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00:01But when it came to the latest pests who had invaded Bree's home,
00:08extermination was not an option.
00:10Girls! There's mud on your shoes! Mud on your shoes!
00:14Girls! We are guests here! What have I said about wiping your feet?
00:18Sorry.
00:20No, no, no, no! No, no, no! Just...
00:24Never mind.
00:26It hasn't rained in three weeks. Where did they find mud?
00:29Honey, they don't find mud. Mud finds him.
00:31So, um, speaking of the fun we've been having,
00:35how long do you think it'll be before you and Carlos make up and you can all go back home?
00:40Meh, a few days. He'll be sitting alone in that house,
00:43realizing how big it is, how quiet it is.
00:46How clean it is.
00:47Then he'll show up here with that hangdog look on his face, begging us to come back.
00:51Ow! Mom! Celia hit me!
00:53Then hit her back!
00:55Gabby, don't tell her to do that.
00:56What?
00:56I'd rather they settle it, otherwise I have to go in there.
00:59That's what a mother does.
01:00Come on.
01:02Girls, if you stop fighting, then I'll let you have some fresh baked cookies.
01:07Super!
01:09There were two dozen cookies on that plate.
01:11Yeah, you can't leave food out. They're like bears. You gotta tie it up in a tree.
01:15Ah, Gabby, while you're here, this might be a good time to teach them a little discipline.
01:19Discipline.
01:20Discipline? What are you talking about? It's not like the plate's broken.
01:25Oh, boy.
01:27Yes. Bree Vandekamp had finally met two pests she couldn't smash, poison, or shoot.
01:34Okay, I'm gonna need a garbage bag. Unless it was an antique. Then I need glue.
01:39That's not to say she wasn't sorely tempted.
01:46Good deeds aren't always done for the purest of reasons.
01:52We may be trying to impress.
01:56We may be acting out of guilt.
02:01We may be expecting something in return.
02:06But occasionally, a good deed comes straight from the heart.
02:12Wow. What's this?
02:14Your lunch. I got ham, ham and cheese, and that one's ham and gravel. I dropped it.
02:18Susan, you don't have to keep doing this.
02:20I want to. You're my new project, mister.
02:23Your project?
02:24Yes. Paul Young, phase two. Where we figure out what you are doing with your life. Set some new goals.
02:33Now, you tried destroying the neighborhood. That didn't work out. What's next?
02:37I don't know what I want to do. I've made such a mess of everything so far.
02:40No, no. Phase two is about the future, not the past. So from now on, we are only looking forward.
02:48Oh, my God. Look behind you.
02:51Hello, Susan.
02:52Oh. Hey, Felicia.
02:55Hey, Felicia. You knew she was in your house? I thought you were in prison.
03:00Oh, I've been out for weeks. What nice sandwiches. Are you cooking for Paul now?
03:06Yeah. For Paul. The guy that you cut off your fingers to frame.
03:12It's all right, Susan. Felicia and I have reached an understanding.
03:15We can hardly keep squabbling now that we're going to be neighbors again.
03:20Wait, you're living here?
03:22Right across the street. I just came by to pick up some of Beth's things. Although, I think you should
03:29keep that pretty oil painting she made for you.
03:31Hang on. You knew Beth?
03:34You didn't tell her.
03:36The topic doesn't exactly introduce itself.
03:40Beth was Felicia's daughter.
03:44What?
03:48So you're Beth's.
03:51You knew.
03:53And you knew.
03:54And you're living.
03:56I need to sit down.
04:06We're gonna get a lot of this.
04:12So Felicia Tillman was Beth's mother?
04:15Snip, snip, Tillman, you sure?
04:17Yep.
04:18And people say the suburbs are boring.
04:20Great, now we got another nut job living on the street.
04:22Actually, Paul is not so bad.
04:25Yeah, what were you doing over there?
04:26Bringing him food, checking up on him, making sure he's okay.
04:30Why?
04:31Because I feel bad for him.
04:33The poor guy has had two wives kill themselves.
04:36And here I was, concentrating all my pity on the dead people.
04:39Susan, be careful.
04:41Yeah, we understand Beth gave you a kidney, but you don't owe Paul anything.
04:44I know I don't.
04:45But that kidney gave me a second chance in life, and I'm sorry.
04:50I feel that Paul deserves the same thing.
04:55To us, our decorating firm, and our latest triumph, the Delaney.
05:04Mr. Delaney, on the low-flow toilet.
05:10You bought this at a drugstore, didn't you?
05:12Come on.
05:13Dan Perignon.
05:14It's cute.
05:15Little tip, when picking champagne, wordplay usually isn't a selling point.
05:21Hey!
05:22You're home early.
05:23No, I just forgot some files, headed straight back to the office.
05:27Ooh!
05:28Dan Perignon, what are you guys celebrating?
05:30Renee and I finished a design job today.
05:33Yeah, we actually cleared $293.
05:36Well, $290 after this champagne.
05:38Hey, we're a small company.
05:40Why is the glass always half empty with you?
05:42Hey, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
05:44I just got my budget.
05:45There's some money in there to redecorate my office.
05:48How about you guys do it?
05:50Uh, well, we're a little busy.
05:52It's $20,000.
05:54Busy thanking you.
05:56You'd let us do that?
05:57You're amazing!
05:58That would be huge for our company.
06:00Mwah!
06:01Look, I know this new job's put a bit of a strain on us.
06:03This might be a good way to sneak in a little extra time together.
06:05So, you think you could do something for $20,000?
06:07This may be the dog shampoo talking, but for $20,000, we will decorate your office.
06:12And whack an employee of your choosing.
06:19Hey, roomie.
06:21Hello.
06:22Roomie.
06:24Those are beautiful.
06:26They're for you.
06:27From the girls.
06:28They felt terrible about breaking your mirror.
06:30Oh, you mean my serving dish.
06:32Oh, you haven't been upstairs yet.
06:35Gabby.
06:36But look how beautiful.
06:38I'm going to church.
06:40Weren't you just there?
06:42I need to do some more praying.
06:43Apparently it's not working.
06:59I need to do some more praying.
07:21If you're looking for the owner, that's me.
07:25Are you aware that you're blocking my driveway?
07:27Yeah.
07:27Are you aware that you illegally entered my vehicle?
07:29Well, I need it to get your attention.
07:31Doesn't make it legal.
07:32Oh, don't try to make this my fault.
07:33Blocking my driveway is illegal.
07:34Yes, but breaking into my car is criminal.
07:36Really?
07:37Let's call 911.
07:38I'd love to get a policeman's opinion on that.
07:40You're just there.
07:42Oh, my.
07:43You are a policeman.
07:45Detective Chuck Vance, Fairview PD.
07:47Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman, is a parolee.
07:49I was paying a routine call.
07:50But now it appears that she's not the only dangerous woman on the street.
07:55Look, I don't know what laws I may have broken.
07:57A lawful trespass, tampering with the police vehicle, malicious mischief.
08:00Okay, okay.
08:01I'm sorry.
08:02I'm just so frazzled today.
08:04A friend of mine is staying with me and her two girls are absolute monsters.
08:06I don't suppose I could borrow your gun.
08:10To shoot the children?
08:12I was joking.
08:14So was I.
08:16I'm sorry I blocked your car.
08:20Well, I'm sorry that I got into yours.
08:24I'll tell that to the judge.
08:25I'm sure you'll get off with community service.
08:28Wait.
08:31What?
08:32I'm still joking.
08:47No!
08:51Gabby?
08:55Oh, right.
08:56Girls, no running!
08:58Is that all you're gonna do?
08:59Of course not.
09:01Next time I'll trip one of them.
09:02Or perhaps you could try taking a firmer hand.
09:05Oh, please.
09:06I've tried everything.
09:07I even bought them a puppy just so I could threaten to kill it.
09:10They asked if they could watch.
09:11Well, I can't take it anymore.
09:13Would you mind if I talk to them?
09:14Perhaps hearing it from somebody else would make a difference.
09:19What are you saying, Brie?
09:21You think you're a better mother than me?
09:23Well, not to cast aspersions on tripping and killing puppies, but there are other approaches.
09:28Okay, Mother Superior.
09:30You think you can get those girls to behave?
09:32Be my guest.
09:37Oh, and if the little one charges, move.
09:39It's like someone dropping a sack of flour off the Empire State Building.
09:43Girls, I need to talk to you.
09:45Not now.
09:46We're playing death match.
09:47We do not fight in this house with pillows made of hand-dyed silk.
09:51Now, I'm gonna count to three.
09:52One.
09:54Two.
09:55Do you know what happens after three?
09:57Four.
09:58Put the pillows down.
10:03Now, I am sure you've heard the expression, my house, my rules.
10:06No.
10:07Well, there is an expression, my house, my rules.
10:09And as long as you're staying here with me, you will behave properly.
10:12You will mind your manners.
10:14You will do your chores.
10:15You will listen when spoken to.
10:18And...
10:19Where are they going?
10:20Hm?
10:21I wasn't paying attention.
10:23What were you telling them?
10:24Girls, get back here!
10:29Don't smirk.
10:31The key to discipline is consistency, and I will not give up.
10:36Neither will they, Bree.
10:38Neither will they.
10:45Wow.
10:45If I knew Tom was working with so many handsome rich men, I would have worn a lower top.
10:49Lower?
10:50I think you would call that a belt.
10:52But you look at this.
10:53He's kept us waiting 45 minutes.
10:55Good to see being married to the boss gave us the leg up.
10:58If he keeps us waiting any longer, I know two leads that won't be going up.
11:04Sorry about the wait.
11:05I just got off the phone with London.
11:06Close to deal worth 10 million dollars.
11:09Phyllis!
11:11Okay, ladies, I have 15 minutes and they are all yours.
11:13That is all we need.
11:17The overall look we're going for is very warm and inviting.
11:21We're thinking soft wood, an overstuffed linen sofa.
11:25That sounds great, but I already know what I want.
11:28Put that out of a magazine.
11:32This is Donald Trump's office.
11:34Isn't it cool?
11:36I love that desk.
11:37Black marble and chrome.
11:38And look at that samurai sword and those dragon lamps.
11:44I'm sorry, are you planning to take over the world with your death ray?
11:47I think this is impressive.
11:50But it's not you.
11:51You'd need a telephone book to sit behind that desk.
11:54Lynette, this is what our client wants.
11:56Thank you, Renee.
11:58You know, when Doug played for the Yankees, the Donald invited us on his yacht all the time.
12:03I'll just call his assistant and find out where they got the desk.
12:06The Donald.
12:08You're wondering if you can pull off the Tom, aren't you?
12:11No.
12:12Good.
12:13Because the idea of you in an office like this is totally workable.
12:17Why don't we get some pieces in here over the weekend and you can take a look on Monday.
12:21Now that is the attitude I like.
12:23Can do.
12:25I have a meeting.
12:26Great work, everyone.
12:28See, Phyllis on the way out, she'll validate your parking.
12:31Wow, that was easy.
12:32I know a place that has these fabulous chrome and steel pieces.
12:35We're not doing that.
12:36Why not?
12:37Because that's not Tom.
12:39He's definitely a soft wood kind of guy.
12:41Okay, lesson one.
12:43Tom is the client.
12:44If he wants a big shot office, he gets it.
12:47And lesson two.
12:48No man wants to be referred to as soft wood.
12:53Felicia, what are you doing here?
12:55I'm sorry to drop by without calling.
12:57Is this a bad time?
12:59Yeah, it is.
13:00I'm in the middle of cooking dinner.
13:02Of course.
13:04I just...
13:06I was missing Beth so much and then I remembered that part of her was still alive somewhere.
13:13Could you spare a few minutes for a woman who lost her only child?
13:18Sure.
13:19Come in.
13:22Smells good.
13:24It's for Paul. Chicken pot pie.
13:27Right.
13:27You said you were cooking for him.
13:30That's so thoughtful.
13:32Well, just trying to be a good friend.
13:34I hope that we can be friends too.
13:37You do?
13:38You and me?
13:40Friends?
13:40I know what you're thinking.
13:42What I did to Paul was horrible, but thank God he's forgiven me and now I just want things back
13:47to normal.
13:48I even got this glove so people wouldn't be put off by me.
13:53What, you mean the finger thing?
13:55Oh, people hardly notice it.
13:57But the glove is good.
14:00Oh.
14:02What's wrong?
14:03I get these migraines.
14:06Could I trouble you for some aspirin?
14:08Sure.
14:09Hang on.
14:15Mmm.
14:17This smells wonderful.
14:22I wouldn't begin to know how to make a pot pie.
14:25Well, the crust is store bought.
14:28Don't tell Paul, okay?
14:30Don't you worry.
14:32I know how to keep a secret.
14:44With repeated small doses of the toxin, death is both slow and agonizing.
14:50What did I tell you, dear?
14:52It's so much better than a bullet.
14:56Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting.
14:58These are followed by metabolic acidosis and cardiovascular dysfunction.
15:04He'll think it's his heart.
15:06As if he had one.
15:09And finally, acute renal failure.
15:13And...
15:14Death.
15:18And you know the best part.
15:20I couldn't get near Paul's food if it weren't for you.
15:24Or at least that last little piece of you that's still alive in Susan.
15:30It just goes to show.
15:33You may be gone.
15:37But we're still one heck of a team.
15:41We're still one heck of a team.
15:47And we'll see you next week.
15:48Thanks.
15:57Thanks, thanks, thanks.
16:22Susan, how's he doing?
16:24I don't get it.
16:25He just keeps getting worse and worse.
16:27I think I'm going to have to start bringing him breakfast, too.
16:30You're a good friend.
16:38Daddy, I missed you so much.
16:40I missed you, too.
16:42Why don't you guys go watch out for daddy?
16:44Come on.
16:47So, tomorrow after school, they come back to me, right?
16:51Right.
16:57Carlos, how did we get here?
16:59We're talking like a divorced couple.
17:03What do you want me to say?
17:04Just tell me how long this is going to go on.
17:08How long are you going to be friends with Brie?
17:10Carlos.
17:11Because that is how long it's going to go on.
17:18What are you doing?
17:19Giving my plant a drink.
17:24Why do you hate Mommy so much?
17:27I don't hate Mommy.
17:30I just...
17:31I'm mad at something Brie did.
17:33What did she do?
17:36Well...
17:36It's kind of a grown-up thing, honey.
17:38You guys say that about everything you don't want to talk about.
17:44You're right.
17:46Sit.
17:55You know Grandma died.
17:59But you never heard the story of how it happened.
18:05Hey, have you seen our bank statement?
18:07I'm in the middle of a quiz.
18:09Well, I think you might like this a lot better than...
18:11Are you having enough orgasms?
18:16Oh!
18:17I just had one.
18:19We actually have money.
18:21We paid all of our bills and we have money left over.
18:24Well, the insurance is covering your surgery 100%.
18:26Add that to the money you want playing poker.
18:28By the way, don't do that again.
18:29And we're finally out of the hole.
18:31In fact, we can afford to move back into our old house.
18:35Oh, that would be great.
18:38But we can't until Paul's ready to leave.
18:40Well, he might be ready a little sooner if his new best buddy asked him.
18:45Mike.
18:46I'm not going to do that to Paul.
18:49Think of what he's been through.
18:50He's a wreck.
18:52Well, maybe moving out of a house filled with memories of Beth would be good for him.
18:57Am I supposed to believe that you are suddenly interested in Paul's well-being?
19:02Look, I don't like the guy.
19:03I never will.
19:05But as long as you're taking him under your wing, why can't we get something out of it?
19:13So.
19:15Now do you understand why I'm so upset?
19:18I know it's a complicated story.
19:20Do you have any questions?
19:21No, Daddy.
19:22Okay.
19:24I'm going to go grab my wallet and we are going to go get pizza.
19:32Celia, come here.
19:35You know what Daddy just told me?
19:39Brie killed Grandma.
20:00Hello, girls.
20:01Did you have a nice time at your father's last night?
20:04Uh-huh.
20:06Well, now that you're back at my house, I'd like to try once again to discuss my rules.
20:10Would that be okay?
20:14Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
20:26Oh, hello, Kathy.
20:28What is this?
20:29Juanita's helping me make dinner.
20:31Good job.
20:32Now, after you're done washing the Brussels sprouts, you can help me set the table.
20:36Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
20:43Brussels sprouts.
20:44You do know the girls are eating here tonight?
20:47Yes.
20:47Don't they like Brussels sprouts?
20:49Sure.
20:49As projectiles?
20:51Well, they'll eat them tonight.
20:52Or no cupcakes.
20:55You actually left those out in plain sight?
20:57Have you learned nothing?
20:58You could lose the sideboard.
20:59Oh, they won't touch them.
21:00Not till I tell them they can.
21:06Thank you for straightening up, Celia.
21:08Now, would you please help your sister in the kitchen?
21:13Okay.
21:14What the hell did you do to them?
21:15Oh, I simply sat them down and explained what I expected of them while they're staying here.
21:20Oh, cut the crap, Bandicamp.
21:21Did you give them drugs?
21:22Threaten them?
21:23Children don't respond to threats.
21:24They respond to structure provided with a firm hand.
21:27So you hit them?
21:29If you stick to my system, by the time you take these girls back to Carlos, they'll be perfectly behaved.
21:33You're welcome.
21:43Hey, sweetie.
21:44You can relax.
21:45You went upstairs.
21:47No, I have to get this done.
21:55Do you want a cupcake?
21:58Mrs. Vandicamp says those are for after dinner.
22:02Well, Mrs. Vandicamp isn't here.
22:08And I love this more than you and Celia.
22:10But if the three of you fell in a pool and I could only save two,
22:13one of you would finally get her own room.
22:17Here.
22:19Sneak this upstairs.
22:20Eat it later.
22:21No, thanks.
22:22I'll have an apple.
22:26What did she do to you?
22:28How did she break you?
22:37Okay.
22:38Those go right in front of the desk.
22:40Yes, ma'am.
22:41And watch the...
22:42Yeah.
22:43Uh, what's going on?
22:45I told the movers to be here at 11.
22:46Yeah, I made a teensy change.
22:49And this is not the furniture I ordered.
22:52Again.
22:53Teensy change.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:06I can't believe you did this behind my back.
23:08We're supposed to be a team.
23:10I almost bought you coffee this morning without you even asking.
23:13But you didn't.
23:14Yeah, and I felt bad about it.
23:16Till now.
23:18I've got two dragon lamps in my car.
23:19What the hell am I supposed to do with those?
23:21I'm sorry, but trust me, I'm saving us time.
23:24How?
23:25Tom said what he wants.
23:26Tom said what he thinks he wants.
23:28I know what he really wants.
23:30And you have to admit, it looks pretty good, doesn't it?
23:33All comfy and cozy.
23:35Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for.
23:38All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.
24:01Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:07You're just having a nightmare.
24:08Honest.
24:09Everything's okay.
24:16They won't come out.
24:17Not even for you?
24:18Nope.
24:18That's how scared you got them.
24:20I swear I didn't do anything.
24:22I went in to check on them and they got hysterical.
24:24Carlos, it's me.
24:25Where are you?
24:26The girls won't come out for anyone except their daddy.
24:31It's about time!
24:34Okay, Carlos.
24:35Who the hell are you?
24:37Detective Vance, Fairview PD.
24:39We got a 911 call from two girls who said that their mom's crazy friend is trying to kill them.
24:44What?
24:46Hello again.
24:48I guess you found someone to loan you that gun.
25:03Okay.
25:04I spoke with the girls.
25:06They're pretty sure that Mrs. Vandekamp here was trying to murder them.
25:11Well, that's preposterous.
25:13Why would they say such a thing?
25:14Well, that's not all they said.
25:16Gabby!
25:19What's with the panic phone calls?
25:20It's nothing.
25:21The girls got all freaked out and called the police.
25:24Freaked out about what?
25:25Are you the father?
25:26Yeah, Carlos Solis.
25:27Detective Vance.
25:28Mr. Solis, did you tell your daughter that Mrs. Vandekamp killed your mother?
25:38Did you tell her that, sir?
25:45I think I know what this is.
25:48Me and the girls were talking about my mother's death.
25:51And I said being apart from their mom felt almost as bad.
25:54And I said that I blame Bree for that.
25:59They must have gotten confused.
26:02Yeah, well, don't be mad at them.
26:04It's hard on kids when the parents are apart.
26:07It's actually kind of funny if you think about it.
26:10I mean, not funny.
26:12Funny.
26:13Sad.
26:14Funny.
26:14Daddy!
26:15Hey, girls.
26:18I'm so sorry to have dragged you out here in the middle of the night.
26:21No problem.
26:21I hope everything, you know, works out.
26:24Let me walk you to your car.
26:25Let's go pack your stuff.
26:26I'm taking you home.
26:36I'm glad you didn't kill someone.
26:38I'd have felt pretty dumb for not arresting you when I had the chance.
26:42Tell me something.
26:43When someone calls 911, don't they usually just send a patrolman?
26:47I was a dispatch when the call came through.
26:49When I heard the address, I said I'll take it.
26:55I wanted to see you again.
26:57Really?
26:58About what?
27:00Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman.
27:02Here's my card.
27:03If you see anything suspicious, I want you to call me.
27:06Okay.
27:07Or even if you don't.
27:11What is it about you?
27:12I never have a clue what you're thinking.
27:15I'm a detective.
27:16I find clues.
27:18I don't give them.
27:20Good night, citizen.
27:23Good night, detective.
27:32They are almost unpacking.
27:34I can't believe you told them.
27:37Juanita wanted to know why we were fighting.
27:38I told her the truth.
27:39Great.
27:39So now they think Mommy walked out on Daddy to live with the lady that killed Grandma?
27:44Well, that is kind of what you did.
27:46And I never said that Brie killed their grandma.
27:48I said that she helped the person who did kill her get away with it.
27:52Yes.
27:52She was protecting her child, which is exactly what we'd do if I was our kid in trouble.
27:56Families stick together.
27:58Then why are you living here?
28:00Why did you pick Brie over me?
28:07Carlos, thank you for not saying anything in front of that policeman.
28:11You think I did this for you?
28:13I just assumed...
28:13That was for Andrew.
28:15He was a kid when all this happened.
28:16You weren't.
28:17Okay, lay off her, Carlos.
28:18She's apologized again and again.
28:19Well, I don't forgive her.
28:20And as long as you're taking her side, I don't forgive you either.
28:26We're ready, Daddy.
28:27Let's go home.
28:34I'm sorry.
28:35I just keep waiting for this to blow over.
28:38We have to face it, Gabby.
28:39This is never going to blow over.
28:43So what am I going to do?
28:46You're going to go home to your husband?
28:48I feel guilty enough about Carlos losing his mother.
28:51I will not be responsible for him losing his wife.
28:57That means you and me.
29:01Yeah.
29:03I know.
29:10I'll call you, okay?
29:12Please.
29:13Don't.
29:22These look delicious.
29:24Nicely done.
29:25Well, I had help.
29:27I just stirred the batter.
29:29A very important job.
29:31So you get to try the first one.
29:34No.
29:36I don't want to spoil my dinner.
29:38Please.
29:39I want to know that they taste good.
29:41And I'm allergic to nuts.
29:46Well, I guess that makes me the guinea pig.
29:56Best I've ever tasted.
30:02But not good enough to finish?
30:05They're terrible, aren't they?
30:07You know what?
30:08I'm going to toss these and start again.
30:10No, you can't.
30:11I just didn't want to break my diet.
30:15But who can resist with these?
30:21They're really good?
30:24Like nothing I have ever eaten.
30:28I'm going to get you some milk to wash that down.
30:30No, I can't stay.
30:31I need to go buy a new handbag.
30:37What's wrong with that one?
30:49My keys.
31:04You're not still mad at me, are you?
31:07No.
31:07I'm good.
31:09Because I think we're going to see a happy client walk out of his new office.
31:16Any second now.
31:18No.
31:19No.
31:20No.
31:20No.
31:21You too.
31:28I love it!
31:29You do?
31:31Love it!
31:31You do!
31:33Hey!
31:34Well, you live with someone for 25 years, you might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
31:38Come on.
31:50But that's not where we told him to put the desk.
31:54You're right, Lynette.
31:57What are you talking about?
31:58It's perfect right here.
31:59I mean, look at this.
32:01The only way it could be more intimidating is if flames shot out of it.
32:06Is there any way that we could...
32:09Nah, forget it.
32:10And what is it about leather that just says, I own your ass?
32:15Oh, I'm out of order?
32:17No, you're out of order.
32:18Get out!
32:21So you really like this?
32:22But I love it!
32:23You know, I was a little worried about how this was going to work out, but you came through.
32:27I mean, you captured it.
32:29It's amazing.
32:30I'll tell you what's amazing.
32:31The rug that we haven't put down yet.
32:33Let's get to that show.
32:38Hey, how could you do that?
32:42Do what?
32:42Make our customer happy?
32:44Oh, he's kidding himself.
32:45That testosterone trap is not Tom.
32:47Maybe it's not the Tom who's been pitching it with Carpool the past few years, but the Tom who's running
32:51this company?
32:52Yeah, it is.
32:53And you need to accept that.
32:57You're not going to accept that.
32:59No.
33:05You cannot be serious.
33:06What are you talking about?
33:09This.
33:10This whole master of the universe playroom.
33:14I thought you liked it.
33:17I hate it.
33:19Then why did you do it this way?
33:22I didn't.
33:23I had a whole other office in here.
33:25Then Renee came and changed it.
33:28Then good for Renee.
33:29At least one of you gets me.
33:30Tom.
33:32This office is not who you are.
33:35You're a great down-to-earth guy.
33:37Not some jerk that has to show people how powerful he is.
33:41I am powerful.
33:44And I do need to show it.
33:46I am surrounded by gunslinger kids who'd steal this job in a heartbeat if they weren't a little scared of
33:51me.
33:52I have a role to play.
33:54And I play it damn well.
33:56And I'm sorry if that threatens you.
34:00It doesn't threaten me.
34:01I just don't want to lose the guy I married.
34:04Oh, you mean Tom the screw-up?
34:06The one who couldn't make a go of the pizza parlor?
34:08The one you could always put your arm around at the end of the day and say,
34:11It's okay, honey.
34:12I'll get us through.
34:13Don't make it sound like I'm not glad you're succeeding, because I am.
34:17You say that.
34:17You say that all the time.
34:19But I am waiting for a sign to see that you actually mean it.
34:22And I thought this office was that sign.
34:25I mean, I walked in here and I thought,
34:26How great is this?
34:29She gets it.
34:30She's happy.
34:31She's proud of me.
34:34My mistake.
34:41Yeah?
34:42Ed next.
34:43You in?
34:47Yes.
34:48Wait, we can't end the conversation like this.
34:52I have to take this call.
34:58Hey, Eddie.
34:59How are you?
35:01What, are you kidding?
35:03The chance to kick your ass at golf and take your money?
35:06You don't have to ask me twice.
35:09Tuesday works.
35:11Yeah, I'll let you hit from the ladies' tees.
35:13Ha.
35:14Ha.
35:14Ha.
35:25No good, huh?
35:26No.
35:26I'm just not very hungry these days.
35:29Are you okay?
35:30A little dizzy.
35:31Sit.
35:33I'll clean up.
35:39Oh, um, you took down best painting?
35:42Yeah.
35:43Some days it's nice to be reminded of her, but others, it's too many memories.
35:50Hey, um, do you ever think living in this house might be one of the reasons you feel so bad?
35:57Maybe you could use a change of scenery?
36:00You mean leave Fairview?
36:01No, no, no.
36:02Just this house.
36:04I couldn't do that to you.
36:06Where are you going to find another tenant?
36:11Ready to move back in.
36:18I'm an idiot.
36:20What?
36:22Very impressive, Susan.
36:24I actually thought you gave a damn about me.
36:27What are you talking about?
36:28Of course I do.
36:29Bringing me food, checking in on me.
36:31It was a masterful performance.
36:33It must have been hard being patient, though.
36:36Not show your hand too soon.
36:38You don't give a crap about me.
36:40It's this house you love.
36:41No, Paul.
36:42That's not true.
36:43I swear, Mike suggested it, and I...
36:45Mike?
36:46Of course he's in on it.
36:47I bet you had a hell of a time planning out the whole thing.
36:51I knew nobody in the street cared about me.
36:53But for you to pretend you did just to get something out of me, that makes you the worst
36:56one of all.
36:57Oh, Paul, please.
36:59Leave me alone.
37:01First time I mean it.
37:10People do good deeds for many reasons.
37:15But sometimes, good deeds have bad consequences.
37:22Correcting a colleague's mistake could breed resentment.
37:29Opening one's home to a friend can damage that friendship.
37:36Trying to bring a spouse closer might push her further away.
37:44That's why there's an old expression about helping people.
37:47No good deed goes unpunished.
37:57Parts of the show.
37:58Sponsored by Mark.
37:58You want to be in a friend's house?
37:58What did you do?
38:12My friend.
38:13Go.
38:14I will.