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00:29To be continued...
00:56To be continued...
01:06To be continued...
01:30To peace and understanding around the globe...
01:31Bravo!
01:32After all, if history teaches us anything...
01:34It is that in the words of St Bert...
01:36What the world needs now...
01:38Is love...
01:39Sweet love...
01:40Here, here...
01:40Total codswallop...
01:42Hmm?
01:42If history has taught us anything...
01:44It is that the story of man is one long round of death and torture...
01:48And burning people as witches just because they've got a wart.
01:52I'm sorry about the food, by the way.
01:54Unfortunately, my cook got invited to an orgy at Delia Smith's house.
01:58And so our chef for this evening is the man who cleans out the septic tank.
02:03Hmm...
02:04Baldrick!
02:09My lord!
02:11God save us!
02:12I trust you're all enjoying your food?
02:15No, we're not actually, Baldrick.
02:17What is this we're eating?
02:18It tastes as if someone with a bad chest cold has taken two spoonfuls of benelin to loosen the phlegm...
02:24...and then coughed all over an avocado.
02:26Well, funny you should say that, sir, because...
02:29Yes, all right, Baldrick, yes.
02:31You may go now.
02:32I believe you've got some other duties to attend to.
02:36Oh, yes.
02:38Excuse me, please, everybody.
02:46Now, where were we?
02:48We were very well toasting the future.
02:50Yes, and I suppose it might also be a perfect time to look to the past.
02:54How on earth?
02:55Don't want to look at the past.
02:56You can't see something that's already happened.
03:00Unless you're on the lavatory.
03:01Oh, good point, Mish.
03:02Yes, or unless one's got a time machine.
03:07How likely is that?
03:09Well, very likely, actually, darling.
03:11Because I've just built one.
03:13Stuff and stops.
03:15I've heard some rubbish in my time.
03:17Every time I open my mouth, as a matter of fact.
03:19But a time machine?
03:22Just cobblers.
03:24I can assure you, it is not.
03:25This is an original sketchbook by Leonardo da Vinci.
03:29And in the last year, I myself have built a time machine to his exact specifications.
03:35Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr. Rodney Tricycle thought
03:40to himself, I'm bored with walking.
03:42I think I'll invent a machine with three wheels and a bell and name it after myself.
03:48Behold, the time machine.
03:54Well, glaze my nipples and call me Rita.
03:57I mean, it can't be real, Blackadder.
03:59It's a practical joke, surely.
04:00Certainly not.
04:01When was the last time I played a practical joke?
04:03Well, there was the time you said you were dying of kidney failure, and I donated one
04:06of my kidneys to save your life, and then you said it was an April Fool and we had to
04:11throw
04:11my kidney away.
04:13Well, yes, there has been the odd, hilarious practical joke, but not this time.
04:18This is a working time machine, and to prove it, I suggest a wager.
04:25I will bet you each £10,000 that I can travel through time and bring back any items of historical
04:34interest which you choose to nominate.
04:38Darling?
04:39Well, yes, all right.
04:40Yes, if you can travel through time, I'll pay up.
04:44So long as you bring back with you a genuine Roman centurion's helmet.
04:49Very well.
04:50A Roman centurion's helmet.
04:54No, no, that's much too easy.
04:56What about the actual Wellingtons, actually worn by Wellington?
05:02On the day he won the Battle of Waterloo.
05:04Lady Elizabeth would like the actual Wellingtons worn by the Duke of Wellington on the day he
05:09won the Battle of Waterloo.
05:12Anyone else?
05:13Oh, yes.
05:14Ah, yes, I've got one.
05:15I want you to get, I'd like to see you get your hands on these, an ancient, reeking,
05:20stinking pair of 200-year-old underpants.
05:2418th century body-huggers, that's the ticket.
05:31Very well.
05:32I shall be on my way.
05:33This will, of course, take no time at all in your time.
05:36I shall merely step in.
05:37There will be a momentary shuddering, and I will emerge triumphant.
05:44Farewell, dear friends.
05:49Well done, Baldus, this is very impressive.
05:51I'm sorry that I didn't have time to build it myself.
05:53Don't worry, my lord, I've followed Mr. Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
05:57Even though you can't actually read.
05:59That's right, my lord, but I have done a lot of airfix models in my time.
06:03Right, it's a lot of centurion's helmet.
06:05Very good.
06:07A round of boots.
06:08Excellent.
06:10The underpants, where are the underpants?
06:11Oh, here you are, my lord.
06:13They're my very best pair.
06:15And coincidentally, well, some are very worst.
06:18So they are, in fact, your only pair of underpants.
06:20That's right, my lord.
06:22Oh, my lord.
06:23Oh, my lord.
06:24Oh, I'm stuck in the bag.
06:25Oh, my god.
06:31Right, let's get all this stuff going, shall we?
06:34Right, my lord.
06:35Yes.
06:37All right.
06:38Let's shake it about a bit.
06:40Make it look real.
06:41The best New Year's Eve prank ever.
06:49Here we go.
06:50You hide that.
06:51£30,000, here I come.
07:00Right.
07:02Interesting.
07:03What's happening, my lord?
07:05Well.
07:08For God's sake, do something, Baldrick.
07:13Something useful.
07:15Come on, get something.
07:16Just throw.
07:16Shoot.
07:17Go away.
07:18Yes.
07:19It's...
07:19Yeah.
07:21Sound off.
07:25Aaaaaaah!
07:28Aaaah!
07:29Aaaaaaah!
07:30Help!
07:31Okay, jump.
07:31The underpants.
07:32Try the underpants.
07:33Try the underpants.
07:33Yeah, let's go.
07:36Bloody brontosaurus.
07:37You old king, not me!
07:40What?
07:42They slit my skin!
07:56Fascinating. One of history's great mysteries solved.
08:01The dinosaurs were in fact wiped out by your parents.
08:08Well, Borders, this is a turn-up for the books.
08:10You have built a working time machine, and are therefore, rather surprisingly, the greatest genius who has ever lived.
08:16Thank you very much, my lord.
08:18Right, let's get out of here, shall we?
08:19No problem, my lord.
08:27Can you set the date so we can get home?
08:29Yes, I'll just turn that there, pull that there, reset that there, put all this over like that.
08:35And the date should come up.
08:38But, unfortunately, it doesn't, because I was going to write the numbers on in felt-tipped pen, but I never
08:43got round to it.
08:45Right.
08:46So the date we're heading for is two watermelons and a bunch of cherries.
08:50That's right, my lord.
08:52In other words, we can't get home.
08:55Not as such.
08:57Excellent.
09:00Rather a spectacular return to form after the genius moment, Baldrick.
09:06Still, I think someone with common sense ought to be able to resolve this.
09:09All we've got to do is put these controls back to where they were when we first set off.
09:13I think that was about there, these, here, and here.
09:20There.
09:22And that should get us home.
09:25Excellent.
09:26You threw away our winning items, Baldrick, but at least we're home.
09:33Typical. They must have got bored and gone back for pudding.
09:39Right. Now, you're not going to believe that...
09:45Ah, Lord Blackadder.
09:53Elizabeth the First.
09:55You're wearing very weird clothes.
09:58And you're looking rather old and ugly, actually.
10:01Is that right?
10:02Of course it's right. I'm always right.
10:06Belchy.
10:07Ma'am.
10:08Edmund has been very cheeky.
10:10Shall I laugh at him or chop his ugly head off?
10:13Well, one hates to be harsh, ma'am, but I do think a bit of choppy-choppy is the only
10:17apt reaction.
10:18Very well.
10:19Kill him!
10:22Ah, yes!
10:23Of course, Eddie.
10:24You've got a present for me?
10:28Um...
10:28A present?
10:30Um, yes, certainly, Your Majesty.
10:33A present.
10:36Um...
10:37Er...
10:38Quickly, getting bored now.
10:39Ah, yes.
10:41Now...
10:43Now, these may not look much.
10:46They don't.
10:46No, but...
10:48Um...
10:49Um...
10:49Well...
10:50Well, let's say...
10:51Let's say...
10:52Let's say that there was a place where you could buy absolutely everything.
10:57We already have those, Blackadder, and they're called markets.
11:00Oh, right.
11:01Right.
11:02Well, imagine that.
11:03But times ten.
11:04As it were, a supermarket.
11:07Now, if you gave someone at one of these supermarkets this, he would give you some bonus points.
11:18Which would mean, that once a month, you could buy a tin of baked beans at half the normal price.
11:27Kill him!
11:30Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:33What are they?
11:35Oh, they're just sort of sweet, minty things.
11:39I want one!
11:41Yes.
11:42Do you mind seeing?
11:45Oh.
11:46It's got a hole in it.
11:48No, they're meant to be like that.
11:49Oh.
11:49That's how they're made.
11:55Oh!
12:01Blacky!
12:01You are so naughty!
12:05It's the tastiest thing in the history of all!
12:08Try one, Melchie!
12:10What a prick!
12:12It's indeed, ma'am!
12:13Most pleasant!
12:14Well, this is incredible!
12:16Because, do you know, Smelchie, the way it usually smells so bad, it's like you've eaten a Hell's Doop for
12:21your breakfast.
12:21Well, I am aware I have a less-than-orthodox mouthful odour, ma'am, yes.
12:25Yeah, well, you don't smell like that any more.
12:28You smell absolutely yummy now.
12:29I've looked at all like a turd!
12:31Ah, what a pity!
12:34Well done, Blacky!
12:35Here, take this!
12:38You sexy blood!
12:41Oh, thank you, ma'am.
12:43Now, go forth and bring back lots more minty things.
12:49In the next five minutes, or I'll come after you and crush your skull like an egg.
12:56Certainly, Your Majesty. I'll be right back.
12:58Thank you very much.
13:06Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.
13:08I am sorry.
13:11Wait a minute.
13:13You're not Will Shakespeare, yes.
13:15Don't say it, I know, you hated two gentlemen of Verona. This one's much better.
13:20Well, bugger my giddy aunt.
13:22You, you couldn't just, um, sign something for me, could you?
13:27Well, certainly.
13:29Sorry, it's just a biro.
13:37Oh, and just, uh, one more thing.
13:39Yeah.
13:41That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years.
13:46Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause?
13:50Hours spent at school desks trying to find one joke in a Midsummer Night's Dream?
13:57Years wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like,
14:02What ho, my lord?
14:03And, oh, look, here comes Othello, talking total crap as usual.
14:08Oh, and...
14:10That is for Ken Branner's endless uncut four-hour version of Hamlet.
14:16Who's Ken Branner?
14:18I'll tell him you said that.
14:20And I think he'll be very hurt.
14:28Right, let's get out of here, Baldur.
14:29Certainly, my lord.
14:31By the way, if we're lucky enough to get out of this alive...
14:33Yes, my lord?
14:33Remind me to kill you, will you?
14:35Oh, all right, my lord.
14:36Now, it was down here when we were at the dinosaurs.
14:38It's in the middle now, so why don't we try...
14:41Here.
14:44Should do the trick.
14:49Uh, yes, I suspect that's a little too far forward.
15:00Oh, God, where are we now?
15:04Oh, dear.
15:06You think he's safe?
15:07I don't know.
15:08Does this look like a dangerous place to you, Baldur?
15:11This empty wood?
15:19Well, well, what have we here, my tough band of freedom fighters, who have good muscle tone and aren't gay?
15:25Oh, God.
15:27Ha!
15:36Look, lads, we've captured Lord Blackadder!
15:39Hooray!
15:41Wait a minute.
15:42Are you Robin Hood?
15:45Am I Robin Hood?
15:47Is Bill Scott at a puffin' tights?
15:50Is Fry a chug a fat tub of lard with a ridiculous haircut?
15:56Is Maid Marian a hot little honey with thighs like two halves of a nutcracker?
16:00Yes, I am.
16:01Wah!
16:01Wah!
16:04Wah!
16:06Wah!
16:06Wah!
16:07Oh, yes, it's nice to meet you at last.
16:10Because there's one question I've always wanted to ask you.
16:13Fire away!
16:14One final question before I impale you with my magnificent weapon!
16:17And I'm not talking about my enormous...
16:19Yes, yes, yes, I know you're not.
16:20Oh, right, sorry.
16:20What puzzles me is this.
16:22You rob from the rich.
16:24Yes!
16:25That's right, yeah.
16:26And then, when you've robbed the rich, you give it all to the poor.
16:31Yes!
16:32I love giving it to the poor!
16:34Whoa!
16:35Whoa!
16:36Now that's the bit I don't understand.
16:39You men risk your lives in combat?
16:42Yes!
16:43You risk certain death if you're caught?
16:47Yes!
16:47Yes!
16:48You live here in this forest in total squalor?
16:52I mean, I'd hate to think of what the toilet facilities are like round here.
16:56Not very nice, actually.
16:57And yet, you still give every single penny to these so-called poor,
17:04who just sit on their backsides all day.
17:07Oh, shut up now!
17:08Laughing at you, saying,
17:10Oh, no need to go to work today.
17:11Robin Hood and his merry men will be along in a minute with a big pile of cash.
17:14I said shut up!
17:16I'm surprised they don't call you Robin Hood and his bunch of complete lunatics.
17:22Right!
17:23That is it!
17:24Shoot him, boys!
17:25I'm great and he's not!
17:27Robin Hood and his band of merry morons.
17:30Ready?
17:31Aim!
17:35Fire!
17:38No!
17:39No!
17:41No!
17:42No!
17:44Can I say that I think you've made the right decision?
17:46So do I, gorgeous.
17:49Ding doll.
17:56Well, Maid Marian was pretty friendly.
17:58So was Will Scarlet.
18:00Really nice guy.
18:03Still, the sooner we get home the better.
18:06We've started to affect history and that's dangerous.
18:08We've already wiped out the dinosaurs and killed Robin Hood.
18:12God only knows what's going to happen next time.
18:24My Lord Emperor, I, the Duke de Darlene, bring news.
18:28The English have reached Waterloo.
18:31Good.
18:31Prepare to attack.
18:32Very well.
18:34But first, I would like to ask, why do we want to invite Britain in the first place?
18:39I mean, their wine is made of the peepee of cows and their women all have big beards.
18:45We invade, darling, because the British think they are so tough.
18:49They think we French are sissies.
18:50They call us weeds and whoopsies and big girls' blouses.
18:53With respect, my Emperor, we are whoopsies.
18:56We invented the tapestry, the souffle and the sweet liqueur.
19:00We will be slaughtered the minute we mince up the hill.
19:04Do not despair.
19:05It is my firm belief that God hates the British.
19:08He will intervene miraculously and send us a glorious victory on this field of Waterloo.
19:14Oh, bravo!
19:17The lovely uniform today, by the way.
19:19Oh, thank you.
19:20I think it works.
19:29Your Grace, the French are approaching.
19:31Excellent.
19:31I have a superb plan which cannot fail but results in the complete destruction of the French army.
19:36Oh, splendid.
19:37Well, tell me at once, Your Grace, and I'll spread the news to the troops.
19:40Very well.
19:40The plan is...
19:41God, I'm brilliant.
19:42You know, I surprise myself sometimes.
19:43I really do.
19:44Yes.
19:45The plan is...
19:46Yes.
19:46To allow the French to come within a hundred yards of us and then, and this is the completely
19:50original and brilliant part.
19:52Yes.
19:53Then...
19:55Your Grace!
19:56Your Grace!
19:56Your Grace!
19:57I...
19:59The Duke of Wellington is dead!
20:01Whoops!
20:03Alas!
20:04Alas!
20:05Without the plan of a day, it's lost!
20:08Pardon me.
20:12Thanks very much.
20:14Might as well try and win that cash anyway.
20:19Why don't we try pressing this button?
20:25Well, fingers crossed.
20:30What can you see, Baldurs?
20:32People in very short skirts, my lord.
20:35Ah, excellent. The 1960s.
20:37At last, we're getting close.
20:39I might stay a while, actually, for a bit of hippie free love.
20:43Not that free love would make a lot of difference to you, would it, Baldurs?
20:46I mean, what would a sheep do with money?
20:48Not girls in skirts, my lord. Men.
20:51Ah, Spandau Ballet, 1983.
20:54I think not, my lord.
21:00Romans.
21:02They're still centuries out. Come on, let's go.
21:05Although, I might just steal myself a Roman helmet while we're here.
21:10That's interesting.
21:11The machine seems to be seeking out our DNA across time.
21:14Just brilliant.
21:15What a centurion.
21:17We're facing a horde of ginger maniacs with wild goats nesting in their huge orange beards.
21:23Or to put it another way, the Scots.
21:25And how does our inspired leader Hadrian intend to keep out this vast army of lunatics?
21:31By building a three-foot-high wall.
21:34A terrifying obstacle.
21:36About as frightening as a little rabbit with the word Boo painted on its nose.
21:40Ooh.
21:42Oh, come now, centurion. I won't have that.
21:44This wall is a terrific defence mechanism.
21:47Why, surely not suggesting that a rabble of Scots could get the better of Roman soldiers?
21:51Okay, look at us!
21:56Welcome, General.
21:57Splendid.
22:00Good to see you practising your English, Georges.
22:18Did you hear that, Boulders?
22:22Did you hear that, Boulders?
22:23I certainly did, oh, centurion. Back to Rome, at last.
22:26May us.
22:28Say, this is interesting.
22:30There appears to be a large orange hedge moving towards us.
22:34That's not a hedge, consul.
22:36That's the Scots.
22:42Ah.
22:44Got to do, Arjo.
22:45Shall we run, my lord?
22:47Yes.
22:50Perhaps we could negotiate.
22:52Last one there gets hacked to pieces by Rod Stewart's great-great-grandfather.
23:05Let's get home, Boulders.
23:06We don't know where home is.
23:08We're doomed to blow through time for all time.
23:13Oh, woe is me!
23:16Shut up, Boulders. Shut up.
23:18There is one final thing to push which may be our salvation.
23:22Or not.
23:23Because it is, in fact, a lollipop.
23:26Raspberry-flavoured, my lord.
23:29Oh, God.
23:30I'm going to spend the rest of my life in a small wooden room with two toilets and the stupidest
23:37man in the world.
23:38Wait, my lord. Do not despair.
23:41For I have a cunning plan.
23:46Can I say I'm not optimistic, Boulders?
23:48To be quite frank, my lord, neither am I.
23:51My family have never been very good at plans.
23:54So, with suitably low expectations, what is your cunning plan to get us home?
23:58Well, my lord, you know how when people drown their whole life flashes in front of them?
24:04Yes.
24:05Well, if you stuck your head in a bucket of water and didn't bring it out again, then your old
24:12life would flash in front of you and you'd see where all the knobs and levers were when we first
24:16set off.
24:17And then, if you pulled your head out again, just before you died, you could guide us home.
24:25Boulders?
24:26Boulders?
24:27Boulders?
24:28Boulders?
24:28Good plan.
24:29With perhaps just one tiny modification.
24:34Hmm?
24:35Oh!
24:41How's it going?
24:42I'm 18 years old.
24:43I've just left nursery school.
24:45Okey dokey.
24:53I'm twenty-five.
24:54I'm back at nursery school.
24:55Hmm.
24:56Come on.
25:05Oh!
25:09Oh!
25:09Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:15I wish I'd flushed the loo first.
25:19Ah, yeah.
25:21As we approach the end, my lord, what do you think we've learnt on our great journey?
25:27Good question, Bordrick.
25:29I suppose I've learnt that I must buy you a much stronger mouthwash for Christmas this year.
25:35How about you?
25:36Oh, I don't know.
25:37I suppose I've learnt that human beings have always been the same.
25:40Some nice, some nasty.
25:42Some clever, some stupid.
25:43There's always a Blackadder and there's always a Baldrick.
25:47Yeah, it's very profound, Bordrick.
25:49Also, it occurs to me...
25:51Oh, God, there's not more, is there?
25:52If you're in the right place at the right time,
25:55then every person has the power to go out and change the world for the better.
26:01God, you really are as thick as clotted cream
26:04that's been left out by some clot
26:07until the clots are so clotted up you couldn't unclot them with an electric declotter.
26:12Aren't you, Baldrick?
26:14Real change comes from huge socio-economic things that individuals have no effect on.
26:20Unless you're king or prime minister or something.
26:23Oh, yes, I suppose they can make a difference.
26:24But for the rest of us, all we can do in life is to try to make a bit of
26:29cash.
26:30Which is what I intend to do right now.
26:33Hang on.
26:36Did you see?
26:37Good Lord, Blackadder, what happened there?
26:40Yes, everything went sort of squiggly.
26:43I have, in fact, returned from the past.
26:46You surely don't expect us to believe that, Blackadder.
26:48Clearly, that was all some sort of cheap conjuring trick.
26:51On the contrary, darling.
26:55Bravo, with big brass bells on.
26:58And as a little bonus, the crown of Queen Elizabeth I of England.
27:07Well done, Blackadder.
27:09But tell me, all this stuff about changing history with time travel, you must have had to be damnsome careful.
27:15Oh, I was.
27:16Very careful.
27:17So, Blackadder, tell us, did you hang out with any, you know, big-time celebs?
27:21Well, yes, actually.
27:22For example, this belonged to none other than Robin Hood.
27:26Who?
27:28Robin Hood.
27:29Never heard of him.
27:30We'll have to do better than that, Blackadder.
27:32Right.
27:33So, you've never heard of Robin Hood?
27:36No.
27:37Well, this is the title page for Macbeth, signed by Shakespeare himself.
27:45Oh, no, no, no, no, come on, you've heard of Shakespeare.
27:47He's the fellow who invented the ballpoint pen.
27:50Oh.
27:51Yes.
27:52Well, I might have had an effect on one or two things, but nothing important.
27:56Well, never mind, Blackadder, you've certainly won your bet.
27:58So, here's your 10,000 francs, and jolly well-deserved two.
28:02What do you mean, francs?
28:05What do you mean, what do I mean, francs?
28:07Well, surely you mean 10,000 pounds.
28:11Pounds?
28:12We haven't used those for 200 years.
28:15Not since the Emperor Napoleon won the Battle of Waterloo.
28:17Which reminds me, it's time for us to get to the television.
28:20Monsieur le Président will be broadcasting from Versailles any moment.
28:23Are you coming?
28:25Uh, no.
28:26I might just go on one final little trip.
28:28Oh, no, don't go.
28:29You haven't had a bite of the delicious garlic pudding.
28:31Then?
28:32After which, I'm going to do a petit peu de ballet.
28:35Ha, ha, ha.
28:37I'm going to do a little bit.
28:39Ha, ha, ha.
28:40Ha, ha, ha.
28:41Right.
28:42That's it.
28:45Come on, boulners.
28:46We've got to save Britain.
28:54I thought I'd just drop in to wish you good luck with the battle.
28:57You can't lose.
28:59Hello, darling.
29:05There's one question I've always wanted to ask you.
29:08Yes?
29:08How come you're so great?
29:12Because I'm me.
29:16I'm a very big fan, Bill.
29:19Keep up the good work.
29:20King Lear.
29:21Very funny.
29:22Very funny.
29:23Very funny.
29:28Good Lord, Blackadder.
29:30What happened there?
29:34And here, a front page of Macbeth, signed by Shakespeare himself.
29:39Oh, my God!
29:41That's better.
29:42Well done, Blackadder.
29:45But, Jim, what about all this stuff about changing history through time travel?
29:48You must have had to be damn some careful.
29:50Oh, I was very, very careful.
29:54Intriguing thought, actually, isn't it?
29:56You know, the smallest thing can change history.
29:58Imagine if Wellington had died before the Battle of Waterloo.
30:01We'd all be fringe.
30:02Or if someone hadn't invented deodorant.
30:03We'd all be smelly.
30:05The tiniest thing can affect the course of human history.
30:08Think what turmoil an unscrupulous person could wreak.
30:12Yes.
30:15Could you excuse me for just five seconds?
30:18Yeah, absolutely.
30:20Why don't you just go upstairs and watch television?
30:23I'll be back very, very soon.
30:25Ah, splendid.
30:26But do hurry, Blackadder.
30:27I don't want to miss the big shindig at midnight.
30:29Don't worry.
30:30I'll be back.
30:33Walderick.
30:34I have a very, very, very cunning plan.
30:38Is it as cunning as a fox,
30:39what used to be professor of cunning at Oxford University,
30:42but has moved on
30:43and is now working for the UN
30:45at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
30:49Yes, it is.
30:50Hmm.
30:50Hmm.
30:52That's cunning.
30:58Right, here goes.
30:59And now excitement is reaching fever pitch
31:02as the final guests of honour arrive at the Dome.
31:05Many of the crowds have been here for up to 36 hours
31:08waiting for this moment.
31:09And I'm sure they won't be disappointed
31:12as the great cast sweeps into view.
31:15Because here, at last, is the king himself,
31:19King Edmund III,
31:21universally loved,
31:2298% approval rating across the country.
31:25And with him, his gorgeous new bride,
31:28Queen Marian of Sherwood,
31:29the nation's most famous beauty,
31:31beloved by all.
31:33And here to greet them is the Prime Minister.
31:36Unmarried, of course,
31:37but now entering his fifth term of office.
31:39The relationship between the king and his first minister
31:42particularly close nowadays
31:44since the dissolution of Parliament two years ago.
31:47And what a great partnership these two have become,
31:50leading Britain magnificently
31:52into a prosperous and triumphant new millennium.
32:06Let joy fill every Britain's heart
32:11For now our country's going to make it
32:15At last a king who looks the part
32:19At last a queen who looks good naked
32:23Blackadder, Blackadder
32:27A monarch with panache
32:31Blackadder, Blackadder
32:36He's got a nice mustache
32:40Everything he wants he'll get
32:44The world is now Blackadder
32:46The world is now Blackadder's oyster
32:48Those Prime Ministers are wet
32:53But Baldrick, he is even moister
32:57Blackadder, Blackadder
33:01A dog who's got his bone
33:07Blackadder, Blackadder
33:09Blackadder, the bastard on the throne
33:13Blackadder, Blackadder
33:18Blackadder, Blackadder
33:18His beard is neatly chaned
33:22Blackadder, Blackadder
33:26He's going to rule the world
33:29Blackadder, Blackadder
33:31Blackadder, Blackadder
33:33...
33:35Blackadder
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