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00:01History has seen great liars.
00:06Copernicus, Goebbels, Saint Raphael the Liar,
00:11But none as infamous as the Tudor king, Henry VII.
00:15He was the one who rewrote history to present his predecessor, Richard III,
00:20like a deformed maniac who killed his nephews in the tower.
00:27But the truth is that Ricardo was a kind and helpful man.
00:30who loved his young pupils very much.
00:34Look what I've brought you.
00:36In particular to Richard, the Duke of York, who grew into a strong young man.
00:44Enrique also claimed to have won the Battle of Bosworth
00:48and having killed Richard III.
00:50But the truth is very different,
00:52Well, it was Richard, the Duke of York.
00:54who became king after Bosworth
00:56and reigned for thirteen glorious years
00:59with the name of Richard IV.
01:01As for who actually killed Richard III
01:04And how Henry Tudor, defeated, saved his life,
01:07Everything is revealed in this first chapter.
01:09of a story never told.
01:11The story of...
01:12The black viper.
01:42The omen.
01:55Eve of the Battle of Bosworth
01:57August 21, 1485
02:14Silence!
02:16Silence!
02:17Name of the king!
02:21Now comes the summer of our sweet contentment.
02:25It is winter covered by Tudor clouds
02:30And I am not made for the grim-faced war.
02:34Yeah!
02:35Yeah!
02:35Yeah!
02:35I, who am poorly trained
02:40and I lack true majesty.
02:42No!
02:42It isn't true!
02:43I have to fight
02:46to free sweet England.
02:49I pray for your victory
02:51And to hell with the enemies.
02:55Hurrah!
02:56Hurrah!
02:57Hurrah!
02:57Hooray for sure!
03:05I don't know, sir.
03:07I'll ask my son.
03:08Harry!
03:10Who is that?
03:11He is your other son, milord.
03:13He's my other son, sir.
03:16Will he fight with us tomorrow?
03:19What's it called?
03:21Edmund.
03:23Edna!
03:25Will you fight with us tomorrow?
03:27Oh no, impossible!
03:29Tomorrow I have to fight the enemy.
03:40You won't put it near me, will you?
03:43No, no, man.
03:44This is for the scum.
03:46Oh, arrow meat!
03:48Exactly.
03:53What a fool!
03:56Percy, did you see how the king greeted me in a special way?
04:00No, a miracle.
04:02I have seen it, my lord.
04:04And may I ask your name?
04:07My name is Baldrick, milord.
04:09Then I'll call you...
04:12Baldrick.
04:13And I will call you milord, milord.
04:17Know?
04:18I really like your style, friend.
04:20Would you like to be my squire in tomorrow's battle?
04:24Tomorrow will be a great day for us nobles.
04:28No, not if we lose, Percy.
04:30If we lose, they'll cut me into little pieces.
04:32My arm will end up in Essex.
04:34My back in Norfolk.
04:35And my genitals nailed to a tree in Ruizlandia.
04:39No, my lord.
04:39With you in charge, we can't lose.
04:43We could lose if we wanted to see.
04:45We won't lose, Percy.
04:48And I will prove to everyone that I am a man.
04:51Am I your name, my lord?
04:53And how will I prove it, Percy?
04:56Let them go to the tree in Ruizlandia.
04:59Let the height be understood, my lord.
05:01My enemies will prove it by running terrified towards the bathroom.
05:05Hurrah!
05:05Hurrah!
05:06And now a toast.
05:08Let those brave souls who wear armor tomorrow remember to go to the bathroom before putting it on in the morning.
05:17I can already hear the roar of battle echoing in my ears.
05:23Back to the attack, my loyal soldiers!
05:27Back on the attack!
05:30Nail their private parts to a tree in Ruizlandia!
05:36Blood!
05:38Blood!
05:39Let blood be your motive!
05:42Cut off their gizzards!
05:47Well, let's just say that a certain amount of violence is going to be unleashed here.
05:54But at least we know it's for a good cause.
05:58TRUE?
06:01And the gentlemen of London, even in bed, their virility is absolutely worthless.
06:09Those who are not here with me, consider yourselves cursed.
06:13We will triumph!
06:16Because the big day has arrived!
06:37Hedmund!
06:39Hedmund!
06:42Mom, what do you want?
06:44But didn't you want to go into battle this morning?
06:52Oh my God! It's eleven o'clock!
07:01No!
07:02What do you want?
07:03Where is the battle?
07:05In a place called Bosworth!
07:15Damn it! Damn it!
07:17This is my first battle since I hit puberty!
07:22Here it is, my crazy friend!
07:24Go, Baldrick! To glory!
07:38Oh!
07:39I'm not so sure they need us, Baldrick.
07:44Everything seems to be going very well.
07:46Don't you think so?
07:47Everyone is struggling.
07:49And it's clear they're having the time of their lives.
07:54But there are people there who don't fight.
07:57They are lying on the ground.
08:00Are they dead, my crazy friend?
08:05Something I ate didn't agree with me!
08:07Excuse me for a moment, Baldrick?
08:16Majesty!
08:17Have you lost your horse?
08:19Take mine!
08:20No, no, no!
08:22If I have won the battle and saved my kingdom,
08:24I suppose I'll be able to find a horse.
08:27Indeed, my noble lord!
08:28I'll see you at the castle!
08:30So be it!
08:33A horse!
08:36A horse!
08:39My kingdom for a horse!
08:42Hey!
08:43A horse!
08:48Who is that?
08:52Ah, that's my horse!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:10That's how you'll learn!
09:17You won't do it again, will you?
09:22My flower is not my flower without you, Ricardo!
09:30What is that, my lord?
09:36Oh, mother, Richard III!
09:40What have you done?
09:43Hurry!
09:44Hurry!
09:45Hurry!
09:46Smash his head in!
09:51Come on!
10:00Milor, someone is coming!
10:03Come on!
10:05Come on!
10:15Come on!
10:22Hey!
10:23Do you want to wait?
10:24Wait!
10:27Very good!
10:31Right on the head!
10:32You're not carrying it!
10:34Oh!
10:34But I have to carry everything myself!
10:42Persy, you flea-brained son of a bitch!
10:44Where have you been?
10:46I've just proven I'm a man!
10:49Look what I found!
10:51Oh, thank God!
10:52Hurry, Percy!
10:53Hurry, leave it there!
10:55Let's go!
10:55I found it!
10:56It's mine!
10:57What do you say now?!
10:58Give it to me!
10:59I'll use it as proof that I've killed a nobleman!
11:01And how noble, if I may say so!
11:07Well, the truth is king!
11:15Hurry, hurry!
11:18Lost!
11:20All is lost!
11:22That?
11:22Run!
11:24Run!
11:25Oh my God!
11:26Let's get out of here!
11:27Leave me with you!
11:28Take your hands off me!
11:30If you leave me here, I will die!
11:33And if you don't leave me alone, I'll kill you myself!
11:36Leave it here!
11:38I'll give you money!
11:40I will give you ten thousand sovereigns!
11:43Oh my God!
11:52Mother!
11:53Edmund, my dear, how have you been?
11:55In a few seconds, Henry Tudor will be at our door!
11:59Edmund, I'm not ready.
12:01Haven't I taken a bath yet?
12:03Mother, Enrique is our enemy!
12:05When his men arrive, they will rape you and all the women in the castle!
12:09Oh ok!
12:11Then I won't change!
12:13Milor!
12:15What do you want?
12:16Hear!
12:19Oh my God!
12:21They're here!
12:22Every man for himself!
12:24Towards the hills!
12:25No, my friend!
12:27They come from the hills!
12:28Then get away from the hills!
12:30Get away from the hills!
12:32If you see any hills, run!
12:35No problem!
12:36The banners of King Richard are flying!
12:38No, but that's impossible!
12:40He's dead, isn't he?
12:41King Richard, dead?
12:42Oh, yes!
12:46God knows how!
12:48No, no, no!
12:51Now comes the tulip one!
12:53It's clear those banners are a clever trick to keep us here!
12:57I'm not sure it's a clever trick!
12:59Well, he's not exactly very clever because we've figured it out!
13:03But it's obvious they thought he was clever when they planned it!
13:06I don't want them to plot it, milor!
13:07Did someone else plan it and have they just adapted it for this occasion?
13:10No, my friend!
13:11I don't think it's a trick!
13:12Approaching one castle with another's banners is no trick!
13:15But you don't realize it!
13:17No!
13:20But he's his father.
13:22Who closed this damn door?
13:25Ricardo, if it's you
13:27And who did you want me to be, woman?
13:30I thought it would be Henry Tulip
13:32Enrique Tulipán?
13:34Have you lost your mind?
13:36Did you win?
13:38Yes, of course we won
13:40We have won!
13:44Yes of course
13:46And I suppose you don't want to rape me
13:48Yes, wait a moment
13:51He is insatiable
13:54Three cheers for King Richard!
13:57Hip, hip, hooray!
13:59Hip, hip, hooray!
14:01Hip, hip, hooray!
14:03Hurrah!
14:04All that's missing is King Richard here.
14:06And the day will be perfect.
14:09Ah, yes
14:10What a shame he's dead
14:14That?
14:16Who told you that?
14:18Well, Edmund
14:21Is that true?
14:26Well, I don't know.
14:27Because I wasn't there at that time.
14:29But I've been told that...
14:32Well
14:34I don't even know where he was killed
14:36I was at the other end of the battlefield
14:39It wasn't next to the house
14:41It wasn't a house
14:42It was a river
14:44But I don't know
14:45Because I wasn't there
14:47According to what they say
14:48Some idiot cut off his head
14:51Or maybe just
14:52They cut off one of his ears
14:54Yes, I think he was just injured
14:56That's right, yes.
14:59Or was it someone else?
15:01Yes, I think so.
15:02He wasn't even injured.
15:04Did someone say he was dead?
15:05Yeah!
15:06That?
15:07That's true, my Lord.
15:08I myself have stumbled upon his body
15:11Oh, sorry.
15:12Bleeding Heart
15:14Good night
15:16May the angels guide you
15:18Thanks, Harry
15:19Thanks, Harry
15:21Thanks, Harry
15:22Yeah
15:23We all know who committed this heinous crime
15:28Isn't that true?
15:32Yeah
15:33Henry Tudor
15:35Yes, yes
15:38Yeah
15:38Do it freely
15:41Harry
15:42Call for silence
15:44Silence
15:51Long live the king
16:00Long live the king
16:02Richard IV
16:04Today has been
16:07Like a big stew
16:09Where the flesh of victory has mingled
16:13With the vile work of Ricardo's death
16:16And the hard bones of the one who killed him
16:19But we have to cover ourselves
16:21Even the most insipid works
16:23That the Lord serves us
16:25In this life
16:27Each one receives
16:28That which is deserved
16:33Well
16:34We're going to kill prisoners
16:37Hip, hip
16:37Hurrah!
16:38Hip, hip
16:39Hurrah!
16:40Hip, hip
16:40Hurrah!
16:50Hurrah!
16:51We're saved!
16:53And now I'm a real prince.
16:57Hurrah!
16:58Hurrah!
16:59Hurrah!
17:00Hurrah!
17:00Hurrah!
17:00Hurrah!
17:00Imagine how much power
17:02Our!
17:03All ours!
17:05That?
17:05Your!
17:06All ours!
17:07Your!
17:08Your!
17:08Hurrah!
17:09Hurrah!
17:09Edmund
17:09Here you are
17:11I know it's a bit rushed
17:13But I'd like to get it out soon.
17:14The outcome of the battle
17:16Good
17:17Who have you killed today?
17:22To no one
17:22No one?
17:25Well
17:25Then I'll point you out
17:27Even if it's a pact
17:28Which
17:28I'm afraid
17:29It removes you from the candidacy
17:31For the Legion of Honor
17:32Oh, I see.
17:33Sorry
17:34I thought you had asked
17:35If he had killed King Richard
17:37That?
17:39That?
17:40What did you ask me?
17:42Who have you killed today?
17:45Ah, yes, of course.
17:46Well
17:47Let me think
17:51Pedants
17:52That?
17:54Interns
17:56Pedants
18:00Fellow countrymen
18:00Yes, there were many countrymen.
18:02Although I don't think they count
18:05TRUE?
18:05Only if there is a tie
18:06In the end
18:07How many have you killed?
18:09Oh, four
18:11Four
18:14Four hundred
18:15Hundreds
18:17Four
18:19Hundred
18:20Hundreds
18:20Fifty
18:23Four hundred and fifty?
18:25Holy God
18:26Three times more than me?
18:27Yes, I've had some lucky breaks
18:30Any nobles?
18:31Oh ok
18:32Nobles
18:33Let's see
18:33Let me think
18:34Lord Coverdale?
18:36I think he was fighting alongside ours.
18:39Yeah
18:40I think Lord Coverdale
18:41He saw how he killed
18:44Warwick
18:45Warwick?
18:46The brave one from Leicester?
18:47Yes, that one
18:48It has been difficult to finish him off.
18:50I must confess
18:51Very difficult
18:51Yes, that's right.
18:52I killed him today too
18:54Anyone else?
18:55Oh, let me think.
19:00It's hard to remember everyone's names
19:02Yeah
19:03Well, here's a list of the lordships that no one has claimed yet.
19:07Hey, Roger de Ran
19:09Oh, from Ran
19:10Yes, yes, that's mine, yes
19:11Lord Thomas of Devon?
19:13Oh yes, from a reverse
19:14Lord Jedi?
19:15Yes, a low blow.
19:17It's splendid, isn't it?
19:19It's splendid.
19:20Uh, and the Bishop of Bath and Wells
19:23That one will never walk again.
19:25The gas action service will be officiated.
19:29Bath and Wells
19:32Oh, Lord Percy
19:35Edmund told me that you arrived late to the battle
19:38So there's no point in asking you your scores, right?
19:41No
19:43I don't know
19:49Now I can relax
19:54Who the hell is it?
19:58Well, do you remember the dying man who came to the hunt?
20:01The one I clearly told you not to bring to the castle under any circumstances.
20:06Yes, that one.
20:07And what is he doing in my bed?
20:10Well, he says he's very rich
20:12And I thought that if we cure it, it might
20:14May He reward us
20:16No, wait
20:17I think I have an idea
20:20If he is a rich man
20:22And we cured him
20:25It may reward us
20:28Very clever, Milord
20:30Great idea!
20:31Thank you, Baldrick
20:34And what did you expect?
20:35After all
20:37Who has the fastest mind in the kingdom?
20:40Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
20:42And who is the most daring rider in the kingdom?
20:45Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
20:48And who is the bravest swordsman in the kingdom?
20:51Don't tell me, wait
20:53Don't tell me.
20:53Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
20:57Exactly
20:57Oh, how will I be known from now on?
21:03I will call myself
21:04The black turnip
21:09Milord
21:10Something like the black viper
21:13Wouldn't that sound better?
21:14No
21:15Wait
21:16I think I have a better idea
21:19What do you think?
21:21The viper
21:23Black?
21:30What do you think?
21:33That pair
21:42That
21:43Perfect
21:54Very intelligent, milord
21:56Thank you, Valdez
21:58Yes, yes, yes
21:59Very intelligent, milord
22:00Thank you, Perez
22:02You are more intelligent than your father, milord
22:05And he's a head taller than Richard III.
22:08Yeah?
22:10Are you trying to be funny?
22:13No, no, milord
22:15It's just one example of something you would never do.
22:20Naturally
22:22Outside of those
22:23Yes, milord
22:42You're still here, huh?
22:45Yeah
22:46One moment
22:52Haven't we met somewhere before?
22:55Don't know
22:57I think I've seen you before too.
23:00Of course
23:02I am Prince Edmund
23:04Son of Richard IV
23:06And who are you?
23:08Well, I'm nobody.
23:10Are you nobody?
23:11Aren't you rich?
23:12No, yes
23:13I am immensely rich
23:15I am a rich man
23:18Very modest
23:19Who wishes to remain anonymous
23:22You'd better be rich
23:24Bring me your money
23:25Get well and leave my house
23:26Is that clear?
23:37Yeah
23:38Beautiful
23:45Hello how are you?
23:49Hello
23:50Hello
23:51Hello
23:52My God
23:55I expected to find you like this
23:57In this way
23:59Sitting down, you say?
24:01Yes, yes, yes, that's it.
24:03Sitting
24:04God, look
24:06But if you are sitting down
24:07Yeah
24:08I hadn't seen you sitting down
24:11From...
24:12Since yesterday
24:14Oh, it was yesterday.
24:15My God
24:19Well
24:21How did the battle go?
24:23Good
24:23Except someone cut off my head
24:25But apart from that
24:26Everything has gone very well.
24:27And how are you, Edna?
24:30Edmund
24:30Oh, your father told me Edna
24:32Oh, no, no
24:33Well, Edna
24:34Filthy worm
24:35Inconceivable
24:36How are you?
24:37Oh, how kind of you to take an interest in me, Your Majesty
24:42I'm very well
24:43AND...
24:44Oh, and...
24:45I'm so glad to see you because, frankly
24:48Yeah
24:49Well, well, frankly
24:53You look great!
24:55Frankly, what?
24:57Spit it out, you damned, disgusting reptile
24:59Well, frankly
25:02We all thought you were dead
25:06Frankly
25:07I am
25:12Forward
25:13No, don't go in.
25:15Why not?
25:17Is anyone there with you?
25:20Not quite
25:21Is it a woman?
25:23No
25:23Is it a man?
25:31Yeah
25:32He is a man
25:33Did you hesitate, Edmund?
25:37It's not a goat, is it?
25:39No
25:39Of course it's not a goat!
25:41Well
25:42Well, let me in.
25:43Goodbye, Edna
25:45We'll see each other later
25:53You have
25:54transport?
25:57Perhaps you'd like to use my horse again.
25:59It's not that you've used it before.
26:04I'm coming
26:12Are you alright, Edmund?
26:15Oh, it looks like you've seen a ghost.
26:17Yeah?
26:19Well, hurry up then
26:20They're waiting for you at the banquet.
26:22Hey, Mom
26:24You won't tell anyone that I overslept this morning.
26:28You won't tell anyone, will you?
26:30What are you saying, Edmund?
26:33Do I tell people that Harry is afraid of spoons?
26:35Or that your father has very small private parts?
26:41Oh, Mom!
26:43Go!
26:45Go!
26:50What hurts me the most is that you lie to me.
27:04I ran him through with my sword and then...
27:07Sorry I'm late
27:10High!
27:11How dare you sit there?
27:14It was King Richard's chair.
27:15It would insult his spirit
27:20No, no, I'm sorry
27:23Yeah, find yourself another chair.
27:25Stinking dog paw
27:35How many prisoners do we have left, Harry?
27:37I haven't counted them
27:38But about a dozen, my lord
27:40Well, send reinforcements to my room
27:42Do you want to hang them?
27:43No, I want them fresh.
27:44I need to exercise my left hand
27:46Okay, I'll send you two for the left hand.
27:48And two to the right.
27:51I wish Uncle Rick were here
27:54Don't give me that nonsense.
28:01Tonight, my friends
28:04We have gathered to celebrate a great victory
28:08And to mourn a great loss
28:11A toast to our victory
28:15For our victory
28:16And I cast a royal curse
28:19Against the one who killed Ricardo
28:21Our noble king
28:23It was him
28:26My God!
28:27Silence in the background
28:28Whoever that is
28:31It was him
28:32Edna
28:32Wherever you are
28:33It's way over there in the back.
28:35We'll shatter it
28:36What are you waiting for, stupid? It's right there.
28:39I haven't been
28:40Who said that?
28:42An idiot killed me yesterday afternoon
28:43I haven't been
28:45And who was it?
28:46It was Edmund
28:47Whoever interrupted us, my friend
28:48Hang that worm!
28:51I demand silence!
28:56Another toast?
28:57By the late King Richard
28:59Oh my God!
29:01Flatterer!
29:02Gentlemen!
29:03For King Richard!
29:05Thank you!
29:07Thank you!
29:08Thank you so much for all this nonsense!
29:11Thank you!
29:12But this is the last time you'll see me!
29:14Although you haven't seen me much.
29:18And now I ask for silence
29:20Let's continue
29:22With the desecration ceremony
29:24Bring the portrait of the pretender to the throne
29:28Henry Tudor
29:37Oh my God!
29:39No!
29:49Good night
29:51Where is Henry Tudor?
29:55Me!
29:57No!
29:59Where is?
30:01Where is?
30:04Ooh!
30:17Oh, thank you, sir!
30:20Oh, thank you, sir!
30:37Oh, thank you, sir!
30:40Oh, thank you, sir!
30:49Hail!
30:50Hail!
30:50Hail!
30:52Sovereign of men!
30:53Woman breeder!
30:55Kingkiller!
30:57Get out of the way, you deformed old women!
30:59Don't be surprised!
31:01Don't let fear defeat you!
31:04Don't let terror paralyze you!
31:07Why have you brought me unclean visions?
31:12We have good news for you!
31:14What good news could such decrepit messengers bring!
31:18Today has brought you misfortune!
31:22But someday!
31:23Oh, glorious day!
31:25Some day!
31:27Oh, happy day!
31:32Yeah!
31:33Yeah?
31:34You will be the king!
31:38Oh, really?
31:39Yeah!
31:42Majesty!
31:44Those are definitely new!
31:47God and the devil be with you, you toothless trio of vultures!
31:52History! Here I come!
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