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00:01Brie Vandekamp had always enjoyed a sterling reputation.
00:07She was known for being kind to strangers,
00:11and for greeting them with a warm welcome.
00:18She made sure every guest felt comfortable,
00:21and that no part of her home was off limits.
00:28She never had the heart to turn anyone away,
00:32because no matter how many guests she was hosting,
00:36or how late she was entertaining,
00:39her generosity knew no bounds.
00:43That was amazing.
00:44That was nice.
00:46And unexpected.
00:48An hour ago when I offered to buy you that glass of wine,
00:52I didn't know what a good investment it would be.
00:54I don't waste any time when I see something I like.
01:00Decisive and sexy.
01:01You might be the perfect one.
01:06Get out!
01:07What?
01:08I mean, it's time to go!
01:13Uh, it's four o'clock in the morning.
01:16Yeah, and my neighbor, Karen McCluskey, starts her day at five with a pot of coffee and a seat near
01:20her front window.
01:21This is my only chance to get you out of here without her noticing.
01:24Who cares if she notices?
01:26I do.
01:26I have a certain reputation on the street,
01:28and I don't want to become the subject of idle gossip.
01:32Now, come on.
01:37Well, uh...
01:38Thanks again.
01:38This was terrific.
01:39Ah, yes.
01:40Here are your pants.
01:41Thanks.
01:43Uh, I'd really love to see you again.
01:45Oh, that's sweet.
01:46Don't forget your jacket.
01:47It's quite chilly out tonight.
01:50I'm serious.
01:51Let's do this again.
01:53How about Friday?
01:55Oh, I'm afraid I'm busy.
01:56Thursday?
01:57Or Wednesday?
01:59Can I at least get your phone number?
02:00Or your last name?
02:03You seem like a good person, so I'm gonna be honest.
02:06I have no interest in having a relationship with you.
02:10Why not?
02:11Because I am past the point in my life where I hope every date will flower into a meaningful relationship.
02:16I have had husbands and boyfriends, and they brought me nothing but heartbreak and pain.
02:20So, now all I want is a body in my bed at night. Briefly.
02:25So that's it? You're just gonna kick me out?
02:27I am so sorry. Where are my manners?
02:32Yes.
02:33Brie had always enjoyed a sterling reputation.
02:37It was lovely having sex with you.
02:39Have a wonderful day.
02:43And she saw no reason.
02:45That should change.
02:50In the life of every housewife, there comes a time for renovation.
02:58When an eager child learns a new skill.
03:03When a romantic evening becomes an unsightly mess.
03:10Or when a dinner party comes to an unexpected end.
03:16But sometimes, the only thing that needs to be removed...
03:22Is a memory.
03:27So basically, I want a whole new look.
03:29New furniture, new paint, you name it.
03:30So we can get rid of everything.
03:32Including the Virgin Mary and her kid?
03:34Ah! No, no, no, no. My faith is very important to me.
03:38Name three apostles.
03:40Okay, fine. Move it to the guest room.
03:42Hey, can you guys get this all done in two weeks?
03:45Probably.
03:46Why the rush?
03:46Unless Carlos is done with rehab.
03:48I don't want him coming back into the room. It just freaks him out.
03:50Why would this room freak him out?
03:55Because it was where Celia was conceived.
03:58And frankly, that kid's been nothing but trouble.
04:00Uh, so, Lynette?
04:02Is Tom back from Paris?
04:03Not yet.
04:04Jane arranged for them to pop over to London for a couple days.
04:08Ugh, that slut.
04:09I'm sorry.
04:10No, no, no.
04:11I mean, yes, she's a slut.
04:12But...
04:13I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
04:15It's a kick in the pants I need to start dating again.
04:17Good for you.
04:18Yeah, it's a big step.
04:19I know.
04:20Which is why I'm hoping you two might know someone you could set me up with.
04:25Uh, sure.
04:27You will think about it.
04:28What was that?
04:30What was what?
04:31What was that look thing you just did?
04:34Oh, there it is. You did it again.
04:37It...
04:38Lynette, you're a wonderful person.
04:40You are strong and sexy and smart, so...
04:43Fixing you up would be a bit of a challenge.
04:46Why?
04:46Why?
04:49Because you're so unique.
04:51Such an original.
04:53Feisty.
04:54And so certain of what you believe.
04:57Stop trying to make all those sound like compliments.
04:59You're basically telling me I'm a bitch.
05:03Oh, my God!
05:05Oh, my God!
05:07We're just saying it takes a certain kind of man to appreciate all you have to offer.
05:11Preferably one with the hide like a rhino and the fighting spirit of a baby harp seal.
05:16Okay, so we're done sugarcoating?
05:18Okay, look, I've met me. I know I can come on a little strong, but I have to believe there's
05:24a guy out there somewhere that finds that appealing.
05:29And...
05:30You two are gonna help me find that guy.
05:32Oh!
05:32Fine, you win.
05:34You always do.
05:36Because you're so heisty.
05:45Oh, my God!
05:47Oh, my God!
05:48Why are you still here?
05:49Did the alarm go off?
05:51Yeah, at four o'clock in the morning.
05:52I shut it off.
05:53No, that's when you leave.
05:54That's when all the men leave.
05:55It's the rule.
05:57Okay, I'll get rid of whoever's knocking and then you can sneak out the back.
06:00Stay put.
06:01Yeah, but I have...
06:02Shh!
06:02Don't move!
06:07Karen, hi.
06:08This is not a good time.
06:09I am so angry I could spit.
06:12You've got to help me, Bree.
06:14With what?
06:15The church bake sale.
06:17Everyone knows I make the lemon bars, but this year, Helen Simpson said she's making them too, and I can't
06:23compete with her.
06:24She uses real lemons.
06:25And what do you use?
06:27Well, I'm on a fixed income, okay?
06:31Oh, God!
06:34I mean, that must be so hard for you.
06:38You're the head of the Women's Auxiliary. What should I do?
06:41Have you considered covering your lemons?
06:44What?
06:45I mean, you have lemon bars covered, so I'm gonna ask Helen to make blueberry cheesecake.
06:51Thanks.
06:52Now, off you go.
06:54I will!
06:54I'm just waiting for the naked guy behind me to finish getting dressed.
07:00Sorry.
07:01Couldn't wait.
07:02I've got a meeting.
07:03Have you seen my pants?
07:05Oh, you left them on the kitchen island.
07:12Don't give me the judgmental eyebrow.
07:15He is a dear old friend of mine visiting from out of town.
07:19See you later, Dan.
07:21Don.
07:22Just go.
07:26Now can I give you the eyebrow?
07:28Fine.
07:29I met him last night at Murray's.
07:31My car broke down and I went inside to wait for a tow truck.
07:35And how about the guy I saw leaving the other morning?
07:37My God!
07:38What time are you getting up?
07:39Caught that one on the way to the can.
07:41What is going on, Bree?
07:43You don't seem yourself lately.
07:46I am absolutely fine.
07:53Okay.
07:54Whatever you say.
08:04Come on.
08:05What is your big surprise?
08:07Just a few more feet.
08:08Because if it's a three-way, I gotta warn you.
08:10That's how I met my ex-husband.
08:12No, it's not that.
08:16Your fish.
08:17You're getting rid of it?
08:19Well, I know how much you hate it.
08:21Well, it meant so much to you for some stupid-ass reason you once explained to me.
08:24Yeah.
08:26Bruce and I had some good times together.
08:27But you and I have been having our share, too.
08:29And, you know, if I have to pick one of you for the long haul...
08:34The long haul?
08:36What are you trying to say?
08:37I'm trying to say...
08:39I want you to come to dinner tomorrow night.
08:42Ah.
08:43It sounded like there's more to it than that.
08:45Well, maybe there is, but you'll have to come to dinner to find out.
08:50Sounds intriguing.
08:52We're not having swordfish, are we?
08:57It works.
08:58I will be upstairs.
09:00Mm-hmm.
09:03Keep it short.
09:09Hey, Carl, what's up?
09:11No, no, don't send out the layoff notices.
09:14We'll make payroll. I've got this covered.
09:17No, not the bank.
09:19I'm working on something else.
09:30Claudia, where the hell is my husband?
09:38Okay, I'm sorry the door slipped.
09:41Oh, okay, I just vacuumed, so if...
09:43Ramone!
09:45Ramone!
09:45He isn't here.
09:46How did you find me?
09:48Your address is on the check, genius.
09:50When I find you, I'm going to wring your neck like a chicken!
09:53You seem a little tense.
09:54Do you want some herbal tea?
09:56I want my husband!
09:59What makes you think I know where he is?
10:01You told my daughter he was never coming back.
10:03You think it's that easy to steal my man, bitch?
10:05Wait, you think that I'm having an affair with Ramone?
10:09Did he give these to you?
10:11No! No, these are from my husband!
10:13So you're cheating on your husband, too?
10:15You are?
10:16Okay, look, I swear there is no possible way I could be having an affair with your husband.
10:20Trust me.
10:21Well, I think you're lying.
10:22And you want to see what I do to liars?
10:25Hey, Mom.
10:27Who's that?
10:28Please don't.
10:32You're the homewrecker, not me.
10:34But this isn't over.
10:49I want to get to the carpet store before it closes.
10:52Oh, relax.
10:52It's a block away.
10:53Just need to confirm my appointment.
10:54Hi.
10:55Making sure I'm still on with Frank, 2 o'clock Thursday.
10:58And reminding you what happened the last time you screwed up my appointment.
11:01She hasn't forgotten, Renee.
11:03None of us have.
11:04Hello.
11:05How are you?
11:06This is my friend, Lynette.
11:08Hi.
11:09Wow.
11:10Who's the lucky guy doing you?
11:14Actually...
11:15Nobody.
11:16My husband and I are separated and he just took his girlfriend to London.
11:19He was talking about your hair.
11:22Oh, of course you were.
11:26I'm going to meet you at the carpet store.
11:28Seriously, your hair is amazing.
11:30Any chance you ever let me style you?
11:32Well, I've been going to Gustav on Main for years.
11:34I feel like I was cheating on him.
11:36Oh, he doesn't have to know.
11:40Yeah, but Gustav is jealous and French and I wouldn't want this ending up a pistols at dawn kind of
11:49thing.
11:49Loyalty.
11:50Just makes me want you more.
11:53All right.
11:54Stop sniffing each other.
11:55I need a bottle of conditioner.
11:57Coming right up.
12:01Oh, he seems great.
12:02Why don't you set me up with him?
12:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:06Why not?
12:06You saw he was flirting.
12:08Lynette, he's not right for you.
12:09He just got divorced and he's not looking for anything serious.
12:12Neither am I.
12:13It's perfect.
12:14Honey, you're about to go on your first date in 20 years.
12:16I really don't want to see you get hurt.
12:18Don't worry about me.
12:20I'm feisty.
12:20Remember?
12:22No.
12:24Don't make me use the baby voice.
12:26Oh, not the baby voice.
12:28Please.
12:29I even hate when babies use the baby voice.
12:32Please, Winnet.
12:34Winnet ain't a big sexy hairdresser.
12:37Okay.
12:38Okay.
12:39Okay.
12:40Oh, thanks.
12:42Look, Lynette may be loyal to her hairdresser, but she is single.
12:46So maybe the two of...
12:47I'd love to.
12:48How about tonight?
12:49That sounds great.
12:52Leave your number with Linda.
12:53I'll call you when I'm done.
12:54Great.
12:59To thank you, I will never again do the baby voice.
13:02I appreciate it.
13:04But I've still got the British one.
13:06Pip pip.
13:07Cheerio.
13:08Jolly-o.
13:08Crumpets and tea.
13:09Let's go.
13:10To-to.
13:22Oh my god.
13:28Oh my god.
13:29Oh my god.
13:30Oh my god.
13:32Why can't we walk to the bus by ourselves?
13:34All of our friends do.
13:35I'm not trusting you with Celia.
13:36Remember your durable?
13:38I was younger then.
13:39I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
13:42Okay, fine.
13:43Go.
13:43Seriously?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Walk, run, whatever.
13:46Quick, before she changes her mind.
13:57Susan!
13:59And that's when I decided to fly to Oklahoma City and visit them.
14:02Unbelievable.
14:03And I obviously didn't have a thousand dollars cash, so I had to write a check.
14:06With your address on it.
14:07Perfect.
14:08And I was hoping that when she calmed down, she would realize we weren't having an affair.
14:13Apparently not.
14:14I can't believe you would go to his family.
14:16Why would you do that?
14:18I felt so guilty.
14:19I mean, it was eating me up.
14:21Oh my god.
14:21Guilt again.
14:22You feel guilty, so you assault a cop.
14:23You feel guilty, so you paint the murder scene.
14:25You feel guilty, so you go to his house.
14:27When is this gonna end?
14:28I just needed to make sure they were okay.
14:31You know, they didn't do anything.
14:32Susan, we were in the clear.
14:34There was nobody who could connect him to us.
14:36And then you had to go tell his wife?
14:38No, no, no.
14:38His widow!
14:40He was never coming back.
14:43I didn't tell Claudia.
14:44I told Marissa.
14:45Who the hell is Marissa?
14:47His 15-year-old stepdaughter.
14:53What, you talked to her?
14:57Do you think he was...
15:05How do you know what did she tell you?
15:11She didn't have to.
15:14I've only seen that look in someone's eyes once before.
15:18Yours.
15:26Do you think she's told her mother?
15:29It didn't seem like she'd told anyone.
15:34She needs to.
15:37Keeping a secret like that, it just...
15:39tears you up.
15:43I'm so sorry.
15:44I...
15:45I don't know how we're gonna get out of this one.
15:52I do.
15:55Call Claudia.
15:56Tell her I want to talk to her.
15:59Who do I say you are?
16:03The woman who's gonna tell her the truth about her husband.
16:17So, what's your feeling on Carpaccio?
16:19My feeling is I'd like to be locked inside a room made of Carpaccio and eat my way out.
16:25I am so happy to hear you say that.
16:27My ex never let me order anything raw without giving me a lecture about the dangers of E. coli.
16:31Ugh. Sexy.
16:34I'm sorry. I shouldn't be talking about her.
16:37No. It's nice to hear about someone else's marriage problems for a change.
16:40No, there's no problem. As long as we did everything exactly her way.
16:45Why do you have to work for somebody else?
16:47Why don't you get your own salon?
16:49I can see how that would be frustrating.
16:54Although...
16:55I suppose someone could argue that she was just trying to help you.
16:58Help me? By making me feel like a failure all the time?
17:02Yeah. That is pretty awful.
17:06Although...
17:07Maybe she meant it as a motivational technique.
17:11So you agree with her?
17:13I am just trying to understand what she might have been thinking.
17:16I mean...
17:17You don't want to be a stylist forever, right?
17:20Why not?
17:21Because...
17:22Who wants to be cutting hair when they're 60?
17:24I mean, wouldn't you rather be checking in on your own salon from a beach in Bali?
17:28I like cutting hair.
17:32Then that is all that matters.
17:37Although...
17:40My goodness, you certainly do work out.
17:44I just love a man with a firm bicep.
17:47You want to feel mine?
17:49Reverend Sykes, what are you doing here?
17:51The more pertinent question is, what are you doing here?
17:55Well, as you always say, there's no point in preaching to the choir.
17:58You've got to go out into the world and try to set the youth on a different path.
18:03I think your path should take you elsewhere.
18:05Perhaps to one of those ladies not so burdened down with clothing?
18:10I can only imagine what you must think.
18:13Oh, what I think is, as Karen McCluskey put it,
18:17you're back on the Yahoo juice.
18:18Oh, that's not mine. Some poor soul who was here before me must have left it.
18:31I suppose I have allowed myself to slip back into some old habits.
18:36Well, that's why I'm here. To keep you from slipping any further.
18:39So gather up your things and let's go.
18:42You must be so disappointed in me.
18:44That's all right, Bree. I've been your pastor for years,
18:46and you're the most proper and appropriate woman I've ever come across.
18:49This is obviously a temporary lapse, and not who you truly are.
18:54How can you say that?
18:56Excuse me?
18:57How can you say who I truly am when I don't even know myself?
19:00We can discuss this later. Now, come on, follow me.
19:02But I have been following you for years, and I am still terribly lost.
19:07I need to find out who I really am, and I think
19:10maybe the place I need to search is right here.
19:15You do realize, if you continue to do this,
19:18I can no longer let you lead the women's auxiliary.
19:21You can't do that.
19:23The big sale is this Sunday. It would be a disaster without me.
19:26I'm looking at a much bigger disaster right here.
19:29Now you're just being cruel.
19:31That's not very ministerial of you.
19:33I didn't only come here as your minister, I also came as your friend.
19:37But, clearly, you have no interest in either, right now.
19:50So, as you can see, within two years of opening the salon,
19:53you will have amortized all the start-up costs.
19:56Uh, we are not ready yet.
19:57At that point, there's no reason you couldn't consistently turn a profit.
20:01Oh, my God.
20:02Can we talk about something else?
20:04I'm just trying to help.
20:05From what Renee tells me, people go to the salon because of you,
20:08and yet half that money, your money, is going to the owner.
20:12Seriously, this is making my stomach hurt.
20:14Could it be...
20:19I know, it's just, we've spent an hour coming up with a perfectly reasonable five-year plan,
20:24and it just makes your stomach hurt.
20:25You know who else had a five-year plan?
20:28Stalin.
20:32Oh, I'm sorry, I said anything.
20:38You're happy where you are, that's great, there's nothing wrong with being average.
20:43I am not average.
20:44I'm sorry, adequate, settled, comfortable, whatever you want to call it.
20:48Why don't we just order?
20:49Good idea.
20:55Oh, the salmon looks good.
20:57At a steakhouse?
20:59You're right, I'm sure it's perfectly adequate.
21:01Settled, comfortable.
21:08I don't know what Ben has up his sleeve, but it's going to be a special night, so I really
21:13want to look great.
21:15Speaking of which, how was your big date with Lynette?
21:19Ah, all tight.
21:21Sorry.
21:23The date was interesting.
21:26I really owe you one.
21:30What happened to your hair?
21:31What happened to your hair?
21:32You happened to my hair.
21:35Frank was the one guy in this podunk town who knew how to relax a black woman's hair.
21:40Now I look like an extra from Foxy Brown.
21:43And thanks to you, our relationship is ruined.
21:46Wait, Frank did that? I had no idea our date was that bad.
21:49Oh, really?
21:50Did you or did you not give him a five-year plan on a cocktail napkin?
21:54Well, I may have made a few constructive suggestions, but only because I saw potential in the guy. He could
22:00really be something.
22:02He is something. And he likes who he is. He doesn't need you telling him that it isn't good enough.
22:07I am not going to apologize for trying to help the guy if he can't handle it. That's his problem.
22:12Ah, I see.
22:13So it's his fault you tried to control him?
22:16Just like it was Tom's fault you tried to control him?
22:19What did both of those guys have in common?
22:22Oh, look. Give me a second.
22:24Uh, I'll think of it.
22:26I'd say put on a thinking cap, but I don't think there's one big enough.
22:29Well, at least I can cover up this mess.
22:31That one is going to take a hell of a lot more work.
22:40Come on, take off the scarf. How bad could it be?
22:43You'd be surprised. I look like a bottle brush.
22:47So, what's the big occasion here?
22:50First, a toast.
22:52To the woman who came roaring into my life like a one-eyed wombat.
22:56Uh, it's a good thing.
22:58A force who makes each day more exciting and surprising than the last.
23:08Now, I realize it's only been a few months, but, uh,
23:12I found myself falling for you, Renee.
23:16And, uh, I know a keeper when I see one.
23:22Oh, Ben.
23:24You like it?
23:25I love it.
23:27It's just, it's so fast.
23:30Well, if you need to take your time, I understand.
23:32No, no, I don't need to take my time. Yes!
23:34I'll marry you!
23:35Yes!
23:37Oh!
23:39You have made me so happy.
23:42Oh, you don't know what you've done for me.
23:46When my marriage ended, I felt so betrayed, I decided I would never trust anyone again.
23:54And then you came along.
23:59I just feel so safe with you in a way that I've never felt before.
24:05And I know that, in my heart, this is right.
24:16I can't do this.
24:19What?
24:20Just forget I said anything.
24:22Forget you asked me to marry you?
24:24Give me the ring!
24:25You don't want to marry me, Renee. I'm an awful person.
24:28You are an amazing person.
24:29Now slide it on, right there.
24:31I can't.
24:32Why? What is going on?
24:34Oh, God, you're going to hate me for this.
24:36I guess...
24:40I'm having some financial problems.
24:43And...
24:44I guess I thought if we pooled our resources that...
24:49You wanted to marry me for my money?
24:51No.
24:53I'm sorry.
24:57Wow.
25:08I didn't love you.
25:11There's really no way for me to know that now, is there?
25:35I'm sorry.
25:35Hi, Claudia.
25:36I'm Gabby. Thanks for coming.
25:39Yeah. This one said you wanted to talk to me. What about?
25:45We should go inside.
25:50You're not coming?
25:51No. I'm gonna wait out here.
25:53I think you two could probably use some privacy.
26:08It's not usually this messy in here we're redecorating.
26:10Excuse me, Mrs. Solis. Do you have a second?
26:12What is that?
26:16Red wine. New Year's Eve party.
26:18We were playing Smash the Bottle, which is a terrible game.
26:21Okay. We're taking lunch.
26:23Just wanted to give you a heads up before we replace it.
26:25Great. Great. Don't need any reminders of that crazy night.
26:31Can I get you something to drink?
26:32No. You can tell me what the hell I'm doing here. Where's Ramon?
26:35Wow.
26:36How to start this.
26:41First of all,
26:43the man you're looking for, his real name is Alejandro Perez.
26:47What?
26:48No. It's not.
26:50Trust me.
26:52I knew him before he ever met you.
26:56How?
26:57He was my stepfather.
27:06Hi.
27:09You okay?
27:10I just want all this to be over.
27:13Me too.
27:14It's never going to end.
27:16She won't stop looking for him.
27:19She still loves him.
27:22So you didn't tell her?
27:24No way.
27:25She would never believe me.
27:28Did you tell anyone?
27:32No.
27:34Marissa, I'm not going to pretend to understand what you're dealing with.
27:39But I have a friend who went through the same thing.
27:41And she said that, as awful as it was,
27:47keeping the secret only makes it worse.
27:54So if he left you and your mom, changed his name, started a whole new life,
27:59why did he come back to see you?
28:02I had visited my hometown, I said some things about him, he heard and he wanted me to stop.
28:07What kind of things?
28:10Look, this isn't easy for me.
28:11What kind of things?
28:15When I was 15, he molested me.
28:23You expect me to believe that?
28:26I was a virgin and he hurt me.
28:29Liar.
28:30Claudia.
28:32I know this is hard to hear.
28:33I don't know what you and your friend did.
28:35I don't know what happened to my husband.
28:36All I know is everything I'm being told is a lie.
28:38It's not.
28:39He was a child molester.
28:40Shut up!
28:41You can make it sound as bad as you want.
28:44You can tell all the disgusting lies you can think of.
28:46I will never believe you.
28:48Then believe me.
28:53What?
28:55I was too scared to tell you.
28:58I know how much you love him.
29:00Oh my God.
29:02Are you sick?
29:03I kept thinking it would stop.
29:07No.
29:09No.
29:12Not my baby.
29:15No.
29:17No.
29:30It is all my fault.
29:35Come in.
29:41You were right.
29:42All those years I thought I pushed Tom because he needed me to.
29:45Well, he did.
29:47No, he didn't.
29:48And that guy wasn't Tom.
29:49He was just a perfectly lovely guy, perfectly content with his life until Hurricane Lynette hit him.
29:54At least you recognize him.
29:56They always say that's the first step.
29:59Can I tell you the truth?
30:00There was a part of me that recognized it the whole time.
30:03A little voice inside my head telling me, you like this guy and you're driving him nuts. Stop.
30:09But I couldn't.
30:11What if after all these years, I can't stop?
30:14What if this is who I am?
30:18Remember in college, you used to bite your nails.
30:21You stopped that.
30:23Yeah, by taking up smoking.
30:25Remember how you quit smoking?
30:28Yoga.
30:29I've never seen you more relaxed than when you were taking those classes.
30:32I don't know.
30:33All I'm saying is, you are the most determined person I know.
30:37You can do anything you want.
30:39I just want to be different.
30:41I'm sick of being this hypercritical nut job.
30:45It'll get better.
30:47Trust me.
30:48And so will dating.
30:50You will find somebody.
30:52I hope you're right.
30:55I mean hell if you found Ben.
31:00I'm joking.
31:01I'm joking.
31:03Ben and I...
31:08It's over.
31:10Oh.
31:22Hey.
31:23So, that's where the tough guy lives, huh?
31:27Can we just do our business, please?
31:30You pay every week.
31:33Everyone's happy.
31:33You miss one.
31:35It'll cost you.
31:36You miss two.
31:38You don't want to miss two.
31:39Don't worry.
31:40I just have to get past this rough patch,
31:42and then the money will be rolling in.
31:44Take your time.
31:46Besides, if you're not good for it,
31:47I understand that pretty girlfriend of yours is loaded.
31:51She's got nothing to do with this.
31:53You keep her out of it.
31:55You understand me.
31:57A lot of tough guys on this street.
32:03I don't know who I am.
32:04I don't know who I am.
32:10Oh...
32:11Hi!
32:12Come in!
32:12We're not staying.
32:13Just came to say goodbye.
32:15And thank you.
32:17You sure you don't want to stay?
32:18I have a guest room.
32:19No, we need to be getting back.
32:21This one's missing off school already.
32:24Give me a second, my son.
32:39i still don't know how this could have happened under my nose you must think i'm the worst mother
32:43in the world no at least you believe her my mother never did but i'm the one who brought
32:50that man into her life you didn't know nobody ever knew what a monster he was i know now thanks
32:57to you
33:04you said that stain was red wine yeah you should probably get rid of that
33:23so
34:24I've been a bake sale for eight years. Why wouldn't I be here?
34:26I told everyone you weren't feeling well and had decided to sit this one out.
34:30Well, I'm feeling better now. Besides, every bake sale needs a tart.
34:37Well, I appreciate a good cure, lady.
34:40Du Blanc tamed as much as the next man. I really don't think you should be here in your condition.
34:45I'm fine. Look how beautifully my dessert came out. Short crust pastry, fresh strawberries.
34:50You've obviously been drinking. I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
34:54Well, I appreciate your concern, Reverend. But I can take care of myself.
35:05You're very welcome. Tell all your friends to come to my table.
35:09All right. Who's next?
35:12Greg.
35:13Oh, my God. Bree. What are you doing here?
35:17This is my church. Are you a member? I've never seen you here before.
35:20I just joined. Yes. Nice talking to you.
35:23Wait, wait. Can't I tempt you with a slice of my famous strawberry tart?
35:29I should probably get going.
35:30What a funny coincidence this was. Will I see you at Murray's later?
35:35Or we could just skip the Murray's part and you could come straight to my house.
35:40Greg, who is this woman?
35:43Uh, this is Bree. She goes to this church.
35:46Doesn't sound like you met her in church.
35:48Excuse me, what business is it of yours how we met?
35:51I'm his wife.
35:53Oh. I guess it is your business.
35:59Unbelievable. You're always going on about working late and sleeping in the office.
36:05Meanwhile, you're hanging out at dive bars picking up trash.
36:10I don't like your accusation.
36:12Oh, yeah? Guess what I don't like? You screwing my husband.
36:16Bree, this is what I was worried about. You need to leave.
36:20You're kicking me out?
36:21She's the one making a scene and a dry batch of cupcakes by the looks of it.
36:26Thanks, but I'm not looking for baking tips from the town whore.
36:30Don't listen to her, Bree. She doesn't know who you are.
36:37Actually, Karen, I think she does.
36:46No, I know you're all anxious to dig into the delicious gossip I've provided for you.
36:51And I could really use a drink.
37:00Yes, in the life of every housewife, there comes a time for renovation.
37:08She may be doing away with an unpleasant memory.
37:14Breaking up a once happy relationship.
37:21Or making the necessary changes to prepare for a new one.
37:28But no matter how much a housewife may embrace the way her life is changing,
37:35the people in her neighborhood may take a different view.
37:40What's the matter?
37:42Maybe we should go inside.
37:47Or maybe we shouldn't.
37:49Or maybe we should go inside.
37:52Or maybe we should go inside.
37:56Or maybe we should go inside.