk to you about something very important that has happened.
46:07The fact that?
46:07Well, it's quite serious and could jeopardize our wedding.
46:11Don't scare me, what happened?
46:14Does Emilio hate anything?
46:16My aunt Paki, who can't come.
46:17Oh, what a shame, isn't it?
46:20What happened to him?
46:21Well, she slipped in the bathtub and broke her hip in four places.
46:24They take them off a little and it looks like a maraca.
46:26Very sorry.
46:27It's because you'd never told me about your Aunt Paki,
46:30But if it matters so much to you, then we'll postpone the wedding.
46:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
46:34If you've already said it, I just wanted to vent.
46:36We'll send you a photo and a copy of the menu, that's all, don't worry.
46:39Oh, well, well.
46:40Honey, would you like to come with me to pick up Antonio, who's at swimming lessons?
46:43No, because then he gets scared and doesn't want to get out of the pool.
46:44I'll call you tonight, okay?
46:45Okay.
46:47Goodbye, darling.
46:47Goodbye, darling.
46:53This is really complicated, to be honest.
46:57Yeah?
46:58Emilio, don't be scared.
47:00Your father has suffered a foster care situation.
47:01But Paquito, did you let him bullfight?
47:03No, no, it was me, with that bike with horns.
47:05But he's being discharged tomorrow; he's got a goring wound in his buttock.
47:08Look, seriously, man, it's unbelievable that he's lost his mind.
47:11But you, at your age, Paquito, I swear.
47:13But how did you come up with that?
47:14But come on, this, this artificial insemination thing is outrageous.
47:18In other words, one injection and presto, they're all pregnant.
47:20Come on, damn it, at this rate men won't be needed anymore, we're going to become extinct.
47:24Well, it's the evolution of the species, you can't go against nature.
47:28But what are you saying? There can't be a world without men.
47:30Who's going to hang up the pictures for you?
47:31Who's going to read the maps to you?
47:32Are you going to get lost?
47:34Perfect, we did it.
47:35Oh, how wonderful!
47:36The thing is, Felipe was quite ugly.
47:38Once we have analyzed it, we will proceed with the insemination.
47:42How are you? How did it go?
47:44Okay, okay.
47:47Do you know if this device is sold for home use?
47:49It was cool, it was cool.
47:50I want to try it too.
47:52Clear.
47:53Listen, I want to donate.
47:56If it turns out like this, I'm washing my hands of it, okay?
48:08Do you have the pills?
48:09I've been told that one is enough, so we'll add two.
48:13Natalia, you've taken my lipstick again.
48:16And come on, Mom, I don't like that color.
48:18It's really beautiful.
48:21Go away, my father is about to arrive.
48:23Have you turned on the camera?
48:24Yes, everything is connected now.
48:28You're leaving now, huh?
48:31That's it, Andrés.
48:39This is better than a regular television.
48:42All we need is the popcorn.
48:44Radiopatio enters the 21st century.
48:46We should have put another camera in the bedroom
48:49in case the gazpacho works.
48:51Everything is ready.
48:53Now, let's cross our fingers.
48:55Let's hope Juan comes back.
48:56The truth is that that man, despite having his own issues,
48:59He knows how to do his job.
49:00What if he comes back?
49:01What do we do with Isabel?
49:03She is the president-elect.
49:05We say that he smoked something strange and dreamed about it.
49:07Show some respect, we're talking about Andrés' wife.
49:09No, that sounds good to me.
49:20Hello.
49:21Dad?
49:22Dad?
49:22He's here, Dad.
49:24How handsome.
49:25Thank you.
49:29Hello.
49:30Hello.
49:31Well, we're going to take a walk.
49:33Yes, we'll be back late.
49:34So, that...
49:35That's it, we're coming back late.
49:46Well.
49:50Well.
49:52Shall we sit down?
49:53Yes, yes, yes.
49:58Body language clearly indicates that they are going to end up doing the act.
50:03Juan is winking.
50:05No, it's a tic.
50:07He's nervous.
50:08Let's not celebrate too soon, they still have to have their gazpacho of love.
50:11You've tried it.
50:12It's good.
50:13Frightening.
50:21Juan, you missed me.
50:23Things are tough without me, aren't they?
50:25Yes, well, but it passes.
50:27You must have felt very lonely.
50:29Don't believe it.
50:30I've relied on the children and bought myself some shoes.
50:33Hey, that's a really nice touch not to cancel the card, huh?
50:36Because that's like having a portable psychologist.
50:38Yes, I cancelled it, okay?
50:39This is from the bank.
50:41Oh well, it doesn't matter.
50:42The important thing is that we are face to face
50:44resolving our problems like a mature marriage.
50:47Hey, this is really delicious.
50:48It has a peculiar flavor, it tastes like...
50:50A little bit of everything, right?
50:54The children did it with all their love.
50:56They are greatly affected by the crisis.
50:58Have the children cooked?
50:59Ah, well that's very good.
51:01Remember how your first lentils turned out.
51:04Great.
51:05That.
51:12I'm sorry, Emilio.
51:14I really got into the role.
51:15For a moment I felt like a bull.
51:16Paquito, damn it, you almost left me an orphan.
51:18The bulls invite the cape.
51:19I don't know, maybe he was just jaded.
51:21Yes, those sly balls.
51:22Dude, semen electronation.
51:24It's the future.
51:25I've asked you for an appointment for tomorrow.
51:26You're going to be blown away.
51:26Don't talk to me about that now, I have a lot of problems.
51:28It's true.
51:29Have you spoken to Rocío?
51:30Yes, but I haven't dared to tell him anything.
51:32I'm a piece of shit.
51:32No?
51:33Did you do what you had to do, man?
51:34Let's see.
51:35You've had a slip-up.
51:36A woman has provoked you and your body, your body,
51:38has succumbed to temptation.
51:40Spot.
51:40These things happen in relationships.
51:42Not me.
51:43Me neither.
51:44Well, they come and go, that's all.
51:45You love Rocío and you want to marry her.
51:47Why would you hurt him?
51:48You are right.
51:49You can't be that selfish.
51:50I'd better keep quiet about it.
51:51You need to talk to Belén.
51:52which is the one that can sink you.
51:53Why would it ruin me?
51:54Because maybe he's gotten his hopes up.
51:56It's like you put gas in the car.
51:57Clear.
51:58A woman in love is like a wounded boar.
52:00He's really mean.
52:01Imagine that Belén is the one who tells Rocío everything.
52:03Maybe he's telling her right now.
52:04Go talk to her now.
52:06What a creature Bethlehem is, huh?
52:07Like that of the Titania.
52:08Until I sink,
52:08She's not going to stay quiet.
52:12But what were you doing with a skinny blonde, Juan?
52:15If you've always been a brunette,
52:16big-chested, Spanish.
52:17Okay, fine, let's not talk about that.
52:19The important thing is that you've reconsidered.
52:20and you are willing to own up to your mistakes.
52:22That?
52:22No, no, sorry.
52:23If it's you who's been crawling here,
52:25begging me for forgiveness.
52:27Incorrect.
52:27I have nothing to apologize for.
52:29Oops!
52:30Well, me even less.
52:31If I am the victim.
52:33Why are you here?
52:34Why did you organize this?
52:35Because you called in desperation
52:37Loli, crying from the boarding house.
52:39Houston, we have a problem.
52:40It was clear that they were going to end up like this,
52:42What about the gazpacho of love?
52:44Not working?
52:44Wait a little while,
52:46It will take some time to take effect.
52:47It was missing the splash of Chinchón.
52:52Oh, Juan,
52:53I'm getting sharp pains
52:54in the stomach of disgust.
52:55Yes, me too.
52:56But what was in this shit?
52:58Oh, this isn't normal.
52:59It must be the appendix.
53:00Yes, they already took it away from you.
53:01Oh, did they take one away from me?
53:02Will there be more?
53:03I'm going to call an ambulance.
53:05The children have poisoned us, Juan.
53:08They want us to die together
53:09romantic
53:10like Romeo and Juliet.
53:12Rome, for God's sake,
53:12don't say that.
53:13Yes,
53:14that the child has achieved a remarkable grade
53:15in chemistry.
53:18Man!
53:18Nativity scene,
53:19Leave your phone right now.
53:20Oh, please.
53:20What were you talking about?
53:21That?
53:22Were you ordering a pizza?
53:24Well, I think that's very wrong.
53:25We need to charge more for fruit
53:26and more vegetables.
53:26Emilio,
53:27Are you feeling okay?
53:28Yeah,
53:29Would you mind if Bethlehem
53:30and now we're doing
53:31A little while alone?
53:32Is there any possibility?
53:32Should we stay?
53:33Yes, Belén is going to tell us.
53:34It's because of the charm of live performance.
53:36Come on, let's go.
53:36Don't be a gossip.
53:37Come on.
53:42Look, Bethlehem,
53:42that last night
53:43It was very good.
53:44I mean,
53:44which was very bad
53:45but it was also very good.
53:46You already understand me.
53:47Oh well,
53:47It doesn't matter.
53:48It was very nice while it lasted.
53:49which didn't last long
53:49because they were not interrupted.
53:50Already.
53:51Oh well,
53:51I think it should stay there.
53:53as if nothing had happened.
53:54I don't know,
53:54What do you think?
53:55Just like you,
53:56How am I going to see it?
53:56It was a silly thing to do.
53:57that goes nowhere.
53:59There, there, there.
53:59And this is no longer being discussed?
54:00No, no, no, no.
54:01Of course not.
54:01And you and I are such good friends?
54:02Friends, friends.
54:03But it was an accident.
54:04That is,
54:05You let yourself go
54:05by your eutheric fury
54:06And I couldn't do anything.
54:08No, no, no, no, wait.
54:09You were the one who came after me.
54:10What are you saying?
54:11You kissed me.
54:12Let me kiss you,
54:12Come on, please.
54:13But you stuck out your tongue
54:14that I couldn't dodge.
54:15You looked like a chameleon
54:16hunting flies.
54:16But it was you.
54:17the one you threw me on the sofa.
54:18No, no, no, sorry.
54:19I set you apart
54:19so that you would leave me alone
54:20And you let yourself fall
54:21with legs open.
54:22Yes of course.
54:22And from the fright
54:23your pants would fall down.
54:24Man, from that part
54:24I don't remember anymore
54:25because I wasn't myself anymore.
54:26Look, look,
54:26You've got a nerve.
54:27that you step on it.
54:28Okay, then
54:28Are you going to shut your mouth?
54:29Or are you not going to shut your mouth?
54:29Of course,
54:30What do you think?
54:31Is this something to be told about?
54:32over there or what?
54:32You bet,
54:33I'm sure you've already written it down.
54:33in your diary.
54:34Yes, the painful moments.
54:37You're finished now, man.
54:38that we are waiting for.
54:39Yeah,
54:39and you were holding the door
54:40Because it was falling, right?
54:42Oh,
54:44But how do you send an ambulance?
54:46We are in a very serious situation.
54:47Here's a helicopter,
54:49Man, yeah.
54:49It hurts quite a bit, you know?
54:51The pain subsides.
54:52Come on, guys,
54:53than for a gazpacho
54:54Nobody has died.
54:55Cheer up,
54:55that wash your stomach
54:56and like new.
54:57Both of you
54:58You are being punished.
54:59Okay, calm down, okay?
55:01But what happened?
55:03These that are
55:03Poisoning the opposition?
55:05Damn, man,
55:06You almost killed yourself
55:07to my parents
55:07with the horse pills.
55:09No,
55:09those pills
55:10They are thoroughly tested.
55:11It was you
55:12with the mixture
55:13that one you made.
55:14Well,
55:14They've both left
55:15in the same ambulance.
55:16That's a good sign, isn't it?
55:17Well, it must be cool.
55:18set it up in there.
55:20I am the president.
55:21Can someone explain this to me?
55:21What's going on here?
55:25Hey!
55:29How unpleasant!
55:31about the stomach pumping,
55:32please.
55:33Well,
55:34the important thing
55:34It's because we're together and doing well.
55:36Pigeon,
55:37to have been so close
55:38of death
55:38It has made me reflect.
55:40Me too, Juan.
55:41It's not worth it
55:42end with 20 years
55:43of marital happiness
55:44over something trivial.
55:45Of course not, darling.
55:46If I desire you.
55:47What happens
55:48at our age
55:48Desire comes and goes.
55:50See?
55:50He's coming right now.
55:52Give me a kiss, Juan.
55:53Come on, yes, yes.
55:55Give me a kiss, darling.
55:57Oh, Juan,
55:58You look so sexy
55:59with what they've given you.
56:02How beautiful, damn it.
56:03President and President.
56:05I can't believe it.
56:07Don't stop because of me, okay?
56:09This is very boring.
56:10Besides,
56:10The TV is coin-operated.
56:15Are you OK?
56:16Do you need anything?
56:17Water?
56:17A glass of milk.
56:18Strawberries and cream.
56:19That position is not good.
56:20Here, put this on.
56:21Like this, like this, like this.
56:23Mauri,
56:23I'm not pregnant yet.
56:24I've only been inseminated.
56:26Beware of my spalmatozoa
56:27that are like bullets.
56:28That child is already being conceived.
56:30By the way,
56:30What are we going to call it?
56:32Don't worry,
56:32that I already told you
56:32Don't worry.
56:33That you don't have
56:34no responsibility
56:35with the child.
56:35No, no, no, no.
56:36I'm not going to get involved
56:37nothing
56:37and even less so in the name.
56:39But if he is male and heterosexual,
56:40I would call him Fernando.
56:42And if he's gay,
56:43Fernando too.
56:44By the way,
56:45Have you called him?
56:45to tell him
56:46Are you going to be a dad?
56:47No no,
56:48I forgot.
56:48And look, I've spoken
56:49today with him,
56:49but the topic hasn't been uploaded.
56:50Already,
56:51that you don't want to tell him.
56:52You're still taken.
56:53No, sorry.
56:54We're friends and we talk
56:55And that's it.
56:56If confirmed
56:57that you are pregnant,
56:57I'll tell you.
56:58By the way,
56:59When will that be known?
57:00I'm having a test.
57:00next week.
57:01And if I'm not there,
57:02We have to try again.
57:03I'm making an effort
57:05and I submit again
57:06to the reading-ejaculation.
57:13Well,
57:13Anyway, I'm going.
57:15Because it's better
57:15that there is too much, that there is not enough.
57:17Do they have too many?
57:18Better.
57:20Yeah.
57:23I see this
57:24as an irregularity
57:25very irregular.
57:26I don't care
57:26that Juan has returned.
57:27You can't take me away
57:28two days into his term.
57:29Besides,
57:30You voted for me
57:31For God's sake.
57:32But you're doing it.
57:33very badly.
57:34But that's very bad.
57:34And look
57:35What I'm going to tell you.
57:36I'm glad.
57:38Vicenta,
57:38How do you scare people?
57:39When do you get angry?
57:40I am the president
57:42democratically elected.
57:43And I'm not leaving.
57:44Yeah,
57:45But that is recorded in the minutes.
57:46Which minutes?
57:47Well, that's not valid.
57:48dear.
57:49What can we do?
57:49A design flaw?
57:51Okay,
57:51So you know
57:52that you all have
57:53the aura very dirty.
57:54How are we going to have it?
57:55What if there's no hot water?
57:56But don't get angry,
57:57Isabel.
57:58Attention,
57:58attention.
57:59There comes the president
57:59of our community.
58:02President,
58:02president,
58:03president.
58:05Thank you, Emilio.
58:06Thank you.
58:07Dear neighbors,
58:08I'm back.
58:10They acclaim you, John.
58:12You have such charisma.
58:13If you were to put your mind to it,
58:14You ended up in Moncloa.
58:15It fills me with pride
58:17and satisfaction
58:17check support
58:19and sincere affection
58:20that you offer me.
58:21At the moment
58:22begins
58:22a new legislature
58:2312 years old
58:24in which I hope
58:25to be able to develop
58:26my new project
58:27government
58:27because I glimpse
58:29a hopeful horizon
58:30in which everyone
58:31and each one of us
58:32we will work
58:33for a community
58:33fairer,
58:34more modern
58:35And why not?
58:35Let's say it,
58:37more supportive.
58:38Fuck,
58:39How annoying.
58:40Let's go,
58:40which is already beginning.
58:43Sausage!
58:44But you weren't happy
58:45that he would return.
58:46Yeah,
58:46And if it's so that he feels
58:47at home.
58:48Come on, Emilio,
58:49I'll buy you a beer.
58:50And we will succeed
58:50that cohesion
58:51through three points
58:53fundamental.
58:54First.
58:54Leave him alone, Juan.
58:55if they have left.
58:55But the message
58:56It's been captured.
58:57Do you think he'll find it boring?
58:59So what?
59:00The dough is there to be manipulated.
59:01Everything for the people,
59:03but without the people.
59:04And it's been a long time
59:05They've left, Paloma?
59:06Just a little while.
59:07But the hopeful horizon
59:08They will have heard it.
59:10Well, look,
59:10just beyond the horizon
59:11They've all left.
59:13That puts my mind at ease.
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