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00:03Tom Scavo was depressed, and his wife had done everything she could to cheer him up.
00:13She had made his favorite meals.
00:18She had told her funniest jokes.
00:22She'd even worn her sexiest lingerie.
00:28But nothing worked.
00:33Finally, Lynette insisted her husband go to the doctor.
00:39Unfortunately, what he came home with was a prescription for trouble.
00:45Anti-anxiety medication? This is what he gave you?
00:48Dr. Weiler says it will help.
00:49He spent 20 minutes with you.
00:51Lynette.
00:52And let me guess, did he write this with a pen that has the drug company's name on it?
00:55I need this medicine.
00:57Then take it, but I gotta tell you, those drugs scare the crap out of me.
01:02I gotta do something. I'm so tired of feeling this way.
01:05But you've gone through rough patches before. You could come out of it.
01:08So, wait around to get better? That's your answer? You don't know what it's like inside my head?
01:14Okay, you're right. I'm sorry. Hey, hey.
01:18Remember when Susan kept having all those headaches? Who was that guy that she went to? Dr. Ross?
01:24How is he going to be any different?
01:26He's holistic. He tries to stay away from heavy meds. Susan loved him.
01:30And if he says I should be on this?
01:32Then you have a second opinion.
01:34Whatever he says, I'll go with it.
01:46Well, I saw Dr. Ross.
01:49Oh, I'm so glad.
01:52Did you like him?
01:54Loved him.
01:56And you were right. He doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals.
01:59He only prescribes stuff that's totally herbal and natural.
02:02That is fantastic.
02:04So, what did he suggest?
02:07Medical marijuana.
02:11Yes.
02:12Tom Scavo had been battling depression.
02:15But he was now facing a much bigger battle with his wife.
02:25Happiness.
02:26It's something we all want.
02:29And so, we search for it.
02:34Little girls find it in the taste of chocolate.
02:39Well-dressed men discover it at their local mall.
02:45Teenage boys experience it when talking to a pretty girl.
02:52And then, there are housewives, who simply can't be happy until they've learned everything they can.
03:00About the newest neighbor on the block.
03:05Hello.
03:06Hi, so sorry to interrupt.
03:08This will just take a second.
03:10We wanted to officially welcome you to the neighborhood.
03:13Oh.
03:14This is my friend Lynette and Susan.
03:15And I was telling them about you.
03:17And we just had to meet you.
03:18Immediately.
03:20That's so sweet.
03:22You're my landlady, right?
03:23Yes, but I really want you to think of me as a friend.
03:27Are those pictures hung on the wall with nails?
03:28Oh, sorry.
03:29We wanted to invite you to our weekly poker game.
03:31Shoot.
03:32I don't know how to play poker.
03:34Oh, don't worry.
03:34We'll teach you.
03:36Does that ficus tree have a saucer underneath?
03:38Because those are hardwood floors.
03:39And while you're learning all about Texas Hold'em, we'll learn all about you.
03:43Aw.
03:44That sounds fun.
03:45Ha, ha, ha.
03:50Okay, well, uh, we should be going.
03:52We'll see you later.
03:53Okay.
03:53Bye.
03:54Bye.
03:56Bye.
03:56Bye.
03:57Bye.
03:58Bye.
04:00What did those women want?
04:01They invited me to play cards with them.
04:04But they were just being friendly.
04:06On this street, never confuse being nosy with being friendly.
04:10They were digging for dirt.
04:14So, do you not want me to go?
04:16No, no.
04:17You will go.
04:18Give them all sorts of meaningless information.
04:21And hopefully, they'll start to think of you as a friend.
04:24But if you don't like them, why do you want me to be friends with them?
04:30In time, it will be useful.
04:41Where's the pen?
04:42Don't you want to read it first?
04:44Why?
04:45Did a nurse get drunk and swap it with a different document?
04:47By signing this, Mr. Solis, you are agreeing not to bring any legal action against this hospital.
04:52Do you understand?
04:54And in return, you will stop searching for the other family.
04:56Do you understand?
05:03Don.
05:04Gabby.
05:09Babe, we talked about this.
05:11We don't know how this other family will react, and we need to protect Juanita.
05:15I am sorry, Gabrielle.
05:17I can only imagine how you must feel.
05:22You can't begin to imagine how I feel.
05:25The only person who could is the woman who has my daughter.
05:30If signing can spare her this pain, then I will do it.
05:43I love it.
05:46So now I get the feeling you don't love it.
05:48Okay, I don't love it.
05:49It's just so yellow.
05:51Trust me, this will be great.
05:54Besides, when you're in the room, nobody's looking at the walls anyway.
05:59Well, you certainly know how to sell yellow.
06:02Hello.
06:03Excuse me.
06:07I hear you're getting divorced.
06:10And good morning to you.
06:13I'm getting divorced, too.
06:15So we both need guys.
06:16I'm thinking we should hang.
06:18I don't know how much Lynette has told you about me, but I'm really not one for hanging.
06:22Look, one woman at a bar is just sad.
06:24But two, and it's girls' night out.
06:26So what do you say?
06:27You up for a little stud hunting?
06:30That's a lovely offer, but I think I'm going to pass.
06:32Oh, come on.
06:34We've got to get back in the game.
06:35Cut loose.
06:36Let our hair down.
06:38That hair does come down, doesn't it?
06:42Really, Renee?
06:42That is just not how I like to meet men.
06:44Well, how else are you going to meet him?
06:45Sitting around your house?
06:50You'd be surprised.
06:53You met someone already?
06:55Maybe.
06:57Wow.
06:58A beautiful, classy woman who can get a man without leaving the house.
07:03I don't see us being friends.
07:09I don't know how everything gets so dirty in here.
07:15Uh-oh.
07:17Is that a piece of lint?
07:21Oh, no.
07:23It got my apron.
07:26I better sign off before I'm completely naked.
07:30See you tomorrow, boys.
07:36I'm busy.
07:37Honey, it's Maxine.
07:39Oh.
07:43A star is born.
07:46Did you watch?
07:47Oh, not only did I watch, I quelled.
07:49I have to admit, I am sort of getting into it.
07:52That whole thing with the vacuum just came to me.
07:54Well, that's how it happens with the great ones.
07:56Oops.
07:57Here's a bonus for you.
08:00Whoa.
08:01What's this for?
08:02Well, it's a little something I do for the girl who gets the most hits in a month.
08:06You just unseated Stacey Strauss, and with the caboose on her, that's not easy.
08:11Oh, Maxine, you're so good to me.
08:14You know what?
08:15Mike and I are finally starting to save some money.
08:17Well, don't save it all.
08:19Buy yourself something nice.
08:20You deserve it.
08:22Oh, by the way, have you decided what you're going to do for tomorrow's show?
08:26I'm in a damp mop in bikini briefs.
08:28Oh, are you trying to make me cry?
08:31Bye, doll.
08:35This is a great sandwich.
08:37What's in it?
08:38Oh, it's nothing.
08:40Just a little parma ham cured by Italian monks and some cave-aged gruyere.
08:44And of course, I make my own thick mustard.
08:47Cooking is a passion of mine.
08:48Of course, it's not much fun cooking for one.
08:51So, um, if you're free this weekend...
08:54Babe, you gotta try this sandwich.
08:56It rocks.
08:57This is my boss, Mrs. Vandekamp.
08:59This is Stephanie, my girlfriend.
09:00You have a girlfriend?
09:03Of course you have a girlfriend who's young and pretty.
09:08Nice to meet you.
09:10I'm sorry, Brie.
09:11What were you about to ask me?
09:13Oh, it wasn't important.
09:15Enjoy your sandwich.
09:25Let the stud hunt begin.
09:42Come on, come on.
09:43We gotta get started.
09:45You okay?
09:47Oh, yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50That's my guards.
09:51When I was eight, Daddy left Mama and we're pretty much alone.
09:54Most of my friends, they're stuffed or plastic.
09:57Of course, they were always Mama's boyfriends.
09:59But as soon as I'd learn their names, Mama would kick them out
10:01and there'd be a new toothbrush in the bathroom.
10:04Uh, let me know if I'm sharing too much.
10:07No, not at all.
10:10Keep pouring the chardonnay.
10:11She's cracking like an egg.
10:12Okay, quarter ante.
10:15So, Beth, how did you and Paul meet anyway?
10:17Oh, I don't want to bore you.
10:19We won't be bored.
10:21More chardonnay?
10:22Mm.
10:24Well, I saw his picture in the paper during his trial
10:27and there was just something about those eyes that spoke to me.
10:31What about the headline?
10:32Arrested for murder.
10:33That didn't speak to you?
10:35I'll admit, that gave me pause.
10:37But then we started corresponding
10:38and I discovered what a wonderful man Paul really is.
10:43Brie, let's forget about hitting the clubs tomorrow night.
10:45Clearly all the best guys are on death row.
10:47Well, hey, you can't help who you fall in love with, right?
10:51Paul's a real lady killer.
10:55We always fogged up the plexiglass with that one.
11:00Well, it's good that you can laugh about it.
11:02The thing is, in my heart, I always knew he was innocent.
11:07And I was right.
11:13Well, he is.
11:16Yeah, so let's play cards.
11:29What are you doing?
11:32Preparing to take my medicine.
11:34I've heard that an increase in appetite is a possible side effect,
11:37so I'm taking the necessary precautions.
11:39Necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodles?
11:42I've never smoked pot before, so I want to be prepared.
11:47Headphones?
11:47Pink Floyd.
11:48Apparently it complements the medicinal properties of, uh, blueberry bliss.
11:53Listen to you.
11:55You are loving this.
11:57Tom, the college nerd, gets to finally smoke pot and be cool?
12:00Hey, I was plenty cool in college.
12:03The only reason I didn't smoke back then
12:05was because I signed the abstinence pledge with my Dungeons & Dragons club.
12:11So, what do you say?
12:13Care to join me out back behind the garage for a little doobage?
12:18Doobage?
12:19That's what you're calling your medicine now?
12:21Come on, you need to take this seriously.
12:23I am.
12:25Really?
12:26Because I'm pretty sure I've never asked you to join me behind the garage to split a mitle.
12:30You said you would go with this.
12:33I know, but how is it going to look to the kids?
12:35I don't want them seeing their dad stoned.
12:38Oh, you don't have to worry about them seeing me stoned.
12:41Look, they'll never know.
12:46Yeah.
12:48Hey, then.
13:12So, what do you want to do Saturday night?
13:14Well, I was thinking that we could go to Shea Naomi.
13:19Isn't our price range more Shea Chicken Hut?
13:21Mike, it's our anniversary.
13:23Besides, we've been working really hard.
13:25We deserve it.
13:28Okay, but bring your big purse because you're taking the dinner rolls home.
13:35So, Shea Naomi, huh?
13:38Expensive place.
13:39Yeah, yeah, I guess it is.
13:42Must be nice.
13:44Um, have we met?
13:46I'm in 1B, Susan Delfino.
13:48Oh, I know who you are.
13:50I'm 1F, Stacy Strauss.
13:56Oh, you're one of Maxine's.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Well, it's nice to meet you.
14:01I guess we kind of do the same thing.
14:04Oh, sometimes we do exactly the same thing.
14:07What does that mean?
14:08I keep an eye on the competition.
14:10You lifted one of my moves.
14:12No, I didn't.
14:13You expect me to believe you just woke up one day and decided to put a feather duster in your
14:17mouth?
14:17You do that?
14:19It's my signature bit, and you stole it.
14:23I swear, I don't watch the other girls perform.
14:27Okay, so I guess it's just a coincidence.
14:30Well, here's another coincidence.
14:31You're getting the big bonus check, and I'm not.
14:33But that's not really what you'd call a coincidence.
14:37That's really more...
14:38All right, college.
14:39Just keep the duster out of your mouth.
14:44And watch your back.
14:53Everything okay?
14:55Oh, yeah.
14:58I am wasted.
15:03Really?
15:04I am Lucy in the sky high.
15:09Wow.
15:11So, this must be pretty intense for you.
15:16Whoa.
15:17And don't forget, tomorrow we have to trombone 3D banana patch.
15:22Remember?
15:24Man, this is really strong stuff.
15:27Snow shovel.
15:30Exactly.
15:33You know, I was just upstairs watching Paige sleep with her little fingers and her little toes.
15:41I must have watched her for like an hour.
15:44She's just so perfect, and I am so lucky.
15:49I couldn't feel happier than I do right now.
15:52Oh.
15:54I'm just so happy it's working.
15:55Yeah.
16:00What do you think?
16:01Does this say happy anniversary, Mike?
16:03I'll love you forever?
16:04No.
16:04I think it says credit card declined.
16:06Aren't you and Mike on a budget?
16:08Yeah.
16:09But things are starting to turn around lately.
16:12I've been selling a lot of my jewelry.
16:13Get out.
16:15Get out there and keep selling.
16:19Oh, hello, Silk.
16:22Oh, how I've missed your soft touch.
16:26I'm going to the dressing room.
16:27You two have fun.
16:29Mommy?
16:31Oh, you're not my mommy.
16:33Are you lost, sweetie?
16:34What's your name?
16:35Kiki?
16:36You scared me.
16:37I couldn't find you.
16:38I have a little girl, too.
16:40Sometimes I get distracted and wander off.
16:43Let's go.
16:46Wait!
16:50How old is she?
16:51Eight.
16:52My daughter's eight.
16:55When's your birthday?
16:56We've really got to go.
16:58Okay, but what hospital was she born in?
17:00Was it Fairview Memorial?
17:15Standing there in the mall, it just hit me.
17:17I can't spend the rest of my life wondering if every little girl I see is my daughter.
17:23Not knowing where she is, it's like my heart living outside of my body.
17:27I have to find her.
17:32Well, there's a private detective I work with, but Sanchez is a pretty common name.
17:35It's not surprising the hospital couldn't find him.
17:37I know something the hospital doesn't.
17:39When I was in labor, the other woman's mother came into my room by mistake and we got to talking.
17:44She lived in El Paso, and she was so excited to have her granddaughter baptized at Santa Maria's Church.
17:50That's going to help.
17:54So you think you can find her?
17:55We'll do our best.
17:57Carlos is on board with this, right?
18:00Absolutely.
18:10Okay, then give me ten porterhouse.
18:14Hey, I just came by to pick up my envelope for the week.
18:17Okay, inside.
18:18And don't listen to this conversation.
18:20It's about your Christmas gift.
18:22I'm buying all my girls' steaks.
18:24You got a preference?
18:26Whatever meat you put in my stocking will be fine.
18:29Oh, that sounds dirty.
18:31Use that.
18:33I'm back.
18:34What else have you got?
18:36A ribbon?
18:37I like it.
18:44Oh, is that a piece of lint?
18:50That's my bit.
18:51Maxine!
18:52What?
18:53I'm on with the meat guy.
18:55Yeah, but Stacy Strauss is stealing my vacuum bit.
18:59Oh, my God.
19:01Well, if she's going to do that, at least teach her how to use the nozzle.
19:08Wow.
19:23Hey there, I'm ready to party.
19:26Are you?
19:27Because you look like you're ready to tour the Reagan Library.
19:30This is a cocktail cardigan.
19:31Look closely.
19:32The buttons are shiny.
19:34Where's your closet?
19:37I have never seen so many sweater sets.
19:40Are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?
19:43There is nothing wrong with my clothing.
19:45Brie, you're going to a hot young club full of hot young people.
19:49You need to dress the part.
19:50Well, I happen to find it distasteful when mutton is dressed as lamb.
19:55Look, when women go out clubbing, there's two ways they can pair up.
19:58Pretty girl, pretty girl, or pretty girl, grenade.
20:00Which do you want to be?
20:02Fine.
20:07Now we're getting somewhere.
20:08Love the plunging neckline.
20:11That's the back.
20:18Ugh, this place is dead.
20:21Really?
20:21I forgot we were in the sticks.
20:24Clearly everyone hooked up early so they could be home in time for a nightline.
20:27Actually, tonight's nightline sounds very interesting.
20:30It's about the genocide and we're...
20:31Hold on.
20:32Fresh talent at the end of the bar.
20:37Oh, that's my contractor.
20:40Well, call me a fixer-upper.
20:42Oh, don't bother.
20:44He's got a girlfriend.
20:45If I don't see her, she doesn't exist.
20:58What's so funny?
20:59My girlfriend's about to make a fool of herself.
21:01She's hitting on that guy and I happen to know he has a very beautiful, very young girlfriend.
21:06Talking about Keith?
21:07You know him?
21:08Yeah, and Stephanie dumped him this afternoon, which is why he's here, drowning his sorrows.
21:13What's so funny?
21:29What's so funny?
21:34What's so funny?
21:34What's so funny?
21:35What's so funny?
21:35What's so funny?
21:35What's so funny?
21:38What's so funny?
21:40What's so funny?
21:42What's so funny?
21:42I'm bagging I gotta work tomorrow boss is pretty strict good I mean yes I'm
21:50very straight to see you in the morning
21:58there you go that's how you bait the hook oh I won't need a ride I'm going
22:02home with Keith oh I don't think so he just left always pulling the car around
22:06they think I should play the I hate going into a dark house alone card or
22:11the more blatant I'm not wearing underwear cuz I'm not okay before you do
22:15anything hasty he just broke up with his girlfriend he's very fragile oh I'll be
22:21careful when I unwrap him Renee wait please don't go home with Keith why oh he's the
22:29one you like isn't he no I am I am thinking about you yeah come off like a
22:34slut oh gee then chip won't ask me to the problem
22:39Renee wait what about me oh it's getting late stay in the dim light and
22:43don't play hard to get
23:08Keith hi it's Bree I I don't know if you're in bed yet but I'm having a bit of an
23:13emergency
23:15oh thank you that's lovely
23:35why would somebody do something like this far be it for me to understand the minds of hooligans
23:43I'm so sorry to call you over here at this hour that's okay I wasn't doing anything special
23:51good I would love to show my appreciation I was wondering if perhaps one night this week I could
23:56make you dinner oh you mean like a date well we don't have to put a label on it just
24:05two adults eating
24:07food together calling it a date is quicker well I see no reason to argue shall we say 8 p
24:18.m. on Thursday
24:19okay
24:32you
24:39you
24:40you
24:40you
24:40you
24:41you
24:42you
24:50you
24:55mrs. McCluskey right
24:58yeah
24:58I was hoping I might see you at the girls poker game
25:02not anymore
25:03you get caught with a couple of aces in your bra and your band for life
25:07I couldn't help but notice they don't seem to like my husband very much
25:11do you know why that is
25:14nope nobody tells me anything
25:17mrs. McCluskey I really need to know
25:21okay fine they think he's a murderer
25:24but he was exonerated Felicia Tillman framed him
25:27yeah for that crime
25:29what do you mean
25:31before Felicia showed up around here her sister Martha was murdered
25:34and all due respect you're shacking up with suspect number one
25:39does everybody think that
25:42Felicia may be a few fingers short of a high five but if she's crazy we all are
25:55well that's enough dusting for today boys
25:58I guess all that's left is a little vacuuming
26:02oh yay
26:04get the vacuum
26:05uh oh
26:06I think I got some schmutz on my apron
26:10oh
26:11get that off
26:17oh I love this show
26:21oh
26:25hello boys
26:27for those of you who might be switching over from other channels
26:32welcome
26:33I have a very dirty apartment
26:41open up
26:42a little busy
26:44hey
26:49I know you did it
26:50did what?
26:52I don't know what you're talking about
26:53oh so you're not just a thief
26:54you're a liar
26:56be careful how you talk to me
26:59you gigantic freak
27:00oh I am about to slap that cheap blush right off your face
27:03is that supposed to scare me?
27:05man hands
27:07I'm gonna show you a whole new place to stick that feather duster
27:10well I'm sure wherever it is you copied the idea from watching me
27:14oh
27:16oh
27:18oh
27:19oh
27:20oh
27:24I need those bonus checks
27:25so do I
27:26you don't get it
27:27I am trying to get out of this business
27:28oh and you think I want to spend the rest of my life dusting in my underwear
27:31hey hey hey
27:34you're off camera
27:35roll left
27:38Maxine
27:39I'm so glad you're here
27:41what are you doing?
27:42she attacked me
27:43that's because she broke into my apartment
27:45hang on
27:46this isn't a bit
27:48no
27:48I was in the middle of doing my show and she burst in here and started hitting me
27:52did you do that?
27:54yeah but
27:55you know the rules Strauss
27:57you never ever interrupt a show
27:59now go to your room
28:00but I
28:01I said go
28:05you alright honey?
28:07yeah
28:07alright good
28:08I gotta call tech support
28:10I gotta call tech support
28:11you girls
28:11had so many hits
28:12it fried my router
28:19so
28:20a roving gang of hooligans destroyed your sprinklers?
28:25shameful isn't it?
28:26you know what I think?
28:27I think this is the handiwork of a lonely desperate woman
28:32you left out resourceful
28:34nobody steals a man out of my bed
28:38but you know what?
28:39I've been looking for a new hobby and taking you down is as good as any
28:44I think you'd be wise to stick to your original hobby of foregoing undergarments
28:50be seeing ya Brie
28:51looking forward to it
29:10Maxine says I can't go back online until I apologize to you so
29:15I apologize
29:17wow
29:18and I thought your acting was bad on the website
29:22fine
29:22I am sorry okay
29:24I shouldn't have stolen your bit
29:26what was going through your mind?
29:28I freaked out when I didn't get that bonus check
29:31see my family's in Virginia and I'm saving up to move back home
29:37yeah well I know what that's like
29:39and even with that extra money I always feel like I'm living week to week
29:43really?
29:45cause when I broke into your apartment I noticed that you had some awfully nice stuff
29:49flat screen TV
29:51closet full of new clothes
29:52I know
29:54probably shouldn't have bought all that
29:56but you know how it is
29:58every once in a while you want a little splurge
30:02yeah I get that
30:05but definitely by the end of the year I'm going to be out of here
30:09me too
30:09huh
30:11hey
30:13how long have you been doing this?
30:15um
30:16gosh
30:17I guess I'm going on six years
30:32hey um
30:33would you mind if we just stayed home and ordered Chinese for our anniversary?
30:39wait
30:39no suit?
30:41no tie?
30:42no pretentious Euro waiter listing specials that I can't understand?
30:46dang it Susan, why?
30:50seriously
30:51why'd you change your mind? I thought you wanted a little treat
30:54oh
30:55I think we should save that money
30:57and stay focused on what we're trying to do
31:00and we can have a fancy dinner and celebrate when we move back home
31:15I had a lovely time at the poker game the other day
31:18really?
31:20what's the neighborhood saying about me?
31:23well
31:25for starters
31:26a lot of people seem to think you killed
31:29what's her name? Martha something?
31:32Uber
31:34I guess Felicia Tillman spread her poison pretty wide
31:36I guess she did
31:39I'm not a murderer you know
31:41I know
31:44but I fell in love with you before I knew that so
31:47even if you were
31:50I'm always going to be on your side
31:54remember that
31:55remember that
32:02hey
32:06hey
32:07everything okay?
32:08you look a little
32:08it's been an intense couple weeks
32:11I'm sorry buddy
32:16what if I told you
32:19I could ease some of that stress
32:23you're not going to offer me a back rub are you?
32:26nope
32:30a mind rub
32:35so you got this from a doctor
32:37really cool doctor
32:39now
32:40I've got to warn you
32:42this stuff is chronic
32:43I got totally baked up this morning
32:46I did not have you baked as a stoner
32:48dude
32:50there is a lot that you don't know about me
32:53Tom?
32:54yeah?
32:55I hate to break this to you but
32:58this isn't pot
33:00tell me that
33:01in five minutes when we are soaring past the rings of Saturn
33:05trust me Cheech
33:06this is oregano
33:08no way
33:09I bought it at a legit dispensary
33:11then somebody must have switched it on you
33:12because the only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna
33:15who would do that?
33:20you!
33:21oh jeez you scared me
33:22I know what you did
33:26whatever do you mean?
33:28oh
33:29yeah
33:30that was me
33:33this isn't funny Lynette
33:35Tom
33:35you thought you were getting stoned on a pizza topping
33:38it's a little funny
33:39my sense of betrayal is huge at this moment
33:42well why don't you snort some baking powder
33:43you'll feel better
33:45I'm glad you're enjoying this
33:46glad you enjoy making a fool of me
33:50that was not my intention
33:54I only threw out the pot because I didn't think you needed it
33:57and you know I was right
33:59you got happy all on your own
34:00don't try to justify what you did by making it seem like some sort of master plan
34:05it wasn't a master plan
34:06I lucked out because for some reason while you were
34:10high on oregano
34:11you made a decision to live in the moment
34:14you stood over our daughter's crib and you let go of the stress and the fear
34:18and you focused on the good in your life
34:26but I am sorry I tricked you
34:29you're evil
34:31I should have expected it
34:37where are you going?
34:38to look at our beautiful daughter
34:42then I gotta turn that bong I made back into a lamp
35:00anything?
35:01we found them
35:02oh my god what'd they say?
35:04I haven't called them yet
35:05are you sure you still want to do this?
35:07what?
35:08yes of course
35:09Gabby you need to realize
35:10once we call these people and they know what's happened
35:13they'll change your family forever
35:19call them
35:29Juanita come in here
35:31I didn't do it
35:34I know
35:35I was putting on some makeup
35:37thought you might like some
35:39can you put the big fake eyelashes on me?
35:41of course
35:43and
35:44big rosy cheeks
35:49look how grown up you are
35:53before you know it you're going to be going to college
35:55have boyfriends
35:56get married
35:58I'm not getting married
36:00I don't want to leave you and daddy
36:02ever
36:06Juanita
36:08do you know how much I love you?
36:11to the moon and back
36:12to the moon and back
36:13that's right
36:19no matter what happens I will always love you to the moon and back
36:28hey Carlos I need to sit down with you and Gabby
36:32why?
36:33I just called the family
36:34got pretty intense
36:37what are you talking about?
36:41what are you talking about?
36:41and now in a selection from Dior's full line
36:44the world's newest supermodel
36:45Juanita
36:49hold the world in contempt
36:52that's it
36:53now you look like a model
36:55oh hi daddy
36:58hey Carlos
37:00what's wrong?
37:01I just spoke to Bob
37:03I just spoke to Bob
37:06Sadie
37:06why don't you go to your own
37:07I'll be there in a sec
37:12how could you have done this?
37:13Carlos
37:13we talked about this
37:14we agreed
37:16no you agreed
37:17you rushed me into signing that piece of paper
37:19without giving me a chance to think about what I was doing
37:21don't you understand what could happen?
37:22she is our flesh and blood and she's out there
37:24I need to know how she's doing
37:26I need to know she's okay
37:27and what if they want Juanita back?
37:30they can take her from us
37:32they can do that now
37:35they're not going to want to give up their own daughter
37:37we don't know that
37:38we don't know anything about them
37:40and you have no idea where you've started here
37:43mommy!
37:45coming sweetie
37:46if this ends badly
37:48I will never forgive you
37:50I mean it Gabrielle
37:52we're done
38:03happiness
38:04it's something everyone searches for
38:10some are sure they'll find it once they've moved back home
38:16some think they'll find it by making a new friend
38:21some hope to find it once they've defeated the competition
38:28then there are those who stop searching for happiness
38:31because they look up one day to discover
38:35it was right there in front of them all the time
38:39you
38:42you
38:43you