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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 3
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00:02Previously on Despot Housewives, Brie discovered a family secret.
00:06Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
00:08Lynette struggled with chemotherapy.
00:11While Susan took joy in being pregnant.
00:14I'm eating for two.
00:15The biggest obstacle to Carlos and Gabby.
00:18The IRS could make me testify against you.
00:21Was the promise Edie forced Carlos to make.
00:24We're engaged.
00:25I really did care for Edie.
00:26But I can't let her ruin my life.
00:31Trevor, over here!
00:34All children love to play games.
00:37But before they can race their bikes, or jump their ropes, or toss their frisbees,
00:45children understand they must first convince their friends to play along with them.
00:50The same is true for adults.
00:54Hi Gabby, it's me.
00:55I'm throwing a party Saturday night.
00:57Guess what kind?
00:58A charades party?
01:00Didn't you just throw one?
01:01No, that was a year ago.
01:04Oh, right.
01:05Guess it's time for another one.
01:07Sure is.
01:07Can you come?
01:08Um, sorry Victor needs me at this political thing.
01:13Damn.
01:14Damn, damn.
01:15Oh, you have to come.
01:17Oh, you have to come.
01:17You're the best charades player I know.
01:19That's sweet.
01:21And totally accurate.
01:22But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so...
01:25Oh, there's my other line.
01:27Can you ask me next time, okay hon?
01:28Okay, bye.
01:31Hello.
01:33Oh, hey Brie.
01:34Hmm, what's up?
01:35Well, I stopped by Catherine's last night just to get a recipe, and you'll never believe what I overheard.
01:41She slapped her kids?
01:42No!
01:43Yeah, get this.
01:45When Adam said Dylan was just going to keep asking questions, Catherine said, and I quote,
01:49Well, we're just going to have to find better lies.
01:53Oh, hang on, I've got another call.
01:55Don't answer it.
01:56Susan, she's hosting another game night.
01:59Another one?
02:00It's time for an anonymous letter.
02:02Wait, is Catherine going to Susan's charade night?
02:05Probably, why?
02:06We should go too.
02:08Get a few drinks in her, see if she loosens up.
02:11I doubt a woman like Catherine is going to spill her secrets just because she's had a little wine.
02:16I don't know. You came out with some interesting things before you swore off the sauce.
02:21Well, none that I recall.
02:23Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity in the backseat of a...
02:25Point? Well taken.
02:27I'll bring the wine.
02:28Susan, good news. We can come to the party after all.
02:32Hey, you know who else you should invite?
02:35Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in.
02:39Will our new neighbor be coming?
02:40Of course. I love your charades parties, and I hope you're inviting that delightful Catherine Mayfair.
02:49So, you were paid a very nice compliment today.
02:52I was?
02:53Yes. I am hosting a charades party, and all of my friends went out of their way to insist I
02:58invite you.
02:59Really?
03:00Mm-hmm.
03:02Yes. Not all adults like to play games.
03:06But the ones who do...
03:09play to win.
03:24Stella Wingfield hated to cook.
03:27Still, she spent that Friday morning grating cheese,
03:32and greasing a pan,
03:34and laying in macaroni
03:38because her eldest daughter was sick.
03:41And Stella could no longer sit by and do nothing.
03:46Lunch time.
03:47Oh, no thanks.
03:48Oh, come on. I made it for you special.
03:51You've got to keep your strength up.
03:52I appreciate the effort, but I told you I can't keep anything down.
03:56And FYI, mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.
04:00You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn.
04:03Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?
04:05Yeah, I am taking it. It's just not working.
04:10Well, um, I know something that might help your nausea
04:14and boost your appetite.
04:16Um, perhaps a little visit for my old friend, Mary Jane.
04:25You're suggesting pot?
04:27A lot of chemo patients use it.
04:29Hell, I did.
04:31Come on.
04:33Let mama score you some kick-ass chronic.
04:38Kick-ass chronic, uh-huh.
04:41You're a grandmother.
04:42Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an afghan?
04:44Just trying to ease your pain.
04:46Well, thanks.
04:48But I prefer not to get my medication
04:50from some guy under a bridge.
04:56Suit yourself.
05:05Hey.
05:08What's this?
05:10A crib.
05:11Oh, and look.
05:14Safety latch.
05:15I figured if the baby takes after you,
05:17accident proof is key.
05:19Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester.
05:21Um, don't you think it's a little early
05:23to be making cribs?
05:24Early would be painting it pink or blue.
05:27But I got both, so we'll cover either way.
05:33Great.
05:34And whether it's a boy or a girl,
05:38Colt's fan.
05:38That's non-negotiable.
05:40Hmm.
05:41Um, Bree's home.
05:42I'll be right back.
05:49Look sharp, Susan.
05:51God, it's getting harder and harder
05:53to keep her at arm's length.
05:54I never knew she was such a hugger.
05:56You want me to run interference?
05:57No, no.
05:58Getting good at props.
05:59Good.
06:01Hey, Susan, what's up?
06:03I need a favor.
06:04Um, I remember you mentioning
06:06that you liked your obstetrician.
06:07Can I get his number?
06:10I thought you were using Dr. Mayfair.
06:12Yeah, I don't know.
06:13It's getting a little weird.
06:15You know, Adam is my neighbor.
06:16Well, you don't mind Orson being your dentist.
06:19Well, that's because I don't blush
06:20when Orson says open wide.
06:23You know, my OB is all the way across town.
06:26You just do not want to drive that far.
06:28Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together
06:30and carpool.
06:31You know, pregnant gals on the road.
06:34It does sound fun,
06:36but I don't think my doctor's taking on any new patients.
06:39Oh, I can talk him into it.
06:40What's his name?
06:42I, um, don't remember.
06:46You don't remember?
06:47No, you know, I usually just call him doctor.
06:51Brie, you just get me the number.
07:10Here you go.
07:11But please don't mention my name.
07:13As I said, you know, he's overbooked,
07:14and I just don't want to get on his bad side.
07:16I'm so excited.
07:17Pregnant gals sharing a doctor.
07:21Ah-choo!
07:22Oh, bless you.
07:24Sorry.
07:25Probably just allergies,
07:26but, you know, you don't want to take any chances.
07:29Brie.
07:37Hey.
07:38Can I get a drink?
07:40Yeah, sure.
07:48By the way, I missed a thought.
07:51Ah, thanks.
08:01I'd say the car's clean enough.
08:03Catherine.
08:04You did seem awfully friendly.
08:06Do you know her?
08:08No.
08:09We said two words.
08:09She criticized my car washing.
08:11It's funny.
08:12When I criticize you, you don't put on a big, goofy grin.
08:15You really need to stop this.
08:17Given our history, shouldn't I be saying that to you?
08:20Catherine, I can't just not speak to women.
08:22I'm a gynecologist, for God's sake.
08:24Yes, I know.
08:27But you don't have to bring your work home with you.
08:42You leaving already?
08:44Edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister,
08:48so I got to swing by the mall.
08:51When can I see you next?
08:53Well, Victor has a teacher's union thing on Thursday.
08:57Guess I'll see you on Thursday.
09:00Carlos, what's happening here?
09:03I mean, with us, why are we still sneaking around?
09:06You know exactly why.
09:08Oh, come on.
09:09Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt.
09:11Don't you think it's time to move on?
09:12Look, I've got some things going on,
09:14and I need them to pay off before I can make a move.
09:16Really, I don't have a choice.
09:18Okay, but if you did have a choice,
09:20would it be a hard one?
09:22I mean, it's not like you're in love with Edie, is it?
09:25No, I don't love Edie.
09:27And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever.
09:29Just give me two weeks, okay?
09:34Bracelet's always nice.
09:39For Edie's sister.
09:43Good idea.
10:07Here's the thing.
10:08My daughter has cancer.
10:10She's so nauseous, she stopped eating.
10:12And I can't just stand by and watch her waste away.
10:16So I ask around,
10:17and people thought you might be able to get me what I need.
10:21You follow my drift?
10:23Um, yeah.
10:25You want me to score you some weed?
10:27The best stuff you can get.
10:29Nothing's too good for my little girl.
10:39Darling?
10:40What is it?
10:42I don't want you to worry.
10:44I just got off the phone with the convent.
10:48It seems Danielle took a little spill.
10:51You're eight and a half months pregnant.
10:53What in heaven's name were you doing rollerblading?
10:56I'm bored.
10:57All I do is lay around.
10:59In your condition, that's what you should be doing.
11:01And where on earth did you get skates in a convent?
11:05I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls.
11:08They have all the good exercise equipment.
11:10Danielle, what if your reckless behavior had hurt the baby?
11:12They're going to examine me.
11:14I'm sure the baby's fine.
11:15Yes, and it is going to stay that way
11:17because I have instructed Sister Teresa
11:19to keep you sequestered in your room
11:21until the baby is born.
11:23What am I supposed to do for fun?
11:24You won't even get me a DVD player.
11:25Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few weeks
11:29for reflection and personal growth.
11:32I hate you.
11:34Clearly it would be time well spent.
11:43How's the lasagna?
11:45Why don't you ask it yourself?
11:47Honey.
11:48Sorry.
11:49At least eat a little.
11:50We need you in fighting form for charades tonight.
11:52Yeah, about that, I don't think I'm going to make it.
11:55You have to.
11:57You are the charade's assassin.
11:59They still talk about the night
12:00that you guessed the Americanization of Emily
12:02in 15 seconds.
12:04Twelve.
12:05And that's my point.
12:06I'm undefeated.
12:07Why spoil my winning streak
12:08by playing when I'm not up to it?
12:10Honey, people know that you're sick.
12:13They don't expect you to be at your absolute best.
12:18Tom, hair loss and constant nausea,
12:20those are inconveniences.
12:22Losing at charades to Susan Meyer,
12:24that is just flat-out intolerable.
12:29Hey, Andrew.
12:30Hey.
12:30What's up?
12:31Hey, Mr. Scavo.
12:32A package for Lynette's mom
12:34got delivered to our house by mistake.
12:36I've got it, Tom.
12:38It's a pattern.
12:39I'm knitting Lynette an afghan.
13:25A friend of mine recommended this place.
13:29It's not exactly what I expected.
13:34Must be one heck of a doctor, though, huh?
13:37I don't know.
13:37I just come here to buy clean urine.
13:43Shoot!
13:44Those are only for grown-ups.
13:46Why?
13:47Because they have special medicine in them.
13:50Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink?
13:52Similar.
13:54How about some ice cream instead?
13:55And you can watch TV till your eyes fall out.
13:57Yeah!
13:58You stay.
14:02Grandma needs a favor.
14:03And you've got just the face for it.
14:10Wow, sweetie.
14:12Those really look delicious.
14:13But I just don't feel like eating right now.
14:16Just one, Mom?
14:18I made them special.
14:19Just for you.
14:33This really is delicious.
14:35This really is delicious.
14:42Now, if there's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell phone.
14:45Or they can just walk across the street.
14:48I'm fun, girls.
14:48Don't do anything I would do.
14:53Adam seems really laid back.
14:56Yeah, he's pretty cool.
14:59Of course.
15:00Everyone seems cool compared to Robo Mom.
15:04Hey, you never told me.
15:05What happened when you asked her about your real dad?
15:08She freaked out.
15:09Just like I thought.
15:11She wouldn't tell me anything.
15:15Well, there are other ways to find things out.
15:18Does your mom keep any old papers?
15:21You know, letters, diaries?
15:23Not that she shows me.
15:25There's stuff in the storage room upstairs.
15:27But it's locked.
15:28So forget about it.
15:33What kind of lock is it?
15:39Oh, come on in.
15:40I was hoping you were Susan.
15:43She's not here?
15:44No, she's not answering her cell phone.
15:45Is she?
15:46Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician over on River Street.
15:49She should be here by now.
15:50Why would you see a doctor over there?
15:52That's a terrible neighborhood.
15:53It is?
15:54Yes.
15:54Don't you remember?
15:55That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year.
15:58We should help Mike with the food.
16:01Knock, knock.
16:02We're here.
16:03Oh, good.
16:04Catherine.
16:05I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat.
16:08Open this now.
16:11Oh, Susan's parties are always such a snooze fest.
16:14The only thing people will be miming is get me the hell out of here.
16:18Aren't you a little overdressed for charades?
16:21I thought that I'd look nice.
16:22Just in case we decided to, well, I don't know, announce our engagement.
16:30We're not announcing anything.
16:34It's Susan and Mike's party.
16:36I do not want to make it all about us.
16:39You're right, darling.
16:42I may drop a few hints, though.
16:44Edie, let me be clear on this.
16:46You were not to tell anyone about our engagement.
16:48Got it?
16:49Fine.
16:51I won't say a word.
17:08Oh, this is fantastic.
17:10You know Edward Ferber?
17:11Mm-hmm.
17:11State senator?
17:12Yes.
17:13His wife just got picked up for shoplifting.
17:17Why is that fantastic?
17:20He was making noises about going against me for governor.
17:22I guess the light-fingered Mrs. Ferber just put an end to that.
17:25Why?
17:25It's not like he shoplifted.
17:27It doesn't matter.
17:28It's a scandal.
17:29You know what they do to pull numbers?
17:30Oh, that's right.
17:31I was reading about that in Politics is Boring magazine.
17:35I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you pulling crap like that.
17:39Yeah, you're lucky.
17:44So where's Lynette?
17:45She's usually your charade's MVP.
17:48Ah, she wasn't feeling so well, but you are still going down, mister.
17:53It's just a game, Tom.
17:54A game you wish you never played.
17:57Some of that work, you got it.
17:58Oh, hi, Gabby.
18:00Catherine and I were just talking about the old days.
18:03So when you were living with your aunt, was Dylan's father with you?
18:07No, just me and Dylan.
18:09Were you widowed or divorced?
18:13Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage.
18:17If you don't mind.
18:19Oh, well, we certainly didn't mean to pry.
18:23Let me just tinge that up for you.
18:26Hello.
18:29Oh, it's so nice to see you.
18:31All right, what's it going?
18:33Oh, no.
18:35Oh, my contact slipped.
18:40Is that an engagement ring?
18:43Oh, shoot.
18:46Pretend you didn't see that.
18:47I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement.
18:53Excuse me.
18:57Gabby!
18:58Sorry I'm late.
18:59Oh, my God, you made it!
19:01That is such a beautiful dress.
19:03We're going to have so much fun.
19:05You.
19:06Come with me.
19:09She's got a ring.
19:10What?
19:11Edie, she's wearing a big honking engagement ring the size of a peach pit.
19:15Hey, I didn't get her a ring.
19:16Oh, so you're not engaged?
19:18Well, see, here's the thing.
19:20Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
19:22Let me explain.
19:23I am done with your explanations, and I am done with just give me two more weeks, baby.
19:27Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it.
19:29We're through.
19:30So you're just going to go and live happily ever after with Victor, huh?
19:35You think Victor's my only option?
19:38Well, I got news for you, Carlos.
19:40I can have any guy I want.
19:41Because this waits for no man.
19:53You bought yourself an engagement ring.
19:56It's been three days, Carlos.
19:58How long was I supposed to wait?
19:59You agreed not to say anything.
20:01Ah, but I didn't agree not to wear anything.
20:05Don't worry.
20:06It wasn't expensive.
20:08You can pay me back later.
20:10Count on it.
20:12And the whole time, I just kept thinking, this is Bree's doctor.
20:16Bree recommended him.
20:18He must be the best.
20:19So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange and the area's only transvestite bookstore.
20:25And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor, and there was a cigarette machine in the waiting room.
20:32But when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray, I thought that you and I should have a
20:39talk.
20:40Oh, Susan, I am so sorry.
20:41And of course, I will pay for the slash tire and the stolen cell phone.
20:44That is not the point.
20:46Why would you send me to somebody who is obviously not your doctor?
20:51I can't tell you.
20:52Why not?
20:54It's private.
20:56You know what else is private?
20:58The parts of me that I'm pretty sure he snapped with his camera phone.
21:04I have a party to throw.
21:05I will deal with you later.
21:08Oh, God.
21:12Look, Al, she is totally out of control.
21:15I need her taken care of.
21:19Fine, I'll see what I can do.
21:27Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out and I can't reach it.
21:31Do you mind?
21:32Yeah, sure.
21:35There you go.
21:36Oh, I think I gotta chill.
21:40Now let me see if I can give you one.
21:42Yeah, it's worth it.
21:48We haven't been here an hour and you're already humiliating me?
21:51Are we really having this conversation again?
21:53Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago.
21:56For God's sake, I was not flirting.
21:57She asked me to fix her dress.
21:59Yeah, I saw your face.
22:00I could tell what a chore it was for you.
22:03You know what?
22:03I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department.
22:06Let me go catch up.
22:11I'm sorry.
22:13I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
22:15But you really shouldn't take this out on Adam.
22:18And Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean.
22:23No, I don't.
22:25But I'd certainly like to.
22:28Okay, everybody, let the games begin.
22:31Okay, I will be team captain one.
22:34Who wants to be captain number two?
22:35Okay, I'll do it.
22:37Great.
22:38Okay, you pick first.
22:39Oh, okay.
22:41I will pick Adam.
22:45I pick Lynette.
22:47Where's Lynette?
22:49She really wanted to be here.
22:50She's just feeling too sick to party.
22:57It's funny, isn't it?
23:00It's genius.
23:01He's a sponge, but he talks.
23:06Well, it looks like somebody is feeling a little better.
23:09Yeah.
23:10I guess that anti-nausea medicine finally kicked in.
23:14That must be it.
23:20Orson.
23:21Carlos.
23:23Um, husband in the room?
23:25Honey, I love you, but I want to win.
23:30You should pick Edie.
23:32Why?
23:33The woman just tried to commence suicide.
23:35Don't make her last pick.
23:36She's still fragile.
23:37Good point.
23:38Mike!
23:40Yes!
23:40Let's get started.
23:41No, no.
23:42Wait, wait, wait.
23:43Gabby, you know how it works.
23:44Okay, first I have to go over all the signals.
23:46Okay.
23:46So, um, this is a movie.
23:49Um, TV.
23:51Where did you learn to do this?
23:53When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out, you develop certain skills.
24:02I don't know.
24:03Maybe this is a sign we should stop.
24:07What were you saying about signs?
24:12A whole concept, person, um, let's see, Shakespeare, book, and then if you do the signal for book
24:20and you touch your heart, then that's poem.
24:22Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue?
24:25Yeah, come on, let's play.
24:27Let's play.
24:29Yeah, let's play.
24:31Hey, honey, you made it.
24:33Aha, dibs on Lynette.
24:35She's on my team.
24:36That's not fair.
24:37She's like the charades ninja.
24:38That's me, the ninja.
24:40What?
24:41Ah!
24:42Ah!
24:44I'm sorry.
24:46Okay.
24:48Okay, I'm ready.
24:53Okay, go.
24:55Shoes.
24:56Socks.
24:56Socks.
24:57Locked.
24:57Socks.
24:58Itch.
24:58Itch.
24:59Oh, ow.
25:01Blister.
25:02Blister.
25:02Sounds like blister.
25:03Kister.
25:04Sister.
25:05Two meals for sister Sarah!
25:07Woo!
25:08Okay, 22 seconds.
25:10Lynette, you're up.
25:11Come on, babe.
25:12We're 40 seconds down.
25:14We need you to make that time up.
25:15Who do you think you're talking to?
25:17Right on.
25:18All right.
25:19Woo!
25:21Ready?
25:22Get set.
25:24Go.
25:25Go.
25:34Honey, the clock's ticking.
25:36I know.
25:37This is a really hard one.
25:40Okay, come on.
25:41Come on.
25:41What is it?
25:42Is it a book?
25:42Is it a movie?
25:43Movie?
25:44It's a western.
25:45No talking.
25:46Sorry.
25:48Honey, start with the first word.
25:49How many syllables?
25:57One word?
25:59Sweetie, act it out.
26:00You're really good at that.
26:04Okay, okay.
26:04Whole idea.
26:07Me.
26:08Edie.
26:08Woman.
26:09Blonde.
26:10Bleach.
26:12No!
26:13No!
26:24Hang him high.
26:26Yes!
26:27Yes!
26:28Yes!
26:30Okay.
26:31Well, I think it's time for break.
26:34Yeah.
26:35Yeah.
26:37You feeling okay?
26:39Because you're acting kind of spacey.
26:41Yeah, no, I'm good.
26:42Hey, do you think they have any grapes or lobsters?
26:46Why don't I go get you some coffee, hon?
26:50Orson.
26:51Hey.
26:53There's a phone call for you at the house.
26:55You should probably take it.
26:57Oh.
27:08Hello.
27:11Oh, Tom.
27:12Stella, what are you doing here?
27:16I made some brownies earlier,
27:18and I just noticed they were missing.
27:23Uh, Lynette didn't bring them here, did she?
27:27Why?
27:27Is that a problem?
27:29It's like chocolate love.
27:31Oh, God.
27:32Wait, wait, wait.
27:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:33Sorry.
27:34Don't eat those.
27:35Don't eat those.
27:35Sorry.
27:36Um, nope.
27:37Ooh.
27:37Bad batch.
27:38Bad.
27:39Bad, bad, bad.
27:40Whoa.
27:41Sorry.
27:41Um, full of trans fats.
27:45Oh, God.
27:46Oh, Tom, watch it.
27:48I am sorry.
27:49Oh, thank you.
27:50Oh, thank you.
27:51Let me get that.
27:54Okay.
27:54Sorry.
27:55It's a little cold.
27:56I'm sorry.
27:57It's all right.
27:58Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband?
28:01What?
28:02I spilt my drink on him.
28:03And you're trying to make up for it by breastfeeding him?
28:06Uh, Catherine?
28:08Look, lady, you need to calm down.
28:10You're getting a reputation around here for having a stick up your ass.
28:13Better that reputation than when you're toting around.
28:16What do you mean by that?
28:17Okay, back to charades.
28:19Never mind.
28:20Forget it.
28:20Oh, no, no.
28:21Tell me.
28:22What's my reputation?
28:23Am I smug and holier than thou?
28:26Oh, no, wait.
28:27That's you.
28:28Let me be specific.
28:30By reputation, I mean that you are the kind of woman that treats a man like a plaything,
28:34whether it's my husband or, let's say, your teenage gardener.
28:47Brie saw you slap your daughter.
28:50Excuse me?
28:51Gabby.
28:53Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her.
28:55Why'd you do that?
28:58This is the last thing that I will ever say to you.
29:02Yes, I lost my temper with Dylan.
29:04But her father is a horrible man.
29:06I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter.
29:10What was I supposed to tell Dylan about that, hmm?
29:16I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:30Am I has three syllables.
29:38I guess you saw what happened down there.
29:42Yep.
29:45Look, it was a long time ago and it didn't mean anything.
29:49How many people know about this?
29:52Now or before tonight?
29:56How many?
29:58Look, I know you're upset.
29:59I'm not upset.
30:00I'm just trying to work out how to spin this.
30:04Clearly the boy was underage.
30:07Do you think money would shut him up?
30:10Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal.
30:13That's because you're not me.
30:24Okay, you've got to remember this.
30:26This is Bodsworth.
30:27You took him everywhere.
30:29No, I think I have to remember a bear that ugly.
30:31Well, clearly it's yours.
30:33Your mom kept it all these years and he's here in your old room.
30:37Wait, this was my old room?
30:40My mom told me I'm in my old room down the hall.
30:42No, this was your room.
30:44What are you talking about?
30:46Evening girls.
30:50Hey, how was the party?
30:52It was lovely.
30:54I think your mother would like your home to help clean up.
31:09I'm sorry, Mom.
31:12It's okay, sweetie.
31:20But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
31:36Orson, honey, where have you been?
31:38We got a call from Danielle's doctor.
31:40Apparently her fall caused a placental abruption
31:43where the placenta separates from the uterus.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:46And they said not to panic.
31:47There are degrees of this.
31:49They're doing a sonogram.
31:50Then they're going to call us.
31:51I can't wait that long.
31:53I have to be with her.
31:55Okay.
31:56I'll get you first.
32:01What do you think you're doing?
32:02You can't leave yet.
32:04Something's come up.
32:05We'll talk tomorrow.
32:05No, we'll talk now.
32:06You still owe me an explanation
32:08for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.
32:10I said I was sorry.
32:11For God's sake, Susan, not everything is about you.
32:18I know this night has been a complete disaster,
32:20but all in all, it's still your best party ever.
32:41I'm confused.
32:42Ow!
32:43Now I'm confused and my head hurts.
32:44That's for letting Edie think you're engaged.
32:47And the kiss?
32:49When you saw me flirting,
32:51you smashed a glass.
32:53When Victor heard I had an affair,
32:55he started crunching poll numbers.
32:59I need a man who cares enough to explode
33:01when he thinks he's going to lose me.
33:04I don't just love you.
33:06I love the way you love me.
33:10So we're back on?
33:13See you Thursday.
33:31Al, what have you got for me?
33:33I think I found a way to make this happen,
33:36but it might take a week or two to line everything up.
33:39Fantastic.
33:40I'll call you when it's done.
33:43Shirley?
33:46Can you make some copies of the Brit file?
33:59Seen Gabby?
34:00Uh, yeah.
34:01In the bathroom upstairs.
34:03Tell me something.
34:06When you found out that kid
34:08who you were paying to mow your lawn
34:10was doing your wife,
34:12how did you not kill him?
34:14Well, I wanted to at first.
34:17But, hey, we're all human, right?
34:19You gotta forgive and forget.
34:22You're a very understanding man.
34:24If she pulled something like that on me,
34:25that guy wouldn't be around for long.
34:29Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right?
34:33If you have enough money,
34:34it's not that hard to make someone disappear.
34:42Let's go, honey.
34:44Night, Carlos.
34:59Darling, what are you doing?
35:01I have to bring this DVD player to Danielle.
35:04Honey, we really have to go.
35:06It'll just take a few seconds.
35:07These damn cords.
35:09Sweetheart, it's a long drive.
35:11It's the only thing she asked for.
35:19Hello.
35:19Yes, hello?
35:21Hello, doctor.
35:22How is she?
35:28Thank God.
35:30Oh, my God.
35:32She's gonna be okay.
35:34Oh, my God.
35:35Oh, my God.
35:36Oh, my God.
35:47kids are all tucked in they're sleeping like angels great but quaili's in their cocoa
35:54could you check on for me please
36:00so how was the party you drugged me oh just a little what is wrong with you i told you
36:07i
36:07didn't want any pot before you slap me around let me ask you something do you feel better
36:15that's not the point and what were you thinking using my son as a drug mule he didn't know what
36:21was going on and why are you making such a big deal about it let me ask you something do
36:28you
36:28remember what i wore to the junior prom or what part i had in the play that year who remembers
36:35that stuff parents who weren't stoned my whole childhood passed in a blur because you were
36:43medicating yourself pot when you were sick booze when you weren't i am not going to do that i
36:50won't miss a second of my kids lives now if i can avoid it well i'd say i'm sorry but
36:57i'm not
37:00you're a mom you know there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer
37:07and seeing you act all goofy watching that cartoon well
37:15it was probably the high point of my trip
37:20i get it
37:24but if you ever pull something like this again i won't
37:29okay well
37:33i think i'll turn in
37:37yenta
37:38what
37:39junior year you were yenta in fiddler on the roof
37:44you remembered
37:46you know there are some performances so bad even alcohol can't block them out
38:03brie
38:06can we call a truce please
38:13so you know i'm not bluffing um i brought cake
38:20i'm so sorry that i snapped at you tonight
38:24it's okay
38:27i just want to know what's going on
38:30ever since you've been pregnant there's been this wall between us
38:33it's like something's changed and i don't know why
38:37did i do something to offend you
38:43it's not about you i've just been
38:46going through some things
38:48like what i mean come on just tell me
38:51we share everything
38:55okay
38:56i haven't told anybody this but
39:04it's uh about the baby
39:10there have been some complications
39:13oh no
39:15is everything okay
39:16yeah everything's fine but uh there was just a time where i thought i might lose it
39:21oh my god
39:23and there i was just bugging you about your doctor
39:26i'm so sorry
39:27you should have just told me
39:29no you're pregnant too
39:30i'm not gonna tell you anything that's gonna worry you
39:33oh are you kidding
39:34it's the first baby i've had in 17 years
39:36you know i could not possibly be more freaked out
39:38this morning
39:40i caught mike building a crib
39:42no
39:43this early
39:44yeah
39:45i i wanted to scream you know are you nuts do you just want to jinx it
39:51this is what we get for having kids at our age
39:53anxiety
39:55terror
39:56it's just gonna get worse
39:57do you know when our babies go to college
40:01we'll be like
40:03dead
40:05if we're lucky
40:11look at us
40:13pregnant gals
40:14eating cake and bitching
40:16it's kind of nice huh
40:19it really is
40:29what are you doing
40:30the hospital called
40:32my aunt's ready to come home
40:34and you wanted to stay in here
40:36yeah
40:37i think making this room off limits was a mistake
40:40if i want dylan to focus on other things
40:44i really need to make it less intriguing
40:48speaking of intriguing
40:51what were you thinking last night
40:54what
40:55come on the worst thing a father could do
40:58you realize what people are gonna think
41:00yeah
41:01they're gonna be very uncomfortable
41:03and uncomfortable people don't ask questions
41:19all children love games
41:23but children grow up
41:25and then they find new games to play
41:29they pretend to be well so their families won't worry
41:36they lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon
41:44they invent stories to hide the truth from their friends
41:51yes
41:53everyone has fun playing games
41:58right up until the moment
42:02someone gets hurt
42:05unless someone got into them
42:05to be
42:09oh
42:09oh
42:13oh
42:14oh
42:17oh
42:17oh
42:19oh
42:28oh
42:33okay
42:52Transcription by CastingWords
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