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00:013rd Center! Trick Dodge!
00:17Fire Strike!
00:27Fire Strike!
00:30Fire Strike!
00:40I spy with my little eye something beginning with...
00:46M!
01:01Oh, I say! Well done, sir! Your turn!
01:03I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with T.
01:09Breakfast!
01:10What?
01:11My breakfast always begins with T.
01:14Then I have a little sausage.
01:16And an egg with some little soldiers.
01:19When I said it begins with T, I was talking about a letter.
01:22No, it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come till 10.30.
01:27I can't go on with this. George, take over.
01:29Alright, I spy with my little eye something beginning with R.
01:35Army?!
01:36For God's sake, the army starts with an A.
01:39He's looking for something that starts with an R.
01:41Rrrrrr!
01:42Motorbike!
01:44What?
01:45A motorbike starts with a...
01:48Right, right, right, right. My turn again.
01:51What begins with, come here, and ends with, ow.
01:53I don't know.
01:54Come here.
01:57Hold on.
01:58No, I...
02:00I don't think you've got the hang of this game, to be honest, sir.
02:03Ah, tell you what, let's... let's try another one.
02:05Um, I hear, with my little ear, uh, something beginning with B.
02:13What?
02:14Bomb.
02:17I can't hear a bomb?
02:19Listen very carefully.
02:22Ah, yes.
02:28Finished!
02:29Come on, then.
02:30I will.
02:34Dear Uncle H, how are you?
02:37It's good, isn't it?
02:39It's a beastly rotten night being laid up here,
02:41but everyone's very nice, and at least now
02:43I can write to you every day.
02:45Oh, then I put in a silly bit about...
02:47What? No, no, it's...
02:49Oh, come on, you can tell me.
02:51And the nurse is an absolute peach.
02:53Oh!
02:56After the explosion,
02:57Captain Blackadder was marvellous.
02:59He joked and joked,
03:00You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard, he cried.
03:04And then he lay on his back,
03:06stuck his foot over the top of the trench
03:07and shouted, Over here, Fritz!
03:09What about me? What about me?
03:11Oh, Captain Blackadder does indeed sound
03:13a most witty and courageous chap.
03:15Yes, and he's very amusing and brave as well.
03:17Not to mention being as clever as a chap
03:19with three heads.
03:22Oh, thanks ever so much.
03:23You really are terribly kind,
03:24as well as being dash pretty to boot.
03:26Oh, dear.
03:28A fluffy pillow and a big, cheery smile
03:31is the least my lovely boys deserve.
03:34Now, you take a little trip to Dozyland.
03:37We've got visitors coming,
03:38and we don't want to be all tired of consequences.
03:41Absolutely not, no.
03:43It'll be so jolly to see Baldrick in the cap again,
03:45they'll be worried sick about me, you know.
03:47All right, where is the malingering kid?
03:51Hello, Cap!
03:52Pip Pip Baldurs, here I lie.
03:54Nice to see the Lieutenant looking so well, sir.
03:56Of course he's looking well.
03:58There's nothing wrong with him.
04:00Didn't I tell you that Captain was a super cove?
04:03You didn't.
04:04Well, Captain, you are indeed fortunate
04:07to have a loyal friend like Darling Georgie.
04:10Hmm, I think it might be under slight misapprehension here, Nurse.
04:12I lost closer friends than Darling Georgie
04:15the last time I was de-loused.
04:17Now, if you'll excuse me,
04:18I've got better things to do than exchange
04:20pleasantries with a wet blanket.
04:22What'd you get out?
04:23We've got some important military business.
04:26Well, ten minutes only, then.
04:30Right, pork face, where's the grub?
04:33Come on, the moment that collection
04:34of inbred mutants you call your relatives
04:36heard you were sick,
04:37they'll have sent you a hamper
04:38the size of Westminster Abbey.
04:41My family is not inbred!
04:43Come on, somewhere outside Saffron Walden
04:45there's an uncle who's seven feet tall
04:47with no chin,
04:48and an Adam's apple
04:49that makes him look as though
04:50he's constantly trying to swallow a ball cock.
04:53I have not got any uncles like that!
04:57Anyway, he lives in Walton-on-the-Mays.
04:59Exactly. Now, where's the tuck?
05:01Well, there were one or two things, yes.
05:04There was a potted turkey,
05:05cow and jelly,
05:07three tinned sheep,
05:08and twelve hundred chocolates.
05:11But, in my weakened state,
05:14I ate them.
05:16What?
05:16Well, Nurse Mary nibbled a trotter or two.
05:19Oh, she's such a wonderful girl.
05:21She helps me with all my letters,
05:23she can do all the German spelling,
05:24and she's terribly good at punctuation.
05:26I don't care if you can sing,
05:27I may be a tiny chimney sweep,
05:29but I've got an enormous brush.
05:31Come on, Walden.
05:32The only thing we're gonna get for free round here
05:35is dysentery.
05:36I haven't given Lieutenant George
05:38my bunch of flowers yet.
05:39All right, hurry up, hurry up.
05:41Here you are, sir.
05:42I've got you these.
05:46Unfortunately,
05:47they've had their head shot off.
05:49Where others choose to say it with flowers,
05:51Baldrick says it with stalks.
05:53Well, Captain,
05:54I'm afraid you'll have to leave us now.
05:56Oh, really?
05:56Yes.
05:57You must report to General Melchert immediately.
05:59Oh, great.
06:00Yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons.
06:04Gosh, I wish I could come with you, you know, sir.
06:06Oh, no.
06:07You must endure my brave hero.
06:09Brave hero? Nurse?
06:11I was more wounded the last time I clipped my toenails.
06:14Take no notice of him.
06:16Yes, pay no attention to the nasty man.
06:19Look,
06:20if I can't give my brave boys a kind word and a big smile,
06:24what can I give them?
06:25Well, one or two ideas do suggest them.
06:29But you'd probably think they were unhygienic.
06:35Come on, Baldrick.
06:40Hello, what's your name?
06:42My name is Mr. Smith.
06:47Well, I'm sorry that you've been landed opposite such a total gitsmith.
06:52It's bad of being wounded without having to share a ward with banana brain.
06:56Thank you, sir.
06:57Thank you, sir.
06:58Thank you, sir.
06:59I'm very comfortable.
07:01And I'm very comfortable.
07:02Yeah.
07:06Enter!
07:12Hello?
07:15Hello?
07:16Hello?
07:16Hello?
07:19Hello?
07:20Hello?
07:20Hello?
07:28Hello?
07:30Hello?
07:32Hello?
07:37Right, spread them.
07:39What?
07:43Right.
07:44He's finished.
07:45Can anyone tell me what's going on?
07:48Security, Blackadder.
07:49Security?
07:51Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder.
07:55Crevice is a dirty word,
07:56but security isn't.
07:58So, in the name of security, sir,
08:00everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert.
08:06How am I doing my job, Blackadder?
08:07Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby.
08:11Now, there's another dirty word.
08:13Job.
08:14So, is there something the matter?
08:15You're damn right there's something the matter.
08:18Something sinister and something grotesque.
08:20And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose.
08:24Sir, your moustache is lovely.
08:27What the general means, Blackadder, is there's a leak.
08:30Now, leak is a positively disgusting word.
08:33The Germans seem to be able to anticipate our every move.
08:36We send up an aeroplane, there's a gerry squadron parked behind the nearest cloud.
08:40We move troops to Boulogne.
08:42The Germans have bought the entire town supply of lavatory paper.
08:45In short, a German spy is giving away every one of our battle plans.
08:50You look surprised, Blackadder.
08:52I certainly am, sir. I didn't realize we had any battle plans.
08:56Well, of course we have.
08:58How else do you think the battles are directed?
09:00Our battles are directed, sir.
09:03Well, of course they are, Blackadder.
09:05Directed according to the grand plan.
09:07Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead
09:10except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?
09:15Great Scott!
09:17Even you know it!
09:20Bolt all the doors, hammer large pieces of crooked wood against all the windows.
09:24This security leak is far worse than we'd imagined.
09:26So, you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
09:32Filthy hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war.
09:36Unfortunately, one of our spies...
09:38Splendid fellows, brave heroes,
09:41has discovered that the leak is coming from the field hospital.
09:45You think there's a German spy in the field hospital?
09:48I think you might be right there.
09:51Your job, Blackadder, is to root this spy out.
09:54How long do you think you'll need?
09:56Ooh, er...
09:57You'll have to be away from the trenches for some time.
09:59Six months?
10:01Too long, Blackadder, you've got three weeks.
10:02Yes, three weeks to smoke the bugger out.
10:05Use any method you see fit.
10:07Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel,
10:10tie your suspect down on a chair with a potty on his head,
10:13then pop his todger between two flowery bats
10:17and shout,
10:18Dinnertime Fido.
10:22If you're successful, I shall need you back here permanently
10:25to head up my new security network, Operation Winkle.
10:28Winkle?
10:29Yes, to winkle out the spies.
10:32You never mention this to me, sir?
10:33Well, we have to have some secrets, don't we, darling?
10:37Right, well, I'll be back in three weeks.
10:39Excellent.
10:40And if you come back with the information,
10:42Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
10:47Not while I have my strength, he will.
10:53Damn Nixon, sir!
10:54His insolence makes my blood boil.
10:56What's more, I don't trust him, sir.
10:58I think it would be best
10:59if I went to the hospital myself to keep an eye on him.
11:01What, spy on our own spy as he searches for their spy?
11:04Yes, why not? Sounds rather fun.
11:06You'll have to go undercover.
11:08Oh, definitely, sir.
11:09And you'll need some kind of wound, convincing wound.
11:12Naturally, sir.
11:13Yes.
11:19Yes.
11:21That looks quite convincing.
11:26Right, pack me a toothbrush, Balric.
11:28We're going on holiday.
11:29Hooray!
11:30Where to?
11:31Hospital.
11:32Oh, no, I hate hospitals.
11:34My grandfather went into one,
11:36and when he'd come out, he was dead.
11:39He was also dead when he went in, Balric.
11:42He'd been run over by a traction engine.
11:45I don't like them doctors.
11:46If they start poking around inside me...
11:50Balric, why would anyone wish to poke around inside me?
11:52They might find me interesting.
11:55Balric, I find the great northern and metropolitan sewage system interesting.
12:00But that doesn't mean that I want to put on some rubber gloves and pull things out of it with
12:03a pair of tweezers.
12:05So, tell you what, sir, you might have a chance to get to know that pretty nurse.
12:12No, thank you, Balric.
12:14Well, she's as wet as a fish's wet bits.
12:17I'd rather get to know you.
12:19I'm not available, sir.
12:22I'm waiting for Miss Wright to come along and gather me up in her arms.
12:27Yes, I wouldn't be too hopeful.
12:28We'd have to get her arms out of a straitjacket first.
12:31And get packing.
12:34So very interesting.
12:36Please, do continue, old bean.
12:38Right, well, then I go on to say...
12:40The orders came through for us to advance at 0800 hours in a pincer movement.
12:45Gosh, how exciting.
12:48Well...
12:48Ah, hello, Cap.
12:51Ah, Captain. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
12:55No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum.
12:57Shove off.
12:58Ah!
12:59Ah, jawohl!
13:01Herr Kapitan, jawohl!
13:03So, Cap, what's going on?
13:05Well, there's a German spy in the hospital, and it's my job to find him.
13:09A jo...
13:10Well, snakes are live. Exciting stuff, eh?
13:13Wait a minute. I think I might have a plan already.
13:16What is it?
13:16Well, have a look through the list of patients, and see if there's anyone here whose name begins with Von.
13:22Well, he's almost bound to be a bloke.
13:24I think we may find that he's using a false name, actually, George.
13:27Oh, crikey, well, that's hardly fair now, is it?
13:30I, too, have a cunning plan to catch the spice.
13:34Do you, Baldrick? Do you?
13:35You go around the hospital, and you ask everyone, are you a German spy?
13:43Yes, I must say, Baldrick, I appreciate your involvement on the creative side.
13:46If it was me, I'd own up.
13:48Of course you would, but sadly, the enemy have not added to the German army entrance form the requirement must
13:53have intellectual capacity of a boiled potato.
13:57Now, Baldrick.
13:58See that man over there?
13:59Yeah?
14:00I want you to stick to him like a limpet.
14:02Make sure he doesn't leave the hospital.
14:04Oh, sir.
14:07Hello, darling, what are you doing here?
14:10Bullet in the foot.
14:12Well, I can understand people up the front trying to shoot themselves in the foot, but when you're 35 miles
14:16behind the line...
14:17I did not shoot myself.
14:19The general did it.
14:21Finally got fed up with you, did he?
14:23No, it was a mistake.
14:24Oh, he was aiming for your head?
14:26He wasn't aiming for anything.
14:28Oh, so he was going for between your legs, then?
14:31That's very funny, Blackadder.
14:32You'll be laughing on the other side of your face if you don't find this spy.
14:35Don't you worry, darling. I intend to start interviewing suspects immediately.
14:40This is completely ridiculous, Blackadder. You can't suspect me. I've only just arrived.
14:44The first rule of counter-espionage, darling, is to suspect everyone.
14:48Believe me, I shall be asking myself some pretty searching questions later on.
14:52Now, tell me, what is the colour of the Queen of England's favourite hat?
14:56How the hell should I know?
14:57I see.
15:00Well, let me ask you another question.
15:02What is the name of the German Head of State?
15:04Well, Kaiser Wilhelm, obviously.
15:06So you're on first name terms with a Kaiser, are you?
15:09What did you expect me to say?
15:11Darling, darling, shh.
15:15Cigarette?
15:24All right, you stinking piece of...
15:26Take your cake, old sonny, I know you.
15:28Tell me, fond darling, what was it finally won you over, eh?
15:31Was it the poppernickel?
15:32Or was it the thought of hanging around with big men in leather shorts?
15:36I'll have you court-martial for this, Blackadder!
15:38What, for obeying a general's orders?
15:40That may be what you do in Munich.
15:41Or should I say, Mution.
15:43But not here, Werner.
15:44You're a filthy Hun spy, aren't you?
15:46Baldrick the Cocker Spaniel, please?
15:48No, no, no, no, wait!
15:50Look, I'm in Greece!
15:52I was born in Crichton.
15:54I was educated at a full thought primary school.
15:56I've got a girlfriend called Doris.
15:58I know the words to all three verses of God Save the Key.
16:00Four verses.
16:01Four verses! Four verses!
16:02I meant four verses!
16:04Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
16:06So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German?
16:11No, no, for God's sake, I'm not a German spy!
16:15Good, thanks very much.
16:16Send to the next man, will you?
16:19What is all this noise about?
16:21Don't you realise this is a hospital?
16:24You'll regret this, Blackadder.
16:27You'd better find the real spy, or I'll make it very hard for you.
16:31Please, darling, there are ladies present.
16:41Well, well, Captain Blackadder.
16:46This is an unexpected pleasure.
16:48What?
16:49Nice to have you back with us.
16:52A spycatcher, eh?
16:53Ha!
16:54That silly kid George was right.
16:56You are a ballet hero.
16:58Wait a minute.
17:00I thought you liked George.
17:02That's just my bedside manner.
17:04What I call my fluffy bunny act.
17:06Sir, you're not a drip after all.
17:08Oh, no.
17:10So, Mr. Spycatcher, how's it going?
17:13Well, not much luck so far.
17:14I think he might be as difficult to find as a piece of hay in a massive stack full of
17:19needles.
17:20So you're going to be around for quite a while, then?
17:22Looks like it.
17:24Good.
17:26Because, uh...
17:28It can get pretty lonely around here, you know.
17:32God, it's nice to have someone healthy to talk to.
17:36Cigarette?
17:37No, thank you.
17:38I only smoke cigarettes after making love.
17:41So, back in England, I'm a 20-a-day man.
17:52A man should smoke.
17:54It acts as an expectorant and gives his voice a deep, gravelly, masculine tone.
18:00God, I love nurses.
18:01They're so disgustingly clinical.
18:04Tell me, Captain Blackadder.
18:07Edmund.
18:09Edmund.
18:11When this war is over, do you think we might get to know each other a little better?
18:15Yes, why not?
18:16When this madness is finished, perhaps we could go cycling together.
18:19Take a trip down to the Old Swan at Henley and go for a walk in the woods.
18:23Yes.
18:24Or we could just do it right now on the desk.
18:31Yeah, okay.
18:36Ah, Baldrick.
18:37Have you seen Nurse Mary?
18:38I need someone to post this letter.
18:40She's in her office with the captain, sir.
18:42Ah, poor girl.
18:43Tied to her desk day and night.
18:46Ah, Cap.
18:47I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary.
18:49Yes, almost all of her, in fact.
18:52How is she, sir?
18:53Unbelievable.
18:56What I really want to know is, are you any closer to finding the spy?
19:00Yes, I think I'm getting there, George.
19:02Yes.
19:03Everything all right, Smith?
19:05Oh, yeah, excellent, excellent.
19:07Very good.
19:10Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious-looking characters hanging around, have you, who might be German spies?
19:16Nein.
19:18Nein?
19:21Well, Cap's got his work cut out, then.
19:25Tell me, Edmund, do you have someone special in your life?
19:30Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
19:32Who?
19:32Me.
19:35No, I mean, someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt.
19:41Hmm, still me, really.
19:45No, but back home in England, there must be someone waiting, some sweetheart.
19:53Oh, a girl?
19:54Yeah.
19:56I've always been a soldier, married to the army.
19:59The book of King's Regulations is my mistress, possibly with a Harrod's Lingerie catalogue discreetly tucked between the tables.
20:06And no casual girlfriend?
20:09Skirt?
20:10Ha!
20:11If only.
20:12When I joined up, we were still fighting colonial wars.
20:15If you saw someone in a skirt, you shot him and nicked his country.
20:20What about you?
20:21Have you got a man?
20:22Some fine fellow in an English country village?
20:25A vicar, maybe?
20:27Quiet.
20:28Gentle.
20:29Hung like a baboon.
20:34There was a man I cared for a little.
20:37Wonderful chap.
20:38Strong.
20:39Athletic.
20:40What happened to him?
20:42He bought it.
20:44I'm so sorry, I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
20:48So what's it been?
20:4912 nights, let's say 9 afternoons.
20:52How much is...
20:53Oh, and a couple of mornings.
20:54I mean, he died.
20:56Oh, I'm sorry.
20:58He's just driving one of those new tank contraptions and the bloody thing blew up.
21:02What a waste.
21:04God, I hope they've scrapped the lot.
21:07Fat chance.
21:08They're going to use 40 of them next week at...
21:11Oh, sorry, I mustn't talk about that.
21:13You never know who might be listening.
21:15Of course.
21:17Oh, God, I miss him so much.
21:20He was such a wonderful chap.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Clever too, actually.
21:24Oh, brilliant.
21:25Went to one of the greater universities, I suppose.
21:27Oxford.
21:28Cambridge.
21:29Hull.
21:34But why are we making small talk when we could be making big love?
21:38Good point.
21:40This could be our last chance.
21:41My three weeks are up.
21:42I'm going back to Staff HQ tomorrow.
21:45Look, why don't you come with me?
21:47It could be fun.
21:48We could have supper or something.
21:49How about something first, then supper?
21:52Good idea.
21:57Ah, hello, Blagetta.
21:59Good morning, sir.
22:00May I introduce Nurse Fletcher Brown?
22:02She's been very supportive during my work at the hospital.
22:05How do you do, young lady?
22:08Sit down.
22:10Ooh.
22:11Ah.
22:11So, any news of the spy, Blagetta?
22:14Yes, sir.
22:15Excellent.
22:15The Germans seem to know every move we make.
22:17I had a letter from Gerry yesterday.
22:19It said,
22:20Isn't it about time you changed your shirts, walrus face?
22:25Sir, do you have any ideas who it might be, young lady?
22:27Well, sir, I'm only a humbled nurse, but I did at one point think it might be Captain Darling.
22:32Well, bugger me with a fish fork.
22:36Oh, darling, a Gerry Morse tapper?
22:38What on earth may you suspect him?
22:40Well, sir, he poo-pooed the captain here and said he'd never find the spy.
22:45Is this true, Blagetta?
22:46Did Captain Darling poo-poo you?
22:49Well, perhaps a little.
22:50Well then, damn it all, what more evidence do you need?
22:52The poo-pooing alone is a court-martial offence.
22:55I can assure you, sir, that the poo-pooing was purely circumstantial.
22:58Well, I hope so, Blagetta.
23:00You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the army,
23:04it's never ignore a poo-poo.
23:07Mind you, a major got poo-pooed, made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo.
23:11He poo-pooed it.
23:12Fateful error.
23:14Because it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him
23:17had been poo-pooing a lot of other officers, who poo-pooed their poo-poos.
23:20In the end, we had to disband the regiment.
23:23Morale totally destroyed.
23:25By poo-poo.
23:27Yes, I think we may be drifting slightly from the point here, sir.
23:30Which is that, unfortunately, and to my lasting regret, Captain Darling is not the spy.
23:35Oh? And then who the hell is?
23:37Well, sir, there is a man in the hospital with a pronounced limp and a very strong German accent.
23:42It must be him. It's obvious.
23:44Obvious, but wrong. It's not him.
23:46And why not?
23:47Because, sir, not even the Germans would be stupid enough to field a spy with a strong German accent.
23:52Well, then who is it?
23:53Well, it's perfectly simple. It's you.
23:58Edmund!
23:59Faldrick!
23:59Explain yourself, Pierre Gader, before I have you shot for being rude to a lady!
24:04Well, sir, the first seeds of suspicion were sown when Lieutenant George unwittingly revealed that she spoke German.
24:10Do you deny Nurse Fletcher Brown, or should I say, Nurse Fleischer Baum, that you were told Lieutenant George with
24:18the German words in his letters?
24:19No, I did, but...
24:20My suspicions were confirmed when she probed me expertly about tank movements.
24:24Oh, Edmund, how could you after all we've been through?
24:26And then the final irrefutable proof. Remember you mentioned a clever boyfriend?
24:30Yes.
24:31I then leapt on the opportunity to test you.
24:34I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities, Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
24:38Well?
24:38You failed to spot that only two of those are great universities.
24:42A swine!
24:43That's right! Oxford's a complete dump!
24:49Well, quite.
24:51No true English woman could have fallen into that trap.
24:54Oh, Edmund, I thought there was something beautiful between us. I thought you...
24:58...loved me.
25:00Nah.
25:01Take it away, woman.
25:03Well...
25:03Rouse, Rouse!
25:05Good work.
25:07I'd better go and assemble a firing squad.
25:13What's up, sir?
25:18Darling, what on earth do you think you're doing?
25:20I'll tell you exactly what I'm doing, sir.
25:22I'm doing what Blackadder should have done three weeks ago, sir.
25:24What?
25:25This is the guilty man.
25:27Darling, you're hysterical.
25:29No, sir. No, I'm not, sir.
25:30I'll ask him I've right.
25:31Are you a spy?
25:33Yes, I am a spy.
25:35You see, sir?
25:36Well, of course he's a spy, darling.
25:38A British spy.
25:40This is Brigadier Sir Bernard Proudfoot Smith,
25:42the finest spy in the British Army.
25:47But we can't be, sir.
25:49This is a little sound British.
25:51Unfortunately, I've been working undercover in Germany for so long
25:55that I have picked up a teensy-weensy bit of an accent.
26:00This, darling, is the man who told us
26:02that there was a German spy in the hospital in the first place.
26:05Ah.
26:06Right.
26:07That's that, then.
26:08Blackadder?
26:09Yes, sir.
26:09You are now head of Operation Winkle.
26:13Thank you, sir.
26:14Darling?
26:15Yes, sir.
26:16You are a complete arse.
26:18Thank you, sir.
26:19Right, Bernard.
26:20Let's go and watch the firing squad.
26:22Jawohl, Vanginella.
26:24Sir, what the devil is going on?
26:26I've just seen Nurse Mary being led away to a firing squad.
26:30Nurse Mary is the spy, George.
26:32What?
26:32Impossible.
26:33Afraid so.
26:34Well, cover me with eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes.
26:39What a whore did, eh?
26:40Nurse Mary, a bosh nose poker in her.
26:43Oh, well, lots of exciting stuff to put in my next letter to my Uncle Herman in Munich.
26:49Sorry.
26:50Those letters I've been writing in hospital to my German uncle.
26:53New information, Blackadder?
26:55George.
26:55Oh, yeah, well, I know there's a war on them, but family is family.
26:59And old Uncle Hermie does so love to be kept abreast of what's going on.
27:03I even wrote and told him about old walrus-faced Melchert in his smelly old shirt.
27:08Would you like me to tell this one to the General Blackadder?
27:11Or would you enjoy that very special moment?
27:18Some minorities and siblings.
27:19Half a while, if they don't want to play, they should do fancy or some highly mauvais to them.
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27:37There's no love there, anything worse than that.
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27:38Can I please do that?
27:40Wednesday?
27:40Quick, thank you.
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