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00:01Being in love can bring out the worst in people.
00:05They may become stingy,
00:09or hostile,
00:13or simply indifferent.
00:17But in the beginning, when love is still a promise,
00:22people bring their best to the table.
00:25Here's to second chances.
00:27Oh, here's to you for giving me a second chance.
00:32I really didn't expect you to be so nice on the phone.
00:35I guess you were charmed by my groveling.
00:38But now I'm kind of in a pickle.
00:40I spent the last week complaining about the crazy bitch I went out with.
00:43Now I have to go back and tell everyone,
00:44this is one of the best dates of my life.
00:47Aww, that's so sweet.
00:49Not so fast. We haven't had dessert yet.
00:51We still could blow it.
00:52Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
00:54Well, how about we get out of here?
00:57I can have dessert at my place.
00:59That sounds great.
01:02So I have half an apple pie,
01:04I've got some of those little pudding cups,
01:06and I think there are some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer.
01:10Oh.
01:10Come on.
01:12Who can resist a pudding cup?
01:14No, it's just...
01:17I didn't realize that you actually invited me over here for...
01:20dessert.
01:23Oh.
01:24Dessert?
01:25You thought I meant...
01:26Sex.
01:28Right.
01:29That's why you ran all those red lights.
01:31I figured you had a sweet tooth.
01:33Yeah.
01:36So just the three choices?
01:40I think so.
01:43Don't get me wrong.
01:44I love dessert, both kinds.
01:45It's just so soon.
01:47And it's only our second date.
01:48Only the first one that's gone well.
01:50I get it.
01:50No problem.
01:51Plus, there's a certain amount of prep work involved that I would have done
01:55had I known we were thinking of.
01:57And I didn't make my bed, and there are no clean towels.
01:59I misunderstood.
02:01And now I made you feel uncomfortable.
02:03I'm so sorry.
02:05No.
02:05We had a great night.
02:07Yes.
02:07I look forward to doing it again.
02:09Oh.
02:10Yes.
02:10Sounds good.
02:11Okay.
02:14Just...
02:14Please don't think that this means I never want to have sex with you,
02:17because you're great.
02:18And sex is great.
02:19I love sex.
02:20I always have.
02:21I was a total whore in college.
02:22Oh, God.
02:23Oh, God.
02:24All right.
02:25Well, I guess this was good night, then.
02:27Okay.
02:28Good night.
02:29Yes.
02:30The promise of love can bring out the best in us.
02:33Unless we find that we're a little out of practice.
02:42After a disaster, every housewife has her own way of coping.
02:48Some turn to drink.
02:52Some turn to sweets.
02:56And some turn to the people they trust the most.
03:01So then I said I'd love to have sex with them, but I'm not sure I'm ready yet.
03:04And now we're going to have this awkward thing hanging over us.
03:07Nobody expects you to hop right into bed with someone new.
03:10Why not?
03:10Tom did.
03:12I'm just trying to motivate her.
03:14To do what?
03:15Have random sex with the first guy she meets?
03:18You don't want to be that girl.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Because that sounds like too much fun.
03:22Susan Lynette is pushing 50.
03:24With a very long stick.
03:26Point is, she should be out there getting some while she's still limber enough to enjoy it.
03:29Are you supposed to be on my side here?
03:31Of course.
03:32First things first.
03:34Do you really like this guy?
03:36Yeah, I think I do.
03:38What's the problem?
03:39Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty.
03:41It's been a while.
03:42The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait so long between pap smears.
03:47Okay.
03:48You're putting too much pressure on yourself.
03:49And if you really like this guy, you should take it slow.
03:52Yeah, but not too slow.
03:53You're starting a new relationship and sex is a big part of it.
03:55You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive.
03:57So drive this guy, Lynette.
03:59Drive him hard.
04:01So, how much longer is Carlos going to be in rehab?
04:04Fourteen and a half days.
04:06I don't know.
04:07The first time with somebody is always awkward and weird.
04:10And exciting and great.
04:12Come on.
04:13In 20 years of marriage, you never fantasized about being with someone else?
04:16Constantly.
04:17Sometimes during.
04:18Well, here's your chance.
04:20Huh.
04:20I guess this is the upside to having your marriage collapse.
04:23Okay.
04:24I just have to figure out how to make my first move.
04:29I know who could give you some tips.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34Is that another one?
04:35I know.
04:36What happened to the blonde guy from last week?
04:37The blonde guy?
04:38The guy I saw had dark hair in the sports car.
04:40The guy I saw drove a motorcycle.
04:42What is that?
04:42Five guys in a week?
04:43Is she starting a basketball team?
04:47Should we be worried about her?
04:49After the way she treated us?
04:50Uh-uh.
04:51She's not our problem anymore.
04:58What are these women staring at us?
05:02Nobody I know.
05:06Anita, why do you insist on giving out Valentine cupcakes when I bought you a box of perfectly
05:10good cards?
05:11Store bought cards are lame.
05:12Who cares?
05:13I could be watching TV right now instead of trying to cram the name Harrison onto a cupcake.
05:17I wish Daddy was here.
05:19He always helps me with stuff.
05:22You really miss them, huh?
05:23Yeah.
05:24Why do you have to go to stupid Europe anyway?
05:28Well, you know, business trips are very important.
05:30That's why they call them business trips.
05:33But he's never been gone this long.
05:34It feels like forever.
05:36I know.
05:37But when he gets home everything's gonna be great again.
05:40Do you have any more of those sprinkles?
05:43Spending a lot of time on that one cupcake.
05:46Is it for someone special?
05:47No, it's for nobody.
05:50Juanita, what's his name?
05:51He doesn't have a name.
05:52Ha!
05:53So you admit he exists?
05:55Fine.
05:56His name is Ryan Veo.
05:58He's so cool.
06:00He can dislocate his shoulders so it looks like he was in a car accident.
06:04You and me, we go for the bad boys.
06:06So I just want his to be special.
06:08Do you think that's dumb?
06:09No.
06:11I think you need more candy hearts.
06:18Hey, I've been meaning to ask.
06:20Do we have any cereal?
06:21It's for Julie.
06:23For the rest of her life?
06:25When she was a kid our favorite thing was to have cereal dinner.
06:28But I couldn't remember her favorites so I got them all.
06:31I can't believe it's been six months since she's been home.
06:34Yeah. Why the visit?
06:35I think she just misses her mom.
06:37She sounded a little blue on the phone.
06:39Well, we should think of some stuff to cheer her up.
06:41Way ahead of you.
06:42We are going to do all the things she loved to do when she was a kid.
06:46Oh, hey.
06:47Do we still have that trampoline in the garage?
06:48She would jump on that thing for hours.
06:51I would be up in my room reading and her head would keep popping up in the window.
06:54Hi, Mom.
06:55Hi, Mom.
06:56Hi, Mom.
06:57Hi, Mom.
06:58Julie.
06:59Hi.
06:59Hi.
07:00Hey, Mike.
07:01Hey, kiddo.
07:01You look great.
07:02Oh, you do.
07:03You look wonderful.
07:05Can I get you something?
07:06Uh, yeah.
07:07Share some water.
07:07Oh.
07:09We are going to have so much fun this week.
07:11I thought we'd start at the amusement park with some high-risk rollercoastering.
07:16Uh, Susan.
07:17And then I'm going to take you to my kick-ass kickboxing class.
07:22Yeah, uh, babe?
07:23And to top it off, Mike is going to dig out that trampoline so that you can-
07:26Oh, my God.
07:29Yeah.
07:30I don't think we're going to be needing that trampoline.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:42You're pregnant.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Uh, six months.
07:48You didn't even tell me you were in a relationship.
07:53Oh, God.
07:55Is there something wrong with the guy?
07:57I'm going to hate him, aren't I?
07:58No.
07:59Because you're not going to meet him.
08:03It was just kind of a casual thing and he's not really interested in following through.
08:08I was right.
08:09I do hate him.
08:11And you're okay with that?
08:13Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:15I am.
08:16Then we are too.
08:19Of course.
08:20And we are going to be here for you.
08:23You can move back home and Mike and I will help take care of the baby.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:27I can't believe I didn't even ask.
08:29Is it a boy or a girl?
08:31It doesn't matter.
08:34I'm giving it up for adoption.
08:36What?
08:38No, you're not.
08:39Mom.
08:40Look at my life.
08:41I live in a crappy apartment.
08:43I am working part-time while I finish my PhD.
08:45But you always said you wanted children.
08:47Yeah, with a husband.
08:50I'm not in a place to do this right now.
08:52No, no, no.
08:52Slow down.
08:54We need to think this through.
08:56I already have.
08:58And I'm working with this agency and they set up a meeting with a great couple who doesn't live too
09:02far from here.
09:03Oh, God.
09:04I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night.
09:07And they want to meet you too.
09:08To learn about my background.
09:11So that's why you came home.
09:13Not just to break my heart.
09:17Okay, well, guess what?
09:19No one is meeting anyone.
09:21And no one is going to give away this baby.
09:23Susan.
09:24Mom, you just said you'd be there for me.
09:26I really need your support.
09:30Please.
09:34Okay, I'll do it.
09:36We'll have them over for dinner.
09:44Happy sucky Valentine's Day.
09:47What happened?
09:48Ryan didn't like your cupcake?
09:51He ate it.
09:52But he didn't even give me a card.
09:55Oh, well, who cares about him?
09:57Plenty of other people gave you valentines.
10:00Like Jacob.
10:01Dear Juanita, my parents made me write this.
10:05You smell like ham.
10:08You like ham.
10:09I like Ryan.
10:11Why doesn't he like me?
10:12What's wrong with me?
10:14Nothing is wrong with you.
10:15You are wonderful.
10:16Come here.
10:22Hey, sweetie, are you sure Ryan didn't give you a card?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Maybe you should double check your backpack.
10:29You could have slipped it in when you weren't looking.
10:31How would he do that?
10:33Boys are weird.
10:34Take a look.
10:57What are you doing?
10:58Nothing.
10:59Hey, what's, uh, what's that?
11:02What?
11:03That thing that just fell out of your backpack.
11:08Oh my god, oh my god!
11:10It's from him!
11:11Happy Valentine's Day.
11:13XOXO Ryan.
11:14What's XOXO?
11:15Hugs and kisses.
11:17Hugs and kisses?
11:18Oh, he does like me.
11:21I'm going to call him.
11:22No, no, no, no, you can't do that.
11:23Don't do that.
11:24Why not?
11:26Because boys don't like it when girls tell them they like them.
11:30Then how will he know?
11:31Oh, sweetie, he knows, you know, so neither of you need to say it.
11:34It's much more romantic this way.
11:36I'm serious.
11:37Don't talk to him, ever.
11:38It'll wreck the relationship.
11:40But if we don't talk, what kind of relationship is that?
11:43The very best kind.
11:46Oh my god, is this?
11:50Chocolate?
11:51He's perfect!
11:56Susan, this one's delicious.
11:58Oh, just a little something I whipped up.
12:00A toast.
12:02To Julie and Susan for inviting us into your beautiful home
12:05and offering us this amazing gift of life.
12:12You're not drinking, Debbie?
12:15I'm abstaining in a show of solidarity with Julie.
12:18I may not be able to carry my own baby, but I can support the woman who is.
12:23Oh, that's sweet.
12:24But word of advice, drop that plan when the doctor starts talking episiotomy.
12:29Oh!
12:32Susan, I can't believe how great you're being about this.
12:36It's wonderful that your mother's so supportive.
12:39Well, she understands how this is going to be so much better for everyone.
12:44Absolutely.
12:44I can't think of a better home for this baby than with the two of you.
12:48Oh.
12:53Julie, do you mind getting the dessert?
12:56Oh, sure.
12:57And Debbie, if you're peeing in solidarity with me, then that's where I'll be heading first.
13:02Oh.
13:04You have done an incredible job with her.
13:06She seems great.
13:08Yeah.
13:09She's having one of her good days.
13:13Her good days?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Seems Dr. Cohen finally got her meds perfectly balanced.
13:20That's why I'm letting her use a knife tonight.
13:23Wait, meds?
13:25She never mentioned anything on her application about...
13:28Mental illness?
13:31Yeah.
13:32Grandma used to say our family tree grew nothing but bananas.
13:38Before she hung herself.
13:41I think, legally, she had to disclose this to us.
13:44Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal.
13:46Then we'll have to see all of her jail tattoos.
13:50Bill?
13:52Um...
13:53What else didn't she tell us?
13:56I don't know.
13:59Did she tell you she can hold her hand over an open flame without crying?
14:05Yeah, her eyes water.
14:06But she just keeps laughing and laughing.
14:11But it's not all her fault.
14:13I should have stopped drinking when I was pregnant, but I laxed my wine.
14:19I'm back.
14:20Who's ready for dessert?
14:30You don't have to do that.
14:36Still not talking to me, huh?
14:38I'm channeling my anger into cleaning.
14:41Well, I was going to apologize, but maybe I should wait until you tackle the bathroom.
14:47You do realize that scaring those people off doesn't change anything?
14:51I'm healthy.
14:51I'm white.
14:52I'm a year away from my PhD.
14:55I'm a year away from my PhD.
15:00I'm sorry.
15:01It's my grandchild.
15:04And I know that you think you have thought this all out.
15:07But until you have held that baby in your arms, you have no idea what you're giving up.
15:13I'm going to bed.
15:14No, please.
15:15Hear me out.
15:17You're scared.
15:18I get it.
15:20But you can do this.
15:21I don't want to be a single mother.
15:23Why can't you respect that?
15:25It's not so bad being a single mother.
15:27We had a great time.
15:29We were like best friends.
15:31Remember, we would have cereal for dinner and we'd stay up in my bed all night telling each other our
15:36secrets.
15:37It's funny you remember it that way.
15:40Because I don't.
15:43I was 12, Mom.
15:45I slept in your bed because you couldn't handle looking at the empty side.
15:50And how about those fun drives past Dad's apartment to see if he was bringing anyone home?
15:54And the only reason we had cereal dinner was because that's the only food I could make since you were
15:59too upset to cook.
16:04Wow.
16:09I...
16:11I had no idea.
16:14That is why I don't want to have this baby on my own.
16:19Because I already raised a child.
16:22You.
16:42What are you staring at?
16:44Shh.
16:45Don't talk.
16:46Why not?
16:48You've ruined our relationship.
16:50Oh, we don't have a relationship.
16:52Right.
16:53That's why you gave me the XOs.
16:56XOs?
16:56What's that mean?
16:57I'll show you.
17:00Sexual harassment?
17:01Are you kidding me?
17:02She's a nine-year-old with a crush, not a presidential hopeful.
17:06Regardless, here at Oak Ridge we have a zero tolerance policy for unwanted advances.
17:11Honey, I was a model.
17:13I know all about unwanted advances.
17:15Try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy David Lee Roth.
17:18Your daughter forced this boy to the ground and kissed him against his will.
17:23Oh, and we all know how much boys hate being kissed.
17:25He cried for 20 minutes.
17:27He could barely tell me what happened.
17:29Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby.
17:31That kid's not going to last a day in high school.
17:34Mrs. Solis, I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation.
17:38I mean, it's not like when we were kids.
17:41Hey, hey, Cotton Top, you and I are not the same age.
17:46You need to talk to your daughter.
17:48Because if she so much as glances in that boy's direction again, we will have no choice but to expel
17:54her.
18:16I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling rather bold tonight.
18:19Can I buy you a drink?
18:22Sure.
18:25Matt, drink from my friend here.
18:27What's your poison?
18:29Whiskey, straight up.
18:31I'm Brie, by the way.
18:36Jerry.
18:37Jerry! Nice to meet you, Jerry.
18:42Not much of a talker, huh?
18:43Well, that's okay. I will ask all the questions.
18:47What do you do for a living, Jerry?
18:49I'm a roofer.
18:51Same thing I was two nights ago.
18:54When you took me home.
18:58Jerry!
18:59Jerry, I'm so sorry!
19:02It's just so dark in here and I...
19:03It's okay. It happens.
19:05Especially with this crowd.
19:09Well, I can assure you that I will not forget you twice.
19:17Sir, uh, any way I can make it up to you?
19:20Well, I, uh...
19:23I do remember the other night.
19:25Mm-hmm.
19:26And yeah, you have several ways.
19:31Well then, um...
19:35Let's not waste any time.
20:02Hey, kid.
20:03Want a beer?
20:04Oh, right.
20:11It's so weird to remember being a kid here and...
20:14Now to be...
20:16Yeah, I'll bet.
20:18Imagine how weird it is for your mom.
20:21I get that.
20:23I just wish she'd...
20:25Julie, you're about to wish that your mom would stop trying to figure out your life for you.
20:29You're about to waste a wish.
20:32It sounded like you were kind of rough on her last night.
20:36I was.
20:38She told you, huh?
20:40The fact that she didn't tell me is how I knew it was rough.
20:43I was just really angry.
20:45It's like she doesn't realize this whole thing is killing me, too.
20:49Oh, believe me. She does.
20:51That's why she won't stay out of it.
20:53Well, it's not making it any easier on me.
20:59When it comes to her kids, your mom has one gear, Julie.
21:03Love.
21:04That's it.
21:06And if you sort through all the times in your life that she drove you nuts...
21:09What she did, what she said, how she acted...
21:13You're gonna find love.
21:18I know.
21:21And as far as flaws in a mom go, that's a pretty good one.
21:36What's the big deal? I kissed him. It's a free country.
21:38Well, some people at school think that's inappropriate to do on the playground.
21:42Oh.
21:44Well, I know a spot at the park where we can kiss.
21:46No, no, no. No kissing Ryan anywhere.
21:49But that's how it works.
21:51First kissing, then get married, then he buys me presents.
21:54Oh my God, you are my daughter.
21:58Honey...
22:00I don't think Ryan likes you like that.
22:03What do you mean? He sent me a valentine.
22:08Actually, he didn't.
22:10I did.
22:14I signed his name and I let you think it was from him.
22:19It's just when you didn't get a valentine, you seemed so upset.
22:22And I just wanted to see you happy again.
22:28I'm sorry, Juanita. I hate seeing you sad like this.
22:33I'm not sad. I'm mad.
22:35You always lie to me.
22:37I don't lie to you.
22:39Okay, then. Where's Daddy?
22:42Because I know he's not in Europe.
22:46How do you know that?
22:47I can tell.
22:49I'm not a kid anymore.
22:50I know when you're hiding stuff.
22:54Wow.
22:56You're growing up so fast.
23:01Honey, a part of me still sees you as this cute little baby I used to bathe in the sink.
23:09But every day you're getting stronger and smarter.
23:14So maybe I don't need to protect you quite so much.
23:20Why don't we get some cupcakes?
23:23You and I are gonna have a little talk.
23:32Mom.
23:34What are you doing?
23:35Don't worry, I'm putting them away.
23:39Oh.
23:41You remember these?
23:42No, Mom.
23:43I was one.
23:45I had a pair that...
23:50and in pink striped overalls.
23:52They probably thought we were a Christian singing group.
23:55They'd say we looked sweet together.
23:59I wouldn't trade that memory for anything.
24:07I know this is hard.
24:10And I'm really sorry for the way I went off on you.
24:13No.
24:14I'm the one who should apologize.
24:17I had no right to lie to those people.
24:23And I know that I made mistakes with you.
24:26A lot of them.
24:31I guess I just told myself it was okay because you turned out so great.
24:39You did the best you could.
24:42I know that.
24:45You're a great mom.
24:52I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
24:58Because no matter how hard it was,
25:02you were always the best thing in my life.
25:06Mom.
25:08I've given this...
25:10a lot of thought.
25:15And it's the toughest decision I've ever had to make.
25:22But I've made it.
25:26I understand.
25:31I'm just trying to do what's best for her.
25:35Huh?
25:39It's a girl.
25:52Hi, you.
25:53Sorry I'm late.
25:54Stupid traffic.
25:56We should get a move on if we're going to make our reservations.
25:58No. No, no.
25:59We have time. Come on in.
26:01So can I, um,
26:02get you anything before we go?
26:04Coffee? Or a drink? Or...
26:07Dessert?
26:09Dessert?
26:10We haven't eaten yet.
26:11I know, I'm talking about dessert.
26:15I'm not falling for this again.
26:17Are you talking about...
26:18Sex, I'm talking about sex.
26:20Would you like to have sex?
26:21Now?
26:23You said the kids are at your ex's all night.
26:25We could still go to dinner.
26:26No, no, no, because then it'll be hanging over our heads all night.
26:29Don't be drinking too much and laughing too hard at your jokes.
26:32I really don't have any more reasons, so could we please just go have sex?
26:47I was kind of hoping that we could leave that on.
26:50Five kids, trust me, it's better off.
26:52Oh, you have nothing to worry about. You look amazing.
26:57Tell you what.
26:59I turn the bedside lamp on and you get the candles.
27:02How about I'll see your bedside lamp and I'll raise you a floor lamp.
27:10Ah, floor lamp's out. I'm not going over 25 watts.
27:15How about closet light on?
27:19I'll crack the door and...
27:26You get to keep the candles.
27:29Sorry.
27:30That's as high as I can go this round.
27:37Then I'm all in.
27:41Lynette?
27:42Sweetheart?
27:44What is going on?
27:46I couldn't understand your message.
27:49That's what you left on my machine.
27:51Can you use your words, please?
27:54Is this about your date with Frank last night?
27:57Grunt once for a yes, twice for now.
28:00Did you have sex with him?
28:03Sort of.
28:04Sort of? What does that mean?
28:06I don't want to talk about it.
28:08Oh, this is ridiculous.
28:10You called me over. Now tell me what happened.
28:16I cried.
28:18Oh, no.
28:19When? After?
28:21Right in the middle.
28:23Oh, God.
28:25Is there any way he didn't notice?
28:27I blew my nose in the sheets.
28:30Kind of hard to ignore.
28:32What made you cry?
28:35I opened my eyes, and I saw him, this lovely man I have a really nice time with, and I
28:41realized
28:42my marriage is over.
28:44Didn't you realize that when Tom took his girlfriend to Europe?
28:47No, I didn't.
28:49Because that was Tom, and I kept thinking, boy, Tom's moving on, but this is me.
28:57This is really happening to me.
29:06I love bites, doesn't it?
29:09What did, uh, Frank do?
29:12He was really sweet.
29:14Handed me a box of Kleenex.
29:15Said all the right things.
29:17But trust me, I'm never seeing him again.
29:21Well, think of it this way.
29:23It cost you one guy to face the truth.
29:26Your marriage is over.
29:29Now you can move on, just like Tom.
29:32Yippee for me.
29:34Mm-hmm.
29:36I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Brie when I took her out drinking.
29:39The only way to live life is wildly.
29:46What?
29:47You took Brie out drinking?
29:49Yeah.
29:50Why?
29:51Was it bad?
29:52How the hell could Renee take her out drinking?
29:54Doesn't she know Brie's an alcoholic?
29:56I have known Renee a long time, and she's not exactly what you'd call a detail person.
30:00Well, at least this helps explain the way Brie's been acting lately.
30:04I don't know.
30:05There's not enough booze in the world to justify the skeezes coming out of that house.
30:08How could we not know this?
30:10Because we're not speaking to her, you know?
30:12Because of what she did.
30:13I was so mad.
30:14I thought I'd stay mad a long time.
30:16But now, knowing that she's hurting just seems mean.
30:19Yeah.
30:21I miss her.
30:22I miss us being us.
30:25So, whatever happened, we need to put it behind us and go help Brie.
30:29You think we can get through to her?
30:31I don't know.
30:32But we have to try.
30:41Are you sure this is your house?
30:47What the hell?
30:49Wow.
30:50Booze, loose morals, and now swearing?
30:52Too late.
30:52There's no Brie left.
30:53What?
30:54Are you in my house?
30:55This is an intervention, Brie.
30:57This isn't for TV, is it?
30:58Because I'm married.
31:00I was going to tell you.
31:01An intervention?
31:02You've got to be kidding me.
31:03We're your friends.
31:04We want to help.
31:05Get out!
31:06All of you!
31:08Not you!
31:11Idiot.
31:12Talk to you, sweetie.
31:13Why are you behaving like this?
31:14I don't know what you're talking about.
31:16It's not like we can't see what's going on.
31:18We know you're drinking again.
31:20Oh.
31:20What about all these men?
31:22We know about that, too.
31:23Wow.
31:23Can't hide anything from you girls, huh?
31:27And did you also know I tried to kill myself?
31:31What?
31:32Oh, my God.
31:34How'd that little nugget of information slip past my nearest and dearest friends?
31:38If this is a joke, it's not funny.
31:41It's not a joke.
31:44I checked into a motel room with nothing but a bottle and a gun.
31:49Then you're wrong, Susan.
31:50Then you're wrong, Susan.
31:50It is funny, funny, that the women standing here before me, professing to be my supportive
31:58friends, are one of the reasons I was in that motel room.
32:02Please stop.
32:04No.
32:05Don't give me this friends nonsense.
32:06All I ever was to you was the organizer, the problem solver, a leader when you needed
32:12one.
32:12Which is exactly what I was, that horrible night when we buried your stepfather.
32:20And I was so grateful for that.
32:22Liar.
32:23All of you liars.
32:25Liar.
32:25Because as soon as it got rough, as soon as there was any trouble, it all became my fault.
32:31And off you went.
32:32You had no idea.
32:34I wish you had told us.
32:35Oh, I tried.
32:36But even when I came to you to apologize, you slammed your doors in my face.
32:43Okay, fine.
32:44You're right.
32:45We did.
32:46We screwed up.
32:47We let this pull us apart, but that's not going to happen again.
32:50Because no matter what you think, we love you, Bri.
32:53We'll do whatever it takes.
32:55We just want things to be back the way they were.
33:01Well, I don't.
33:12Frank?
33:14What's all this?
33:15Well, this is something I recently discovered, called pizza.
33:19I think you're going to like it.
33:21Um, sorry.
33:23Did we have plans?
33:25Nope.
33:26This is more of a stealth date.
33:28Every time we made plans, there's been too much pressure.
33:30So I figured, maybe things will be better if we sneak up on each other.
33:34Do you have some unresolved mother issues or something?
33:37Hmm?
33:38Actually, my mother and I get along quite well.
33:40Why do you ask?
33:41Because that's the only reason I can think of, of why you would keep coming back here.
33:45Oh, I can think of another.
33:47I like you.
33:48You do remember I cried in the middle of sex, right?
33:53Well, Annette, you lived with the same guy for 20 years.
33:56It only makes sense that he'd be in your head.
33:58And frankly, I'd think twice about you if he weren't.
34:02Is it weird to say frankly when your name is Frank?
34:04Not until now.
34:08Look, I'm a guy.
34:10So obviously, I'm a complete idiot.
34:13One thing I do know is that if you're lucky enough to meet someone
34:16who's sexy, smart, and funny, and who actually likes you,
34:20you give that person all the time they need.
34:25Now where's your corkscrew?
34:28Uh, middle drawer on the right.
34:35Hey, hey.
34:42Wait.
34:44I know you're more comfortable like this.
34:47Oh, leave it on.
34:57Evening, Brie.
34:58Usual.
35:01I suppose it has become the usual, hasn't it?
35:05Yes, please.
35:09Hey.
35:13I got a thing for redheads.
35:16Want to see it?
35:18Charming.
35:21It's Brie, right?
35:22Listen, I just came here to have a drink.
35:24I really don't feel like talking.
35:26Yeah?
35:28Well, it wasn't a chance to have a conversation that brought me over.
35:33I beg your pardon?
35:34I know what you come here for.
35:35We can stop the game.
35:36We can stop everything, including this unfortunate encounter.
35:40Now, please leave me alone.
35:43Wait.
35:44Wait, wait.
35:45So, so suddenly you're some high-class lady?
35:50Hmm?
35:52Give me a break.
35:54Everybody in this bar knows what you are.
35:59I'm going to start a tab for you.
36:08No.
36:10No, I don't.
36:11I have to go.
36:19I'll drive.
36:22Please give me my keys.
36:24Come on, Brie.
36:25I see some of the dirtbags you drag out of this place.
36:27Why?
36:28I don't make the cut?
36:29No, you're vile.
36:30Now give me my keys and get away from me.
36:33Whoa.
36:35This is a new low for me.
36:36I'm not good enough for the town to pump.
36:41You know what?
36:43I think we'll take my car.
36:44No!
36:46I'm not going anywhere with you.
36:47Get your hands off of me.
36:49You like a fight?
36:50Huh?
36:51Let go of me.
36:53Let go of me.
36:53You heard her.
36:55Let go.
36:58Orson.
36:59Hello, Brie.
37:01We'll catch up in a moment.
37:02If you're smart, you'll step away from her and go back to the hole you crawled out of.
37:08Buddy, I got a rule about not hitting guys in wheelchairs, but you, you're begging for an asterisk.
37:27I also have pepper spray.
37:32Orson, what are you doing here?
37:34How did you...
37:34Your friends called me.
37:37They said you were going through a rough time.
37:45Orson, I've been such a mess of my life.
37:50Don't worry, Tara.
37:52The one thing you and I were always good at was cleaning things up.
38:03Yes, love can bring out the best in us.
38:26But sometimes what surprises us most isn't what love brings out, but who.
38:35It brings back.