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00:02It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.
00:07This is how mothers came to invent playdates.
00:10So occasionally they could have a little time for themselves.
00:14If you need me, I'll be at the salon.
00:16But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation.
00:21Mothers like Lynette Scavo, who is no longer able to rest on weekends
00:26because her twins no longer receive playdate invitations.
00:30Ever since, they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly.
00:37And they had double-dared Sharon Chazen's boy to ride his bike blindfolded.
00:45And they had encouraged Lisa Siegman's boy to try an exciting new game called Toss the Brick.
00:52The Scavo twins had become persona non grata.
00:56And Lynette's secret dream of being able to ride his bike was growing dimmer and dimmer.
01:04Help!
01:07Until one day...
01:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:09Porter, press to knock it off, alright?
01:11Did you hear me?
01:11I said stop it!
01:12Stand up!
01:12Stand up!
01:14Come here!
01:15I'm so sorry.
01:17Did my son beat you up?
01:18No, we were beating them up.
01:20Is that true?
01:21Did they beat you up?
01:22Nah, it didn't hurt that much.
01:24Jimmy!
01:25P.G.
01:25What are you doing?
01:26What have I told you about ganging up on people?
01:29I am so sorry.
01:30I know, it's okay.
01:32You know, believe me, my boys can take care of themselves.
01:34If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills.
01:36No, not to worry.
01:37I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves.
01:43Really?
01:47What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house and letting them hang out with
01:50mine sometime?
01:55Time for herself.
01:57And play dates for her kids.
02:02I'm sorry, but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.
02:06It was fun!
02:08Play dates she was determined to keep.
02:11Well, they look fine to me.
02:14At all costs.
02:15Same time next week?
02:17Okay.
02:44Okay.
02:45How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
02:47Oh, Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram.
02:50Let me see.
02:50Oh.
02:51Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something.
02:54I don't think so.
02:55Oh, come on.
02:56That's a picture of your baby.
02:57You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited.
03:00Fine.
03:00I'm pregnant.
03:01Whee!
03:02Now, come on.
03:04You're supposed to be cheering up Susan.
03:06This is a time of crisis and I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip.
03:10Thanks.
03:10Susan.
03:11Why are you so eerily calm?
03:14Mike Delfino just dumped you.
03:15The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.
03:19Oh, come on.
03:20Trot her on out.
03:21She's fun to watch.
03:22Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty zen about the whole thing.
03:25Well, I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.
03:28No.
03:28I came between the man and his son.
03:31It was a huge betrayal.
03:32I can't even blame him for hating me.
03:34But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again.
03:37Exactly.
03:37You're a mother trying to protect her child.
03:39It's a natural impulse.
03:41Over the past couple of days,
03:43I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror,
03:45and I did not like what I saw.
03:47I'm with you.
03:48Here I am.
03:49I just think if I start acting like an adult for once,
03:52maybe, who knows,
03:54somewhere down the line Mike and I at least can be friends.
03:58Alright, you're not zen.
03:59You're numb.
04:00I'm fine.
04:03Do you got any pie?
04:05Not unless we made some.
04:07I can wait.
04:12Hello.
04:12Alright.
04:14So if you need us, we'll be at home just having a quiet evening.
04:21Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite.
04:23Well, don't forget next week it's our turn.
04:25We'll be taking Porter and...
04:26Preston?
04:27Preston off your hands all weekend.
04:28Rest assured we have not forgotten.
04:30See ya.
04:32Bye.
04:32Don't worry.
04:36Whoa, guys.
04:37Why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy?
04:39They're watching this dumb video they brought.
04:41It's boring.
04:42Well, you should be polite and watch it too.
04:44You know, they're your guests.
04:48Guys.
04:51Hey, guys.
04:52We got snacks.
04:55Good to go.
04:57Okay.
04:58Ready?
04:58Okay.
04:59Hang on now.
05:00I'm just getting up.
05:01Guys, what is this?
05:03Hey, Yubi.
05:04Mommy and Daddy made it.
05:06Peekaboo.
05:07Whoa, what's under there?
05:08Peekaboo.
05:10Peekaboo.
05:11Peekaboo.
05:11Oh, my God!
05:12Oh, my God!
05:13Where's the open?
05:13It's underneath the panel thing.
05:15Well, it's stuck in the remote.
05:17Get the remote.
05:18Get the remote.
05:19What's wrong?
05:20Oh!
05:21Ah!
05:22I found it.
05:23I found it.
05:29So, can we have the cocoa now?
05:36Well, what do you think?
05:39It is glorious.
05:41I have to have it.
05:42I'm not sure you deserve Dolce and Gabbana.
05:44Burn.
05:45You never call.
05:45You never write.
05:46I know.
05:46I haven't been in the store lately, but I've been a little busy getting my husband out of jail.
05:50That's such a white trash thing to say.
05:51Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge.
05:54So now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing.
05:57He'll be out in six months.
05:59If he's still in the Who Scout, why do you need a fancy party dress?
06:01Because some of my model friends are coming down from New York on Friday.
06:04So I have to look better than ever.
06:06I can't have them thinking I move to the suburbs and I shop at strip malls.
06:09But when they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor like the Botox tags they are.
06:13Good.
06:15You know, it's a little snug.
06:17Yeah, I see that.
06:18I have the same thing in a zero.
06:19Why not go up a size?
06:21Because I wear double zero, you twerp.
06:23Why are you getting snippy?
06:24Because you just called me fat.
06:25Honey.
06:26You're pregnant.
06:26Your body's changing.
06:29But I'm only three months pregnant.
06:30Women don't show it three months.
06:32Some women do.
06:34Do it the larger size or not.
06:37I'm just not going to eat for two days.
06:40Okay.
06:41You totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana.
06:45I want an explanation.
06:47Can you hear me?
06:48Kitty, you just better get the hell off my back, so help me.
06:51Oh, what are you going to do?
06:52I'd like to do this.
06:55Back off.
06:56Just back the hell off.
06:58What the fuck?
07:01Hi.
07:04Okay, so I got the box of things you left on my porch.
07:07Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back.
07:09Thanks.
07:10That's great.
07:11Because if you decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs,
07:13I would have had to come after you with a club.
07:18You're right.
07:18It's not funny.
07:20Actually, I did want to just see if you were aware
07:23that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you.
07:26I was aware.
07:27Yeah.
07:29Oh.
07:30Well...
07:31I mean, when two people split up,
07:34normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards.
07:36If you don't want it, you can throw it away.
07:38I just...
07:39Please don't give it back to me.
07:40It's tacky.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:43That's okay.
07:44People make...
07:47mistakes.
07:48Anything else?
07:51Look, are you sure this is what you want to do?
07:54I mean, I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue.
07:56You have made that clear.
07:57But...
07:58I sort of thought down the long corridors of time,
08:01maybe you and I could be friends.
08:03And if you keep acting like this...
08:04Susan, it's over.
08:05On every level, okay?
08:07I...
08:07I moved on.
08:08You should do the same.
08:10Miserable son of a bitch!
08:12I've never been a lot better at keeping them than you are!
08:21Well, I'll say one thing for us.
08:23Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that.
08:31Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale.
08:34That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car.
08:37Are you ready for your surprise?
08:39Mm-hmm.
08:42Oh!
08:45George, this is just an empty house.
08:47Why is this a surprise?
08:48I just bought it.
08:50Oh, my God!
08:52Congratulations!
08:53Oh, George, I didn't even know you were looking!
08:55Hurry, Seal!
08:56They're here!
08:57I'm coming!
08:58Hey, Georgie!
09:00Brie, I'd like you to meet my mother.
09:01George never introduces me to anyone.
09:04So, I knew you were special.
09:07And this is Seal.
09:08This is my mother's friend and the real estate agent who sold me the house.
09:11Hi!
09:12Hi!
09:13Well, we're going to go in the back.
09:15So George can...
09:17You know.
09:23So?
09:25You really like it?
09:27I do.
09:28I really do.
09:29Good.
09:30Because, uh...
09:31I was sort of hoping that...
09:32You might like to live here.
09:37Brie?
09:40Will you marry me?
09:44Huh?
09:45I love you.
09:47And I think I know how you feel about me.
09:49So why wait?
09:50George Rex hasn't even been dead for two months.
09:53Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short.
09:58It's dumb to play it safe.
09:59If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight.
10:04See, I thought we were going to a yard sale.
10:07Please.
10:09Just say the word and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth.
10:15Congratulations, you two!
10:16Mazel tov!
10:18Guys.
10:19Wait.
10:20She hasn't said yes yet.
10:21Oh.
10:22I told you we should wait.
10:27So, uh, Brie?
10:29What do you say?
10:31See, George, um...
10:33The thing is...
10:44Okay.
10:46You will.
10:47You'll marry me?
10:49Okay.
10:52Oh, my baby!
11:12Oh!
11:12Who is it?
11:13It's your ex-husband.
11:15Oh, Carl.
11:17What do you want?
11:19Uh, Edie and I just woke up.
11:23Oh, well...
11:24Come on in.
11:30Sorry to come over on such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel.
11:33No, that's okay.
11:34Julie's staying at her friends tonight.
11:35You can sleep in her room.
11:37Well, the sofa's fine, but thanks.
11:41So, uh, am I allowed to ask what happened?
11:44You could ask, but I won't tell.
11:46Why not?
11:47Because it's embarrassing.
11:49Carl, did you cheat again?
11:50No.
11:51Did she cheat?
11:52No.
11:53You finally saw her without her makeup.
11:55Susan...
11:56I'm sorry.
11:59Are you okay?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Hadn't been working for quite a while.
12:03This was inevitable.
12:06Well...
12:07These days, anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy.
12:10That's right.
12:11I heard you made the plumber angry.
12:12No, I made the plumber furious.
12:15That is definitely...
12:17over.
12:19So, there will be no gloating from me.
12:22Well, here's to no gloating.
12:26Hmm.
12:28Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing.
12:31Um, last night I started writing, and...
12:33Well, I think there's a book in there.
12:35A book?
12:35Yeah.
12:35Like one of your children's books?
12:37Nope.
12:37This one's for adults.
12:38About all my failed relationships.
12:41You're not writing about me, are you?
12:43You're like the first 14 chapters.
12:46Are you gonna be fair?
12:47I'm gonna be honest.
12:49I was afraid of that.
12:53It was just awful.
12:55George had a ring.
12:56His mother and her friend were there with champagne.
12:59If I had said no, it would have devastated him.
13:01So, you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
13:04Well, obviously there's a downside to having good manners.
13:08So, when will you tell him how you really feel?
13:11That's why I wanted to talk to you.
13:12I mean, part of me keeps thinking maybe I should just do it.
13:15Do it?
13:16You mean actually marry him?
13:19Well, I know it sounds rash, but there's something comfortable about George.
13:23We share the same tastes and interests.
13:25Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera.
13:28The opera?
13:29Yes, we saw Aida last week and we both cried buckets.
13:32It was fun.
13:35George loves art, poetry and music.
13:38It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world, like I do.
13:48I don't know.
13:50That's why I'm here. I don't know what to do, Dr. Goldfein.
13:53Brie, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George, but you don't feel for him the way you
13:59felt for Rex.
14:01No.
14:06True love is great, but at this point in my life, I think I'd rather just go to the opera.
14:18Give me a glass.
14:18Oh, no, no, wait.
14:19I'm going to finish off this.
14:19No, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
14:20No, four glasses is my limit.
14:23If you help me finish off this bottle, I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie.
14:28Hit me.
14:36Edie was making the bed and found a picture I kept under the mattress.
14:43A picture I didn't want her to see.
14:46What was it?
14:49It was a picture of you.
14:52Why would you?
14:53Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then.
14:58Wow.
15:01Huh?
15:09What the hell was that?
15:10That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time.
15:12Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie.
15:15So you're on the rebound from the plumber. No harm, no foul.
15:21Girl, it would be so weird.
15:23We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single.
15:25There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be a little less lonely.
15:37Thanks so much for taking care of your boys. I'll be back at Friday to pick your guys up.
15:41Leonard and I are going to take them all to the water park.
15:43Yeah, before that happens, we're going to be able to take Penny sooner.
15:47Oh, she's getting so big.
15:51Peek-a-boo!
15:53Peek-a-boo!
15:54Peek-a-boo!
15:55Yeah, okay, enough of that.
15:57Is there something wrong?
15:59Actually, yes.
16:01We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma, but one of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and
16:09PJ's bag.
16:17Lisa, tell me the kids didn't see it.
16:20Oh, no, don't worry. I caught it. I caught it.
16:21Right before you took off your bra.
16:26I have to go.
16:27Oh, Norma, you just thought you needed to know what happened.
16:30Seriously, we're going with this all, we should give it away from the kids.
16:34Don't let her! This is going to happen!
16:36Are we freaking out?
16:38Are we all fucking out?
16:41Norma, wait!
16:42We're still here for next week!
16:45Norma!
16:46The water park!
16:48Right?
16:59Mom!
17:05Mom?
17:08Mom?
17:08Mom, are you up?
17:13Oh, my God!
17:15Oh, Julie!
17:16I thought you were going straight to school.
17:18I needed money for lunch.
17:20There's a 20 in my pants.
17:21If you can find them.
17:22Oh, uh, Julie!
17:24Julie!
17:25Honey?
17:25Mom!
17:30Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened.
17:33I doubt that.
17:34Oh, you probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night.
17:38You slept with him the same night he broke up with her.
17:41Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one.
17:43Oh!
17:43Oh, Julie!
17:45Hey, pumpkin!
17:46Don't even.
17:47Oh, I feel really awful.
17:52And me too.
17:53We should not have done what we did.
17:55I know, I know.
18:01I gotta tell you, last night was the best sex ever.
18:04Wasn't it though?
18:05You were fantastic.
18:06I was just trying to keep up with you.
18:10Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
18:13Because we've been angry at each other for so long.
18:15We finally found a way to channel it.
18:19Maybe.
18:21So what happens next?
18:22Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
18:24No, I mean with us.
18:26Us? What do you mean? There's no us.
18:28You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going.
18:32I mean, what happened last night was...
18:35Explosive.
18:36Carl, last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch.
18:40That's it.
18:40So do you.
18:41Carl, I wanna move on.
18:43I don't wanna go backwards. I'm sorry.
18:46But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it.
18:55After 48 hours of crash dieting, Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor.
19:01But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably.
19:09Carl!
19:16I need help getting dressed. Get in here.
19:22Now!
19:26I have to fit in this. For God's sake, put the muscle into it.
19:30Yeah, I'm trying.
19:31Yeah, it won't zip.
19:33Well, try harder.
19:35Oh, my hands hurt.
19:37I'm sorry, Miss Helios, but I can't get you into this dress. It's just too small.
19:41Get me into this dress and I will pay you ten more dollars a week.
19:46I think I got it. Hold on. Hold still.
19:49Here we go.
19:50One.
19:52Two.
19:53Three.
19:53Three.
19:54Three.
19:54Three.
19:55Three.
19:55Oh, thank God.
20:08I brought you some ice cream.
20:11I know how long it's been since you've had any.
20:17We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart
20:22First, I want you to talk to me about what happened
20:27About Melanie
20:28I don't want to talk about her
20:29You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this
20:33But I can't let you out
20:34Until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again
20:39And the first step is for you to show me
20:42That you understand that what you did was wrong
20:45She was a bad person
20:49She deserved it
20:52No one deserves to die like that, Caleb
20:56Don't you agree?
21:07Very well
21:11If that's how it's going to be
21:16This is how it's going to be
21:46Wait
21:50I can't believe we're doing this.
21:52If Leonard and Norman want to cut ties with us,
21:54who are we to stop them?
21:55They need to know we don't judge them
21:57for what they do in the privacy of their own home.
22:00And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself
22:02while you're having sex.
22:03Obviously, they were so embarrassed
22:04they don't want anything to do with us.
22:06Maybe we need to respect them.
22:08I need these playdates.
22:12Tom, we need these playdates.
22:14Fine, fine.
22:15But you do all the talking.
22:17Okay.
22:20Norma.
22:20Norma.
22:21Wait!
22:23Let's go.
22:23No!
22:25Hi, Scavos.
22:26What are you guys doing here?
22:28Hi.
22:29Sorry for just showing up unannounced,
22:31but could we talk to you for a minute?
22:33Sure, come on in.
22:36So, we've been trying to contact you,
22:39but you haven't been returning any of our messages.
22:41Yeah, we really hope it isn't because of the porno video.
22:43Home.
22:44Home.
22:45Movies.
22:45The fact is, we really don't care.
22:48And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
22:51We just don't know how they found it.
22:54You know, boys, they get into everything.
22:56But seriously, it's not a big deal.
22:57I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again.
22:59It's the new millennium.
23:00We're hit.
23:01You know, what we're saying is, we get it.
23:04You're just having fun.
23:06It's nothing to be ashamed of.
23:09I'm just so relieved this all worked out.
23:11At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving.
23:14Oh, no.
23:17Thank you for being so open-minded.
23:19Please, we're all adults.
23:22It's...
23:23I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot.
23:26The production values are caca.
23:30Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional.
23:34What you saw was an example of my earlier work.
23:37Since then, I've become much more adept at production.
23:40Ah.
23:41You know, editing and lighting.
23:43Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies.
23:48Ironic, isn't it?
23:48I finally get my wish and no one ever gets to see my work.
23:53That is a damn shame.
23:56Norman, what do you think?
23:58Should we show them the room?
24:01Let's show them the room.
24:02Huh?
24:07Check out this baby.
24:08Three-chip high def.
24:091280 by 720 lines of resolution, bounced lighting, and dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows.
24:15It took me a while to learn that little trick, huh?
24:18These walls are completely soundproof.
24:20You could scream your lungs out in here and nobody'd hear you.
24:22It's true.
24:27So, anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know.
24:29You guys would love it.
24:31Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star.
24:39Good night.
24:41I'm taking no more playdates.
24:43Not a one.
24:49Hey, we better hurry.
24:50The movie starts in 20 minutes.
24:52There's been a slight change of plans.
24:53My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you, and I thought, what the heck, it
24:57could be fun.
24:57Do you mind?
24:58No, I guess not.
25:01Hey, everybody.
25:02This is Bree.
25:10And this is my Uncle Sid.
25:12Hi.
25:13My Aunt Rosalie.
25:14Hello.
25:15Oh, and this is Stan Grotz, who does my mom's taxes.
25:18She's a knockout, George.
25:19I guess I owe you an apology.
25:22Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.
25:26I'm still going to need some proof.
25:27I guess I'll be getting that in about nine months.
25:29Hey, Bree?
25:30What happens in nine months?
25:32Oh, that's just Stan's little joke about when we're going to start our own family.
25:35No, just so you know, Stan, it's going to be a while before we even think about kids.
25:39I want Bree all to myself for a while.
25:41Well, I don't want to wait too long.
25:43After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.
25:45Am I right, Bree?
25:49If you'll excuse me, I have to go.
25:57Bree, where are you going?
25:58Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home.
26:01What's wrong?
26:03George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement.
26:07What?
26:08And I'm not the only one who thinks that.
26:09Other people have said the same thing.
26:11What others?
26:11Andrew?
26:12No, Dr. Goldfein, my therapist.
26:15Your therapist?
26:16He doesn't know me.
26:17He knows me.
26:18He's certainly better than you do.
26:20How can you say that?
26:21Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children.
26:25Really?
26:26Well, I didn't know.
26:28But you should know that.
26:29That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other.
26:34Does it matter?
26:35I don't need children.
26:36It's not just that, George.
26:38Dr. Goldfein has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right.
26:45Look, I'll agree with Dr. Goldfein on one thing.
26:48We should slow things down.
26:51Really?
26:52Yes, just because two people are engaged doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon.
27:00I'll talk to Dr. Goldfein about it tomorrow.
27:02Take whatever time you need.
27:18How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step, Matthew?
27:23Are you going to answer me?
27:24Did you leave the door open?
27:52How'd you do?
27:53Not good.
27:54People are going to start coming home from work soon.
27:56Okay.
27:57We can't panic.
27:59Caleb is scared.
28:00He doesn't know the area.
28:02So he's got to be close by.
28:04Which of yours haven't you checked in?
28:15Bree?
28:16I desperately need your help.
28:18Dear, what's wrong?
28:20How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?
28:23I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden.
28:26Do you really want to know my secret?
28:27Oh, yes.
28:29Horse manure.
28:29I have it delivered.
28:31Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding.
28:34Okay.
28:36Okay.
28:36Okay.
28:38Okay.
28:43Okay.
28:44Okay.
28:48Hello?
28:50Hey.
28:54Looking for something?
28:58Uh, yeah, actually, I'm looking for you.
29:01Me?
29:03You're looking for me?
29:05Yeah.
29:06I've been thinking about you.
29:07In that time we met, I thought you were really cool.
29:09So, you came to ask me out?
29:18Because I'll say yes.
29:32Anything?
29:36That was a waste of time.
29:38Pretty much.
29:42Did you hear the big news?
29:45Uh, the big news?
29:46Carl and I are back together.
29:48What?
29:49And I know that he stayed at your place last night, which leads me to why I'm here.
29:54There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.
29:57Edie, I...
29:59Whatever it was that you said to him really helped.
30:03He showed up with flowers, and you apologized for everything.
30:10So, thank you.
30:13I'm sorry, what?
30:15Well, I'm not going to say it again.
30:16It hurt my teeth the first time.
30:18No, Edie.
30:18I mean, this is so unexpected on so many levels.
30:21I don't know what to say.
30:22Then say nothing.
30:23Oh, and here, it's the photo of you I found in our bed.
30:28I know he told you about it.
30:31Why are you giving it to me?
30:34Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night.
30:37But it's still important for you to understand that I won.
30:43You won?
30:44Yeah.
30:45Whatever little hold you had on Carl is officially over.
30:48So, you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that thing.
30:53Believe me, I don't feel superior.
30:55Good.
30:56Because you shouldn't.
30:57He made his choice.
30:58And it's not you.
31:00You're right.
31:02He made his choice.
31:16Brie, it's still too easy to breathe.
31:17You've got to make it tighter.
31:18Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down.
31:21I don't care.
31:22I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.
31:24God, do you actually think they're going to make fun of you?
31:27Trust me, they're merciless.
31:30But why?
31:30I mean, surely they have friends who have children.
31:33When I decided to marry Carlos,
31:35I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days
31:37being rich and in love and childless.
31:40And they laughed at me,
31:41and they said I would just end up being another fat housevrouw,
31:45living a life that I didn't plan.
31:48I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.
31:50Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.
31:53Brie, my friends are models.
31:54They're never happy for anyone.
31:56Do you ever think you might like it?
31:59What?
32:00Motherhood?
32:02No.
32:02Oh, come on.
32:03You don't think you're going to love your own baby?
32:05I'm not saying I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger.
32:07I just don't have the motherhood gene.
32:10I wish I did, but I don't.
32:13What?
32:14Well, I'm just smiling because I think a few months from now,
32:16you're going to come to me and tell me how madly in love you are
32:19with your new little baby,
32:21and I'm going to have to resist the urge to say,
32:22I told you so.
32:24Maybe.
32:25I doubt it.
32:26There you go.
32:27All done.
32:30How do I look?
32:32Positively glowing.
32:35Brie.
32:37Thank you very much.
32:58Let me go.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:29I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you.
33:31I'll get you. I'll get you.
33:34Ah!
33:36Hi!
33:37Oh, no!
33:40Oh, my God!
33:42You're pregnant!
33:44Ah!
33:48Marie, it's Gabby.
33:50Honey, it's open. Come on in.
33:57Hi.
33:58My, uh, friends just left and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing.
34:04How was your little reunion?
34:06It was, um, weird.
34:09Weird?
34:11Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds,
34:15Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables,
34:18and Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment that probably causes short-term memory loss.
34:25You know, I just stood there the whole night trying to remember why we were ever friends.
34:31And I couldn't.
34:32You know, honey?
34:34People change.
34:35Yeah, but that's the thing. They haven't changed.
34:38That's who they've always been.
34:40I've changed.
34:42And I honestly don't know how.
34:45Well...
34:45Maybe Susan, Lynette, and I have had a good influence on you.
34:50I doubt that.
34:54Come on.
34:55Oh.
34:55I'm gonna finish up here.
34:56I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that.
34:59All right.
35:00But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
35:08Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
35:11I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit.
35:15Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.
35:19I like the sound of that.
35:22Thanks.
35:35Thanks.
35:47Thanks.
36:06Thanks.
36:52Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images.
37:04But in truth, they can capture so much more.
37:10They can uncover hidden longing of men who should no longer care.
37:18They can reveal the extraordinary secrets of the most ordinary marriages.
37:27Most amazing of all, cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
37:35Dreams we didn't even know we had.