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00:03Humiliation. It's something we all try to avoid. Whenever possible. But unfortunately,
00:13there are some days when we can't help but fall flat on our face.
00:22Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm not mortified, but I'm fine. What happened? I don't know. I was thinking about
00:30how hot it was and I didn't pay attention to where I was going.
00:34For a second there, I was wondering if you fell on purpose. On purpose? A broken leg. A great excuse
00:40to get out and dinner with my parents.
00:41Don't be silly. I'm looking forward to meeting your parents. Can we sit for a minute?
00:48The heat is really starting to get to me. Really? It's not that hot. Are you kidding? It feels like
00:55someone turned on a furnace.
00:59Are you okay? Have I been pushing you too hard? No, no. I'm having the time of my life. I
01:06just need to rest for a tiny little...
01:16So what happened? I'm not exactly sure. She probably just overexerted herself. This is beyond embarrassing.
01:23There's a lemonade stand over there. Should I get her something to drink? Good idea. She might be dehydrated.
01:27This is ridiculous. I had a bottle of water an hour ago and I did not overexert myself. I happen
01:32to be in very good shape.
01:34Your heart rate is a bit elevated. Well, probably from the stress of having all these strangers gawk at me.
01:43Oh my lord. It's happening again. Do you see this? It's like a wave of heat just coursing through my
01:50body.
01:51Oh. What is happening to me? Am I having a stroke? Honey, you're just having a hot flash.
01:58A what? Yeah, it's no big deal. We all have to go through the change sometime.
02:02Wait, are you saying? Yeah, you started menopause. Humiliation.
02:08So did we figure out what was wrong? It's something we all try to avoid.
02:12It's no big deal. She just had indigestion. I never should have let you buy me that hot dog.
02:18Especially women who date younger men.
02:25It was morning in suburbia. A time for women to attend to their husband's needs.
02:32And while Tom Scavo's wife was setting out the sports section.
02:36And Carlos Solis' wife was removing lint from his suit.
02:42And Roy Bender's wife was cleaning his dentures.
02:48Paul Young's wife was resting because she had already attended to her husband's needs all night long.
03:01For what?
03:04For the most amazing night.
03:06So I didn't disappoint you?
03:08Are you kidding?
03:09I'm so glad.
03:10I must say, for a virgin, you were certainly open-minded.
03:19My whole life I heard people talk about sex.
03:22They always made such a big deal about it.
03:24And don't get me wrong, it was very interesting.
03:29But lying here quietly, this is my favorite part.
03:35It's wonderful, isn't it?
03:43So, would you like to do it again?
03:45I hear that men like sex in the morning.
03:48I must say, so far your research is flawless.
04:01Beth, I'm gonna need a rain check.
04:03Why?
04:03I have business to attend to.
04:09Who is that man?
04:11Derek Yeager.
04:12My cellmate from prison.
04:18So, have you thought about my offer?
04:21I have.
04:22I actually think starting an interior design business is interesting.
04:28Interesting?
04:28It's genius.
04:30You know what an artistic eye I have.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34Are you doing what I think you're doing?
04:36If you think I'm trying to stuff my boob in my daughter's mouth, then yes.
04:40It's so unnatural.
04:45So, what do you say?
04:48I will woo the clients, be the face of the company, while you do all the business-y stuff.
04:53It would be nice to be my own boss.
04:55Okay.
04:56I'm in.
04:57And if we work out of your place, I can bring the baby with me.
05:00Ooh, that won't work.
05:02Everything in my place is metal and sharp.
05:05No, it isn't.
05:06Well, then I'll have metal and sharp things brought in.
05:08The baby's at my house.
05:10Well, then we'll have to work here.
05:11Right.
05:12Potential clients would be so impressed when they walked into this tipped-over hamper.
05:16Get a nanny.
05:18I've been trying.
05:20It's not that easy.
05:21Well, then I'll find someone.
05:23There's gotta be some poor schlub out there who's trustworthy and desperate for money.
05:30I don't like this kind.
05:32Honey, it's cheaper.
05:33But it doesn't have a prize.
05:37The prize that comes with this cereal is we can afford the milk.
05:42Okay, that's $61.48.
05:44Even with all the coupons?
05:50Nothing in there.
05:52Let me see if I can put something back.
05:55My fabric doesn't have to be that soft.
05:58Hey.
06:00Meat is murder, right?
06:05Okay, you know, just put 20 on this and I'll pay the rest in cash.
06:08Care to donate a dollar to St. Matthew's kids?
06:11What?
06:12It's for poor people.
06:14You give a dollar, I ring the bell, everyone knows you donated.
06:18Has that piercing affected your sight?
06:20I'm counting pennies here.
06:21Lady, we're supposed to ask everyone.
06:24Calm down.
06:25Calm down.
06:26I can't afford to buy my kids the cereal he likes.
06:29He's gotta eat this cardboard crap.
06:32Ooh, nickel in the swear jar.
06:34And that used to be a quarter in the swear jar.
06:36We've even had to mark down our swears.
06:38So don't talk to me about the poor, because I am the poor.
06:42Where's my little jar at the checkout stand?
06:45There is none.
06:50Don't feel bad.
06:51She screamed at our dry cleaners, too.
06:58You burnt the meatloaf again?
07:00It's just a little crispy.
07:01I'll be fine.
07:02And what's with the candles and the good china?
07:04Is it our anniversary?
07:07Ow!
07:08Why are you hitting me?
07:09Because you don't listen to me.
07:10I told you last night Bob was coming for dinner.
07:14Oh, right.
07:15Bob.
07:17What was that for?
07:19Not knowing when our anniversary is.
07:21Okay.
07:22When is it?
07:24I don't have time for this.
07:26Bob is gonna be here any second.
07:27Do I have to eat with you guys?
07:29Bob and I have nothing in common.
07:31I'm sorry he's not all.
07:33See the game last night?
07:34Check out the jugs on her.
07:35Hey, pull my finger!
07:36I did that one time.
07:38At my cousin's funeral.
07:40You're right.
07:42I am unfit to socialize with your classy gay boyfriend.
07:45I should be forced to eat by myself.
07:47In front of the game.
07:48No!
07:49You are having dinner with Bob and that is all there is to it.
07:51For God's sakes, he helped us find our biological daughter.
07:54We owe him more than we can ever repay.
07:56Then shouldn't we take him out for a nice meal instead of forcing him to eat that briquette you call
08:00meatloaf?
08:16I hope the pot roast isn't too dry.
08:19It's good.
08:21He's an ex-con.
08:22He's just happy there's no ground glass in it.
08:29It must be nice for you two to see each other again.
08:31How long were you roommates?
08:33Cellmates.
08:34Jager and I spent two years together.
08:36We kind of looked out for each other.
08:38That's lovely.
08:42If I may ask Jager, what were you...
08:45I believe the phrase is in for.
08:51Well, you know what?
08:53Sometimes when people steal stuff, they give it to another guy who sells it for them.
08:59Yes.
09:00A fence.
09:01Right.
09:04I'll kill the fence.
09:07Oh.
09:08Well, how about that?
09:11We may want to keep that story to ourselves.
09:13I'm sure the people in the lane will be unsettled to learn that their new neighbor was a convicted murderer.
09:18Neighbor?
09:20Yes.
09:22Jager's going to be staying at my old house for a while.
09:24He's doing a little work for me.
09:25What kind of work?
09:26There's nothing you need to worry about.
09:28I'm not worried about it.
09:29I just want to know.
09:31Darling.
09:33I'm not trying to exclude you.
09:34I'm trying to protect you.
09:36From what?
09:37Beth, let's enjoy our dinner.
09:39We have a guest.
09:49Ah, and this is Grace at Halloween.
09:52Oh, she's beautiful, Gabby.
09:53And so sweet.
09:54Getting to know her has been such a blessing.
09:57Carlos and I will never be able to thank you enough.
10:04Hey, I just made some calls.
10:05No, you did more than that.
10:07You changed our lives.
10:08Yeah.
10:10So, we wanted to give you these as a token of our appreciation.
10:14Orchestra seats to cats.
10:18What's wrong?
10:18I thought you loved musicals.
10:20That was Lee.
10:21He was the show queen.
10:22When I found out he saw Annie six times, even I wanted to gay bash him.
10:26Oh, okay.
10:27Well, I want to get you tickets to something.
10:29Do you like the opera?
10:32Figure skating.
10:34Beauty pageants.
10:36Barbara?
10:38Sorry.
10:40Ever think the reason Lee broke up with you is you're not gay?
10:44Hey, what can I say?
10:45Give me a beer and a college basketball game?
10:46I'm happy.
10:48You're kidding.
10:49Who do you like this year?
10:50Well, Duke's got most of its starters coming back this year, so...
10:53Hey, hey, hey, you kiss boys with that mouth?
10:55Bob, I get basketball tickets all the time.
10:58You want to go to a game this week?
10:59I'm happy.
10:59Are you serious?
11:01Oh, I'm in.
11:01You know there's a game on tonight.
11:02Maybe after dessert we could turn on...
11:05What's wrong?
11:06I thought I knew you.
11:08Now, all of a sudden, you're talking beer and basketball?
11:11It's like you're not even a...
11:12A tired gay stereotype.
11:15Exactly.
11:15It's very upsetting.
11:17Tell you what.
11:18Let us watch the game.
11:19During halftime, I'll come back in and tell you how great you look in your Dolce Gabbana.
11:23Versace.
11:27Just go.
11:28I can't even look at you right now.
11:32Menopause.
11:33You're not old enough to be going through menopause.
11:35And more importantly, I'm not old enough to have a friend going through menopause.
11:38This has completely blindsided me.
11:41These last few weeks being with Keith, I have felt so alive.
11:45Even when I was young, I didn't feel this young.
11:47But now...
11:48Oh, I hate to spoil the announcement of your death sentence, but life does go on.
11:51And there is an upside.
11:53I'd love to skip those three days a month when I'm cranky and irritable.
11:56Just three days, huh?
11:59This couldn't have come at a worse time.
12:01I'm sure it'll be the end of my relationship with Keith.
12:03Why do you say that?
12:04Here's why.
12:04Check out my girlfriend.
12:05The one with the pit stains and the estrogen patch.
12:08Exactly.
12:08Now he'll be looking for some fresh young thing who doesn't retain water and can still bear him children.
12:13So why tell him?
12:14I have to.
12:15We're in a relationship.
12:16Where'd you get that?
12:17The big book of staying single?
12:19There's no reason you have to tell your boyfriend the absolute truth about yourself.
12:22Yeah.
12:23We let him in all the time.
12:24I don't.
12:25Oh, please.
12:25You're telling me you never pretended you liked football.
12:28Or laughed at a Three Stooges movie.
12:31Or faked an orgasm just to make him stop.
12:36Hey, just for the record, I love football.
12:39Stooges are damn funny.
12:41And I've never asked a man to stop.
12:46Interesting.
12:51Susan?
12:51Renee Perry here.
12:53Listen, Lynette and I are starting a fabulous interior design business.
12:58Anyway, I hear you've got some time on your hands and we could really use your help.
13:02The pay's good and the hours are flexible.
13:04Now, we're at Lynette's if you're interested.
13:08What just happened?
13:09Oh, your mommy just got a job as an interior designer!
13:19Susan!
13:20I came over as soon as I got Renee's message.
13:22Oh, I would love to help you guys out.
13:28I told her about the job.
13:29Renee!
13:31Oh, why not?
13:32She's obviously flat broke.
13:34No one lives downwind from a pet store by choice.
13:37It's true.
13:38I need to work.
13:39Well, obviously you're more than qualified.
13:42But are you sure it won't be weird?
13:43I mean, we're friends.
13:45Oh, I think that's a plus.
13:47I just want to make sure that...
13:49Oh, for God's sake, the woman wants to be your nanny.
13:51Hire her.
13:52Excuse me for not wanting to ruin one of my closest friendships.
13:55You didn't worry that working together would ruin our friendship.
13:58Go figure.
14:01Well, if you're cool with this, I would love you to start right away.
14:05What do you think?
14:07I think my dear friend just offered me a job.
14:11How could I say no?
14:17Mrs. Vandekamp.
14:19Hi, I'm Dr. Wagner.
14:21Oh, I usually see Dr. Shapiro.
14:24She's on maternity leave.
14:25Oh, well there's some salt in the wound.
14:28Yes, so I see you're here to talk about menopause.
14:31And frankly, you're in luck.
14:34In addition to being a gynecologist for 20 years, I am going through the change myself.
14:39Is it awful?
14:40The way I look at it, we've earned this.
14:44It's like getting a watch when you retire from a job well done.
14:47I suppose.
14:48But still, I was hoping you could give me something to mask the symptoms.
14:52See, I'm recently divorced and I'm dating someone who is significantly younger than me.
14:57I understand.
14:58And might I add, check you out.
15:02Well, I must say I highly recommend the younger man experience.
15:05The stamina can be quite invigorating.
15:08Heard tell.
15:09And in the interest of keeping this going as long as possible, I am prepared to lie.
15:15Hmm.
15:16So do you think you can help me put menopause on pause?
15:19I think so.
15:20We have a duty as women of a certain age to keep this sizzling relationship going.
15:24So let's talk about some therapies.
15:34Hey!
15:35I was in the neighborhood and thought, you know who I haven't seen lately, Gabby?
15:38Oh.
15:39Okay.
15:40I'd love to catch up, but it's 11 o'clock.
15:43And I was about to go to-
15:44So how are things?
15:45Love the highlights.
15:46You totally make those shoes work.
15:49They're slippers.
15:50Uh-huh, uh-huh.
15:50So that was fun.
15:51Hey, talk to Bob lately.
15:52Anything new going on with Bob?
15:54I don't think so.
15:56Don't cover for him.
15:57He's seeing someone.
15:58What makes you say that?
16:00Jason told Hunter who told Sergio who told me that Bob has been seen out three times as
16:04some hunky Latino.
16:06No, no, no.
16:07Bob's not seeing anyone.
16:08Fine.
16:09Then I will go tell Hunter to tell Sergio to tell Jason that he's a liar.
16:12No, no, no, no, no.
16:12The hunky Latino is Carlos.
16:14He and Bob have been hanging out.
16:17What?
16:18Yes.
16:18You have nothing to worry about.
16:20No.
16:21No, no.
16:21That means we both have something to worry about.
16:24Huh?
16:25Look, I hate to break it to you, but Bob's always had a major crush on Carlos.
16:28What?
16:29I hate to break it to Bob, but Carlos is as straight as they come.
16:32So is Bob's college roommate.
16:34And his thesis advisor.
16:35And his basketball coach.
16:37Oh, that's why he likes basketball.
16:39Bob's college nickname was Flipper.
16:41And it wasn't because of his dolphin tattoo.
16:43Okay, this is crazy.
16:45Bob isn't going to flip Carlos.
16:46Let me tell you his game.
16:48First, he takes them out drinking.
16:50Then he gets them really hammered.
16:51Then, when their defenses are down, he flips them.
16:55Well, I mean, not literally.
16:56Yeah, actually, sometimes literally.
16:58Oh, Lee.
16:59I think I know my husband.
17:00He's not passing up these chimichangas for a plate of Franks and beans?
17:05I don't know what that means, but he just ruined Mexican food for me.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:15I can't let Bob see me like this.
17:17Use the back door.
17:18I always do.
17:23Hey!
17:24Where you guys been?
17:25The game ended hours ago.
17:27We went out to a bar.
17:28You can't buy me drinks.
17:29I'm so hammered.
17:30Come on!
17:35Psst!
17:47So, I've come up with a marketing plan and a billing structure.
17:49Oh, and I've filed for a license with the city, so we can get a discount with our suppliers.
17:53Are you listening to me?
17:56i'm sorry that was so dull i actually started to dream
18:02hey how's it going oh fine pages asleep that quickly what's your secret whiskey i'm not
18:10judging i just want to know no just rocked her hey have you heard from mike how's alaska
18:19she's fine thanks for asking did you guys know that the state of rhode island can fit into alaska
18:28424 times read that once on a cup never forgot it when we're wooing clients let me do the talking
18:40so since i'm not busy where do you keep your dirty laundry oh honey you don't have to do the
18:45laundry
18:46sit down i'll open some wine nope thanks i'm on the clock i'd rather get work done
18:50well if you're looking for something to do i'd love some more iced tea
18:54renee that is not her job that is her job
19:02suzanne i didn't mean you needed you're right this is my job
19:10i don't know what to do mama he won't tell me why he's trying to buy all these houses and
19:14now
19:14he's got a murderer moving into one of them
19:22hold on
19:25i've got an idea
19:33well hello there
19:35pa went to the store
19:39will he be gone for a while yeah sure is a mess in here can't help but wonder what you
19:49boys are up to
19:51you want to know what's going on talk to your husband you saw me i tried
19:56he's keeping me in the dark for some reason
19:58that's the teen you and him
20:04you want to keep his confidence
20:07i get that
20:09but please i'm just so worried
20:14lady i'm not comfortable with you getting this close
20:17why
20:20oh
20:22you're a parolee
20:24you can't afford to get in any trouble can you
20:26that's right
20:28you got accused of a crime
20:30they might lock you up for good
20:33huh
20:39what are you doing
20:40when i tell people you attack me
20:42i want it to look realistic
20:43what the hell i've never heard a woman in my life
20:46you think the police are going to care about that
20:51you're a convicted felon
20:53can't be doing this
20:54i already got through strikes
20:56i don't like to be unpleasant mr yeager
20:59really i don't
21:01but i am going to find out what my husband is up to one way or the other
21:12hey hon we have to take the girls shoe shopping this weekend
21:14what's better for you saturday or sunday
21:16neither i'm going to rancho pines for the weekend
21:18oh you're gonna play golf sounds like fun
21:20yeah bob invited me
21:24bob you're going with bob
21:25uh-huh he got us a suite at the lodge
21:28oh so this is a sleepover
21:30it's 6 a.m tea time
21:31bob says that'll be a lot easier
21:34bet he did
21:37but why not get your own room
21:38bob says he got the last one available
21:41what you're just trusting bob left and right aren't you
21:44what do you mean
21:45i'm just surprised that's all
21:47one week we hate the gays
21:49the next week we let him watch his shower
21:51it's kind of kooky don't you think
21:52what the hell are you talking about
21:54open your eyes this trip is not about golf for bob
21:56it is about seduction
21:59really that's great because i was actually planning on turning gay this weekend
22:02don't joke like that can you tell i'm upset
22:05i can but i don't know why even if bob wanted to seduce me which i doubt
22:09do you really think i'd go along with it
22:11well no
22:12then why does this bother you so much
22:13i don't know it just does
22:20fine i won't go
22:22really
22:25thank you
22:28i certainly wouldn't want to do anything that makes you think i'm gay
22:32in that case ditch the moisturizer
22:36oh i really hope your parents like me
22:39relax don't leave the groundwork i told them we're smart and beautiful and a terrific cook
22:42thank you
22:43and what do they say about the age difference
22:45nothing i didn't tell them
22:46what why
22:47because you look so fantastic i don't even think you're going to notice
22:50but i don't want them to think we're trying to put one over on you
22:53here we go
22:53dad mom i'd like you to meet brie
22:57well hi i'm richard this is my wife mary
23:05wow check you out
23:19brie
23:20keith tells us you're a professional chef
23:22i was now i just cook for fun
23:25oh me i'm retired from the army so as long as it doesn't come in a can
23:30it tastes good to me
23:31oh a military man you must have some fascinating stories
23:34oh no mary's the one with the stories
23:38guess what she does for a living
23:41yes take a wild guess
23:45she's a doctor
23:47as a matter of fact i have a brand new incredible work story would you like to hear it no
23:54no because i realized that as a doctor you're prevented ethically from talking about your patients
24:01depends how drunk i am
24:05so the army can i just thank you for keeping our country safe
24:10let's talk about you brie i don't know if you realize this but you are the first girlfriend
24:15that keith has introduced us to so you must be very special yes keith it seems serious
24:22is is is brie the one who's going to be giving me my grandchildren
24:27mom ignore mary no no ignore mary grandchildren her big thing
24:30what no i just think that when you reach this point in a relationship it's something you should
24:35talk about there's plenty of time for that no not as much as you may think
24:40weather
24:41mary stop it i think you're embarrassing brie oh no no i'm fine it's just a little uh
24:47warm in here are you sure because this is exactly what happened to you at the park the other day
24:54mom could you take a look at her
24:55of course brie why don't you tell me your symptoms honestly it's nothing i just get a
25:03little warm sometimes would you say that the sensation comes on suddenly like a like a flash of
25:11hotness no not at all let's just drop it well you seem so irritated before you were so pleasant
25:19would you say that your moods swing suddenly like this what are you doing stop badgering
25:26i'm not badgering i'm simply asking her to tell the truth is that something that's
25:31also difficult for you these days brie telling the truth
25:35oh for god's sake i am going to menopause okay
25:40that is what dr wagner is so delicately trying to say
25:44now if you'll excuse me i am going to the kitchen to ask them if i can stand in their
25:47walk-in freezer
25:49i don't know if i can wait that long
25:55guess what else
25:58it's not her real hair color either
26:03okay sorry we should get going barbara we have a seven o'clock reservation and we have a whole
26:08presentation for you after dessert oh i don't know if i can wait that long can i have a sneak
26:13peek
26:14um sure
26:19this is for your daughter's room uh we were thinking all the furniture in an antique white
26:26and uh pale rose for the walls it's both elegant and feminine
26:31you don't feel it might be a little old for her she's only seven oh no trust me this color
26:37works for
26:37all ages it's it's a classic look or just an idea but maybe you could do something more playful
26:46i painted the characters from the knights of the round table in my son's room and he
26:50loved it and maybe your daughter has a favorite character from a a movie or a book i'm sorry we
26:57haven't been introduced i'm barbara fine this is susan delfino the nanny
27:03well susan it's a great idea i'm gonna call my daughter and see if there are any characters
27:08that she would love to see on her wall should show her your other sketches she's good
27:18what the hell was that uh it was just a thought i think she liked it i don't care you
27:24made us look
27:24like idiots that was not my intention regardless i do not appreciate being upstaged by the woman who
27:30does the dishes she had no right to talk to you like that no no i crossed the line
27:42okay done you ready to go yeah
27:58hey bob can i borrow a couple of bags
28:08hey what the hell was that about your husband canceled our golf trip
28:13did he he said you think i'm planning to seduce him
28:19we should talk about that after i get the eggs why would you even go there
28:25look i know about your history bob or should i say flipper ah well lee's a fine one to talk
28:33did he tell you about the summer he stalked ryan seacrest okay look i don't want to fight about this
28:37how could you think that gabby you know me no i don't i thought i did i thought you were
28:43a fun
28:43gay guy who i had something in common with and then i find out you're into sports and spending time
28:47with my husband what the hell was that about it's about me being lonely
28:52have you ever seen anybody coming around here to visit me you ever see me going out on a saturday
28:56night ever since lee left all i do is work and come home to an empty house
29:05you know i was so happy to get your invitation to dinner and when carlos wanted to hang out i
29:09thought this is great i got a social life again now to find out you thought i had an agenda
29:18oh bob i'm sorry i didn't know well now you do
29:26get those eggs for you
29:31carlos can go on the weekend
29:36really yeah
29:40thanks
29:45go and if you ever do feel the need to flip a straight guy in the lane i'd start with
29:49tom scavo
29:50i always felt he was three beers away
29:53two
30:05how was your meeting good
30:08parpa's going to hire us we're officially a design firm
30:12that's great
30:14can i ask you something are you upset with this arrangement because i'm getting a vibe
30:24i should go
30:29you are out of diapers
30:31pick some up tomorrow
30:32susan please i need to know are you angry with me
30:39yes yes i'm angry why all i did was give you a job you have the wrong job
30:45when renee called me i thought you were asking me to work with you in the design firm
30:50oh no i was so excited i knew i'd be good at that and then i find out you just
30:54want me to be your nanny
30:55i had no idea you know and don't get me wrong i love you for the gesture but i hate
31:02you for it too
31:02because i'm not in the position to say no
31:06i i am beyond sorry
31:10it's okay
31:12it's just this awful reminder that all of my friends look at me differently now i'm the poor one
31:19susan
31:20susan
31:21these money troubles they're temporary but how we feel about you are french that's never going to change
31:31thank you for that
31:33oh
31:34come here
31:37you know i've never said this to a nanny before
31:40Or how about we go downstairs and get a little drunk?
31:47But you're the boss.
31:55Are you coming to bed?
31:57I want to make love again.
32:01With an invitation like that?
32:04No.
32:06Let me.
32:07Hey, you've turned out to be the perfect wife.
32:11That's sweet.
32:13But not entirely true.
32:15You don't think I'm trustworthy.
32:18What?
32:19You won't tell me why you're moving your ex-salmate into your old house.
32:25Darling, I'd prefer not to discuss that right now.
32:27You don't need to.
32:29Yeager already told me what you're up to.
32:32What?
32:33We had a nice long chat.
32:35He told me what you've got planned for our neighbors.
32:39I must say, I was shocked.
32:43To say the least.
32:45I know what I'm doing might sound crazy to you.
32:48But you don't understand how much I despise these people.
32:52You don't understand how much I need these people to suffer for what they did to me.
32:56That's where you're wrong, Paul.
32:57Well, I understand vengeance.
33:01Completely.
33:11Well, you really are the perfect wife.
33:29I'm sorry I left the restaurant like that.
33:32I just couldn't go back to that table and face your mother.
33:40So why didn't you tell me about the whole menopause thing?
33:44I was afraid of how you'd react.
33:46You really think I would care about something like that?
33:49Oh, Keith.
33:51I like you.
33:54More than I ever intended to.
33:58I always knew there was an expiration date on this relationship.
34:03What?
34:04You are 17 years younger than me.
34:08That's a big number.
34:09It means something.
34:10That's me.
34:12It might.
34:13There are other considerations.
34:16So you can't get pregnant.
34:19Who cares?
34:20That doesn't bother you?
34:21No.
34:23No.
34:23No.
34:24We could adopt.
34:25So long as I get to teach someone how to throw a ball, I don't care whose DNA they got.
34:33Oh, Keith.
34:36Not only can I not have children,
34:42I don't want them.
34:46I've already done that.
34:48It was wonderful, but I've done it.
34:58Oh.
35:01And you, you are going to be such an amazing father,
35:05and I would never ask you to give up that experience.
35:09Why are we even talking about this?
35:11We've been dating for two months.
35:13It's too soon to talk about kids, right?
35:19I suppose.
35:21Let's take our time.
35:22I just want to...
35:23I...
35:28I just want us to keep being happy, okay?
35:53Hey, I was just about to head over to your place to pick up Carlos.
35:55Yeah, about that.
35:56Uh, I've decided Carlos shouldn't go with you this weekend.
35:59What?
36:00Oh, for God's sake.
36:03Wait, let me finish.
36:04I've been thinking about what you told me,
36:06and I realize there's somebody else you'd have more fun with.
36:17You've got to be kidding.
36:19Gabby called to say that you were lonely and depressed,
36:21and once I stopped laughing, I actually felt bad for you.
36:24We only broke up four months ago.
36:25How did you gain this much weight?
36:27Oh!
36:28Okay, okay, now that we're done saying hello,
36:30let's talk about this fabulous weekend.
36:33Did you seriously think I would take him?
36:35We broke up.
36:36And it's time to put the pieces back together.
36:38Let's be honest, you've been miserable without Lee.
36:41And you've been miserable without Bob.
36:43That's why you're getting so fat.
36:45You may not think I'm your friend, but I am.
36:48And I am smart enough to know that you need something more in your life
36:50than a straight guy to go play golf with.
36:54You need somebody to love.
37:00And you need somebody who will love you back.
37:04Gabby, I appreciate what you're doing,
37:06and I think Lee knows I still love him,
37:10but there are still huge issues between us.
37:13Maybe it's time to work those out.
37:16I'd hate to see that fabulous resort.
37:17We can go to Waze.
37:19Oh, come on, talk to each other.
37:21Do it for me.
37:22That's your friend.
37:32Oh, I forgot.
37:37One more thing.
37:40Okay.
37:41Never mind, I'm good.
37:55Humiliation.
37:59It's not always something we can avoid.
38:04We may have wives who insult our masculinity.
38:12We may take jobs we feel are beneath us.
38:18We may have boyfriends who make us feel old.
38:25Yes, there are all sorts of ways to get your dignity back is to get what you've been waiting for.
38:37I found out what Paul is up to.
38:40He told me everything.
38:45Oh, baby.
38:47I'm so proud of you.
38:52Thank you, Mama.