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00:02In their 20 years together, Tom and Lynette Scavo had followed a few simple rules.
00:10Always share the housework,
00:14never waste the hot water,
00:17and never ever go to bed angry.
00:22Yes, the rules for being together were simple,
00:25but the rules for being apart were anything but.
00:30Stop calling it dating. It's dinner with a friend.
00:34Do not do that. Do not do the snort.
00:37Could you make her stop snorting?
00:39Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises.
00:44You want words? Here's some words.
00:46Liar, liar, pants on fire.
00:47Lobster for two at Shenu is not dinner with a friend.
00:51A $300 night at Sequoia is not strapping on a feed bag with a buddy.
00:55I still do our credit card bills, genius.
00:57Alright, enough words.
00:59Hey, it's not like I went looking for this.
01:00Jane lives in the building. We got to talking.
01:02You know what? She was actually nice to me.
01:04Something I'm not used to.
01:06Oh, I can't snort, but a drive-by like that's okay?
01:08Alright. Emotions are running a little hot, but I think I know why.
01:12You two embarked on this separation without a clear goal in mind.
01:17Are you trying to get back together? Or are you trying to find a graceful way to end the marriage?
01:26We don't have to decide this right now.
01:28But we do need to lay down some ground rules.
01:33For example, are you dating?
01:36He is.
01:37Two dinners.
01:38Alright, so you are dating. What about sex?
01:45No.
01:48Not yet.
01:49I...
01:50He just answered your first question. He wants to end the marriage.
01:54No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm not giving up.
01:56Not yet?
01:56I still hope that we can find a way to work things out, but...
02:01We don't make each other happy.
02:04We haven't for a long time.
02:08So what if... I mean, what if there was someone out there who could?
02:14I just feel like if we don't...
02:18Explore...
02:19That we are going to end up right back in here on this couch, hating each other.
02:25Sounds like you have a lot to consider.
02:28There's nothing to consider.
02:30We're cleared for sex.
02:32Let the dating begin.
02:35Yes.
02:36Tom and Lynette were learning the rules of separation.
02:40And the first rule...
02:41And I can't wait to let my new boyfriend do that thing I never let you do.
02:45There are no rules.
02:51In any group, there are roles that people are destined to play.
02:56The perfect homemaker to bring the snacks.
02:59The financial wizard to keep the books.
03:02And the busybody to share the gossip.
03:06But sometimes the most important role of all...
03:10Goes to someone who's not the slightest bit prepared for it.
03:14Hi guys!
03:15I know, I'm a little bit late.
03:17A little? Try 45 minutes.
03:19Well, once you hear what I've been through, you will totally understand.
03:23So, you know how it's called a hot stone massage?
03:26So there I am at the spa, laid out with my mojito, my Marie Claire, and all of a sudden,
03:31I feel a cold rock on my ass.
03:35I know!
03:36So Armando was all apologetic, he wanted to reheat the rots, but at this point I'm like,
03:40I'm sorry, I've got a PTA meeting to run.
03:42If you left, why are you late?
03:44Oh, Armando felt so bad, he gave me a complimentary seaweed wrap.
03:48So, what's on the agenda here?
03:50We're supposed to plan Teacher Appreciation Night.
03:54Right, right, so who's doing what for that?
03:56Cindy, you want to handle the food?
03:58No.
04:00Okay.
04:01Rachel, you never stop talking, you want MC?
04:04No.
04:06Okay, what's going on here?
04:07What's going on is you've wasted our time.
04:11I'm leaving, I have to pick up my kids.
04:13I have to get back to my job.
04:15I need to take my mother to chemo.
04:17Well, okay, okay, let's not play satellite poker here, I need your help.
04:20You know, we would love to fritter away our days with manicures and hairdressers and spa appointments, but we're not
04:27like you.
04:27We have lives, so you can do Teacher Appreciation Night on your own.
04:33Well, could you at least fold up your chairs and stack them on the rolling cart?
04:38And can someone empty the coffee pot? You'd really do.
04:43Geez, talk about selfish.
04:52Oh, thank goodness you're alive.
04:56I'm sorry, Reverend. I know that I haven't been to church for a few Sundays.
05:01A few? Try five.
05:03Do you know who's been bringing snacks to Fellowship Hour?
05:07Helen Johnson.
05:08Oh, let me guess. Brand muffins from the mini-mart?
05:12Why hast thou forsaken me?
05:15I should have called you.
05:18It's just, I haven't been feeling very spiritual lately.
05:23It's not uncommon for us to lose our way spiritually from time to time.
05:28To feel in the woods.
05:32Interesting choice of words.
05:35It's just that I feel like maybe I'm not worthy of God's love right now.
05:43That I've lost my connection to him.
05:46But here's the good thing about God, Bree. He's easy to find.
05:50Just seek out the people who are in need, and there he is.
05:53It always comes back to the needy with you, doesn't it?
05:56It's kind of in the job description.
05:58I hear your new neighbor, Ben Faulkner, does wonderful work with the homeless.
06:02Why don't you speak to him?
06:04Perhaps I will.
06:06Thank you, Reverend.
06:09I did mention that Helen's doing the snacks, right?
06:14I just finished a batch of macadamia nuts scones.
06:18Would you like one?
06:19Bless you, my child.
06:21And maybe one for the car.
06:27Get so nervous every time I walk into this class.
06:29I mean, Andre Zeller, right?
06:32Between you and me, he doesn't think I'm a serious artist, but I'll show him.
06:36I have pain.
06:37I mean, like this morning.
06:38My nine-year-old walked right into school without even saying goodbye.
06:42No hug, no kiss.
06:45Nothing.
06:47Well, I'm gonna take that misery and use it in my art.
06:51I'm using my father's suicide.
06:57Today we'll be working with light and shadow.
07:01Ooh, eggs. Cool.
07:03Mrs. Delfino, this is my breakfast.
07:09You will not be sketching eggs or any other hackneyed still lifes today.
07:14You'll be drawing the mail form.
07:17The mail.
07:22Whoa!
07:28Sorry.
07:30Takes some getting used to.
07:35As you begin to sketch, think of the human form as an object.
07:40What is it that catches your eye?
07:44Didn't mean it. Just popped out.
07:47I want you to pay close attention to which parts of the human body reflect light and which parts cast
07:52a shadow.
07:55I'm sorry, Ms. Delfino. I didn't realize we were in junior high.
07:59Have you never seen a penis before?
08:01No. No. Yes, I have.
08:03Lots. Well, not lots.
08:06The appropriate amount.
08:08Please start to be a professional.
08:10I am. I am professional.
08:13Penis, penis, penis.
08:16Just trying to take the power out of it.
08:27Quick, tell me about your father's suicide.
08:37Hey, what are you doing?
08:40I was looking for my phone.
08:43And, uh, I know this is going to sound stupid, but I couldn't go in there.
08:49Oh, God. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but is this dead guy angst?
08:53Because I am really pooped right now.
08:54It's just every time I go into that room, I think about that night.
08:59Well, here's an idea. Don't go in that room.
09:00Look, there's the kitchen. No one died in there.
09:04You know what? We're both stressed. I'll pour us a couple of drinks.
09:07No, thanks. I've been hitting that stuff pretty hard lately.
09:10I don't want it to become a thing.
09:11After the day I had, I'll finish the bottle myself.
09:14This BTA gig is turning into a serious pain in the ass.
09:18Yeah?
09:18I show up the teensiest bit late, and the girls are all over me.
09:22They're like, Gabby, why are you late?
09:23You should be sad and miserable and on time, just like us.
09:26It's like they're jealous or something.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:32They're jealous.
09:33They know what to do.
09:34Thanks for listening.
09:36Thanks for listening.
09:51It's nothing fancy, but I'm proud to say we feed hundreds of homeless people every day.
09:56Oh, wonderful. This is exactly what I'm looking for.
10:00Oh, great. But just out of curiosity, what did you do?
10:06Excuse me?
10:06Well, when most people want to give back, it usually means they've done something they're ashamed of.
10:12You know, embezzlement, adultery.
10:14What's your story?
10:17I suppose I could ask you the same thing.
10:20And I'd have the good sense not to answer.
10:22Mm-hmm. I've just been feeling disconnected lately, and I thought by doing something meaningful with my days that I
10:28could change that.
10:30Actual selflessness. That's refreshing.
10:32I wish the city council was as enlightened as you.
10:35Oh?
10:35They're holding out one of my developments because it includes low-income housing.
10:39Typical not-in-my-backyard attitude.
10:42By the way?
10:43It's not in your backyard.
10:47I'm gonna have to take this, but I will leave you in the capable hands of Donny here.
10:52Excuse me.
10:54Who are you?
10:55Oh, I am Brie, your humble sous chef.
10:58What do you need me to do?
10:59Prep? Sauté? Chop?
11:01You want to prep?
11:06Start prepping.
11:08That's it?
11:09Oh, I forgot to show you the spice rack.
11:11Here you go. Salt.
11:13Pepper. And we're out of pepper.
11:16If I may. Have you ever considered making the soup from scratch?
11:20We don't have time for that. Just get them in and get them out.
11:22Yes, because we all know how pressed for time the homeless are.
11:26Look, these people may not have homes, but they do have taste buds.
11:29Would you be offended if I tried whipping up a batch of homemade soup?
11:34Can you get it done by noon?
11:36Oh dear. I guess I'll have to keep it simple.
11:39It's just a rustic acorn squash bisque,
11:42finished with a dot of maple-infused creme fraiche
11:44and a little crumble of fried sage.
11:50Holy crap.
11:52Finally, a blurb for my next cookbook.
11:56I understand that some of you are uncomfortable with a naked body,
11:58maybe even find it laughable.
12:00Mr. Zeller, I'm so sorry.
12:01One cannot create real art if one is crippled by one's own inhibitions.
12:05You must strip them away.
12:07So, for our next class, we're not going to have nude models.
12:11Phew.
12:11We're going to have nude painters.
12:14What?
12:15Painting in the nude will force you to create from a place of total honesty.
12:19And if you're serious about being an artist, you shouldn't have a problem with it.
12:25Nope.
12:27No problem at all.
12:35What's going on, Gabby?
12:37Yeah. Why'd you call us here?
12:39I just want to apologize for what happened at the last meeting.
12:43Keep talking.
12:44It was wrong of me to blow you off for a spa appointment when you have such busy lives.
12:48Message received loud and clear.
12:52So, to show you I've taken your complaint to heart, may I present my beauty team, Armando, the best masseuse
13:01in town, Kay, my hairdresser, and ping on nails.
13:04You no longer have to be jealous of my fabulous life.
13:08For one day, you can be me.
13:10My treat, go crazy.
13:12Wow. Good to know you got our message.
13:14You're welcome.
13:16So, you think you might want to reconsider doing the food?
13:19I'd love to.
13:21Uh, I'll handle decorations.
13:22Yeah, whatever you need from us.
13:24That's more like it.
13:25Now, today, relax.
13:26Take a break from grocery shopping and spanking.
13:30I have to go meet my travel agent.
13:34Are you guys serious? Are we really helping her?
13:36No. We're helping ourselves to a free spa day.
13:40Then we're going to leave her twisting in the wind.
13:44Oh, hey ladies, anyone know of a good hotel in the south of France?
13:49I'm sorry. I did it again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
13:56Hey Lynette, did I leave those fabric samples?
14:00Busted.
14:01That is a porn slam if I've ever seen one.
14:04Porn? No, I was checking my email.
14:06Oh, come on. It's okay. We all look at porn.
14:10What are you into?
14:11Straight, bi, solo, bald guys, fuzzy whispers, cinnamon cakes, poodling.
14:18Do I have to learn what those are? Because I really don't want to know.
14:22Oh, come on. Let me see. I promise I will not judge.
14:25No, I signed up for an online dating service and I took a stab at my introduction video.
14:32Hi, I'm Lynette. I'm 35 to 45-ish. I'm a cancer and I beat cancer. Coincidence or not, you decide.
14:41That is more disturbing than any porn I've ever seen.
14:44You said you wouldn't judge.
14:46Oh, online dating sucks. It's full of guys who Photoshop hair on their heads and crop out their man boobs.
14:53If you want to meet men, I'm taking you to a bar.
14:56A bar? I don't know. It's been 25 years since I tried to pick up a guy.
15:01Well, with me as your wing woman, you can have any man you want. Friday, okay?
15:06I thought you had a date with Ben.
15:08He cancelled. Again. Some stupid real estate development for the poor.
15:13Bastard.
15:14Well, his loss. If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, I will find someone who does.
15:19Oh, and lay off the ice cream. There's no Photoshop in real life.
15:29Morning. What's for breakfast?
15:33Eggs. I was going to make bacon, but it seemed a little risky.
15:38Susan, you get upset if I take my socks off in the kitchen.
15:43What's going on?
15:45Andre feels until we shed our inhibitions, our art will be only superficial.
15:51Anyway, for our next class, we have to paint in the nude.
15:57So I'm trying to get used to it.
16:00And I want to prove to him that I can be a real artist.
16:04Wow, that guy is good.
16:06Guess I'll see a bunch of co-eds naked and call it work.
16:13Oh, honey, I'm kidding.
16:14No, I can't do it. I'm not a naked person.
16:20Maybe I'm not a real artist either.
16:22Susan.
16:23No, I mean it. Andre doesn't like any of my work.
16:26I'm not serious like the other students.
16:30I think I'm just going to quit the class.
16:32Quit? This class has been really good for you.
16:36It seems like it was pulling you out of that dark place you've been in.
16:40You think so?
16:41Yeah. I feel like I'm getting my old Susie back.
16:45Besides, this guy sounds like a jackass. Don't let him win.
16:49You're right. I am a serious artist.
16:53I just need to get used to people seeing me naked.
16:56Susan, it's Lee. You home?
16:59Perfect. My best gay.
17:01Who better to practice on?
17:05Good morning, Lee.
17:06This is Bob's mother of God!
17:13Gay marriage doesn't seem so freaky now, does it?
17:19Looks like Mike Tuscan Bean with Parmesan Crostini is a hit.
17:23Yeah, it is, but I think you're starting to attract the wrong sort of crowd.
17:31Excuse me, but you don't exactly look homeless to me.
17:35Yeah, I'm homeless.
17:37And yet you have a $2,000 laptop?
17:40But I live in the box it came in.
17:42Okay, I'm a college student.
17:43But my parents did stop talking to me when I switched from pre-med to creative writing.
17:48Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to leave.
17:50Too bad. I just gave you mad props on my blog.
17:54Is that a good thing?
17:58Homey but refined, Brie van de Kemp's Tuscan Bean Soup is a revelation in a bowl.
18:04Revelation, you say?
18:05Uh-huh. And it's already been liked on Facebook and retweeted 200 times.
18:11Which is also a good thing.
18:13But, hey, if I gotta go...
18:15Hold on. I can't let a talented near-orphan like you go hungry.
18:20Let me get you a refill.
18:22Oh, and it's van de Kemp with a K.
18:29Hey, Mike. Need a hand?
18:33I'm okay.
18:35Uh, Susan around?
18:38Uh, she's at a painting class.
18:41Okay.
18:42I'll stop by later.
18:44I don't think that's a good idea.
18:50You need to say something to me, Mike?
18:52Yeah, I do.
18:53If things were different, if it had been me that killed somebody and your wife walked in,
18:57I'd have gone to the cops and turned myself in.
19:00I wouldn't have dragged Gabby into it.
19:03There's a lot I would have done differently about that night if I could.
19:06Yeah, well, you can't.
19:07But here's what you can do.
19:09You can leave Susan alone.
19:11Just let her find a way to deal with what you put her through.
19:16It just really helps to talk to her.
19:21But it doesn't help her.
19:27Then I won't do it anymore.
19:32Yeah.
19:49Remember, technique is a crutch.
19:52Learn it, throw it away.
19:53That way you can begin to find your own voice.
19:56And that's what that...
20:02Oh, my God!
20:10Taking casual Friday a bit to the extreme, aren't we, Ms. Delfino?
20:14Isn't this the day we were...
20:16Aren't we all supposed to be...
20:18The school put the kibosh on my little artistic experiment.
20:21It was all there in the email.
20:22What email?
20:23The one you obviously didn't open.
20:26Maybe you didn't send me one.
20:29Why would I do that?
20:30To humiliate me.
20:32To punish me for laughing.
20:35You have singled me out since day one.
20:38Why not try to make a fool of me?
20:43Because in the vast landscape of my interior life, you're merely a dust speck.
20:49Now get dressed and sit down.
20:51No.
20:53I signed up for this class to learn something.
20:57Not to be a punching bag for an egomaniac with a paintbrush.
21:03I quit.
21:21Hello and welcome to our soup kitchen.
21:24I hope you're hungry because I have prepared a hearty Italian wedding soup today.
21:28Honey?
21:29To...
21:36Reverend Sykes!
21:37What a nice surprise!
21:39That's quite a crowd out front.
21:40I practically had to fight my way in.
21:42Well, ever since I took over the kitchen, we've been jam-packed.
21:45Thank you so much for suggesting I get involved.
21:47I have never felt more needed or important in my whole life.
21:52The intention of charity is not to make us feel important.
21:55Of course not.
21:56It's to help people.
21:57Feeling important is just a bonus.
21:59So what brings you by?
22:02I was hoping you could tell me where a homeless person could get a hot meal.
22:07Well, right here, of course.
22:09No, Bree.
22:10Ever since you've turned this soup kitchen into a bisque kitchen, the homeless don't feel comfortable here.
22:15Why?
22:16I was just trying to make this place special.
22:19It was already special.
22:20It was home for them.
22:22Until you took that away.
22:35Excuse me.
22:40I'm sorry, but you're going to need to leave.
22:43Hey, we're still eating.
22:44Well, then go eat somewhere else.
22:46You certainly look like you can afford to.
22:48Whoa! Where's the attitude coming from?
22:50We made this place a success.
22:52No! This place is supposed to feed homeless people.
22:55It's a dismal failure.
22:58This food isn't for you.
22:59It's for the hungry and the poor.
23:01The people we walk past every day.
23:04Everyone deserves to have a place.
23:05And this place was theirs until I made it mine.
23:08So please, pack up your laptops and your smart phones and go.
23:12Please, go!
23:14Please, go!
23:19Ben, I'm sorry. I have made a terrible mess of things.
23:22Don't worry about it.
23:24You think you can make a speech that good again tomorrow?
23:27Speech?
23:29You're going to help me push that low-income housing project through city council.
23:39This is where you live, huh?
23:42Norman Rockwell would walk down this street and say,
23:44a little much.
23:47Yeah.
23:47Can I come in?
23:48Of course.
23:49Well, so you're going to make fun of the inside of my house.
23:52By the way, I checked my email and you never sent me one.
23:57Did you check your campus email?
23:59I have a campus email.
24:02Okay, I'm going to make this brief mainly because I've got a dinner engagement
24:05with someone infinitely more interesting than you.
24:08Well.
24:09Climb down from your cross and come back to my class.
24:12Why? So you can abuse me more?
24:14Yes, I will abuse you and scream at you and make you paint in the nude
24:18and do anything else I have to do to get you to stop being so scared.
24:21I'm not scared. I showed up at your class naked.
24:26Then you ran away.
24:28Seems to me you do a lot of running away.
24:31And nervous giggling.
24:33You act like someone who's...
24:38What?
24:39You're hiding something.
24:42And I'm going to pull it out of you.
24:43And when that happens, there is a chance,
24:45the remotest, slimmest wisp of a chance,
24:49that you might actually become an artist.
24:51Oh, God.
24:53Is this the part where you tell me that
24:55the reason you're being so hard on me
24:57is because I'm the only one in the class with potential?
25:01No.
25:02Amy Yamada is the only one in the class with potential.
25:06You're a bizarre car crash that somehow fascinates me.
25:12Now, if you'll excuse me,
25:13this is about as long as I can spend in a room
25:15decorated with ceramic elephants.
25:27Hey, ladies!
25:29Someone want to help me with these flowers?
25:32Okay, no worries. I got it.
25:42What have you guys been doing?
25:44People are going to be here in two hours.
25:45Nothing's been set up.
25:47Well, I'm just so relaxed from that massage.
25:50I'd hate to lift something and tense up again.
25:52Yeah, and Ping worked so hard on these nails,
25:54I would hate to chip them.
25:56And I can't think of anything witty to say about my fabulous new-do,
26:01but I'm not doing squat either.
26:04Why are you doing this to me?
26:05I went out of my way to help you people.
26:07Oh my God, you are so out of touch.
26:10Do you really think a hot stone massage is going to solve my problems?
26:13You don't understand the kinds of things real people deal with?
26:16You live in this perfect little fairy tale.
26:18Fine. I don't need your help.
26:20I have two hours and a very capable husband.
26:23This event is going off without a hitch.
26:26Oh, and one more thing.
26:28Boo!
26:31Hello?
26:32Honey, sorry to bother you at work, but this is an emergency.
26:36What was going on?
26:36I need you to meet me at the school.
26:38These PTA biatches.
26:40Yeah, I'm talking to you, Cindy.
26:42Are refusing to help me.
26:43I need an extra pair of hands.
26:45Sure. I'll be right there.
26:48Ha! He's on his way.
26:50Thanks.
26:51You're a lifesaver.
27:11Wow.
27:12When I pictured this in my head, I wasn't as old as all the other people.
27:16Combined.
27:17Uh, two martinis.
27:18Dirty.
27:19Oh, wait. That's me.
27:23Feel free to use that if you want.
27:25Maybe I will.
27:26At home.
27:27Because that's where I'm going.
27:28Oh, relax.
27:29Look at this place like a candy store.
27:31You just have to figure out what you're in the mood for.
27:33Obviously, something with nuts.
27:35I thought I was done with this.
27:37I dated.
27:38I combed through all the losers.
27:41And I finally found a guy.
27:43Someone who was smart and made me laugh.
27:45And now to be back here, my age, doing it all over again.
27:50It's depressing.
27:54Oh, my God. You're right.
27:56What?
27:57It is depressing.
27:59Renee.
27:59What am I doing in Hell's Candy Store?
28:01I have a guy.
28:02He's smart and he makes me laugh.
28:04I thought you said Ben works too much.
28:06Oh, he's passionate about his job, but he's a ten.
28:09You add up every guy in this place and you get a six.
28:15But you stay. There's definitely somebody here for you.
28:23Orange cable.
28:25Goes around here.
28:28This one goes here.
28:31And...
28:31Presto!
28:33Oh!
28:34Ow!
28:36So, is Presto Spanish for cover your ears?
28:40That's hilarious, Cindy.
28:42You know, you should have been a comic instead of a pint-sized pain in my ass.
28:45Oh, it's getting late.
28:48Looks like your perfect husband isn't going to be here to bail you out.
28:54Aha! Look who's here.
28:58There's my hero.
28:59Now, hurry up. I need to get crack in here.
29:02Hey, what are you doing?
29:08Carlos?
29:08Carlos?
29:11Hey, Gabby.
29:14Carlos, you can't be here like this. You've gotta go.
29:17No, no, no. I'm gonna help, okay?
29:18No.
29:18No, please.
29:19You need to leave.
29:20No, I'm gonna help, okay? I'm gonna help.
29:22No, I'm gonna help, okay? I'm gonna help.
29:23No, you have to leave, please.
29:24Hang on, hang on.
29:37Rachel, get the soundboard set up.
29:40Melissa, Megan, start putting out the food.
29:43Melissa, now.
29:49It's okay, Gabby. Got it.
29:53I don't know what to say.
29:56Just take care of your husband.
30:03Hello, I'm Phil. And you're beautiful.
30:07Just saying that. But I'll take it.
30:10God knows it took me long enough to get ready tonight.
30:13I even had to pay the sitter to come early.
30:15Sitter? So you have kids?
30:17Yeah. Five. Five kids. Wow.
30:21That sounds like a lot.
30:22I actually have a husband, too.
30:24But we're separated, and we're seeing other people.
30:26Or he is, and I'm trying to.
30:27Not that I'm doing it to retaliate.
30:28It's just that, wow, I can't seem to stop talking.
30:31Maybe you could say something now.
30:34Bye.
30:36Bye-bye.
30:42Crowd's a little light tonight, don't you think?
30:47Can I buy a drink, or are you already lit?
30:51Oh, come on, I'll let you play with my tie.
30:53Here's the remote.
31:04Don't I know you from somewhere?
31:07Okay, not the most original line, but you're cute, so...
31:11Lynette.
31:12Right, right. You're Porter and Preston's mom.
31:15Oh, God.
31:16Mrs. Scavo was the coolest mom.
31:18She used to make us grilled cheese in the shape of dinosaurs.
31:21So, what are you doing here?
31:24I have no idea.
31:33There you go.
31:34That's probably the only set of keys with a purple lanyard.
31:36My kid made it at camp.
31:39Look, I'm wearing something called skinny jeans, which are very painful because I don't have something called skinny legs.
31:44So I just want to go home and peel them off. Do you mind?
31:47No, not at all. I just, I don't work here.
31:50Oh, oh God. I'm sorry, you're not the valet.
31:54I knew this vest was a bad idea, but the gay guy in my office told me they're back.
31:58Oh, no, the vest is great. I have it in Navy.
32:03I just, I haven't been out in so long. I figured I'd try to mix things up.
32:07You haven't been out in so long.
32:09Last time I was at a bar like this, beeper numbers were exchanged.
32:12I didn't even know they banned smoking in bars.
32:15And how did the good old reliable martini lose its job?
32:17Apple, cherry, watermelon, those are slushy flavors.
32:22Come on in.
32:24Scott, by the way, not that it's a competition, but I have two lanyards on my keychain.
32:28They're pink.
32:30Daughters?
32:31Yes.
32:32Divorced?
32:32No, thanks, I already had one.
32:35You?
32:36Uh, separated.
32:43Um, listen, this is the first decent conversation I've had all night.
32:49What do you say we go back inside and continue it?
32:52I say pomegranatinis are on me.
32:56Alright, that was easy.
32:58You calling me easy?
33:00Not yet.
33:04Uh, please.
33:06Ah.
33:08Uh, can I get you something to drink?
33:10I have, uh, vodka.
33:12I have milk.
33:13I have chocolate milk.
33:15I have juice boxes.
33:17Having kids has really ruined my game, huh?
33:19Vodka and chocolate milk.
33:21That's exactly what I give my baby to calm her down.
33:26Cheers.
33:27Cheers.
33:41Now what do we do?
33:43Put up some music, but my ex got all my CDs.
33:47If I could turn on a blacklight, but I'm not 16.
33:51Maybe I could light some candles.
33:53Well, it seems like kind of an obvious move, right?
33:58Not as obvious as this.
34:05Maybe obvious isn't so bad.
34:07Oh, God.
34:10Oh.
34:11Oh, wow.
34:13No?
34:13No, no. Oh, no. It's good. It's good. Keep going.
34:16Okay.
34:18I have another room that I would love to show you.
34:21Really?
34:22Uh-huh.
34:23You're getting better at this.
34:25Uh-huh.
34:32Uh-huh.
34:34Uh-huh.
34:36Uh-huh.
34:37Uh-huh.
34:39Uh-huh.
34:41Oh!
34:41Hang on! Hang on!
34:43Oh!
34:46Oh!
34:47Right here?
34:48Okay.
34:49No!
34:49I dropped something.
34:51Oh!
34:52Can I help?
34:53My ring fell off. You had to have Shag carpeting, huh?
34:55That gay guy at my office said Shag was back.
34:59Really need to start getting my style tips from someone else.
35:02Damn it, where is it?
35:03This rug, it swallows everything. There used to be an end table here.
35:06Oh my god, please don't be funny right now.
35:10Wait, wait, wait.
35:12Here it is.
35:20So, uh, where were we?
35:30I'm sorry, I can't.
35:35You're a really great guy. You're nice and you're funny and whatever you were doing.
35:42To my neck was really working for me, but the idea of walking ten feet into your bedroom is about
35:47the scariest thing I can think of right now.
35:52I'm sorry.
35:53Okay.
35:58I'm hoping to work things out with my husband and I guess I just...
36:02I get it.
36:04You're not there yet.
36:07Well, I think I should go.
36:30I understand your hesitation.
36:33I am one of those people with a manicured lawn who would object when a proposal like this threatens her
36:40community.
36:41But my eyes have been opened and I will personally go door to door to help other people see how
36:46essential this project is.
36:48So that where we live can truly be called a community.
37:01You were amazing.
37:04Well, I'm in every word.
37:06I want to help you any way I can.
37:08Great.
37:08Well, first thing tomorrow, I'll take you out to see the construction site.
37:12Yes, we may think we're all destined to play certain roles.
37:17But sometimes those roles can unexpectedly change.
37:24A nervous student may discover a hidden confidence.
37:29A long-time wife may confront a harsh new reality.
37:35A busy mother may find her attention is needed elsewhere.
37:41And a woman who wanted to do a little bit of good may find herself playing a much bigger role
37:48than she intended.
37:51I was searching and searching for the perfect spot.
37:54And then I found it.
37:56Chubbin Woods.
37:58Have you ever been here before?
38:07Once?
38:08Well, we're finally gonna break ground on Tuesday.
38:12That's all thanks to you.
38:15That I could help.