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00:01:00Honey, I've set up the satellite. We're going to have over 100 channels.
00:01:03Of film, documentaries, cooking, by the way, let's see if you apply yourself.
00:01:06Cartoons for my child.
00:01:08Lucia, I can't pay for this right now. I'm completely broke.
00:01:10But don't worry, I'll pay for it.
00:01:12You have to enjoy life, darling, because it's short.
00:01:14Hey, did the neighbors let you put the antenna on the roof?
00:01:16No, no, no. I've put it on the balcony, ignoring them.
00:01:19Well, now we have a problem.
00:01:21No, man, no, nothing's wrong.
00:01:26I need to go to the gynecologist. I'm almost five months pregnant and it's not showing.
00:01:29And if I'm not noticeable, they won't give me a seat on the bus.
00:01:31Perhaps the child is not developing because we don't talk to him enough.
00:01:34Pediatricians say it's good to talk...
00:01:35But that's airtight. That's like a Tupperware container.
00:01:38There's no sound in there. Or do you remember anything from when you were a fetus?
00:01:41Well, I can't remember anything right now. I'd have to rack my brain.
00:01:44What could he be doing at this hour?
00:01:46Well, he'll probably be hanging some pictures.
00:01:49Come on, look. Look at the Picasso they've put up on our balcony.
00:01:52The posh girl has shamelessly installed a satellite dish.
00:01:54Well, well, well. This is an intolerable alteration of common elements.
00:01:58It is a virtue of the nineteenth-century style of this facade of ours.
00:02:01And without warning, huh? This is downright treacherous.
00:02:03Of course. I'm going to call an extraordinary, serious, and urgent meeting.
00:02:07Call, Juan. Call.
00:02:10What a disappointment.
00:02:12I'm sure the child won't grow because of the antenna's shockwaves.
00:02:18No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:02:23Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:02:27I was just looking for something bad.
00:02:30I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:32No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:02:37No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:02:41The house above me is collapsing.
00:02:43I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:02:45My neighbors are watching and listening to me.
00:02:48Watering.
00:02:49They put a cup in this place.
00:02:55A train, an earthquake, and a boat
00:03:00And you'll have this ladder
00:03:04No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:06Not here, not here
00:03:08No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:11Not here, not here
00:03:13No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:15Not here, not here
00:03:18No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:24Didn't I tell you there was going to be trouble?
00:03:26Did I tell you or didn't I tell you?
00:03:27Okay, relax, just let me talk and that's it
00:03:29No, no, if you don't ask me to open my mouth
00:03:31How many points today?
00:03:32I think one
00:03:34They always make them so long, don't they?
00:03:37Okay, please, silence.
00:03:39Turn off your mobile phones and don't smoke
00:03:42To ask a question, raise your hand
00:03:43And to insult too
00:03:45Thank you, Belén
00:03:46The girl said it well.
00:03:47We are all appalled by this aesthetic affront.
00:03:50What has happened to the facade of this building in our community?
00:03:52From one of our neighbors
00:03:54The dick, Juan, say it
00:03:55We all know it
00:03:57Exactly, the dick
00:03:59Lucía has installed a satellite dish on her balcony without consulting anyone.
00:04:02Something that flagrantly violates
00:04:04The horizontal property law
00:04:05And if I had consulted you, what would you have told me?
00:04:07No
00:04:08Well, that's it
00:04:08But what's your problem with Lucía putting up a satellite dish?
00:04:11We don't have it
00:04:12Do you think that's not enough?
00:04:13But I have proposed a thousand times that we install a communal antenna.
00:04:16And I haven't been listened to.
00:04:16Because it's very expensive
00:04:17Besides, all they show there is pornography and football.
00:04:21And what more do you want?
00:04:22But that's another world.
00:04:23It has more than 100 channels of all kinds
00:04:25With documentaries, films, news
00:04:27100 channels?
00:04:28Well, the remote control will be huge.
00:04:29Even if it has 500
00:04:31Our facade is a World Heritage Site
00:04:33And historical monument
00:04:34UNESCO says so very clearly.
00:04:36And now this is the Escorial monastery
00:04:38The only historical monument we have here is Concha
00:04:41Let's see, votes in favor of removing the satellite dish
00:04:45Absolute majority
00:04:46I'm sorry, Lucia
00:04:47But you have 24 hours to remove the antenna
00:04:49No, I'm the one who feels it.
00:04:50Because that antenna is going to stay where it is.
00:04:52Oh, but how can it stay where it is?
00:04:54Okay, please.
00:04:55Don't all speak at once
00:04:56I don't have time to write it down
00:04:57Oh, but what is the intern writing?
00:05:00Ma'am, I'm filing a report.
00:05:01That's what the law says
00:05:02If you write everything down, then we can't deny it.
00:05:04But why don't you remove the antenna?
00:05:06That antenna goes outside, man.
00:05:07What if we put in some geraniums or small plants to disguise it?
00:05:10No, darling, no
00:05:11Okay, that antenna stays where it is.
00:05:13I'm fed up with all the envy, let's go.
00:05:15Lucia, I warn you that if things go wrong, we'll end up in court.
00:05:17Well, if you enjoy it, I'm delighted.
00:05:19What if we paint the antenna the same color as the facade?
00:05:21Damned dick
00:05:22One of these days you're going to have an accident in the yard
00:05:24Pay attention to what I'm telling you.
00:05:25But you don't need to write this down.
00:05:29Hello Peter, I am Molly
00:05:32How are you today?
00:05:35I'm fine, thank you
00:05:37And you?
00:05:39Molly wants trouble, that's clear.
00:05:41Would you like to do some chopping?
00:05:45I don't know what "some chopping" means.
00:05:46Of course, that way nobody gets hooked on the story
00:05:48Some chopping, some chopping
00:05:49Emilio
00:05:50Oh, hello, how are you, Madam President?
00:05:53I'm still waiting for you to come up and check the air conditioning.
00:05:55Ah, yes, it's just that I don't think it's a field I'm very familiar with, you know.
00:05:59I think you should look for a technician who specializes in these types of breakdowns.
00:06:02Look, here I have a newspaper clipping with some super interesting proposals
00:06:05I am neither offended nor do I intend to intimidate you
00:06:08But with this heat, I'd need to solve this problem tonight.
00:06:13No, yes, I'd be delighted, yes, I've repaired all kinds of appliances
00:06:15The thing is, I now have an air conditioner that I'm very happy with.
00:06:19Her name is Rocío, whom you know, and of course
00:06:21Yes, yes, that's very good, but I don't know what that has to do with it.
00:06:24I have a husband too.
00:06:26Oh, and you don't do the maintenance on it anymore?
00:06:28No, he has specialized in new technologies
00:06:30Specifically, a 24-year-old conference hostess
00:06:33Well, in the long run, the old things cause fewer problems.
00:06:35That's how it is
00:06:36And tonight at 11 you'll be able to see for yourself.
00:06:39And don't take off that uniform
00:06:43Rich people are idiots
00:06:44They buy dogs and then don't have time to walk them.
00:06:47I'm making a fortune
00:06:48But Dad, do you want me to stop taking on clients?
00:06:50One day one of them will get away and there will be a problem.
00:06:51These guys really live it up, they throw all sorts of orgies in the park
00:06:55Wow, these walks are going to produce some really weird stuff.
00:06:58But Dad, you have to make sure it wasn't a nickel between them
00:07:00And what do you want, to veto me in the middle?
00:07:01This will spare no one
00:07:03Okay, then give the dogs back, we're leaving, and that's it.
00:07:05The president mistook me for a porn doorman
00:07:07And I'm only being harassed by the tax authorities.
00:07:08But what's it costing you?
00:07:09You brush her off, you get her pregnant
00:07:11And live life to the fullest, because life is short.
00:07:13You got her pregnant, but hey, you're sick, aren't you?
00:07:15I'm writing my resignation letter right now.
00:07:16Stay still, stay still, stay still
00:07:17I'm not resigning.
00:07:18You signed a contract, didn't you?
00:07:20Yeah
00:07:20Well, they should fire you and then they'll have to compensate you.
00:07:23Ah, right, like the soccer coach
00:07:25So what do I do to get fired?
00:07:26Well, we have to do evil, Emilio
00:07:28There is no other option.
00:07:29Okay, fine, give the dogs back.
00:07:30Come on, Alaska
00:07:31Okay, what are the plans for this afternoon?
00:07:35At eight o'clock we can go see a Turkish film
00:07:38It's a smash hit at all the festivals
00:07:40It'll probably be a pain, but then you can brag to your friends.
00:07:42When we go out, I've booked a table at a Turkish restaurant.
00:07:45Because in addition to eating very well, they can explain anything we didn't understand about the movie.
00:07:49And then, since we're on an international trip, we can go for a drink at a Cuban bar.
00:07:53They give out some mojitos
00:07:54I can't today, Mauri, I have plans
00:07:56What do you mean you've made plans? With whom?
00:07:57With a friend
00:07:59So, you've hooked up
00:08:01You kept that quiet.
00:08:02And who is it?
00:08:04Hello, are you okay?
00:08:05Run, hide
00:08:05Your crazy ex is here
00:08:07Yes, I have arranged to meet her.
00:08:07Yes, I'm calling the police.
00:08:09What do you mean you've arranged to meet her?
00:08:10Did you arrange to meet that psychopath?
00:08:11But the last time he was here he threw books at your head.
00:08:13Mauri, everyone deserves a second chance
00:08:15Yeah, but maybe this time he'll get it right.
00:08:17What's going on? Did he call you begging and you gave in?
00:08:19No, I called her.
00:08:20And she told me she misses me
00:08:22And I miss her too.
00:08:23But how could you even think of that?
00:08:24But if you can never call an ex, never
00:08:26And especially not this crazy woman
00:08:27Bea, are you there?
00:08:28Yes, I'm coming.
00:08:30Inés is not crazy
00:08:31And I feel alone
00:08:32But you are not alone.
00:08:33You have me
00:08:33And you have Versace
00:08:35And to some wonderful neighbors
00:08:36But you're not alone here, even if you want to be.
00:08:38You're going to make a mistake
00:08:40This is going to be awful
00:08:41You'll see, he'll make you go through it.
00:08:42Hello
00:08:42How are you?
00:08:43How are you?
00:08:44Do you remember Mauri?
00:08:45Of course, how could I forget?
00:08:47He's your roommate, isn't he?
00:08:48Yes, you saw it so suddenly, didn't you?
00:08:52What a surprise
00:08:52And what are you going to do?
00:08:54Are you coming back?
00:08:55Are you friends?
00:08:56You are...?
00:08:58What are you?
00:08:59Well, it's probably best if we talk about that amongst ourselves, right?
00:09:03Well, that's all.
00:09:04See you later
00:09:04Come on, let's go
00:09:05See you later
00:09:07But how can you sink so low, man?
00:09:09If you're alone, you're alone.
00:09:11You have to mature
00:09:12And to know oneself
00:09:14Please
00:09:17César, hello, I'm Mauri
00:09:18Do you remember me?
00:09:19From the faculty?
00:09:21Yeah
00:09:22Good, very good
00:09:23Hey, do you like Turkish cinema?
00:09:26No?
00:09:28Here goes
00:09:29And the mojitos?
00:09:32Neither
00:09:40Paco, macho
00:09:41This machine has swallowed two euros from me again.
00:09:43That won't fly, ma'am.
00:09:44I'm not giving out any more free packages.
00:09:46Son, you're very tense
00:09:47Don't rush.
00:09:48The woman of your dreams will come along.
00:09:50The important thing is that when you do it, you're sure.
00:09:53Sorry?
00:09:53Think of your virginity as your greatest treasure
00:09:56I only had sex with my husband.
00:09:58And it was wonderful.
00:09:59Well, we'd have to ask him too.
00:10:01But hey, you all know I'm a virgin.
00:10:03It's the news of the week
00:10:05It's all anyone is talking about
00:10:06I'm going to introduce you to the girl who does my nails.
00:10:09I've told him about your problem
00:10:10And she says that she's also finding it very difficult to find a partner
00:10:13When you see it, you'll understand why.
00:10:15Look, please don't worry about my virginity.
00:10:18I'm fine the way I am.
00:10:19You're not okay if it shows
00:10:20And that eventually ends up affecting your mind
00:10:23Look at this
00:10:24Paco, do you have any blank tapes?
00:10:27What did I say?
00:10:28Man
00:10:29Paco is a virgin
00:10:30A little bit of tact
00:10:31Well, that's not so bad, is it?
00:10:33Other
00:10:33This is a national problem
00:10:35Why the hell did we join Europe?
00:10:38Convergence criteria
00:10:41I just don't understand why you want to live in Batman's cave.
00:10:44Having our wonderful apartment upstairs
00:10:45Well, look, because I'm comfortable.
00:10:47I love living alone
00:10:48And I save myself from paying rent as well.
00:10:49But then who's going to pay him?
00:10:50Well, I don't know.
00:10:51Are you the one living there?
00:10:54Alicia, thank you so much for telling everyone I'm a virgin
00:10:56Hey?
00:10:57No, no, no, no
00:10:57I only told Belén
00:10:59But now she's playing goalkeeper in life
00:11:00Hey, I swear I didn't say anything, okay?
00:11:02Okay, then explain to me how the whole community knows this
00:11:05Hey, everyone!
00:11:07Exaggerated!
00:11:07What's up, Paco?
00:11:08Hey, just practicing to see if I can get one?
00:11:10Don't give up, champ
00:11:11You'll eventually get there
00:11:12Then you get married and you're back to where you were.
00:11:14You're having less and less snacks each time.
00:11:16Life is cyclical.
00:11:18Well, he's the president.
00:11:22He needs to be informed of everything.
00:11:23If what you wanted was to humiliate me
00:11:24Know that you've done it
00:11:29But how could you even think of that?
00:11:31That's something very personal.
00:11:32That's not something you can just go around telling everyone.
00:11:34You're right, it's not funny.
00:11:35I could traumatize him.
00:11:38But don't tell me it's not fantastic!
00:11:41Alicia is the first man
00:11:42He doesn't treat you like a piece of meat.
00:11:44You thank him for it.
00:11:45Humiliating him in front of the entire building
00:11:47How unromantic you are!
00:11:49Excuse me, but I can be very romantic
00:11:51Oh, yes
00:11:52The Lady of the Camellias
00:11:57I am a romantic
00:11:58The problem is that I'm having trouble sterilizing it.
00:12:02Honey, I've been thinking that...
00:12:05I didn't take you into account regarding the antenna.
00:12:07So if you're going to be overwhelmed by the neighbors
00:12:08So we removed it
00:12:09It disgusts me
00:12:10But okay, fine, we'll take it off.
00:12:13Roberto, are you listening to me?
00:12:15Hey?
00:12:15What if we remove the antenna?
00:12:17What are you saying?
00:12:18No way
00:12:18To the neighbors who are given
00:12:20This is the invention of the century
00:12:21It's the best decision you've ever made
00:12:23Since you started taking the pill
00:12:25Did you know there's a channel dedicated solely to soap operas?
00:12:27Yeah, but it's one of those they use as filler.
00:12:29No
00:12:29If this is the best
00:12:31I'm hooked on the scorned woman
00:12:33It's the best!
00:12:35The scorned one?
00:12:36Are you kidding me?
00:12:37No, no, no
00:12:38They show ten episodes a day
00:12:40Look
00:12:40That's Maria Adelaida
00:12:42She wants revenge on Juana Patricia
00:12:44Her monozygotic twin sister
00:12:46That she has been replaced
00:12:47And she has married Luis Mario
00:12:48The love of his life
00:12:50And he wants to take all the money from his family.
00:12:54What if they are twin sisters?
00:12:55Because, come on, they don't look alike at all.
00:12:57Because Maria Adelaida has had cosmetic surgery
00:13:00Juana Patricia pushed her on a cruise through the Amazon
00:13:02And the piranhas disfigured his face
00:13:04But he's back.
00:13:04And she's pretending to be a member of the service
00:13:07Look, look, look
00:13:08The lame gardener knows something
00:13:12Damn, it's over
00:13:13They'll show another episode in ten minutes.
00:13:15I have time to eat something
00:13:16Well, that's all, Maripuri
00:13:19I'm going to the gym
00:13:20But you don't stay to watch it
00:13:22Don't you want me to record it for you?
00:13:23No, no, no
00:13:23You can tell me about it later, okay?
00:13:26I wasn't that hooked on a series
00:13:28Ever since Heidi fell down an embankment
00:13:30This is awesome
00:13:32Lucia, open up
00:13:33No, you open it.
00:13:35Oh, what's wrong, Roberto?
00:13:41What's happening?
00:13:42Do you have a moment?
00:13:43And there you go, the antenna won't come off
00:13:45No, no, don't worry, it's the other way around
00:13:46What I want is to propose a business to you.
00:13:49How much do they charge per month for this satellite service?
00:13:52About 60 euros
00:13:53I was going to wear it.
00:13:54But I thought it would be better if I paid you 20.
00:13:57We ran a cable outside to my house
00:13:59And that way we avoid further problems with the community
00:14:02But what if you don't have a decoder?
00:14:03You'll only be able to see the channel I click here.
00:14:05Well, it's okay.
00:14:07We'll come to an agreement.
00:14:08If we have the same tastes
00:14:10I don't know
00:14:11It's just that Lucía might not be too happy about it.
00:14:13But why would you tell him?
00:14:14If women don't understand cables
00:14:16That money is for you.
00:14:18For your things
00:14:20Okay, honey
00:14:21Well, I'm off to the gym.
00:14:24Oh well
00:14:24Are you bothering us again?
00:14:26No, no, no, no
00:14:27He's going to commission me to design a new logo for his store.
00:14:29Already
00:14:30Then he should pay you in advance.
00:14:33How sexy, huh?
00:14:34Your girlfriend?
00:14:35Okay, so what?
00:14:35Is there a deal or not?
00:14:37But you'd have to buy the cable and the connector.
00:14:39And so
00:14:44Eh, eh, eh
00:14:45Don Jesús
00:14:46Yeah?
00:14:46That?
00:14:47Look
00:14:47He has received this letter from the bank
00:14:49It has a lot of money
00:14:50And it's unbelievable that he wears the ties he wears
00:14:52Oh well
00:14:53Will you open my letters?
00:14:54Yeah
00:14:55I'm taking an online accounting course.
00:14:57And so I practice
00:14:57Well, I plan to file a complaint with the president.
00:15:00Well, wash your mouth out.
00:15:01Because it smells like a family mausoleum to him
00:15:02You are rude.
00:15:03Thank you so much
00:15:04Have a good afternoon
00:15:06Listen
00:15:06Don't put that there
00:15:08Which is in very bad taste
00:15:09It's to brighten my day a little, ma'am.
00:15:11Because of what I have to see here every day
00:15:12Come on
00:15:13Circulating
00:15:14Is that rude?
00:15:15Smile a little, woman
00:15:16Oh, no
00:15:16That the points in the listing will be skipped
00:15:19Excuse me
00:15:19But I haven't had surgery
00:15:21No way.
00:15:21Nor this one either.
00:15:22The thing is, of course
00:15:23The difference between one and the other
00:15:25Dad, first we have
00:15:26Fideuá or prawn heads
00:15:27Fideuà
00:15:28But take the prawn heads
00:15:29To freeze them
00:15:30Excuse me
00:15:31Can you find out what he's doing?
00:15:32But don't step on me there.
00:15:33I have the starters right there.
00:15:35Dad, how do you like your entrecôte?
00:15:36Slightly done
00:15:37Well, now you have dinner.
00:15:38If they are found here
00:15:39A great deal of the day!
00:15:40Do you like flavored yogurts?
00:15:42Ugh, how disgusting, please
00:15:44But what's so disgusting?
00:15:45We're going to talk to Mrs. Almudena
00:15:46Okay, okay, okay
00:15:49Dad, I think you're kicking me out now, aren't you?
00:15:51Don't believe it
00:15:52That the people of this country
00:15:53It has a lot of stamina
00:15:56José Miguel, son, hold me tight
00:15:58There's only one mother.
00:15:59Mom, it's not supposed to be
00:16:00You should set a good example for me.
00:16:02An eye for an eye, darling.
00:16:03The sooner they discount it, the better
00:16:05Oh my God, what are you doing?
00:16:06That's how we're undermining our own reason.
00:16:07No, Juan
00:16:08The dick doesn't want to remove the antenna
00:16:09Don't take it away
00:16:10But she won't see it on TV
00:16:11He's going to be paying for nothing.
00:16:14Wow!
00:16:16Automatic retuning
00:16:17Go on, get down
00:16:18Someone's going to see us
00:16:18Oh, Juan
00:16:19How dizzying
00:16:20Pregnancy
00:16:21Now you remember, right?
00:16:22Let's go!
00:16:23Let's see what their faces look like.
00:16:25Son, don't hold this against her, Mom
00:16:27It's not exactly
00:16:28The model of moral behavior
00:16:29What we want to convey to you
00:16:30It doesn't matter, Dad.
00:16:31I understand.
00:16:32You are at a difficult age
00:16:33You don't know that very well.
00:16:35Juan, go
00:16:36I'm going, I'm going
00:16:49If we continue to increase the tension
00:16:50We're going to end up coming to blows.
00:16:52Well, we're here, Juan
00:16:52I'd grab her by the hair
00:16:54And I even out the ends
00:16:55Oh, Juan
00:16:56A priest
00:16:57Hello, father
00:16:58Hello, good afternoon
00:16:59They won't know where they are.
00:17:01Roberto and Lucía, right?
00:17:02I've lost her phone number
00:17:04And I need to confirm
00:17:05The wedding date
00:17:06How to get married?
00:17:06But in the end
00:17:07Are they getting married?
00:17:08Oh, yes, of course
00:17:09They have church on June 30th
00:17:11And of course
00:17:12We need to be more specific, then.
00:17:13Floral arrangements
00:17:15If you want a choir and organist
00:17:17Or the more modern option
00:17:19And recommended
00:17:20Original micede of
00:17:21Songs for a wedding
00:17:24Performed by me
00:17:25And that contain success
00:17:26Come on, come on
00:17:27That we got married
00:17:28Come on, come on
00:17:29That we got married
00:17:30Come on
00:17:30Haven't they heard?
00:17:32Yes, yes, yes
00:17:33I'm more
00:17:34From classical Gregorian chant
00:17:35Ah
00:17:36Well, it doesn't matter.
00:17:37Stay for a few days as a trial.
00:17:38It's only 12.95
00:17:41Ah, will they tell Lucia?
00:17:43What have I been here?
00:17:44Yes of course
00:17:44Don't worry
00:17:45We are close friends
00:17:46Thank you
00:17:49What scum, Juan
00:17:50They're getting married and they haven't told us anything
00:17:52They've completely fallen off now.
00:17:54The least we could do is invite the president.
00:17:55And to his lady
00:17:56And to all the neighbors
00:17:58If they see us more than their own family
00:17:59Come on, let's go downstairs and tell him.
00:18:01You'll see how they like it
00:18:07This is not visible
00:18:08Male
00:18:08Are you sure you hooked it up high enough?
00:18:10Yes, man
00:18:11Come on, hurry up
00:18:12I'm going to miss out on the heartbroken woman.
00:18:13Don't tell me that shows she's scorned.
00:18:15I have a friend who does yoga.
00:18:16She's totally hooked
00:18:18Yes, it's María de Laida.
00:18:19She's pregnant
00:18:20And he doesn't know who it is.
00:18:21Because she was raped
00:18:21While he was taking a nap
00:18:23Oh, really?
00:18:25Come on, Andrés
00:18:25Hurry up
00:18:26There is no signal.
00:18:27If there is no signal
00:18:28Why don't you call an installer?
00:18:30What more could he know about this?
00:18:31Yes of course
00:18:32We're hacking the antenna.
00:18:33And we called technical support.
00:18:35Isabel, please
00:18:38Man, Alex
00:18:39How long
00:18:39Like you here
00:18:40It's because I'm in the middle of exams.
00:18:41And I have a lot of accumulated stress.
00:18:43I've been thinking that you and I
00:18:44We could have a moment
00:18:45For shared recreation
00:18:46So you want to sleep with me
00:18:47Yeah
00:18:48Happens
00:18:57Let's go to the bedroom
00:18:58Yeah
00:18:59Yeah
00:19:00No, no, no
00:19:03Hey, why don't you ever give me flowers?
00:19:04Hey?
00:19:05No, I had thought about it.
00:19:06But I don't know who had told me about it.
00:19:08That you were allergic
00:19:09Well no
00:19:09And I love receiving flowers as a gift.
00:19:11And you might have some details
00:19:12With me from time to time
00:19:13A beautiful book
00:19:14A poem
00:19:15A polyphonic ringtone for your mobile phone
00:19:16Okay, I'll organize it tomorrow.
00:19:18Come on, let's...
00:19:19No, no, I can't do it like this.
00:19:21Either there are feelings involved, or I won't give myself over.
00:19:22But hey, what's wrong with you?
00:19:23If you're not romantic at all
00:19:25Did you bump yourself in the bathtub?
00:19:26Or have you rescued
00:19:27All of Laura Pausini's albums?
00:19:29What happened?
00:19:30Alex, there are many things about me
00:19:31That you don't know
00:19:32I am very romantic
00:19:33And since I see that you're not up to my level
00:19:35To study
00:19:36Careful, okay?
00:19:36I have a romantic side.
00:19:37Very important
00:19:38I also find it uncomfortable.
00:19:40This very direct relationship
00:19:41So animalistic
00:19:43But I'm soft, soft
00:19:45Okay
00:19:45And tonight we're going to ride
00:19:46A romantic plan
00:19:48Rent Titanic
00:19:49And we watch it together
00:19:50Entire
00:19:51Can't we pass it on?
00:19:52Until the ship starts to sink?
00:19:53Entire
00:19:54You'll see how I cry
00:19:58But how can they get married?
00:20:00Radiopatio isn't working, huh?
00:20:02We don't find out about things
00:20:03So they don't think
00:20:05Invite us to the wedding
00:20:06I'm upset
00:20:08How are we going to criticize?
00:20:09A wedding dress
00:20:10What if we don't see it?
00:20:11It hurt me too.
00:20:12What difference does it make to them?
00:20:13Invite us to the banquet
00:20:13If they recover it later
00:20:14With the gifts?
00:20:15I don't think so. With our people
00:20:16But how are they going to invite us?
00:20:17Is the problem that we bother them?
00:20:19Look at the mess we've made with the antenna!
00:20:21And what does that have to do with anything?
00:20:22We insult each other quite well.
00:20:24And then we ordered salt and eggs.
00:20:25And nothing happens
00:20:26That I'll give you a drunk key
00:20:27It doesn't mean I don't appreciate you.
00:20:29Of course not
00:20:29Man, if we had been
00:20:31Be a little nicer to them
00:20:32They might have invited us anyway.
00:20:33One month to go
00:20:34If we flatter them
00:20:36We still have time
00:20:38Are you really going to lower yourselves that much?
00:20:39I'd go for some fresh prawns.
00:20:41I'll do whatever it takes.
00:20:42No, his father has money.
00:20:43We could even be talking
00:20:44Caviar
00:20:45Ah, well, to my sympathy
00:20:46Nobody can beat me.
00:20:47What do you want to bet?
00:20:48Why are they inviting us first?
00:20:50Lucia has many good qualities
00:20:52Oh, it's not the dick anymore?
00:20:53What's happening?
00:20:54I'm training
00:20:55Watch out, here it comes
00:20:57Hello, Lucia
00:20:59Are you armed or is it okay to pass?
00:21:02And what spark does Lucia have?
00:21:04And how cute does this girl always look?
00:21:06Juan, give him the good news
00:21:07Hey?
00:21:08The good news
00:21:09Ah, yes
00:21:09As president of the community
00:21:11I am happy to communicate
00:21:12That we have withdrawn the threat
00:21:13Report your satellite dish
00:21:15Oh, and what's with that sudden change?
00:21:17We have analyzed the visual impact
00:21:19And the conclusion is that it remains
00:21:20Beautiful and modern
00:21:22It adds a lot of prestige to the estate
00:21:24And my mobile phone sounds much better.
00:21:26My coverage is at full bars
00:21:29Well, nothing much.
00:21:29Glad to hear it
00:21:30You're welcome, woman
00:21:31If things can be fixed by talking them out
00:21:33Next week is my birthday
00:21:34Tell Roberto you're invited
00:21:36And tomorrow my son is making his First Communion
00:21:38Don't let me down, okay?
00:21:39First Communion?
00:21:40But he's 12 years old
00:21:41He had a crisis of faith.
00:21:42To see Pelez's father
00:21:43But she has already overcome it.
00:21:44They're all coming
00:21:45You can't miss it
00:21:46Well, I would tell Roberto.
00:21:47But come on, I don't know if...
00:21:49And don't overcomplicate things with the gift.
00:21:51A laptop
00:21:53A DVD
00:21:53Things like that
00:21:55Do you see how things are done?
00:21:57Now she's feeling terrible
00:21:58Tomorrow appears
00:22:00With the wedding invitation in hand
00:22:01But how are we going to organize it?
00:22:02A communion in 24 hours, Paloma?
00:22:04At home
00:22:05An intimate thing
00:22:06If I have a freezer full of San Jacobos
00:22:09Well
00:22:09I know there's a DVD.
00:22:16There, there, there
00:22:17There you can see it
00:22:17Leave it there
00:22:18Don't touch it anymore
00:22:19Of course, if someone has moved this.
00:22:21But how did they do it?
00:22:23This is amazing
00:22:24Come on, put the football channel on.
00:22:26The Argentine League is starting
00:22:27What are you saying?
00:22:28What are you saying?
00:22:28Now they show five episodes
00:22:29From the scorned woman
00:22:30But how can you get hooked on that?
00:22:33A guy watching a soap opera
00:22:35This country is going to shit
00:22:36Look, look, look
00:22:37Juana Patricia
00:22:38And what a creature
00:22:39This is the bad one
00:22:40Well, it's good.
00:22:41And who is that other one?
00:22:43The deaf-mute grandmother
00:22:44He is in a wheelchair
00:22:45And why do they throw her into the pool?
00:22:48Because he knows the whole truth
00:22:50Hello good
00:22:51Oh, hi Andrés
00:22:52Okay, I'm leaving.
00:22:53This is nonsense.
00:22:55Be careful with your boy
00:22:56He's getting hooked on weird things
00:22:58Not anymore
00:23:00Well, what's he doing here?
00:23:02How do they find you at the board?
00:23:03And now they're trying to mooch off our satellite?
00:23:05People have some nerve.
00:23:06Okay, honey
00:23:07You've blown my mind
00:23:08I just ran into the neighbors
00:23:09And they told me we left the antenna.
00:23:11What makes the building look nice
00:23:12Yeah
00:23:12And Paloma
00:23:13In a burst of extreme sympathy
00:23:14He invited us for tomorrow.
00:23:16At the communion of José Miguel
00:23:17What do we do?
00:23:18Yes, yes
00:23:19Oh, and all the orgasms
00:23:20What I've had with you
00:23:21I faked them
00:23:22Okay, okay, okay
00:23:23Yes, Roberto
00:23:24But you're not listening to me.
00:23:25Yes, man
00:23:26I'm doing both things.
00:23:28Let's see
00:23:28Grandma just came back to life!
00:23:30At the funeral home
00:23:31And now he speaks
00:23:31It's been good to swallow water.
00:23:34That costs them
00:23:35We've been invited for tomorrow.
00:23:36At José Miguel's first communion
00:23:37What are you saying?
00:23:38And what are we doing there?
00:23:39Well, what do I know?
00:23:40How they've gone too far
00:23:41Well, now they'll want to make peace.
00:23:42Where should we go from?
00:23:43No way
00:23:44They want to poison us.
00:23:45Also, tomorrow they're putting on
00:23:46The last ten chapters
00:23:47From the Spurned Woman
00:23:48Really, Roberto
00:23:48How tiresome with The Spiteful One
00:23:50Didn't you say
00:23:51We had to have a good vibe.
00:23:52With the neighbors?
00:23:53Well, tomorrow's the communion.
00:23:54And you buy the gift for José Miguel
00:23:55That's what your friend is for.
00:23:56Hey, don't get mad
00:23:57Everyone has their hobbies
00:23:59I told you something
00:24:00When did you start getting dressed?
00:24:01Like Ali McBean
00:24:05Hello
00:24:06Is this where you subscribe?
00:24:07To the Heartbroken One?
00:24:08Pussy
00:24:09How did you find out?
00:24:10The grass has told us
00:24:11That's great!
00:24:12Twenty euros each
00:24:13Installation included
00:24:14Is there no discount for pensioners?
00:24:16Well no
00:24:16At night you will put
00:24:17Tin X, right?
00:24:18For my sister
00:24:19So that he/she can learn
00:24:20Yes, yes
00:24:21For your sister
00:24:30Hey, can you tell me what time it is?
00:24:32I was worried
00:24:33Sorry, Dad
00:24:33I missed the bus
00:24:34How's it going with Inés?
00:24:35A disaster, isn't it?
00:24:36No way, Mauri
00:24:37We're back
00:24:37Have we fixed it?
00:24:38What I was saying
00:24:39A disaster
00:24:39What's happening?
00:24:40You're not happy for me
00:24:41No, it's a mistake
00:24:42What do you want me to say?
00:24:43And I had to go see the movie
00:24:45Turkish only
00:24:45And I don't like going to the movies alone.
00:24:46Everyone is looking at you
00:24:48The ticket seller shouting into the microphone
00:24:49One entry only
00:24:50And the whole line peeks out
00:24:52And they murmur
00:24:52He's alone.
00:24:53Nobody likes him
00:24:53What's happening to you?
00:24:54You're jealous.
00:24:55Jealous of what?
00:24:57I'm just telling you that I don't like Inés.
00:24:58I think she's a fake aunt.
00:24:59It's going to hurt you
00:25:00She's a nasty witch
00:25:01Mauri
00:25:01Don't let me finish
00:25:02She cheated on you once
00:25:03And she has a morbid face.
00:25:04Sleeping with the first woman he finds
00:25:06It's crystal clear that that slut
00:25:07He's going to put them back on you.
00:25:08It's at the door
00:25:11The mother tells the Kurdish boy
00:25:13Shortly before the wedding
00:25:14And I won't tell you any more.
00:25:15Because it's better if you go and see it.
00:25:17It's a great movie
00:25:18You have a long way to go, Bea
00:25:19Are you going out again?
00:25:21Why don't the three of us go for a drink?
00:25:23No, it's just that I'm going to sleep tonight.
00:25:24At Inés's house
00:25:24We'll leave you in peace.
00:25:26I'll be right out
00:25:28Well, that's great!
00:25:29You sorted everything out so quickly, didn't you?
00:25:31Do you think I'm an idiot or what?
00:25:32Hey?
00:25:32Let's see, Mauri
00:25:33Stop talking nonsense
00:25:34I don't care what happened
00:25:35Between Bea and you
00:25:36The point is that now
00:25:37Bea is with me again
00:25:38And you just have to put up with it.
00:25:39No, we're just friends.
00:25:41I am gay
00:25:41Yes, you'll be gay
00:25:42But you're a man
00:25:43And all men
00:25:44You are the same
00:25:44Shit
00:25:45Well, that's an opinion.
00:25:46There is no doubt
00:25:47I'm a bit more optimistic.
00:25:49So don't mess with me anymore
00:25:51And get out of the way
00:25:52Or you and me
00:25:53We're going to have problems
00:25:54Yeah, right?
00:25:56I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.
00:25:57I forgot today
00:25:59From removing the hairs from the sponge
00:26:00But you should have something to drink, okay?
00:26:05Stop
00:26:06Quiet, quiet
00:26:07Don't go with her
00:26:07She's crazy, isn't she?
00:26:08He threatened me
00:26:09What are you saying?
00:26:09How can he threaten you?
00:26:10If it's a sky
00:26:11A sky?
00:26:12That girl belongs to some fundamentalist lesbian group
00:26:14It's from Albollera or something like that
00:26:17Mauri, it's not funny.
00:26:18Don't be selfish
00:26:19Stop messing with Inés
00:26:20You don't understand how excited I am
00:26:21Look, getting back with an ex doesn't work.
00:26:23Well, it's working for me.
00:26:26Then it has to work for me too.
00:26:30Carlos Alberto is going to be the child's father
00:26:33Pay attention to what I'm telling you.
00:26:34Did he have a vasectomy when he injured himself playing mini-golf?
00:26:37No, but it didn't go well for him.
00:26:38Grandma, who has powers, knows it.
00:26:40But since nobody asks him
00:26:42Yes, Alicia has definitely caught the romantic bug.
00:26:44And he wants us to watch Titanic together
00:26:45And she says she's going to cry
00:26:46What I do?
00:26:47He's testing you
00:26:48You're going to have to cry too.
00:26:49Yes, yes, I know
00:26:50That's why I grabbed Mom.
00:26:51This bottle of eye drops is for when there's no other way.
00:26:52What are you saying, man?
00:26:53You just have to think of something that excites you.
00:26:55In sad things
00:26:56Is it sadder than having to watch Titanic?
00:26:57To sleep with an aunt?
00:26:58Think about loneliness
00:26:59In the void
00:27:00In death
00:27:01In injustices
00:27:03No, I'd better put in the eye drops.
00:27:04We already finished earlier.
00:27:05I'm leaving, Dad.
00:27:07Isabel, run
00:27:08Juana Patricia has run over the grandmother
00:27:10With the SUV
00:27:12Is she dead?
00:27:14No, he wants to talk to Luis Mario.
00:27:15But it won't arrive on time.
00:27:17What a great episode!
00:27:18Pablo
00:27:20And my ear drops?
00:27:21Have you seen them?
00:27:22I had them in the bathroom
00:27:23It's a little bottle like this
00:27:24With the blue label
00:27:25But that wasn't eye drops.
00:27:26What are you saying?
00:27:29Well, look
00:27:30She's going to cry.
00:27:31But why do you want to leave, darling?
00:27:33Are you not happy here?
00:27:34No, I do.
00:27:35What I don't know is
00:27:36They are very happy with me
00:27:37Okay, but what happened?
00:27:37Have you had any problems?
00:27:38No, nothing, nonsense.
00:27:39They're very fine here
00:27:40Look, son
00:27:41We have triumphed
00:27:42Here comes the boss with the check
00:27:44Emilio
00:27:45I'll be brief
00:27:46I don't know why.
00:27:47But suddenly
00:27:48The entire community is very unhappy with you
00:27:50But what are you saying?
00:27:51Have you received any complaints?
00:27:5127
00:27:52So I have no other choice but to fire him
00:27:54Okay, then give me the check and we'll leave.
00:27:56Which check?
00:27:56That's the dismissal letter.
00:27:57He has no right to charge anything
00:27:59It's within the trial period
00:28:0015 days as stipulated in your contract
00:28:01As?
00:28:02Dad?
00:28:03Damn, they should have had the fine print.
00:28:04Okay, just a moment
00:28:05Because I, Almudena, don't understand anything
00:28:07What have you done, Emilio?
00:28:08There's been a problem, Rocío
00:28:08Don't ask
00:28:09No, no, tell me
00:28:10Well, nothing.
00:28:11This woman is sexually harassing me.
00:28:12That's it
00:28:13What about me?
00:28:14Oh, please
00:28:15But that's ridiculous.
00:28:17Yes, yes
00:28:17You're following me around like a crazy woman possessed.
00:28:19If you now address me formally
00:28:20But this morning he really talked me into his ear
00:28:22He gave me the key to his house
00:28:23So that he could go up in uniform
00:28:24To fix the air conditioning
00:28:26Forgive me
00:28:27But I don't have any more time for nonsense.
00:28:28First thing tomorrow
00:28:29I want you out of here
00:28:30Otherwise, I'll call the police.
00:28:31Good night
00:28:32Listen, I'm not coming at you as an advance
00:28:34I'll dress up as anything
00:28:35I am the slaughterhouse of love
00:28:37But how can he be harassing you, Emilio?
00:28:39You didn't misunderstand, did you?
00:28:41It sounds really weird, doesn't it?
00:28:42Well, don't believe me.
00:28:43And besides, I'm not comfortable here.
00:28:44There are some very cold people here.
00:28:45I miss my old goal.
00:28:47What do you miss about the goal?
00:28:49It will have nothing to do with Bethlehem
00:28:50Well, that's just what I needed here.
00:28:51It was a jealous dinner party.
00:28:52Damn, Emilio
00:28:53At this rate, we'll never be able to live together.
00:28:54Well, we're not in a hurry, are we?
00:28:56Leave it
00:28:57We'll talk tomorrow.
00:28:59Hey, son
00:29:00I don't know if this is the best time
00:29:01But what the hell are we going to do now?
00:29:04Well, unless my advisor is here
00:29:05Have another plan
00:29:06And talk to Mr. Cuesta
00:29:07And that invites us back
00:29:08What a great plan!
00:29:09Hey, let's not start this now, okay?
00:29:10Because I'm fed up.
00:29:11Pam, pam, pam, pam
00:29:15Well, if the gardener doesn't declare
00:29:16Juana Patricia is released
00:29:19Oh, but now they're putting the others on.
00:29:20I haven't seen this one
00:29:22Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:23Don't change
00:29:23Give me the remote
00:29:24Hey, you're watching soap operas all day long.
00:29:26I want to see a movie too.
00:29:27From time to time, it brings
00:29:28Hey, hey, it's the trial
00:29:29You're going to break it, bring it
00:29:30No no
00:29:31No!
00:29:32Don't change now!
00:29:34What does Nicole Kidman do to the scorned woman?
00:29:36Are you visiting?
00:29:37The one upstairs has changed the channel on us.
00:29:38I'm going to complain
00:29:40What a service!
00:29:41Hey, we want our money back.
00:29:44Because these guys are going to drive us crazy with channel surfing.
00:29:46It must have been the bride
00:29:47I know Roberto is very green
00:29:48But what difference does it make to you if I watch The Soap Opera?
00:29:50If they're going to show this movie 40 times
00:29:52Why not?
00:29:53Because I want to see it now.
00:29:54What's happening?
00:29:55What if you miss it tomorrow?
00:29:56You have nothing to talk about at the hairdresser's
00:29:57Yeah
00:29:58What's up, man?
00:30:00You're leaving us hanging.
00:30:01Yes, Mom, come on
00:30:02I love you very much too.
00:30:03A kiss
00:30:03But why were you healing her so quickly?
00:30:05I just wanted to wish us goodnight
00:30:06During menopause
00:30:07Come on, go on, darling
00:30:08Let's watch the movie like this
00:30:09Just hanging out
00:30:10But I've already seen it.
00:30:11Neither Colcayma nor his two sons are dead
00:30:13They are the ghosts
00:30:14Damn, Roberto, thank you so much
00:30:16You just ruined the movie for me
00:30:17Oh, sorry.
00:30:18Well, if you know the ending, it's not funny anymore.
00:30:20I'm going to see her, heartbroken.
00:30:22Spurned
00:30:22Honestly, you've been acting like a fool lately.
00:30:24Since I installed the satellite
00:30:26I'll go, I'll go
00:30:27No, wait
00:30:30Hey, what's up with...?
00:30:31So, what's wrong with you?
00:30:33Is everything alright here?
00:30:34Yes, why?
00:30:36Out of curiosity
00:30:37Okay, see you later
00:30:39This girl always looks so cute
00:30:41Until when does he go to bed?
00:30:48But who's going to believe it?
00:30:50That Leonardo DiCaprio
00:30:50He's going to freeze because of this girl
00:30:52Is she fat?
00:30:54It doesn't matter
00:30:54We have to cry
00:30:56Come on, think of something sad
00:30:58The ship sinking
00:31:00And those idiots in the orchestra playing
00:31:02But how can I cry about this?
00:31:04I'm going to pinch my nipple.
00:31:05Let's see, physical pain
00:31:06Oh, hey, well, that makes sense.
00:31:11Ah, that feels good
00:31:13World hunger
00:31:14Wars
00:31:15Ugly people
00:31:17No, no, even sadder
00:31:19When Rosa lost Eurovision
00:31:21What an injustice, what a robbery!
00:31:23Yes, here it comes
00:31:24And how they dressed the poor thing
00:31:26How awful
00:31:26Yes, I'm going to cry
00:31:29Turn around so I can see your tear
00:31:31How beautiful
00:31:32She's going to die for love.
00:31:34Yes, yes
00:31:36She is crying
00:31:36I'm going to put in the eye drops.
00:31:39I'm going to get a clinic
00:31:40I feel like I'm going to cry
00:31:41And when I start
00:31:44I'm a romantic
00:31:45I'm crying during Titanic
00:31:51Look, you see, I'm crying too.
00:31:54God!
00:31:54The movie is really sad, isn't it?
00:31:57Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:31:57That's sad, yes.
00:31:58Holy shit, I'm feeling so sad
00:32:00Hurts
00:32:02Alex, you really are sensitive.
00:32:04Burn, burn, burn
00:32:04Water, I can't see, I can't see
00:32:05What are you saying?
00:32:06What's the matter?
00:32:07What have I put this crap in my eyes?
00:32:09I'm blind, call a doctor
00:32:10So you were faking it
00:32:11Here I am crying, a hopeless romantic.
00:32:13And you were putting drops on yourself.
00:32:14Yes, but hey, I did it out of love.
00:32:15What romantic?
00:32:16Get out of here
00:32:17But wait, help me down
00:32:23But what have you done?
00:32:25What's happening?
00:32:26Are you practicing with the anti-rape spray?
00:32:28That it's not romantic
00:32:29That it's not up to my standards
00:32:29I need a sensitive man
00:32:31Yes, yes
00:32:32Hey, I'll take the juicer, it's mine.
00:32:35Look, in the end I'm going to have to give Paco a chance
00:32:37To Paco?
00:32:38But what if you don't like it?
00:32:39Dele, don't be superficial
00:32:41I'm not talking about the physical aspect
00:32:42I'm talking about falling in love for real.
00:32:44Yes, but that's not your decision.
00:32:45That has to come from within you.
00:32:47Well, it's showing up for me now.
00:32:48Okay then
00:32:50I'm liking this whole romantic thing more and more.
00:32:58But what are you doing here, traitor?
00:33:00Go to my psychiatric ward
00:33:02No, and how long is your anger going to last?
00:33:04No, no, no, not angry at all
00:33:06I'm waiting for a friend
00:33:07I'm meeting up with an ex.
00:33:09Of course, since I also have a schedule.
00:33:10But you don't say that doesn't work.
00:33:12It never turns out well.
00:33:13Well, technically he's not an ex
00:33:14Pedro and I had a very brief fling
00:33:18How fleeting?
00:33:19A year and a half
00:33:19But we never went to the movies on a Sunday
00:33:21That's when you become a couple
00:33:23Oh, it's here.
00:33:24Furthermore, it has nothing to do with it
00:33:26Pedro is not an aggressive lunatic like Inés
00:33:28He's a guy who's very focused.
00:33:29She knows exactly what she wants in life
00:33:32Hi, Mauri
00:33:33Hi how are things?
00:33:35Who are you?
00:33:35I am Pedro
00:33:36You called me yesterday
00:33:38Peter
00:33:40Peter
00:33:41Sure, sure
00:33:43Come in, come in
00:33:50So, how's it going?
00:33:51Very well and you?
00:33:53It looked phenomenal
00:33:54How long has it been since we last saw each other?
00:33:55Well, at least six years
00:33:56You're the same, huh?
00:33:58Yes and you?
00:33:59Would you like something to drink?
00:34:00Clear
00:34:02Hello
00:34:03I'm Bea
00:34:03Mauri's roommate
00:34:05This is Pedro, my friend.
00:34:06Look
00:34:08Nice to meet you
00:34:09You're wearing a very pretty skirt.
00:34:10Bea, if you don't mind
00:34:12Pedro and I have
00:34:12Lots to talk about
00:34:14Yes, yes, I can imagine
00:34:15But...
00:34:16Do you have a second?
00:34:17Clear
00:34:19I'll be right back
00:34:20Don't worry
00:34:21You have a very cute apartment.
00:34:22Thank you
00:34:28Mauri, I don't know if you've noticed.
00:34:29But your friend Pedro is a woman.
00:34:31I've already seen it
00:34:32It's your fault.
00:34:33You started with this nonsense about exes.
00:34:34Look at the mess you've gotten me into!
00:34:36But what kind of trouble did you have when you were young?
00:34:38I used to be a man, I swear.
00:34:40I don't know what happened to him
00:34:41Ask him.
00:34:41No, no, no, no, no
00:34:42If he doesn't bring it up, I won't say anything.
00:34:45What won't happen to me
00:34:55Okay, Pedro
00:34:58Tell me, how are you?
00:35:00Your job, your family, your cat
00:35:02Except for the cat, everything's fine
00:35:05Well
00:35:06You haven't told me anything about my new look.
00:35:08You've cut your hair, haven't you?
00:35:10No
00:35:11That now I am a woman
00:35:12Ah, yes, yes, yes
00:35:13I was just about to tell you.
00:35:15You look great
00:35:16Great
00:35:17Great or wonderful?
00:35:19Great
00:35:19Good
00:35:20Well, the thing is, I'm not quite a woman yet.
00:35:23I have a penis
00:35:24Well, it never hurts to be honest and it doesn't bother anyone.
00:35:26Already
00:35:27The thing is, I wanted to tell you
00:35:29You see, I want to have surgery with a Swiss surgeon.
00:35:32He's a fantastic artist
00:35:33He's the Michelangelo of vaginas
00:35:35I've always said so.
00:35:36If you're going to get a vagina, get it done right.
00:35:38The problem is that it's extremely expensive.
00:35:40If you could lend me the 6,000 euros I need for the operation
00:35:44Everything's going really well for you, isn't it?
00:35:45Oh, I always read your articles
00:35:47Well, don't think they pay much either.
00:35:49I'm going shopping with Inés
00:35:51We'll eat somewhere and something.
00:35:52Shopping?
00:35:53Why don't the four of us go?
00:35:54I need to buy some jeans
00:35:56But what if you can't stand Inés?
00:35:57Yes of course
00:35:58But she's a lovely girl.
00:36:00Are you up for the plan, Pedro?
00:36:01Yolanda
00:36:02I prefer you call me Yolanda
00:36:03I'm changing my name.
00:36:05I'm in the process of getting it done.
00:36:05But it's a mess, you know?
00:36:06But it's worth it, right?
00:36:07You're much better off.
00:36:11The bag
00:36:12Dad
00:36:13Now he's trying to be nice to the neighbors.
00:36:15As if nothing had happened
00:36:16Uh, I'm looking
00:36:17I need stability
00:36:18And now back to that mousetrap again
00:36:20Damn, what a third age you're putting me through.
00:36:22Look, Dad
00:36:23That's enough, okay?
00:36:24I can't take it anymore.
00:36:25I'm fed up with you.
00:36:25All day long, stuck to me like a leech
00:36:27And on top of that, they were giving me a hard time.
00:36:29This is what it is
00:36:29If you want it right
00:36:30And if you don't get some cardboard boxes
00:36:31And you go under a bridge
00:36:33You already have the face of a homeless person.
00:36:34I don't owe you anything
00:36:36What have you given me in life?
00:36:37Nothing
00:36:38I have given you love
00:36:39Love?
00:36:39Have you given me love?
00:36:40Come on, man
00:36:41You haven't loved anyone
00:36:42You're selfish and a terrible father
00:36:44Emilio
00:36:45I've been a bad father, I already know that.
00:36:47But in my own way
00:36:48I have always loved you
00:36:50Never doubt that.
00:36:52Bye
00:36:52Okay, come on, Dad.
00:36:53Don't listen to me.
00:36:54I'm just really nervous
00:36:55We have to keep going, my son
00:36:57I will always be by your side
00:36:58Okay, okay, let's not exaggerate.
00:37:00Come on, let's go
00:37:02Damn, that was close!
00:37:06Hey Emilio, how's it going?
00:37:07What are you doing here?
00:37:08Belén, we need to talk, I want to come back
00:37:10Oh, what's wrong?
00:37:12Did you break up with Rocío?
00:37:13Hey?
00:37:13Oh no, no, no, no
00:37:14I want to go back to being a goalkeeper
00:37:15Come on, thank you so much for filling in for me
00:37:17But it's no longer necessary
00:37:18Can you go home?
00:37:19No, no, no, no
00:37:19Excuse me, but I'm working here.
00:37:21I'm not moving from here.
00:37:22What do you mean, no?
00:37:22Hey, you're not a professional goalkeeper.
00:37:24This is intrusion.
00:37:24For not leaving
00:37:25Where is he going?
00:37:26Hey, tell your father
00:37:27Don't let him into my house
00:37:27But what do you mean, your house?
00:37:28I remind you that I have been living here for a long time.
00:37:30Seven years of my life
00:37:31Damn, what a change
00:37:32Emilio, look
00:37:33This looks like Miri Mause's house
00:37:36Oh, what have you done?
00:37:38Well, I've arranged it to my liking.
00:37:39What's happening?
00:37:40No, but she is very pretty.
00:37:42But Belén, that's my goal
00:37:43Not yours
00:37:44Let's see what he's done in the bathroom
00:37:45Hey, stay still
00:37:46Come on, both of you, get out of here.
00:37:47But Belén, you're wrong, aren't you?
00:37:48You're obsessed with me
00:37:49You're going to end up painting knobs on yourself.
00:37:51If you have your keys hanging there
00:37:53And that doesn't open anything up.
00:37:53Sorry, but I have a lot of things to do, okay?
00:37:56Okay, okay
00:37:56I'm going to talk to Mr. Juan
00:37:57You'll see how long it takes him to get you out of here
00:37:58But I did sign a three-month contract
00:38:00Clear
00:38:01And now I'm supposed to believe that?
00:38:03Occupy, climb
00:38:03You're a social climber
00:38:05These reflective wipes are amazing, aren't they?
00:38:08Leave that alone, man.
00:38:08They're for removing makeup
00:38:10Okay, okay, calm down.
00:38:13Lucia, I'm Paloma
00:38:14Hey, I'm inviting you all directly to the party.
00:38:16The ceremony is just too long
00:38:18Not here, at home
00:38:19At two
00:38:20So, in an intimate setting
00:38:21Hey, don't disrespect me, okay?
00:38:23All the neighbors are coming
00:38:24Okay
00:38:25Well, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
00:38:26José Miguel, do you want to leave now?
00:38:28This is humiliating, Dad
00:38:29Come on, son
00:38:30That in life you have to be brave
00:38:33Oh, Juan
00:38:33Look how handsome he is!
00:38:35In an official and gentlemanly manner
00:38:36Of course, these outfits never go out of style.
00:38:38How do I tell him this?
00:38:39To the school psychologist
00:38:40They're going to take my custody away from you.
00:38:41Look, Juan
00:38:42I bought him the suit
00:38:43One size larger
00:38:44And look how it looks on her!
00:38:45The child eats and doesn't burn it.
00:38:46Mom, it's been two years
00:38:47What we children have
00:38:48Until we grow up
00:38:49Come here, I'll play you a little bass.
00:38:51Mom, it's already out
00:38:54Well, nothing much.
00:38:54Shorts
00:38:55It's almost summer!
00:38:56And the shoes?
00:38:57They don't fit me at all
00:38:59Juan
00:38:59You leave some of yours for him
00:39:00We put cotton balls on it
00:39:01But I'm serious
00:39:02Are you going to fake a communion?
00:39:03So they can invite each other to a wedding?
00:39:04Doesn't that seem absurd to you?
00:39:05Hey, you're going too!
00:39:07And see if you know anyone
00:39:08Important
00:39:09When I retire
00:39:10I want a little boat in Mallorca
00:39:11Okay, I'll make my First Communion now.
00:39:12But I want good gifts
00:39:13Otherwise, I'll tell everything.
00:39:14Bring three or four friends.
00:39:15Let them eat little.
00:39:16To make things bulky
00:39:17Yes of course
00:39:17Come on, take the photo for the souvenir
00:39:19Get there
00:39:19Come on, the bookshelf
00:39:21With the glass
00:39:22Come on, smile
00:39:23It's a very beautiful day.
00:39:24Get like this
00:39:25Oh
00:39:28Oh
00:39:29Oh, how nice!
00:39:31Natalia
00:39:32Let's fry San Jacobos
00:39:33I have to go get my hair done.
00:39:36Hello, how are you, Mrs. Paloma?
00:39:38Look at the skier
00:39:39It took him a while to come back
00:39:40Juan
00:39:41Don't soften up, okay?
00:39:43This guy has a face
00:39:44Looking for a job
00:39:48How are you, Emilio?
00:39:49How are you finding your new community?
00:39:50Very bad, Mr. Juan
00:39:51I missed him a lot
00:39:52And I've left it.
00:39:53So I swear again
00:39:54My position regarding the statutes
00:39:55As soon as you tell me
00:39:56It's not that easy, Emilio.
00:39:57You left us stranded
00:39:58And that has gone down very badly.
00:40:00To the neighbors
00:40:00Maybe
00:40:01I was misunderstood.
00:40:02But I just wanted
00:40:03A substitute
00:40:03To go and do a master's degree
00:40:04To a luxury building
00:40:05And bring technological innovations
00:40:07To this our community
00:40:08I love Bethlehem
00:40:09And he tells me he's signed a contract
00:40:10You have to see that to believe it, huh?
00:40:11What he is capable of inventing
00:40:12He's signed a contract
00:40:14Three months
00:40:15But Mr. Juan
00:40:15He's going to leave me on the street
00:40:16I have a mentally disabled father.
00:40:18And I'm going to get married
00:40:19And I even have a child now
00:40:20Emilio, we all have problems
00:40:21Yes, but you have a job
00:40:22And a house
00:40:23Emilio, don't manipulate
00:40:24Don't pay any attention to him, okay?
00:40:25Belén, a little bit of please
00:40:26This is a private conversation
00:40:28Don't be a goalkeeper
00:40:28That's not your thing.
00:40:29Excuse me, but I do it much better than you.
00:40:31Yes, that would have to be looked into.
00:40:32I, at least, change the water
00:40:33For washing up
00:40:33Of course, that's how the staircase is.
00:40:35Destroyed
00:40:35You're ruining yourself
00:40:36The entire pH of the wood
00:40:37If you don't understand
00:40:38What are you saying?
00:40:38Don't make things up
00:40:39It's going to cost you more.
00:40:40He's going to have to stab.
00:40:41You'll see the spillover.
00:40:42Okay, okay
00:40:42Let's calm down a bit
00:40:44Analyzing this situation in real time
00:40:45I believe you both possess qualities
00:40:47So that's the fairest thing to do
00:40:48It is to convene entrance exams
00:40:49To the goalkeeper position
00:40:50But I have a signed contract
00:40:51Yes, but we haven't taken it.
00:40:53To social security
00:40:54But man
00:40:54That can't be done
00:40:55Do you see it?
00:40:56She is a difficult worker
00:40:57He can abuse me however he wants
00:40:58ball dragged
00:40:59Are you scared?
00:41:00Say it, come on, say it
00:41:01I'm not scared
00:41:02Moron
00:41:03I'm going to crush you
00:41:04That is
00:41:04Let the sporting spirit prevail
00:41:06I'll get the whistle
00:41:07And a stopwatch
00:41:07Let's see what evidence you have.
00:41:09This idiot is making us look foolish.
00:41:10Oh, Mr. Juan
00:41:11He insulted her
00:41:14No, it's Carlos Alberto.
00:41:15He can't be the father
00:41:16If he's gay
00:41:16Yes, but now he's in love
00:41:18From Maria Adelaida
00:41:19That it's not in San Loro
00:41:21I tell you that the child
00:41:22It belongs to Luis Mario
00:41:23I know more about soap operas.
00:41:25If Luis Mario
00:41:26She is with Juana Patricia
00:41:27But that's a tough guy
00:41:29That's where the momentum goes.
00:41:30Well, today we'll know everything.
00:41:31Because at three
00:41:32They give the final chapter
00:41:33Holy shit
00:41:34I have communion
00:41:35From José Miguel
00:41:35And we
00:41:36But we're not going
00:41:37We can all meet at my house
00:41:39And we watch it together
00:41:40Okay, I'll bring the chinchón.
00:41:41Andrés, call me on my mobile at five minutes to.
00:41:43That way I have an excuse to get out of it.
00:41:45And you hide the remote
00:41:46Don't change the channel on us
00:41:48Your girlfriend
00:41:48Who will be the father?
00:41:50That it's not precious
00:41:52That?
00:41:52Since they got hooked
00:41:54Fuck the soap opera guy
00:41:55Nobody has rented me a movie
00:41:56Well, worse is that
00:41:57They don't even come down to talk to me
00:41:58Roberto two days ago
00:41:59I don't see him
00:41:59Don't worry, I heard you.
00:42:00But I'm not stupid, you know.
00:42:01I'm getting all the chapters
00:42:02Online
00:42:03And if someone gets lost, one
00:42:04I don't nail it.
00:42:05Damn, you have to see what ideas come up.
00:42:06You have such bright ones
00:42:07And you're doing great in business, man.
00:42:08Are you going to pay for the potatoes?
00:42:10Write them down for my son
00:42:11When the cleaning is finished
00:42:12Mops
00:42:12Do the math
00:42:15Hey, Paco
00:42:16Can we talk for a moment?
00:42:17Well no
00:42:17This is inconvenient for me.
00:42:18I'm here talking with Don Mariano
00:42:21I wanted to apologize to you.
00:42:22For having been so indiscreet
00:42:23I just didn't think
00:42:24That it would affect you so much
00:42:25And I didn't think either.
00:42:26That people were going to give him
00:42:27So much importance placed on your virginity
00:42:28Dude, you're a virgin
00:42:29Yes, what's wrong?
00:42:30Are you having a problem?
00:42:31No, you have it.
00:42:33Will you forgive me?
00:42:34I don't know, Alicia
00:42:35I'm having a really hard time
00:42:36I had thought
00:42:37That we could start from scratch
00:42:38Go for a walk
00:42:40Buy an ice cream
00:42:41Yes, I forgive you
00:42:42I forgive you
00:42:42I forgive you
00:42:44Hey, I'm a virgin too.
00:42:45Could the three of us go?
00:42:46No
00:42:46You stay here
00:42:47And the video store is watching me.
00:42:48I'll be right back
00:42:49Shall we shake hands?
00:42:51Okay
00:42:53Be careful
00:42:53That's a lot of aunt.
00:42:54Chew well
00:42:55You're going to choke.
00:42:57Oh, what a shame about youth.
00:42:59What a woman!
00:43:00If I caught her
00:43:05You're so stubborn, aren't you?
00:43:06I'm going to crush you
00:43:07You are facing
00:43:08The Indurain of goalkeepers
00:43:09I remind you that you are the applicant
00:43:10I am the one defending the title.
00:43:12Oh, your hands are sweating
00:43:13You're nervous
00:43:13What are you saying?
00:43:15Okay, let's begin
00:43:17Next, I will describe
00:43:18The selection tests
00:43:19From goalkeeper to this
00:43:20To our community
00:43:20As you will see
00:43:21These tests are rather stupid.
00:43:23But I haven't thought of any others.
00:43:24Hello
00:43:26Oh, what's this doing with the little hand?
00:43:28You see, love
00:43:28I'm definitely going away for two weeks.
00:43:30And this gets out of hand.
00:43:31Please, let's go quickly
00:43:32I have my son's second communion
00:43:34Is that something to celebrate?
00:43:35My wife, yes
00:43:36First test
00:43:36Collection of unnecessary propaganda
00:43:38Thrown by an unscrupulous delivery driver
00:43:40Something like this
00:43:40Careful
00:43:44The one who collects the most flyers in one minute
00:43:45He will win the first point.
00:43:46The truth is, she's quite stupid.
00:43:48Just wait until you see the other two
00:43:50Time!
00:43:53Juan is pushing me!
00:43:54But you're the one pushing me
00:43:55But if what it does
00:43:56But if that's a dive that does
00:43:58How is the job market?
00:44:00But you're mine!
00:44:00You're breaking things, and that's not fair!
00:44:03Come and see!
00:44:05You're hitting me hard in my heart.
00:44:07You are offending me
00:44:08How could you possibly think that I...
00:44:09But what are you still doing without fixing it?
00:44:10We have the child's communion!
00:44:12Where are you going?
00:44:13Hey, why do we have to suck up to that dick?
00:44:15Otherwise, he won't invite us to the wedding.
00:44:16We don't care
00:44:17We're watching the penultimate episode of La Despechada
00:44:20They're doing a paternity test, Luis Mario
00:44:22Oh my God!
00:44:23But that's from the satellite.
00:44:24Have you become hooked on the posh girl's antenna?
00:44:26Yes, but by paying.
00:44:27Shh!
00:44:28Juan Patrizia is stealing blood tests, you son of a bitch!
00:44:31But whose child is that?
00:44:32So that I know
00:44:33It is unknown
00:44:33That's the beauty of it.
00:44:34Give me some space, I have ten minutes
00:44:36And who is that?
00:44:37María Adelaida, the scorned woman
00:44:39Well, look at the state of my hair!
00:44:40Well, like yours
00:44:43I didn't like the black pants at all
00:44:45No, me neither
00:44:46But that shirt you bought
00:44:47It looks great on you!
00:44:48Really?
00:44:49Yolanda has a great body
00:44:50Right, Bea?
00:44:51Hey?
00:44:52Yes, yes, what a body!
00:44:53Well, you have a type too.
00:44:54If you want, I can lend you some clothes
00:44:56What size do you wear?
00:44:57Does anyone want a coffee?
00:44:58Yes, I'll help you
00:44:58No, I'll help you.
00:44:59What's clear is that you go to the gym
00:45:01No, but I was thinking of signing up for one.
00:45:03Oh, I know a great one very close by.
00:45:05I'm going to some amazing tai chi classes
00:45:07Oh yes, I love tai chi
00:45:08Well, that's three classes a week.
00:45:09Hey, are you there when I go to the gym?
00:45:11Which locker room will they go into?
00:45:12Maury, what a great idea to come shopping with your friend!
00:45:14And it's not like I didn't pay any attention to myself all day.
00:45:16I already told you
00:45:20I see her very excited about my girlfriend.
00:45:21Oh, so Yolanda is gay.
00:45:23In other words, Pedro
00:45:23Don't worry.
00:45:24Look, let him have his coffee
00:45:25And you go to the movies or to therapy
00:45:26Or wherever you want
00:45:27But how can someone be so insecure?
00:45:29You lack self-esteem.
00:45:29That's why all your relationships fail.
00:45:39Or maybe that's not it.
00:45:40What's happening?
00:45:41Nothing, I just wanted to tell you before I left
00:45:43I've seen an offer for designer bathroom fixtures
00:45:45No way...
00:45:46Let's go to the bathroom
00:45:47What have you seen?
00:45:48Nothing
00:45:48Don't be paranoid
00:45:49Listen to me!
00:45:52Oh well!
00:45:54I'm just saying we're going to have a bad time
00:45:56I don't want to go
00:45:57Well, I don't know if you realize that you're already going down.
00:45:59Yes, but very reluctantly
00:46:01I want it on record
00:46:01Well, Roberto, what do you think?
00:46:03What, I feel like going down to eat with the Cuestas?
00:46:04I don't know, you're very strange
00:46:08Let's see that little smile
00:46:11You're so good at pretending, aren't you?
00:46:13Oh, you don't know that very well.
00:46:15What did you mean by that?
00:46:20Hello, welcome to my communion
00:46:21But what have they done to you, young cabin boy?
00:46:24It doesn't matter, one joke per gift is allowed.
00:46:26Thank you
00:46:27Are we the first?
00:46:28The first, and I think the last.
00:46:29Go ahead, come in
00:46:31That this is ready
00:46:33But where are your parents?
00:46:35Good question
00:46:35Take
00:46:36A reminder of this very special day
00:46:39Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46:40That I have remained
00:46:41But seriously, what is this?
00:46:43Is there a hidden camera here or what?
00:46:44A canteen
00:46:45You gave her a canteen.
00:46:47No, Roberto, that's the one we had at home.
00:46:49How can you give that to a child?
00:46:50What's happening?
00:46:51So he can bring the calimocho when he goes camping
00:46:53Ah, that's cool
00:46:57You look like an egg in the photo, huh?
00:47:01Uh, yeah
00:47:04As?
00:47:05No, no, no, calm down.
00:47:06Mom, I'm on my way
00:47:07What's happening?
00:47:08My grandmother, who has been hospitalized with gastroenteritis
00:47:10I'm running away
00:47:11Uh, no, no, no
00:47:12Wait, Roberto, I'm coming with you
00:47:14No, no, no, no
00:47:15Please, how can you leave José Miguel alone on the day of his communion?
00:47:17Well
00:47:18Come on, come on
00:47:18No, no, nothing will happen
00:47:21My grandmother endures
00:47:24Well
00:47:27And?
00:47:28Aren't any more of your friends coming to your First Communion?
00:47:30The other parties will be better.
00:47:31Haven't they run out?
00:47:36Come on, hurry up, it's just begun
00:47:37But Paloma, what are you doing here?
00:47:39Lucía is alone at your son's communion
00:47:40I'm coming, man
00:47:41What's the rush?
00:47:42Let them eat.
00:47:43You'll see how the father is the lame gardener
00:47:45You'll see.
00:47:48What's wrong with him?
00:47:49Love
00:47:50He is blind
00:47:54Well
00:47:55Well
00:47:56Well, I've arrived now.
00:47:57Yeah
00:47:57And you don't like ice cream?
00:47:59It's because it makes you gain a lot of weight.
00:48:00But it's so romantic
00:48:02You have a little spot there
00:48:04Ice cream on the lip
00:48:05Ah, thank you.
00:48:10Already?
00:48:11Yeah
00:48:13We can pass, right?
00:48:15To talk or something
00:48:16I mean
00:48:17I had planned to wait until nightfall
00:48:19And have a candlelit dinner.
00:48:21And soft music
00:48:22Since it's our first date
00:48:23But today at midday is beautiful, isn't it?
00:48:25Because it is much more original and spontaneous
00:48:27I would pass by now.
00:48:30I'm ashamed
00:48:32Okay, come on
00:48:38No no
00:48:39Paco, I'm afraid of ruining it
00:48:41Aren't we going too fast?
00:48:42No way.
00:48:43No way.
00:48:52You're a cheater.
00:48:53No, not for you
00:48:53What is the deposit?
00:48:54Emilio has beaten you legally, Belén
00:48:56We can't be here arguing all day
00:48:57Because he didn't get to eat
00:48:58But he's taken all the brochures right out of my hand.
00:49:00That's not worth it.
00:49:01I no longer see the need to do any more tests, Mr. Juan
00:49:03A 3-0 scoreline is already going to be painful
00:49:04The girl is going to end up humiliated
00:49:06Beware of women who are very bad, son.
00:49:08Remember your mother
00:49:09No, no, if anything goes, then anything goes.
00:49:11It's clear now.
00:49:12Okay
00:49:12Second test
00:49:13My favorite
00:49:13It combines speed, skill, and balance.
00:49:16With a bucket of water on his head
00:49:17You have to go up to the third floor
00:49:18Time to change the light bulbs on the landing
00:49:19The first one back to the portal
00:49:21Without spilling the liquid element
00:49:22He will win the test
00:49:23Ready?
00:49:25Buckets of water on the head, please
00:49:30Time!
00:49:34Emilio
00:49:34You said it.
00:49:35Anything goes here.
00:49:45Okay, I'm going downstairs
00:49:46If you want, you can stay home now.
00:49:47You don't need to go down
00:49:49Be careful, you're backing yourself up
00:49:55Hey, look here, murderer!
00:50:00Okay, they're taking their time, huh?
00:50:01I'm not going to make it, I'm not going to make it to lunch
00:50:02I've got a pigeon with its nose all day long
00:50:04I've won, I've won!
00:50:05The point is mine!
00:50:07Mr. Juan, unbalance the one who tripped me.
00:50:09Look, if you're clumsy, it's not my fault.
00:50:10But you're wrong, aren't you?
00:50:12You hate me
00:50:12I'm going to request a restraining order.
00:50:13Come on, don't fight.
00:50:14The point goes to Belén
00:50:15Let's get to the final test
00:50:17Bring the trash cans
00:50:18I don't see that.
00:50:19That I know the heart dies
00:50:21I'll get the cube out.
00:50:22I'll get the cube out.
00:50:23I'll get the cube out myself.
00:50:24I'm telling you
00:50:25And you can't mess with me.
00:50:26José, my uncle
00:50:27If nobody else is coming
00:50:28I'm going home
00:50:29No, man
00:50:30Let's open some photos of my family
00:50:32You're cracking up
00:50:33Look, my father with hair
00:50:35Oh well
00:50:36And your mother?
00:50:38That's intense.
00:50:39In an eighties style
00:50:40What did she think she was, Madonna or something?
00:50:43Look
00:50:44And this is me on the day of my first common
00:50:46Here goes
00:50:47Beach photos
00:50:48Those are the best
00:50:50On the beach
00:50:51Take your hand away
00:50:52But?
00:50:53But if you have already made your First Communion
00:50:55No, no
00:50:56I didn't go.
00:50:56He was a twin brother
00:50:57That I lost in an accident, I live
00:50:59I prefer not to talk about them
00:51:01Well, look
00:51:01Stop being so horny
00:51:02Can someone tell me what's going on here?
00:51:03No, I've already confessed. See you tomorrow.
00:51:05I have nothing to say
00:51:09Good afternoon
00:51:10Are your parents there?
00:51:12Come and see if they've been interested
00:51:14My greatest hits CD
00:51:15Father Miguel
00:51:15But what is he doing here?
00:51:16Lucia
00:51:18I'm still waiting
00:51:19Please confirm the wedding date.
00:51:20What date?
00:51:21What wedding?
00:51:22Yours, my daughter
00:51:23Do you have a church service on June 30th?
00:51:25No
00:51:25And also
00:51:26Roberto and I have already decided
00:51:27We're not going to get married
00:51:29What do you say?
00:51:30But
00:51:30But I was going to throw a party at your wedding
00:51:32My second single
00:51:33Tonight is the night
00:51:34Long live the night!
00:51:36Viva!
00:51:37What upset will you cause my mother?
00:51:40And why your mother?
00:51:41What do you think I'm doing dressed like a loser?
00:51:43My mother is invited to my first communion
00:51:44So that you can invite him to your wedding
00:51:46Do you see, my daughter?
00:51:47Everyone is looking forward to the event
00:51:48Well
00:51:50This is surreal
00:51:51Come on
00:51:51When I tell Roberto
00:51:52He won't believe it
00:51:53What was I saying, smarty pants?
00:51:54Carlos Alberto and María de Laida are siblings
00:51:56Grandma knew it
00:51:57He aligned one of his eyes
00:51:58It's a tic he has
00:51:59Since he came out of the coma
00:52:00Well, look
00:52:01I think you've got him right there.
00:52:05How beautiful, my son.
00:52:07Have you made your First Communion?
00:52:08No, father
00:52:09I made a fool of myself over a canteen.
00:52:16Oh!
00:52:17It's been a bit of a gap
00:52:18We have another guest
00:52:20Hello darling
00:52:22Hey
00:52:22My grandmother is now out of danger
00:52:24Is that what we're seeing there?
00:52:25Is it from our satellite dish?
00:52:26Yeah
00:52:27It's curious, isn't it?
00:52:28I think the signal reaches him through the intercom.
00:52:30Are they mooching off our satellite?
00:52:32No freeloading here, okay?
00:52:33That's what our money costs us.
00:52:34A little bit of silence
00:52:35We didn't find out
00:52:36How was the communion?
00:52:37All good?
00:52:39Already
00:52:40Just a second
00:52:41I wanted to tell you something.
00:52:46Listen to me
00:52:46I did it so that the neighbors
00:52:47They would be happy
00:52:48And they'll leave us in peace
00:52:49And by the way, the fee isn't free.
00:52:51Why are you angry?
00:52:52First, it's a crime
00:52:53Second, you lied to me
00:52:54And third, you don't realize it
00:52:55That you're becoming one of them
00:52:56But it has worked
00:52:58They are all watching TV peacefully
00:53:00And Paloma has invited us to a communion
00:53:02But there was no communion
00:53:03They were sucking up to us.
00:53:04So that we could invite them to our wedding
00:53:06Ah, we finally got married
00:53:07No, Roberto, no
00:53:08We hadn't cancelled the date
00:53:10We could get married
00:53:11I'm excited about it.
00:53:13I'm not your girlfriend anymore, Roberto
00:53:14I am your mother
00:53:15And mothers don't marry their sons
00:53:17Well, in some African tribes
00:53:19Hey, no, no, no
00:53:20I wouldn't start that.
00:53:21At least wait until the chapter is over
00:53:22So they can tell me about it.
00:53:23Maria Adelaida
00:53:24We have the results.
00:53:26From the paternity test
00:53:27The father of your child is...
00:53:32No, no, no, no
00:53:34No, no, no
00:53:37How could you even think of hooking up with Bea's girlfriend?
00:53:39Weren't you gay?
00:53:40I don't know, I don't know what's happened to me.
00:53:41I had never been attracted to a woman before.
00:53:43Well, you've chosen the worst possible time.
00:53:44And I love Inés
00:53:45Do you think they'll break up?
00:53:47No, this is just typical nonsense.
00:53:48They'll sort themselves out later
00:53:50You're amazing, aren't you?
00:53:52I'll give you another chance
00:53:53And at 24 hours
00:53:54You're cheating on me
00:53:55In my own house
00:53:55While I was inside
00:53:56But you see that as normal
00:53:58I'm sorry, Bea, I really am.
00:53:59But that's when you have a crush
00:54:00You've got a crush.
00:54:01And you can't avoid it.
00:54:02Besides, Yolanda is a very special aunt
00:54:04And as special as the fact that he has a penis
00:54:06That's why it's perfect
00:54:07He told me that earlier in the fitting rooms
00:54:08Look, go away, go on
00:54:09Go away, go away
00:54:10But we're still friends, right?
00:54:12That we're still friends
00:54:14Get out of here
00:54:15A question that always arises
00:54:17Do you still shave?
00:54:18Because you had a full beard
00:54:19No, I don't shave anymore
00:54:20Well, I think I'll be going now.
00:54:23What happened?
00:54:23What, have we left it?
00:54:24Oh, what a shame.
00:54:25You made such a beautiful couple
00:54:26How funny
00:54:27Shall I wait for you downstairs?
00:54:28Yes, I'm saying goodbye to Mauri
00:54:29And now I'm going
00:54:31Well, I was very excited.
00:54:33To see you again
00:54:34Me too
00:54:35It has been
00:54:38Well, that's what you said.
00:54:40Oh, hey
00:54:41Forget about the money.
00:54:42I don't think I'm going to have surgery for now.
00:54:44These things need to be thought through calmly.
00:54:45I think I'm a lesbian
00:54:47Pedro, you can't be a lesbian
00:54:49Because you're a man
00:54:50No, but if you think about it
00:54:52Everything fits together.
00:54:52I was not a woman trapped in a man's body
00:54:55I am a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body
00:54:57That's why, even though I'm gay
00:54:59I am a man who is attracted to women
00:55:01So, you're heterosexual.
00:55:03No, because I feel like a woman
00:55:04But with a woman
00:55:06I am still a man
00:55:08I am a lesbian man
00:55:09No, as long as you're clear about it.
00:55:12Well
00:55:13Many thanks for everything
00:55:14You have always understood me.
00:55:18Call me whenever you want, okay?
00:55:19Yes, I will
00:55:20Bye
00:55:25Bye
00:55:26We're like matchmakers
00:55:27Look where a couple came from
00:55:30Who would have thought it?
00:55:32That's life, huh?
00:55:33Inés tells me that all men are shit
00:55:35And she ends up leaving with one
00:55:38If you think about it, it's almost ironic.
00:55:40It has its charm
00:55:42But come on, if you don't think about it more
00:55:45Mauri, what a disaster
00:55:46I thought strange things had happened to me in my life
00:55:48But how is this
00:55:49Well, we can always sell the rights to the mode
00:55:51Okay?
00:55:57The juice is delicious.
00:55:59Do you like it?
00:56:00It is very healthy
00:56:01Yes, it contains vitamin C.
00:56:04This one is enriched with calcium
00:56:05It is energetic
00:56:07Yeah
00:56:07Have you tried the soy one?
00:56:09It has a slightly strange taste
00:56:10But it's very useful for going
00:56:14How are you?
00:56:17Paco, no
00:56:18Paco
00:56:19Paco, I can't
00:56:19What's happening?
00:56:20What do you mean I can't?
00:56:21Oh, because it's too soon
00:56:22I'm not ready
00:56:23Ah, I'm doing it wrong
00:56:24Okay, you teach me
00:56:25No, no, that's not it.
00:56:27Paco, I'm not in love with you yet.
00:56:29That?
00:56:29And sex without love no longer interests me.
00:56:30Hey?
00:56:31The old Alice
00:56:32I would have done it right here with you on the floor
00:56:34Okay, then call her
00:56:34Let her come, I summon her
00:56:36Besides, you probably don't want to.
00:56:38May your first time be like this.
00:56:39Yes, yes, yes
00:56:39I want it to be exactly like that.
00:56:40No, Paco
00:56:41Listen to me.
00:56:42Let's give ourselves time
00:56:46Okay
00:56:47Why am I not going back?
00:56:49No, not anymore.
00:56:50Little by little
00:56:51You'll see it's worth it
00:56:54Come on
00:56:56Wow, what a lovely relationship we're having!
00:57:07No, the satellite dish is finished.
00:57:09There's no satellite here for anyone anymore.
00:57:11Hey, what happened in the end?
00:57:12Whose son was it?
00:57:13We were left wondering.
00:57:14Give us our money back
00:57:16This is very cruel
00:57:17This is not done.
00:57:18Dude, you guys have left us completely exhausted
00:57:20Lucia, I have done everything possible to make sure we got along.
00:57:23I've done my part
00:57:25Paloma, what you really wanted was for us to invite you to the wedding
00:57:27Also
00:57:27But now I'm not speaking to you as president.
00:57:30But as a friend
00:57:30You need to open up more to your people, which is us.
00:57:33Leave it, Paloma
00:57:34Honestly, we're not going to get married
00:57:35But how can that be?
00:57:36But look how bad that dick is!
00:57:38Like Juana Patricia
00:57:39For a wedding we have this year
00:57:40He wants to take it from us.
00:57:42Lucia, we're retired and we get very bored
00:57:45Put her on, spiteful
00:57:46For your mother
00:57:47Or by ours
00:57:48For whichever one you want
00:57:49But you guys have some nerve, you're just being ridiculous.
00:57:52Oh
00:57:54Okay, but what do we do now?
00:57:56I feel like there's an emptiness inside.
00:57:59How can we be left wondering how this story ends?
00:58:02Do you know why these soap operas are so addictive?
00:58:05Because in real life there are people that bad in the world
00:58:07Oh, really?
00:58:09Look, another one who looks like he's been left hanging.
00:58:12But hey, they want to leave me alone.
00:58:13There's simply no other topic of conversation in the building.
00:58:15Yes, the scorned one
00:58:17But we didn't get to see the ending.
00:58:19So we're going to make fun of you
00:58:21If not, we'll see what we do this afternoon.
00:58:23Oh, did you miss it?
00:58:24Well, I have the latest episode recorded from the internet
00:58:27They might be interested
00:58:28Oh, really?
00:58:29Well, you're not renting it anymore.
00:58:30No, it's not for rent.
00:58:32Sale only
00:58:33And it won't be cheap for them.
00:58:38Here, inside
00:58:40Emilio, two out of three on garbage bag free throws
00:58:42Bethlehem, your turn
00:58:43Take two out of three
00:58:43A 75% success rate
00:58:4566.6 period
00:58:46Well, that's what I'm saying.
00:58:47An unbeatable number
00:58:48Belén, if you score one or none
00:58:50You lose and Emilio gets to be in goal.
00:58:51If you get all three in, you win
00:58:53And if you score two
00:58:54You're tied again
00:58:55And I'm already cutting myself off from it.
00:58:56It's okay, Mr. Juan
00:58:57If you're nervous
00:58:57He can't handle the pressure
00:58:58Belén, calm down
00:58:59You're playing him too hard.
00:59:02Okay, okay, okay
00:59:03Anyone can score one.
00:59:04Now comes the hard part.
00:59:05Your wrist shrinks
00:59:06You see the cube getting further and further away.
00:59:08The fear of failure
00:59:09It runs through every nerve in your body
00:59:12Uh, what was I going to say, Belén?
00:59:14If you want, I'll sleep with you.
00:59:15Remember those apocalyptic orgasms I had
00:59:17Bethlehem, by your father
00:59:18The basket fails
00:59:21Take it, take it, take it
00:59:22Take it, take it
00:59:23Decided
00:59:24Belén keeps the goalkeeper position
00:59:25I'm going to him
00:59:26Uh, well, Mr. Juan
00:59:27It has been a very nice day of sporting activities.
00:59:29But seriously
00:59:30I'm the goalkeeper, right?
00:59:32And I'm sorry.
00:59:32You have been a very worthy competitor.
00:59:34But she's beaten you.
00:59:37Juan
00:59:38Where are you?
00:59:39Yes darling
00:59:39I know.
00:59:40Communion, yes
00:59:41No, listen
00:59:42Do we have 300 euros in the community account?
00:59:44No, why?
00:59:45Go up
00:59:45That a special assessment needs to be approved for an urgent expense.
00:59:48Don't scare me
00:59:49That it has broken
00:59:50And thank you very much, eh
00:59:51You just left me stranded on the street
00:59:52But you were the one who left.
00:59:53I'm just defending my job
00:59:54Okay, then, don't worry.
00:59:55You've already achieved it
00:59:56You've already sunk me
00:59:58Emilio, he doesn't give the nuances
00:59:59You'll find something.
01:00:02Dad
01:00:02Gather your things
01:00:03We're leaving.
01:00:03Have you lost?
01:00:04You're completely useless
01:00:06Look, I'm starting to hate you.
01:00:12Come on
01:00:12Go get San Jacobos
01:00:14Otherwise they'll go to waste
01:00:15First and only item on the agenda
01:00:17Approval of a 300 euro levy
01:00:20I emphasize
01:00:20300
01:00:21To buy from Paco
01:00:23The final chapter
01:00:23From the television work
01:00:25The scorned woman
01:00:26And now explain to me
01:00:27What's this about?
01:00:28Because I don't understand anything
01:00:29Juan, you haven't seen the series.
01:00:30That's great!
01:00:31But how are we going to pay for a special assessment?
01:00:32To watch an episode of a soap opera?
01:00:34We've gone mad
01:00:35Spill
01:00:38Let's see, votes in favor
01:00:42Approved by an overwhelming majority
01:00:44Male
01:00:45Could you give us a small discount?
01:00:47300 euros
01:00:47Okay, we'll pay for them.
01:00:48But you are a virgin
01:00:49Have you noticed us?
01:00:50With that money
01:00:51We can pay for five months
01:00:52Satellite for the community?
01:00:54That makes sense
01:00:54They're not going to do it
01:00:55Come on, let's go see it at my house
01:00:57Come on
01:00:57Just a moment, please.
01:00:59I came to say goodbye
01:01:00But it was there forever.
01:01:01Again?
01:01:02Is he saying goodbye all day?
01:01:04No, if he ends up asking for the door
01:01:05And if not, time will tell.
01:01:06Wait a minute, damn it
01:01:07I want to say something nice.
01:01:08The other time when I said goodbye
01:01:10I was a little rude to all of you.
01:01:12And now that I've gone outside
01:01:13And I've been in other communities
01:01:14I've realized
01:01:15What are you from?
01:01:16Very special people
01:01:18Here at least
01:01:19They don't ignore me
01:01:19And they insult me.
01:01:20Like any other neighbor
01:01:20And that's very nice.
01:01:22So I just
01:01:23I wanted to tell you that
01:01:25I'm going to miss him a lot
01:01:26Because during these seven years
01:01:27It was you
01:01:28Like my real family
01:01:30Bye
01:01:32No no
01:01:33Wait, Emilio
01:01:33This is your place
01:01:35You can't leave
01:01:36This without you
01:01:36It wouldn't be the same
01:01:38And even if they haven't told you anything
01:01:39We've all missed you
01:01:44Mr. Cuesta
01:01:45I submit my resignation
01:01:47Well, Belén
01:01:48I won't kiss you on the mouth
01:01:49Because I am committed
01:01:49Well, give me a hug.
01:01:58This is better than the scorned woman.
01:02:00And we paid 300 euros
01:02:01Do you see it?
01:02:02Because we are a family
01:02:03And you don't want to invite us to your wedding
01:02:05Go on, Paloma
01:02:06But I'm not going to get married.
01:02:08Dear
01:02:09That needs to be discussed.
01:02:10Yes, of course, yes
01:02:11That needs to be discussed.
01:02:12Okay, do you swear or promise?
01:02:16Both things
01:02:17Okay
01:02:19We swear and promise
01:02:20Never ever call an ex.
01:02:21However desperate we may be
01:02:22That we are
01:02:23And as an example
01:02:24By this oath and promise
01:02:25We proceed to burn
01:02:26Our phone books
01:02:27In this purifying fire
01:02:28That will erase our past
01:02:31You first
01:02:31No, no, no
01:02:32You first
01:02:33Okay, I'll throw yours away.
01:02:34And you throw mine away
01:02:35That's a shame for you.
01:02:36She's beautiful, isn't she?
01:02:37Where did you buy it?
01:02:37Mauri, don't get distracted
01:02:38To the fire
01:02:39Yeah
01:02:44Well, this is just the beginning.
01:02:45From a new life
01:02:45From now on
01:02:46We only look to the future
01:02:47Only to the future
01:02:50Damn, a cloth
01:02:50A magazine
01:02:51Mauri, you have to be strong
01:02:53Don't give up
01:02:54That's not it
01:02:54I had it written down there
01:02:56The secret card number
01:02:57The fire extinguisher
01:02:59But how come you don't memorize it?
01:03:00And why would I memorize it?
01:03:02Did I have it written down?
01:03:07Damn this community
01:03:08The day there's a fire
01:03:09Remove
01:03:10Leave it, it's already burned out
01:03:12It's already burned
01:03:15Okay, come on
01:03:16Let's celebrate!
01:03:17I'll treat you to dinner.
01:03:18Dani's was
01:03:20647
01:03:21Mauri
01:03:21It doesn't matter
01:03:22I have your email
01:03:26Okay, okay
01:03:27How did you miss it?
01:03:28These meetings of the council of wise men?
01:03:29This
01:03:29This can't be bought with money.
01:03:31Paco, how are things with Alicia?
01:03:32Have you succeeded?
01:03:33It's been amazing
01:03:35I'm not telling you anything
01:03:35Because
01:03:37I'm not going to lose my virginity
01:03:38I am never a wretch
01:03:39But you had it in your sights now, man.
01:03:41No, now she says she's romantic.
01:03:42Let's take it one step at a time
01:03:43What could be more beautiful?
01:03:44And you don't know how I got out of that house
01:03:46Don't be fooled, Paco
01:03:47Women are no longer romantic
01:03:48That has been lost
01:03:49Now we're the romantics.
01:03:50Look, Lucia
01:03:51He loves me and all that
01:03:52But she doesn't want to marry me
01:03:53Why are you a bridge boyfriend?
01:03:54Are you waiting for someone better to come along?
01:03:56We had a church appointment for June 30th.
01:03:57And we're going to have to cancel it.
01:03:58No, no, no
01:03:59You don't cancel it
01:03:59Pass it to me
01:04:00I'm marrying Rocío
01:04:01Are you still on about that, man?
01:04:02Yes, damn it, we love each other.
01:04:03And yesterday the child made me a drawing
01:04:04Very ugly, horrible
01:04:06But he drew me a picture.
01:04:07Well, nothing.
01:04:07The date for you
01:04:08The media is getting married
01:04:09That's intense.
01:04:10People hook up at weddings, right?
01:04:11Calm down, Paquito
01:04:12What I tell Rocío
01:04:13She's throwing the bouquet to you.
01:04:13Hey
01:04:14We need to organize
01:04:15A hell of a bachelor party
01:04:16No, no, no
01:04:17I don't want any trouble.
01:04:18That you'll regret it later
01:04:19Well, nothing.
01:04:19I know a place
01:04:20With waitresses in thongs
01:04:22They serve you shots without a glass.
01:04:23I won't say any more.
01:04:24Man
01:04:25If it's a sociocultural thing
01:04:26It's worth watching
01:04:27I think it's fine.
01:04:28I don't care how you see it.
01:04:30Because you're not coming
01:04:30Because the child doesn't fit in there.
01:04:31Tell that to Rocío.
01:04:32No, no, no
01:04:33Tell it to whomever you want
01:04:33Leave him alone, leave him alone, leave him alone
01:04:34Let it come
01:04:35You won't be able to sleep afterwards
01:04:36When you see
01:04:36With the mother
01:04:37With the mother
01:04:38Let the mother know
01:04:39Then the mother tells him
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