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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 5
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00:02Previously on Desperate Wives
00:03Gabrielle tried to rekindle an old affair
00:06Gabby, I'm getting married
00:08And I was married when we got together
00:10That is not how I'm gonna be married
00:11Lynette got the support she needed for chemotherapy
00:16Catherine, who liked everything in its place
00:19Thought that her husband was forgetting his
00:22I guess you learned nothing from Chicago
00:24Bree's attempt to keep her daughter's pregnancy a secret
00:27You are keeping my grandchildren from me
00:29Evoked an unexpected response
00:32We're life partners
00:34And Susan tried to connect with the newest neighbors
00:37I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it
00:40I hope we can live up to your stereotype
00:42I should go
00:47The odd-looking boxes were delivered
00:50To the home of Bob Hunter and Lee McDermott
00:52Early on a Tuesday morning
00:54It wasn't long before workmen had opened them
00:58And begun assembling the various parts and pieces
01:02Happily, it only took three hours to turn the contents
01:06Into a finished work of art
01:11Sadly, it only took 15 minutes for the residents of Wisteria Lane
01:16What the hell is it?
01:18To become art critics
01:21I think it's a sculpture
01:23I think it's crap
01:24Of all the gay men in the world, we have to get the two without taste
01:28What are we gonna do about this?
01:30I say we keep smiling and look for the hidden cameras
01:32I think we're about to get punked
01:34I don't think there's anything we can do
01:35It's not our lawn
01:36It's our neighborhood
01:37We have rules against this sort of thing
01:39Or at least we did when I used to live here
01:42Who's running the homeowners association?
01:44Well, it was Mary Alice, but as you may have heard
01:46Yes, very tragic
01:48So we haven't had a president in four years?
01:50No one would volunteer, it's a pain-in-the-ass job
01:52I'll volunteer
01:54We can hold an election in the next couple of days
01:56I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend
01:59Okay, before we become an ugly mob
02:00Why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys?
02:02But not me
02:03They hate me
02:06Brie, you talk to them, you can relate to them
02:08Why would you say that?
02:10You got a kid who came flying out of the closet
02:11And a husband has been looking for the doorknob
02:16What, you've met him?
02:18Oh, they're coming
02:23Morning, ladies
02:25Hey, uh, we were just talking about your sculpture
02:28That's what I love about art, the way it provokes discussion
02:31Although it would have been nice if you had discussed it with us
02:34But you don't, you don't like it?
02:37Well, we're not saying that
02:39It's just a little, uh, it's an eyesore
02:44Really?
02:44Mm-hmm
02:45You hear that, Bob?
02:46We flew to Finland and paid $24,000 to commission an eyesore
02:50I don't mind it
02:52Not to brag, but I went to art school
02:54Community college
02:55And they taught us that art is subjective
02:59Thank you, Susan
03:02Susan's need for approval aside
03:03This clearly is not appropriate for the street
03:07Wisteria Lane has a traditional look
03:09Well, maybe you'd like it better if we covered it with a gingham throw
03:14Ladies, uh, I'm sorry
03:17We honestly thought that people would like it
03:20But even if you disapprove
03:22We hope that you will respect our right to decorate as we see fit
03:30Have a nice day, Philistines
03:32Yes
03:33Art came to Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday morning
03:37And by Tuesday afternoon
03:39I think it's time to reconvene the homeowners association
03:42All in favor?
03:45Aye
03:47War had come as well
04:00As word of the sculpture spread
04:02Bob and Lee began to wonder if any of their neighbors would be supportive
04:08But when the sculpture's true function was unveiled the next day
04:13Whatever support they did have
04:19Was quickly washed away
04:21Come on
04:246 a.m. What is this?
04:26I don't know, but Megan
04:27Stop
04:34Oh my god
04:44Wow
04:45It's a fountain, too
04:47We would have mentioned that yesterday, but your friends were a little uptight
04:51Yeah, they could get like that
04:52So do you think that you could just turn it off for a second?
05:02What's up?
05:02I was just wondering, um, do you think you could move it to your backyard?
05:10Why, I thought you liked it
05:11Remember you said art is subjective
05:13Yes
05:15Quiet art is subjective
05:17But you see, Mike is working really long hours lately
05:19And he can't sleep with all that noise
05:21We're not going to turn it off
05:22Because we need it to drown out all the stuff we hear coming from your house
05:27Like what?
05:28Let's see, you yakking to your mom on the phone
05:30You grunting through your Pilates DVDs
05:32You in the shower butchering the score to Brigadoon
05:34I have a lovely voice
05:36Whoever told you that is not your friend
05:40He's a little cranky
05:41I think someone needs his French toast
05:44Come on, Lee
05:45No, no, no, no
05:46No, no, we're not done here
05:47As your neighbor, I have a right to be heard
05:49And I say that simple human decency dictates that you turn off that sound right now
05:59Hey guys
06:00Hey guys, I got your snack
06:03What you playing?
06:05Action figures
06:06Wanna play mom?
06:07She does awesome alien voices
06:11Thanks, sweetheart
06:17Hello
06:19Oh, yeah
06:20Hi, Dr. Schiller
06:22Okay, that's my white blood count
06:24Uh-huh, but as long as it's higher than 4.0
06:26That means I don't have neutropenia, right?
06:29Well, that's great
06:31Thanks for calling
06:34Yeah, you too
06:35Bye
06:39What?
06:40You can't talk about doctors up here
06:42Or about being sick
06:44If you do, you have to go
06:46That's the rule
06:49Well, that's a good rule
06:53Although it wasn't bad news
06:54It was actually
06:55Doesn't matter
06:56We voted
06:57It's a rule
06:59Got it
07:00Sick talk done
07:02Okay
07:03You guys have fun
07:07Do over Parker
07:09That guy doesn't have freezing power
07:11If his guy can fly
07:12My guy can freeze
07:15Hi, it's Mrs. Hodge
07:17May I please speak with Danielle?
07:19Muffins
07:20Hands off
07:21We're bringing these to Danielle for her birthday
07:23What do you mean she's gone?
07:26And you believed her?
07:28You idiot
07:29I should sue your irresponsible ass off for this
07:32Yeah?
07:33Well, good day to you too, Reverend Mother
07:35What happened?
07:37Those stupid nuns at the convent
07:38Let Danielle's grandmother kidnap her
07:40She claimed I'd given her permission for a weekend visit
07:45Phyllis?
07:46It's me
07:47You can screen your calls all you want to
07:49But trust me, old woman
07:50You are in a world of trouble
07:52I know where you live
07:53And I am coming for you
07:54Should we be worried?
07:56No, I think we're ready for her
07:58Now, show me again how you kill the zombies
08:04Why can't I go?
08:05I play golf
08:08And I'd love to meet your college buddies
08:12Edie, me and the guys have only two rules for these weekends
08:15No plaid pants and no women
08:18Fine, be that way
08:21And to think
08:22I got you a gift
08:29Hey, golf balls
08:31They're monogrammed
08:32Wait, these are your initials
08:35Exactly
08:36While you're out there playing
08:38I want everyone to know who your balls belong to
08:53Good work, boys
08:54But I have to head out in a few minutes
08:55So make sure you put all the stuff back in the garage
09:00Hello
09:01Hey, on my way
09:02Meet you at the hotel, okay?
09:04I'm leaving in five minutes
09:14Uh, Brett
09:15Could you come here a second?
09:19How long has that van been parked over there?
09:21A couple hours
09:23Hours?
09:24Are you serious?
09:26Oh my god
09:27I think he's just waiting for someone to come home
09:29Brett, when's the last time a cable guy waited for anyone?
09:35I see a lot of lawn mowing in your future
09:38Hey, it's me again
09:39I'm not gonna believe this
09:41Before Victor left on his business trip
09:43He hired someone to tail me
09:45Oh man, should we call this off?
09:46No way
09:47It's gonna take more than a guy with many binoculars
09:49And a bag of donuts
09:50To keep me under lock and key
09:53I'll be there as soon as I can
10:04Boys, time to get paid
10:06Come on, Eddie
10:33As soon as we get around the corner
10:35We're gonna have to adjust this horn
10:48Gabrielle
10:50Hey
10:52Hi
10:55Look at you
10:56What a surprise
10:59Gabby
11:01Tammy, this is Gabrielle
11:03Wow, look at you
11:06Congratulations
11:06Thanks
11:07It wasn't planned
11:11Okay
11:12So, are you guys staying here?
11:15No, we just came for some lunch
11:17Daddy owns this place
11:18That's right
11:20You're a hotel heiress
11:21Yeah
11:21But not one of the skanky ones
11:24How do you two know each other?
11:27I used to be Gabrielle's gardener
11:30Oh
11:30Well, as you can see
11:33He's certainly married up
11:34From Lawn Boy
11:35Tammy
11:35What?
11:37Forget it
11:39So, I heard you married the mayor
11:42You're married to Victor Lang?
11:44He and Daddy go hunting together
11:45I tell John
11:47If he would just be nicer to Daddy
11:48He could hang out with people like the mayor
11:50And make important contacts
11:52And I keep telling you
11:54That I don't need to kiss your father's ass
11:55To have a career
11:58Uh, yeah
11:58So I married the mayor
11:59Kooky, huh?
12:01So
12:01Um
12:03Is he here with you?
12:04Uh, no
12:05He's away
12:06At a conference
12:07So I decided to treat myself
12:09To his ball weekend
12:11Ooh
12:11You should definitely get the full body massage
12:16Oh
12:17Oh, I planned to
12:19Good to see you
12:20You too, Gabby
12:24Sorry about that
12:26I'm a complete shock
12:27I mean, of all people to run into
12:28Who were they?
12:33Just an old friend and his idiot wife
12:36Come on, let's go
12:40Jeffrey
12:42How lovely to see you
12:43Cram it, Phyllis
12:45You got a lot of nerves
12:46Stealing Danielle from a convent we prepaid for
12:49She didn't steal me
12:51I'm a mature person
12:52Capable of making my own decisions
12:54Well, good
12:55You can decide to pack
12:56Because we are taking you back to the convent
12:58Mm-mm
12:59I'm turning 18 this weekend
13:00So you can't boss me around anymore
13:02I'm staying with Grandma
13:03And I'm going to have my baby delivered here
13:04We have an excellent medical staff
13:07It's a retirement village
13:08All these doctors know how to deliver is bad news
13:11I don't care
13:12I'm staying
13:12And I'm going to raise the baby here too
13:15What?
13:16Entirely her idea
13:17A baby is God's most precious gift
13:20I will not have mine raised by a cold
13:22Emotionally unavailable woman like you
13:24Emotionally unavailable?
13:26Gosh, I wonder where she picked up that little phrase
13:30Like I'm too dumb to think of it myself
13:32You're always mean to me
13:34Just like you were to Dad
13:35You emasculated him
13:37Well, you're not going to emasculate me
13:39You don't even know what that means
13:41You petulant sock puppets
13:43Who cares?
13:46I'm going to the store
13:51Buy a dictionary
13:54So that's all settled
13:57Would you like some iced tea?
14:09You aren't joining the lynch mob?
14:12Uh, me and Catherine's homeowners thingy
14:14I think I'll sit this one out
14:16No, no, no
14:16You can't do that
14:17You've got to pick a side
14:19Art
14:19Or mindless conformity
14:22See, this is one of the upsides of having cancer
14:24You get to excuse yourself from petty neighborhood squabbles
14:27You won't think they're so petty when she comes after you
14:31Me?
14:31Why would you do that?
14:33Did the homeowners association approve everything in your yard?
14:36The fence?
14:37That swing?
14:38The treehouse?
14:40I don't think Catherine will bother herself over a treehouse
14:43First they came for the fountains
14:45And I did not speak up because I had no fountain
14:48What?
14:49Then they came for the lawn gnomes
14:50And I did not speak out because I had no gnome
14:52You're comparing Catherine to a Nazi?
14:55Then they came for my treehouse
14:57And there was no one left to speak out for me
15:04Thank you, ladies
15:05I so appreciate your input
15:06And I think we can all agree
15:08That the fountain has no place on our street
15:12Yeah
15:13We've got to show those gays
15:15We mean business
15:17Ida
15:17Again, the issue is not Bob and Lee being gay
15:21It's the fountain
15:23Well, can't it be both?
15:27Anyway
15:28If you elect me president
15:30My first act will be to eliminate this so-called work of art
15:35Hear, hear
15:38Yes, Lynette
15:39After you get rid of this fountain, that's it, right?
15:42I don't follow
15:43I mean, you're not going to start checking everyone's yards for things that don't fit in
15:48Of course not
15:51As long as those things meet the association's guidelines
15:55Uh-huh
15:56And what if they don't?
15:58Are you referring to something in particular?
16:00My kid's treehouse
16:02Can you promise you'll leave it alone?
16:04Well, it's not up to me
16:06That's the whole point
16:07There are rules
16:09That sounds like a no
16:10If I make an exception for you, then I have to make one for everyone
16:14And surely you realize that the whole neighborhood can't revolve around your little treehouse
16:20Now, since I am running unopposed, I just need someone to second my nomination
16:28Oh, thank you, Lynette
16:31No, actually I'm nominating myself
16:33I am now running for president
16:36Against you
16:47Running for president in your condition
16:50I don't think it's a good idea
16:51Tom, I don't want your opinion, just your vote
16:54If you want to save the treehouse, why don't you let me run instead?
16:57Because you'd never win
16:58Bossy women rule this street, you know that
17:01No one rules my life
17:04I'm sorry, I didn't catch that
17:06Nothing
17:07Look, this is not just about a treehouse or a fountain
17:11This is about what kind of neighborhood we want to live in
17:14Do we get to make our own choices or do we let the taste police make them for us?
17:18Ah, now I get it
17:20This is about you wanting to take on Catherine
17:22No, this is about personal freedom
17:26Specifically, my personal freedom to take down that jack-booted house frown
17:30Honey, if you're looking for something to fight, how about your cancer?
17:34Hey, a tumor is a tumor
17:36Whether it's in your body or living across the street
17:44I don't know why you buy those things
17:46They just end up on the floor
17:47Because I want to feel pretty and feminine
17:52Ooh, my chili cheese fries
17:55Just a second!
17:56Gabrielle?
17:57It's me, John
17:59John?
18:00John who?
18:04Uh, okay
18:06You know that old friend I ran into in the lobby?
18:08It might have been John Rowland
18:12Maybe
18:13I'm not sure
18:15Gabrielle?
18:16But just to be safe
18:17You may want to hide in the closet
18:18What?
18:19I'm not hiding from that guy
18:20Really?
18:21Because his father-in-law goes hunting with Victor
18:24You know, the guy who hired someone to tail us and possibly kill us
18:37John, what are you doing here?
18:39When I ran into you last fall
18:41You wanted to stir up our affair again and I wasn't ready
18:45Well, I'm ready
18:57Hey
18:58Listen, I promised Tom I would knock myself out campaigning for this homeowners thing
19:04So, I was hoping you could help me
19:06You know, ring some bells, talk me up, that sort of thing
19:10I would love to, but
19:14But, what?
19:16This is awkward
19:17Uh, I told Catherine I'd vote for her
19:20You're picking her over me?
19:22It's not like I'm pro-Catherine
19:23I'm just anti-Fountain
19:27Oh, don't give me that look
19:28I made her a promise
19:29Yes, but that was before your best friend threw her scarf in the ring
19:36Okay
19:37If I vote for you, do you promise to get rid of that fountain?
19:40See, that's awkward for me
19:42This is about personal freedom, you know
19:44I'm running as a libertarian
19:45Well, I'm voting as a light sleeper
19:48It's right outside our bedroom window
19:50Seriously, Lynette, it's like living next to Splash Mountain
19:52But it's my kids' treehouse, they really need it
19:55Well, we need our sleep
19:56Why don't you get earplugs?
19:58Why don't you get treehouse plugs?
20:01What?
20:02That doesn't even make sense
20:03Yeah, I'm sorry
20:04You know, tired people aren't witty
20:10Seriously, John, you've got to get out of here
20:12No, please
20:13I need to be with you
20:14What about your wife?
20:16You met her
20:16She's dumb, demanding, totally self-centered
20:19Especially in bed
20:20I mean, she's awful
20:22Awfully pregnant
20:23I know
20:24I'm completely trapped
20:25Just like you were with Mr. Solis
20:29I wasn't trapped
20:31What do you mean?
20:32All you'd ever talk about was what a selfish piggy was
20:36Well, I think you're paraphrasing
20:37Okay, seriously, you have to go
20:39Come on
20:40You know it would be hard
20:42Just like old times
20:44Remember how great our sex was?
20:46Oh, I don't think we need to get into that
20:47What about the time we were doing it in the shower?
20:51Mr. Solis drove up?
20:53Uh, does not ring a bell
20:54Come on
20:55And I hid in the closet
20:56And you looked so hot
20:58Mr. Solis pulled you down on the bed
21:02And you had to fake an orgasm
21:04Just so he wouldn't catch on
21:07Yeah
21:07Good times
21:09Anyways, uh
21:10That's a negatory on the affair
21:12What?
21:12And I will see you later
21:14Come on
21:15We're so good together
21:16Get
21:23Boy, that was a close one, huh?
21:29You faked it with me while that wax job was hiding in the closet?
21:32Yes, I had an affair
21:34Old news, move on
21:36Where's that room service?
21:37So you're not going to apologize for humiliating me in my own bed?
21:41You deserved it
21:42All you cared about back then was work
21:44Hey, I was not that bad of a husband
21:46And somebody had to support your Italian shoe addiction
21:49I shopped because I was bored and lonely
21:51Same reason I had an affair
21:53Yeah, with our teenage gardener
21:55I should have snapped that kid's neck two years ago
21:57Oh, let it go
21:58John Roland didn't do anything to you that you're not doing to Victor
22:02You can't even compare the two
22:04It's completely different
22:05Is it, Mr. Man in the Closet?
22:09Yeah, you heard me
22:10Who's John Roland now?
22:22Catherine, what are you up to?
22:24Just visiting a friend
22:25Liar
22:26You're campaigning
22:28Cookies
22:29Nice touch
22:31I don't want a scarf
22:37Edie
22:38You got a moment?
22:39I am running for president of the homeowners association
22:42And I want to talk to you about that horrible fountain
22:45Screw the fountain
22:47You want my support?
22:48Make Ida Greenberg ditch that screen door
22:51That rusty old tetanus bucket
22:53Looks fine to me
22:54It's hardly ripped at all
22:55In fact, if you give me your support
22:58I'll make Mrs. Perkett prune those roses
23:00It's a garden
23:01Not a jungle
23:02And you shouldn't have to
23:04Pay for a fence you don't even want?
23:06That's not how you make good neighbors
23:07And I don't care if
23:09The Mastafas don't celebrate Christmas
23:11You're asking them to hang a few lights
23:13Not convert
23:14When I'm president, I promise
23:16You can keep that satellite dish
23:18In fact, this is practically a First Amendment issue
23:20The way I see it
23:22The entire neighborhood should be a testament to symmetry and beauty
23:27So
23:27Have I got your vote?
23:29I'm not sure yet
23:32Keep rubbing
23:45Brie, I know you're upset, but you've got to eat
23:48I'm just so mad at myself
23:50I should have realized that
23:51The maternal instinct is so strong
23:54That even Danielle would develop it
23:57Huh
24:00What's so funny?
24:01You know those animals who eat their young?
24:04Even they have more maternal instinct than Danielle
24:06Then why would she want the child?
24:08You've known her how long
24:09And you've still haven't figured out how that lentil she calls a brain works?
24:13There's no need to insult your sister
24:14Let them talk
24:15All right
24:16Danielle cares about three things
24:19Danielle
24:20Fun
24:21And uh
24:23Wait, I was wrong
24:24It's just two
24:26And a retirement village is fun?
24:28Compared to what you're offering her
24:30A crappy job
24:31And community college
24:33You think grandma's gonna make her do any of that?
24:35So Danielle's only doing this because Phyllis is offering her a cushy life?
24:38Yeah
24:39If you want that baby
24:42You're gonna have to outbid grandma
24:55What are you doing here?
24:57Hi, John
24:59I wanted to talk to you
25:02It'll be very friendly
25:03No hitting
25:11What's up?
25:12This is gonna sound weird
25:14But uh
25:14I've been doing some thinking lately
25:16And well
25:19I've decided that it's time for me to forgive you
25:24For sleeping with my wife
25:29You know I didn't just sleep with Gabby
25:32I fell in love with her
25:37I forgive you for that too
25:42Why are you doing this?
25:44You in some kind of 12 step program?
25:49Let's just say I recently learned how loving someone makes you forget the difference between right and wrong
26:00Anyway, that's pretty much it
26:01I should go
26:03Hey
26:06You still talk to Gabrielle?
26:09Occasionally
26:10Why?
26:11I just wanted to know if she was happy
26:15I think she is
26:20Well
26:23Good for her
26:31All right
26:32Before we vote
26:33Are there any more questions for the candidates?
26:37Anybody besides Lee?
26:39It's not a question
26:39I just want to remind everyone
26:41That a vote for Catherine
26:42Is a vote for fascism
26:44What is it with you gay people and clothes?
26:49Fascism, Ida
26:50Not fashion
26:52Though if you ever do want to talk fashion
26:55We're here for you
26:57All right
26:57Debate's over
26:58Let's kick this pig
27:00All in favor of Lynette
27:09Okay
27:10And those for Catherine?
27:19That's 14 for Lynette
27:20And 14 for Catherine
27:21So what do we do?
27:23It's a tie
27:24Ah
27:25No, it's not
27:27Susan
27:27Voted twice
27:32Did I?
27:34Well, that's obviously wrong
27:37You only get one vote, sweet cheeks
27:38Who's it going to be?
27:54This is it
27:55We're waiting
27:57It's up to you, hon
28:03Catherine
28:06Okay, it's official
28:07Catherine is our new president
28:12Thank you
28:13Thank you, everyone
28:14And I promise
28:15To do my best
28:17For this neighborhood
28:17And Bob
28:19Lee
28:19Mr. Mustafa
28:20I'll be in touch
28:21Regarding your various infractions
28:22Oh
28:23And you too, Lynette
28:28Meeting adjourned
28:51You know, Phyllis
28:53We cannot thank you enough
28:54For accepting our apology
28:56Well, I think we should try to stay on good terms
29:00For Danielle's sake
29:02I'm glad you suggested that we eat out here
29:06I never think to do this
29:08Oh, darn
29:09I forgot the napkins
29:10No problem
29:11I'll go get some
29:16So, now that we have a moment alone
29:19Your mother and I would like to say how proud we are
29:22Yeah, right
29:23Seriously
29:24We hadn't realized you'd matured enough
29:27To take on the burden of motherhood all by yourself
29:30Well, Grandma's gonna help
29:32Well, she'll do what she can
29:33But you mustn't overtax her
29:34Her heart is not very strong
29:38She seems fine to me
29:40Well, knock wood
29:40We'd hate to see you forced to take care of a baby
29:43And a sick old woman
29:45Whoa
29:47Mahjong
29:47Don't see that much anymore
29:52Hey
29:56Danielle
29:56You should introduce yourself
29:58These people are your new friends
30:00And you're going to learn more from their experience and wisdom
30:03Than you ever could have learned at that college in Florida
30:06Wait
30:06I thought I couldn't go there
30:08You said it was just a party school
30:09Well, actually, we checked into the curriculum
30:11And it's very strong
30:12But no matter
30:13You'll be happier here
30:14Yes, and with a grandmother's unconditional love
30:16Who needs frat boys who only like you for your convertible?
30:20Whoa
30:21When did I get a convertible?
30:22Well, we were gonna surprise you with one for your birthday
30:25But since you're keeping the baby
30:27You'll want a more practical gift
30:28We're thinking a diaper service
30:31Oh, look
30:32They have water aerobics
30:38You should sign up
30:43You know, maybe I should go to college
30:47I mean, for the baby's sake
30:49How can I support it without a degree?
30:51But you can't raise this child in a Miami dorm room
30:55You'll need to leave it with someone you can trust
30:57To take care of it properly
31:03Sorry
31:04The elevator's out
31:06I have to catch my breath
31:17Grandma?
31:18We need to talk
31:31What's this?
31:32I thought we might toast my victory
31:35I'm kind of in the middle of something here
31:38Oh
31:39So
31:41You haven't congratulated me yet
31:44I know
31:48Would you like to tell me what's bothering you?
31:50I just want you to think about what you've been doing
31:52For the past few days
31:54You've mounted a crusade against a metal thing
31:56That shoots out water
31:57I'm trying to keep the neighborhood beautiful
32:00I love this street
32:01Yeah, you keep saying that
32:03How happy you used to be here
32:05But ever since we've moved back
32:06All I've seen is an unhappy woman
32:09Who needs to control everything
32:11Well
32:13We've both learned what happens when you lose control
32:16Ah
32:18Chicago again
32:20Tell you something else we learned there
32:22When the chips are down
32:23It helps to have friends
32:26And you certainly haven't made us any lately
32:30Congratulations
32:40Bye, Grandma
32:41Goodbye, dear
32:45Tell your stepfather I'll be right out
32:52Oh, please, Phyllis
32:54Even you have to agree that a girl who'd trade her baby for a convertible
32:58Isn't ready for motherhood
32:59She'd have changed once the baby came
33:03She's her father's daughter
33:10That's a nice picture of Rex
33:12I have a lot of pictures
33:15All of the women here do
33:19They're what we have left of the things time has taken from us
33:27Youth
33:28Homes and husbands
33:31And for the unluckiest children
33:36I thought I was getting back a part of Rex
33:40But now
33:45I know you're lonely, Phyllis
33:47But I can't give up this child just to make you feel better
33:51You should go
33:52Your family is waiting for you
34:04Orson and I go to our club almost every Saturday night
34:07If you're interested in babysitting
34:12You mean it?
34:15How will you explain me to your friends?
34:18I'll say that you're broke and needed the money
34:21Can't you just say that you like having me around?
34:26I need something that will fly, Phyllis
34:40Hey, what's going on?
34:42We need to talk
34:46So here's the deal
34:48I think it's time for us to do the right thing
34:51I don't think I like where this is going
34:53We have to end this affair
34:55You serious?
34:56All this sneaking around
35:00Wearing disguises
35:01Hiding in closets
35:02It's just wrong
35:04We're better than this
35:05So what are you suggesting?
35:06We stay with Victor and Edie?
35:08No, we break up with them
35:11Look, it'll hurt
35:12But at least it's honest
35:13And then when enough time has gone by
35:15And they've moved on
35:16We can be together
35:18How long are we talking about?
35:21I don't know, six months?
35:22Six months?
35:23Nobody takes that long to heal anymore
35:25It's a breakup, not a facelift
35:27Hey, look
35:28I want us to be together too
35:30But I also want to feel good about it
35:33Don't you?
35:37Yeah
35:38I do
35:42You're such a good guy, Carlos
35:44I really hate that about you
35:47I know
35:50So
35:52I guess this is it
35:57This kiss has to last six months
36:00You better make it good
36:19If this guy can fly
36:21My guy can spring
36:27Hey, Lynette
36:29Hey, Judas
36:31Okay, fine
36:32You're still angry
36:33But I'm going to make it up to you
36:34When they come after that treehouse
36:35They're going to find one Susan Meyer
36:37Chained to it
36:38Don't do that
36:39I want to be sad
36:40When they knock it down
36:42Lynette
36:43What?
36:44You think you can just walk over here
36:45And cute your way out of what you did?
36:47We're supposed to be friends
36:48Exactly
36:49And friends don't put friends
36:50In this kind of position
36:51I love you
36:53But you can't ask me
36:54To put your kids ahead of my husband
36:59You're right
37:00I shouldn't have done that
37:04But that treehouse
37:05Is the one place my kids can go
37:07And not hear about body scans
37:10And white blood cell counts
37:12It is their getaway
37:15From this horrible thing
37:16That I brought into the house
37:19Brought?
37:20Sweetie, it's not your fault
37:21That you're sick
37:22I know that
37:24Here
37:25But here
37:27It feels like I've ruined their childhood
37:32Okay, if anybody needs me
37:33I'll be at the hardware store
37:34Buying chains
37:36Jeez, get over here
37:39Hello there
37:42Oh, look, it's our new queen
37:43Catherine of Arrogant
37:46Hey, where's the wrecking ball?
37:48Actually, I came to tell you
37:49The treehouse can stay
37:50Oh, my God, that's great
37:52Yes
37:53If anyone complains
37:54We'll say it was grandfathered in
37:56Under the previous administration
38:00Wow
38:01Thanks
38:02Why?
38:05Clearly it means a lot to you
38:06And I want to be a good neighbor
38:10Catherine
38:13What's with you?
38:14Sometimes you act like an ice queen
38:15Then you do something really nice
38:19You are one complicated lady
38:22Oh
38:23I've had one complicated life
38:32I've had a lot of men in my life
38:34But I never let myself fall in love before
38:38I thought it was because I didn't want to get hurt
38:41But
38:42Now I know the pain you feel
38:44Isn't the worst part
38:48It's the hate
38:51Could you make it out to Cass?
39:09Hello, Catherine
39:10You hear about the fountain?
39:12Yes
39:12But don't worry
39:13There's no strict deadline
39:14You can
39:15Have it removed
39:16At your earliest convenience
39:19Yeah, I don't think it's going anywhere
39:22Oh, boys, boys
39:23The war's over
39:27Yes, it is
39:29We know all about Chicago
39:31Come again?
39:33My ex is on the board of Chicago Memorial Hospital
39:36Seems your husband made quite a stir there
39:37Whole hospital still buzzing about what he did
39:41Whatever you heard
39:43Is a vicious lie
39:44Every word of it
39:48Still, it was enough to
39:50Make you leave town
39:52Which begs the question
39:54Do you like living here?
40:00Oh, good
40:01We're in agreement
40:01The fountain stays
40:05Thanks for stopping by, Catherine
40:11It's the same for all of us
40:17We try not to get too close
40:19To the people who live next door
40:23It's easier to give them a polite nod
40:26Than to ask what's wrong
40:30It's safer to keep walking by
40:33Than to get involved
40:37True, we sometimes do get to know
40:40The people we share a fence with
40:42And end up lifelong friends
40:45Thanks for being here
40:47But mostly, we keep our distance
40:50Because we'd rather our neighbors
40:52Know nothing about us
41:00Than know too much
41:02Thank you very much
41:03Thank you very much
41:05Thank you
41:06Yeah
41:31Thank you
41:34.
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